howard devoto
>>215855378sothis is the new
so that's not just a meme about wanking on pokemon cards then
>>215855393tell me what pokemon is
>>215855397why would i want to work
>>215855413no im looking for "lillie's determination"SAR version for my next wank, fingers crossed i pull it soon
spakker seazon
>>215855453Me and Bladeeposter even though he's got a bf already T_T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g96H7d7Tk1g
dont understand those freaks that watch shit like the traitors
>>215855460Nigga
>Age ~ 11
Which European country would be best for me?>Anti-United Kingdom country>Anti-colonial country>Country that has never had colonies>Member country of the European Union>Country that uses the euro as its currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurozone>Anti-Russian country
>>215855490just a drawing innit
2025.... I am forgotten.
morning lads
>>215855506My arsehole!
>>215855507You are an absolute runt of a man mate
>>215855525would fucking knock you spark out mate
getting a cheeky headache
>>215855521come back to the european union and throw away your damn pound sterling.
>>215855539doubt it, you'd be too busy knocking one out to Pokemon cards
>>215855488a couple of years ago i used to hang out with this neighbour lady who had a thing for me, but she had some pretty serious personality issueschronic lying and thatanyway she'd make me watch gogglebox with her, and talked all about the different people who we see reacting to stuffit was torture
>>215855506denmark
>>215855553could easily knock one out while clobbering your fat jowls
Anime runts are all nonces, that's not a revelation. Wanking to and spaffing on pokemon cards is a new one to me though.
>>215855570fuck off could you i'd be punching your teeth in like a spastic playing a piano
>>215855562Denmark still has colonial possessions (the Faroe Islands and Greenland) and doesn't use the euro.I want a country that has never cloned other lands and that has the euro as its only currency.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro
>>215855589
>>215855609and that France grants independence to all its overseas territories and then we'll talk.
Don't like it when Pierre gets angry
>>215855639won't hurt me one bit
>this is cardmong's next wank>it's £390
>>215855646I'm a yurasian supremacist.Won't take lip from darkies.
>>215855618I only accept European countries that have never had colonies.I also want countries that are loyal lapdogs of the European Union.https://www.quora.com/What-European-countries-never-had-colonieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_state_of_the_European_Union
>>215855695you don't even deserve spainstay where you are
just witnessed the fabled racisms outside of /b/
>>215855674getting more soon delivered hoping to pull it
This thread is dead as fuck. What's wrong with you cunts?
>>215855678We here at /brit/ stand against racism of all kindsNo room for racism
>>215855743might have something to do with it being 5am you spacker
>>215855555
>>215855760dont care
>>215855490A bit old for me
>>215855743got nowt to talk about
David Byrne is Irish diasporaAll of his wives have been brownish
>>215855798Same as it ever was.
>>215855798Mad how he is literally right about the Irish diaspora thing but everyone gets mad about how he says it
still don’t know what diaspora means
beddie byes for me
>>215855798 lucky bastard
>>215855798If you wouldn't plow that woman and COOM deep inside her hairy pussy, you are gay.
>>215855842expat community
>>215855823
>>215855854thought you preferred mens anuses pierre?
david byrne is scottish
>>215855859These Irish men are building lives with them and enriching them
>>215855871you wish i were, don't you
his china wife was in the film beetlejuiceshe made the big shoulder jacket he would wear
>>215855892Well there's a French regular here who posts about shagging mens arses
It took the darkest possible Swedish woman to pull half Irish Michael Fassbender away from black women
>>215855909Imagine how much money she skimmed off himIrishmen exist to financially reward non-white women
>>215855910must be one of the other ones
>>215855934huh?
Imagine the financial settlements each of his (non-white) ex-wives walked away withIrishmen exist to enrich non-white women
bought a shock collar
imagine trolling and spamming when it's explicitly against the rulescouldn't be me haha
https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH
>>215855397>only get 40-70 years of life as an adult>noooo you must work 80 hours a week and have zero enjoyment of life because that's what your ancestors did!!!!fuck off lady
>>215855996guy wrote it down too to check out later
>>215855997bushido demands it *plays ghost of tsushima once*
>>215856010>Crimson.... Victory.... by.... Cronem
>>215856010>>215855996>>215855977Damn. Heathermong isn't even attempting to cloak his presence in this thread, is he?
The work day should be 4 days. Friday should be a part of the weekend.
quitting things with ashley for taliyea, they're space gypsiesbut tali's different
I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.
have absolutely no idea what most of you are talking about half the timewho is heathermongwho is this man >>215855996
>>215856042four days in one?like the time cube?
