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defend yourself at all times
Finally watched Spiderverse, I enjoyed it. Might watch the second one tomorrow
People were posting a lot of really sick shit last threadLet's try and keep it comfy chill vibes this thread
downloaded the man they called a monster but it only has one actual story
I'll figure it out tomorrow. I can't be bothered with this shit right now. I'm just going to watch a movie and go to bed.
no wonder Jason is such a big fan of him
Just found out skewango
what's my name
>>215887017>>215887017GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN
>>215887017hell yeah, based and wholesome post
nice pants
sybau there's no such thing as soup season
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/13lsd17/26f_discovered_boyfriends27m_secret_tiktok/
>>215887073poor guy
you just gave me the ick
>>215887086man sluts need to be executed, no different than woman sluts
I’m wearing one of those basketball player headbands. Honestly pretty cool. Let’s all have gay sex together right now,
ermmmm sweatyyy!!!!
women are allowed to have sex with people other than you y'know
>>215886998*keeps my hands down and eats hits to the face*Fuck you gon do bout it
rather displeased that I have to fast the next 60 hours
On Monday I was publicly complimented by 4 women in one day. I think that might be a personal record. But they all thought I was gay
>>215887137we take those, chat
>>215887088Yes they are stupid. Outrageous laws to exclude people that would take better care of them. Best to just do it anyways and ignore the laws and the falcon clubs or whatever
>>215887122Any case law that supports this claim?
>>215887137I remember a group of my female coworkers were huddled together, and one of them approached me and said, "If one of the guys here were to be trans, the most likely one would be you." I have no idea how I should feel about that.
Touch gloves if you’d like
what if we touched tips bros
kek this nigga voted 'most likely to be trans' lmaoo
>>215887185I would probably moan really loud
>>215887168>If one of the guys here were to be trans, the most likely one would be youbrutal
>>215887168you should feel like a bitch at first and later come to the realization that the conversation they were having is braindead and childish and that their opinions are therefore not to be respected
>>215887168try to get them all fired. say that they were squinting with their fingers near their eyes and saying "ooooh me rikey flied lice"
>>215887214nah he's just a bitch
my banana bread is almost gone
>>215887168Are you known to be a gamer or an internet guy? That would probably be the reason. Most nu-trans girls are just autistic internet weirdos who went to deep into their porn.
It costs zero dollars to be a hater
>>215887244what a deal!
>voted most likely to be transmaybe you should just trans out tbqh
>>215887168Women just be sayin' shit
>>215887241You again!
>>215887168Where do you work? Can't imagine having to deal with women still doing high school bullshit like that.
>>215887278whats up
Thread getting kind of incel-ishLet's try and bring the chill comfy vibes back!
>>215887235sort of? I'm pretty friendly with the ladies here and I know visually I'm not the most manliest guy, but I don't think I give off the feeling that I'm a tranny. Though some of them did think I was gay before.>>215887284Burger flipper who puts the fries in the bag.
Kids stare when they see me and their parents try to lead them away
Did you know Spain was once ruled by Muslims
>>215887228I'm sorry for your soon to be loss anon
I have long hair and used to play in Smash Bros tournaments. I’m an internet gamer guy. I’m kind of a loner who struggles to get pussy. And I have weird sexual trauma in my past. Very few people are more likely to troon than I am. But I will #nevertroon ! That’s a promise!
My lemon bread slices were depleted in a day
>>215887293>Burger flipper who puts the fries in the bag.They're still all teens or early 20s then?
>>215887293if it makes you feel any better, when I was a young twink looking guy, girls always asked to dress me up in girly clothes and do my makeup.I was 6'2" with a super deep voice lmao
>>215887285not much. you?
I already trooned out then detransitioned
>>215887036That's bad for your sleep
>>215887303Who did you main in Smash
>>215887319a okay
me? i'm a normalfag
>>215887309grim
>>215887299I packed 6 bananas into the bread. I have one banana leftover in the freezer so I need to buy another hand of bananas and let those rot so I can bake more. I'll probably freeze it to keep it handy if any /cum/fies come and visit I'll have some ready
>>215887297babies always stare at me, and giggle
FEET?
