Crocodile waterpark edition
Get the planning regulations relaxedGet the infrastructure fundedGet the nuclear plants builtGet the aircraft carriers orderedGet the overseas territories integratedGet the Falklands defendedGet the space programme startedGet the nation renewed
neoliberal bull logging in
Just watched Eden LakeGood film actually yeah, weird seeing that lad from This Is England in films that aren't This Is England
yo momma so fat she has a singularity at the centre of her mass
just another thing you can't do anymore cos of woke
>>215799958
VVGGHHHH....
>>215799983tf was up with those gay posts you were making last night
CONSIDERING getting out of bed. The temptations:-Making food-Doing a wee
Don't call me anglo, whitey
>>215800046powerful
get the sex changedget the biomass importedget the statues torn downget the reparations paidget the mosques builtget the overseas territories returnedget the nuclear weapons dismantled
Windows 10 shuts down in a couple of days lads. You all moving to Linux right?
applying for jobs is doin my fackin 'ed in
>>215800031We're gonna be okay, lads!
If you need a job maybe you can start plumbing in Poland
>>215800041we still have this, only they don't have good fashion style nowadays they all wear shitty grey or black track suits and durags
>>215800062what posts?
Yeah I love how I can't watch age restricted YouTube videos without handing over my personal details even though my account is itself 18 years old, thanks Nadine Dorries.
>>215800089Linux or W11? Reckon I'll kill myself
>>215800089>moving to Linuxsecuring your virginity yeah?
>>215800088Alri Keir/'Zack'/whoever the Lib Dem is
>>215800066Get a job hippie
heard linux and my fanny dried up
>>215800125Never been an issue for me, maybe it's because I bought a film on there once.
>>215800089>download linux and forever waste time getting programs working on it>download windows 11 and use that time to shag the gfnot sure yet x
>>215800045They dont like it up um
AND SHE NEEDS YOUUUTHIS IS FOR MATILDAAA
not a lot of talk about doing big wee’s
If immies are good for the economy how come the more immies we take the worse it seems to get
dont know if my 'puter is compatible with win 11
any 40-year old twink man in
Experienced physical touch when drunk, can’t stop thinking my about it
snapping my corey like a glowstick
>>215800221chad
>>215800046based alert
>>215800221>dineamic
the um-based economy
>>215800221from whom?
>>215800241Sharp lads
Already comfortable on Linux desu, not missing out on anything I care about by not using Windows Installed W11 for a colleague the other week and the set up had about 10 adverts, fuck that
Nothing wrong with Windows 11.It is in every way an upgrade to Windows 10.
>>215800241Interesting how Newfoundland retained a separate identity so long
>>215800276ok bill gate
>>215800283nothing interesting about it faggot
>>215800273fuck off clogwog
the singular bill gate
>>215800302fuck off faggot
just want to have sex with a female deer once in my hellish existence
>>215800293*kicks your head clean off*
>>215800283they wanted to be a core part of britain but our post war government kicked them out and made them choose between independence or being part of canada
autists never like the latest iteration of Windowsthey don't like change, you see
Ok! Ok! I CONFESS! I'm turning myself in. You're right, the poos I'm doing should be illegalIt's only fair I report myself to the police
>>215800283We didn't want to join, and we probably would have asked to join the UK proper if asked.
fuming at my lack of job
>>215800326you're an aussie faggot who is not kicking anything or anyone
>>215800330Why? Overseas territories are great.
>>215800330Mad how they made the wrong decision literally every single time
>bingham ready mealinto the trash it goes
No guys trust me this time these are "actual" Nazis Those ones we called Nazis before weren't but trust me these ones are
>>215800381>trashfoy
not I will not eat your muck
>>215800330>>215800353Madness. Same with Malta.
