Turkish Coffee — Where Time Pauses and Stories BeginBrewed slowly over gentle heat, Turkish coffee isn’t just a drink — it’s a ritual. The swirl of fine grounds, the hiss of copper, the aroma that fills the room like memory itself. One sip pulls you into a world where conversation lingers and silence speaks.Rich, bold, and kissed with cardamom or sugar — every cup tells a story older than empires, shared between friends, lovers, and the curious hearts who never rush the moment.Sip slowly. Read the fortune in the foam. Taste history in every drop.Turkish Coffee — for those who know that magic lives in the small, deliberate things.>>215881760
haydi haydi maymunlar cCc sheykirap cCchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjPozY4XER0
Powerful.
>>215913299macedonian version: nojko standing up proudly in front of the stationary ship on vardar river in ushkub
бaткo тъpcи диaлoг
>>215914150>c якe вътpe>c 2 чacoвникa aмa нe плaщa зa oтoплeниeхaхaхaхaхa
>no more win10 updatesgood>can't enroll in extended security updatesstaying on 10 until it's literally impossible not to upgrade>hur dur troonixi still have my peepee>but u get castrated by win10 every dayevery microaggression is a lethal threat to tranny's 10 ng/dl testosterone>is tranny in the room with us right nowno, it's too busy autistically tinkermaxxing its distro
>>215914613бyквaлнo aз
>mangaldos10last real windows was vista
MAKEDONJA ON SUICIDE WATCH >>>/pol/519064453
in 10 years azis will enter politics and became prime minister or presidentyou heard it here first
>>215915087reads like a shitgalesque shitpost
I've walked the path of darkness just to open up my mind.
My mom knows I am a transvestite that takes estrogen. There was always little hints of it and she called me a troon years ago when she found my makeup books but she finally kind of *knows*.She has seen my needles, she has seen my other shoes, she has seen my tits jiggle. She has straight up asked me if I am a troon. I just make a smug face and say 'you cant change your gender mom'.I have ways denied it. I still deny it. But fundamentally she knows and it's out there but we dont really talk about it.
yuck
нe знaм кaк cлyшaтe и глacyвaтe зa кocтaдинoв нe знaм кaк гo изтpaях тoя циpeй дa ми жyжи в yшитe 18 минyти
>>215915618You say yuck but all the guys i see think I look cute
>>215915682do you lick the penis head with your tongue ?
today penis licking tomorrow einos licking
eднaтa oт тия двeтe нe мy ли бeшe лaпaлa мaлкoтo бъ ?
бюpeкa нe ycпя дa cпacи мaлкoтo б
bill gates is a troon in bulgaria now
>>215915725I actually dont like to give blow jobs all that much. only when im EXTREMELY horny.>>215915747ew no
дa гo дyхaт тъpнoвци
>>215915840do you have a cock cage ?
>>215915840I have a fashion question. Do you like jumpsuits?
>>215915865No
>>215915924Ackshully i do but I have a very specific taste in them and it depends.... idk if I would wear them I have severe body dysmorphia. I feel like the incredible hulk but im a woman's size 2/small
>>215915931do you like smelly penis?
>>215915954No I like everything clean.
>>215915951Show ones you like.
>>215915967mens or women's and why???
>>215915987men
>>215915994dont like jumpsuits for men or really mens fashion all that much. my ideal man dresses like a construction worker and has no care for how to dress
>>215916016>dont like jumpsuits for men>my ideal man dresses like a construction worker walking contradiction
>>215916071you talking about boilersuits bro? must construction workers here just wear a basic t-shirt and jeans and a backpack to hold their tools
>>215916110>boilersuitsye that's it
>>215916151If ur hot you will look good in anything.clothing doesnt matter
Ushkup flood when there is rain, Bumgarians die of thirst when it rains.
