snow angel
footballs back tomorrow boys, thank fuck, they use international breaks as a punishment to keep us grateful when it’s back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0RShVMW3w&list=RDUZ0RShVMW3w&start_radio=1
>>215921629On the vpn today?
cosmos by carl sagangood book thatromanticised take on science/religion and history though
speed kills, rorke
news
>>215921647I'm a thirdie, VPN is too expensive for me
>little dickhead neighbours complained to my mum again about me speeding in our village
>>215921666slow news week
Imagine how much pussy black conservatives get oh my days
>>215921712this is me lol, had a few black girls/mixies
>>215921721You are not black
Put incels into camps for forced toil and mandatory socialisation in the evenings from Mondays - Fridays
oof thats a bad miss
>>215921642Sad life you lead
might ave a cheeky 'offee at 3:21 am(i can do that)
the /brit/ iceberg explained
>>215921682Just obey the law rorke
poo smells
>>215921745Very sad life I lead! *looks at my fiance sleeping in one of the beds in my 3 bedroom house* I’m so sad
>>215921661I should be allowed to speed in my comfortable, supercharged sports saloon because it's in everyone's interest I arrive at my destination in good time. Your 1.0 litre hatchback is not the same
ich heiße bruce und ich liebe goyslop gescrannen
>>215921729thank god for that, point still stands I’ve cummed inside a few peng little mixies
Two Egyptian asylum seekers accused of raping a woman on Brighton beach have been pictured for the first time. Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 35, who both live in the same migrant hotel in West Sussex, appeared at Crawley magistrates' court on Thursday. They were charged with rape alongside Abdulla Ahmadi, a 25-year-old Iranian. The 33-year-old woman said she was attacked in the early hours of Saturday, October 4, after she left a nightclub in Brighton. The hearing was told that the three suspects were arrested soon after. Both Egyptians gave their address as an asylum hotel in a village near Horsham, West Sussex.Crawley magistrates' court heard Al-Danasurt is being investigated for suspected immigration offences.He is charged with two counts of rape, and confirmed his name and date of birth through an Arabic interpreter.
>>215921766Embarrassing
>>215921766*sinks the syringe into your neck**the gf and house evaporate, leaving the walls of your smelly childhood bedroom*
>>215921797yea? come do summat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKddfxkDWk
>>215921786But it’s irrelevant to what I said? I don’t think you read my post correctly
>>215921766>I am happy I am happy I am happy I am happy
Hate football mongs. Yes Ngubu score that goal for Hampshire FC OI OI!
>>215921773I put that shit on everything
>>215921813Read this post correctly - I have spunked inside a few tasty little mixies in my time matey
>>215921818picked last in PE were you yeah
>>215921794Wonder what the breaking point will be (if there is going to be one)
might visit my local mcdonlads later
>>215921814project on
>>215921814lmfao
Personally i enjoy the football. But cant imagine "missing it" after a week.
>>215921827Sure you have bud
Happy Friday forum
ᓚᘏᗢ
taking the top bun off a quarter pounder and jizzing all over it
>>215921871I know I have
>>215921794leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>215921873Would love to kick that cunt through a skylight
Scalp's dry as fuck
Love this
incel cock fighting - instead of roosters, 2 incels entire a circle and attempt to kill eachother until one eventually succeeds. could be big business this idea
got the terraria porn on
>>215921911How so?
>>215921885Hope they put a leaky sachet of Franks Red Hot in there and you get it all over your willy
Seething LOL
i was always picked last in PE unless it was hockey which i was one of the best players at
entering the time of year where you leave your window open for some fresh air and 9999999999999999999 flies and mosquitoes instantly enter
>>215921932
>>215921814
remember in primary school when I had two girlfriends at once and would walk around holding both their hands at the same time, should’ve known from them I was born to be a shagger
SportsBet is the number one app for having a crap
mad how my premier league football knowledge is stuck in like 2008 since that's when i grew upwhere's west brom gone
Forest v Chelsea 12:30pm kick offPENNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
another successful spelunky 2 run (second time for today)
>>215922001back home to the championship
my sources are now telling me that man has indeed kicked ball. more info to come
>>215922048your sources are shite, he is GOING to kick the ball he hasn’t kicked the ball struth
Yes, you heard it correctly. The man will in fact be kicking the ball again from tomorrow.
not allowed to give blood because of foot and mouth but when i get asked at toil to join the company blood donation thing and say i can't it makes it sound like i have aids or something
>>215922054naughty little flutter that
glod
the only thing 4chan is good for are the football match threads, that’ll be the only thing of value lost when we’re booted off
>>215922064not interested in such trivial minutiae as i’m not a gormless imbecile hypnotised by such bread and circus charades
>>215922054Dont know who that is
>>215922103/sp/ is a shadow of its former glory. An absolute shithole like the rest of the site now.
