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First for self pleasure
Dark Skewango!
Latinx have been taking it on the chin all day in this board
>>215825514Well that's close to the years I've been wanking for.
>>215825622>taking it on the chinAnd by "it" you mean a swinging ballsack?
>>215825611For me it's self harm
>>215825625but now you'll wank less...
>>215825641Masochism. I get it. I'm a Cubs fan
Latinx twinx taking it on the chin
>>215825650No I'm extremely mentally ill and I cut myself
>>215825640In un certo senso, sure I guess
I wanna take it up the ass
>>215825652taking what?>>215825663take what?
Mexifaggot
>>215825656I used to also... And now I'm a Cubs fan
>>215825667it
Faggots ruin everything Fuck off
When I don't jerk it for a while I can actually cum from penetrative vaginally sex, or a BJ.If I jerk off too often I often need to finish myself off on her back or in her mouth.
>>215825688Says the guy who cuts himself
Just about McFucking had it
Dogshit thread. Not enjoying /cum/ or outer /int/ right now.
drinking milk
>>215825656https://youtu.be/Sp9WGybRsD8?si=bAF8ZlNiTiQgDtNr
>>215825720
god doesn't exist and neither do moralsgrow up
Are femboys an urban legend or something you can't even find them on grindr, it's just old fat dudes and bots
>>215825735Even if you don't believe it, everything works out better for you when you pretend.
>>215825720Same. Can't find a decent thread on this entire hellhole
>>215825753Based and Pascalpilled
Need an all white country to live inAny suggestions?
>>215825751lmao what a faggot
>>215825786Belarus
>>215825786India ArgentinaGreeceSouth BrazilJapan
>>215825696sounds like you need to stop being a jacking off perv
>>215825792Need big luka to give me asylum ASAP
I like dogsI like beerI like assI like sports
>>215825786ukraine
>>215825786Estonia
I dont have the heart to tell him....
>>215825786South Sudan*laughs into my sleeve*
Catberg want OUT!
>>215825754Birds are better than squirrels. Might be an esoteric opinion
I DONT TAKE SHOWERS AND I DONT BRUSH MY TEETH
>>215825827I'M NOT GAY. I just love my fellow man
>>215825850YOU SHOULD BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH. Seriously man, it's not worth it. I didn't take care of my teeth and now I have seizures
Insomnia kicking my ass rn
>>215825868I got something for you to seize right here pal
>>215825887My wife licks my ass
>>215825898... Well, I am an ass man afterall
>>215825901I could never do this because I have a hairy ass so there's always a lil poop down there no matter how much I wash it
>>215825754cute
>>215825819Ukraine is a Jewish run Bolshevik dictatorship.
>>215825909Shower with soap or shave it off
>>215825922>shower with soapI do>shave it offImpossible
>>215825819https://tvpworld.com/85002539/ukraine-needs-8-million-migrants-to-avoid-demographic-catastrophe-employment-rep-warns
I WIPED SO HARDAND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDIT'S STILL A POOPY ASSHOLE
>I have a hairy assfag
It gets better
i'm drinking scotch
Some of you like penis in your bum hole LOL
meh threadtime for bed
>>215826043Are you not entertained?
>>215826043night bud
I hear the Bears won
>>215826009yeah what about it
>>215826122Yes, in meme fashion
Not sure how many more rejected applications I can handle. I like to think I'm punching below my weight
>>215826124are you a cute twink? a femboy perhaps?
>>215826138No. This is a cowboy, man's man, general
>>215826138No Jason, I am just a normal faggot
Time for this guy to hit the hay
tummy fullballs empty
>>215826191Sleep well partner
>>215826191night bud
Kpop stans are equivalent to bronies. Same goes for people whose only interest is anime.
>>215825909Get a BidetThis should be mandatory.
>>215826122They did. Made me not regret impulse buying all that Chicago garb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgONDXCzUHY
>>215826237It took you 16 years to figure out that bronies were basically weebs?
