big gay following edition
>>215878947Just did a really long fart.
>>215878947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKqj2Ih0piEgood edish
>>215878843don't panic it will be ok
Whats the point of toil if you arent making $100 per hour
Vex Manor
/brit/ meet up location
>>215878947>you fancy a bum?
cooooorrrr
>>215878992i dont want to go i look like shit
>>215878964using hitchen's razor on this, you provide no evidence of your long and stinky fart to my nostrils then I can just discard the claim
>>215879001He doesn't have to lift up too high to gain accessIn fact he doesn't need to lift up at all given his size
for me it was neg's urban sports
>>215879045ohhhshe on some wexit shit
>>215879049$10 million or a chance to wait that table?
just played a steam demo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M
>>215879027i'm sure you look lovely
Very funny how Graham Lineham was a lefty but then dipped his toe in with a bit of TERF and is now a full-on muslim-hating rorkeLost his career, wife and kids too haha
>>215879090Would love to give those convos a nice sniffing
my brother-in-law keeps slappig my niece's buttcheeks and I find it disturbingam i wrong?
if the UK had brexit and it ended up with less EU migrants and literal boatloads of Middle eastern and African migranrs what'd happen to western Canada if they do wexit cause they already sort of get that along with Indians
>>215879055Wish the bunny boiler would come up to me
>Watching The Hoobs to reminisce a bit>Get to this shit>https://youtu.be/zNRMrca1uzA?si=qo1baJBvCC7sbjVS&t=637I cannot describe the hooble-motions I am going through watching thisEven better, near the end of the episode, they visit some tiddypeeps eating watermelon, and it's a fucking black kid lmao
Wow
>>215879114I bet they smelled greatLike Crimon Victory by the House of Cronem
>>215879055couldn't do that now because of woke
Thinking of ways to sponge more money off a government that wants my ethnic erasure. Already get £400 standard UC, £560 PiP, full HB, zero tax and half price internetty. Was looking at ESA but think they just take that out of your UC. Will be kindly asking motherberg to ring about disability premiums next week (disability claimants who ring themselves get their applications thrown in the bin), shall be looking into bus pass and rail discount too. Government hates me so they can fund my neet lifestyle! lamoo.
Was it absolutely inevitable that after Brexit, immigration from brown countries would increase?
>>215879021int this Noel Gallagher's daughter?
>>215879162Oh no! Surely that is the end of the white race!
>>215879227according to sod's law I think so yeah
>>215879055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfD8pq6oZhw
>>215879174Never watched this, fuck off being up at 5am to catch it. Pisstake.
the blue one hates it when i post the M one
>>215879227under the tory-labour thousand year reich, yes. under a rational government acting in the interests of it's people, no.
gymtoil done so yeah there's that
>>215879021why does it say tokyo on her arm
>>215879223How do you splurge your money? It's hard not to go over the 6k savings limit for UC when you get UC, PIP and full HB
dey smell great like da coco butter dey rubbin on each other batons and battys xohh it steamy in dere xx
>>215879223Need to get yourself on Motability lad
Watching Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit at the 2003 Royal Rumble
>>215879027Where are you off to for the toil trip lad
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
>>215879223Based
>>215879313(near) oxford x
>>215879314me at the black hole getting annoyed that time and space is deforming around me but im unaffected
>>215879227yesthe country is dying the only way any politician can keep the line going up is importing more workers. people like this mong >>215879223 are the problem
>>215879281she competed in the tokyo olympics
>>215879339s
more of a yazoo boy myself
thinking about going for a little night walk (near) oxford
this idiot has been here spamming since 7.30am fucking kek, your dad must be the most disappointed man in his son on earth
Thats four mars bars and half a pack of digestives down the gobAlso some dark chocolate cos its healthy
wtf
>>215879392platform 4 toilets 5pm tomorrow.
what's the pointwhat's the fucking point in it all
Oh no they released rapelad
Have to sit for a wee because im bricked up for no reason
>>215879404wrongthere are white men with hapa offspring
>>215879392hello literal retard (near) oxford doesn't make sense in your sentencespacker
>>215879420In freedom lies clarityLoosen up a bit
off to /asean/ for a wank
>>215879440not sure that’s worse than this desu
Why did you go to school?
