Ivor the engine edition
>>215804316it was such a truth nuke reddit had to stop in and delete it
Mashallah
>>215804316Reddit has it's reputation for a reason
>>215804307cute train
>>215804290Irrelevant!That's not what makes them evil.
>>215804337Grim
>>215804337leftypol loves his cenorship
thas a bonnie wee hylan coo ennit
That's leftypops done
one more, she racked up a ton of karma defending migrant hotels
>>215804337reddit moment
>>215804370Once attempted to pat one of these on a hike and had to avoid being gored by its horns
mashallah!
craving a tikka mashallah now
>>215804404gimpasaurus rex
>>215804337imagine being so mindbroken you just delete genuine evidence that proves you wrong. extremely pathetic even by leftist standards
>>215804390Wish I could get housed and paid for doing absolutely nothing.
>>215804406Too muscular
>>215804438Get the dinghy out pal
>>215804390>Hi, I’m Jess. A non-binary transport, aviation and politics enthusiast. Student pilot, hoping to go commercial.actual woman, or tranny? call it, /brit/
>>215804435Um sweetie. Using 8 or 9 examples doesnt mean that all immigrants do it ok?
I think I have it figured out.I hate my lower class neighbour because she reminds me that I live in a shit town.As far as lower class neighbours go, I need to count myself very lucky. I rarely, if at all, even hear her. She's a single mum so doesn't have a fella she's constantly fighting with, I just hear her shout at her daughter every now and then, and even the daughter splits time between her mum and dad's place. Ive barely even spoken to any of them in the time I've lived here.But her existence reminds me that I used to rent in a lovely town I could never afford to buy in and instead I live in a shit town (a nicer area of it to be fair, but ultimately a shit working class town)I'll never get used to living on a main road though. Does my fucking head in.
>>215804479it's a 17 year old tranny
>>215804457alright cheers virgin
I would break the bed underneath her.
>>215804370Deano and Deanette have a framed picture of one of these cows in their living room xo
>>215804479There are no women on the internet. Only men and men pretending to be women.
>>215804495how do you know
>>215804406imagine the smell
Why would god be so cruel as to curse me with a series of debilitating mental afflictions?
Barron Trump chokeslamming Keir Starmer through the ring
what happened to the slagdemic?
>>215804525Definitely checks out in /brit/
Lostprophets Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death in prison
>>215804560god probably isnt real sorry pal
tempted to put £50 on Wales £240 back
>>215804476Not enough melanin I'm afraid I'd just get sent back
>>215804600me when i'm posting over dial-up internet
The Jews nuked the metal music scene because it was too high test for white men
Can't do today's hard Pips for the life of me
>>215804435*/jp/ janny laughing nervously*
summers over so my crush doesn’t post arse pics on insta anymore
>>215804605How about a fiver?
>>215804600Just catching up with the olds
>4Chan hit by £20,000 UK watchdog fine>U.K. Tech Secretary Liz Kendall says levy against the online message board is a “clear warning” to other providers.
>>215804600catching up on the olds are we?
>>215804661>my crush FOY
>>215804676Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk shaking in fear
33 year old balding man posting about his “crush”
>>215804638>>215804671>>215804690It just got announced an hour ago?
>>215804668>£23.75 returnWhat’s the point in that
>>215804707Stop spying on me
deus ex: mankind divided almost finished downloading
life starts at 33
I hit up a cute bottom on Sniffies. He said he was looking and I was just finishing up work. So I went over. We did the usual making out. I sucked him some and then started eating out his ass. He loved it and I started to taste some cum in my mouth. So I asked him if he was pre loaded. He replied yeah. I thought it was hot. So I ate him out some more and then I fucked my load into him also. When I was done I asked how many loads he had inside him and he said 4.
dunno if i should try finn or if i should just accept my hair is norwooded to all fuck cant be bothered to get a prescription for it even if it's easy. just feels humiliating
>>215804725Give me £50 and il give you a 1-1000 chance of £5000
Rorke cutting his pizza is little curves to go around the pepperoni
>>215804676probably time to get a VPN
Nixon was the most based US President
Hello
>>215804767Wales to win tonight is a much better chance than 1-1000
>>215804754>gay people are just like everyone else, love is love
>>215804754
>>215804795hi!! ^u^
>>215804802Im offering higher returns though.