>>215922082dude has a farm disease omdz
>not interested in such trivial minutiae as i’m not a gormless imbecile hypnotised by such bread and circus charades
>>215922108no no, I’m sure you’re solving all sorts of problems of higher importance, I bet you’re really making a difference and not a pasty little bag of bones who’s afraid to leave his bedroom yep
>>215922132was baiting for a hatting not this zoomer shite ffs
>>215922128anyone born in the uk between 1980-1996 can't in a lot of countrieswe just can't rule out the possibility
>>215922125Largely agree, it was still a good laugh in the run up to the last euros. The England aspect to it on /sp/ is/was decent
>>215922154afraid that's the best i've got lad, i'm tired and my wits are dulled at this hour
Friday chaps, no toil tomorrow so get in
>>215922194your wits are dulled at 10am? i think you have glandular problems
peeling big pancakes of green biofilm off my shower screen and eating them
Don't even have the words to express my pain and suffering anymore. I am curled up in a moist latrine, shivering as I gurgle and murmur.
>>215922253get to work u fucking waster
>>215922211working Saturday and Sunday me
>>215922259Posting this from my desk.
>>215922274alright then
>>215922253Are you short and ugly?
>>215922287I am
already christmas eve in australia
>>215922274why is your desk in a toilet?
>>215922287No, I'm 182cm and attractive women have been attracted to me. Just traumatised by life
>>215922264GRIMwhat do you do?
>>215922305What happened?
shitting all over the toilet
feels like an insult when euromillions says you’ve won a prize and you log on to see £5 .. yeah .. cheers..
>>215922212Do white people have more defined palates than monkeys?
>>215922321traumatised by life
>>215922326was this the bloke doing all those horny indian tweets to underage twinks
>>215922342Remember being exciting and opening the email with nervous anticipation only to learn id won £2.50
>>215922296Grim yankified bogan neighbours have had plastic skeletons hanging off their street trees for a fortnight now
>>215922353yeh. whole thing was swept under the rug by Liebour
>>215922353that's the tip of the iceberg
wot if slobodan milsovicic stayed in power and reformed yugoslavia
I had to put you into this thing, or you would never let it happen.
sick of it
>>215922307I toil
>>215922301Just a metaphor for my feelings about life>>215922321Raised by mentally ill retarded parents, both dead by my early 20s, constantly experienced bullying and social alienation, some deserved, most not. Capable of waging and keeping myself clean and tidy, but I'm totally emotionally dysfunctional and struggling to cope with being emotionally isolated
>>215922449cheer up mate :)
UM where is diego x
Just walked in on my friend taking a shit lmao
>>215922471was he naked?
>>215922471how was the smell? did you see his knob? how big was it
>>215922449speak to a counsellor then
>>215922455Mfw
>>215922515you have fat eyes
>>215922496Have done many times, one told me there's nothing they can do for me, the others tried but never meaningfully helped me. Reckon I'm done
any London man fancy a bum?
ok
screaming
>>215922525Yeah got a fat body too
nathan acting out for attention like a little 4 year old girl
sir am bottom
Lucked out being a darker haired germanic redhead rather than one of those pale irish ones
What's going on here then?
installing viruses on my desktop pc
>>215922612turbo virgin attention seeking
>>215922612bored 4chan addict desperate for attention
Liverpool vs Man United lads I dunno about this one you know, Liverpool been shaky
>>215922612am bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0wyxef05Q&list=OLAK5uy_nPZHENOYaglrpUyxlOMMKcF9_ueCtgqjE&index=2
shadowboxing in my SCB with the rocky theme on hyping myself up to walk to maccas
>>215922482No>>215922484Didn't see his knob or the poo, didn't really smell
got a fee
ever piss yourself while drunk?
>>215922709is that your coffee this morning lad? looking good
>>215922650get the ekitike started get the goals scored get the isak sold to Arabs
>>215922719Once when I was 18 in first year of uni. Predrank on a 3 litre frosty jacks bottle topped up with ribena and vodka and was on the 2 for £3 jagerbombs in Oceana. Didn't feel like I was totally steaming when I got back to bed but woke up and I'd pissed mesen
Anyone got the source on this >>215794763
Might go to a Chinese massage parlour
>>215922728yeah, too expensive :)
>>215922798my mate dave just havin a laugh
>>215922731need her to beat me up and make fun of me
wanking my little acorn cock with my thumb and forefinger
had to fight off a microsoft hit squad that was sent to update my PC to win 11
>wanking my little acorn cock with my thumb and forefinger
on an incel toil walk around town
first time i put the heating on this yearam i a pussy
>>215922897in the future you might be snatched off the street and sent to a work camp when you do that
wanted to have a nice and long wank but spaffed to quckly
>>215922913yeajust put on a sweater nigga
puttering at an incel walking around town, everyone laughing as he goes
friday scrandle is something else
>>215922928>sweater We don’t have these
americans be like sweating here in my sweater and sweatpants
>>215922956my mistakea rooty tooty warm wooly
what's her endgame?
