I wish i could pet a brown eagle edish
wa la
>>215924220My girlfriends got a brown eagle, my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend
Morning lads! morning nathan, another day of perpetual virginity is it wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tswzMELlPqE&list=RDtswzMELlPqE&start_radio=1
finna air fry a pb&j
>>215924220because you're a retard
alri lads. haha you'll never guess what my gf said to me this morning. ah actually I can't say it here but I definitely have a gf
mad how gay i am
why are most of you so boring
>>215924289um
Someone explain which credit card is best for a high earner that travels frequently
Been out with my gf the last 3 weekends on the trot, went tobogganing, beefeater for a shite meal and last weekend ice skating. We’re not doing anything this weekend and I will watch football in peace thank god
>>215924288ye ma>>215924289ye da>>215924324ye na
>>215924324is grok broken
>>215924324I should ask my gf because she’s got a few credit cards I might do that for you, ask my gf
>>215924308We know the end's coming, no point trying now
>>215924324ask martin lewis but i assume american express
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qgsP5uFBE&list=OLAK5uy_nusL0JwpbmhlGNns_lO1Xn_Jyu4V2RIVI&index=11
Can one just get council housing instead of paying rent to greedy Boomer landlords? Would be like a cheat code if possible.
>>215924361get over it or stop posting
I've been lifting for 1-2 years so I'm not weak, I was doing a bench press with two 20kg dumbbells and this fat girl just got on the bench next to me and mogged me to fuck by blasting the same exercise but with 25kg dumbbells and more repsfelt utterly humiliated, like the whole gym was just laughing at me
um.
Hi /brit/ I'm curious to know, how much do you spend on electricity per month? Is electricity that expensive?
>>215924429you’re trolling aren’t you, 20kg dumbbells after 1-2 years an 8 year old could mog that nevermind a women
>>215924429No one was looking no one cares. More importantly how have you not progressed in 2 years
>>215924359Thanks mate>>215924376That's what I assumed but it's a bit of a minefield
It's bait you mongs
>>215924427why are you so angry? get up and do something with your life youre obviously not happy.
>>215924429>I'm not weakIf you can't bench your bodyweight you're weak. And I doubt you're 40 kg lmao.
>>215924442I’ll ask my gf she pays the electricity bill, my girlfriend
thread it's full of boring trollsmade by a boring trollI'll be back later maybe it will be better
>>215924429Life is unfair bro I went to the gym 5 times a week for years and still struggled to put on muscles. I'm naturally very scrawny, fat people have more potential for growth.But don't feel bad, just do your best and you'll improve over time
I’ve broken heathernonce, turns out he was one gf post away from his mind melting today
>>215924450>>215924457this was towards the end of my workout, but she was there before I arrived so it doesn't make a massive differenceonly excuse I can give is that I don't have long breaks after every set. most people waste loads of time in between sets and I think she was but I don't know desu
>>215924402only if you're brown
>>215924516What were you eating
>>215924514lay off the marlboros tough guy
>>215924433Maybe the real racists were the friends we made along the way
going barbers
>>215924532>don't have long breaks after every set.How long?
>>215924532Fair enough lad, eat more food and lift heavier even if you have to drop your sets by 2-4 reps
on thursdays i always like to put in extra effort at work so that friday is smooth sailing and i can watch videos all shift
>>215924391A new one
>>2159245433000-4000 calories including 100g of protein. Checked my sleep schedule too, took creatine and everything. Went 5 times a week for 2hrs sessions, only compound exercises and a few isolation near the end of the workout.I should mention that although I barely put on weight I gained a lot in strength. I weighed at most 65kg and my BP went from 40 to 80.
>>215924577For me it's treating everyday like Friday and letting my teammates pick up the slack.
>>215924568Less than a minute, I just want to get on with my workout. I do 16-18 sets in 30 minutes or less
>>215924257>rich people are smart
>>215924611>100g of proteinthat's definitely not enough
>>215924624I used to take at least 2 minutes, try to wait a little longer and see if it helps
if you dont have a gf/wife then something is wrong with you
>>215924624double that session time and focus on lifting a bit heavier with good form. Double your break time between sets
>>215924644Most data I read was 1 to 1.5g per kg of bodyweight. I was closer to 2g. Keep in mind I'm a scrawny freak I only weight 55kg for 1.8m
>>215924660Bro woke up and chose righteous honesty!
wot if ya mum ran on batteries
>>215924660tell this to the freak who had a breakdown over me mentioning my gf in passing lol
>>215924624That’s just retarded do 2 minutes
>>215924674>55kg for 1.8mI can't even imagine what this looks like
I surrender to the pain. I kneel.
