Greta Frogberg edition
got a bit of a cold coming on and pretty much out of sick days at toil x
nth for the gyaldem
Now that /brit/ is a Green Party general, who is the Green candidate in your constituency?
>>215797831Nice try
>>215797831point to any brown person on the street and you wouldn’t be far wrong
>>215797831Muhammad Azar
>>215797828get a job or a gf or something man
2ds about to give up the ghost I reckon
>>215797831Don't have one :(
>>215797775english girls are hothowever, north english (scottish) girls have obnoxious accents despite being pretty so you have to go with the midlands
>>215797658fat girls are actually highly sought after, way easier to date a skinny girls
In real life they would’ve just got on gofundme and the movie would’ve been over quickly
>>215797831Fuck off Keir
Just joking, we’re obviously all reform
>>215797775she cute
>>215797861needlessly cruel post mate you know full well he's incapable of both
>>215797763leftypol in animal form
>>2157978919-10 stone is absolutely the maximum any woman with self respect would allower herself to get
>>215797831A six foot tall woman called agnes
>>215797891highly sought after .. by low status males yes. It’s all they can realistically get.
>>215797862have you ever tried to fold it shut like an actual ds and snapped it in half
>>215797936no it's the 2ds that folds in half
>>215797932>>215797925depends on fat distributionhour glass + fat arse is god tierfat belly nobody wants
i wish i was handsome but if i was i still wouldn't shag, i just want to look good
got a ds lite me
We need to go back to the 19th century and fix the errors of the era.
>>215797831Rachel Cabral
when i was 16-19 i used to be a lolbertarian
just learnt why northwest europe preferred the longbow over the recurve bow in medieval times despite the recurve bow being better in many ways
>>215797976a what
James O'Brien seething saying he deserves no applause
>>215797987a lolbertarian
>>215797987libertarian, or classical liberal
>>215797984northwest europe has traditionally been an expanse of grazelands and farms so a lot of open terrain made long range very important, unlike germany, italy and slavland which have always been full of forests and brush
>>215797861>blud thinks that will stop my 30 second post per thread
>>215798014not sure
preserved vulvas
>Touch-starved depression is the experience of feeling depressed due to a lack of physical touch, which is a basic human need. This can lead to feelings of loneliness and isolation, increased stress and anxiety, and a decline in overall mental and physical well-being.
>>215798021Who's this cheeky lass
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
anyone know if it's a coat or light jacket day today?
>>215798018recurve bow can shoot arrows further so thats you wrong isnt it
>>215797954flat stomach is universally desirable and a genetic good figure sticks even when women lose weight
watching and wanking off to anime
>>215798055flat stomach is also very kissable ;)
if i tell you all something, could you keep it a secret?
>>215798055
>>215798066yeah stuff like cowboy bebop and ghibli films mate not this fucking autistic little girl pedophile slop
>>215798048because yew wood splinters easily?i'm out of ideas if this isn't it
>>215798072Yes mate, in the vault it'll go*fires up my twitter account*
>>215798072yeah sure, it's safe with me :)*crosses fingers behind my back*
>>215798092*smooches all over the tummy*
People are overlooking Diego's part in all of this
>>215798066um
currently lying in bed naked scrolling nick fuentes videos on instagram at 11am on a monday34 years old btw
stupid action posters
>>215798093A bit gay that
>>215798096>>215798099i have had sex with vanessa, my girlfriend's best mate
>>215798120*does a mario 64 backwards long jump across the thread and smashes arse-first into your face*
>>215798040Biboo>>215798041he says this while posting on an anime website, curious
Desperately need to do the thing but can't bring myself to do the thing fuck's sake
Leftypol having to title people "actual Nazis" after spending the last three decades crying wolf
I always win at two truths and a lie because so many bizarre things have happened to me most people don't believe me... until I pull out the photo for proof. Here is a small selectionI was kidnapped by piratesI was locked up in a mental institution in Russia I have met 6 heads of states.
>>215798123anime name? so i can avoid it
>>215798095no.longbows were generally used point-blank at closeish-range. recurve bows are typically use in flight archery (longer range)so the advantages recurve bows provided werent significant enough to warrant the additional resources and time required to make them. longbows were good enough to get the job done.
