biomass edish
>>215917492what's he got on his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEKMED-_2QQ
>>215917498bowl
>>215917498dough
>>>/gif/29630863
>>215917609fucked it
Of someone falsely called you a nonce in public and you knocked them out would that make you look more like a nonce?
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
If I genuinely ever get in a argument with a stranger in public I'm just going to say they are a convicted profile loudly and aggressively
isn't life interesting
>>215917623So this is rorke...
>>215917638>I'm just going to say they are a convicted profilecan see how that would confuse them into leaving you alone
remember me?i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,remember me?i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,remember me?i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,remember me?i'm the one who had you gay in the assgay guh guh gay gay gay gay gay,guh guh gay guh guh gay gay gay gay guh gay,gay gay guh guh gay gay gay gay gay,gay guh gay guh guh gay gay gay gay guh gay
>>215917636Fight in the trenches...?
mental how many feckless lumps of biomass are going to be aimlessly shambling around in about 2 hours
They're getting pretty good nowhttps://youtu.be/U0T8DkFmCMM
got my neko ears headphones on even though I'm not feeling particularly kawaii today
>>215917987This isn't even a good bad post
tonight was the second time I woke up with my earplugs taken off and neatly placed on my bedside table. but I don't remember taking them off and I would never do it anyway.
>>215917954i mean that actually is shit. would believe it was a real cover if ai wasn't common now or if i was a normie but it's not like that's really good music
green
can't believe finlad killed /who/
where is everyone
NEW>>215917866>>215917866>>215917866>>215917866
>>215918160*waves at you*
>>215918203
off to the asda soon to do my shopping
>>215918365what u getting
Breaking:Gavin Barwell (of Cuckfield, Sussex) has entered an impromptu dance-off against Jeremy Godfrey, the experienced regulatory and government professional, known for his roles in communications and technology sectors.
Smelly pretty girl poots directly up my nostrils.
brit niggas really live in sus sex
>>215918436veg and that
>>215918042Meant good as in, I'm not hearing much of that odd tone correction they all had 6 and half weeks ago
*rattles the runt cage*
another successful spelunky 2 run
>>215918203>>215918337wacky creatures
>>215918655difficult to be a cataware of the world around you but without much vital context
>>215918648*howls and climbs upside down in the cage and throws poo at you*
>>215918701*waits til you tire yourself out then enters the cage and euthanizes you via lethal injection*
harambe is fucking dead
>>215918772Harambe in Kiss facepaint
rubbing spunk on my belly
>>215918713*feigns defeat until you're right next to me then clobbers you and shags your arse*
>>215918811*cums*
corr
Dead internet theory is real do not believe the scam if a young attractive woman is "looking for people to chat with" or anything of the sort
Photo of KLAXONS, L - R Jamie Reynolds , Steffan Halperin , James Righton and Simon Taylor arriving at the Mercury Music Awards (2007)
just gone for a poo and can already feel another one comingbums gone mental
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.My kind transcends your very understanding.We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are Doro.
>>215918857Klaxons are kunts
>>215918857LIGHT TOUCHED MY HANDS IN A DREAM OF GOLDEN SKANSFROM NOW ON, YOU CAN FORGET ALL FUTURE PLANSNIGHT TOUCHED MY HANDS WITH THE TURNING, GOLDEN SKANSFROM THE NIGHT TO THE LIGHT, ALL PLANS ARE GOLDEN IN YOUR HANDS
*starts breakdancing*
>>215918915doesn't mean anything does it
fuck jay zfuck jay z
>>215918938>hes never had a dream of golden skans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlepUhbtq10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygu4KrxJqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5JfPqtD45Q
we need to make car ownership as accessible as home ownershippeople should be renting their cars more often than owning them outright
>>215919023the dinho
>>215918935
remember once i accidentally left my dog in the garden in the rain for an hour
>>215919187not onwas dogberg alright
Hit rock bottom last night. It's only up from here. I'm so painfully ashamed.