>>215924662>>215924699Whysurely it's better to have less break time?
>>215924680Think your mum does cause she fucks like the Duracell bunny
hungry, but I'm on a diet
>>215924680duracell would own the means of my dindins production
>>215924660>tfw literal childgrow up dumbfuck
>>215924725Non-expert here I only lower my break time if I'm struggling to do the next weight up
do i put a frozen sausage roll in the oven for dinner or order takeaway
>>215924725You’ve been doing gym for 2 years and can’t bench 40kg don’t question what I say just do it.
>>215924660been there done that
Basically couldn't even allow myself to marry because despite being an emotionally disturbed attic creature I have a conscience. Wouldn't be right to falsely present my best self to a woman, for who would marry me if I did not hide all the rot and decay.
Don't exercise or have a gf so this is all irrelevant to me
Socialism emerged as a healthy, Aryan, racialist and antisemitic response to the merciless exploitation of European workers by capitalists in the 19th century.Marxism was invented by jewry to turn European workers into international ethnic mush and human material for capitalism, by poisoning socialism into communism.
it's kino time
driving a poo
>>215924788same
the young gentleman cookedstraight bussing, so to speak and no word of a lie
>>215924801good film
>>215924801Boooooring
oops got a warning for being racistsorry janman
>>215924771can bench it comfortably after doing 16 sets of chest workouts actually.I was doing 25kg in both hands (50kg in total), doing 5 sets of 6 reps to start. Could probably do a lot more with a barbell. pipe down yeah?
UK minister derails hopes of Wales receiving £4.6 billion owed from HS2
>>215924801a flaccid kitsch imitation of superior classic film noir
>>215924716Ever seen pics of concentration camp inmates? Some people are just built like that. That's why I got into the gym, I was ashamed of how I looked and managed to put around 10kg of mostly muscle, made me look completely different. But that was before covid and now it's all gone. Don't care anymore desu I still exercise but only to stay healthy and mentally sane.>>215924725You need a good break to push yourself more when doing sets. Volume doesn't grow strength well, you need fewer sets, fewer reps but more weight woth more rest. I was doing 3 sets of 5, then 6 then 7 before going back to 3x5 but with more weight, with the goal of being right at the edge of failure at the end of every exercise. One more minute of rest is worth the extra rep you can squeeze out, but you don't want to wait hours either, 2-3 mins is best.
about time I get out of bed then
>>215924835this deus ex?
Ceremonial Monarchy is stupid. I asked Gemini if the King could just use the castle guard to putsch the parliament and it was "no, they would not follow that order".What is even the point, then?
housemate borrowed my phone because his wasn't working and I forgot about the tranny porn I had open in another appdon't think he saw it but frankly I don't care if he did
>>215924897why would you do that?
>>215924844Yeah you’re trolling, got too obvious on this one
>>215924898Ye the remaster
we should really have a funeral for diego
>>215924788>>215924806vermin, does a favour and whack a trip on so we know to avoid conversation with you both BETTER YET find a forum better fitting of your social standing. Cheers & piss off
bit embarrassing isn't it? all this hoo-ha over these israeli football fans. whatever the outcome it's not a good look for our country
think the CIA is funding youtube and media to cover and interview drug traffickers, especially focusing how they're just normal blokes and they made heaps of money before getting caught, in order to encourage people to facilitate the international drug trade
>>215924899looks nice
having negative thoughts about the government
>>215924899continentals wouldnt get it sorry
>>215924953of China and Russia I hope
>>215924947Did they have another chimpout?
>>21592495310 years in strangeways for you matey
>>215924947What's happened now
might buy a telecaster
plugging up my ears and nostrils with fresh shite I scooped out the septic tank
actual GOATED seriesI’m putting you lot on here You are welcome
you know when a girl you know and keep an eye on via Instagram goes on holiday and you’re waiting for the bum picture but it never comes, that hurts
not a fan of keir starmer and most politicians really
>>215925043good ladtele>strat
>>215925054Don't know any girls, sorry
>>215925071yeah I knew that before buying my strat, it's a nice guitar, just not for me
minge
>>215924920brekky innit
Right then lads, time to finally do the thing
>>215925077ktim
>>215925088why did you buy the strat then? are you going to sell it?