>>215798066>>215798123CORRRRRRR
>>215797831Sir Gaytard Pakiman
you need to contribute at least £17k a year IN TAX to be a net contributor. And that’s £17k for each person in your family.
>>215798135Why are Aussies always using speedrunning tactics
*trips over and my tits fall into your hand*d-dame baka
do people wank to those cartoons
Are you lads actually attracted to cartoons or is it just a joke
>>215798176>longbows were generally used point-blank at closeish-range.No they weren't you fucking stupid cunt.
>>215798195im a net drain and always will bei am also 40k in student debt heha
>>215798202i've wanked to trannies, blacks and a bunch of other things but never tried anime
>>215797775cute and funny
work clobber
>>215798195I've got my self-assessment tax coming up in December and payment on account in January both total 60,000
>>215798174>>215798191>>215798202
>>215798237>>215798242notice how they always arrive at the same time
>>215798248Sure bud
need to turn all my devices off and sit for a few hours and realy think about how to stop fucking my life up but im dreading it
Toillass says 'bold' (she means bald) men are 'assholes'. All of them apparently. Sorry to any bold men here.
>>215798262literally
>>215798202>>215798218i wanked exclusively to them until i was 19. couldn't look at real life porn and thought it was disgusting.
if an anime would make you embarrassed if your parents walked in on you watching it then it's nonce shite not worth bothering with
>own nice comfy house>cute gf who loves me and plays games with me every night>good job that pays well and lets me wfh as much as i wantyet i still yearn for the days i was "depressed" boozing every night, doing drugs all the time, and staying up til 5am on discord playing games with the boys
>>215798270Personally I'm addicted to /brit/, youtube and porn
>>215798272for me, bald rhymes with called
>>215798202Yh>>215798257Good show that
>>215798174futoku no guild
>>215798298Me when I lie on the tinternet
got JC appointment in a bitmight neck mysen
>>215798267
>>215798307thanks lad
>>215798297Hmm
>>215798296ktim
>>215798337:o
>>215798306pedophilic image
>>215798296screm
Anxietyberg grabbing each individual cell in my body and strangling it
>>215798221yes they were
someone webb that prick
The Scotch crack me up >I cannae believe etThey say, when in disbelief about something Well funny
Would quite like to shag Greta but you just know she fucking stinks
gf was dancing around the house last night singing about our future life together
I HATE how Linkedin has become the default bullshit requirement for getting a job these days
>>215798154Cymru, ERWACHE
got the ol scrangxietyget nervous if i go more than an hour without a meat pie
who is the next british celebrity to be outed as a nonce do we reckon?
>>215798353Copping a feel and then some
second poo of the day orchestrated
>>215798443Sir Keir Starmer
all the swedish people i've interacted with have seemed unironically autistic. not in a funny haha so autistic kind of way, like they just seem annoying and actually autistic
only allowed one strepsil every 4 hours
My little man
>>215798443suzy izzard
screaming at this lad>>215790719
unironically got the 'vid last week, had me laid out like a bitch for 5 days
>>215798414she’s also going to be FULL of refugee bbc cum at any given moment
>>215798484Mad how they long for the worst women in the civilised world
Looking at secondhand 2DSdem on ebayyou reckon people put their cocks on them?people can be real filthy cunts so I hate getting secondhand shit
>>215798481get that thing on his eye checked out
>>215798484no you're not. youre quietly sat alone in your smelly incel bedroom with a blank gormless expression
>>215798484I have an English girlfriend!
