little runts sent FLYING edition
>>215927720
neoliberal teeth comping in
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
wish non gb flags wouldnt make the news so i can comfortably filter them all
>>215927767she would get it in about 30-40 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUojUqmNuvI
that white claw's gone right to my head
I don't get this gimmick
Left everything until Friday afternoon again haven't I
What gimmick
nathan posting his autistic pictures again is he
>>215927820it's called discord nonce trolling
fanny tthere
>>215927810me: the background Miis:
No bueno
>>215927851big aggressive fanny that, not nice
>>215927820idk who started it or what they are, just find it funny they got blasted ten feet
>>215927865should've stabled up on monday fuck sakes
if you be posting since 2017 you unc for realnot even capping
>>215927857nobody has ever appreciated your posts + YNBAJ
bitcoin down 2.10 trillion ffs
>>215927873pantsu
>>215927767giving me unislag flashbacks this
would be better to use a real thread and not this onesomeone make a real /brit/
>>215927876you’re encouraging heathernonce :(
>>215927896this is governments faultcant have shit
>>215927888fanny here too
>>215927884that's when I started and I stopped in perhaps 2021 now I'm back again but on /int/ this time, primarily this thread, then I'll be off and not touch this site as long as I have employment>>215927903no clue who that is me same with the fabled nathan or adam or spaino or spaki
if bitcoin crashed to 0 how many people would kill themslves
why do we want these things to breed again?
>>215927925it’s all the same freak
>>215927896universal credit form asks if you have any crypto who on uc is gonna have cryptoit should ask how many accas you have on
>>215927894this scene gave me a tooth fetish
>>215927720Um(a)
what goes down mjsy come up Buy crypto
>>215927950because we need more of these
hurry up and get bored
>>215927938I'm pretty sure it has actually been the same people since 2017 you never see people talking about just graduating or studying anymore
nth for the baddiedem
What's the deal with that one Australian poster that loves The Simpsons and Futurama?
>>2159278842004, I've been on 4chan for 21 yearson /int/ since 2010 when it was created
>>215927991
>>215927992the major freaks are still here, only a handful of them though. Most casual posters have left since then, evident from the decline in quality
what's the deal with the faggy nonce retard club always showing up at exactly the same time
i'm so bored of life recently lads. i need some excitement.
Had an amazing shag last night and today I just feel sluggish and tired. Maybe there’s something to this semen retention business.
>>215928041
>>215928041it’s one spastic posting on 7 IPs
>>215928006That's a pathetic looking baguette.
>>215928007That could be anyone, we're legitimately on the level of brazil or argentina when it comes to liking the simpsons and futurama
janny says: "but the faggy nonce retard club is my friends!"
tonight's pub garms
>>215928068Aren't the shorter ones named something else?
>>215928043Join the army
Started going on 4chan in 2007 lol.
bros full time job is /brit/ posting nahh
>the faggy nonce retard club
>>215928092fresh
>>215928049there's likely not much to it as I haven't intentionally ejaculated in over a year although I do have wet dreams unfortunately, I do imagine it does benefit you though however not by much. sleep, diet, exercise and not staring at technology too much noticeably made me feel better when I got them right
>>215928043try this
>>215928074Never knew that.
>>215928092looking good mate
>>215928043see >>215926423 if you've never tried vrblew my mindi'm obsessed with itbit annoyed that nobody told me how good it is
>>215928092
>>215928101>>215928020now people say it was a golden age but seeing literally any post from the 00s is extremely cringe
Not one mention of 'Muslim' or 'Islam' on the BBC's live feed about the Villa thingManaged to sneak a in photo with riot police in the foreground and England flags in the background though
Its over
Might change my name to Pussi Faggoli
>>215928095I've never seen one this size, I have no idea if there is a word for it. Don't know where these slags are from but I imagine that's all they could get
>>215928145It was different. Wish I never found this place
might assemble that exercise bike that's been sat in the box for a week and then test its capacity to carry my considerable bulk
>>215928148are Anglophiles people who molest the English instead of children?
>>215928128looks a bit gay
>looking at my photos from 2021>i’m good-looking, in shape, good hairline, pictures with all the different beautiful women i was hooking up with from my college>open the camera app on my phone now>i’m a fat single alcoholic retard with a receded hairline and bad skinactually horrible how much shit can change in so little time
>>215928147Just don't want thirdie nonsense in my fucking country If people want to join the intifada or whatever then they can fuck off and join their mates in raghead land shooting their ak 47s in the air. Oh no, actually they fucking won't because if that albanian fella puts enough cash through their corner shop in sparkhill they might get a new RS3 next year
>>215928192They're Russian but live in Japan
>>215928242yeah i know you posted this yesterday mate
>>215928124Not cumming in a year is mental blud
>not wanking for a yearwhat the fuckery
>>215928261Slavic women...why do they look so good and why do they age so poorly?
