Gentle Femdom EditionPrevious: >>215820515
Dead thread
If all the electrons in your body instantly disappeared it would result in the remaining atoms of your body transforming into ions and a massive columb explosion occurring which would be larger than the largest nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Beer?
https://youtu.be/wfY5eQ2PWXk
Where is everyone?
>>215823509I'm holding them hostage until I'm paidONE MILLION DOLLARS
im back
>>215823201thanks for the heads up
>>215823509Hey
The Zun rises on mexico
Sgoin on
>>215823549She looks like Cameron Brink
my flippin head hurts so flicking bad. toil induced headache i get these often
>>215823201They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>215823939Not really
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/1o63kq1/ill_kill_myself_because_im_an_hypersexual_virgin/
Me testes are full of plastic but that's the swag 21st century life style
Remember when you lost your shit and drove the car into the garden? You got out and said I'm sorry to the vines and no one saw it.
>>215823201Happens whenever I coom
>>215823959Just go to a hooker for fucks sake
Zutts won.
>>215823992?
>>215823998
>>215823549 I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
>>215824010I don't like your jerk-off instructions
about to jerk off
Shan't be clicking reddit links
I'm just can't have a wrong opinion, it's not possible
>>215824021I don't click youtube shorts, instagram, or xitter links either.
Kawasucky getting real desperate of late
Physically im 25 years old, but spiritually my soul resembles a 40yr old balding skeevy man who runs a porno store
>>215824037All boomer business models are desperate, they only have a few years left to adapt or die
Do Indians marry their cousins like Pakis
>>215824046>skeevyHaven't heard that word in a while
>>215824064not usually because it limits growing their wealth via dowries
>>215824064I'm pretty sure most cultures have some form of cousin marriage
>>215824061Harley is doing about as well as ever though. They had some serious set backs within the last decade due to poor management but that's a brand that can literally sell the same slop for 50 years and never worry about bankruptcy
I want to speak with zutt posters
>>215823730>>215823730 #It's also good for when you're giving a list of say, book titles, some of which themselves contain commas: so it doesn't appear to be a run on sentence.Also, did you see how I used a colon there? That takes true skill.
>>215824064NO only zainichi muslim indians do that SAAAAARR
>>215824100There aren't any here.Take your thirdie memes to outer /int/
>>215824093Gen X seems to still ride those too as they get older, I guess millennials will have to be the deciding generation
Forgot how Kino DiCaprio and Clare dances Romeo and Juliet was.
>>215824125I remember having to watch this in English class. Fucking bizarre.
Mikey Madison is an Ashkenazi Jews who was born with Asian eyes for some reason
>>215824140Mikey Madison is a QUEEN
>>215824136But when you know the original story and see the wild lisenced they took with this, it's kino of the highest order
>>215824115Who is this
>>215824144Don't get me wrong, I like herThat pic of her smiling with her mouth closed is a perfect smug reaction image
does anyone here look like this?
>>215824140A lot of jews have that or just look wasian, must be some atavistic Khazar trait
>mikey spammer is AmericanReally makes you think
>>215824169>>215824144
Emma Watson is still hot.
>>215824144Offensively jewish visage
cleavage gets me so hard. its better than naked tits
>>215824182Didn't that dude rape kids or some shit? What was his controversy?
>>215824140I am an anti semite so I just hate them all slanty eyed or otherwise
>>215824202high t nigga
>>215824205Thank you for your candor
>>215824190Walled
Did Jesus wear a yarmulke
>>215824234I don't think those were a thing in J-Dog's time
For me it's women moving their sexy bodies and arching their back and stretching and flicking their hair behind themNeed to thrust my penile membrane into one of those things
>>215824115Nice jiggle
>>215824203>started a tranny messiah cult>assaulted people in multiple countries>went to jail for some of those assaults, gets bailed out then assaults the same people>burglary and b&e>still gets to star in that garbage Flash movieJewish privilege
This shit is delicious but has too many goyslop ingredients relative to Franks. Im going to stick with Franks
jesus supported israel
>>215824090iirc Cultures that have unilineal descent (either patrilineal or matrilineal) is what results in clannish societies with cousin marriage and shit.
>>215824250If you like that, I got a webbum'll knock ya socks off
>>215824258thats hella spicy
going insane because i haven't had sex in over 6 months award
>>215824202Thing I miss most about my ex wife is her amazing tits and cleavage
>>215824234As the another anon alluded to, most of what we think of Judaism is from centuries or even millennia after
>>215824258That is by far the most mid bland hot sauce, just half a step above McIlhenny which is essentially just vinegar
>>215824270Oh yeah?
>>215824272Nah it's not very spicy, which is why I like it. Lots of flavor. I don't get eating nuclear hot shit if all you experience is pain.
