Whitby edition
today i have eaten2 slices of toast with butter and jam1 bacon roll1 dark chocolate lebkuchen1 jam doughnut1 tuna salad sandwich3 chocolate palmeritas1 leftover sausage1 heinz chicken soup with 2 slices of buttered bread
This is Shireen Baratheon, feel old yet?
>>215802235
thought about the certainty of death and feeling very freaked out right now
>>215802204Stayed in one of them very cottages me
fried spam is surprisingly nice yeah
>>215802243Who
>>215802245>>215802235Tubby alert
>>215802243am i supposed to know who this is?
>yank going out of his way to write "jam" and "doughnut"uncle tom
today i have eaten:1 slice of bread with butter2 packets of pom-bearscurrently watching:https://youtu.be/Fu3laL5VYdM
>>215802265keep that thought in your head and take a half gram line of ket
>>215802266T. Dr. Acula haematology specialist
>>215802235>>215785445No that was me
Her entire life revolves around what she's having for tea
>>215802243shitting hell
>>215802293uncle barry
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
we now go live to rorke, who recently experienced his very first spoonful of curry goat:
>>215802297never been impressed by keteither you do a little bit and feel a bit wobbly, weird and dissociated like being very drunkor you do a lot and just pass out with no memoryat least thats been my experience
>>215802341he always lifts his shirt and bites his finger
hstikkytokky and Ed Matthews reunite
We now go live to reports of a dogshit gimmick
>>215802353mine too, suspect we don't have the right receptors to get the effect most people seem to experience
>>215802341bpCr
Today I have eatenI am famished, withering, decaying
>>215802265she is kawaii
>>215802353what happens if you do a medium amount
>>215802274>>215802280>>215802313Stannis' daughter, you retard
Mums gone and bought English honey again stupid bitch
>>215802358Ireland was basically an Axis power in WW2.
>>215802390wtf is that legal to show on tv
>>215802353sounds like shit ket mixed with some sort of benzo. good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going on
>>215802359mi tink him be a bwattybwoi
>>215802359because it's sexy
>>215802390Sorry i dont remember a minor character from some 10year old tv show mate
>>215802235i'm having those fancy little italian waffles rn
bought some swimming goggles going to go swimming you see
>>215802367Thank you anon*turns to the camera*Reports are flooding in of a dogshit gimmick that was posted to /brit early this afternoon, the gimmick appears to be being spammed by a single poster, and police are urging /brit/izens under no circumstances to approach this poster or give him (You)s
>>215802387pink pantheress seems like the type to post on 4chan
>>215802410yea not been illegal to be gay in bare
>>215802426How many hours do you spend looking for pictures of people eating disgusting food with dirty hands so you can repost it here with an avatarflag just to be ignore by 99% of posters?
>>215802341In dire need of some wallpaper or a lick of paint
>UK communications regulator confirms £20,000 4Chan fine
>>215802410Yeah >>215802423Cringe
>>215802456how many hours do you spend in the archive looking for old posts by /brit/ personalities so you can repost them here and be ignored by 99% of posters?
>>215802341>>215802359He'd be considered a good dancer if he didn't look like a brony
>>215802426Is that a Walmart bag?
