british people
poo smells lmao
>>215895945Mate you've literally been exposed Sit the fuck down
>not desperate for anythingNo sure that’s just why you never shut up about it and have posted about 40 screenshots
Last digit decides which story of my sexual escapades I bore you with
brushi brushi bat was the father i never had
might start referring to rorke as 'rorkeypoppers'
Once more, current life plan>learn German/Hungarian>get a job in Vienna>find a wife in Hungary>retire in the Hungarian countryside
ooof wrong pic
Can't understand how you can be worth tens of millions of pounds and then kill yourself? wtf? That's retarded!
>>215896060HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>215896011you accused me of being someone who "whined about other gimmicks" then seethed when i said that isn't meyou just make yourself sound like a schizonot sure who you think i am but whateverreply to this post if you eat poo
>>215896033that's cute!
>>215896067Mental elves
>>215895957Austria-Hungary collapsed 107 years ago mate.
>>215896060OMDZZZZZZ
>>215896060>Still falling for Employed Woman's tricksShe's got this general wrapped around her finger
And it's curtains for Rorke!
Got an hour to sit in this office before I can home. Just playing chess on my own me. Don't know anyone here
>>215896094trip on fella
>>215896090Yeah I know, thing is though Austria offers high wages, and Hungary cheap land and an anti nigger population. Reckon its the best I can do in this pozzed world.
knob's been really lifeless last few days, winter knob as it were
>>215896067Boxers are fucked in the head from getting micro tears all their career. Depression is a common symptom of TBI and other forms of brain damage
>>215896060SCROMMIMG OMGGGFFFHGGG
/brit/ word of the day: doldrums
>>215896060Common spaino LAlso for those of you who weren't on late last night it was also revealed that spaki has been the MLP spammer this whole time.
>>215896094and the doctors got his severed knob he pocketed from the gender reassignment frozen in his freezeralso video related is me in finland in 21 on a comfy nightwalk x
UK is a completely failed state, it'll only get poorer, browner, and more authoritarian
>>215896126get it some tlc
>>215896080Lol rattled
>>215896060HAUWLIN HAHAHAHAHA
>>215896159it's in the doldrums
>>215896154you seem short
>>215896164yeah? at least i don't eat poo
>>215896159the countryside needs upgrading
just realised i haven't had a nosebleed for years. another thing destroyed by woke.
>>215896154Stay the fuck away from Finland or I'll behead you, fucking rancid cunt
Motorists who drive sports utility vehicles (SUVs) or other large vehicles could be charged more to park in Cardiff, if changes to parking permits are approved.The city would be split into three new zones with resident permits in the city centre scrapped and students entitled to fewer permits.The lobby group, Clean Cities said it believes Cardiff is the first city in the UK to put the proposals about larger cars and SUVs to a Cabinet vote.The 10-year plan affects residents, commuters and visitors but new permits for carers and NHS workers would be created. Resident permits in the city centre would be scrapped and existing permits would be phased out when the holder moves.
water is a vice
caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and had a panic attack again
>>215896133Should fucking keep their guard up then shouldn't they. Fucking mongs
>>215896205no no you're thinking of ice
Nigella Farage
>>215896201you couldn't pay me to park in cardiff
>>215896240trio of fitties on the right :)
>>215896240god this country is such a shithole
>>215896242don’t know how to drive?
putting my bollocks in a vice
nth for the holodem
>>215896201>The 10-year plan affects residents, commuters and visitors but new permits for carers and NHS workers would be created.The new aristocracy
tittyfucking rorkes nan
aliens and ufos are real
>>215896278s
>hes older than 18 and he hasn’t passed his driving test ohMy DAYYSSSSSS
inviting rorke over to paint warhammers then raping his skinny arse to smithereens
would you vote for Mary Rees-Mogg if she stood as a Reform candidate?
>>215896268she hasn't been a holodem for over 4 years now
mumberg just called my black gf kunta kinte, there was a massive row and now they hate each other
LMAO just looked up what the fuck that schizo was talking aboutturns out he's started seething about "neoliberal teeth" unprompted because he himself got called out for thinking heatherfreak spam is a gimmickhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215453219/#215453776
rorke setting off car alarms twerking to the terraria jungle biome soundtrack
>>215896308scream
>>215896309go outside
>>215896309imagine explaining this to your parents mate
>>215896302corr his daughter is well fit
>>215896303Once a holodem always a holodem xx
PUTTERING
Mental how boomers could just own cool cars and drive them and park them where they liked whereas we will be forced to lease shit cars we don't want and then be sanctioned by the state because we didn't want to cycle 20 miles to work every day and turn up stinking of shit
get the ghosts scanned
>>215896302no but i would shag her up the arse (if she is above the age of consent)
hawk tauh
>>215896335i couldn't because i'm still baffled by that schizo
connor mcheather
little tundae risking life and limb in a small boat for THIS
>>215896240>>215896259kek where is that? Looks fucking grim
the government is collaborating with alien lifeforms
>>215896413that's how we were able to come up with computersalien mind information transferpossibly through the DMT realm, yet to be confirmed
>>215896344being a paedophile is not a gimmick
Time for my favourite pairing other than peanut butter and marmite, a wank and then a poo.