>>215804754we can but pray one of the 4 loads was a pozgod
>>215804837With a way worse chance
Need to work on my problems but I'm distracted by all my other problems
did the yank thing where instead of walking to a shop 5 minutes away i drovehope this doesn’t become a regular ting
>pozgod
still howling at the lad's theory about scratch cards vs lottery and the collapse of the wavefunction
accidentally called my da 'rorkeypops' when he was going on his migration rant and he said 'why the fuck he's calling me a rice krispy for'
well rorke?
me and mousey are playing the new pokemon game
>>215804725The point is you'll only lose £5 instead of £50
>>215804911didn't he get caught with loli porn
BILLIE EILISH MASSIVE FAT CHEBS
*reaches through your screen and rubs your cheeks* Give me a chubby you cunt!
would it not be good etiquette to inform someone you were full of cum before they perform analingus? I would be rather miffed if I went down on a girl for example and tasted cum and can say for sure I would not find it hot in any way
yeah?
sometimes it slides right in
nathan telling dogshit jokes to himself again
Will the janny do his fucking job or what
>>215804885If youre not a man its ok
>>215804952But when I win I’ll get £15 back wtf am I gonna do with that
there's heatherfreak then
JANNY! HELP!
>>215804943if they're not gay, what are they?
right thats me leaving the thread then
i hope it's AI
can a janny make his way to the /brit/ aisle please. repeat, janny to the /brit/ aisle
>A man who snatched a woman off the street and then raped her five times has been jailed for 24 years.>Samuel Dodsworth's victim was on the way to work when he threatened her with a sharp can opener and forced her back to his flat.>Dodsworth, 36, of Grange Street, Derby, previously admitted kidnap, false imprisonment and five counts of rape.>Sentencing him at the city's crown court, Judge Shaun Smith QC called it "the most appalling case".>He said: "You have ruined her life. It is impossible for anyone in this court to begin to imagine how she must feel.">David Lee, prosecuting, said Dodsworth had threatened his victim, aged 52, with the can opener at a park at about 7:45 BST on 3 September.>He then took her to his flat and "forced her upstairs" while holding the sharp instrument to her neck, Mr Lee said.>Dodsworth raped her five times, before falling asleep, which allowed his victim to escape.Some anon called this btw that ian watkins killers would be freaks themselves
work tyme it is then
>>215805027got warned for reporting some cp as illegal on /sp/ because it turned out it was AI not real, but I'm not opening cp to check the details before I report it to be honest with you lads
um
spaki back on his cp grind
ok see you later fellas
WERK TYME
>>215805050Not a suprise. They aren’t vigilantes they just work for someone in prison who told them to do it
fuckfuckfuck started drinking early as i'm wfh'ing but manager (milf) wants to have a "chat" later fuwaaark
someone get keir starmer on the phone the OSA is not working and needs more restrictions
how do I do work time pls help
the proverbial small boat cronem... looks like a pretty big boat to me
ian watkin's charge for possession got him a rather long sentence while spaki gets away with murder the amount of cp he posts here
>>215805137get them battery farmed
>>215805137>leftypol not looking and turning his head away as he says this is full of women and children
>>215805137Launch a biomass-seeking missile at that craft
>>215805137Need them housed in thatched cottages in a picturesque market town stat
>>215805005You're not gonna win £15Wales aren't beating Belgium
>>215805137Better put this fella in a small rural village somewhere. What could go wrong
reckon /brit/ would be too pussy to get on one of those small boats even if promised a better life in another country
>>215805212Why not. Belgium just drew to N Macedonia, it’s a massive game for Wales and they are at home
>>215805137replacement purple aki has arrived
>>215805240well I'd end up running one of those shitholes like eritrea without even trying so wouldn't need to get on a boat
>>215805137
>>215805137cunt at the front has a PE teacher drip from the 2000s
>>215805285thigh slapper
the plaid cymru LADS out knocking on doors
>>215805299is that mr beast in the middle
Heathertranny melty wahey
>>215805299pink dress booty sex arse
>>215805137get these lads an ubereats account to share and a hotel room near some white women asap
>>215805299christ, what a dysgenic pack of freaks
>>215805299Big fan of them recruiting a Paki and making him stand on the end
heathermong!