adventure time princess bubblegum sticky pink puffy vagina
Rattled
>>215802471monke girl
>>215797775Imagine creampieing Greta with her wearing only this green frog hat and you strongly sucking her toe to the point of turning them purple ahhhhhhhhh.A man can only dream of such accomplishments
>>215802471i can see her nipples a bit
>>215802405Need to live my myth
>>215802495one of my very first wanks was to adventure time r34. i was doomed from the very beginning
>>215802486how does he look like a brony
lads i am penciling in a start date of November for the dating app re-launch. Let's see if i can beat my PB of first date then fizzles out which i am hard stuck on
>>215802470Labour arent messing around
Bow down to him
tits are my main reason to carry on livinglooking at titsthinking about tits not touching tits because i'm an incel
>>215802504very suckable tiddies
>>215802426>>215802456>>215802475>>215802498what exactly made you choose to spend your entire life doing this?a homeless smackhead probably lives a fuller life
>>215802524In hindsight i think he was tough because if the whole audience started laughing at me when i said i was tough I think I'd probably kill myself
>>215802493yes they are my favourite
Drumpf
I like the tits that feel like bags of water
stupid fucking dog sub-edish
The show A Teacher goes into how evil female predators are. A female teacher takes advantage of her 17 YEAR OLD male student. Kate Mara was also lactating while filming the show and would constantly leak her milk over her young male costar so they had to redo the sex scenes multiple times
>>215802550loneliness innit
>>215802524this cunt needs to get off his fat fucking arse and do something about energy bills. such a piss take
>>215802516ktimothydalton but for me it was homer fucking marge
>>215802550Takes two seconds to call 190 out on his bullshit
>>215802575Nice
pretty sure sky is already banning this site I have to refresh like 29 times before I can get a captcha
just saw a post in outer-int that is mega-um
>>215802579>>215802596suicide is always an optionwould be a net positive for humanity because /brit/ would immediately improve dramatically
>>215802470Beginning of the end lads. Ofcom know the fine won't be paid so they're just going through the motions before telling ISPs to block the site.
>Front page of BBC: Trump secures Israeli hostage release>Front page of NYT: Trump secures Israeli hostage release>Front page of every major news organisation: Trump secures Israeli hostage release>Front page of Reddit: *crickets*Oh boy they are SEETHING right now
don't go in the catalog lads
>>215802596You do it all day every dayYou're obsessedMindraped even
My poos today are actually revolting It sickens me that I'm producing this and it's been sat in my gut for hours Legitimately smells like if a infected skunk crawled into my colon and DIED
>>215802627UM
should girls really make out like this?
>>215802632Damn Bruce that's harsh I thought we were on the same team
>>215802516When I was like 10 or 11 I overhead some older kids at my school talking about looking at naked pictures of android 18 on a website (dragonballx I think it was) so when I got home I went on the website and it was just a picture of goku and sailor moon naked together and they both had huge dicksI didn't wank to it but that's the first time I remember seeing porn of any kind
>>215802387well ive tried and never pulled it off>>215802413could be, but ive always done it with people who have done a lot of ket and they never seemed to think so.>good ket will have you teetering on the edge of reality peering into the void but almost as if you're an observer who's been secretly shown what's really going oncould also have experienced that and just forgotten it. probably just my biochemistry
>>215802643i just checked and it's top of all the news subreddits
>>215802651I feel like if theyre holding their phone like that theyre not really into it
>>215802639why bother with the fine? did they do the same with the pirate bay?
>>215802645No I don't
really, really feel like a hot cross bun
>>215802651they should be stoned
half my family are tramps the other half are neurotic freaks
>>215802668Nowhere to be seen on popular.
>>215802673Due process and all that. Can't just tell ISPs to block the site without trying to enforce the rule. If enforcement fails they'll use the nuclear option.
mek mi gon hav a poo wank
Ever got head while driving?
>>215802709very unsafe
When does the Christmas argos catalogue come out? I'm itching to write my Christmas list and leave the catalogue open on pages of items I want but feel too cheeky to ask for like an iPod or a PSP
Meanwhile men get shamed for reading Lolita. I hate this society full of double standards
>>215802644i don't see anything
need some good youtube documentaries to watch in the bath. any good suggestions lads?
>>215802727When i was a wee'un i used to go through the catalogue and circle something i wanted from every page just for fun
>>215802747here you go >>215802201
Based brown bro
i want that twink obliterated
>>215802748https://youtu.be/sX_r9R98DiYGet some learnin in you son
i saw it :)
>>215802770What's his reasoning here
You know the worst part about it? The hypocrisy of course.