>>215919221was soaked
>>215919236A&E dildo removal?
>>215919187what did he say
>>215919187My neighbour used to leave his dog out in the garden all weather, the poor thing was starving, so I'd jump the fence and pass him to my dad & we'd take him inside wrap him in a warm blanket & give him milk and meat. One early morning my dad was taking the bins out front, and the dog was laying in the road on his side in the pouring rain, my dad gives him a nod and he sprints inside our house & that was it, he was ours. Neighbour knocked and kicked off a bit, but my dad was huge & strong & said he's ours whether you like it or not & the guy backed down. Miss my boy
>>215919267Nah, was in the shower puking so hard I burst blood vessels in my eyes and nose. Was pouring blood out of my nose, and my eyes are still bright red today
>>215919187bet it loved you when you let it back in
>>215919281Just doesn’t sound true does it
on the bog lads
female to male trannies confuse mewhy would you want this
Never once parallel parked
>>215919307Yeah nothing ever happens
>>215919281based dadberg>>215919307got one of my cats like that, they werent feeding it or anything so we went over and just asked for it and they were like yeah we don’t care take it off our hands
>>215919336Its easy mate... are you a fanny haver?
>>215919336same, just find a bigger space not hard is it
To be fair, the 2 times we had anything close to a socialist government, under Attllee and Wilson, all we got was the NHS, unemployment payments, sickness payments, maternity leave, retirement pension, council houses, national parks, decriminalisation of homosexuality, relaxing the divorce laws, outlawing racial discrimination, liberalising birth control and abortion law.
>>215919355No but I don’t have my own car I drive my dads Mercedes so I’m reluctant to try it in that
dick head
>>215919395Too early 4 this m8
>>215919395rorke nodding his head then slowly furrowing his brow the more this sentence goes on
>>215919395>outlawing racial discriminationCould you even try and think of a way to make them less appealing?
is anyone going to cuddle me…
>>215919296on the old booze were you
>>215919492would love to but you're too far away
new bloke at work doesnt like me i can tellwell then i dont like himfuck him
>>215919492come to my flat in northern ireland and perhaps ill help youperhaps a bit more
For a bunch of straight white Aryans you lot really do love to "joke" about gay stuff to eachother
I feel that we are not born to understand.We gain the privilege. Human behavior is not only unresponsive to analysis but runs contrary to wards it.
back from the asda and i've made myself a coffee
>>215919519thought you lot were all religious zealots
>>215919519are you a unionist
How did it come to this
>>215919579Put Ireland flag on there too
>>215919583nice bathroom
#BackZack
he likes it :)
>>215919583if i were this fat i would probably do myself in
>>215919573no
won't be long til the parasite comes to post his "sponsors"
>>215919679ok i will suck your dick then
>>215919677Think about suicide hourly. I'm tired of life
How can a country be this cucked? Sort yourselves out lads.
>>215919710put a fucking sock in it o'rorke
>>215919710> How can a country be this cuckedDunno, ask yourself. Last I checked we still own part of your country.
>>215919731Starved the potatoe mong lmfao
>>215919731Alri Abduh
counted all my coinsi have:162 x 20p117 x 10p108 x 5pwhich equals £49.50
>>215919763Least obvious Jew false flag
>>215919757done him and >>215919679 done him collaterally
Get the crinkles crunched
>>215919786You're brown.
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>>215919823If you say so
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Orgy in the sand dunes of Al Zutt
>>215919848I do say so. You're an embarrassment of a nation.