>>215798443stephen fry
>>215798517every accusation is a confession
What the hell is a zutt
>>215798510literally just give it a scrub before first use m8
>>215798554latest forced meme in outer /int/, ignore it
>>215798554gay rape meme
>>215798552yes and arachnophobes actually want to shag spiders do they? jog on you incel freak
>>215798510seasidemark licks every item he purchases on video and he's got a gf who is not disgusted by that so reckon loads of people do weird shit with their possessions and I would not buy anything second hand that could not be washed
watched that film Longlegsabsolute dogshit
>>215798484>22 literal fucking baby, what a histrionic MONG
>>215798578literally seething over someone laughing, imagine being this much of a loser lmao
>>215798567rasheed
>>215798510Theres a dire lack of third party hardware for Nintendo stuffEmulators are nice but you can't beat a handheld for comfort Imagine a DS/GBA third party handheld with a speed up button, corrrr
spazzmanian devils
>>215798376nope
talk down seasidemark all you like but you can’t deny that he enjoys creampieing women and is successful at it. The man knows what he wants
>>215798484the classic english gf doesn't exist anymore and the ones that do are actually massive cunts
>>215798607you seem very rattled about having your lie exposed. many such cases
>>215798611They've got that analogue pocket for GB/C/A games, nice bit of kit but very expensive.Think there's a lot of chinks cloning it nowadays
been adopted by my gf's oxford uni friends, they're surprisingly all very nice normal people. i think maybe one of them is posh
>>215798611Like an ambernic or retroidYou need to do some research
>>215798611imagine having sxe instead #done
i'm a paedophobe
>>215798649first day here or so autistic you can't understand that "howling" and "pooscreaming" aren't to be taken literally?
>>215798613yep. typical english tactics during the hundred years war were to kettle the enemy with heavily armoured soldiers in the centre and have the bowmen on the flanks pouring arrows into the enemy's sides (where armour is weaker). similar tactics were used by other northwestern european states during that time period.
>>215798633He's the king
>>215798337What the fuck, this is the most interesting thing in the thread. Why do you owe so much?
>>215798722thanks for confirming you're actually sat there quiet and alone with a blank gormless expression LOL.
only pay £7k a year in tax me
Digital ID is pretty much already a thing since you can't do fuck all without having a gov account.
>>215798731Simply incorrect
Rashid Gedel aged 25 who self defines as any other black background and Samuel Dodsworth aged 43 who self defines as white British both of HMP Wakefield have both been charged with murder.THANK THEM
>>215798356>blud sees bare thickness and the first thing that crosses his mind is kiddy diddling:skull::skull:
>>215798764>>215798722>>215798649>>215798607>>215798578
I’m wondering if straight (specifically married) men watch gay (man/man) porn? I don’t mean once or twice out of curiosity when you were a teenager. I mean are you “straight”/married to a woman and watch/seek out/get off on gay porn?
>>215798768Why did Keir suggest it
>>215798775What's this about then
>>215798661There they are. The lads.
>>215798735because i'm self employed and it has to be paid in two lump sums (one in dec and one in jan) instead of monthly
>>215798790yes
>>215798771you've attempted to troll me yet ended up educated about medieval warfare. i hope you found it interesting x
>>215798510Head to a local seller
>>215798790im straight and love gay porn
>>215797775soy
>>215798793The tories actually came up with digital ID, labour is just implimenting the policy. So basically, we'd be getting it either way because democracy is fake and the real decisions are made at a unilateral level
>>215798789all me btw
>>215798795They killed that pedo singer or whatever
>>215798764cannot fathom how pathetic a life you must lead to spend your time replying to posts which contain terms like "screaming" to point out they are in fact not literally screamingscreeching
Composed a song for you lads this morning xhttps://vocaroo.com/1hKfMGvdBNTL
>>215798799Still, it's so much... I imagine you make a lot of money but to pay so much to the government... it's painful. 60k a year ain't right. Or wait, you said two lump sums, so are you paying that much twice?
>>215798789mad how this is lost media
>>215798775The only time Rorke will kneel to a brown person
>>215798832So he's fucking his own party then. Odd.
rorke daydreaming about being to mod all of the "woke shit" out of real life like he does to BG3
>>215798775LOL don’t get it twisted they aren’t vigilantes they just work for another prisoner who was happy to offer protection to the pedo just as long as he was getting paid. the pedo stopped paying and so he was killed
>self defines as any other black background
anyone part of the poo bum community
Rattled to the point of referencing a 12 hour post and being too angry to type properly
>>215798861you pay for the previous tax year (in december) and then make a "payment on account" which is an early payment for next tax year (in january). together they came to 60k which is what it tells you on the hmrc account. it's my first year contracting so it was a bit confusing to learn about this. and yes i'm earning a lot more than i was last year from contracting in software development thanks to the AI bubble (i did a machine learning phd which has come in handy)
Wish I understood computers and that
Enjoying Battlefield 6 then lads?