>>215887297Same, it's weird growing older and becoming the creepy crusty ugly bastard In high school I was a dork
>>215887326Played Melee. Mained Marth. And a little bit of Puff but mostly Marth.
>>215887338dangerously based
if there were a really hot tranny i would be down to suck on their penishaven't ever seen any hot trannies irl thoughever
pajeet thread
>>215887355you just smashed the right trigger didn't you
>>215887369Right trigger is shield on the gamecube controller. So no, lol. I was never very good though, I can say that.
I failed at life
>>215887326kirby
if the mere thought enters my mind that the person I'm looking at might not be a woman my erection begins to fadeif this does not happen to you I'm afraid my prognosis will have to be you are homosexually afflicted
i'm drinking scotch
>>215887383Everyone eventually fails Even the most successful alpha could die randomly or have his skull caved in easily
>>215887383You'll die just like someone that "succeeded" at life. Don't worry about it.
>>215887381oops not trigger but right joystick, the yellow one. marth was so powerful with it, it'd make my buddy so mad STOP USING THE NOOB STICK REEEE
>>215887400at least those who succeeded get to enjoy existence while they have it
guys who watch porn are cucks because they are fapping to another man fugging women that he (the fapper) finds attractive. so basically the majority of men are cucks.
>>215887414Yeah that’s it. Definitely used that move a lot haha. But that doesn’t really work against good players.
>>215887424are you a cuck
>>215887383Jason...
>>215887424couldn't be me
https://youtu.be/jwVMgGs50vE
Jason won
>>215887431dont reply to goshcel
Elaine it's me family guy
>>215887424You just imagine it's your own penis you psychically project your penis in your mind
Space Marine Chapter of choice?
why didn't you make a youtube channel in 2007
>>215887445yo it's me ur dog i'm so pretentious xDD
>>215887461why is it 0$ now
Gonna look for futa on male or trans top content on /gif/ I'll report back in a moment
>>215887461for me, it's destiny
When newsom gets elected we are sending all nazis to the virgin islands to build an incel ethnostate
>>215887491Who will be the President of Gay Sex Island? Who is the incel king?
I’m punk rock
going for an incelwalk
>>215887461Im not an influencerThe second someone would start drama about me I would cry and quit
honestly you shjoiuldn't be watching porn and fapping. all that time oculd be spent learning about fitness, mathematics, christ, birds, fixing cars, whatever you want. take the canada geese family structure. the male and female form a strong bond, with the female incubating eggs while the male guards the nest. they form lifelong monogamous relationships and often incliude other families for a daycare-type system. they aren't watching porn and fapping and they'd be worse for it
>>215887479Didn't find any but there were some gay threads and a lot of racemixing threads
>>215887475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ClrdKBzT9k
>>215887520What do you recommend?
>>215887506suck my fucking dick
>>215887461I was 4
Whites refuse to breedMen and women hate each otherAi is taking all the jobsHuman race is over cummies. Hyperfertile browns are too dumb to maintain white civ when we die off then they will collapse and be killed by robots and climate change
got my level 5 suit
>>215887549That was the plan all along
>>215887549Browns literally invented civilization dumbass
>>215887500Based!
>>215887541Faceless gay threads are my go-to, don't care for racemixing unless its gay
>>215887552Bought this game three years ago and I don't think I ever finished it
>>215831472Drug detox was weird, it was mostly white people and there were probably 500 dvd’s BUT the only movies they played were movies with an exclusively nigger cast.
>>215887549>Hyperfertile brownsbrowns aren't having kids either, only africans are
>>215887544lmao
>>215887520check out /d/
>>215887549Bro the entire plan is for that to happen so the jews can exterminate everyone else and have their own private utopia to themselves
>>215887566Mongols killed all the smart onesThe last hope is china. The government will force chinks to breed at gunpoint and sacrifice some of the girls to the ai god they create
>>215887549this should be important to me because? total humanoid death btw
>>215887591I need animations thoughbeit, still images don't cut it anymore
>>215887506It's 30 minutes out of my day as I'm going to sleepI will not be learning anything before bedtimeIf you are suggesting that we should be keeping ourselves horny to feel more motivated to talk to women, you are forgetting that most people on 4chan are atypical in some way and are either ugly, mentally ill, or both. It is not an option for most of us. Also our geese are regrettably assholes and I do not wish to emulate them
if you did introduce such vices into the geese, the results would be immediate and disasterous. the parents would no longer march their geese. the goslings would no longer march in a neat, single row line. the geese wouldn't look both ways before crossing roads, etc. their feathers wouldn't be sleek, pristine and shiny. so if bad for geese why wouldn't the same be for us?
