Ireland's Blackpool edition
>>215850780wow is that new york
Mr Smelly
>>215850797yes
moonbound squirrels mentioned
kicking a grey squirrel so hard it becomes like a popping balloon full of water and its blood is the skin and pitiful existence is the (proverbial) water
Dangerously, painfully unfunny thread the last one. Let's hope for better things this time around
>>215850797that's Ireland's Blackpool
guinness: irelands black poo
use grey squirrels to test experimental drugs
the tree of squirrel liberty got to be watered with the blood of greys
>>215850831alri whingey knickersgot your whinging knickers on have you
>>215850672screaming he wrote it down
time for bed mate you’re on the /brit/ early shift
Mr SmellyHe doesnt know what the cronem are
im so depressed i can barely function
>>215850860use grey squirrels to simulate car crashes in real life and make the cars really tiny like squirrel-sized cars. then we can give the red ones cars
>>215850880
>>215850891cheer up mate :)
>>215850880qrd?
>>215850894>>215850866>>215850823>>215850822Ah never mind then>>215850831
matey is screaming cos a bloke with 30 viewers wrote his gay imaginary meme down. I could go into Wetherspoons, stand on a table and reach a big audience
use grey squirrel neurons to mine bitcoin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__XQ8fdUz-c
>>215850880scromit
The Share and Watch Later buttons are not going away when fullscreening a youtube video. so that's the site ruined forever then
and use the BTC to pay AI to share all of the squirrel brain secrets
>>215850920>stand on a table and reach a big audienceaye if you stood on a stool on the table
very dodgy black man entered my personal space in maccies and hassled me for money to my face on three separate occasionsnot happy with my country one fucking bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcbDt1f8YTc
fill a thinktank with grey squirrels and water. close the lid, drown them
>>215850778:|
do you reckon those JAV pornstars with massive tits do escort services in Japan
if I had a kid right now I would not be able to afford a new change of bedsheets for them everwhich is sorta mental
>>215850994they do part time jobs in yakuza games
>>215850958should have shared your wealth, laclass unity, remember?
>>215851014fuck off dtfib
>>215850926>have you tried eau deu gherkinffs kek
>>215851006cost of bedsheets sure is high these days
All the cretins rushing to get their dogshit zingers in before they have to go to work again tomorrow
ferment dead grey squirrels inside pony carcasses and eat them during winter
>>215850880Shame Zeidy missed it
double espresso time
whaat
>>215851017fuck off lad.i am a man of honour.i see people for their race, not their class.
>>215851054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVli-tstM5E
>>215851035mousey has about £3 to his name at any given moment
>>215850880screaming
im socioeconomic factors man
thoughts on buying a pot of olives and eating them at the toil desk and offering them to my colleagues? doesnt seem that wild but people have a love hate thing with olives and they do seem like more of an evening food
>>215851069stupid mthreegan cunt
>>215851084olives are fucking peng mate
>>215851084
>>215851084no I don't like olives so you shouldn't do that, bring a charcuterie board of some nice cheeses slices meats and crackers instead
spraying eu deu gherkin once on my neck and wrists before going out to the bar
>>215851059fair enoughwhich is what darkies are not
>>215851109would be peng to be the olive guy in the office. people always bring cakes but what they really want is a light savoury snack . wee assortment of olives and some cocktail sticks. simple. instant love and respect from all toilfus
none of you are half as funny as you think you are
>>215850780is that from spiderman the game
except for me
>>215851154and none of you are think half as funny as you deserve
don't worry darling it's supposed to fizz like that it's sprite xx
rape still not funny
rorkemaxxxing
>>215851151yep, just offer them if they ask you about it
she wants a man who is gay for paysensative emotional and attractive to get with other men? high earner ? it's a no brainer
>>215850880https://voca.ro/1j6UOYQUzoOH
>>215851154>>215851042>>215850831go the fuck to bed then you miserable, whining, snide little gaylords
>>215851194
>hundreds of thousands of batarians died!had no choice... the reapers... swear there was no other way haha
no cheese left, my pasta will suffer cause of this>>215851228you're implying it's not just the same bloke
>>215850880https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH
BTW the Pokemon of the day is seedot this Pokemon was my pinap berry today (except the event pumpkin Pokemon) now I have 940 candy and 47 candy XL but it was 1040 before(?) I got home
>>215851221sc
38 year old heathertimmy still records audio the old fashion way
>>215851262how about you pokemon fuck off
>>215851221squeaky virgin voice
and im 333 kills "dry" on this boss with 30Q hp, but they come in a 4x4 grid with instances :) thats not important right now howeverhowever the server has a dry calculator and guaranteed drop at a kc amount for each boss ^.^
>>215851276how on earth are new cats supposed to record it then?