>>215798941who are you talking to
>>215798934ktimmlife jvst passing me by
>>215798995no nazi campaign this time so no
How do people find the time to play all the latest games, most of them are 100 hour jobs these days
>>215798992They beep and boop and that x Hope this helps x
>>215798995not played it mate x
>>215798995haven't had a chance to play it yet apart from the first couple of campaign missions but it's good so far, multiplayer will keep me occupied for a while
>>215799003probably you based on this response
>>215798995No. I wanted to buy a copy, but I learned I can't play the campaign offline. Fucking cunts.
>>215799017Why play all the latest games? There's like two or three a year that are actually worth playing.
>>215799028Dunno why that matters desu
yeah? but how about that oval baton endangering snappydem? xx
>toiling behind a screen literal prison
>>215798514He's already got an appointment to have it drained
fucking HELL that poo I just did STANKYou'd think that a RAT had crawled into my colon and DIED
>campaignDo people actually do thisI thought everyone just plays the multiplayer
>>215798995I played the beta and didn't like it, genuinely can't tell if it was bad netcode, bad sound design making me think I hit more than I actually did or that I'm just getting older and worse at these kind of games but it felt like getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly. It's a shame because I was looking forward to it. Very nostalgic of Bf3 and bc2
Booked next week off so I have to spend this week furiously catching up with all the stuff I should've done weeks ago in case I get exposed in my absence, proper grim little creature me
>>215799056no you queer
>>215799056only complete neeks
>>215798995gonna play a bit for the first time today x
>>215798995Not a child, I don’t play video games.
>>215799017I bought a new game a few weeks ago. I usually buy older used games for around 20 or less. New game purchases are quite rare for me these days.
>>215799046this is so true i wish i worked in a nice victorian workhouse
campaigns are for runts lol it's multiplayer or go fuck your mother
>>215798843you're not screeching
Only game I ever play is Minecraft
>>215799041I'm not always online. The story mode should be on the disk.>>215799089I like BOTH
screeching
>>215799074Used to think like this when I was 18 then I finally lost my virginity and could drop the act
>>215798775>Rashid Gedel aged 25 who self defines as any other black backgroundYou mean BroddayYay, rorke
>>215799066ktim every time i take time off. always expect to come back to a sacking.
>>215799127Don't understand those words sorry
>>215799089Shitskin-coded post
the lads
catberg screaming his fucking head off
>>215799017Just don't buy shit games that feel like chores more than fun. I prefer smaller games me, the 10-20 euros range and only buy if I'm sure I'll enjoy it. Big games are too grindey and repetitive.
>>215799141the rattled
don't think I could do a murder me even on a nonce
the smell of poo lingers in the air
>>215799142i can be your angle or your devil
>>215797775would you?
>>215799142was probably some gay lovers tiff
>>215799178...yh
>>215799142is this the hostage deal taking place now
>>215799142inside you are two wolves
>>215799127>>215799139https://youtu.be/GcxJ6U5kS3k
The first two of Charlie Chaplin's wives were both 16 year old child actresses that he accidentally got pregnant (aged 29 and 35).
>>215799158This. Also used games. Dirt cheap.
just remembered i havntpaid the water bill in a year
Ofcom has officially fined 4chan, we're probably gonna be blocked from this website pretty soon
>>215799197The lad. Wish that were me.Instead I'll be forced to settle for some used up roastie in her mid 40s and have a pathetic miserable autistic son
inside you are two dogs. you are a white woman.
>>215799197Absolutely based
>>215799194Nah that’s colddddd bruv
>>215799197Just a bit of banter
>>215799244read this in morgan freeman voice
>>215799237wonder how long before normies realise our government is literally copying china's model
Black fellas committing crimes and then singing about them
>>215799142Chinged him https://youtu.be/pzY7-AvAutU
>>215799285true...
did a poo and it smelled vile. not just normal poo smell but the smell of poo when something isnt quite right with you. i think my arse flushed out some horribleness thankfully
Me? Rorke, with the strong male stance and clean childhood bedroom. You? Leftypol, with the limp wrist and the PIP claim for anxiety
>>215799321gay homosexuals going wild at this post
I'll actually be much better off if they do block us but still want to leave of my own accord first instead of being told so by Barmer
Whatever happened to HS2
>>215799357Spent all the money on boat people instead
>>215799372HS was code for hymen snapper
I just finished a 37h fast
>>215799357Cancelled all it going to the Norf and promised them something else which I imagine they will/have cancelled
>>215799405your colon must be very clean, mind if i shag your pooless arse?
