distraction edition
1st for poo
nappynonce in?
first for bum
atb soon
still can't believe uncle ted died 2 years ago
poo smellsbums smellwhy do you enjoy the stench of recycled food?
https://i.4cdn.org/x/1760562440762856.jpg/x/ is a dark and terrifying place
>>215880672Lol
>>215880672rorke turning a blind eye to this one
ah
>>215880672want to batter you for sending that
eating a packet of seabrook and there's fuck all flavour to themreally disappointed by this
>>215880672imagine being mogged by your own poo
Daiichi Ruby Granger
Not sure if I should click that
>>215880700what flavour are they meant to be?
>>215880721it's a lad holding a poo next to his erect cock
>>215880730cheese and onion
215880668I'm coming for some Chelmotherapy next month while I figure some shit out. Might see if I can get my paperwork in order and just "move home".
>>215880735forgot that he has extreme phimo
>>215880672cock and poo mogs me
>>215880748ayet they're shite. Spring onion ones are decent
>>215880712whats the real?the puppy looked superimposed so I kept watching thinking it was like the roller dog
How many servings of fruit and veggies do you get per day?
mad how them on north sentinel island are just left to exist happily and aren't forced to toil like the rest of us. how is that fair they should open a call centre there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu8sopT__Nw
RAIN3OW STAR (LOVE IS ALL)
>>215880778they need to be immigrated hereit's the right thing to do
>>215880783kys
>>2158807730
>>215880783
been here for ages and i still don't know what cronem means
man I’m so happy when me and my gf are cuddled up in bed, best feeling going
>>215880773couple packs of crisps and a fruit winder
>>215880800kys gingerpaedo
>>215880735
ah the rap i was thinking about days ago when we were talking about jacob rees mog was just recommended to me randomly on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fheLTRiSfr0
>>215880773fuck off ipsos mori
>>215880812
more pokemon cards on the way
>>215880845don't
>Can I ask
>>215880867who are you even quoting no one said that
won't lie to you lads, just need a woman who will treat me like a toddler just need a strong woman to take command of things
Anyone got any horror movie recs that are actually a bit scary?
get the fitties posted
>>215880876skibidi zutt
>>215880892OK Ranjeet
KWAB
>>215880906yeah
>>215880906just turn on the news
>>215880920Will you post them for me?
do machines dream of electric sheep?
>>215880906Just look in the mirror
>>215880906>horror movies>scarylmao grow up
can't believe the only reason I'm here os because upon moving to spain when i was 13 some guy next to me in maths class had kek written on his pencilcase and i asked what it meant and he introduced me to this site, most damaging question I've ever asked in my life poor 13 year old me
>>215880948ermi have that's why I don't find them scary and I'm looking to be scared
>Atheists when they accidently click on straight porn
>>215880970try looking in a mirror
>>215880959I'm here cause I got groomed by a weird woman who used 4chan and used to send me weird porn off efukt12 years ago! Ridiculous!
>>215880783mmhmm as it shud be>>215880878damn dats a heinousdem
>>215880977ktim when i click on futa hentai and it turns out to just be shemale
>>215880906The Witch is great. Not sure it's scary but great atmosphere and quite intense.
>>215880992FONT
>>215880985pooniggerscream
>>215880937LOL no mercy luh katy screamin legs wrapped tight round cronem's waist
Anyone see a face when they look at the bus seat pattern.
>>215880970i don't find them scary anymore therefore most of them are boring, some have a good story though like the shining so I like those, I actually liked the film Mama too it interested me, both the american and japanese version of the ring is good too you should give those a watch
>>215880935Horrors don't really scare me. I watched some pretentious art house film which was quite weird and gave me "bad vibes", recently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1SkNS7vsEg
>>215881012being groomed is not normienormies have normal relationshipsbe nice
>>215880906Scully’s Philippino Experiment
https://youtu.be/-fMkyL1q0eU?si=yZQKGXyvhv6TxZVOtonights entertainment has been sorted
up to combat level 20 in OSRS lads
my feet proper stink
New Bigham's just droppedCharlie's done it again
>>215880959Are you 25?
SUDONESE NUTS HAHA!!!
>>215880843>cronem is a combination of crip and cronemstupid clanker
Is this a cronem?