>tfw no firebender gf
>>215887614that's a man
>>215887622
>Canadians can't win at hockey or baseballhaha
>>215887628>>215887391
>>215887639Nigga we just crushed the mariners last game and are going to take the rest
>>215887013yeah it's pretty kino, and the animation is incredible.I haven't seen the second one but its 2 and a half hours long, thats fucking long for a kids movie
What's your favorite FNAF game
>>215887608>Also our geese are regrettably assholes and I do not wish to emulate themthey are tough, but fair. they are just protective of their babies (just like humans, at least the 'moral' ones not hooked on drugs, etc) they hiss if you get close to their nests but wouldn't you do the same? I think there's a lot to learn from them. why would you feel horny just because you stop fapping and watching porn?
I really hate boomers.
>>215887639they literally just beat the memeiners, and even the laffs won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EMgA-c98Hgkek
>>215887578spooked you too much?
>>215887664https://youtu.be/AYetVPMhh7w>why would you feel horny just because you stop fapping and watching porn?because that is how the human body works
powerful and brave
9 x 8 =72
>>215887710yes that's correct
>>215887710trvke
>>215887706When did they let troons turn fantasy worlds into cosmopolitan faggot menageries?
>>215887706controversial takedungeons and dragons loses the plot when theres more than 1 town and more than one dragonsometimes you can have more than one dungeon but even thats dangerous
>>215887710Uhh... 6 7?
>>215887706is this DnD or FagSex Simulator?
listening to Silversun Pickups right nowfinna go through another 2000s alt rock phase
>>215887690>passes outthe idiot horse killed that goose. that's really sad to see the other goose clearly in distress. how do you know that horse wasn't where it should've been?>>215887690>because that is how the human body worksI used to get really horny when I stopped fapping;porn at night time because I sleep naked (I hate sleeping with ANY clothing on) but it's just a sensory thing and probably withdrawal. after a while you get less horny (but it still hapeens sometimes)
bout to rip a bowl of dudeweed and play videogamesyes i'm a failure
>>215887739always heard their songs but never heard of that band until recently they were doing promos on pandora lol
>>215887739I'm listening to pinkpantheress
in case any of you seamen are planning on sailing the seven seas in the near future:
>>215887784if you lose, might as well stop playing
voided my bowelsthank you for your attention to this matter
>>215887819excellent work anon
>>215887791>promos on pandorahope they're doing alright, I'm sure their new stuff is mediocre, no band can put out good music for decades on end. but their 2000s output will always be top-tier>>215887795what kind of music does pinkpantheress make
>>215887810pretty interesting. im surprised they used silver and not copper
>>215887810I’ll keep it in mind
>>215887830>what kind of music does pinkpantheress makePop
ever since i started my transition i've been better at games :3no wonder trans girls dominate gaming
Shocking
>>215887810what's the book name?
>>215887866what kind of pop?I like indie pop and synth pop, not top 40 though
Brutal moggings
>>215887843>im surprised they used silver and not copperidk it says silver ions in the coins purify the water, maybe copper just doesn't do that?But also who'd have thunkwonder if it'd be handy to have some silver coins in an end of the world scenario
>>215887890maybe listen to it retard
>>215887795>I'm listening to pinkpantheressdo they sing "PInk Pony Club?"
So please please please let me let me let me get what I want
>>215887895get his ass
>>215887895I'm in the middle of listening to an album by another artist, so right now I just want to discuss music and hear his opinion
>>215887906you want dessert
>>215887893>wonder if it'd be handy to have some silver coins in an end of the world scenarioyou can also make charcoal by packing wood with mud and then plugging the air holes slowly and then break that charcoal up and run water through it to purify it as well, at least partially. i think copper does do it cause when i do art i put pennies in my whet palette to keep the water from getting icky and it works.