Anyone obsessed with anything is a huge mentally ill faggot
>>215826297Fair. You saying that triggered me to say that I'm obsessed with Tennessee though
>>215826286I basically forgot bronies existed but I was thinking about them today. That type of fandom culture is now fully mainstream.
>>215826174show me your butt and/or tummy (not jason btw)
Yeah I love Touhou and the horse showSo what
Logan Paul shocking the rats wasn't that big of a deal looking back on it, it's not like they were alive
There should be a late night homemade pie place. I don't mean pizza. I mean pie. FUCK I could go for some pumpkin pie rn.
Bears killed 3 people this week
>>215825786wisconsin, montana, north dakota, south dakota, idaho
>>215826430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp25_xTeXtQ
>>215826347>it's not like they were aliveSomehow this excuse doesn't work when we're talking about the bodies in the suicide forest
I hit it from the back and the girl just threw meTold me "pump it harder" as she licked me on my bootyNow everybody in the hood knows that your sister lick a booty real good
>>215826470Washington island is the iceland of the united states
Were you born here?
>What does black Santa do? Steal your presents?
>>215826502Born in the same county I'm living in now
Too many leaf posts itt
I was born on International Waters
>>215826517is it time?
did yall see the handshake trump did with macron at the "peace summit"that was hilarious
>>215826470There's just 5 words in brazilian portuguese you should learn: o sul é branco and buceta loira thank you
been enjoying deadlock latelyive never played a moba before this
>Alfredo SANIC Kek
>>215826462This is what the pre 9/11 world was about
>>215826448Yeah that's because the Bears suck at football
>>215826544hey caiado you bicudo looking dumarsemacaco portugues
>>215826542Was she fantasizing about getting dicked in her blonde pussy by trump's blonde dick??????????
>Trump brokers peace deals>Libs on the internet: Ummm ummm nooooo
the brazilian schizo just made an abhorrent post
>I think you should care about global warming because ummm chicks dig it
>>215826494Iceland should be the iceland of the united states
>>215826603Next up: curing cancer, eliminating famines and malnutrition and then colonizing mars
>hmmm I think I will get a song stuck in my head that I havent heard since the 4th grade in VAPA class
>>215826603idk why all the israelis are celebrating honestlyhamas survived and there's no way trump can go back on this "peace"theyve essentially won
>>215826645because they actually did just want their hostages back
>>215826621what is this fucking bullshit thank you
this is a baby cardinal before they get bright red like >>215826462
>>215826542But at least he didn't squeeze his dick
>>215826662stupidnetanyahu is probably smarter than half the israeli population combined theyre just gonna take more hostages if the going rate is 1000 balis for an israeli
>>215826645That's like saying Canelo technically won against Crawford in their recent bout
>>215826670
goodnight
>>215826871
It was good
>>215826910Too much pulp in that orange juice
>>215826924Kek
I watch a lot of porn that has pov but I can fully self insert as the man even if and especially if he is black which doesn't make sense if I'm whiteMaybe I've got ANP (autonegrophilia)
>>215826961You are Indian first off
so
>>215826994No I am not
>>215827066N
igger
>>215827066>>215827079>>215827097SoniggerMy favorite hedgehog
fuck you
someone should
>Not safe for work>no, not that one>this post violates united states lawYeah
The world is all mine
Why and how has Canada proposed a law in their parliament to allow "mature minors" to receive medically assisted suicide if requested??
>>215826130This sport makes zero fucking sense
>>215827264fuck off luigi soccer is ass
>>2158272641. It's a rigged professional sport2. Shut the fuck up
>>215827293>>215827305Y’all need some muzzarell’
>>215827318Probably. I do like cheese
>>215827318is that luigi slang for bnc (big nafri cock)
Slept from 7 to 10Now it's 3am and I'm in bed again because my head hurts
The drama never ends
if only vg were moderated
wasted another day award
Anyway
>Who ate my meat?! I know what my meat smell like? You know what?! Don't even worry about it? I'm gonna start smelling everybody's breath
So that just happened
>>215827480What happened?