>>215881115Odd question
>>215880845Just buy my sealed Dark Charmeleon I got in a packet of cheese in 2000
>>21588111522 me, why did you ask that
>>215881138Kek emerged as a meme in [s4s] in 2013
just sent an email to the online store cancelling an order and asking for a refund because they delayed a product release that was supposed to happen in october back to februaryhopefully it all goes well xoxo
the read
mad that he'll be back in less than 5 minutes because some retard posted the nonce botnet
*ting ting*fly my bruddas
thinking about Greekettes
abysmal thread
>>215881209For me, it's the woke Penguin edition
>>215881230Do you mean wirhout end?
the chase is gay there I said it
takes the bloody piss it does
>>215881245
>>215881256yeah it's fab
we at /brit/ love the taste of lemsipit's the most underrated hot beverage in the world if you ask us
>[Deleted]What was it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fLB6DJ22TcQHOWLING
>>215881280
>>215881277
R.I.P Countryliner
>>215881300load of ziedbelg's posts
>>215881299Corr that and Calpol. Wish I were unwell just so I could take it
£5 Pints, forever
>>215881301kek cracking up over that
protect are women n that init
>>215881301hooting
>>215881363Never been to FavershamJust one of those places you hear of but never go to
>>215881327>calpol>hotwhat?
>>215881365fucking dire troon that one
>>215881337That really rustled his Jackies.
>>215881384I know it's not hot, but it's tasty medicine
my auntie told me to get on plenty of fish
>>215881398don't you mean danny?
>>215881365fucking hell that ozempics good isn't it
>>215881398she is extremely fit have wanked to her many times
>>215881337dogberg furioushe on a diet
>>215880992How is ya mam?
if you don't like our flag them fu*k off you cun*
>>215881381Don’t go they have muslamic ray guns there
>>215881363what's so divisive about your country's flag
on my sissy hypno grindset
>>215881398you would fuck it if you were locked in a prison cell together
>>215880768its not real, its entirely AI
Drinking French wine but I'm not gay
>>215881484anon finally its youhow you doing there sausage
>>215881005whats the difference
>>215881398yeah spammer never posts any of the top tier ones
pumpkin webm
>>215881489ᵤₘ
>>215881494fuck i love cum
>>215881519what are you banging on about now hm
neighbours dog keeps shitting all over the shared carparkfeel like stepping in it on purpose to make a point
>>215881464Gammons who’ve never cared about the flag their entire life suddenly started flying them and painting them everywhere to intimidate non English people
>>215881494that garlic breed is burnt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MXhYpmRlqQ
>>215881492well ones gay and ones not
>>215881464We have lots of shitskins and lefty middle class retards who hate us
>>215881534>Seething pajeet
>>215881522BAWS
Carly Rae Jepsen has not posted in weeks even though her new album "Emotion 10th Anniversary Edition" is out tomorrow “oopsie I forgot” she said
>>215881534>Gammons who’ve never cared about the flagwtf try again spaintwatdire bait lmao
>>215881581He's been here all day in a foul mood because his stupid Charlie Bingham gimmick didn't catch on
>>215881570It's the early onset Alzheimers
Fly/ paint an England flag somewhere in your town.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760498100488709.mp4 leftypol singing
>>215881606Folk would rub shite on it
>>215881602>because his stupid Charlie Bingham gimmick didn't catch onGod that shite was dire. He's such an unfunny twat without an ounce of wit
Genuinely don't understand what rattles you all so much about the bigham postingIt's a bit unfunny but it's literally just a bloke posting food
Member when we hated the polish and told them to stop stealing our jobsLook who is laughing now
>>215881625Give it a rest Adam obviously it wasn't funny.
>>215881625You don't get it, everything must point back to spaino, the new 190
>>215881570imagine that mic was a massive bbc she was going to suck on instead then fuck her until she forgets her name
>>215881630Rorke got egg on his face now
*melts into the undergrowth as spaincunt takes the flak for my hugely successful bighams gimmique*
>>215881558White and not seething>>215881581What’s the bait. Oh you’re trying to tell me painting every roundabout with the St George flag is just something that’s always been done
>>215881625it's funny because it rattles the cage of several different kinds of autistic retard
lmao this is probably the same paki retard who complained because the flags were 'low quality polyester' or some shite
>>215881570Carly Rae Jepsen once DMed me and asked me to send her google gift cards
>>215881664Yawn
there is nothing gay about liking a good looking cock
>>215881625the autism spectrum runs rampant on /brit/
get your fuckin willy out for the ira
>>215881702Get some sleep bud
Niggawank
me when she goes balls deep with her gock
>>215881693no, that's menot a paki and low quality flags just look like shitglad to see you're still rattled because I dunked on your £5 flag
>>215881630Reckon Brits should be able to move to any country with large immigrants either now or during EU membership. It makes sense we shouldn't be able to live in Spain, but why not Poland? Let us bask in your economic upturn, Polacks
>>215881703big thick cocks are actually incredibly feminine bountiful, floppy, soft, and then quivering, alluring, glistening and roundin a way loving cocks is a straight thing
>>215881543how so
>>215881751Loool I knew it was the samepakiCan smell your rancid curry breath through the screen
Anyone who is 'intimidated' by the sight of a British or english flag flying should fuck off and leave. Enough said.