>>215802792He's a Paki
>>215802671What about this?>>215802684You don't like it when girls kiss each other with spit running down their mouths?
>>215802792makes foreigners uncomfortable
>>215802748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4g4ZZNC1E
I don't care, I'm still voting Your Party
>>215802807Bit gay
>>215802727Mental how the Argos catalogue was basically the paper equivalent of browsing Amazon. If they were smart enough to spot the trends, Argos could have been one of the biggest companies in the world.
What was the um then
>>215802807yh me no likey
>>215802825Still think they should have gone with Fruit and Nut party
>>215802804Somehow I doubt that's what he said >>215802812lol really?
Sharted a big fat stool today, felt splendid. Is this what taking it up the arse feels like?
>>215802785>>215802817Mad how brits used to make great documentaries instead of stacey dooley fawning over prostitutes or louis thejew sneering at people
maybe this little chud life isnt so bad after all
Your Party is an absolutely horrendous name sorry
what does zutt mean then
I have 181,055 Steam points
>louis thejew
All the lads at /brit/ wish a Happy 100th Birthday to The Iron Lady!
>>215802879Looks like my dog
>>215802879I want that thing KILLED
Don't think I'll be clicking that
>>215802905
>>215802886love the little tail-spin mid jump
>>215802847Yes that’s what he said. He didn’t say foreigners though he just said other people>>215802804He’s Indian m8
>>215802886right well AI's fucked up the meme industry now haven't they
>>215802938If the British flag makes them uncomfortable why are they in Britain?
>>215802835Here you go, some straight sex
Sausages released
card captor sakura
>>215802966Why are women so lustful.
>>215802966#needthat
>>215802901A group of people originally from India who were mentioned in Islamic texts.
>>215802961good question. many of us have been asking that for decades
>>215802979my first wank was to her
>>215802979gay cunt
sausages have gone in the air friar
me when i'm posting on /brit/
>>215802961Um dont you know st george was turkish? What do you mean it has nothing to do with anything? Shut up
>>215802993Um
netscranyahu demanding for the sausages to be released
>>215803002ktim but most recent
>>215802235Post BMI
>>215802996Makes me sad how you get those kinds of immigrants instead of the ones we get
>>215802770don’t give a fuck about that. the part that got me was he said supporting the english football team is one of the things that makes us british. just shows he will never get it.
Occasionally present an argument with the opposite view of my own, so that you lads will reason out a good counter to it and i can use those points later with others (presenting them as my own arguments).
>>215802961Genuinely don't think I've ever met a brown/black person who got offended by the Union Jack or St George's Cross. It's mainly just liberal white people who like to get offended on other people's behalf because it makes them feel like a revolutionary.
Almost as if Labour are just pretending to love Britain but don't really
>>215802961The irony is that I've met several immigrants who are genuinely glad to be here and speak very favourably about the UK compared to their home country. Curious how we almost never hear from them
>>215803072using us like a terrible ai model, is it
yeah nobody is actually offended by the flag, not even immigrants. it's all media bs.
The traffic just doesn't fucking stop on a main road does it. Not even for 5 minutes of peace.
>>215803072if you can't find a good argument against a view opposite your own, maybe consider the fact that you might be wrong?
I think the flags on the poles look shiteAlways cheap shitty flags and more often than not they're all tangled up or caught on somethingGet em all taken down and get some quality ones hanged properly
>>215803072Steelmanning innit
>>215803077>>215803089That's my experience with most immigrants here We have natives that complain in their place though
>>215803119No such thing as a cheap shitty flag as long as it’s the right size and the actual design on it is correct
>>215803112Never even considered it
>Actually the people that have moved their whole lives here and benefit enormously are glad to be hereWoah
>>215803143That's just not true though is it
>>215803149time to gain a clue
>>215803163Explain then
"hello" lads
Ever experienced this?