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hublot posting already, im going to be late for work
still haven't told the wife how much I lost on crypto last week (it's 300k, all of our non-ISA savings)
>>215919535i'm neither straight nor white
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>bogtrotter calling another country an embarrassment
>>215919906ohmydays he sold at a loss
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
lol good job from West Midlands Police. Sorry, can't protect any Israeli Citizens from attending so we're banning them.We used to have the best police force in the world and now it's a bit of a laughing stock. I can't think of any other football game where this has happened.I guess this is what happens when you import in a shit load of Muslims
Harambe Kiss poster ISIS flag trans
>>215919923>soldgot liquidated due to cross margins on two wallets. 300k to 1.9k just like that.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Hate England so I don’t really care but this is hilarious
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Getting to that age where what I've done for my whole life actually turns out to have all mattered (49)
>>215919973funny how he never mentioned Sweden, Germany or Italy, swiss, Portuguese, Finnish etc no just straight to the third world
>>215919973meed londoners blended into a fine paste
politics posting is ittime to leave the thread i think
>>215920021um he did say some Europeans rorke
>>215920040bosnian? That’s the third world m8
>>215919973Holy grimness. I can't believe I live next to such degeneracy cesspit.
Came here to say something and forgot what it was. Oh yeah, Pam from the Office is kinda cute? I don't want to be offensive
Just watched Nicholas Cage portray the grim alkie runt toil in "Leaving Las Vegas"
>>215920031not an airportdon’t need to announce your departure mate
on the morning coffee run
Oh my, Pam from the Office is 51 now. And that's like chill y'all *Indian head bob*
>>215920100looking a cracked m&m
>>215920100Made me think of that one animation.
>>215920100what is that
>>215920078>>215920117She is a broken woman. It's a meme on /tv/ where she talks about John Krasinksi 3 times a day. It's funny once and then it is just sad because life is not a comedie.
>>215920100sometimes I think it's worth to go full fat and not chubby, big big guys look more interesting than just regular big guys
>>215920153a 21st century man
>>215920165She's a very feminine woman (a lunatic) and beautiful
£50 on Monday morning gave me 450miFriday morning I’m on 170miNot on
>>215920171what are you waiting for? the world is your oyster and many other food items
Mong loves his shit webm! https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/JAuEaKE0haY17WxSVMpGZg/
>>215920249hes got mento elf x
plan for the weekend was buy the new pokemon game but everyone says its awful so ill have to cut hedges instead
>>215920100mad how ugly androgyny in blacks is compared to whites
>>215920225that's a lot of cum
>>215920283Init
>>215920206I like the way her mouth moves when she talks
I actually agree
>he doesn't know how to buy low sell high
no one care me
>*buries head back into the ground and pretends everything is ok*Pathetic lot.
just one more day until we can waste the weekend
>>215920344let them come and we'll fucking batter them
>>215920356Ireland isn't doing much better though, is it
good morning you wicked repellent incel monsters
the more i read and learn about india the more i’m in awe it still exists as a quasi-function nation
>>215920354i care you
>A union said it was "concerned" after six students joined a university's new esports course.>The University of Suffolk (UOS) has spent £1.6m renovating a vacant building for the undergraduate degree course in competitive video gaming>But Charlie Smith, esports course leader, said it was "a long-term investment" which UOS was "committed to".Student loan to play vidya all day?
someone's using their word of the day
>>215920356mad how ireland had to invent a new measure of gross national income to deal with their economy which is 90% foreign owned
>>215920466i doubt we're much better these days
My fav Twitter account
>>215917492ungrateful cunt
>>215920498so this is rorke
>>>/g/106907769>>>/g/106915459
barely took the bins out in time lads, the gentlemen were just around the corner
>>215920344no jew lover but thats a load of shit id even go further and say fifa banning russia is a jokeits fucking football it should take precedent over everything. if everyone took it a bit more seriously the world would be lovely
save a child suck a pedo
>>215919973Ah yes the man who famously loved UK Benjamin zephaniah
Another normal day in Britain.
>>215919395Everything that's bankrupted the country? Class!
>>215920552that boys not racist like you
there was a woman in tescos who wasn't wearing a bra and i could see her nipples
>>215920526the bin gentlemen yeah? theyre called bin people now mate, you misogynistic bastard
>>215920552What's he thinken.
god i wish i were a medieval gong farmer
>>215920574nothing wrong with it you creepwhite women need to wander round like tribal african women
>>215920387He's been there for his face wound for 6 years
got tummy acheno one care me
Please stop bullying anglos, they already suffer enough as is.