>>215881761
there is nothing straight about being gay you fucking queers
>>215881771just said I wasn't either, didn't I?
>>215881421>she
not terribly impressed by this GPT thing the younglings are going crazy about
>>215881751Was actually cheaper than £5
>>215881767well ones a bloke the others a woman with a willy
Hang all pakis
>>215881779you can see his cock practically
>>215881680I did find it funny but I didn't want him to start saying it was me posting it, but he did anyway.Anyway I got psyoped into buying the tikka and it was poo so
>>215881608lovely vibrato leftypol
zack Polanski? That’s my goat you’re talking about
>>215881761nothing better when they are glistening
>>215881816This sight makes Londonpaki seethe uncontrollably.
aff tae bed back sunday night xx
>>215881703>>215881761is this like a gay joke or do gays actually think like thisis it because they associate being gay with badness so much from back in school that theyve convinced themselves that theyre not gay despite sucking cock?
all this talk of cocks has me peckish
i mean saturday night xx
>>215881829Give it a rest spaki ffs.
my flag doesn't look shite does it lads?
>>215881809The lads
Had more suicidal thoughts than usual today. Not like proper ones but just like fucking hell I'd love to be under the wheels of that bus right now, I wonder what people would say about me if I killed myself in a violent way
>>215881869Iron it to remove the creases
>>215881809
>>215881852I am 100% serious and also 100% completely straight
>>215881837remember at school in london some paki who lived near me would run up to me if he saw me walking to school and he was mentally disabled and had some weird skin condition so his head was always shaved with od patches on it and it'd ruin my zombified morning walk to school, now I know how prevelant inbreeding os within the pakistani community so wouldn't suprise me if his parents were cousins
>>215881882poggers
>>215881868Schizophrenic
>>215881887ay this nigga is dodging taxes
>>215881882same here matehorrible daymaybe it's the approach of winter
does london paki still post hereor LOLpaki?
>>215881888what even is being straight if it cant be defined by not wanting to suck cock?
>>215881906gotcha Adam ;)
>>215881877It missed Gordon Brown
>>215881917what if i like willies but not the male form entirely?
>>215881917being straight means being masculine and loving feminine things like big tits and big round bollocks and thick arses and shapely knobs and so on and so forth
>>215881917I do want to suck cock, but no handsome fat lads want me to, so I am not allowed to be gay.
>>215881852bothgays are often in the closet until their 30s and attracted to straight friends hence the whole straight-but-not-straight roleplay is attractive
we posting flags?
>>215881942I despise this more than most other things
just suck the knobs rorke for fuck sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4lPUtoNwE&list=RDef4lPUtoNwE&start_radio=1tuneage
>>215880615Anyone go to normal working class school in the 90s and have a period where everyone got mad on Parker fountain pens?
i see the shit stabbers are gaslighting againthese are the same niggas who took the "no homo" joke too seriously and turned themselves into faggots
>>215882001got one on my wall but I shan't be posting it
>>215882008no went to private school me
I'm sick of being accused of being gay because I think that cocks look aesthetically pleasing.
>>215882026tarq cunt
>>215882016the whole "shit stabber" thing doesn't really work nowadays given that straights love anal now
>>215881914Literally pay zero tax(Literally earn zero pounds)
Get the flag in
>>215882001*rancid curry stinking paki voice*ummm akshually the polyester lines on that are too creased, therefore it's cringe
Anna Knight needs to sit on my face
>>215882005Where you been mikey? Word on the street was you got gay porn popped
>>215882063rattled freakhere's my st. george's cross that didn't cost a quid from ebay
>>215882061do you identify as celtic
>>215882088Can see your Warhammer figurines on your desk you utter gaylord.
>>215882001Iron it to remove the creases.
>>215882040
>>215882088Looks shit and cringe mate
>>215882107Done him there tbf
one of my favourite fantasies is that i work at a wank factory and my job is to wait for huge footlong knobs to poke through a hole in the ceiling so I can hook them up to wanking devices and then sometimes I get a stubborn one that I have to put some elbow grease into
>>215882107don't know how to play just like painting them>>215882125Can't help but notice you haven't posted yours
>>215882008Remember when the Guernsey WHSmith first stocked Parker pens. It was a big day for the lads
>>215882107
>>215882086https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q
>>215882040that's not gay though, you can find a building like the houses of parliament or the duomo in florence attractive, doesn't mean you want to stick your cock in them though
>>215882107That's him done then
>>215882133Mines is that im living some other life with a mother with a fat cock and we sneak away from a family event to our masturbation stations in a secluded hut far on the property and have a wank battle.