Black people is the real Jews
>>215824258For me it's el yucateco
>>215824290>post chris reference>no one bats an eye
I needed female company. So I decided to pay for box
>>215824306Blacks have been doing this less recently, we wuz injunz now
>>215824297okay its probably another product of cholula's but that shit was hella spicy
>>215824290Enjoy my friend
>>215824329Too big
>>215824325Lol is that AI
>>215824307Based Knower The green one I call Vulcans Blood
Oh I saw stars falling all around your head, red gold and blueSherry Fraser, where are you?
>>215824342
>>215824309I posted a lebowski reference but no one got it
>>215824309Im the guy you responded to, I laughed out loud for a couple of minutes at that cheisnpost
>>215824343100% real nigga AI is just Yakubian trickery to deceive the Copper-skinned natives
Had some kidney beans, peas, and mashed potatoesGoing to make vegetarian gravy next
I WANT A HUGE TITTED GF
>>215824412If you broke just say that
>>215824422Not broke but frugal
>>215824418It's truly the way to go
I keep buying rotisserie chicken from Walmart even though I have food and I'm in a budget.
why didn't anyone remind me to move the clothes into the dryer god dammit
>>215824357
>>215824449Sorry boss, I forgot
>>215824445That shit is like 8 USD (20 Canadian pesos), you can manage that.
>>215824445Use it to make a stew. Shred it up and throw it in there with veggies and some stock, spices and whatever else you have. Makes a big pot that's good for a few days worth of meals
>>215824460No actually they're $5.45 here
Everything is so expensive I don't want to buy anything
>>215824462I just like eating while chickens, heat em up till they're hot and eat em right off the bine
I love Addy
Aren't maine coons dangerous, they're like the size of mountain lions no?
>>215824501
Jesus told the rich guy to give up all his possessions and follow him, but he couldn't do it.
>>215824491What a bratty girl, she needs correction
>>215824520well yeah, why would he
>>215824467Cannot suffer in America
>>215824520Easy to say that when you're a beloved cult leader full of zealous followers willing to support you
I’ve got nothing to say
We're in a cultural dark age in the arts but a golden age for porn. A trade off I'm willing to make
longest lived emperor freaking ever lol
>>215824520It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
>>215824569>golden age for porn.It's just paywalled Onlyfans garbage now instead of nicely piratable studio stuff
>>215824573Wut
>>215824574But a camel can't pass through the eye of a needle. Camels are big and needles are small
>>215824590There's a million websites with leaks from only fans,and way more quantity of porn from regular average girls than in prior gens
It's crazy to me religion exists at all
>>215824573Trump on his 42th term
>>215824610If you prefer amateurs, I agree it's a golden age. Other than that it's just the legacy types dominating the dying traditional industry
>>215824607That's the point
It's crazy to me brazilians exists at all
my biggest pet peeve in femdom porn (my favorite category) is when they get halfway through and then suddenly the guy turns the tables on her or he breaks free of whatever she was tying him down with and tops herLike bitch that defeats the whole fucking purpose, if he could take control at any time then she never had it, ruins the fantasy
>>215824258Mexican hot sauce is the ultimate slop. It just tastes like the third world. Franks is the epitome of mid but yeah I guess it's better. I would recommend lousiana hot sauce if you're going to buy a grocery store hot sauce but it's hard to beat homemade hot sauces. I'd recommend looking up some recipes for different regional sothern USA hot sauces and trying those out because one thing the south does right is BBQ and sauces
>>215824634This is what I love about christ cucks
>>215824658But she never had it whether he breaks free or not
>>215824648The fuck is this
>>215824658>not watching lesbian porn
I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I really don’t. I think I’m not, maybe, heaven-bound.
>>215824658I have been into femdom since I was a kid and I have literally never seen that. That being said I mostly avoid any femdom videos with men in it unless it is some kind of handjob or edgeplay video where the guy is mostly out of the shot.My biggest pet peeve? Giantess larping and fart/scat stuff which has become disgustingly common in the last few years
>>215824689Never too late to change
Very nice
>>215824695meow
>>215824658I don't like when it happens in the middle of a video, but I like it when an amateur couple changes roles every now and then in separate videos.
President Hilary Clinton
>>215824715
Is /cum/ a femdom general?I have had femdom fantasies since before I even hit puberty I think
>>215824683I hate yurishit and lesbians tend to be despicable people
>>215824630Yeah amateur is better Regular porn is gross. Can't find some nasty bimbo with fake tits arousing It has to look real for me
>>215824729>>215824739KITTIN!
>>215824748As a kid I felt something inside when female characters in cartoons would mind control men.