looking for Italian gf in pasta shops
>>215896422This country has fallen
>>215896309Neoliberal teeth is a dire gimmick but it is actually funny seeing how much this guy gets arsemad over it
>>215896448just plant some pasta in your garden and grow your own
Any celebrity traitor fans in?
>neoliberal teethoh my days, it’s a real thing too
the govnerment sends lizard people and greys to rape me violently every night
i thought it was neoliberal bull
eat more vitamin c
mad how dogshit heathermongs presence makes the thread even when hes not doing his gimmicks
eat more protein
ribeye steak, jacket potato and 3 fried eggs for dindins xx
>>215896517Ricky Gervais is literally half-french you retard
heroically outrunning a morbidly obese nigger rolling down a shopping centre escalator like indiana jones and the boulder
>>2158961835'10>>215896192finking of going again to be fair babes xvideo related me in some woman's basement in a town near kokkola and one of her three catbergs, she also owned a dog and a snake
>>215896541Not Norman though is heDoesn't fit the Norman description does heHang yourself.
>>215896517whenever I see steve merchant I hear the combine harvester song in my head
>>215896541grim, would hate to be half-frog me, almost as bad as being half-irish
>>215896545*waves my hands around in the air like a big blowey fella outside a car shop*racismlad
>didn't know you're supposed to pull back your foreskin and clean your bellend until i was 14>didn't know you're supposed to wear antiperspirant until i was 15>didn't know you're supposed to brush/scrape your tongue until i was 20makes me cringe thinking how much of a eggy breath BO little gremlin freakoid i was growing up, not much better now i suppose but at least i have a basic grasp on hygiene
>Gervais's father was Lawrence Raymond "Jerry" Gervais (1919–2002), a Franco-Ontarian of French Canadian and Iroquois descent who grew up on a farm in Pain Court, Ontario near Chatham, Ontario. Lawrence emigrated to the UK while on foreign duty during the Second World War.mentalnever clocked ricky as being part red indian
>>215896551>finnishbasementhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RkvOuYCAcA
>>215896570did your mum and dad die on the way back from the hospital or something
I'm gay for pay
how do you even scrape your tongue
You should create a telegram channel in case /brit/ actually does get shut down
>>215896588no they just never told me these things
>>215896565I wouldn't mind because I place the French higher on the racial hierarchy than British because they were more advanced than us and they achieved things we couldn't like proficiency in the arts like cuisine and classical music.
he's an iroquois?
>>215896607no thanks? I wouldn’t want to keep in touch with anyone here
>>215896607the only website with more glowies than this one
>>215896579Dances With Colleagues
>>215896601tongue scrapers are shit the best thing to do is just scrub the shit out of your tongue with a manual toothbrush gets way more of the gunk off, tongue scrapers i've had hardly worked
>>215896556he barely has a west country accent at all though
>>215896579the meme calls karl a swarthy aboriginal when the native was actually germvaislets see him do stand up to his tribe
>>215896588Not that anon but my parents were morons who just expected me to magically know things as an adultProper pissed me off whenever I'd say I don't know something and they'd go "how do you not know this you're 20-something" err because you never fucking taught me this you stupid cunts
>>215896616not even me?
>>215896634not a valid excuse when you have access to the internet
>>215896626it's very noticeable to me
Labour have made us a laughing stock, we're the Man United of countries
>>215896609Yeah but the French also pretty much disprove the Irish diaspora meme. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrophiliahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Négritude
dont care about stephen merchants accent just want to know why he looks like a mutated lizard
>>215896609they're poncy wankers is another way of putting it
Ricky gervais is blatantly not a normal straight bloke, something going on there
Woman at toil blaming the roadworks on Reform
we’ve lost our #2 generator, commanderthe rape mainframe is losing power
I bet he's only 1/32 iroquois like me and my cherokee heritage
>>215896634>because you never fucking taught me this you stupid cuntsyou should tell that to them instead of us next time
Toilberg accepted my request for wfh because I'm a good little wagieAny of you work from home?