>>215879447you've done it now ladbest wear a buttplug to keep him out
>Have to sit for a wee
"bricked up" is such a shit term for having a stiffy
>>215879469
I poo standing up
>>215879480>>215879438sometimes do this for a treat
might get some backyard ballistics on then
>>215879339laughed>>215879440my dad would message oriental girls on facebook and flirt with them while my parents were still married so if I had hapa children he'd probably find it based
mad how i spent 10 years in the army acquiring skills that are non transferable to life post service, proper con really one way or another we all end up in an office
>>215879488didn't know you aussies said stiffybet yanks don't say that
>>215879469girl in the pink is communicating telepathically with girl in the jeans jacketshe's telling her what they'll gonna do to onyx 14 at breaktime
>>215879452I've got a hairline like the lass on the right but im "balding" according to this anti-white clownworld
>>215879542Calm down Liam Neeson
>>215879404Telling on yourself a little bit here mate x
this is jokes, the level of autism this must take are off the scale
>>215879568*slowly retreats into the bushes*
ok i will catch it !!
know this is a virginous question, but any man use hyprland?
Can't believe MrSmelly wrote down Connor's fragrance suggestion
>>215879566>mlp>ban evading>announcing a report>complaining about the moderation
>>215879566fucking nightmares
>>215879542still got more skills than I'll have working as a "business analyst"
>>215879566LOL get rekt minimod freqk
please dont say that word little purple horse :c
anyone here quit wanking? I want to just don’t know if it’s worth it
>>215879547Suppose the more culturally unique term is "cracking a fat"
>>215879615
>>215879615I'm also 4chan staff and 15 years oldkill this poster in real life>>215879609plant bombs in keir starmers car
>>215879570I’ve done a days work lad lol, I had a look on here this morning this loser is up going mental at 7.30 and 15 hours later he’s still going. I’m quite impressed desu he’s the single biggest loser I’ve ever seen
I'm catching it
>>215879632haven't done it in over a year, simply don't want to
>>215879632in what way is it not worth it
>>215879332used to live in Oxfordits a right shithole outside of the centre
>>215879542bet you’re a fat mong
>>215879641And how do you know he hasn’t done the same?
>>215879632It's only worth it if you're confident you can get a shag. If not then keep wanking or you'll have an incel melty
>>215879642thats a sheepuff
Have a nice evening /brit/
>>215879657Er.. you don’t get to wank anymore?
>>215879681Is he ok?
>>215879632Quitting's easy I've done it loads of times
>>215879642what specific pokemon game is this and what's your favourite pokemon game, never played anything other than pokemon go myself for a couple weeks
>>215879632yeah do it every now and then but what's the point I'm 33 years old and never had a shag not even once
Dulcinea sexarse
>>215879695For me? Pokemon HeartGoldAnd this is Legends Z-ANew onePirated it tho not paying
>>215879656Do you have sex>>215879657I mean like this >>215879674
thousand hymen dressing
Mental how I know for a FACT that tens of women (if not hundreds) have masturbated over my cock and begged me to worship it (probably a few bent men as well) yet I’ve never had sex - not even a single time!
>>215879542>early departure payments every month>fat pension waitingboth things the average office drone won't receive
>>215879673because I’m not a spastic, I know he’s a NEET freak
>>215879223>a government that wants my ethnic erasure.The "government" doesn't want anything else but making profit and oppressing. The state and the bosses don't want you dead. They don't want you alive. They want you functional and squeezable.
>>215879682Does she fuck blacks
timminem goose stepping and getting weird about itlil Ziedy sweating in the basement
>>215879714>I'm 33 years oldktim>never had a shag not even oncektinm
>>215879542these kind of skills?