>>215827498.....he's right behind me, isn't he?
>>215827498THAT thing
My life on Earth is just backstory and my real story will begin when I get isekaid.
why would anybody raid /cum/seems like utter waste of time to mego raid the brazilians
Japanese peepoos by like>NO!!!! DISHONRABU!!!! YOU EATTA DA RAW FISHI ON DA SPOILED RICK WLONG!!!!
You ever read a reply and it's so stupid you just shake your head and ignore it?
You had me at 13000cal chocolate wave cake from Red Lobster
I watched Total Recall a couple of nights ago. Good shit
.
>>215827590ain't no way
>>215828470Gonna need that pic!!
>>215829101>>215828470
>>215828470>>215829500I don't see a crown.
Waiter, there’s a coochie hair in my chowder.
>>215829835That's free of charge
Biden had spent 81 days on break at this point in his presidencyLet that sink in
I simply don't care
>>215830216You're not letting it sink in
Sink what in
alright i'm letting him in
I'm at the airport far too early again
>>215830498Where ya going
>>215830508Somebody was messing around with my house in Mexico so I need to go there. I'll be there for a week and then after I get back I'll be home for 8 days and then I go again
>>215830508Sexland
#richpeopleproblems
I started drinking alcohol when I was 16. It was an incredible revelation in my life. Prior to alcohol, I didn’t know it was even possible to live without feeling constant anxiety or tension. It made me feel more alive; like I could finally embrace the world openly and without fear. What an awful thing: that the one substance that makes life worth living ultimately comes at a terrible cost.
big if true
>>215830498Always good to be early than late. >>215831037kek wrong thread
felt suicidal within 30 minutes of waking upnew record methinks
Good morning gentlemen. I’m going to drug detox today :/
>>215830498Have a safe flight anon
I love you anon
Fuck ice?You'll get frostbite on yo dick
>>215831472good luck bro
>ripped a tiny little scab off>leg is now continuously bleeding
>throttle cable came loose on the beeg forklift>screw is gone, lol as if I'm going to have the one I need>grab literslly the smallest one I can find in the shop. Heh, no way>it's a perfect fitYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>215832659i hate urkelkin
>posts a picture of someone's kid from facebook>deletes it>posts a picture of westport, connecticut>deletes itwhat did he mean by this
>>215826651fromdrones will defend this
I think a testosterone cycle would cure most of my problemsas a matter of fact I think I should do one
Anyone want to enter a bussiness association with me? I send you coffee beans and then you sell them there and we split the profits
I’m so drunk. Wish my body would get hit by lightning and explode into meat chunks.
>>215833516How come this guy's allowed to be drunk at 8am and I'm not
>>215833549Maybe he works nights
>>215833549He has no regard for his health and well-being
>>215833596>>215833560
NoFap Day 5/90 Starting to get strong morning wood again
>>215833549I’m an unemployed scumbag>>215833596Very true
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QEOPgyUoeUoso good
>8 hour old thread>started around midnight>barely over 200 posts/cum/ Night shift was slacking
God bless America.God bless McDonald’s.
>>215834366amen i wish one was in walking distance but all i got is a taco bellwould go more if i didnt have to drive/take a train
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yzHs6AckfXglove this one
>>215834366I went there a few months ago (Galleria Umberto not the McDonald's).
Post more
>>215834713show your butt hehe
what a jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCeTBAFgVUE
I feel suicidal. I need a Futurama suicide booth on my street corner. One time I really tried in the garage with my car. I’m not gonnna do that again. I’ll stay alive.
>>215834604Why not the McDonald’s ?
>>215834800Don't know how anyone can look at Europe and not conclude their immigration policy is just contempt for the locals made into policy.