>>215896723I’m “working” from home right now
>>215896710heya hoya ass nigga
>>215896302I won't ever vote for anyone who went straight from schooling into politics.
>>215896698he wants to be david sylvian
>>215896680im a historylet but i have never heard of the english fetishising blaqs like thisthank god im a bong >>215896710>onlyone drop ruleamericans are not white
Simon Cowell's father was jewish
AGHH THE ARCTIC CAMP PEOPLE REJECTED MY JOB REQUEST IF I DON'T FIND EMPLOYMENT I'LL BECOME ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BROWSED THIS FOR YEARS
I'm AnasaziSorry I mean a Nazi
lol
proud celto-germanic man me, no foreign muck
>>215896775>spanishhello ahmed
>>215896735The dream. What are you supposed to do? My work is 99% sending emails I don't see why my boss us si opposed to just giving me two days of remote work a week.
>>215896752I used to feel betrayed when I'd look up a normal looking actor and they'd be Jewish. It's always people you never thought would be like Daniel Radcliffe or Beckham. Now I'm more surprised if a famous person isn't unless it's extremely blatant like someone like Ed Sheeran.
would like a chicken wing pipeline in my kitchen tbph
>tfw potatonigger and sheepshagger dna
=)
Bro needs to look them up lmao
i am 50% english 25% welsh and 25% cornish (if you count that as being distinct from english) and on my mums dna test she got some scandi danish and german so that passed down to me toowhitest person in existence me
anyone ever look at a painting or read a book and refuse to believe it was created by a normal human, reckon the divine spirit takes control in some cases and you just become a vessel for it
>>215896775>>215896821Ancestry is shit you need to do 23andme.
>>215895978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoweGN8cm5g
might get back into habbo hotel
>>215896837pretty sure that entire concept has been discussed at length throughout history
>>215896854They're all shit mate
fuck knows what I am but what I do know is that it’s the perfect mix to produce on sexy fit as fuck man
>>215895978Bargain bin david Beckham in the mid(g)dle
>>215896854why's ancestry shit it's what my sister did, what be the difference with a 23 and me one
>>215896866'
>>215896837more so with music
>UK Government to ban 4chan
>>215896832eff off jf
Jennifer Connelly, the most beautiful woman in the world was an Irish-Jewish mix
>>215896878just more accurate
>>215896053Extremely comfy plan. Except Hungarian is a bizzare language
>>215896887plz be true
>>215896860video unavailable :(
>>215896888What's even the point of these ancestry tests don't you know where your family is from?
>>215896878he's probably seething cos he got 5% ashkenazi
>>215895978We are a peng race. The ideal Englishman is dark haired and blue eyed while the ideal Englishwoman is blonde hair and blue eyed.
>>215896854>>215896878ancestry is a more accurate and reputable company
>>215896060Genuinely mentally ill
>>215896875can't say I see the resemblanceis it the hair?
>>215896901damn geo fencing. its "Bob Geldof - The Great Song Of Indifference"
>>215896668try thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctYnow thats a west country accent
>>215896067Almost like money doesn't solve every problem and life is deeper than shallow materialism.
>>215896906no apparently not cause my sister did it and turns out we were more scottish than english
>>215896910>the ideal Englishwoman is blonde hair and blue eyed.I prefer women with dark hair and green eyes
Three men charged with raping woman at Brighton beachKarin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 25, who are both Eqyptian nationals from Horsham, and Abdulla Ahmadi, 25, an Iranian national from Crewe, have been arrested and charged with two counts of rape each, Sussex Police said.
>>215896953so you're a fellow celt enjoyer
>>215896866Pool's closed
>>215896888Fucking hell 60% Yorkshire, you're probably one of the most Yorkshiric men alive
>>215896941Not seething just confused like don't you know where your ancestors are from?
>>215896908i've never done one but my sister did and it had her at like 15% danish 20% general western north europe whatever when that cant be true because our great grandparents and beyond are english verified by our ancestry family tree and we have no immigrant ancestors in the past 400 years. only immigrant ancestors we did have were from southern france almost 500 years ago so cant be true.
>>215896972She probably did it awhile back, ancestry is a lot more accurate these days
>>215896959This was caused by racism and a lack of class solidarity, Rorke.
>>215896940I have just looked it upamusing video and good music
>>215896517Feel like yanks whove never even been to UK make these things
>>215896972is your sister a rorketta? why would a woman care about that shit
>>215896999she got it for christmas in like 2022 2023 so not too long ago
>>215896972are the tests really that shit and inaccurate, if that was true I feel like it'd be a sort of thing like how that company which sold scottish lairdships called established titles was just nonsense
>>215897009i love the song!