I got a shiny seedot last weekend with my autocatcher :)
young people are still making cds on the computer and i think thats beautiful
does mousey like kfcwhat does he get from kfc
>>215851308finally some good news
Any other anons get free electricity in the winter months? I'm wondering how you do it now smart meters are everywhere, previously I'd put one live into a henley that went past the meet so I'd get about 75% off but now I can't put the fuse out without EDF finding out
60 days until the Head Wigga In Charge shuts this shit general down
do you honestly think you're fucking funny you're an ugly little cunt mate and if i ever see you i'm gonna fucking slit your fucking face wide open yeah you're a fucking angry little fucking spastic
>>215851323bargain bucket and a burger meal and a burger even though the burger sizes are way too small for what they cost from KFC. I rarely go though
>>215851327pikey hands chibbed this screed
off to bed, night lads x
>>215851334Fuck uo
>>215851334someone's drunkypoos!pop back over to /britfeel/ yeah? x
>>215851351gn. (sex sex if u are a girl)
>>215851345ok thank you
>EEEEEESSSSSDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm under so much stress x
>>215851373dtfib
>>215851364is there even a new burgertoday I had a steak and onion sandwich on onion bread which had garlic mayo on it too
starting ME3 againbrings me back to when i first played itskipped classes just for it
>>215851373whats up girlie x
david tent bedshits
>>215851389corr lush. you eating good
testing testing, one two three
My 36 year old cousin just sold the successful company he founded and announced he's retiring at the end of the year.Meanwhile I'm three years younger and a pathetic wagie with no prospects of career growth at £40k pa.
>>215851422Just got the results back yep you're still a faggot
>>215850958report it immediately to 101 giving a descriptioni don't know how people expect things like this to change if they don't report iti've got several nogs arrested this way. they usually have drugs and weapons on them and kick off when they police question them making their situation a lot worse
https://youtu.be/kKgIZxxM2g0?si=gmccGoJyiP1_if9e&t=1963:18 - 3:57listening to that at a loud volume with headphones is damn near as exciting as being on a theme park ride, bros
Browsing UKpunting again
>>215851347>chibbed this screedkek I'm like a child, I find these britishisms so amusing>>2158514021 was the best, 2 was okay, don't remember shit about 3, it was probably utter dogshit
>>215851347How is it pikey to not pay £7 a day to light my home
rorke wants to mod his PokemonGo++ to be nuclear powered
>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/greenis/>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/rubbish%20i%20hate%20it/>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/raoul%20moat/>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/jordan%20burling/Mad that
>>215851438arrested and let go the same night
>>215851440all you're doing is making yourself deaf prematurely
>>215850958he's not dodgy rorkedo you know nothing about decolonisation and class solidarity for fuck sake
>>215851402do you just play these games on repeat?
>>215851427what kind of company was it? where did he get the initial investment from? did you ask him for any advice?
>>215851427the world needs ditch diggers too
not had a nosebleed in ages
>>215851459get him on /brit/ now
>>215851448basedthought about paying the tenner forum membership
>>215851480me neitherthink the woke are behind it
>>215851472no, i just do the trilogy all over from time to time
>>215851484I reckon mousey spawned off him like an evil twin
>>215851334https://voca.ro/14TdbLysBE3l>
it is time to zap greys to the extreme
It's over
Why don't the zoomers like stealth games?
sit behind a mother daughter in church the other day. they both looked fairly well kept . the daughters hoodie was a bit dirty but nothing significant . what was really bad was the dirty under her nails which was really incongruous with the rest of her appearance. she was pretty and just in atheisure with high socks. not glamorous but not a wreck either. mum seems normal but couldnt stop moving her legs like she had initial stages of a disability like ms or parkinsons or was jonesing for crack or something. only thr daughter went for communion and both left immediately after. very curious
btw the Pokemon Go monthly pass costs £7.99 and you get £10 worth of Pokecoins from it (at rank 100)at the same time you can get £3 off any purchase over £9.99 on Google Play sometimes or whatever
not Mr Smelly spam again
>>215851543You're in church mate. Please don't judge people. You don't know their circumstances
>>215851529does anyone like stealth games really
>>215851473Biomed stuff, he did a PhD and they co-founded a spin out company with his supervisor, now sold on to some big corp. Not sure where they got funding but this was Cambridge uni so they must have arrangements of all sorts.