>>215879717consider pokemon black 2 or pokemon white 2 last 2D games and arguably the best ones x
>>215879724tell us more
33 and shagged 80 women me
>>215879682pics like this make me think about how long the average girl spends on getting ready in the morningmust be an absolute age, cannot fathom how they have the energymy eyes are bloodshot from how tired I am for several hours in the morning and that's on a good nights sleep, literally feel like a zombie until midday
>>215879734If you’re talking about the Belgian he isn’t a NEET, he’s paid well by his sponsors to post here. And he has other hustles going on
80 and shagged 33 women me
>>215879624what does a "business analyst" do
>>215879756Well, I like them both and own them physically and they're great games but Pokemon Black and White 1 left a sour taste in my mouth cause I couldn't use my old Pokemon for a while
Ive personally shagged 81 women
>>215879778give it a rest
>>215879768thought you said you were going to bed
downloaded an emulator to play pokemon black but it was gay as fuck how can you play that if you're older than 12 years old
>>215879778aye he rents his arse, we know that
>>215879632cut down on wanking a lot when I moved outfeels grim doing it when you live with strangers. will probably wank like mad when I eventually live alone though
>>215879784why can't we liquidate both groups?
These are the people who want migrants to have an A-Level in English
>>215879808I’m in bed, not asleep yet however
>>215879755the majority of benders i came across were american, closely followed by australians
>>215879632You should quit eating first
>>215879788same but i respect the attempt at a soft reboot bw2 are heaps better than the first game in many ways
Doing a poo
>>215879826Believe they call this Bational Bocialism
Shieys music is fucking WANK Nigga needs to stick to train hopping and exploring abandoned nuclear bunkers
>>215879717looks fun honestly>>215879720no and don't even want to either
>>215879831they should drop the pretense that it's for this reason or that reason that they don't like immigrantsthey should just come out and say they don't like brown people full stop
Zack Polanski? That’s my favourite politician mate
>>215879826Need a bigger blender. License is in the post.
AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIME
Might take up trainhopping
>>215879866What do guys like him and David Cameron do all day now that they're no longer in politics?
What do they know of Europe?Who only Europe know?
wearing my new stripy white brown and orange autumnal jumper tomorrow :)
Come to the University of Leicester The best part of 10 grand a year for this
what do you lads think Bashar al Assad has been getting up to recently
ask me anything you want and I will answer truthfully (no dox)
Is a shag counted only when you cum inside?
>>215879786i basically just go into a project and ask questions about what the business needs and why and.... erm ....make documents that no one reads
Zac Polanski is a midwit by Jewish standards but a big brain to goyim brainlets
>>215879912Your fault for picking a joke course Retard
>>215879839yeah some of the designs are quite good on gen 5 pokemonpersonally favourite? ScraftyGot a mega
>>215879912One of these is not like the others
the very finest birds eye tempura chicken steaks have just entered the chamber to be fried by air
No I will not watch the Traitors or the Celebrity Traitors
>>215879912
>>215879927Are you on UC and PIP?
>>215879922it's been reported that he's playing vidya in moscow, the good ending honestly being a dictator must be a massive headache especially one in a state that's at war
>>215879929personally I think having sex with a condom isn’t really losing your virginity, your penis doesn’t touch the vagina.
>>215879912Elliot Roger famously a leader
>>215879922Shagging his wife ten times a day and performing surgeries on wealth Russians - good on him, he never wanted to rule Syria
>>215879786Asking copilot to do up pivot tables
>>215879912LMAOYou pay to be indoctrinated? To become stupider?
>>215879877get nato leftget gaza sortedget the breasts enlargedget the sexes changedforget the green policies
'bout to spark up
>>215879907
who's nathanwho's connor
>>215879935Genuinely don’t care mate. He’s my GOAT
>>215879946i like chandelure and scolipede :-)
lulz
>>215879966No I’m in full time employment
99% of people saying they have autism don't have itIf you're not memorising whole telephone books in minutes like Kim Peek then you don't have autism
>>215879947Only one can claim to be a supreme gentleman
>>215879959Thai nuggies? Excellent choice sir.
>>215879976what if you had sex with a grown mans arse raw at 16 because you were bicurious then never had your willy in anything since?
>>215879912It's Elliott with two ts and Rodger with a d
>>215879784>AI flags
what do you lot do for work
>>215880010Why would I memorise a list of everyone your mum has had sex with?