>>215824758Lesbian couples are crazy there always at each other's throats
I think I'd do well in prison, I've got this prison attitude in general life you know what I mean
>>215824618Crazier that people take it so seriously
>>215824761>Can't find some nasty bimbo with fake tits arousingUn-American
>>215824779Yeah, i bet they'd love you in prison hehe
>>215824725IT WAS HER TURN
>>215824779If an OG comes up to you and tries to take your lunch tray what would you do
>>215824779Congratulations, you could pass as a russian
Anal Rape is my middle name
if any cumbums came to visit they could be enjoying my bananana bread
>>215823929Hey. How's it goin
>>215824725I voted for her.
My presence makes women afraid, but ig their discomfort feels good to me
>>215824842too much semen
>>215824776And they're usually fucking hideous too, gay men at least care about their appearance unless they have some other mental illness like furryism
My first mistake was buying a FromSoftware game, now im stuck on a boss I can't beat
>>215824846BQFPWM
>>215824861I don't that one
>>215824859I enjoyed it up until they started pulling the typical soulsike tropes with the bosses. Straight up unfun
>anything white on food is semeni've been hearing this joke since middle school so you have a middle school-level humor
>>215824842I'd be enjoying more than that banana bread uwu
>>215824231She put a bit of weight back on and is looking rather nice lately.
The whole lunch table roasted me for eating a mozzarella stick
>>215824879You liked it until it got hard?
>>215824886>you have a middle school-level humorMein neger, what site do you think this is?
>>215824904today's paper, thank you
If it was up to me I'd be breezing through without a single thing happening my whole life
>>215824904You have to be 18+ to post here
ive spent my entire life being completely undesirable to women so thats why i think i like femdom or even female on male rape because to me it represents extreme desire that makes up for how i never am
>>215824913Fuck off retard
>>215824893A tasteful bogging only pushes the wall back so long
>>215824917Its the prison table
>>215824919I pity Indians
>>215824872Black queens for posh white men
I am back. Be kind to yourself, forgive yourself, and you will learn that you too are worthy of love.
Good wrestler but her boobs are too big
>>215824913Based orangeman the peacemaker>>215824920Seething tranny
>>215824932im white buddy, but like jeets i am short
>>215824887I got a roast chicken
Should I drink Diet Coke or not?
>>215824939what peacemaker? Day 16 of this shutdown and donald duck still hasn't given me my paycheck, fuck you and fuck him!!!!!!!!!!
What's your favorite kind of cake?
>>215824936fuck you normalfag
>>215824964good you don't deserve one cause you're a fucking faggot
>>215824935... What about a big booty ghetto bitch for a skinny white geek
>>215824975Essentially this
>>215824936how many more times will you post those pics?
Firing public servants or just otherwise making their lives miserable is ALWAYS based.
once you go black pussy, you never go back pussy
>>215824974Let yourself be forgiven. The light that renews all things has not forgotten you.
>>215824966Coconut or carrot
The Bears won and for once I'm not completely fucking miserable
>>215824996Until all of you learn to love and forgive yourselves
>>215825004
I wish I was white. I don’t want to be Indian anymore
The carrot or stick approach except either one is going up your ass
>>215824907No the game is meant to be hard and it's challenging throughout. It's the frame bait boss design soulslikes have become that I just don't find fun. It's just meant to force you to spend hours grinding the same boss until you memorize the tells. I don't find that to be compelling game design
>>215825022you're not supposed to spam
Learn to sit up dawg
I wish I was Indian. I don’t want to be white anymore
>>215825034Some people get great satisfaction out of finally getting itSometimes you just win because you got lucky and it doesn't even feel like a victory so you're just mad that it even happened
(PBUH)
>>215825026If you're too many generations deep then you can't even "go back". Just try to be as much of a normie as you can, there's nothing cringier these days than an indian chud
>>215825025>Do you know Zhenka the Puncher? Vlad from the 3rd block? Or Lyoha Smirnov?
Have you got your PJs on?
>>215825035Spreading the good word and positivity is never spam. Mercy doesn’t skip over you — it waits, patiently, for you to believe it.
>>215824966pound cake or angel food cake but i'm a pie guy
I am a good person i deserve happiness I am good
>>215825058Clearly it works for some people. I beat DS1 and 2 but I feel like the bosses in 1 "made sense" more often. Maybe it's delusion but it seems like they've had to fall back on that tactic more and more with their recent games
>>215825081I rarely don't
>>215825081I sleep nude
>>215825081I have my coveralls on, which are like PJ's in many ways
>>215825081Only because I'm visiting my parents otherwise I always sleep naked
>>215825071>Da da
the reason i'm a pie guy is because of their sturdiness. in the winter I can slip a couple pies in my shirt pockets and have them when i'm shoveling snow or whatever
Grown ass man wearing pyjamas
I know grown men who wear diapers. People are strange
>>215825084>—ChatGPT detected
>>215825019That was a kino game
Needs more cowbell
>>215825084What's the word?