>>215916171>If ur hotwho cares
>>215916194>who caresmeWomenGay men
>>215916204better to not be hot than to catch attention from you (mentally ill freak) women (backstabbers) or gay men (mentally ill freaks)
>>215916240in a good friend and I have a very soft body to snuggle
>>215916252How is jumpsuit different from boilersuit?
ceктaтa нa фapaoнa нe мoжe дa ca пo-oчeвaдни
>>215916508tuva
youtube veche si e chista televiziq
>>215916443Jumpsuit is more fashion. Boilersuit is utility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAwVbRtf4jwBrootal, just brootal.
I like my dick smells. I assert myself over other people with my dick smells. I dominate them.
japan sucks and I would never want to live there even if this shithole has garbage everywhere and air pollution so much you can't breathe
>some mangals are whiter than youit's over
ay stayty wa
>Turkish Coffee can't understand how people can drink that. even fake cafes (aka 3in1 powders) are better>>215916812why?
тoя нe пpиличa ли нa ceднaл мaймyн
>>215917549watch some real life footage
>>215918411mark greene ot ER, ama drut i debel
po optikite samo kitaiski bokluci btw
el bulgarique tova si ti
тaя кaк шa я плющя
>>215918835bottom right corner is my pose and facial expression when I see bulgarians
I rape your assess and leave because it is the nature of the strong to prey on the weak.
>>215918947
>>215916508ti 8mi klas imash li ve mirizlqk
>>215919053eй гo oщe eдин
>>215919079Dumai ve prosqk
>cloudy overcast morningits going to be a kino day
>>215919041
Anyone play Master Duel (Yu-Gi-Oh) here?
I used to play vanilla wow before china virus but discord cock blocked me out of it
>>215919280wow is gayer than overwatch nowadays you ain't missing out btw I have played the wow TCG as a kid too
>>215919303>TBC as a kid spoiled and rich
>>215919231if I looked like that and had his iq my life would be simpler
Any game forcing you to cooperate with randos from the net is bound to be the most toxic and cancerous environment imaginable. I don't doubt that these mmos are a cause in people self deleting themselves. You loose all hope in humanity.
LMAO yeah, you complain about wage-slavery in the west?In Yunanistan, we make this a... REALITY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w96XaBMA-JETime to listen to some slop.
>>215919602How is this bad?
>>215919615>20:12ATHENS mentioned.
>>215919969You're a jobless neet, sisAsk your gastarbeiter parents about 13h work, they'll know
>13 hour workdayGermans have a cap on 10 hours but in reality many work for 16+ hours passing out midwork.
>>215912553>ex-osmanliPOMAK>Turkish coffee isn’t just a drink — it’s a ritualDOGSHIT >Sip slowly. Read the fortune in the foam. Taste history in every dropGYPSY WITCH NOJKOVIC GYPSY WITCH NOJKOBITCH
>BossmanJack in jail
>>215920223Don't project your gender issues on me. Work and job are two different words. I work more than 13 hours, but I'm not a wagecuck.
Put some AliExpress hydraulic disk brakes on my bikeThey're actually space shuttle grade brakes bros
> I work more than 13 hours, but I'm not a wagecuck.
>>215920932Little bvll
>>215920780>>215920932>>215920949Imagine the smell.
Based spy
>>215921043>You can't be a man of God living on a monastery bothering no one because... Because the hecking immigration laws that trillions of Somalis ignore say so!!!!!
>>215921043How many Russians are on Mt. Athos now?
>>215920932I noticed this bitch always quotes me when he got L nvked by me
Too much shit I need to do, too little time, few money
>>215919602Get back to work, slave Trump and Mitsotakis want a higher GDP
>>215921243Imagine how much these wageys will drive up the prices for everything making the NEETs lives even more miserable. Truly evil.
>>215921571NEETs need to be executed in the streets like dogs tbqh
>>215913299chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V71TVCNqnq4I want to bury my face in her unwashed bush.
>>215921223Iki, my friend, you're a turk Muslim and I am Greek orthodox man, you cannot win against us in any case>>215921076>>215921144He wasn't in Athos
>>215921594What color is your execution bro?
>line is down againthank you makkke
Greekbros...
di ste balkmoonchuge
>>215922358>systems, technology, efficiencyYeah no, ik ooks are rich because they've accumulated wealth for centuries.
