gator edition
ohfucking helli only have one life don't iwhat the fuck have i been doing all this time
Can't stop farting and they absolutely fucking stink
>>215795569making memories x
finna kill myself
Monday is here again. Go and make yourselves proud this week fellas, there’s a whole lot to do in this world
>>215795569your new life starts..... NOW
>>215795582ktim last night went for a wee and to get a glass of water and the smell when I walked back into my grotty unventilated chambers was nothing short of rancid
>>215795551Swamp n bog linked up
>>215795608very good post
>>215795595Such as?
yeah?
>>215795589Want some help?
>>215795602Mine smells like a skunk has died and been left to fester for a few weeks
that time of the year when they keep forcing darts down our throats, no one cares deano you only started watching last year anyway
>>215795653yeh we know you prefer nobs forced down your throat
>>215795653Sounds painful
wish someone would literally force a dart down your throat
>>215795665oh very mature, confirmed darts watcher here
lads my wanking is getting out of control
raping my own arse with a dart
should have got up at 6am instead of rolling around in bed for 3 hours trying to get back to sleep
>>215795582Alri Emma
nintendo DS stylus down the ol 'rethra
>>215795653love the darts me, always stand up when they sing that song. shame it's only on for like a few weeks every year tho
>>215795679get a hold of your willard
Need her to poo in my mouth.
still thinking about jerk potato
Went to a Georgian restaurant yesterday
>>215795734go ontell us about it then
bossberg on his usual shite. it's 9am on a Monday lad chill out
>>215795734Was it in Bath?
can't log into my amazon account and the indian agent's advice was just to delete my 10 year old account and make a new one. nice one
>>215795679what're you wanking to?
reckon i've wanked to literally every race of woman except indian
remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “they’re eating right now”
>>215795803my first ever wank was to an indian
>>215795747Had chicken in garlic cream sauceWas niceByob too so brought a few jars of Stella>>215795751No
>>215795809this but for break timewondering if they missed my presence
>>215795789no comment
Farts smelling like an old London open air sewer belching out into the streets
two weeks until the cocks go back
much to think about
>>215795820>Byob too so brought a few jars of StellaOh lovely.What vintage?Was their a corkage fee?
When I flash people they move out of my lane because they know the king is coming through
>>215795858carafed that oaf
>>215795858Was a fiver to bring your own stuff but they didn't charge meBelieve it was a 2025 brew
glod
DANCING WITH ZUTTS IN MY BUTTWEEPING FOR A MEMORY OF VIRGINITY GONE BYDANCING WITH ZUTTS IN MY BUTTLIVING OUT A MEMORY OF A HOLE THAT DIED IT'S NIGHT AND I'M DRIVING TO MECCA AGAINIT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S MY FIRST TIME THE ZUTT IN MY BUTTHOLE CUMS AGAINIT'S OVER IT'S OVER
>>215795929Hope an elderly woman panics, brakes abruptly, and you quantum phase into her in the collision and become a screaming mess of limbs and organs like in a cronenberg fillum
When I flash people they ring the police because I'm near a school
>>215795966i second this
mumberg's discovered facebook reels and has been utterly mindraped by AI slop
Man how l cant just wank to tits and bums and fanny it has to be a multi layered mental fantasy supported by a variety of sound and images and videos.
>>215795994boomers have now transitioned to knowing videos are AI but still engaging with them anyway
>>215795966I have reactions of an F1 driver and new brakes. In this scenario I would simply brake and avoid the collision, this is what kings do
having a crazy wank, hanging out the window like spiderman
>>215795994Mad how dataleaks + ai voice n video is going to make it a scammers dream. Hope you got power if attorney over your parents
bf keeps leaving skidders in the toilet
>>215796040sorry x
>>215795994It's terminal I'm afraid, you'll have to put her down
>>215796023*indian lorry driver on his phone ploughs into the back of you *
>>215796040i've got permaskids in minebleach and a bog brush doesn't touch them, probably need to drain it and get the sandpaper out
are you allowed to wank in prison?
has a woman ever hit on you?
>>215795994mumberg just asked me if l know how to turn photos of her dead parents into AI videos
>>215796069you can even have sex.
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
>>215796072Best Kimiko cud do
Oh rorke mate… not again
>>215796072yesthere was this fat bird in Oceana who pulled me into a toilet stall and wanted me to piss in front of her but I just left
>>215796069if your cell daddy allows it x
>>215796105woke nonsense
imagine having adverts like this in england. it's like a different world over there.
so on one hand ai is going to put millions out of work and create a strange new world where everything is made by ai and nobody can tell whats real anymore and on the other hand ai has no use which could justify or make sufficient profis out of the massive amounts of capital invested into it and has just created a bubble which will crash shortly and put the markets back to where they were during covid
>>215796109>. If you don't want your library turned into a mosque, go there and read.Thought it were empty for a decade??