>>215805311It's xiaomanyc
>>215805338oh shut up mate they look like average brits except for the brown
>>215805137they're all in 5 star hotels rn smoking high grade weed waiting for their gherkin shift
>>215805339He was just walking down the street they told him to get in the picture
Whats this al-zutt thing then? Did i miss a happening?
Fucks sake can the guy who doxxed Heatherpaedo please send the police after him already?
>>215805401what's that
where is that weaponised autism when you need it?surprised you mongs haven't been able to get heatherpedo arrested
Friday (2–6 PM): We got to the villa, I tried weed for the first time (in a bong), and then we all had sex (me as the only bottom). It went on for hours, probably because I was high. Couldn’t cum and could only stay hard briefly.Friday (10 PM): Had sex again with A and D (no drugs).Saturday (morning): Had sex with FWB, A, B, and C (no drugs). At this point, even the initial penetration didn’t hurt anymore.Saturday (afternoon): Hooked up with A again (with drugs).Saturday (night): Just with FWB and A (with drugs).Sunday: Had sex with all of them again (with drugs). This time it was pure pleasure, no pain at all. But at one point, one of them said I was “loose” and asked me to grip. Then another said something like, “Why does his hole look like that?”I panicked a bit and asked to see. They took a photo and showed me, and yes it looked weird. Like my anus was sort of “vacuumed out”? Almost like the inside was poking outside. Smooth, rubbery, kind of swollen-looking. It didn’t hurt, though, so I figured it wasn’t an injury.Now I’m back home and honestly embarrassed. I keep thinking about them saying I was “loose” and how my hole looked by the end of the weekend. It doesn’t hurt, but my ass still looks off. Will it go back to normal on its own? I really don’t want to go to a clinic.
kurva anyátok
nope
Hang on I thought you lads were just messing about saying his middle name is RodneyHis middle name is actually Rodney wtf
>>215805472me after i torrented a 2 hour remy lacroix dvd when i was 18
>>215805465>jay slaters final days documentary
What am I doing here? What am I doing with my life?
the zutt summer
>>215805552ask myself every morning before proceeding to spend another day with you losers
>>215805552What would you like to do anon. The world is your oyster
sir queer bumder
got stank breath from drinking white wine
Right well Vodafone is down isn't it
ofcom posting 'p again
might do sushi tonight
>>>/v/723119093
>>215805630not even funny
>>215805694make it or just eat it?
>>215805731shag it
Today I'm feeling pizza and a bowl of oatmeal later. I'm ravenous, voracious, famished even. Only one hour left, i can barely contain my excitement at the end of today's pitiful toil
>>215805737oh real mature
>>215805694imagine this was a bbc instead
>>215805737>>215805694https://youtu.be/IqngrRBIpkw
maybe getting a vpn wasn't such a good ideabeen wanking nonstop
phones go crazy we fr just tapping glass all day
might buy a straight edge razor
>>215805708
vito spatafore
>>215805815What if you accidentally slit your jugular
Remember when there was a gay bomb which was created to make the enemy soldiers shag each other instead of retaliating
>>215805806my sites have all been fine i use for wankery
>>215805865there's a drug that makes you suck cockguy won a lawsuit and everything
>>215804714was at least 2 days ago
>>215805939yeah it's called 2 glasses of wine haha
remember to uninstall and reinstall your browser
apparently some people can only wink with one eye or even can't wink at all? is that true?already used to the knowledge that most of you golems can't move your ears but this new info is shocking
>>215805976https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/dec/09/france.healthmad gay times we live in
>>215805977Why
>>215804307
seven (1995) now thats a movie
>>215806103>no pubes
right well that's a naked lady running towards the camera and then flying fanny first at the camera
>>215806108it is yeah
>>215806053things are being spammed
>>215806140it gets worse
I would've been one of Erich von Manstein's top guys in Army Group South in 1943.