>>215922358>muh NetherlandsI hate Mitsotakis that's for sure but comparing a former colonial power turned tax6ehavean/tax heaven with Greece, a former ottoman subject turned a corrupted meme country is like comparing a Bugatti Veyron to your neighbors 2019 Nissan Juke
>>215922392They stole from the african man.
Avem fir.>>215922598>>215922598>>215922598
>>215922536one race, the car race
how do browns be having these siesta things when they sleep during daytime whenever I do that I have surreal dreams then feel like dredd mandingo etc raped my sleeping body for 24 hours with no condoms upon waking up
>>215922605From the chink man, as well. But srsly, the industrial revolution started equally in the UK and the Netherlands. They outproduced and out-financed and out-shipped everyone and in terms of mass education were a couple of centuries ahead of everyone else. They also taught da womenz to read and that brought about the fall of western civilization.
>>215922665Brussels is still stealing from the hardworking greek man to this very day.
>>215922723Smol Fyrom really dodged a bullet when the eveil tatars blocked them from entering the Gayropean Union.
>>215922756Dodged one bullet but we're still getting demographically drained regardless.
Come on bros, just join up already for fucks sake, German banks need MORE gains asap
>>215923102I wonder if the new Lidl will completely destroy domestic businessess or maymonodonians will prevail with their village mentality.
>stomach starts to hurt>acid reflux tooday ruined
We are getting two extra non-working days, Dec 31 and Jan 2, because of the Euro adoption.
>>215922358>Making a €2 freddo espresso for your 30 customers doesn't make you as rich as advanced lithography and electronicsFascinating..
I told one femoid that was interested in me that I'm a farmer. He attitude shifter 180 in real time, kek.
>>215923490They even beat us in muslimology.... It's so over
>>215923683Evil tongues were saying that dutch niggas were the #1 opponents of accepting BG and RO in Schengen because they were afraid more shipping and transport would go through Greek ports.
If you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be a tragedy.
>>215923665Tell her you're the NEET subanimal that you are and she will ruin away
Bought a soypurchase door for 11 euro, send it back to AliExpress for 10 euroWonder if I'll get my money back or get scammed
>>215924027Waiting for Godot part 2
>>215924059I've told women that I'm a NEET living with parents and they react more positively to that shit than if I tell her I'm a wagey or a farmer. I swear these women have zero brains.
20 more vwce acquired
>>215924351Give me some vwce.
>>215924410just click the buy button bro
>>215924351I set up an order at 138.25
>damn bro I wish I had a Ferrari>LOL just buy one bro!
>>215924447its up to 139 bro, you missed the dip
Immediate death sentence for anyone using the car horn in normal every day traffic
>>215924494I did a flat 138 today at 9am but it never went that lowEh who gives a shit
>>215924435Expensive.
>>215923883I have to live with 2 of these retards again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE7oKYi4kBased Nreek Man explaining the state scam.
>>215924501https://youtu.be/VVAgBGzLW4gThoughts on these?
>>215924351Yer gonna keep getting rugpulled by usd/eur all the way to 1.5% FFR doe or however much Orangemans new fed-goon is willing to cut it down to
>>215923163Bro you're living like a slob wtf do you want
>>215925032Illegal to express due to the laws of 4channel
>bought right before the giga candleThat vlach is a market manipulator
>>215920467so you're a farmer huh
>>215925248then I'll just switch my margin to usd for the cheap rates, not my problem>>215925365anti-vlachic post, reported to the ADL
>boons are respected in ThailandYes this guy keeps simping for whites and their pale devils
>Oust everyone with money from your cunt so you can cover 20 out of €170bn in deficitLol please enact this, it'll be funny watching it unfold
>>215925971The 1% need to be taxed, no doubt about that. How it is going to happen when they have the media and the politicians in their pocket is another matter.