>>215887892Who's mogging who?
Black lives matter
anyone here worked for walmart? do they tell you if your application has been rejected or do they just leave you hanging?my application has been "under review" for 10 days and I'm wondering what is taking so long. maybe there's a long queue of other people who applied before me and they're interviewing each of them before they get to me?
I'm an attractive white woman and I like Indian men.
>>215887967call them and ask
absolutely horrible thread tonight
Gotta wash off makeup from rehearsal
>>215887967yeah I did...like 20 years ago in high school. fuuuuck
I’m gonna go lift weights! If I lift enough weights then maybe one day I’ll finally be worthy of love.
>>215887975would like to avoid doing such a thing
>>215887990bitches didn't tell me you have to use like makeup remover it doesn't just come off in the shower so I showed up to work the next day with eyeliner still on everyone roasted me
>>215887967I remember not hearing anything from them until my application expired.
>>215888011you're going to have to get used to talking to hr if you want a jobjust call them tomorrow it'll take like 5 minutes
>>215888006personality and character are what make you worthy of love but lift those weights anyway. I will do the same right now.
Please, go take your medicine. You'll feel much better. I promise.
>>215888006>>215888033you're already worthy of love but you should lift weights anyways because it's healthy and you;ll feel a lot better
>>215888051My mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me and now I have autism.
>>215888033>>215888061Okay thank you boys.
>>215888051My only prescribed medicine is finasteride for my bald
>>215888077That’s adorable. Best buddies haha
I haven't been on a date or had any kind of romantic or sexual encounter in ten years
my cousins and aunt are finally moving out after occupying our house for 3 months
It's just me and three hotties in the bar unfortunately two are lesbian and one is my friend's girlfriend. One of the lesbian bartenders is rubbing on me while making out with their girlfriend, and the other one I want to talk to has her phone to her face, I'm in hell.
>>215888102
>>215888115just nut up and turn them hoes into bisexuals
>>215888115threesome time
>>215888051im not allowed to take medicine because something bad will happen if i do
Be kind to yourself, forgive others who have trespassed against you, and most of all forgive yourself. You are loveable, and worthy of love from others.
I watched Videodrome and lost my mind
>>215888155fuck off bitch
>>215888155go away
>>215888127Puppy attention span lol
>>215888164
>>215888155I am unable to forgive myself because I’m emotionally retarded. Go make love to your wife.
>>215888163>>215888162Have sex
>>215888155>You are loveablepeople would have me believe otherwise
>>215888155can you fuck off
>>215888030I wish I could just sign up for toil without having to go through a personality assesment, but I know you're right. Do you think calling them (assuming I don't come off awkward) will put me higher in the queue because they'll think I want the job more?
>>215888127so so so so cute omg!!
>>215888181stop spamming
>>215888195>Do you think calling them (assuming I don't come off awkward) will put me higher in the queue because they'll think I want the job moreIt won't change anything on their end unless you say a racial slur or something, but it will give you closure.
>>215888155you're a nice guy anon but as I told you your message is falling on deaf ears
how am I supposed to pregame before the bar if its a 30 minute transit ride downtown to get to the bars? my buzz will wear off before I even step foot in the door
It do be like that
everybody STFU, Im watching my anime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_school_massacreholy shitGermans have us beat with school shootings, this guy massacred a classroom with a fucking flamethrower
everybody STFU, i'm gooning to futa
noticed my extra strength lotion smells a little like fishthen I remembered they also use fish skin to treat burn victims. so whatever the healing properties that shit has is in my lotion. been using it on my chapped lips instead of lipbalm and it's worked a lot better.pretty neat
>>215888282ewwww stop using that fishy fish fish
Only retards mike anime
>>215888291i like mikes hard and mikes harder
Everybody keep talking, I’m not watching anime or porn
>>215888282My pussy smells like fish as well.
>>215888288I'm fishmaxxing. I'm a greasy little fish anon
>>215888294mike's doesnt do shit for me
Who wants to eat me out?