>>215922939rorke's life is like a movie
don’t like Americans who meddle in our politicsFUCK OFF
>>215923024The duality of Rorke, either a huge strong shagger or a tiny virgin
>>215923020>her
Hello /brit/ how's life treating you today?Are you looking forward to your weekend?
>>215923054something philosphical in that i reckon
no wonder so many leftypols are gangling freaks
they're calling him rorkeypop small cock
*bobs, weaves and shadow boxes in the middle of the thread*
>>215923074Freaking jerk!
Week off toil for me next weekGot to sort out one thing before I finish and cannot bring myself to do it
>>215922939
>>215923096*admires the display of athleticism with a pint in my hand*
>>215923114ktimmers
>>215923064kill me
smoked a cigarette once while drunk
>>215923134No, I'd rather not I would get in trouble. What is bothering you?
sucking a fag nice and deep in my garden right now
>>215923186bloody sick of it
>>215923064I’m alright just working, looking forward to some chill time over the weekend
>>215923064Working from home, finished my work already and I'm just lying down occasionally jiggling my mouse with my foot
>>215923186
am bottom
>>215923186>>215923202If you tried harder in school maybe you could have been on This Morning
mental how much better I feel without nicotineberg, caffeinestein and alcoholwitz yet brainfeld roars out for all of them
I was on Granada Tonight once as a kid
And If if weren't off this morning you could be on This Morning as well!
bollocks are sweaty
got curb on
Like Allison Hammond a lot actually (not in a sex way)>>215923228Nobody worth anything ever goes on This Morning mate
If you tried harder in school you wouldn’t be watching this morning
black niggas love they long words for simple things
>>215923238imagine if you combined them alli know alcohol energy drinks exist and there's something called a nicotini cocktail but i don't think anyone put them all together
when I was unemployed I would be on the sofa from 10am-1pm? From Monday to Thursday wanking to Holly Willoughby on This Morning
>>215923315she's nothing special
In my defence it's just on the telly for noise while I toil away on the lappy
>>215923287you must be a regular on it then
>>215923204Same, wfh is great especially on Friday. It already feels like you're away from work and just winding down. Got most of the work done, just have to keep an eye of the emails coming in. >>215923203Sweet. Toil has been fairly stressful lately, feels like everything that could go wrong has gone terribly wrong. Always looking forward to a weekend of chilling at home with nothing to do besides playing videogames, napping and eating good food.
>>215923355>I must feel good no bad thoughts must feel good no bad thoughts
amnada holden looks more bogged everytime i see her
>>2159233522016-17?You’re insane
Every British person was forced to learn and commit to memory the phrase "the future is bright, the future is orange" and then in 2015 orange went away forever and it's been wild times ever since
was once on the bbc (in the background amongst a crowd 400m away from the camera)
>Holly Willoughby is nothing specialmy days
whose clit do i have to suck for a life like this
>>215923394phone and internet are with orange
>>215923405she really isn't, i've seen better birds down the pub
>>215923371not everyone in the midst of an existential crisis mate pull your head up from the gutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEnY9oxtJg
>>215923371Ktimming
You have to be lobotomized to watch British telly and find it entertaining
>>215923422yea? Drive past it often do you
>>215923415I'm with ee
I like Police Interceptors
>>215923422She isn’t now but back then when she was thick she was gorgeous if you think otherwise you’re gay sorry
Zoomers won't know this but in the 90s British television was better than the Yanks
raping my arse with an orange
>>215923456>customers no longer able to sign up for Orange tariffsthe whole world is getting orange tariffs these days hehe
>>215923371me when i'm doing my ritual posts
>>215923478Alri Andy Parsons
>leaves you doubled over and hoarse from howling laughter
reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk
>>215923456my future is bright and orange
Saying you want to shag Holly Willoughby is the most boring basic Deano statement that every Deano says
Trapped in a hole of my own digging
>>215923525for good reason
oh wow he doesn't want to shag willougby he's well cool and different
Suckling an indian
Toillass watched a 'really old film' called Layer Cake last night
Wow, He Moves in Her Own Way.