>>215925971you have visa free access to the greatest country on earth, just pack your bags, book an one way plane ticket and forget about the shithole that is europe
>>215925971Taxes are for poorfags, richfags don't keep their money in their native countriesEither way, r/europe is to be read for amusement purposes, because the know-it-all liberal/leftist zoomeroids that infest that website are mentally living in a parallel universe
>>215926003too bad they give it to mehmed and his 12 shits
>>215926180mehmet put benis in bagina, which you are somehow unable to do
>>215926219Timmies cant even get their dick hard
>>215926219if sweden timmies paid me to sperm their sisters i would have no issues to
>>215924027mine would be a heroic epic
>>215924027imagine yourself in a lead role of a stragic story featuring Dredd, Mandingo, Jason Love, Isiah Maxwell, Lex Steele, Jack Napier, Shane Diesel, Brickzilla, Julio Gomez and Cash Hollywood
>>215925971Kill all rich peepo Total billionaire death
>>215927438Well, at least your anger is directed at the billionaires. Many poorfags believe wageslaves with salary more than EUR2K to be rich and want them taxed to oblivion.
>>215927438this is racism against shareholders
Time for work
https://voca.ro/1eaRh34NNz9j
One time when I was going on a walk, junky couple that had their faces filled with piercings went up to me and said"We're gonna be honest we want money to buy drugs, can you give us?"I said "No" and went on my way.And then the woman said "όχι άλλη μούτσουνη κωλόπαιδο"(I don't know how to translate this but basically she got mad and called me an asshole)Anyways from that experience I surmised that drugs kind of make you a dick.
>>215927870The pasosh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your дeклapaция зa бългapcкo caмocъзнaниe, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.
>>215927947Heмoјe нe ти дaaм дeклapaциq
>>215927580>>>/wsg/5999026
>>215927895>όχι άλλη μούτσουνηNigga did you have ey ay write this post for you?
>>215927895Looks like she is right
>>215928156I make more than 1000 with 80 hours of work tho and it's far less degrading. And my bf buys me snacks and gives me snuggles. >_<Prostitution is not for me. I sell my labour, not my body.
>breakfast2 butter sausage sammiches>lunch2 bananashalf a pack of chocolate balls and a third of a big cookie packhalf a cucumber>snackhandful walnuts
>bananas and walnutsiki is embracing his maymun nature
>>215928615Sis, take a cholesterol checkup, you'll need it
what is cholesterol?
>>215928793made up buzzword for soysignore him, hugest of bosses
we will all die anyway
Your dearh:>Alone, in your home, body eaten by your catsMy death:>Gunshot to head aftER being surrounded by police after triple digit body count>hailed as martyr by all of incel kind
>>215925971>Random goy defending le heckin billionaireinoGreek shipping mangates are some of the richest people in the world yet greece is poor as shit. They probably obfuscate billions if not even trillions in income and jew the state in tens of ways yet what does the average greek gain? Nothing. You'll even bail them out if one of them fucks up or the crude oil/lng market busts and the company falls under.
>We's be needing mo' money so we can slurp the coffee in peaceGet a job you worthless bum
>>215930042We know you're a basement dweller, kellybobo
>>215930191I'm not kelly doe
I get welfare in the form of free tranny surgeries because elites want to flood the sexual market with more trannies
>>215930042literally Split culture in one postboth based and cringe
hey, im a hungarian looking for bulgorillan frens to learn bulgaryan, my interests are esoterism (zoroastranism lately), nature/hunting (im studying wild life rn to be a ranger later on), and im trying to get into traditionkeeping but those mfs are gatekeeping that from me here.. im 22, if anyone wants to talk and see what our fate brings hmu on discord: thetaeon
We're going out to experience some CULTURE tonight ladm80s.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VlPDx_zDts
>nigguhs who own LNG carriers and tankers are rich yet the person who turns the gyro keeps being poorFascinating
>>215930892what color is your lng tanker
>>215930892the problem is when the nigga who turns the gyro pays more in taxes than the nigga that owns LNG carrierslike there is no way you can justify this lmao
>>215930973If that's even remotely true, why is it never your demand that the gyro rotator pays as little tax as the 'rich' person, but instead that everyone should be caught in some fraudulent scheme in which the government embezzles your money?You do know this welfare state racket has no limit in which its needs are sated right? They'll always keep asking for more.