>>215806181>uninstall it>reinstall it>come back>spams again>repeat ad infinitum
Well lads see you later then
>>215806209Speak fluent german do you?
funny how every time full on nonce shit gets posted dtfic is here trying to blame heatherposter and/or the belgian
>>215805976Aha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArPMXlKTeHk
every time me and gfberg have sex we literally do the same "routine" which has been the same for like 3 years>she sits on my face>cowgirl>doggy>drop down to prone bone>cum on arseneed to start incorporating missionary to spice things up a bit
>>215806284yeah sounds awful mate
>>215806284shag her ass
>>215806284>no blowjoboh dear
>>215806284>gfbergI fucked her.
>>215806284Why haven't you married her yet
>>215806246It’s probably heathernonce and DTFIC both posting it, battling it out to be /brit/‘s biggest paedophile
>>215806367what's the point? tax purposes? no need to get a fucking certificate to show are a couple rorke
>>215806284Wish I could get mine to sit on my face, she refuses to do it because she’s self conscious about her arsehole for some reason and worried she might fart when she cums. No idea why she has a lovely arsehole
>>215806284mine got into rape roleplay lately and wails like a banshee. we live in a detached house but I reckon the neighbours might still hear her sometimes.
What happens in Bradford?
>>215806404Sounds like you have commitment issues
>>215806284could incorporate a hung bull from the congo instead
>>215806425miripuri diaspora
>>215806425Isnt malmo where they had somalians throwing grenades at each other
>>215806425Combination of pikeys, pakis and the scumiest whites
>>215806408mine has no shame she sits on my face even after going to the toilet lmao
>>215806460Yeah, but they leave the native people alone.
Gravy's good tonight.
>>215806463Lucky bastard ffs
>>215806425time to move to eastern europe
>>215806408>worried she might fart when she cumsi'd cum instantly if mine farted during sex
today`sPocket Monster Of thedayis ..Iron Bundle !!
just because they're brown doesn't mean they're criminals rorke
Thinking about girl poos and girl farts.
my gf just died I just threw her off a cliff
>>215806522is that your hair?
>>215805348is that him
>>215806522good work on the filename if this is a larp
get a load of this idiot
>>215806485vito looks like a goomba from mario movie in that scene
>>215806508There is nothing valuable to steal there.
will the humiliation ever end?
yeah we had iron bundle the other day he wouldnt reuse that piece of shit so soon or would he?
we already had Zacian as the pokemon of the dayalso shouts to the maid for cleaning that up in record time
>>215806425never realised Coventry was supposedly so dangerous, it's fine in my experience. never had any issues.t. Warwick student
>>215806508just move to the south west mate
>>215806599How did they do that with a shrinking population and no diversity?
>>215806667lots of diversity its full of ukrainians dont you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmpOooP_RM
Wish are Emma would sit on my face and fart.
>>215806667no clue but good on them
>>215806667almost as if negative sentiment on low fertility rates is boomer propaganda
I accidentally fell in love with a Asian girl I think this is why >When we met she bought herself coffee >She was respectful >She just asked if she we date that I help her around the her house
>>215806667They got a lot of subsidies from the EU.