>>215800273Hopefully this is true and he can fuck off out of politics
>>215800381>trashFOY
>>215800373*kicks your head further down the street*
>>215800421no buddy, i'll continue to use americanisms and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>215800283Wouldnt be allowed now days
they're making it so you have to sign up for a microsoft account as well. no more offline user profiles sorry.
can't stop watching manuel ferrara fucking lily rader's brains out
>>215800409You lot fumbled quite a bit, didn't you. If I had my way, we, the rest of Canada, NZ, Malta, & and Australia, would have just been fully integrated into the UK proper right before WW1.
bog off
>>215800452never liked him his cock always seems half flaccid and he does weird positions that obscure the most attractive parts of the woman
>>215800414we will never get rid of himdude is an official advisor for 30 different countries and he still makes time to puppet starmer around
>>215800465WE fumbled mate. Didn't exactly go well for any of you lot either. Mad how we all just fucked everything up for no reason
>>215800482he can't get a full stiffy for some reason but manages to blow huge loadsbut yeah he's very creepy, always mumbles weird shit. unfortunately i can't find many other videos of lily rader getting fucked hard
>>215800330>>215800409literally all shady deals with the usa to hand over control of the world to them, uk wasn't allowed to federalise or gain further power
>>215800516We didn't think anything would change much. No worries, we'll fix it soon enough.
got the porn critics in have we?
on doctor's orders that i literally can't wank cause it was inflaming my foreskin and making it tightenhellish
toil in less than 2 hours. will need to have left within 90 minutes. need to eat some breakfast, do a poo, and have a shower before then.
just clocked in tracy beaker those lot were called Wellard because they were well 'ard
>>215800449>28days community service for assaulting a police officer Even in woken Britain that doesnt sound right
>>215800558just shag your lovely bondi beach bikini gf then
on doctor's order that I literally must wank cause my balls are about to explode with the force of a thermonuclear warhead from being so full of cum
>>215800557he ruined many scenes with his incessant mumbling and rabbit fucking
im mad about a porn star's cock today
watching the simpsons
>>215799958vgh
>>215800639Legal migrants? Get them shagged stat
>>215800485Saw something about Barack Obama supporting democracy movements in Poland and Hungary (actual democracies) weird that he doesnt do this with Nigeria or Cameroon or something
>>215800630Honestly modern Simpsons might be a lot better if Al Jean didn't take the showrunner job then refuse to step down for 20 fucking years
paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me
fuck meare nige has swiped all these cunts off the set of jeremy kyle
poo smells
I can fix her.
this dude never had a bad scene
>>215800746we've literally all done that. no public toilets any more are there
https://voca.ro/18w62XOFG7unDone making songs now, it's crap
>>215800433You'll continue to be FOY'd
>>215800746reckon I could make it as a Reform candidate but bit afraid what my Tory family might say
>>215800746Leftypol pissing there pants as they desperately searches for the disabled toilets.Rorke just has a cheeky look around and pisses against a wall
>>215800794thanks for the (You)'s kiddo
>>215800790>it's crapThanks for the heads-up, won't be listening x
>>215800790that's pretty fucking groovywhich DAW?
>>215800746number 1 is oknumber 2 is questionable
>>215800746thought for ages that although it'll piss a lot of people off he needs to professionalise the partygoing to catch more shit that when jezza purged labour and we ended up having a bunch of retards as MPs and basically turned the few people left who supported him away for gooda bunch of britain first football mongs might agree with what people want but they're functionally retarded and don't think deeper than wogs = bad (not that that's wrong, but you need more of a brain to get anything done)
terrible morning of toil
>>215800740like most TV and film the writers treat it as their own little clubmost of the Simpsons writers went to Harvard and look down on everyone elsethere was a commentary of an episode about Homer trying to budget and the writers were just laughing about how their families never had to do that
>>215800824ReaperI don't like how sudden the piano comes in but can't be arsed to change it now, just going to leave Reaper alone now for a bit and do other stuff
>>215800846You do know its the civil service that does things right?
>>215800871atleast you have a (presumably) good job
>this Matan guy invites Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers fame on to his podcast>Also decides to invite Rabbis and Radical Hebrew Israelites (who believe Jews are edomite cave demons) >Puts Sal in the middle so they can argue across against one another and he's extremely uncomfortable for the entire 2 hour episodelmaocomedy gold
leftypol is being used by the nobility to crush the merchant classes
>>215800874please post next time you make a tune
honduras
>>215800890i work at tesco
Ok I will eat it!!
>>215800737Obama was still in law school when Poland became democratic what's he on about?
unironically enjoy supermarket toil me
>>215800897Ever been outside?
>>215800920for me it's the schneiders
>>215800920sneaky bastards not colouring in the bit that shows how unhealthy it is
>>215800846>thought for ages that although it'll piss a lot of people off he needs to professionalise the partythat's obviously true but how do you get a bunch of competent right-leaning politicians without just swiping the tories who we just booted out? Wisest option ought to be having a heavy filter of said tories but he's let that cunt that worships Boris in so I'm not too optimistic.