>>215880007Not that I care about trannies but this is extremely bizarre behaviour
>>215880024your virginity grows back if your willard goes unused for two years
>>215880037software engineer
>>215880037officially or reality?
>>215880037watch tv
>>215880024Penis in bum isn’t sex is it, it’s putting a penis in your bum, could well be a gearstick or any other object. Still a virgin.
>>215879760Not really much to tell other than I love showing my cock off on the internet and have cammed with multiple women, plus I have a reddit account and a free onlyfans where I post my cock and lots of women have messaged me saying they flick their beans over my pics and videos. Shame I’m too much of a sperg to have anything with them, and most of them are foreigners anyway
>>215880037doss about as an analyst
>>215879963the normdrones at toil love their traitors and their married at first sight
>>215880037work for the FBI(female body inspector)HAHAHA
>>215880037i'm a professional rapist
>>215880037I wank horses
tried out my halloween costume. think it came together pretty well
I'll never feel secure in my masculinity because I never confronted my father. If I were a man, I would have beaten him half to death once I reached adulthood. My chance at redemption died with him.
>>215880037meek worm
>>215880037if i told you then i'd have to kill you
Nottingham University
>>215880037wfh spreadsheet chad
>>215880048It's why the chans don't belong outside of the internet.
>>215880065you must have a big dick to be so confident showing it off. how big is it?
>>215880044Crushed that cunt in a cartoonishly oversized vice
my cool wine aunt has a new fellahe is blackand has a sexy half cast daughter
>>215880037Min wage office role at a temping agency
>>215880079Corrr
>>215880084what did he do that was so bad that made you want to beat him half to death?
>>215880110Yeah I have a very aesthetic willy, 9 inches and 7 inches thick (genuinely). It was balanced out by me being an autistic manlet
>>215880037Primary school teacher
>>215880122Sounds really grim
>bbbut he’s JewishNot bother bud>bbbut he used to be a hypnotist!Okay? Don’t care >bbbut his parents changed his name as a kid and when he was 18 he changed it back to his real name!Right? Can tell the reform gammons are threatened by my goat
>>215880148have you ever used it cos that would destroy a fanny
>>215880007sad
>>215880100me
my cool wine aunt and my sister still pop over to mine a few times a week
>>215880148Wow that's impressiveHow big are your loads?And how short are you?
Washington has great wages but a dilapidated trailer in 200 million dollars
>>215880079I am scared stiff!
I’d be scared of blood loss to the brain if I got a boner with a 9x7 penis wtf is that
stop being gay
>>215880173what degree is this
>>215880162He's got negative canthal tilt, nasolabial folds and a Norwood 3 Vertex.
>>215880201Minecraft ah ah penis
do you remember having a big dick even as a young un? did your parents ever comment?
>>215880194This is why I can’t quit wanking
>>215880203never !! >:333
>>215880194>>215880079would burn a cross with her
>>215880146Beat me, psychologically tortured me, went out of his way to humiliate me in front of my peers, threatened to kill me in my sleep regularly from an early age, forced me to stay silent about how he treated me to the rest of our family, made it clear he didnt love me and that my childhood home wasn't my home, I was a guest and once I turned eighteen drove me out
its my birthday getting drunk alone very sad
>>215880215Doesn't matter because he's JewishAnd gay
It's a g-g-g-girl!
love love LOVE 7%+ beers
>>215879178Nemora tier aura
>>215880224Remember when i was like 11 my dick was stinging and i told my mum so she told my dad to look at it and he said he didn’t want to so i just cried in my bed alone because of the pain
>>215880241grow up
>>215880037just boring admin with a load of women
>>215880249should have shagged a prostitute. thats what i did for my birthdays in my 20s.
>>215880241He's done you
>>215880084Tragic.I'm a big dude, but I still think I could be manlier or at least more secure and self-assured. Probably doesn't help that I've torqued my stepdad's shoulder out of joint because he took a swing at me, but I can't convince a single fat dude to have sex with me.