>>215920552rorkesa parks
this is rorke
you cant farm gongs
mad how even the rorkes who said charles was woke still just accepted him. because they're as much of a cuck as leftypol is
>>215919906post positions
diego's being crucified for our sins in soho tonight if anyone wants to go
got a sore arse and willy
>>215920664been raping yourself again?
>>215919947They are scum fans tbf (not just because they're Israeli) but they'd be sent into a muslim stronghold, would be absolute carnage - no wonder the police aren't willing to work that. Waste of resources.
>>215920629Man cave scriptures
>>215919973State of his teethUnelectable on that alone
>>215920672nope. its prostate cancer
>>215920683perhaps muslims shouldnt be so violent. why should anyone tolerant that?
>its fucking football it should take precedent over everything
>>215920746People actually think like this, brainrot
>The UEFA Europa League (UEL), usually known simply as the Europa League and formerly called the UEFA Cup, is an annual football club competition organised since 1971 by the Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) for eligible European football clubsoh right israel is in europe now is it
british parents love cleaning their face with their kids dirty bath towels after its been used to dry their arse and genitals. bloody nonces
>>215920356Pot kettle Seamus
>>215920746what impact has russia's absence from the world cup had on the ukraine war
>>215920768if your arse and genitals are still dirty after a shower or bath then i think you have many problems mate
>>215920518They look the exact same
Rorke stanky legg dance in Target prank
>>215920629ktim
>>215920764>learning this in 2025 sometime i forget you are all actual shut in virgins
>>215920552En route to the donegal girls secondary prom
>>215920788there's going to be dirty in the water. thats what it's for. plus you can't trust kids to clean themselves properly . they're gross
Friday`sPocket MonsterofThe dayis ..Shellos [West Sea] !!
>>215920733Yeah but there's unironically nothing that can be done about that
>>215920816i think you're a nonce for even thinking about this. weirdo
>>215920829have you got pokemon legends za going mousey
>there's going to be dirty in the waterWhere abouts in Delhi are you from lad?
>>215920836well perhaps the government should stand up to those thugs instead of acquiescing literally everything
>>215920837even if your family are squeaky clean, the bathroom will be hot so there's sweat there's going to be saliva and probably snot as well. thats what british parents love rubbing in their face when they say just dry it out and sit back over the railing
>>215920764kazakhstan takes the piss
>>215920785Makes them seethe and its funny
The watch: https://youtu.be/bdyyin_9izI?si=knTPugGpiZsuVSjg
>no erica stop putting your towel in the wash, i need to sniff it
Washingmachineberg goes fucking HAYWIRE if you don't empty him as soon as he's done. Fucking diva
>>215920906very telling that you consider your appliances male. queer bastard
>>215920875ireland has an excuse because half their population play gaelic games which only they ever play but why are wales and scotland so dogshit at football
saw the pengers neighbour in her yoga pants so that's the wank sorted
they're going outhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1760648027015599.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1760648452106047.mp4
>>215920853I Shan`t bePlaying ..Sadly It Does notLookgood !!
>>215920931Never went out at uniStayed in my room browsing 4chan and playing vidyaSomehow I still had mates
>>215920946scr
https://youtu.be/qXZ40R4yCIE?t=131
you're an incel, stay inyou're an incel, stay inyou're an incel, stay inyou're an incel, STAY IN
daughterberg had her period in the bath and now im sniffing her towel
>>215920919Almost like they have a neighbour with the boggest richest league in the world and thats hard to compete against
>>215921004whats going on mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgaY-Sli-hQ
you're at uni, stay in bedyou're at uni, eat rustlers burgersyou're at uni, play world of warcraft
Why would you link to dogshit audioless mp4s on the incel board instead of just reposting them here
saw a 'soup tier list' finna to make all of them starting from the S TIER todays soup is GAZPACHO
>A history module called Decolonising Tolkien et al, taught at the University of Nottingham, uses a text that says orcs and other dark-skinned characters in the best-selling trilogy are the victims of 'ethnic chauvinism'.