>>215834838The gf (Asian) doesn't like goyslop, ate Napoli pizza instead
>gfget out faggot
>>215834861that's what leftists designed the system forit's weaponized immigration by shit leftists no different here eitheri just want to fuck off to the Philippinessick of listening to all of this
Behead those who have girlfriends
>>215834938hey jungle anon is Curitiba comfy
>>215834906>>215834938angry little incels
>>215834976Idk
>>21583492794% of pajeets in my country enter with a ""student"" visa. They all go to fake colleges that are beside Indian restaurants and none of them study. The government is fully aware of this and lets it happen because they want immigration by any means necessary and don't care it's the bottom of the bottom of the barrel thirdies. People complain about Kings n shieeet in the past but never in history has a government been so contemptous of it's own population and authoritarian as Western"""democracies""" are getting now. It's all so tiresome.
/cum/ is a normie general, don't know how you niggas missed that. We even have turbonormies who are married here. Even /r9k/ is full of normies now, is there anywhere left for the incel?
Loooong daaark bluuuuuuuueeeees
>>215834880Post toes
>>215835060Incels are the most oppressed minority on the planet and it isn't even close
>I just know that something good is gonna happen>I don't know when>But just saying it could even make it happen
>>215835178>just saying it could even make it happenFoid tier nonsense
>>215835096Gamer incels are the most oppressed of the most oppressed, yet we have no organizations or laws to protect us.
>>215835191Maybe. But today I’m gonna believe. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WataeV4WsI4
I want to touch a woman and caress her skin
Would you guys think less of me if I said I had a crush on the trans girl in one of my university classes? I’m a fucked up guy. I know.
>>215835279I can't think less of you because I had no opinion about (you). I do think you're a faggot thoughbeit
>>215835279Depends on how much he passed
>>215835303That’s fair
So no business oriented niggas here?
>>215835332They're probably working
>>215835313Not enough to fool people. But pretty good. I don’t know, (s)he’s cute. I’m a fag. It’s fine. She’s really funny and fun to be around. I don’t know.
it's incredibly people like this still exist in the 21st centuryand israel is the fucking barbaric onewish theyd march all the pro balis into gaza instead of these people getting shothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFQVF6uoJJQ
>>215835391>israel is the fucking barbaric oneAll semites are barbaric
just used the word "ne'er-do-wells" in a college essay
I've got authentic Brazilian coffee, best in the world, but I need a contact boots on the ground to sell it
SCOTUS is poised to gut section 2 of the voting rights act. Giving Republicans another 27 seats and a permanent majority in the house
>>215835391>500 views>30 minutes agoim noticing
nice another vpn to filter
>>215835431Holy based
>>215835279You're a lucky bastard, the only cute girls (male) here are expensive escorts
>>215833881>he stops getting woodThis is fake, right?
>>215835450Don't know if you're aware but there is a trivially easy way to VPN now which is why so many more pajeets are doing it here now and shitting up the board.
>>215834102Sorry I actually had some work to do this time
>>215835606>trivially easy way to VPN nowdon't you need a pass though to get around the 300s wait
>some half ton camping the left lane doing 65>pass illegally, he isn't taking the hint>mexicanDo they not have this law in mexico or something? Why do they always move all the way over just to go as slow as everyone else
>>215835631That's the old way, there's a newer, free way that bypasses all of that which is why there are so many jeets VPN cycling now. Once you notice the VPN cycling, you realize how many fake flag proxyfaggots are here.
Phuck you
>>215835721just say what it is mankeeping it private will shrimply let them do it longer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sk3rpYkiHe8
If rape is so bad why do women like it so much
Found the American
this ugly girl at work keeps eyeballing me and i can't work out what her intentions arebut i'm thinking about fabricating a report to HR regardless to try and get rid of her
What's with all the astroturfing about forest conservation actually being le heckin' bad for forests o algo
>>215835742It's a website, you can't post the URL. If you're interested in how deep the rabbit hole really goes, ask /g/. You don't even need to post CAPTCHAs.
>>215836085Special interest groups realized if you frame it as>Forest Conservation is heckin' white colonialist>chopping it down or starting a cheeky fire is what the sacred injuns didLeftists will eat it up.