>>215896949comfy
>>215897022it's a bait image but you know, dumb people fall for bait all the time and believe it
>>215897024not shes normal she just wanted to do one. reckon she thought shed find out shes 2% chinese or something and start larping as jackie chan
>>215897022back in the day it was just classic /int/ banter but people nowadays (mostly yanks) think it's serious
>>215896959>BrightonHad it coming probably
>>215896933The bird. His small little frame
>>215897024women like that shit my sister is really into ancestry and does our tree too
yeah definitely giving my dna to some company so i can get a list of countries
>>215896971>don't you know where your ancestors are from?some of them, yes, but not very far back (i.e. beyond 200 yeads) which is of interest to me>whyDunno, just isAs the first nation to go through the industrial revolution (and perhaps the one to get the most thoroughly mixed up by it) we don't have as much connection to regional differences as we once did so it's interesting to know what stock I come from beyond "oh well my great great great grandad moved into the city because that's where the work was in the earl 1800s"
>>215897052Some of it is too obvious even for /brit/ >>215896096
>>215896972>>215897040You're not very intelligent are you
>>215897092not really no
>an eye for an eye and the whole world is blind Nah. Don't think so!
Should I buy it?
>>215897074they're not going to clone you mate
Wonder what 190's up to these daysHopefully dead
>>215897071I love genealogy, would love a gf who is also into it and we could research our family tree together xx
i need some new SHOES
>>215897106he still posts on the boxing thread on /sp/
>>215897074oh no they have my dna now they can... um...
Leftypol heroically offering his anus up to the biomass hordes to spare the women of Brighton
ive noticed that when (white) people are young you can often tell where theyre from from their features but when they get old its a lot harder
>>215897116>gf>our family treeerm
stay off the alcohol
>>215897106Seethes at 5am on /epl/ then sucks himself off and how bvsed he is until 8pm
have bought a teapot and gotten into loose tea and brewing, it's much better than using teabags
>>215897127oh yeah how did you get so knowledgeable about white children then
>>215897116Ahmed!
>>215897074just do your family tree instead it's much more interesting to see the specific people>>215897116sister berg found out we're descended from one of these women I forgot which one and now it's a painting in the tate gallery, pretty interesting to see your ancestor like that
toilfu's arse seems to be growing
>>215897195>just do your family tree instead it's much more interesting to see the specific peoplethat's woman's shitegive me percentages over that any day
>>215897204maybe she's arsegrent
>>215897219Oh well that's my mind changed then
I'm never going to have kids so who cares
feelin hawny, but can't be arsed to try and talk to a w*men. might pay for an escort, as it were
Come on Rorke, imagine an all-white England team, wouldn't that be just awful
you're saying you checked all 13,770 ancestors out and none of them were danish?
>>215897258Makes you think
>>215897242you're not really relevant to any discussion full stop are youjust an irrelevant blob
>>215897075I see. I get it when it comes to regional differences, I only know of mine dating back to the 1700s but I don't know how accurate these tests are when it comes to regions. How are they supposed to know what stereotypical DNA from a region is if everyone is mixed from centuries of internal migration and how do you tell it apart from other regional differences. I would get it in the case of larger groups like Scottish vs english for examplebut individual counties? Seems unrealistic. Either way if you can trace your lineage to the early 1800s you can be fairly sure of your ancestry because people moved far less back then.
The 'ish 'aspora
Did you have a glow up or glow down?
when celtics get uppity about english people complaining about immigration and start going oh youre an immigrant too why dont you go back to germany why do they think thats a comebackbetter quality of life in germany and a nicer country too ill happily hop on a plane and live there if theyd let me
>>215897119according to the 'chive his trip hasnt posted on /int/ or /sp/ since december 2020
>>215896906It's for Americans and wogsBrits who pay for them have yank brain
>>215897220learning your family history is very interesting, stop talking like a black person
>>215897297>How are they supposed to know what stereotypical DNA from a region is if everyone is mixed from centuries of internal migration and how do you tell it apart from other regional differences. I would get it in the case of larger groups like Scottish vs english for examplebut individual counties? Seems unrealistic.Lots of videos about it if you're interested
>>215897297>I only know of mine dating back to the 1700s.Simply not enough if you want to join the SS lad
>>215897315why is his neck black?
>>215897242KTIMMERS!!