>>215856047
literally every post up until emmayank's was like that one picture of the average /brit/ thread
>>215856032Buy Crimson Victory Eau De Toilette by The House Of Cronem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzOrmQ43MQPersona 3.One of the greatest video games of all time.
What race is Pat the NES Punk?
>>215856069Hell yeah fuck the Remake it didn't have the /soul/ of the PS2 original imho.
>>215856056Das rite
>>215856069played 4 and 5, loved them3 doesn't appeal to me
>>215856094the career
>>215856094do you ever get that feeling of déjà vu?
>>215856069Yea I'm thinking based
>>215856094ADHD is the most fake fucking normalfaggot "disorder" ever invented.Every single person I have met who says they have ADHD is literally just a normalfaggot. They live normalfaggot lives, do normalfaggot things, and they are treated as totally normal people by normalfaggots. But oh! They say they have "ADHD"! Therefore they are "neurodivergent"? No. Go fuck yourselves.As an autistic man, I fucking despise "ADHD" people and would be very glad to see them all herded into concentration camps and gassed.
>déjà vu
>>215856110>>215856094>>215854284 >>215854259any particular reason you make the exact same posts multiple times?
>>215856132>autistic If you ain't memorising whole telephone books in seconds like Rain Man then you're just as deluded as they are
should they sell mugs of lemsip in starbucks?
What ever happened to phonebooks I was using those
>no posts in 3 minutes/brit/ is deadpack it up, we had a good run.
>>215856226cellphones
"neurodivergence" isn't a real thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6P1l482msgI watch this and feel this is my destiny.Sacrifice.I will give my life for a cause far beyond me.
>>215856236dtfic levels of observational skills
>>215856237No, good guess though. It was actually smartphones.
>>215856185nobut you can get that honey fucking mint lemon tea
thousands of hymens about to endure violence
>>215856272yeah the thing is, you posted this at 2:30am todaynow you're posting it 3 hours latercan't have slept much... let me guess, day off work?
>>215856270cellphones weren't tied to an adress
>>215856249yeah it is
mad how black goons from thousand island dressing are ripping up english hymens tonight
>>215856252it's a waste to die in bed as you will die regardlessnew business idea: neo cockney rhyming slangfirst new word: 'danny' short for danny direexample: There's been a stabbing in Whitechapel and rhe situation is danny
>>215856294no, it isn't
>>215856272>>215856296boring, tired gimmick. zledy was better at it. get the national socialism infographics posted instead
>>215856296danny situation honestly
>>215856300I'm not going to die in bed.But it's coming, one way or another.Every single person in my life betrayed me. I've been maid out to be a fool.8 god damn years. Not a single second of them meaned anything.Something is going to happen. There is no way my life ends like this.
>>215856323i know i was agreeing with you, I think you'd like the book hagakure by yamato tsunetomo, some things in it raie my eyebrow but I agree with it on the mostpart
>I've been maid out to be a fool.
>>215856290Can't wait until I don't ever have kids and I can tell them about phonebooks and phonebooths and flip phones. That's going to be a FUCKING RIOT
>everybody hates me my life sucks i am going to kill myself>ok but have you read this book
>>215856344It's literally heatherpaedo. Minute after posting that he started cuckspammingThen he stopped cuckspamming to post that drivel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNXTxZVZ4UQDoes anyone else remember 2017?What a fucking phenomenal year.
>>215856344danny typo honestly the most comedic possible mispelling
>>215856348back then, we had to be home to phone peopleand we had to remember their phone numbers tooand we had to wait a week for the next episode of tv shows
nat back on twitterbracing for her next cancellation
>>215856376sonia to betabucks timmy after the khat-chewing goons grew tired of using her as a pumpdoll
Well thats my seven hours of sleepless agony done isn't it - writhing around in bed whimpering like a beat hound. Now for nine hours of toil, barely able to hold my head off the desk. P
>>215856403God she's hot af. I want to cum inside her
ok guess what1, 3, 5, 7, 91 + 3 = 44 + 5 = 99 + 7 = 1616 + 9 = 254 = 2 x 29 = 3 x 316 = 4 x 425 = 5 x 5
>>215856428Ah mate awfully danny that x
>>215856428ktim except I'll sleep in the day
>>215856445I have no reason to live and I fantasise about different methods of killing myself, but I just can't make myself do it
>>215856428danny situation that
>>215856450>>215856462And I'm only twenty eight. I'll retire at fifty five most likely, but what then? What then?
starting to doubt everything i see and hear
>>215856459live for others then, make them happy cause if you can't make yourself happy then that's the next best thing
>>215856459I don't fantasise about killing myself.I do fantasise about killing people who annoy me.