>>215796112mad how the % of /brit/ lads who have been to Oceana is so much higher than the general population
>>215796109he shouldnt be so casual about accommodating people who share none of his values
imagine if everyone ended their posts with an x regardless of what the post was haha x
>>215796141Because no one goes there idiot
accommodate my cock in your arse
>>215796112was about to ask why the fuck you didn't do it but then i saw "fat"
>>215796109>british people believe *general sweeping statement presented as fact *Not to mention a lot of these places are intentionally kept empty. Theres a pub by me thats been closed for 3 years now after the owner increased rents too much on the landlord. Theyre obviously holding it until they can get a change of use and make it into houses
>>215796159Probably cos of cuts
>>215796149Sorry to be the one to tell you this but we all have different values. Everyone in here is English Scottish or Welsh and yet we can’t agree on everything because we all have different values
get the planks done
>>215796176stfu spaki
*overtakes you on the motorway then moves into the left lane and goes slower than you*
>>215796217try harder with this one adam
My values are punting my enemies off a bridge
>>215796224*goes to overtake you then goes the same speed as you in the inside lane*
>>215796224*sticky bombs your whip*
>>215796217very true for instance everyone else here thinks you're a cunt and should kill yourselfbut you would disagreedifferent values innit
some plonker overtook me in a 20 zone only to immediately get stuck in a traffic light queue so I just put my high beams on and left them on whilst he was directly in front for the next 5 minutes aha he was pure ragin
clamping a nintendo DS around my cock
>>215796217Actually were basically culturally synonymous and its ridiculous to argue otherwise. Scots/welsh/english/Irish are different of course and rightly so but they have a lot more in common with each other than a frenchman or danish person or a paki
>>215796272
>>215796248is this what they're calling frosted turds these days
please don't argue with spaki
If you lads want a good laugh you should google the Irish famine.
>>215796303bro was on here earlier in a completely dead thread spamming cp
>>215796292dunno why but i just wanked and cunmed to this
>>215796327No fish please, we're Irish!
I think it’s high time I refreshed my wardrobe
>to the tune of the country hit Just Got Backjust got blacked,yeah l just got blacked,and all these crazy rednecks are singing we got ya back
ah yes "spaki". Tell me. Is he here in the room with us right now?
sir kevin macleod
>>215796276But we have different values. If we all had the same values there wouldn’t be different political parties there would just be one because all of us have the same values
>>215796333he needs locking up
swear people stopped saying “in the room with us right now” about 6 months ago dead meme omdz
>>215796352yes
the girls of outer /int/ are making fun of us again
>to the tune of the Christian rap song He's Coming Backhe's getting blacked he's getting blacked he's getting blacked yeahhe's getting blacked
Shouted at some teens speeding in a car, reminding them that it's a 20 here but they shouted the only 20 I've ever seen is on my scales then they drove off laughing
dem a wake up
morning chaps, morning nathan
>>215796159More likely because the council cut their budget Library in my village got plenty of use but still shut down
>>215796397
>>215796076
Right well Uber Eats is done. They're cracking down hard on alcohol orders now
>>215796448Have to be over 18 now yeah?
>>215796448Those who use it support rape gangs
>>215795569>>215795589>>215795846ktim
wonder how much Jude Law got paid for his shitty Uber Eats ad
they won't like me telling you this but the original jews were chinese
Actual nazis in Wales
tipping over biomass dinghys in the English channel
Adrian Hilton utterly bollocked that 'Basil the Great' freak back there
thinking of becoming a deliveroo driver to force myself to get some exercise in
might wank my arse
>>215796494did this nibba literally do a reddit repost here
>>215796459I don't have any ID on me so as far as I'm concerned it's OVER between me and Uber Eats, will have to find a new alcohol delivery service now
the read
bought a packet of those Fox's chunky cookies then opened them only to learn that they've done away with the old chunky cookies. The ones you get are similar in size to what you get in a packet of Maryland cookies. Normal sized.my own fault really, should have known
>>215796531would they actually deliver without proof of ID? or was it just because the delivery guys were boriswavers
>>215796531or just walk to a shop?
Genuinely not showered in 10 days bet l'm not even top 5 stinkest lads on here
might have one of them wanks i've heard so much about
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet skiYour dick is lil' like Wayne; GretzkyBut Gretsky's got a big dick; clarificationEveryone was rude to me; Paris vacation
>>215796579vile, if i miss one shower i feel disgusting the next morning
they got dropped off by the cronem
>>215796636whats on the agenda today zied, apart from cronemposting?