>>215925077ktimmington
>>215925117didn't have a guitar at all for a few years, had never had a start before so I thought I'd give it a go. yeah probably gonna sell it
racketeering a poo
How often do you use your horn when driving?
>>215925148Only when the other driver is non-white
>>215925148every day, London is hell
>>215925031Got banned from their upcoming game at Aston villa
>>215925148Rarely, I prefer flashing people
I'm not racist but I might be a bit pro-racist.
>>215925148I just hold it down and only release temporarily it to say thank you
I'm racist
recovering from yesterday's bout of anxiety by alternating between lying in bed and reading hopefully it fucks off entirely so I can enjoy the weekend
>>215925148never, weak and submissive you see
>>215925148about once or twice every trip
>>215925208Run it off mate
Time and discipline lads. Time and discipline.
>>215925188absolutely done that nosy bastard
>>215925247ain't got either
>>215925219ktimmershire in 2 years
sausage roll in the oven, dinner sorted in 40 minutes
Don't know how long I can keep the lies up, they're getting away from me
>>215925208you need some fresh air
need some new socks
>>215925148much prefer to roll down a window and yell WANKER me
>>215924899what do they mean they wouldn't follow that order what the fuck would an AI know, if the guardsmen thought parliament was wank they'd likely follow that order, basically all military swear an oath at the beginning of service to protect the monarch and their successors
for me its les paul shape guitars in a chill colour like off white
I want to empower the virgin freaks among us but they seem nasty and bitter. It’s a real shame
>>215925234can't run, have shin splints and a bad hip from an old injury>>215925286I toil outside so I get plenty of that, if anything my desire today is to just enjoy being warm and comfy all day
>>215924899Exactly. Get rid
>>215925332i get shin splits whenever im active and i just power through it, eventually you get strong enough that it doesnt hurt
>>215925280Wowza, thanks for showcasing my comment. I didn't realise it got 402 votes!
^3^
free harlod shipman
>>215925148A horn should only be used when the vehicle is in motion to warn of imminent danger or to avoid potential accidents. It is an offence to use your horn to signal annoyance, or aggression, or to when the vehicle is stationary.
bill stickers is innocent
>>215925372probably one of the ones that'd taste the best out of the ones i've seen you post
>>215925422someone Will this cretin
>>215925372love your posts lad
>>215925450Cretin is an ableist slur and unbecoming language for a gentleman.
had laser eye surgery yesterday lads someone here said I'd regret it but I'm mostly recovered already, lights looked weird at first but not anymore. All I can notice is just a slight haziness on bright text on dark backgrounds atm. Can't wait to go for a walk in the english countryside with my hound
>>215925372:D
>>215925473Done that uncouth cunt
>>215925485err is that dogberge OK? >>215925485
*Curls up in a rat infested bin and closes eyes*
>someone Will this cretin
>>215925422Wish someone would tell the cunts driving past my flat
What's the greatest British invention of the last 5 years?
>>215925519the gay porn dance
>>215925519Celebrity Traitors on BBC1
>>215925519Google.co.uk not working?
>>215925519Poo
>>215925514ruined it
Love my mum but find it so awkward to talk on the phone to her
>>215925519bradleyposting
Mental how we’re basically a fleshlight for israel
>>215925542oh sorry
>>215925585been about since at least 2015
>>215925583Iktf. Sick of making conversation with her, she just wants to die, has nothing going on in her life and only wants to talk about topics that upset me
>>215925485How long do you have to wear sunglasses for btw I heard you have to do that? Also how good is your vision now? I heard sometimes people can even get better than 20/20 vision like 20/16
>>215925519Charlie Bigham's Brasserie range
>>215925585
>>215925607>she just wants to dieSad thing to say about your mum
so lads any plans for the weekend?