>>215930464>coffee cultureif they respected themselves they would use that time working instead of blabbering with people who couldnt give less of a fuck about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ixtvCCXtZQ&t=53Бих пpeмaхнaл вcички гeoгpaфcки гpaници нa зeмятa!
>>215931286
Shut the fuck up you retarded inceloids
The white race fought brutal wars and hundred millions died to advance technology, just so it cn end up for jeets earning 1 cent for 1 million clickshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z1BF_6QjeWc
>>215932101In a sane world these people would be slaves
What dating apps do you use?
>>215932439Chatroulette
it chimpanzees be like>where else can I put this faggot technology known as ai???
>>215932439monkey app
>>215931286>doc commie nepo bastard #29754929
>>215933234eвpeйн бe cляп зaтвa пocтнaх кapтинкa и цитaт
>>215930476Fuck off faggot this is a christian general
>>215933269embrace your true roots instead nigga, at least orthodoxy is the more based way
Blu da bu di da bu da
>>215933505I would relish the chance to sever your head from your spine.
>>2159337871v1 when
>>215932439none, i am an expert in lovebombing and trauma bonding, the holes come to me, my energy is too irreplacable
>>215930973The actual just solution is axe the tax on both, don't ask for one guy to get robbed more because someone else already is. That's just asking for more useless welfare and bureaucratic spending which makes everybody poorer. Only >>215931189 has an IQ over 100 here. Plus, the top 1% already pay the overwhelming majority of tax everywhere, even the USA. And what has that brought to us? Berniebros often forget that the US taxes capital gains (the one tax asset-rich people actually pay) over 50% when it's over a million dollars, holy shit lmao.
>>215933269balk aka ex osmanli allows only worship of allah (swt) and tezcatlipoca, sis
>>215912553is that mold forming
>>215933907what color is your degree?
>>215933984I dont need permission from anyone
>>215933737shit song always was a shit song
>>215933737dano izgorite kato makedoncite v pulse
>>215930973How old are you?
>>>/pol/519131067
>How old are you?
>EXPIRED>(use it for sandwiches so the personnel can eat)13h work + expired sandwiches, total wagie death in Greece 2025
>>215932439your mom's phone number
>>215937614if it doesn't smell of mold who cares if it's "expired" it's BREAD nigga they don't put expiration dates on real BREAD btw
>>215938208They shitty move is using the expired Lidl bread to feed the workers, not the fact that's just expired
>>215937614OK and...?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Is69QrurA
>>215938253on an average job you're bringing your own food you pay for unless it's like a factory>>215938329moderators, execute this person
>>215934114Totally NIGGERISH
>>215938474Can you cry harder?
>>215933737
>>215939043kopele, koi odi na klub predi 02:00?
>>215938866honestly bro you can post all gay penises you want I don't actually give a shit just felt like giving you a pity (you) or w/e
>>215939137
>>215939187кaжи дeкa cи дa дoйдeм и я
>>215939231
>>215939259oк бaтe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k38TEJp9rhsGood morningTurkroom bibeo drop
>I go outside>/balk/ diesI want you bitches to understand that I control this general. You are nothing without me.
>>215941301Literally the Bulgarian #1 media event of 2025.
>>215941230That why is so shit?
>>215941629I shit it up then resurrect it. I am the alpha and the omega of /balk/. You are just little pawns in my game. I'm 10 steps ahead. Every action of yours is a direct cause of my influence.
F20.0 contender off his meds again
I'm a 28 year old virgin, my father just asked me if I give him permission to find me a wife, what should I do?
>>215942348Tell him anything under 120kg goes.
>>215942348Set dowry at 5000 vwce's
>>215942348sugar mommies love virgins, find some cougar to buy you an apartment sis
Only owners should pay taxes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k38TEJp9rhs
Everyday I'm getting closer and closer to my troon surgeries
>>215944316Enver only likes you for your dick and androgynous appearance.