Wish l believed in God or heaven
*yawn*get some new material
>>215796622very bad lyricism
>>215796636they in the showers slapping their batons together
really enjoying my new suede coat. i can see why people wore leather a lot in the old days.
>>215796579i can't shower at the moment as the boiler's on the blink so it's been kettle baths for me and I reek
Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked
*staples new material to my knob*
>>215796685
Great day out with my gf and our friends yesterday team. Fantastic really, you can’t put a price on Sundays spent out and about
>>215796648im not zied>>215796672no, stop posting homosexual content
>>215796685why are our arses so plump and fuckable, has this ever been explained
>>215796672hot
Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give Jenny all my love Okay, then I'm a legal aide, Erin Brockovich is my name Then you can call me Scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine
he says stop posting gay stuff but his 10cm and thin pecker just twitchedwe all saw it!
i remember when i was poor i used to do the kettle bath as well, because i'd have £5 left on the meter for the whole month and the electric shower would run it down too quickly
DL cronem looking for white chocolate tops on grindr
Danny McBride is the funniest actor alive or dead and it’s not even debatable
>>215796707it is indeed strange how this is the average /brit/ arse
>>215796732Is this an anecdote from Kes or something. Surely people dont live like this anymore
>>215796768fuck off stop reposting me you freak
>>215796768how could a man possibly see this and be straight. being straight is gay in 2025
I’d make my own twerk video for you lads but it would break the internet and I want to keep using the internet
>>215796772this was about 15 years ago, i was 18 and was looking for a job, living off my savings which were almost nothing
what does huw edwards do all day now?
>>215796825walk around with his trousers and pants off
absolutely mental how many lads woke up with a peng lass in their bed this morning, everyone’s having sex
>>215796825has a wank
>>215796846it sucks because girls get horny at night when you're tired and are absolutely frigid in the morning when you've got the morning wood and need to start the day off with a spaff
had phone sex with an american (female) yesterday
>>215796405No way teens still use stone
>about 15 years ago, i was 18
>>215796825posts here
>>215796825Isnt he in prison?
>>215796881when you nut but she keep suckin
>>215796881rape scream
>>215796531They never let you order booze without id
>>215796896
They call me Poop Dick Johnson because my johnson is a poop dick.
>>215796918
This is the tale of Tony Montana Cubano flame with Miamian guns Got a basehead wife her womb is polluted This whole town's a pussy just waiting to get fucked
'uv this /brit/ish horrow clown, simple as.https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2589865181?t=0h5m50sWhat are you doing this fine monday morning, lads?
James O'Brien's having a right go
>>215796938sex cat unicorn thing
sometimes l think the singular Bradley poster is being disingenuous
Christ almighty, hundred quid for a new passportBit steep isn't itHow about instead of digital ID starmer just makes passports free
>>215796960
>>215796945why has this image been posted hundreds of times get a fucking job
>>215796952>FREE PALESTINE>NO NOT LIKE THAT
>>215796952Who
here lies rorkekilled by woke
>>215796995angry leftypol gammon
>>215796995Teleporter chief in Star Trek
>>215797011fucking hell janny quick with this one
>>215796976Is it mandatory to get one in Britain, even if you don't travel?It is in Germany (and getting steadily more expensive due to stupid chips, stupid fingerprints and such).
Ship Rorke off to North Sentinel Island
growing a coke nail purely for boogers
>>215797025No, lots of people dont have their passport.
/brit/ is the last white thread on this entire website
>>215797029imagine shagging their arse
they allowed those Palestine rats to return to their nests and somehow this isn’t good enough
>>215797029i can see their willys O.o
>>215797029The North Sentinel Island people NEED to drop their back day routine
>>215797053>somehow this isn’t good enoughfor whom?
>>215797056mental how even on tv they show boobs when it's native tribes but they will censor out the boobs of the white presenter
>>215797029mate those lads are 14 in that image
>>215737166
janny you beautiful angel
Britain would be the best country if real estate were for living, not for Boomer investment.
spaino posting cp again
>>215797065James O'Brieieien
>>215737113just browse simpchat
for fuck sake
Give it a rest you wrong un
>>215797019>destroys all your atoms and then recreates an exact copy elsewhereWouldnt catch me using these evil murder machines
>>215797065bored leftists who need something to moan about
growing a poop nail
>>215797107whats that and how is it different to simpcity or coomer.st?
pre-drinking before the England game
nathan feeling zesty this morning is he
>>215737113clarabelles
She's a big girl
What's the weather like where you lads are then?