>>215925629Footballthen going to stay with my gf on Sunday
>>215925629wankpoo play the new pokemon
>>215925629None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to
>>215925629gooey caramel cookie cluster bites with almond cream dip
>>215925629Wanking, cinema, football, wanking
>>215925622Yeah? She says it herself every time I visit her. & I don't blame her
>>215925629
MY GOAT
>>215925629Visit mum Saturday. Laundry & gaming in the evening. Sleep in Sunday, prepare for a fishing trip. Monday & Tuesday annual leave, go fishing. Tuesday cry myself to sleep.
omg
what was your first ever date like lads? I have a date this weekend with a girl from hinge, she’s really pretty and I’m nervous as all hell
>>215925445berries with grapefruit is very nice
>>215925613I'm not required to wear sunglasses at all, just if I feel. I'm wearing some now but just to stop me touching my eyes. Vision is great, I can read shit fucking miles away, not a great metric but that's all I've got. I need to go back in later and they'll test them again so I'll have proper numbers then
>>215925709why cry yourself to sleep seems you've got a fun set of days planned or is the crying due to toil looming on that tuesday
you lads want some McDonald's free food codes?
screaming gay poo
>>215925629nothing until sunday when i see the gfberg i asked my mates in the 'oup 'at if they're free but they're either busy or just ghosted me. i hate it when people do that. really triggers my autism
>>215925747I’m good thanks
just seen a deliveroo man going the wrong way up the one way street
>>215925735Dunno never Ben on one
>>215925703Is this "Gary's Eats"?
hi everybody!
>>215925773hi dr nick
>>215925735NullPointerException
>>215925765you’ve never met up with a girl even once? Forget the word date I mean the first time you met up with a girl, what was that like
>>215925773hello mate
wrong way down a one way stree-eet
>>215925742What vision did you have before the surgery? Also what kind of laser eye vision was it? I reckon within the next decades eyeglasses will be for thirdies and it'll be seen like the monocle in the west, just outdated, maybe only sunglasses will remain
>>215925747this is a scam to get my mcdonald info isn't it
>>215925744Yeah as you say, toil
>>215925773alriiiiii*shoves a pint in your hand and claps you on the shoulder*
>>215924220
>>215925629might work out a bit
need a gf
>>215925791No. Never even had any friends who were girls
>>215925828meannot nice
>>215925763WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEHHHET
>>215925849we heard you the first time
>>215925844>>215925849wtf. Therapy would be good for you
>>215925844>>215925849 wtf. Therapy would be good for you
>>215925862You lost.
>>215925629I'm going to buy a tube of pringles and then eat all of the pringles
I watched my father die and felt nothing but fascination at the process.
wtf
>>215925882>>215925880wtf. Therapy would be good for you
wish i had my own office at work so i could fart in peace
Chinese are so based. Zero fucks given. They do this on both coasts and in the Caribbean and around africa
feeling a tad blue
what stickers do you have on your car lads?
>>215925901incredible image
>>215925880>>215925882>>215925910wtf. Therapy would be good for you
starting to think I need a purpose beyond just toiling and sitting on /brit/
>>215925937find a good women
>>215925943am incel
>>215925927extremely doxxable info
botbergs going bananas itt
nigger or something idk just trying to fit in
>>215925901>>215925928
hate them
nathan has resorted to mimicking, poor show lad. mimick my post lets share your name far and wide
>>215925867That wasn’t me >>215925880No it wouldn’t
stop posting the ugly reddit cartoons ok because it's ugly litterit's littering
>>215925954stop being incel
rorke balling up his fists and pacing around his room after this one
>>215925735Went on a double date. My friend was getting with a girl, but the girl was uncomfortable being alone with him so it was made into a double date. I tried to kiss her because I'm autistic. She was looking down at her phone and I tried to lift her chin up to kiss her but instead accidentally put my fingers in her mouth so she just got up and ran over to her friend and they both left. Looking back, she showed ZERO signs of even remotely liking me. Also laughed at me at one point when I said lego was cool.
>>215925963all that and couldn't even beat goat herders lmao
>>215925998cheers for this lad had a good laugh
since i dont need to work to make money anymore i've started going around doing odd jobs for old people, only charging them for the materials and doing the work for freekeeps me active and its rewarding as fuck
>>215925998let you spastic
>I said lego was cool
>>215925998
>>215925998I have died from cringe
>>215925963you better start learning mandarin
>>215926022old people ruined this country and should suffer
>>215925735went round to a girl's house who I knew a bit and kissed for ages but it was terrible kissing then the next week we stayed over at a friend's house after a party and i touched her boob
might move to the faroe islands
>>215926046not true
>>215926022Nice lad. Make Tiktok/Youtube shorts and you'll be a millionaire doing that.
lego is cool
>>215926049for what reason, also I heard they import south asian brides there
>>215926022why don't you need to work?