>>215856501sounds like you're in danny straights
>>215856491and why is that?
>>215856510I do not know what either of those words mean.
>>215856486Then you'll be able to sleep in during the day
playing mass effect 3there's a french guy from lyon talking with a batariani take offense
>>215856515yeah it's neo-cockney rhyming slang so it's fair that you don't know it
>>215856515danny is short for danny dire
>>215856540I'm more cockney than you, cunt.100% of my ancestry comes from the south side of the River Thames.
I'm a neet who hasn't had to wake up early since my school daysJust as well since I'm NOT a morning person
Is it finally over
>>215856559Odd that since you didn't know danny means dire because it's short for danny dyer, every proper modern cockney knows that, they're all saying it
>>215856571I mean, I have been warning you about this for the past 4 fucking years.You did not listen to me. Now you pay the consequences.
old people, eh? what are they like.
>>215856511it feels as though my senses are lying to me. recently, i discovered something unpleasant about myself. the reason i do the things i do is because without them, i'd be crushed by this feeling of utter hopelessness. i feel like i do things just to feel alive and not be alive.
>>215856597>Now you pay the consequenceswhy are you such a faggot
>>215856599lol based
was plotting a wank but didn't get around to do it
>>215856617Might be cause you use the nonce botnet
Blustery day.
bought a mop and some wine
Do women who tried unsuccessfully for years to get pregnant and had to go through rounds of ivf before finally getting pregnant get post-natal depression?
>>215856597reminder that you're still incorrect about everything you have said for the past four years
>>215856686dunno, why are you asking me
genuinely going a bit mentalnot thinking right anymore
>>215856691I'm not incorrect about anything.I am the fucking prophet. Every single thing I predicted for the past half-decade has come true.The Online Safety Act, yes, I predicted that. The calamity of the Labour Government, yes, I predicted that. The ruination of the internet because of AI slop, yes, I predicted that.It's not my fault that none of you wanted to listen to my warnings.
>>215856686My parents had me so they get upgraded from a council flat to a council house, and she had post partum psychosis
>>215856710if you're correct why are we both still posting on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPJXgo3s06s
>>215856707why's that
>>215856686post partum they call itwhen i was a wee lad we had two sister, the older one adopted, a philippina i think and a little blonde and blue eyed little lassparents couldn't make one so they adoptedand then they got pregnantmind over matterpsychology is a freak science
>>215856710wow you're like the jesus of the virginous spazzes
>>215856710You know, Quasimodo predicted all this
>>215856724oh fuck lol
showertoil looms
Welcome to the Karma HotelLooks like Heaven but could be HellWhere pleasant screams transform to yellsAnd every suite casts its own spell
>>215856783>October 7UMM UMM JANNY JANNY
Yknow, I really fucking hate all of you.This thread has ruined my life for the past 4 years.And before that, Exeter ruined my life.I want all of you to die and be massacred.Fucking pieces of shit. You all deliberately set out to make my life worse.Just go fucking die. Just go fucking get cancer. You're all repugnant pieces of shit. Die.
>>215856801*Kisses you*
>>215856737Did they bin off the buy ins when the miracle baby was born?
need carol kirkwood to wake me up with a handjob and a weather forecast
As I near the age my parents got married and had me I grow even angrier at them for doing so. Thought I was meant to regret this hatred after they die? Redditisms regarding the sanctity of the parent-child relationship are delusional
>>215856833course notthey didn't expect the miracle oneit was a happy addition, they were friends with my little sisterjust goes to show you how biology and psychology are tied
very farty from last night's tofu and beanshope it passes before i'm at the office
>>215856864Thats beautiful. God bless your famille
can smell the cat and she's not even in the room with me
My rage at the fact I never got to experience the love and trust of a competent and affectionate parent is infinite. This world should be grateful I wish to be a good person
nigga think he an anime villain
nigga think he shipun taka hashimori
MENTAL how Ziedberg predicted all thisI thought "bellies full, balls empty" and "get them housed and fed" was a meme but here we are giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronem
>>215856801what did exeter do to you
<3
>>215856967It ruined me, son.It fucking ruined me. It destroyed my life.If I could go back in time to 11th September 2016... I wouldn't sit down in that van.I'd turn around and do something different with my life.