>>215800905Cheers mate and if you make music too then I'll be happy to listen to a few choons of yours
HaHa
>>215800948it's good fats
>>215800938>Former US President Barack Obama invited two critics of the Orbán administration in Hungary, Sándor Léderer and Stefánia Kapronczay, to talk about 'fighting authoritarianism' in a video he posted on his social media. Reactions to the video have been mostly negative on X, with users accusing President Obama of trying to pressure Hungary and Poland to open their borders.Democracy means doing what globohomo wants
>>215800964yeh if you only eat a few. but people buying that will scran the entire bag
gf is into kinks I don't enjoy
>>215800948Hardly like they're hiding it though are they it stands out loads Just stop being thick yeah?
poo gurgling
>>215800959dont know what this means
>>215800940i also enjoy food shopping
>>215800989clearly tells you the serving size
>>215800948Worth it!!
>>215800972oh
>>215801009dont be stupid
remember when Cameron got Obama to come all the way here to lecture us on why we had to stay in the EU and it only had the opposite impact
>>215800989does your mum still dress you
>>215800889need competent politicians to stop the civil service running rings around you and doing whatever they like>>215800952heavy filter for the few tories who make the cut and try to actively recruit well educated people who actually agree with you
absolutely knackered
>>215801020he used the word "queue" when yanks say "line".That's when I knew we had to leave.
>>215801021your mum does, after ive spaffed in her arse
>>215801020Yeah because he used the lines written for him by Cameron's SpAds such as 'back of the queue' when Americans say 'line'
>>215801041delicious tummy and thighs
>>215801002juxtaposition
standing in queue to see the show tonight and there's a light on
>>215800948>>215800989>>215801019look at this fucking fat incel cunt seething because he can't help himself but stuff his bloated shut-in face
>>215800920don't get why they need to add mental flavours for everything now. salted and plain are all that are needed for nuts. marmite works for some things. rest is all slop
>>215801044>>215801051Mad how I remember this fact too
>>215801085one of the most based opinions i have ever read
SpamIam
>>215800992that's one sexy paper bag
>>215801085honey mustard flavouring is not new nor mental>>215801097fat cunt strikes again FUCKING FAT INCEL CUNT
>>215801077bizarre projection. have a word mate
hankering for a wankering
>>215801097You're clearly a fat bastard lmfao
>>215801085for me its poo flavour
What's your strategy?
the red hot chilli peppers love california don’t they
holy based
>>215801142why do wokes try and look like the bad guys in hunger games
why is he so angry over the packaging not "colouring in" (his childish phrase) how much fatter they'd make him?
>>215801085Honey peanuts are decent get with the times roarke not all change is bad
dogs should be given an ultimatum they need to buck up their ideas and soon
morning lads I see nathan didn’t die in his sleep last night, a real shame. There’s always tonight
>>215801170based
it is a bit weird that all the billionaires are building massive doomsday bunkers lately
I should get a stomach bypass surgery where the food would never reach my belly but I could devour tasty foods all day, just chewing and swallowing while actually fed by an IV drip or somethingcould just spend 16 hours a day eating and 8 sleeping cor
right well I just got cracked on the head with a fucking conker as if this day couldnt get any worse
>>215801202they'd do it in the past too if they could afford it
>>215801170Ireland WAS the zoo.
>only likes ready salted flavour>oh you must be fat!- guy who eats every flavour slop available
>>215801151they do and heroin as well so im told
I'm staying at a hotel for a little bit and this is the first time I've felt this obvious result of BBC addiction on me.I just look at this room and see the bed and think to myself, "I could be on my knees sucking off a black guy right here. I could be laying on this bed that I'll never see again, getting my colon filled with a huge black dick, pumping his load inside me. What happens here truly stays here. I leave this room along with everything that happened inside it. Nobody could ever possibly know."So much risk and uncertainty that has kept me from moving forward is removed simply by meeting in a hotel room. It's so obvious but I've never thought of this for my first time.
>>215801170Noo you cant try and understand different cultures and tribes in a practical way
plotting a gigawank for this evening
>>215801270do you have a vpn or what?
>tfw no Emilia Clarke gfWhy even live?