>>215882096Nah Welsh >>215882142Literally have m8
my farts are really, really bad today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6FwA7uAfw&list=RD5K6FwA7uAfw&start_radio=1
need a video game to play
Adam now LARPing as fake mikey because he's in a foul mood
Got a bit of burzum on before bed
>>215882181>welshlaffin
>>215882161If you wouldn't fuck the dome, you're 100% gay.
>Nah Welsh
>>215882188baldurs gate 3 tranny edition
>>215882213Why’s that
yhe binble
Anyone else here own a sword
You wouldn't fuck a building.
dinner time with rorke :)
>>215882231
>>215882045nah we were working class but I got a scholarship since I was a genius
>he was rattled this whole time because he has a shite rayon flagFucking howling
>>215882088stunning
>>215881964but bollocks and knobs are inherently masculine things, because theyre only on men. can you see why somebody might think you're self-deluding?>>215881946you're bisexual at least. straight men don't like cock. that's completely inherent to straightness and in fact the sole component
>>215882161Mad logic
>>215882201https://voca.ro/1cku6aI3d4Jq
>>215882232>pol*scared bradders hiding behind desk.png*
>>215882232yeah well not real swords but for fencing
I can appreciate a man's attractive facial features without being gayI can appreciate a man's muscular frame without being gayI can appreciate a man's aesthetic penis without being gay
>>215882144mental. Now look them up. £50
>>215882270it's sound though, you can think a 25 year old arnold schwarzenigger is a good looking bloke doesn't make you gay though it's just thinking certain things are aesthetically pleasing, ergo finding knobs aesthetically pleasing isn't gay unless they make you randy
>>215882268>you're bisexual at least.i dunno trannards dont do it for me either
can’t believe the person who was talking shit about my flag is actually some fucking little geek who paints action figures would smash his fucking head into the wall if I saw him
just done a poo finally after some constipationtasted great too
A man takes a woman home and asks for the sexual position known as 'a 69' and she's Chinese and she says 'I not cook beef and bloccori at this time of night!!' and he says 'no I mean to lick your genitals while you suck my genitals' then they did that act.
recognising the visual appeal of a cock does not mean I want to put it in my mouth and/or anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRfITydVZ7A
>>215882244did he just blast me with piss
gay boy desperately trying to prove to himself he isn't gaymany such cases
>>215882291Keep goinAt some point you'll be rearranging his foreskin after a piss without being gay
It's not my fault they are sexy
>>215882305ooo you'm hard
I hate faggots.
not gay myself so only like the occasion feminine woman's penis
>>215882312more like Rhiannoff, get it? me neither.
>>215882305sorry 'ard
>>215882313did they get married
>>215882339self loathing twat
sick and tired of pretending they aren't sexy
>>215882305you wouldn't find him because he'd be too busy painting his dolls in his bedroom>>215882339ihatefags.comgodhatesfags.com
My high capacity bladder and long johnson make for an excellent fie hose/ melee weapon.
>>215882348>>215882338go get the action figures painted boys
Not straight but I sometimes wank to straight porn and women squirting on big dildos
>>215882315Sure I get ya. I don't want to do either of those but I would like to use my hands on one if it's nice enough.
>>215882377Quality build
>>215882367what, horses?
>>215882378i've got some sheep you can paint with you spunk if you want big man
>>215882334I can appreciate the physical display of two men having sex with each other without being gay
If a cutie with a booty want to shake that assIt shouldn't be illegal to watch jus wat im sayin
>>215882380if you like women riding dildos you like women riding cocks and if you like cocks then your a big gay
>>215882377quality naan bread filling
>>215882232yeame great-grandfather accepted a few surrenders with swords and sidearms... a few kids with a few kids and a few more kids each later, and we all got a walther and a bayonet for our 16ths.
>>215882397oh no I’ve been done he called me a sheepshagger
>>215882412you really got rattled by that didn't you
Blumpfs done nothing to address the rising cost of tendies
I'm not gay. I only like men with soft features, wide hips, thick thighs and fat asses.
>can’t believe the person who was talking shit about my flag is actually some fucking little geek who paints action figures would smash his fucking head into the wall if I saw him
>>215882471>>215882471>>215882471
>>215882447rattled your mums arsehole last night mate
if you think about trannies are actually ultra straight, they're so not gay that they chop their knob off and install a faux vaginer in its sted and it turns them. also I just realized do people who went through a sex operation can no longer can have an orgasm? explains why the suicide rates are high
>>215882458Sounds like tyranny to me. You know what you have to do.
>>215882297I reckon there's a lot of expensive high end versions and then a lot of broad market appealing pens aimed at self employed builders trying to impress 90 year olds
>>215882479weak