Get them washedGet them fedGet them housedGet them wanked off
>>215856907stinky bitch
>>215856976this is your world, today
>>215856980well tell us what happened
>>215856957heathermong having intrusive thoughts about black cocks mid meltdown bro is mindraped
Interesting
>>215857005do you like the old pictures better? when they were landscapes rather than drinks?
>>215856957you don't want skyscrapers in london?
>>215857009It's too much to put into words.But every single second I spent in Exeter was abject fucking hell. I didn't make a single friend. Not a single person really understood me.I didn't do anything wrong, and yet I was always treated as an outcast. I was always treated as a leper.Give me my hours again, and I'd march onto campus with a fucking Kalashnikov and I'd exact my vengeance.
Tekken met young Bambi at a fun fair in Wolverhampton
>>215856976nigga drinking lavender drank
>>215857046i literally went to exeter and didn't make any friends but you don't see me making a big fuss over it do you
>>215857047He explained to Bambi how he crossed the channel by small boat. She found that very brave and heroic.
>>215857040can you remind me of the landscape ones? I'm used to seeing the drinks
this general sure does have some fucking freaks doesn't it
>>215857087When did you go to Exeter though?I doubt you overlapped with me.2016-2020 were the most ungodly years in existence.Total fucking abject horror. I lived in Satanic torture for those 4 years. I'd rather be a fucking Prisoner of War in Vietnam than live the life of being an Exeter student circa '16-'20 again.
>giving up prime london real estate to the small boat cronemmmhmm das rite
>>215857119
>waahhh I didn't make any friends because I'm a weird socially awkward spaz so that means everyone deserves death
>>215857111you type like the fella whos on here round this time who talks about never having had sex and having no chance of it
Back from me classes. Feeling a faint glimmer of hope
>>215856976i asked if you were around in a previous thread because i wanted your drinks thank you for coming at last
>>215857138>>215857141You tell me what I did wrong. And I'll act on that information.Til I hear that, however, I live knowing that 110% of my life failures are because of a curse from the gods.
Bokkles for me tonight de lads.
>>215857102
just had 2 absolutely atrocious dreams woke up horrified and disgusted
im just a labubu
>>21585711121-24just went to campus and back to sit in my room and play gamesit was fine
>>215856976dude you always have lavender in these pics and bits of lavender inside the drink
>>215857168some danny dreams eh? go on though tell us what they were
>>215857183sometimes
>>215857168what happened champ
>>215857167thats nice tooif i had to pick one i'd say the drinks because they're more unique
>>215857161i wonder how old she was there. any emma experts know?
>>215857207I feel like ultimately there was more variation between the landscapes than between the drinks but I do like seeing the ingredients in the drinks change gradually across the seasons
>>215857119Really big fan of this gimmick, you've out done yourself here.
anyone ever have a creative idea on ket that they felt was from satan and so are apprehensive to use it despite it being probably the best one of the month?
>>215857153ok you're welcome
>>21585722115
new toothpaste tastes vileyuck!
>>215857228Yeah, I'm always looking to see what ingredients are in the drinks and I like the backgrounds too.
>>215857251Do you know what date the picture was taken?
>>215857241no but one time I felt that I met the devil while puking into a toilet after eating too much of a cannabis edible at knott's berry farm halloween hauntdidn't care for it personally
lil b was on a generational run around 2010 basically invented modern rap
>>215857167beautiful landscapes for the different seasons. need to see more of this
>>215857285No idea, it's during the filming of Half Blood Prince though
it will cost me £744 to buy my setup for Euro truck simulator can anyone lend me the money
me at the barbers steadfastly refusing to make small talk
>>215857259I've ordered some ginger syrup which should be arriving soon and I'm hoping to get some cinnamon on sunday so that will go in too for cozier autumn and winter feelings hopefully they taste good
>>215857326write to your MP
>>215857221Probably in between the 3rd and 4th movies.>>215857320Wrong
>>215857320>Filming for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince took place from September 24, 2007, to May 17, 2008If this was the case then she would have been 17 not 15
>>215857333he looks so relaxed
>>215857348>>215857362yh I meant Goblet of Fire, always get them mixed up
Rebuilding myself. Striving. Even with my infected armpit.
Ok everybody, time to get serious. How are we going to save the west, or whatever? Start spitballing NOW, give me your best ideas
>>215857180So you were there after me.My era was fucking brutal. If you couldn’t establish yourself as a desirable and respectable man in social situations, you’d be regarded as a leper and cast asideI fucking despise every single person who went to Exeter uni circa 2016-20
How do you know if a Thai Massage place offers a happy ending?