>>215799405Why not longer
>>215799372>>215799410That shouldn't be allowed.
>>215799197He also fathered eleven children, the youngest son at 73.
>>215799405why
One hundred million white British people living in futuristic megacities linked by high-speed rail
Just slam-dunked the funk
>>215799449leftypols nightmare
CANZUK with 500 million Britons inhabiting the Canadian Prairies and Australian hinterland
>>215799418Tight fennoswede boipunani...
>>215799533Reckon we should get started on that
most useless route for this bs
>>215799533Genuinely know nothing about canadian geography. Thought it was all forests and lakes
You know when you go down a country lane and there's a dead fox or something just festering and covered in flies?That's what the poo I just did smelt like
make the high speed rail but underground idc how much it costs or time it will take
in the game slay the princess they should have added an option to shag the princess
>>215799572Mad how this will cost 8 trillion pounds and take a thousand years
>>215799572Mad how it would have only knocked off like 20mins from the journey time
>>215799405i am more than twice your weight
why can't they just invent teleporting
>>215799572You should adopt the Japanese model.
>>215799647I've been told I cannot adopt females as a single man
>>215799640I'm working on it, feel like I'm close to a breakthrough.
heart rate went to 105 from playing a video game because a time constraint stressed me out lolbad that
>>215799582It's that plus freezing tundra up north
>>215799627>those Asian ahh fingernailsNot fooling anyone pangpang
>>215799647the japanese are a civilised polite homogenous people so they actually use public transport
>>215799654Just not on is it
>>215799582They've got prairie lands out in Western Canada. Big breadbasket with harsh winters I imagine similar to Ukraine/European Russia
>>215799663I should wear my smart watch while gaming. Just sitting at specsavers has my heart rate pushing 100
>>215799654You've been lied to, lad. I've got 3 meself.>>215799682You and we would use it too if it was as good as theirs.
>>215799682Reckon id like trains a lot more if they had compartments on the carriages like they used to
>>215799689Probably why all of those Ukrainians moved there a few decades agoNazimong told me that back when he was commiemong
bought a girly 2ds from japanwith any luck it was female owned and therefore cleaner
>>215799640When you teleport and get disassembled, the receiver actually kills you and creates a separate being at the destination point, who only has your memories and personality due to how it has recreated your brains neuron structure, links and chemistry
>>215799704you might be dying
raping my own arse
Mad how Anglos managed to secure all of North America and Oceania to themselves. Two entire continents and enough land to feed about 2 billion people and instead of populating it themselves decided to fill it full of wops, wogs, pajeets and the rest. There can't be anything in history on par with it. Any other race would have used it to dominate the world or explore the stars.
>>215799773the line wasn't going up fast enough unfortunately
>>215799689yeah it has the same black soil as ukraine
>>215799654What about boys as a homosexual couple?
My heart rate ? 1 BPM. Blood pooling, brain starving, I flip myself upside down every few minutes to keep things moving. Can't be bothered really.
>>215797890Greta is Swedish, not English
>>215799627i find this image erotic
>>215799801That's completely fine
>>215799773it's temporaryour rightful place in the world will be restoredI have seen it
>>215799731It would mess with the quantum entanglement your consciousness uses to locate your body and a jinn would hijack it instead will never work.
>>215799773The problem is that we abandoned each other. If not for WW1, there was a chance we'd have stayed with Britain. Stayed together.
>>215799808>brain starvingwe can tell
greggs should do a foot long sausage roll
might boot up hoi4 and build an edwardian imperial federation for the 12th time
>>215799758I reckon it's just anxiety
>>215799908Sovl
>>215799920I reckon it's just death
>>215799958
>>215799773the warsthe wars ruined uswe turned inwards and created the benefits state
>>215799853>>215799871We'll be back brothers
>>215799572>project originally conceived to level up the north >cut the north out of it to save costsworst part of the clown show
>>215799908kektim