>>215851513Oh no where will I get my dogshit online "journalism" from now?
>>215851543maybe they left cause you reeked of body odour and oozed an uncomfortable aura of inceldom and the mother moving her legs a lot was because she was that uncomfortable
>>215851579I'm empathising. they were probably junkies making an appearance so they could get gibs from the priest after mass
>>215851562Fucking hell!!
>Mr Smelly>smells peng as
Ukrainians have an annoying accent
>>215851562I calls it Pocket Monsters Go
>>215851604because you get a bunch of rare candy XL and other bonuses from the passas well as a good item at rank 100 (loads of Pokecoins this time)
>>215851595i have to judge people. i work in social work. if i dont keep an eye outwe could have another baby p situation on our hands
pokemon goy
>>215851479but I don't want to be one. We used to play vidya with my cousin like equals and now I'd be embarrassed to show my face around him.Grimgrimgrim need a reroll on this pathetic life I lead.
>>215851601Well may they find help in the lord
>>215851582good for him then, he worked hard for it
>>215851639s
they put like 10 years of progress in the celebration event
>>215851582so too complicated for us peons, oh well suicide awaits
wish i was retiring at the end of th eyear
>>215851640this happened to me at school
>>215851645Yeah but it shines a massive spotlight on what a loser I am in comparison. I will see him at family events. I will see him on Christmas. Fuck this gay life.
>>215851543the girl's probably being taken to church to get into a school where you need a recommendation off the priest, the parents don't give a shit about religion often
dont like any music any more
>>215851673most people don't have a phd from cambridgeyou're just average
>>215851685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i1Szq6GM8&list=RDh0i1Szq6GM8&start_radio=1get the tunes on
>>215851685listen to the osrs soundtrack and come back to me
what a horrible antisemitic post
rorke opening the age in the 4chan app and making an app popup window
Gonna go to a Thai Massage place FridayHow do you know if they'll do a handjob
>>215851700>playlistdoxed to fuckhahah ive got you now raymond
on a diet but contemplating a bit of snackagesort me out
>>215851632what denomination of church do you attend btw, I'd feel like a bit of a nutter saying this but last year I felt like christ was in my room and the feeling was so sublime i was tearing and choking up but I haven't even been to church yet and maybe I'm just some cluster A schizo ttpe
>>215851693Yeah but I'm not asked to interact with people who do, sit next to them and be silently compared by family.Genuinely need to concoct a scheme to not show up home for Christmas this year.
>>215851721I'm not even signed in lad
the woke mob want to memoryhole thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druridge_Bay_curlew
>I felt like christ was in my room and the feeling was so sublime i was tearing and choking up but I haven't even been to church yet and maybe I'm just some cluster A schizo ttpeThat was just your carer Adam.
>>215851725*jiggles your fat bellington*
Course we'll get them posted
>antisemitismwhy is there a word for jew hatred that alludes to their semitic ethnicity?
>>215851753Thanks lad, on the straight and narrow now
>>215851762technically it's to refer to racial anti-judiasm but everyone just uses it as the universal
>>215851762What word would you suggest we use instead of antisemitism?
>>215851756um
saw that tranny too many times. get new material ya boring bastard
let's speculate on what would happen when a capercailie meets a capybara
anyone got reddit? add me: u/bogackcrackalack
I will never stop using antisemitism.
mental to think jesus had a sweaty knob and bollocks under his dress
>>215851756would nosh that willy all day long
imagine how satisfying it'd be to throw fag posters into a volcano and watch them burn
this charlie hunnam's good
Anyone live near an asda supermarket and like to buy their yellow-sticker reduced snacks of an evening? They reduce loads of peng yoghurts, chocolates, pastries and cakes.I mention Asda because I think they have the best reduced section.I live near a 24-hour one and I'm going to go there now to buy snacks.
Wednesday`sPocket Monsterof theDayIs ..Butterfree !!
I hate fluoride
Happy new year lads
Cheeky tendies
>>215851785anti-jewishness would sufficeislamaphobia doesn't allude to their ethnicity. why should jews get that extra thrown in?