>>215803214It's just not true is it
Get them released, Al-Rorq
>>215803218Mad that hed be a normal bloke if he wasnt 4ft 3
>>215803218legend by name
Today's menu
>>215803214Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flagsThey look shit and they are shit
how to find a white gf in england
Any avoidant man in?
>Thin polyester flags with weak colouring are objectively cheap shitty flags>They look shit and they are shit
>>215803143>there's no such thing as x as long as it's not xGroundbreaking stuff
netscranyahu condemning hummus
>>215803230yeah with your mum
>>215803303Are you Pakistan Airlines? Because you just sent that paki FLYING
this nibba name "bibi" lmaoooo
>>215803303getting hurty feelings about your polyester flag, is it?
>>215803303t. has one on his bedroom wall
>Every accusation is a confessionpowerfully effective reply any time someone zings you
wiping my arse 9999999999999999999999999 times
What's the next Current Thing then if Gaza's sorted?
>>215803303Cooked that jeet like his mum's chicken balti
>>215803230Yes, but not with a girl this good-looking btw this should be a human right.What if we put something in the food supply of feminine products that will make women super horny like when they are in heat during the menstrual cycle. Like a combination of Estrogen and Testosterone
but saying "every accusation is a confession" is itself an accusation and therefore a confession
rorke's cheap £3 ebay flag with see-through fabric and unironed fold lines
>>215803356Who zinged you?
>>215803356seems desperate. just accept you got done instead of being a fragile runt
>>215803391>>215803398it was used against me and my only option would have been a long whiny post about how the saying isn't true but that would have made me look even worse
>>215803390he won’t like this one
*looks back in anger*
>>215803376leftypol is still protesting it because he isn't happy with the terms no joke but they'll probably shift focus to ukraine
>>215803357must have a white owner
>>215803357if I tried that I'd be sent to prisontwo-tier keir
I can confirm that, in fact, he was 'done'
>>215803376War on poofs
>>215803435I would like to appeal to the Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
remember the awkward age when you started getting stiffies but women still through you were cute and young and would let you sit on their laps resting your head in their tits
Hate living on a council estateFuse box of the flats next door has been beeping for daysEvery 2 seconds all day every dayReported it but nobody has fixed it This happens every 6 months or so for 1-2 weeks
Is there anything more beautiful than the wholesome relationship between a father and his daughter?
>>215803390This is the kind I mean, probably made in Pakistan or Bangladesh tooYou can buy good quality flags made in the UK that'll look a hundred times better waving in the wind
Well then. Here we are. All the lads.
>>215803451We already had a war against the Ottomans
>>215803462>women still through you were cute >would let you sit on their lapsthis is the first I'm hearing of this
Blonde in the office just smiled at me. She's about 6 foot tall and nearly as wide.
>>215803497mumberg's friends would always kiss my cheeks and ask met to sit on their laps
>>215803465Take a big hammer and smash it until it stops beeping
>>215803526ahh, my mum was a friendless weirdo
>>215803524
>>215803485aha
After careful review we're unable to come to a decision at this time and will adjourn until 2026
Remember that bit in Arrested Development where Maebe sits on him during a bumpy car ride
>>215803568she was so fucking cute
>>215803357She looks like she's having the time of her life
>>215803591Don't look her up now
>>215803616ok i wont
children talking about movies always be like "the bit where he goes ... " and proceed to poorly describe the scene
Just posted on another board and i still had "Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman" in the name field and im too embarrassed to ever go back
>>215803357ktimmies arf arf
>>215803616too late, still fuckable
willy wonka makeseverything he makessatisfying and delicious talk about your childhood wishesyou can even eat the dishes now, chat/brit/tp, please rewrite this amusingly with all that follows from willy wonka changed to willy wanka
>>215803627you fucking donkey
>>215803591her?