>>215880241How badly did he beat you?Sounds as if he was just playing a hard-man role that he learned somewhere. A lot of lower-class boomers did this.
Imagine being some Stone Age savage throwing spears at the next tribe to get their collection of seashells and then this behemoth parks itself next in the sea next to your mud hut settlement. Your descendants would keep going on about colonialism and reparations but you lost fair and square
>>215880241are you sure he was your dad or did your mum have an affair that spawned you
>>215880148how old were you when you first wanked it?
>>215880285New dtfic lore drop
wish i could've been a white south african during apartheid
playing rematch really badly and getting bullied and mocked by my teammates for my lack of skill and horrible kitit's like being back in PE at school
>>215880269Why was your dick stinging? Are you 9-inch lad?
>>215879045Do the mambo jive
>>215880241chin up me old china you could always kill men who are like him, certain serial killers are like that, kill women who were sort of like mummy and they hated mummy from the abuse
>>215880325Can’t really remember. Years later I realised I had phimosis so it could be connected to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPkLUOfugjo
nth for the gyaldem
>>215880324*pantses you*
>>215880293Bunch of coastal locations around me that are named after first contact conflicts
>>215880293The worst thing is that it’s not even some crazy tech using rare earth metals you haven’t yet discovered. It’s made of the same trees you see every day
ENOUGHJust post the 9 inch dick and let us decide
the only nuclear reactor in south africa now being managed by africans doesn't seem very sensible
>>215880293if a ship like that full of sailors pulled up to your stinking incel abode they'd pop you and your dad upside down in a barrel of swill and rape your mum
dont trust people who served in the military me, how do you know they didn't kill someone and if they did it once they could do it again no don't like that at all veterans need locking in asylums simple as
>>215880290He was a diagnosed psychopath. Slapping, ear twisting, dragging me by my ears, kicking and shoving>>215880295100%, I look just like him
>>215880374could be a good time
>>215880356
>>215880386I’m sorry for you lad, yeah you needed to batter him once you matched him physically. At least you know it, you’re gonna be alright
X (former twitter) not happy about the minorities being voted out on traitors
>>215880361It's not as simple as making a Man'O'War on a crafting table in Minecraft thoughAnd trees were an equivalent strategic resource to what rare earths are now
>>215880100Where do you get these?
>>215880293would set fire to it
>>215880374who else would manage it
>>215880421dont watch the zogbox mate
>>215880341My childhood would not be out of place in the early life section of a serial killers Wikipedia page
>>215880285Well lad you could definitely be manlier
>>215880435Could be worse you could have been raped
>>215880037Fork lift driver
>>215880351Grafted hotel hymn
>>215880470I was molested but it was by a fellow child, she was two or three years older than me
a thousand horrid curses upon the wicked wicked gyaldem
wicked mentioned
>>215880500>shewhy are you complaining?
>>215880351can't look at her the same way
Billionaires on megayachts don't rag their notability BMWs up and down my road all hours of the day and night, let their feral children run wild on public transport or take over the highstreet with their grim butchers, barber shops and phone shops so I'll take them any day of the week
>>215880361Not all english sat down and just decided to build big ships to express their collective creativity. Many peoples were seafaring in crafts that reflected their social context. Western colonial powers developes warships and killing technology in general (their only real technological output) because they were antagonising each other on who could steal first and keep the loot.
gyaldem? i filled 'em
Ohh a piece of candy
>>215880518When we were caught I got the blame and was chastised and humiliated by her father and my father. If that hadnt happened I'd have been fine. I was five.
>>215880435spill the tea sis
cock just filled with blood
>>215879566>>215879243End your life
sipping on an out of date cuppa soupits okay but I think I've convinced myself it tastes weird
>>215880560leave me alone
uh oh
DTFIC james webb space melty
>>215880535This could be me with a harem of fat lads in Chelmsford right now, but no, toilsborough had to hold on for one last month to scrape the copper out of the walls before a complete collapse.
i have a long foreskin
>>215880560relax
>>215880615>>215880615>>215880615
>>215880577sphagettios
>>215880577sent the runts FLYING
>>215880601chelmo mentioned