Um, Rorke, white people came from next door hundreds of years ago so that means you have to accept your town becoming majority Muslim, you just do okay
>>215897315Why are his tattoos just black
>>215897349AIDS
Mental how work expects me to just keep toiling away as hard as possible when the redundancies are supposed to happen on 31 October and they still haven't told a soul who is safe and who is going yet. 300 of us. It's insane. Two fucking weeks to go lol.
>>215897373he had a glow down
>>215897387Spooky
my granny was scottish and moved to England i am a grandchild of an immigrantget me SUCKED
>>215897332if caring about your roots is American I guess I'm yank brained and don't want to be a British wanker desu
The average person does not know a thing about drone laws
>>215897373either he wants to show he's a hard man or more likely he had dogshit embarrassing tattoos/gang tattoos that were too big to remove
>>215897387that would be illegal
shut up or I'll make you do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZs
>>215897220well if you just want to know your ethnic makeup then yeah, also found out I'm descended from john gresham a lord mayor of london who among many things helped in one of the trials to kill one of Henry VIII's wives forgot which one, sisterberg hasn't found any royalty we're descended from yet though, fun learning these things
I hate waiting for food to cook, why can't it just be instant
I'm a third generation Briton but all four of my grandparents were Polish.
>>215897434you need to start planning ahead
If you can't pay then they'll take it away so don't look back in anger
Would fucking love to get made redundant me, corr
>>215897441You're Jewish
>>215897332I bet you're a bastard and don't know who your father is it's always runty little freaks raised by single mothers who take no interest in their family history
I keep seeing news about everything going to shit and it upsets me. I want everything to be good and then extremely bad just as I'm old and about to die so I can laugh at the shit shoe the next generation will live throughi'm a milleniboomer, if you will
>>215897373those are tattoos of colour
>>215897456job market is FUCKED, takes months to find a new role so you'd better have a fucking good redundancy deal
DWP have awarded me another 3 years of PIP, get in lads
>>215897219do they miss the point on purpose
>>215897384You ougtha know, sweetie
>>215896551>rorke's creps>>215896623You're retarded
>>215897417My roles was identified at risk in July but I've not heard a thing since thenI have no idea how much notice they have to give between confirming I'm to be let go and actually leavingWe had a very shoddy collective consultation phase and are now on individual consultation and I've not had any contact at all about my statusVery shit desu feel like downing tools
noticed there's a lot of woman bus drivers in my city now and they're all fucking shitit's like they took those stay at home mums who get a range rover and don't know how to handle it and just gave them a bus with no training
>>215897460Quite the oppositeI know my father, my mother and all my grandparentsThrough them I know about all my great grandparents and great great grandparentsWe have a family tree I don't need to pay some Jewish website to tell me I'm English
UM x
it's true tongue brushing is better
>>215897509>I have no idea how much notice they have to give between confirming I'm to be let go and actually leavingDepends how long you've been thereStatutory redundancy notice is one week’s notice for each year of employment if employed between 2 and 12 years
kill yourself in the head if you're remotely interested in your dna makeup
>>215897520
Was just thinking earlier it would be nice if i were disabled then I wouldn't have to spend time looking for car spaces
>>215897516>>215897540bastards
>>215897219Fucking hell get them in get them wanked raise my income tax
>>215897549I accept your concession
doing a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXJwgwfLfs
pulled my lower back bending down, am in a lot of pain, what should I do lads
>>215897219FUCKKKKK GET THEM HOUSEDGET THEM ON BENEFITSGET THAT MONEY SENT BACK OVERSEAS
>>215897581fucking kill yourself
mikey the hypocrite is doing a stand-up gig in Riyadh
>>215897584fucking roaring
>>215897596Living up to his name at least
>>215897508I may be retarded by my experience with tongue scrapers were like that, the scrapers didn't get enough of it off not matter how hard i tried, even bled sometimes trying to scrape it, circular scrubbing with a manual toothbrush is much better at removing the tongue junk
>>215897564Just think it's pathetic
>>215897596CyclingMikey?
>>215897564he doesn't know his own family and is very upset at people who do
>>215897625>>215897625>>215897625
>>215897315The fuck?
mikey more like pikey lmao loool
>>215897620that's why your sperging out is it? seems there's something else behind it
>>215897638you seem a little upset
janny on one
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HE'S HERE
>>215897627bit early mate sorry I had to report it
Alri janman
double the mans pay
>>215897499What's the point?
>>215897742having a laugh
hope the new is a free sheldon edish x
>>215897780
>>215897788>>215897788>>215897788
>>215897786>>215897791I'm torn
>>215897641>that's why your sperginghis sperging what?
>>215897815Alri Natalie Imbruglia