>>215888214Christ loves all, he will make breakthroughs
Some people have a genetic disorder that makes them stink of fish constantly
>>215888337you are not christ thoughever
>>215888344Your mom has that
>>215888344thats called a vagina
saaar bros....
>>215888344It comes with being from the Indian Subcontinent
>>215888344I learned about that from The Holdovers because Paul Giamatti’s character has that condition. Very good movie.
>>215888391I wish so much this didnt run like ass on PC
Conservatives love having secret gay sex with transwomen
drinking milk
1am we meet again
niggaz in /cum/
>>215888449its 10 o clock
>>215888463Same hereWe live on the west coaaasstttt
>>215888463>>215888471fools. it's clearly 11
>>215888391Which game is this?
>>215888397Works perfectly on my machine just limit the refresh rate to 60 in the graphics option also go to pcgamingwiki and follow the guide to fix the broken brightness and mouse aiming
>>215888463>>215888471>>215888478>>215888449it's cum o clock
>>215888485Dead space (2008)
>>215888492>works perfectly after I force 60hz on the refresh and tweak the broken controls
>>215888494the wise one hath spoken
>>215888509Worth buying? It's on sale rn
>>215888511Yes works perfectly after 3 small fixes most people on the steam forums cry about getting soft locked but I haven't experienced it
>60fps
>>215888155shut up you retard
>>215888521Yeah but you will have to patch it and there's a possibility of getting soft locked in certain chapters so make sure to have multiple saves
>>215888214no he's not. those kind of empty platitudes are entirely self-serving.
>>215888548bitch made
>>215888548So true
>>215888224no doubt
>>215888557What about the 2023 remake on PS5 it's like 20 bucks
>>215888557>and there's a possibility of getting soft locked in certain chapters so make sure to have multiple saves
>>215888462I want to be treated kindly by boys
>>215888597So true.
>>215888590i dont know i never played the remake>>215888596they are most likely not limiting their fps to 60 thats what breaks the game
>>215888596typical for games of that era
>>215888615uh...no?
BREAKING NEWS!!!
>>215888626go on
fap or no, tonight?
>>215888640Flip a coin
>>215888640roll?
>>215888640Save that cum for your girlfriend
Evens I brush my rotten teeth Odds I don't
You are fuckin transgendah! You fuck! You’re chinese
Everyone here deserves better, and are worthy of a better life for themselves.
>>215888671I do the opposite of what the numbers tell me
>>215888682Easy for you to say
>>215888620uh...yes? uhh sweetie?? literally every bethesda game from that period locks up all the time without a billion patches and you have to spam quick save
>>215888682I wish I looked like this
Guess I'm wanking >>215888653Yeah no I'll be saving for life
>>215888695but then an monke would eat u
>>215888682ai slop gross
>>215888682Is that a heckin bananasaurus rex!?
Anyone else hyped for the huggy wuggy skin to drop on the fortnite store?
are 4k youtube videos real 4k
>>215888739no
hehe you guys are funny.don't show up to /cum/ tomorrow.
>>215888747ok
Might get a pizza today
>>215888690>bethesdawow, a shitty dev makes broken games that need millions of fixes? whats next? an EA game with MTX?
Women are sexual objects
>>215888737Are they doing evil boxy boo?
>>2158887824u
>>215888773you only got an hour and a half left, better hurry
listening to linkin park
>>215888785just huggy
>>215888792For Chad and Jerome
>>215888799Crawwllinggg inn my skinnnn
>>215888793It's 1:30 here bucko
>>215888808That’s cool. I don’t even know what game those characters are from. But it’s crazy how much content is in Fortnite.
Stupid dogberg is taking up half the bed again I'm sick of this nigga
deedee...megadoodoo
>>215888860back to the cuckchair with you
>>215888860get a shock collar
>>215888867Haha I remember that one
I’m such a cumdiddly diggler. That’s what my dad said. He also said “breungh” and “baba weeow bobo” because he’s a fucking retard! My dad is not a brain guy, folks!
recycle>>215886991>>215886991>>215886991
>>215888860kick him off? you're in charge
>>215888689I said deserves. Forgive yourself and live happier.