>>215801263
>>215801270I'll be too tired for that sort of thinf
>>215801263You could always kill yourself. Just take some money out the cash machine first so the cleaners get a little tip at least
>>215801263For me it's Radio 4.
need a romanian nuclear physicist gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mYM5K1LQzw
>>215800751CORRRRRRR TATS
I don't find Greta very attractive
>>215801335she cute
>>215801335Not like you'd shag her or any woman anyway is it
bit cold
>>215801335bet shes tight
>>215801292*checks over shoulder in case Starmer is about*yes
>>215801295crazy how she's 10x prettier as a blonde than as a brunette and yet she INSISTS on being brunette IRL
>>215801358Not quite relevant though is it
>>215801364any recommendations for one that i can use to stream video in high quality?
>>215801295so sad that she lost some arse by s8
>>215801295she looked absolutely angelic in that first season then she walled almost overnight
>>215801369she doesn't want to be associated with the character
anyone read the game of thrones books? are they decent or shite and woke like the show becomes?
>>215801384not even her arse mate
>>215801381I've been using Mullvad for a couple years now, been fine
>>215801384that's a body double
>>215801381i dont have any problems using mullvad for pornexcept that you have to keep fucking turning it off to post on 4chan or watch youtube videos etc
>>215801400they're utter slop
nth for the baddiedem
would rather be alone in a grim flat than have a bunch of filipino and nigerian nurses force me to have fun with the other OAPs at fist point in a retirement home
sir alex jones
Sir Scott Chegg
>>215801295she was briefly attractive when she was younger but anyone with eyes could tell she was going to wall extremely hard
>>215801427shame, could use some escapism
>>215801434
>>215801319Nice accent but this is objectively terrible
im gay nigga
>>215801422>watch youtube videosdoes youtube block vpns or do you mean you switch to get the right region or something?
>>215801422if you get a 4chan pass you can post with a VPN, but that's the only option
>>215801437My sister lives in a retirement home (disabled), seems pretty sweet a couple of the geezers blaze the weed and no one cares
Can't imagine the level of discipline needed to race long distance swimming. Sprinting a lap or two is one thing but keeping up that kind of pace for 1.5km is something else.
>>215801400Theyre good. Had them on my phone for a while epub download. Better than the witcher books for sure
crazy that the cuckoo bird is the one who kills a rival bird's eggs and forces that bird to raise his spawnyet in human depravity, the cuck is the loser that has to watch his wife get fuckedit's completely backwards. the cuck is supposed to be the cool one. why are we calling the loser the cuck?
>>215801437the minute I start getting so old that I need supervision/care I'm just gonna walk off a cliff and get it over with
>>215801434Makima wouldn't wear that
>>215801466
>>215801497Sounds really grim
>>215801400Who will write the final book when GRRM passes?
>>215801479It's the torture of posting without a British flag thoughever
>>215801470it seems like 75% of the time youtube detects your vpn and says no youre a bot fuck off, just normal watching>>215801479yeah not for me that
>>215801531mousenonce
just had a frankly malefic poohad me weak at the knees
yesyou lot could learn something from here you know
>>215801566fosyeg
>>215801437having violent angry black womxn shitting in your food while you're basically stuck in a death waiting room sounds like actual hell on earth. would sooner kill myself.if any child of mine even hints at putting me in a care home they're out of the will instantly
>>215801568Soft pink hands
>>215801514she's cosplaying sakuta azusagawa from rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpaisource duck2go
>>215801514Why would she even care? She's a demon who wants control
>>215800393to be fair calling yourself white vanguard and thinking there's a global jewish conspiracy is a fairly nazi-like thing to do
>>215801617Think you deliberately misunderstood anons point
>>215801499used to be really into long distance running when i was younger, did cross country, raced 800m and 1600m. did tons of distance swimming too.you basically get so used to it and have such good cardio health that that just becomes your baseline. literally hated walking because i was at the point where my exertion from running was basically just like a normie going out for a leisurely sunday afternoon walk, so it felt like crawling to me
anyone here in the mafia?