>>215923525that's Emma Watson
remember the orange advert with that joanna newsom song? svetlana sucks lemons across from me
Trump got Gaze to agree to release the hostages in like 15 minutes and now the PM of Israel is breakin his yap bone explaining why it's no good
She's a drag, a well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IJF6TGg-e-A
>gazeVery high and tired.
Right, well that's just not on is it
>>215923614well obviously, he needed those hostages to justify his genocide
>>215923614>>215923617>>215923621>>2159236324 non-Brits, Americans of probably not Mayflower stock either, chatting it up in my British Culture Forum.
>Very highktim when I'm on a plane
>>215923608ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS1R39ackrk
>>215923643>Americans of probably not Mayflower stock eitherdifficult to read
doing a DANCE!
>>215923643We possess British Values
>>215923679>Wefoy
>>215923643canadians are snow brits
>>215923674
They're known as Mayflowers because they frequently bloom in May, though its season can start as early as April. It's real name is Trailing Arbutus
ed sheeran's ginger bollocks
https://youtube.com/shorts/fQVJPmxnLWYAmerican police seem to be angry and scared all the time and treat American citizens like badly behaved children, and all because everyone there is terrified of being shot
>>215923679Oh, this will be fun.. this will be a lark for sure. Go ahead Rorke. Tell me about these "British Values". I've got all day.
>>215923728shagged ellie goulding tho and god knows who else
>>215923705she'd def get it
get the cocks destroyed
>>215923706primrose name is from prime because they're first to flower
>>215923705she looks quite similar to my gf, build wise and some of the facial features and hair
>>215923756up the back door?
Found a tune.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbKYu7y0PMU
>>215923785in her fanny? yeah.
need a girl in a tricorn hat
DTFIC hasn't been here in a few days.
>>215923774You don’t have a girlfriend
>>215923751Obsequious obeisance to the lanyard wearing managerial class
>>215923857freak lol, how warped do you have to be to think people don’t have girlfriends it’s the most normal thing in the world
got 2 weeks off work and shan't be stepping foot outside for the whole duration
>>215923899/brit/feel is leaking again, SAD
>>215923899>to think people don’t have girlfriendsI don’t think this.
i can think of at least 5 things more normal than having a gf
>>215923905giwtwm
>>215923907so just me then, I’ve been with her for 3 years lad and she looks similar to that girl. I’ve had quite a few girlfriends actually, sorry to tell you
>>215923371me pooposting on /brit/ as a 34 year old male
>>215923936Weird that you feel the need to mention her randomly when it’s completely irrelevant to the post you replied to. Just seems like the same thing my mate used to do back at school with his fake girlfriend
>>215923965we are on a forum for posting random thoughts my little mate, no one asks people to post about their poo screaming but they do it, why are you upset
got an ingrown hair on my pubis region
fucking hell
>>215923705Quentissential povvo face
Umsey Umhan
putting gazpacho in S tier is crazy its fine but its basically salsa
why did Roxanne have to put on the red light
Toilberg cautiously announcing he doesn't fancy black women
>>215923979No ones upset except you fella
hurry up and get bored
>>215924021where's heinz cream of chicken soup
>>215924039Ah that’s crazy my girlfriend says that all the time, my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend
>>215924025because she was a prostitute
>>215924034Stellar, let me know when you’re ready to end this uncomfortable conversation so I can have a wash to remove the stink of having interacted with you
>>215924044My gf loves that soup she had last night, I have a girlfriend
>>215924021colcannon isn't a soupwtf is this shit image
>The City of Angels, they call it, but everyone I've talked to is named Jose
>>215924021Wtf is "Grandma's Chicken"
>>215924107thats what your grandad calls his cock
>>215924089lots of hispanic fellas named angelyou're a dimwit
poo chumble
>he was the kinda guy who did his talking with his fists, so i drummed up some conversation
>>215924132had a girlfriend called angel once
>>215924123And that's considered an "S-Tier" soup then is it?
so many mong brained /brit/ posters so little time
lads seething
>>215924162your da was born wasnt he?
>he was tryin' to buy more sand for his hour glass>but i wasn't sellin' any
>>215924158That’s crazy my girlfriend says this all the time
>>215924107Basically the soup you make after a roast dinner
thats emmyank done
his mind? Raped
Dave's fact of the day:Doctors have successfully transplanted the head of a money onto another, but it only lived for a few minutes...Another one of them for you tomorrow
>In this town, everyone’s got an angle. Hers just happened to be shaped like trouble.
>>215924220
>>215924021Onion soup is mid