>>215851817Yeah. Co op are great for this as well
Happy poo peear lads
>>215851840remember buying these from asda
>>215851840um. is that spicy ranch?
>>215851817no live near a lidl but it's fucking shite for reductionsactually dunno if I've ever seen any therethe original quality is so fucking crap that I wouldn't want reductions anyway
>>215851840Elton John with a small output today
>>215851865It's bossman sauce
Happy National Latino AIDS Awareness Day lads
>>215851842>why should jews get that extra thrown in?why do white supremacists get to conflate the two?
>>215851888Thought it was maybe this. I bought it last week and it's nealy finished already. Not even spicy, but still really nice
Skin on my forearm is quite sore to touch for some reason, but it's not red or anything
>>215851888Looks like some rubbish cheap Lidl shite. Incel shut-in sauce.
tiktok and youtube are terrifying. walked past a literal 5 year old earlier doing a vlog on (hopefully) her mum's phone. genuinely think the world is ending.
>>215851840goujons
no matter my creed, i shit shite like the rest of you
>>215851928>Incel shut-in sauce.Ironically mate it's the sauce of getting a sweaty kebab with your mates at 4am waiting for a taxi. But you wouldn't know that, shut-in
>>215851946fuck sake rorke, let the kid have fun
I don't think I've ever seen a black person interact with indians, arabs and latinos
>>215851969nonce
>>2158519461. didn't happen 2. even if it did and it didn''t then you'd have said FUCK. ALL. to the kid or the parent NEXT!
just farted so hard my arsehole felt like a sub woofer cone
>>215851978imagine even saying that. what is wrong with you? weird cunt
>>215851974i find it really irritating how black men try to get involved with whites so much more than any other demographic who stay in their lane
>>2158519801. it did happen2. why the FUCK would I say something to a literal 5 year old on the street, you fucking nonce lmao>>215852000dont be a nonce if you dont want to be called a nonce.
>>215851965him bin dun
who is she
>>215851946yeah I just found out about the "me when I see women" meme and my first thought was this kid is actually brain rotted
cackling at leftypol telling rorke he's a coward for not aggressively confronting a random 5 year old child on the street
>>215852011How's that being a nonce? A kid doing "a vlog", Which her mum will save for future memories. You are damaged mate
someone is using my email to report people playing a basketball videogame
>>215850880My names Connor did a double take there
>>215852005black women do the same
sometimes i just stand in the gym and stare at women till they feel uncomfortable and leave
>>215852041>thinks social media is evil and wants to protect r kids from it>not rorkehaway
>>215852043>me? i just heckin love watching little girls mimicking their favourite youtube stars! those youtube women doing vlogs are very wholesome and never ever talk about doing onlyfans and tiktok is DEFINITELY not a nonce havenactually insane how utterly vile you are.
gmod jogger I saw today had jiggle physics on her thighs and ass. her pregnatable hips
>>215852064no you fucking don't lmao
>>215852066>leftypol>cant fucking readclassic
>>215852064Bet everyone thought you were a freak for staring at yourself in the mirror
>
>>215852054nah they don't
>seething and playing dollies with imaginary /brit/ characters because of a made up /brit/ story
>>215852101literally every person in the gym stares at themselves in the gymthis is the worst banter ever
get the reddies raped by the graynem
Fifth night this past month I've been wracked with intense stomach pain. Wishing death upon myself rn
sabrina and chappell in the same event gonna be such a vibe
Got the Battlefield 6 installing ladsShall probably play it this weekend. Buzzing
>>215852068you're mentally ill
>>215852168said the nonce
>>215852092yes i fucking do lmaoi stand right in the center, scout the gym perimeter with my hand above my eyebrows looking for prime meat, put mt hands down to my sides and just stare at them without blinking men wish they had the ballswomen fear meim the gym predator
>>215852183More like sex predator
>>215852176
>>215852155I bet you spam 4chan instead
fuck my nigger life
>>215852210yeah, hopefully that's where you and all the other nonces end up
the GDP is growing!migrants do help the economy after all
>>215852216not sure what this has to do with my post
>>215852183oh right sorry, incel power fantasy hour takes place on /britfeel/ not hereeasy mistake to make
making macroni cheese
>>215852251At this time?