>>215825132I was sincerely considering suicide if they lost
>>215825158He is cometh.
>>215825019>>215825160How can your state of mind be so tied up in a sport game
>>215825095Some things are absolutely insufferableSuch as delayed attacks, roll catches and input reading, enemies lunging at you because they detect that you drank a potion or their 2 hit combo turns into a 3 hit combo because you thought you could safely get a hit in because you just watched them do the 2 hit combo 20 times before
In April 2014, the Canadian-based chain Boston Pizza included the pizza cake as part of its Pizza Game Changers promotion, which featured numerous "outlandish" pizza-related products. The recipe quickly became the promotion's most popular, receiving 15,000 votes by 21 April – more than five times as many as its nearest competitor, the pizza mint. These are the things our Leafs try like hell to avoid discussing.
>>215825168Wrong answer
How do I go about becoming the next big thing in the music business
>>215825160lmao SHITcago "fans"
Blue jays got utterly humiliated but that's a good thing
>>215825151>That will be 150 canadian rupees + tax + carbon ax + tip
Call the judge and get some fudge!
Overalls except it's oversomes and it covers everything except your nipples and ass cheeks
>>215825182I'd try it I guess but it takes a lot of the fun out of pizza
>>215825194Think of the worst and ugliest noise you can possibly produce over the course of an hour then show it to some jew record label
tempted to dump all my crypto, kinda thing we're at the top of the cycle
>>215825203>Canadian rupeesI actually laughed out loud
I might be ugly but at least I'm stupid
watching porn where there's 0 intimacy between the "couple"
whats a zutt
>>215825205Sounds like what they would wear in that steel mill from the simpsons
>>215825224Sable a cute. I'd get it as a pet if I could desu
>>215825228Really?
>>215825236a forced meme but it isn't gaining traction
I have zero weed and/or booze. Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuuuuck
>>215825226Crypto is literally being held down by the CHYNA tariffs (trump did so on purpose as his family frequently abuses his presidency for insider trading), now is the time to be buying my goy
>>215825171It's kind of fun. Professional sports are pretty souless. Iowa's really good this year too. And I get to drink whether my team wins or loses
>he cumeth
It’s kinda hot when Marge has sex with Bart while Homer watches
I have returned yo
>>215825185What is the right answer?
>>215825262redditjeet you are not a reliable source for anything lmaooo
What's the goated coin that's gonna moon?
>>215825281Is Mahjong 3D? Would saying "3D mahjong" just be remarking how the game is played? If so I need to start saying "4D Mahjong".
>>215825238Lol
>>215825293
all my niggas play baduk
>>215825262hmm yeah ok >BREAKING: GOVERNMENT INSIDER WHALE IS NOW SHORT $340M $BTCThe HyperUnit Bear Whale who shorted $700M of $BTC and $350M of $ETH right before Friday’s market crash (making ~$200M total) just deposited $40M USDC to HL and shorted another $127M $BTC.He is now short $300M $BTC and has an unrealized PnL of $5M.
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Too many posts talking about porn, must be a bunch of Indians on right now.
>>215825305I know somethings gonna moon*pulls down my pants*
Currently jorking my chinenis to twinks porns
>>215825278Really upset about this post
>>215825383yeah, orcs always want to try and corrupt everything they come across, even cartoons
>>215825399But cartoons are the purest and most innocent media?
lol blue jays lostget fucked canada
Who had Turkey this weekend?
>>215825444I'd be a millionaire if I get 100 bucks for wanking off
>>215825444The latter. Damn my virility
Elbows upPants down
>>215825443seattle is physically, culturally, and spiritually closer to me than t*ronto
>>215825477That's not funny. Stop saying it.
>>215825444former is easier since im on nofap
reminder
>>215825495It is funny
>>215825444I'd take the million. I get plenty of sex anyway
>>215825453If you wanked every day it would take almost 28 years to get a million
>>215825514There's no law saying you have to jerk it once day
>>215825510Ou okayPost it as many times as you want then :)
>>215825488Doronno is jeet central now
>>215825443Seattle’s power and pitching are tough to match. They’re way better than the Yankees. Jays will need to play perfect now to have a chance.
>>2158255148 years if you're me>>215825526:D
I've spent most of my life looking in a mirror. Pro masturbation
there's no moral argument for masturbating
>>215825555Can't argue with quads*snaps on my anti-masturbation cage*
This hole was made for me
>>215825555There isn't one against either. Not everything has to be a deep moral dilema
>>215825555You're lucky you got quads you bastard
>>215825567that's a good boy
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