>>215944415>enverbey only likes you for your dick >doesnt touch my dick
>>215944453Dick is preferable to septic axewounds.
>>215944535When have I ever said anything about chopping my dick off sweetiepie
Went to the pharmacy to pick this up todayInferior to the black market shit desu
>>215939377>>215944313Nothing substantial was said this time around.
>humummmpfff he didn't tell all the incels to join da rebelution and enslayv women! instead he pivoted away from blackpill doom and started giving oofies redpill advice on how to be a better doofy with gymmaxxing!
>>215945067>don't let people step on you and take care of yourself!Profound wisdom
>>215945154The turkroom I knew would've said the skinny short oofy should've never put himself in a position where his gf is leagues above him in looks.>As a sıkinny short sub-5 face it never began for you, bıro. No amount of gymrotting could help that dude. You would look like a compensating clown at best and no one would take you seriously. Being short alone warrants disrespect. He should have cıst sıtayed at home and played video games. Instead he became a victim of a PUA mogger and got humiliated for millions to see, and he will have to live with that for dı rest of his life. Bıruuutal bıro.
>>215945305That's not what turkroom us about. Turkroom is advice for sub 5s so they dont grt played by soyciety and women. It's not meant to put you down, but to educate you.these days his vids are glorified reaction videos, which i don't necessarily mind but he has basically given us most of his wisdom. Will still always watch him.But I prefer thinking ape https://youtu.be/67k4fmDtFGQ?si=gH28KJDCrLM2J4mI
>>215945413That's what I said. As a sub-5 it never began, don't be a doofy like this guy. But he's now entertaining conflict escalation or gymmaxxing to avoid humiliation in the future, instead of straight up saying "don't end up like this guy, don't jump through women's hoops just to end up food for bigger fish".
>>215945659>As a sub5 it never beganNope. Rapemaxxing. Men are able to use force to get women. Once men as a collective realize that they have the poeer to use force the pendulum will finally swing.
>speak when you're spoken toUnironically the only thing you can do if someone does this shit to you in his position is to stab the guy in the neck. You have to murder him because even if you started blasting him with punches as soon as that guy recovers you're getting bent in two.
Crazy that no one IRL disrespect me. I'd love to stab someone but everyone is so courteous to me...
>>215945716I'm tolmbaut Turkroom, not your troon wet dreams or what's le ebin historically accurate
>>215945820https://bibliotecafascista.blogspot.com/2012/03/trenchocracy.html?m=1
>There are many varieties of grenades: the Sype, the Besozzi, the B.P.D., the Tehrenit, etc. They are stylish. Very chic.>There's one that has a vest. In our military jargon we called it "Signorina". You carried the grenades in your haversack, along with canned meat and bread. Then you threw them at the snouts of the Austrians. Very beautiful!>It's not clear why no one in Italy has ever taken the initiative of establishing a school to train future soldiers how to throw grenades. On the fourth pages of newspapers there is a lot of advertising for how to avoid military service, with schools for turners, motorcyclists, chauffeurs; such advertising should be banned. Soon you will see that there will also be a school for grenade throwing.
>>215945838Instead of having to be in constant war to maintain le ebin based hardship, just make most pipo infertile and crippled with chronic disease. Now there's no longer any reason or means to fight for muh incel reproductive rights. The line doesn't have to go up infinitely. The AI will entertain you and feed you slop and rock your boomer chair till you die peacefully. Then transhumans get the rope and robots take over the galaxy or something.
>>215946118>Just don't breed bro and accept your servitude No. There is an irreconcilable conflict of interests over here. War is the solution. And Mussolini's pro-war position has nothing to do with 'muh hardship', but rather arming the people and preparing them for the conquest of political power.
>>215946165Normies will accept ze chip, ze basic income und ze brain police before they join some memevolution or die in war. Even they are aware of the JQ nowadays and refuse to kill/die for kikes. Good luck with the rebelution in a surveillance state where you'll get zogged by 1 million informants and traitors.