get the dogs shocked
>>215806712why don't you at least interact with other users mate
Well this is going to be grim
if it’s all politically correct bollocks then keep it unmade
line up all 300 million yanks in a row and shoot them all through the head at the same time with a csgo awp
>>215806742these actors have had no gigs since this of course they'll return
>>215806751awp does less than 100 damage after like 8 enemies
>>215806748late 2010s/early 20s ultrawoke has been dead for years now it'll be fine
>>215806741He's always mindraping the gingernonce
>>215806599they have feasted on the forbidden waterfowl and unlocked unnatural powers
>>215806748>>215806742>2026>a silly sex comedy about white men wanting to have sex with women oh kay
>>215806751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z899M4v2NL8
Timmies wailing and being beaten to death while the Katys lovingly are marched down to the breeding pits to bare a new generation of BBC bulls
>>215806777never realised this is why none of my 8-collateral shots worked
>>215806809this but it’s me taking my gf upstairs for a good rogering
>>215806748Literally already did White Gold would feel like a re-tread
>>215806806holy moly
>>215806742>>215806748I should be grim in the sense The World's End characters and their lives were grim.
>>215806789
The girl on the right is better the girl on the left will financially destroy you
>>215806748stuck culture
>>215806806nice
>>215806742I'm sure both the actors of Will and Jay recently said they had no interest
>>215806845But the one on the right looks like Miyazaki
feisty one you are
>>215806845How do I come to terms with dating more stable and loving but less attractive womenAll of my gfs have been hot as fuck but a bit unreliableCurrently seeing a girl who’s into me and is cute but isn’t like astonishingly hot
>>215806838that would be fun tbdesu
Your posture is so bad right now
>>215806838as i remember werent the rest of them reasonably put together apart from simon peggs character
>>215806839
>>215806425Brownness map
>>215806667subsidies and western companies hiring cheaper polish workers
>>215806864Jay does well enough with his Youtube channel these days and still gets occasional acting gigs
hawk tuah
on a one seater with my legs crossed like a poof
>>215806871>wahhhh my girlfriends are just too hot guys, i cant taaaaake it!what a pathetic little humblebragger you are
Rorke stomping on the floor in his smelly childhood bedroom about his Vodafone internet being down while Rorke's mum mentions to Louis Theroux about how he's a nice boy most of the time
>>215806910scraming
my only gfs have been mid and still horrible cunts
>>215806913Was a bit of a brag but it’s more after having that how do I settle for this girl who isn’t as hot but I keep comparing her to past gfs?
never had a gf im a stone cold incel
>>215806943bore on normie blogoid
>>215806956haha same
business idea: an updated inbetweeners where will is a paki, simon is a chinaman, neil is tranny and jay is black
Got rat arsed last night and signed up for the army ffs
>>215807004they would never make the insecure liar a black, will or simon would be black
>>215807027a black version of will would be funny desu
Will can't be black because his dad leftPlays too much into the stereotype
only had gfs where they put in all the effort and came onto me and I've never really liked any of them just did it to have sex occasionally and because I couldn't turn them down
an updated inbetweeners where they're really cool and everyone likes them and they do tiktok dances
Only Fools and Horses but they're dodgy pakis scamming in Whitechapel
labubu
don't all post at once haha x
>>215807009Did you really?
Blog on normgolems, give us every detail of your fascinating life
whats happened to that mans willy
I dated white women and Asian women so I can say Asian women are better because they really are nicer and won't leave you for no reason
pnyl gools nsd hsirses
might blog on
>>215807106...yh
torrenting dragon ball z kai
>>215806577Ktim (literally)
gf walked in on me raping her labubus
LABUBU = PAZUZU
right well thats an image of a bleeding flayed mutilated cock then isnt it
blgo no
>>215806715Brutal dip in 2020 for yookay
UM x
another day where i do all my work in the last 30 minutes. and it lush
another day where i don't work and play overwatch in my smelly incel lairand it lush
>>215806838Watched Shaun of the dead and hot fuzz multiple times. Watched this once and never wanted to watch it again
i spill my jice
Yeah love that
another day where i post the new and it lush>>215805997>>215805997>>215805997
>>215807262>>215807262>>215807262
>>215807243you’ve gone feral lewis
>>215806425whatever happens it has NOTHING to do with the people who live there