>>215803626Telling a story is an art that many adults haven't mastered
>>215803627bet you're getting mocked relentlessly and they all think you're stupid and weird
>>215803462Once in year 8 or 9 the girl I sat next to in English jokingly sat on my lap because there was no chair for her (i took it because there was originally no chair for me) and I got the hardest stiffy I'd ever had from her smell and fidgeting and she turned her head and smirked at me
>>215803616>>215803623
>>215803627Hunting the boards right now so I can find it and crosslink it
>>215803627Bet you immediately closed the tab as your face started glowing hotter and hotter.
>>215803662is that a- is that a LINEA NEGRA?someone call heathermong!
>>215803660i too often hide chairs to girls are forced to sit on my face
>>215803627on occasion I have been arguing seriously with other anons, only to realize the mistake in my own response after posting it and realizing the other anon is completely correct, and then I close the tab and never return
>>215803705ktim
>>215803652>>215803659>>215803677>>215803688No bully
>>215803627Rarely do the name gimmick because every time I have I've forgotten to take it off
anyone see that hadith where muhammad got gang raped? /int/ was going crazy about it last night
im the only person in /brit/ history to have defeated diego in a debate
>>215803770yeah but it wasn't as good as the one where he eats chicken
Let's all post under this name to obscure the identity of the original DZO
>>215803770Nashposting has evolved
Feeling SAD
gonna get a pizza hut tonight :)
ombudsman is one of the very few words we have exported
monging out to some snow patrol
>>215803815I have presented my demands that I won't be going back until they bring back those cheesy bite crusts
>>215803770didnt happen
Oricorio gets Air Cutter at level 13 that's mental
wasted my day off award
>>>/his/18069711
>>215802901some jeetslopreckon countries below the equator are imbued with evil magic, seems to match up imo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes
>>215803950
>>215803950gottem
>why is the Empire from Star Wars evil? what exactly and specifically is it that makes them evil?Honestly if you can't answer this question, your opinion on Star Wars should be completely disregarded.
Feel embarrassed now because the flag I’ve got on my wall is polyester and has lines in it and all you lot say it’s shit
>>215804014>the flag I’ve got on my wallgrow up
>>215803950he actually did it the absolute madman
>>215803989didn't they blow up a planet or summat
>>215804014Get a proper cloth one up
>>215803989they killed lukes uncle and aunt and all those jawas for no reason
>>215803960Mad how it says "ethnically motivated hate crime" and then doesnt say the perpetrators race or religion
>>215804041Aren’t they heavy>>215804031How old do you think I am
>>215804087i mean if you read the descriptions of the rapes they explicitly admit to it.
>>215804087makes a point to describe the victims ethnicity though. very strange
>>215803989The put an end to republican corruption and people like jarjar binks shouldnt be anywhere near galatic wide decision making
>>215803960how much more evidence does leftypol need.
>>215804144They can't seriously be doing this bit
>>215804125Despite being only 13% of the population of Naboo...
>>215803960https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfield_gang_rapes?useskin=vectoris it just me, or is there a pattern of first and second generation immigrants to western countries from islamic countries being implicated in gang rape?
Rorke and the Gang
>>215804161Leftypol has very few arguments left to him these days bless him
>>215804184stop noticing things rorke
>>215804184stop nooticing thingsalso>?useskin=vectorvery ugly i'm sorry to say
>>215804038No.>>215804065NO.>>215804125WRONG!
feeling positively fruity
reckon I'm too horny
leftypol would simply say that it doesn't represent the majority of them
>>215802341
>>215804246I'm not going to argue with a bloody gunganist jarjar apologist
>>215804246they did do those things though
My poos are actually foul
>>215804267>-121>+72 for that answer
>>215804251Post pics
>>215804307
>>215802358my granddad was involved in the sinking of eight U-boats worst welder Kiel shipyard has ever seen
>>215804291sameone i did the other day was so long it stuck a clean 6 inches out of the water, looked like the shard only brown
>>215804285my kind of woman
rorkeypops is still posting a reddit argument that was mass downvoted weeks later almost like it's an echo chamber or something