He's got the bradley wiggins reaction images out again
lego is useless plastic junk which shouldn't be allowed to existit's kipple
>>215925963China has surpassed the USA in all aspects since this image was made.Why did the USA betray us? Why did YOU betray ME?
What age did you lads have your first wank?
>>215926065nobody's denying this, but you don't ever fucking say this in front of a girl you want to eventually have sex with
those grown up legos that look like flower decorations are cool rest is runtish
>>215925998all part of the long arduous painful learning experience that is lifethen you diewhat's it all about anyway lads?
he posts Bradley images to react to cringe girl stories yet has never spoken to a girl himself
>>215925998At least you got that out of the way when you were young and it was new to everyone. Imagine going through this as a 25 year old lmfao.
i'm a little weirdo
>>215926054i dont want to profit from it and the only other reason is for attention which i equally don't want, i did think about it from a 'maybe it could motivate other people' but then most people aren't in a position to work for free>>215926067cos im a fortunate fella
GENTLEMEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE! Everyone type 'us infantry fighting vehicle' into the old google! Though I do warn you! The results may wind up shocking you!
mumberg only got ever us fake legos that were a bit bigger from home bargains or somewhere. got one of those knockoff controllers as well for xbox and my friends laughed at me when they came around but she obviously had got me an xbox and didn't have much money so I was grateful and hope she didn't hear them laughing
>>215926135in your smelly childhood bedroom?
>>215926135short and stouthere is my handle here is my spout
>>215926127DICKHEAD
mental how much I life mog you
sausage roll been in the oven 40 minutes now but i like to make sure its done so ill give it another 5 minutes
what's for dinner? i'm having:wholewheat bread rolls, containing:pastramibeef pastecream cheesemaybe sauerkrautand either a can of white claw or a glass of prosecco
>ten Englishmen died at The AlamoRIP lads
>>215926174I found out a few months ago there were some SAS at the waco siege just watching what the yanks were doing, still dunno why they were sent there to do that though seems like an odd thing for the officers to get them involved in
>>215926174>>215926178genuinely don't know which one of these was me now
>>215926172where’s the fucking protein
got a big post lined up for the new threadit's one for the single ladsbe there or be square
>>215926104I speak to cute girls on an hourly basis in my job because they're my colleagues x
>>215926190pastrami you fucking idiot
https://www.cfr.org/global-conflict-tracker
>>215926172probably be working late and end up with a meal deal for dindins
neets will never have friday
>>215926191in there and being quare
>>215926192cap
>>215926190pastrami and beef pasteloads of pastrami btw>>215926207meal deal is usually a good shout
>>215926144did mummy's inheritance come through
>>215925957>>215925927Frieren (on the left) and Aura (on the right) anime girl stickers on the rear door glass of my red 2023 BMW i5 .Come and find me.
>>215926191buzzing in excitement>>215926208yeah we just have saturdays except it's saturday everyday
any fashion killa man in?
mental how much I mind mogged you
>>215926214why do you think I'm lying? What part of that is so unbelievable it couldn't possibly be true?
>>215926217is the meal deal still £3 or has the price gone up, if it's actually still £3 then that's nice of them not to change it
>>215926218my grandparents owned something that was purchased by the national trust
>>215921629>>215921629>>215921629
>>215926242posting Bradley’s is heathernonce activity and no gainfully employed man would sink that low
>>215926246it went up, not by much but still
NEW>>215926269>>215926269>>215926269
Have absolutely nothing to do at my.new jobWorried they'll notice and make me redundant or something
>>215926242think he was just having a giraffe me son, bit of a jape you see
>>215926246tesco meal deal is 3.85 with a clubcard, fuck that shit just go marks now
>>215926252oh ok, granny's inheritance thenmake sure to spunk it all on funko pops and takeaways
haha guess what he's linked?it's only the bloody old
>>215926292*insert bradders image here* (i don't save them)
>>215926172Sandwiches for dinner? Grim