Every one of my vices: booze, weed, masturbation, 4chan, movies, youtube, sex with tinder bitches (sometimes), vidya; even shit like music, reading, exercise……it’s all a part of the same program. It’s all just distraction. Anything to avoid sitting here and being myself, I really can’t take it. I think I’m having a breakdown. I can’t be me. I hate him. I hate that person. I don’t know, bros. I just down know how to go on living as this broken failure of a man. The feeling in my chest is agony. I can’t live like this.
>>215836092alright I've lost interest
>>215836085the paper straws thing is the perfect example of how utterly deranged the climate cult shit is. instead of using a byproduct from crude oil (fountain of youth) to make straws, they'd rather cut down god knows how many trees to make straws that dissolve in anything liquid. (btw the government doesn't want you to know this, you can just ask for plastic straws)
>>215836288straws are for women and children anyway
>>215836182Don't need to be interested, just notice the VPN cycling and realize how many jeets are shitting up this board
I can’t lose. No, I can’t lose.
i want to be like james bond but cooler
>>215836385Jack Ryan?Ethan Hunt?Jason Bourne?
I'm rotating between 4 egirls on discord right now. Two Canadians, one Filipina, and one Singaporean Chinese girl
>>215835060I was a loser when I started using 4chan in 2013. Just because I am married now doesn't mean I stop coming here.
>>215836454the 4 egirls in question
>>215836454>all AsianVery nice
>>215836474No, we exchange pics and vids. It's like sexting.
How do I escape it? Fuck
>>215836520I can make my dick look like a vagina if I tuck hard enough too anon
>>215836474haha the joke is he's an accidental gay
>>215836551yes thank you, I'm very fond of my clever joke
I will never understand these obese nurses I seeYou're in a fucking healthcare profession, you know being fat is awful for you, so why the fuck are you fat
>>215836465I was a loser when I started using 4chan in 2013. Today, I am still a loser.
>>215836617Caring about other people and their health doesn't mean that you care about your own
The sunrise is so beautiful it makes me want to cry
>>215836617fat people aren't smart enough or talented enough to do anything elsenursing isn't exactly rocket science
>>215836617the problem is people refuse to treat it as a mental illness (it is), triggered by high amounts of stress. fat people need to be loaded up on SSRIs
>>215836617A lot of doctors smoke too, do as I say not as I do type situation.
My mutual got suspended on Twitter. RIP
>>215836288More to do with microplastics thoughbeit
>>215836908most plastic straw policies were instituted before people knew that much about microplastics thoughbeit
My brother has spent 10k on pokemon cards over the past year
I can sleep as long as I want. It’s going to be okay,
>Tamura, 27, had claimed in a note found in his wallet following the shooting that he believed he had CTE and wanted his brain tested for it after his death. The medical examiner's office finding determined "unambiguous evidence" of CTE in Tamura's brain tissue. The testing determined Tamura suffered from "low-stage CTE." CTE can only officially be diagnosed after death.why was this memory holed? tons of people are giving themselves permanent head injuries to win a lottery of becoming some football pro. the part of the brain most at risk in these cases is the frontal lobe which impacts decision making
had another dream that I was turning into a black man
One of my biggest regrets is not doing sports in middle school and high school
>>215837006>the NFL said in a statement. "There is no justification for the horrific acts that took place. As the medical examiner notes, 'the science around this condition continues to evolve, and the physical and mental manifestations of CTE remain under study'.football orgs are trying to soience away the fact that slamming your head into another dude is bad for you
>>215836935They're from like, 2019. What are you talking about?
i hate short womenthey look so stupid with their stubby little misshapen limbsi want to kick them down a flight of stairs
had a lil win at the casino and bought a new mouse pad, some coffee, and cacao powder
>>215837129post mouse pad
>>215837123have sex incel
I’m not a person
>>215837144it's just a cheapo generic one
Business idea: slice of life manga where a dwindling population of people try to keep japan running on a skeleton crew because 98% of the population has been isekai'd over the years
Sell me this poop
>>215837008Werenigga
>>215837260>>215837260>>215837260
Momberg needs to hurry tf up