>>215852183and then everyone clapped
>>215852210no need to attach a selfie to your post mate
>>215852225did they put that old orange nonce in prison for having sex with all those kids on that island yet
>>215852251has to be made properly
>>215852258yeah at this time
>>215852210Do they still have proper loony bins like this like some shutter island type stuff, honestly I'd go do a psychology degree just to get the chance to work in such a fascinating place
>>215852267dunno but hopefully they do. reckon youre probably in those files too.
YJK YJK YJK YJK YJK
>>215852262>selfie>guy is in a straitjacket
i want to kiss the brazilian chappell poster
>>215852282Naw my mums in a loony bin and it ain't like that
>>215852280
>>215852297camera timers have existed for decades you mong lmao
>>215852317shame, both that your mum's in one and shame that they don't have a dark mysterious aura, what's she in for
get the fitties posted
>>215852205ones i like the look at i take a note of their coming and going in the gym so i can ways make sure to see themi followed one girl out to the car park once to see which car she drivesnext time im going to wait at her car as she leaves and just stare at her, paralyse her with fear and then roll her up into the thr boot
>>215852330fucking grimi hope the morning shits are really really bad
>>215852305oh...
going to asda lads
>>215852344
well then i've got the willy out haven't i?
>>215852371closed mate
>>215852340Schizophrenia, totally unable to look after herself and is a danger to herself and others
>>215852344....oh I thought you said fillies
Youtube cooking up the most abhorrent UI you've ever seen in your fucking life
>>215852362<3
>>215852384good thing about being schizo is you dont need friends and never get lonelyjust take to yourself all those voices in your head keep you company
>>215852398yuck
thats my contacts out and speccy 4 eyes on
Honestly feel like saying thanks fuck you to every job application rejection I receiveThink it would be funny haha
>>215852401haven't noticed anything
pool's closeddue to aids
night lads x
puffy nipplesdowny fupa
Catberg has colonized my bed
>>215852419*shoves you*out of my way, nerd!
>>215852398yum
>>215852384Interesting i heard schizophrenics are less likely to be violent she got the short end of the stick
>>215852414Nah sadly not, mum is always fighting them and it causes her stress and pain. Its less like a conversation and more like being ordered to obey by your own disembodied out of control intrusive thoughts
>>215852436chebs. is that marsden it?
>>215852444*catches your outstretched hands**flips you upside down**smashes you into pavement*weren't expecting that, were you?
might just lie about having a degree on my CV, what are the chances they actually check
>more like being ordered to obey by your own disembodied out of control intrusive thoughtsYeah most of us have this it's called a boss haha
what i dont like about women is that they always cone with loads of their own peoblems, like kids, mental health, financial struggles, cause stress and you have to listen to them talk about absolute shitenice to look at and put your penis in though
>>215852467Woah... reckon just being disciplined can sort that
>>215852472yeh!
>>215852478not likely, and whats the worst they could do? sack you? lol then its back to unemployment. fucking fools.
might just lie about having a pilot licence on my ryanair application
>>215852480Or a wife
>Yeah most of us have this it's called a boss hahaYeah most of us have this it's called the missus haha
>>215852436nasty bitch with a bottle of coke zero and a vape on her bed side cabinet gross
>>215852506autopilot does the majority of the work
>>215852475WTF NERD??? *tries hard not to cry as he stands up*I-IT'S NOT OVER FOUR EYES! YOU 'LL SEE
Scranton Ohio
just did a nice poo
>>215852519*moonwalks away*
>elbows too pointy-posting in 2025
i have intrusive thoughts every time i see a female wearing revealing clothing, i dont act on them though do i because thats illegal and morally wrong
>>215852518yeah but you still need to tell it what to do constantly
>whom are you quoting in 2025
>>215852494ma nigga
>>215852462Less violent than who?>>215852493Well the issue is they at once feel compelled to obey, and are absolutely certain the voices are external. Its like the Patrick meme with my mum>so you know youre schizophrenic?>yes>and you know that hearing voices is a symptom of schizophrenia?>yes>and you know that when schizophrenics hear voices, its only they who can hear them, and that theyre not real>yes>so are the voices you hear real or in your head?>theyre real
my dark and twisted life
>>215852621>>215852621
>>215852565cant be that difficultpress a few buttonspull a levelits just bop it at 35000 feet
>>215852681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDl1JNqjpMOkay. Give it a go
>>215852592average population