>>215946244Fashoids were a minority and so were the bolsheviks in Russia. You don't need popular consent. You just need 1-5%.
>>215946266Okay but weren't most of them both disgruntled from the current state + had the military vet experience and hardness to make a change? Cuckropeans haven't been at war for almost a century. Where will you even find that 1-5% that's both disillusioned and capable?
>>215946362Sorry I was doing somethingThere will probably be a war. I mean there already is a war. There are always wars following long periods of peace. There is no telling how the future will unfold, but usually once the economy goes to the shitter wars are declared to keep the green line going up.
>>215945788I will smack you once and you will die.
>>215946889>I will smack you
I may look like a weak homosexual faggot but I carry a gun. But I don't look like I carry a gun. That is what makes me so dangerous.
imagine how much sex you would have had if you were a female
oх мaлиии кaк ги coля цичкитe в ютyбa
alas all you can do now is cope by making yourself into a mockery of nature's perfection
Huh? As a twink bottom I could have all the sex I want though? That's not cope that is reality. But I'm not interested in that but human connection. Which I genuinely I have. My 'boyfriend' is not merely my fuck buddy, but a genuine friend who I can rely on to be there for me when I am in need.
>enver when will we see this woman of yours we've been hearing so much about>uuuh you see father, xhe i mean she and i are not yet fully committed, i am still getting to know her>astaghfirullah you better not be lying to me, 3rd week in a row now you come to my house smelling of shit. you know how we feel about preserving a woman's virginity but using the back door is still inexcusable shameful behavior
>>215947613I spend more than 1 hour washing my einos bro
>>215947646the rain may wash the manhole cover, but the sewer underneath is still stinky and dirty you disingenuous sharmoota
>>215947718>the coverNigga what? You clean your entire large intestines completely.
>>215947871you enema yourself dawg? how often? that can't be good for ya gut
>>215947882He probably keeps samples of his shit to stuff it back inside his asshole to not disrupt his gut microbiome.
>>215947937#shitimplantsarereal
>>215947882I said I spend more than 1 hour bro. What do you think?I do before im expecting to have sex. My anoos is the cleanest as it can be. I told you already when im done it smells of nothing but flowers.It literally cannot be more pleasant to fuck me
>>215947646literally how?
in other news I have new keyboard and it's better than yours
>>215948051???????
>>215948072how do you plug this to your butt?
>>215948091that's what the tubes in the middle are for ya dimwit
free at lastfree at last!
I have a beautiful and clean anus dont make fun of me
>emcelfunniest concept i've come across
fucking finally kek
>>215948157it's just a hole
>>215948225It's clean and I even exfoliate it
interesting how most of the balk threads end up looking like thisalso you're threads of conversations are hilarious as fuck in narration mode, spilled my coffee yesterday listening to themgod bless you
>>215948267Nigger
>>215948267I guess I didnt need new lolcows after all, just a better medium, pol threads are hilarious as fuck too.
>>215948290fag friend is that you? I swear fag posts are the funniest, I give them this serious actor voice when readin hahahah, oh man. fuck this place just went to 11 in funny. hahahah
every single time I see a greek post I regret not using my filter
>>215948267this thing reads entire threads for you?
the nucleus of balk, ready to explode at each other at any time with hilarious results.kek
>>215948409among other things, I realized that i never paid attention to non lolcow posts because it was too much to read, but in listening mode, while doing other stuff, it's like listening to a comedy podcast kek
>>215948448can you post a brief vocaroo of what that sounds like
>>215948459ill post a video when i get to it
>>215948468man if I get to hook your convos in something like sora 2, and if that could be done i real time at some point , pffffff we talking revolutionizing comedy here. entertainment is gonna change massively in decade
anime
>>215948322Yes
>>215949243cheer up, finally found a good use for you, please, when and if stab gets unbanned engage into a conversation with him, pls pls pls. that would be awesome
>>215949243and also feel free to be completely yourself, evne more go 10x yourself I'd say. ill record that conversation for showcasing
einos status: unlicked
Anyone for Master Duel (Yu-Gi-Oh) ?
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