>>215857197details are rapidly fading but was staying in some sort of hostel or budget hotel with family and upon waking up these people came in and started doing a massacre and butchering everyone in the place with swords and axes and then it turned into some sort of squid game/saw sort of thing where i ended up having to saw off my own mums arm to live then i think eventually it turned into a mass shooting and i woke upthen went back to sleep and was for some reason rebuilding the hostel place and was then driving on the road and saw planes and helicopters crashing and falling out of the sky (the first girl i ever fancied showed up and asked for a lift at this point which was weird) then when i got there some fella with a gun rocked up and started shooting everyone and i ran down the road and escaped while listening to everyone screamingnow that i type this out thats stupid as shit
>>215857391umm
>>215857344I don’t have one
>>215857388who is "we"?
>>215857313I just don't want to post both because I feel like it will be too much and people will get annoyed
>>215857388The first thing we’re gonna do is give me money i will figure out the rest just give me your money
>>215857388The west? Not my concern. However, for us, we do:>state mandated wives>deport everyone I don't like>canzuk>4 day work week>more holidays>destory every piece of ugly architecture
>>215857417I was at Exeter when she was. Never encountered here tho
love fizzy water mebit like normal water with added decadence
>>215857411scarythose are the kind of dreams i have when i keep sleeping in and things get evil
>>215857439I could never get annoyed by either of them. They're both iconic and so nice to see on here.
don't have anything to do now but it's far too early to go to toil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4GrSKMzQg0Strapped with the tommy.
Just realised it's past 7amThe Belgian poster will be up soon to post his sponsors
pink pony club
>>215857463i woke up at 3.30am to piss and heard some lads outside likely up to no good. i was also on the booze last night. a recipe for disaster
This is what I did to my boss fr
How to get a muscle gf?
the oz menace has gone too far this time
but what if she doesn't ignore the 6th message
>>215857542How do you knock someone out like this?
>>215857583So basically you just punch them in the head yeah
>>215857509can show up for toil at 8 but i choose to wfh or roll in at 10
>>215857574inshallah he will be executed
>>215857574maximus boshius
>>215857574big john gluttony
usually when the belgian posts his sponsors he doesn't reply to any other postsi'm going to make the new with something he recognises using his meme to see if there's a reaction or if he uses some kind of bot to make his morning posts
>>215857583if their mouth is open hit them in the jaw, always keep your mouth closed in a fight
>>215857583guy sounds drunk in the video and took 2 clean punches to the jaw
>>215857596yeah but why did it work in this scenariomost of the time it doesn't knock out
>>215857648when are you going to kill yourself
tried to get into dow again but dropped out of boredom five minutes in award
>>215857388leave this place forever and become your best self
>>215857673what makes a clean punch? it is the power behind it or where it lands? where on the face should you aim if you want to knock out?
>>215857680another dtfic dogshit zinger cheer up me old china
we want hublot
>>215857542imagine getting knocked out by a lad wearing JUICY leggings
>>215857697Temple
>>215857697is altavista down
>>215857732we want hublot! give us our shell perks!
mother trucker dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
>"They kept staring and speaking in a different language and it felt like they were planning something," said the 22-year old actress, originally from Switzerland but now living in London.>She said at the end of the train journey the men started to follow them.
>We’re partnering with Yoti, a trusted, third-party identity verification provider, to give you a menu of options for how to securely verify your age. Starting early next year, age verification will be required for you to retain full access to social features on Xbox, such as voice or text communication and game invites. Until verification is completed, access to these features will be limited to friends only.Well that's just fucking brilliant they're going to start jailing teenage boys for using the n word on call of duty
They should go to jail for playing that shite
feel really bad about my arse being flat earlier and i still do
Ziedy won't believe it when he wakes up to see a Crimson Victory edition full of Shell perks
>>215857810Just buy a ID verified Xbox account simple
https://x.com/THRTNMO/status/1914086156699947477what dyu know about peeling an onion
>>215857830hank hill ass lookin mf frfr talkin bout that dang ol flat ass man
>>215857810> the n wordThis isn’t Reddit faggot
>>215857562go jim innit
>>215857850lol
>>215857850you've made me feel this big with that post: .
>>215857822>>215857822>>215857822
>>215857830
n n n negrossorry i can't do it
dont want to use that new
>>215857890there's a race that's been on my miiiind,all the tiiime,ne-ne-negros
the real>>215857927>>215857927>>215857927>>215857927
bro got raped in exeter