>>215797126I think they were somehow under the impression that Hamas would gain real international support to push back and defeat Israel hence all of that "globalise the intifada" shite
>>215797183cold and overcast
brother why
>>215797181The old ai cp is it? Pretty grim lad
I'll be layin' in the cot waitin' for your momClutchin' on this lube and rosesI got my digital cameraI'ma make your momma do a million posesThey will be so surprisedWe are so cool and thoughtfulCan't wait to pork your momI'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffleSho' NuffMy momma loves bubble bath with chamomileStraight upGive it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style (Yeah)This is the perfect planFor a perfect Mother's DayThey'll have to rename this oneAll up under the covers day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIf7A5NvIOc
>>215797180*
>>215797192Enough about your mum, mate.
>>215797183Cold and undercast
Diego: RamonesMousey: The ClashSpaino: Busted
>>215797183getting nice mid 20s now
>>215797183Relativelh mild and overcast
Lads, I accidentally opened it. Didn't save it, I'm not into that. Will I be in trouble?
>>215797151If it's not World Cup I don't give a toss
pissing up into my face and all over my chest
>>215797250no
>>215797250@GCHQ
>>215797250yes that action has been logged I believe
>>215797250Youll probably only get 5years instead of 10. Out in 2 with good behavior
>>215797213
this dude finna be eating chicken
>>215797253@ASIO
>>215797250Constabulary Patel will be at your domicile momentarily!
>>215797275braphogess in the background
brapley walsh
>>215797275pilates kinda kinky with all that hardware...
Whys he having a cp melty?
breakfast vittles have been consumed
>>215797344
>>215797349>cp meltywhat's that a chicken parm from subway
got the John Michael Godier onfunny man, he sounds droll but then 5 minutes in he's talking about completely random shite and then sometimes he can be quite funny too
>>215797349something must have triggered spaki. doesnt take much these days considering how mindraped he's become
>>215797294i can't even look at a picture like that without wanting to have a wank oh lord braphogs make me so fucking hard
>>215797349was it actual fucking cp? i closed the tab as soon as i saw the thumbnails
Mumberg finally told him to stop reseting the router
ran out of milk. that's me done and dusted
wish you lot would fuck off a little bit
>>215797389wouldn't know mate
>>215797405you sure about that matey?
>After Sinaga's conviction, the mayor of his hometown of Depok, Mohammad Idris, announced that he planned to order raids on the local LGBT community.
>>215797430Based
>>215797430>raids on the local LGBT community.erm how does he know where they are
moaning.. x
spinning around in circles on the floor whilst sucking my own cock
might convert to muslimism
>>215797469they make them fleshlight sized now?
feeling illanyone want to look after me x
>>215797485speaking of how come judaism = jew christianity = christian islam = muslim??
>>215797494
>>215797509Islam means "submission to the will of God" and is the name of the religion, while a Muslim is a follower of Islam, meaning "one who submits to God"
eating nigger shit
>>215797528What a fucking slag. ...wait..... did you say JVPVN??? Thvt's sovl actuvlly!!!
just witnessed this
>>215797534don’t care, brown
>>215797534>submissionooh ello
Thank you President Trump for releasing the hostages!
>>215797528orientals seem so alien with those eastern mannerisms
>>215797580no worries pal x
>>215797582eastern men are profoundly pedophilic so the women have to act like children to attract them
just witnessed this on outer /int/
>>215797528That initial reaction is good if it's acting, but as it's on the Internet I'm assuming it's real
>>215797557basedI will be gentle when I deport him back to gookistan
>>215797381Grace mogs her
>>215797623anyone whos watched this stream for even 1 milisecond should be obliterated to be honest
imagine finding girls under 15 stones attractiveall skin and bonesi like a woman you can hold onto something
>>215797557well that's islam been done
i like a woman you can grab onto something
>>215797623Why is one arm bigger than the other?
banana
imagine finding girls under 15 unattractive
>>215797557leftypol in denial about islam award
>>215797641ur welcome to all the fat girls you want lads, they’re for low status males. I assume you can get them
gm
>>215797654well
Called in sick today but still sitting in the teams chat ready to send zingers
It is the same guy who does it to britpol, same guy from runcorn?He's a fucking cretin, and I'll be contacting the NCA shortly
sweets for tea again last night now i dont feel so great
>>215797722grow up
>>215797639Blud hates leng kiwi tings SAD>>215797648Angle and she likes working out while looking at her tats(hypothesis)
>>215797746ever tried not being a pitiful incel sadcase?
>>215797775
girls called grace are always slags aren't they
>>215797762Yh I'm succeeding x>>215797804She moved to Bangkok I don't think she's doing much shagging