>>215921093For me its broccoli and stilton
>>215921108sounds fucked up i cant lie
>>215920892Sure he's nowhere near as decorous with a willy up his bum
>>215921121yeh its rank, dont bother.
doing a read
reopen the mines and fill it with incels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7f-gQZC0Ww&list=OLAK5uy_mRntL-8qL1yRDWvEP0nuaNzSIz3LjE73E&index=3
>>215921124need his masterclass on how to do polite cumfarts
Just booked a tarot reading. My chakra's feeling well off lately
>
imagine the millions out of work in this country being picked up at 6am by military transport under penalty of death and taken to labor locations, given tools and told to get on with it corrr. Back home at 6pm in time for tea and repeat!
>>215921277>laborFOY
mens mental health group was alright yesterday they cooked everyone a full english breakfast but there was an annoying new lad who offered me drugs
>>215921269https://youtube.com/watch?v=tTg9j-MME_k
Imagine a tradey walking in here and forcing Heathermong to suck him off on threat of violence!
>>215921277would unironically love this if i got paid for it
really enjoy manual labour ill be out there doing it for hours but im too autistic to get on with tradies
looking at my sad little shriveled willy
>>215921349Sounds like agriculture is more your speed
>>215921301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RNAz2MlVp0
need a dork gf
>>215921295Andy's Man Club?
>>215921363can i see?
>>215921382you seen the ads?
>>215921277That would solve all of /brit/s problems too because the couple of incels that have taken it on themselves to become professional posters would be working! And we could have reasonable talk in here. They would need to be zero tolerance, disability = we’ll find something for you to do, “mental disability” = dragged out of the house anyway
im cold brr
yet to suck a coffee
>>215921416Nah I'm just aware of themThey any good
>>215921349Just insult them backTrades are usually fat, ugly pissheads and/or phet mongs so very easy to hurl abuse back at
kill every single dog in existence
just been bummed to death
>>215921442this was more of a more casual thing associated with AMC but yeah its alright bit boring to listening to people speak and I'm not comfortable enough yet to talk about any of my problems really but its nice to get out of the house
brr brr patapim
>>215921277Unemployment is very low in historic terms, people are just working shit gig economy jobs or low paid drone work. The median household income goes up after taxes because they're topped up by bennies.
in the van :)
>>215921496ooh is there candy
"Research into quantum physics" no, you have not actually researched this topic. Cite your peer reviewed studies on astral projection and energy manipulation for telekinesis using quantum physics. As a physics major, I HATE when you charlatans use QuAnTuM pHySiCs as some sort of magic. Its not. Most of the things you are talking about are not yet proven and are conjecture, let alone proven for MANIPULATING OBJECTS OUTSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING BODY. Please cite literally every claim you make here.
>>215921505no, on a diet you see
>>215921514quantum mechanics means magic is real and anything can be anything :)
>>215921514*Uses my Matilda telekinesis powers to make your blackboard fall on your nerd head*
in many ways science is a religion
>>215921543Profound insight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymx8b3iDcVs
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
>>215921482What sort of things do people talk about?
mad how poo comes out your bum
>>215921568had a peng 18 year old girl I was seeing that used to text me this every morning years ago. small and petite with giant tits, brunette, had never had sex before without a condom previously. Miss that one
Class how 52% of the British population is on bennies and Government spending is at 45% of GDP imo
>>215921590>>215921591
and the latest from 3i atlas?
nova>>215921629>>215921629>>215921629
little dickhead neighbours complained to my mum again about me speeding in our village
gtg to toille sigh
>>215921636>MOOOOOOVE!!!