>>215801507cuck comes from getting cucked. it's short for cucked, not short for cuckoo. the implication being that the cuckoo has come into your nest and cucked you.are you legitimately retarded or sthn
>>215801663Ummers
>>215801663
>>215801652No but i have played mafia 1 and 2 and gta vice city so i pretty much lived the experience
>Country with the most muslims about to recognise Israeloh my days
green
Mark looks like something ai would generate
>>215801369>>215801384>>215801387>>215801451she still cute
wonder what'll happen when all the zoomers raised by nick fuentes come of age. will they take over and be just as annoying as all the lefty mongs we had to deal with as millenials
>>215801692Imagine if his speech was "fuuuuck youuu" and thrn blew himself up
>>215801708>38>39 next week>unmarried>no kidsoh dear oh dearoh DEAR oh DEAR oh DEAR
>>215801692Why would Indonesia do this?
mr poppers penguins
leftypol mysteriously silent about that muslim charity run thing banning women from taking part. head in the sand as always
>>215801532you can literally just switch to the UK as your location
my face when
>>215801747She's literally me
>>215801798Need to change banks
Meltdown
ladswhat do cunts smell like
>>215801853salty milk and coins
>>215801544thanks, got the mullvad on now
>>215801853bags of sand
>>215801663damn it i cant see it
https://x.com/FoxNews/status/1977699151153353025Omds
>>215801853Fish!
>>215801876no prob
so so so scandalous
will /brit/ cease to exist when keir stalin finally shuts down the chon?
hear hear !
>>215801906Yeah. I'll probably end up buying a VPN for genreal internet stuff but there is no way I'm buying a fucking 4chan pass just to post on here.
>>215801906I'm sure this will happen any day now, perhaps tomorrow even
wish i had a family hahaboth parents are dead with no siblings, visit my aunt maybe like once a yearcruel world isnt it?
>>215801886I will never understand why seppos are so weird about israelSurely you can support something without needing to constantly do these over the top declarations of love and obedience
>>215801649i understood the sentimentjust saying they might actually be right in that case
the song about every day above ground being a good day was playing in the co-op today which I think was seasideMARK communicating with me as I was buying some alcohol
>>215801945America gives money to Israel that, in turn, gives money back to American politicians through campaign donations.
>>215801968why you buying booze ladwhy you being naughty
>>215801747Send her my way
>>215801944>both parents are dead
>>215801747looks good for almost 40 tbf
>>215801927None of that shit uses AI, the dumb cunt. If he wants human connection, he should make friends instead of expecting depressed wagies to entertain him all day while he enjoys retirement.
>>215801927Isn't that an AI image?
>>215801886Now! That's what I call Goy
>>215801945that's pretty funnynot bad
Blud, what the freaking heck nigga
>>215802008>>215802009are you niggas actually retarded
>>215801944Have you tried filling that void with material possessions?
Leftypol getting zutted
>>215802008Genuine mong
>>215801886thoroughly golemised people
>>215801944start eating lots of food mate, or get hooked on a particular drug
now then now then
>>215802076How is trumps policy different from any us president since eisenhower?
>>215802076MIGA
marge simpson and lois griffin lezzing out
>Britain's Ofcom issues its first fine under the Online Safety Act, slapping US-based 4chan with a £20,000 penalty for failing to provide child safety information, with payment due by November 13.
Toilberg gets out of breath just walking around the office
morning lads, morning nathan, morning toby
get it made
>>215802113it's rorke's google history
I want to get fired so badly
He told you but you didn't listen One more month an 4chan is shut down by the Online Safety Act
might spend yet another day playing Pokemon hahawhat bird should i get
Just not oncom
>>21580211620 000? Taking it very seriously are we?
>>215802146get an oricorio la
>>215802076Kek
>>215802116what happens if they don't pay?
>>215802116200% of their profits for the last 10years? Jesus
>>215802146i like the one on the right
>>215802156good shout
yank niggaz fr b eatin shit called hamburger helper
starting a gofundme so we can pay ofcom's fine
>>215802146Got the red one me
>>215802146I wanted to use one of these things on my last playthrough of Violet but I couldn't find one so I got a Squawkabilly insteadI like the hula one the best
>>215802168We'll take it away
>>215802180more like hamburger pull yourself by your bootstraps
>>215802205...whatever that means
>A lawyer for the company told the BBC back in August – when Ofcom had provisionally decided to impose the fine – that the Online Safety Act doesn't apply to companies in the US, framing the legislation as an attack on free speech, which is protected under the First Amendment.looks like 4chan will continue running as normal
ngl never even tried it but fried spam looks quite delicious
>>215802204
>>215802180But why does the hamburger need a helper?
>>215802168The British government collapses
>>215799958that's crazy