>>215928101I couldn't get past the home screen in 2007 so I came back 6 years later
cute girl on my course who's a little spectroid laughed when saying women arent virgins anymore when getting marries but she's in her early 20s, even despite covid, and im in my mid 30s, but still a virgin
>>215928304I just remembered how websites used to have a home page which was just an image and then a link that said Enter
>>215928316most people lose their virginity in school tbf
>>215928300Alcohol and long summer sunny days
In 2021 my life was exactly the same as it is now
>>215928316Very very few people go into their 20s as virgins mate, male or female. People’s opinions here are skewed since 4chan is their main social interaction but it’s a very poor sample.
I'm 36yo virgin
>>215928386it is over
prods on LITERAL suicide watchSomeone check on the DUP
>>215928284not for me>>215928300people always say that but is it really a true phenomenon
>>215928407based
>>215928407my days
manners cost nothing
Just did a thought provoking poo
>>215928428
>>215928407In 4 years you’ll be able to star in a 2025 remake of the 40 year old virgin
>>215926423I've not bought these headsets because I know the day I do it'll be over for non-VR porn doing anything at all for me
>>215928524That the Pocket Monster of the day?
>>215928143If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Center
the humble celeb wank for me this evening
>>215928428Rorke already hates Charles for caring about the environment and not hating Muslims
Mate
>>215928522would be a bit boring i reckon. just me sat at the computer
>>215928547this is what it looks like
Tonight's scran
>>215928494what revelation did you get out of it
Friday 3PM time for Jummah see you there brothers
>>215928547>CenterFOY
>>215928635I'm reading the Qur'an at the moment out of interest, haven't read many surahs so far but it's pretty mindless, basically just>This is the word of God, don't be a disbeliever, and do x, y, and z.
why is this the only thing toil drones speak about?I will NEVER watch this shitNEVER
>>215928667That's most of the old testament too it's just more allegorical
>>215928678I don't own a TV I don't know how TV schedules work
>>215928667Got to the Zutt bit yet?
watching the UK getting taken over by muslims is pretty funny
just finished Alien: Earth my verdict? average
>>215928730they’ll be going back soon enough
>>215928678Why is it in the news every fucking day? Who cares about some new tv shite?>>215928688Well books like Deuteronomy are definitely just telling you what to do, but that's a small part of the OT, although important to Jews.>>215928719That's in the Hadith, Muslim fanfiction, no chance am I reading that.
leftypol getting blackedrasheed getting zutted
>>215928667Does the qur'an include all the stories of people fucking up and not obeying or is it all just instructions
Where the fuck is Diego?
the net is tightening
I give off Rockstar Vibes
Out here redpilling the povvos!!
>>215928740Great review, how do I like and subscribe?
The Sufis is quite an interesting book. obviously complete fiction but still.
>>215928746As I said I haven't read much of it but so far It's mostly instructions and saying that disbelievers will suffer on the day of judgement. When it tries to address the people who claim that Mohammed is mad or just making it up, it just says 'This is the word of God' and doesn't really provide any evidence of it. Muslims will claim it was true because>Mohammed's friends claimed he was a trustworthy man>It's very poetic in Arabic
>>215928801this isn’t a place to revolve your life around lad, people stop posting all the time
>>215928688Nah leviticus and numbers and some other books in the old testment are like that which makes them the most boring too especially since Jesus undoes some of the rules in them but the rest are either stories of the descendants of Abraham or books like ecclesiastes (my fave old testament book) where it's sort of philosophy, in the case of ecclesiastes it feels rather zen buddhist actually
Muslims taking over /brit/
leftypol thinks the muslims will just randomly drop all their ultra-conservative ultra-bigoted beliefs at some point and become tranny loving poofters like him
glod
ROCKSTAR VIBES
finally got through all the dozens of youtube vids i had open in tabs. now i have nothing to watch
>>215928976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
Diego could have died at home and we would never know until one of his tenants pays their rent late and gets worried and calls the police because Deegz wasn’t immediately on the blower threatening them with a section 21 eviction
>>215928988YOU'RE FLAT
>>215928960GIRUGAMESH
>>215928994he's a lonely perma-virgin but he still has a family mate
what would you do if a bloke tried to bum rape you?
>I can’t leave here so no one must ever leave hermy daysss that’s stinky
>>215929032try not to get bum raped
>>215929032poo
>>215929026His family have nothing to do with him
need a ballet gf
>>215929032dont know how a penis could be forced into my unlubed and extremely tense neghole
was so happy today i couldnt help but smile at some points in my walk for some reason. I dont know why asked a guy(from Libya) where he was from and he looked happy to answer and told me with a smile that his garments were from traditional Arabic/Islamlot of brown people out today (the main/overall point of this post was that I am really happy for no reason though). the guys with the wife in that religion where they have to cover up from head to toe have cool outfits too
>>215929048No brainer really
I wish we could go back to the old days of /brit/ where there were weird personalities but they didn't have groups of autistic fixated people constantly talking about them day in, day out.
Here's the most Jewish rat looking person possible telling you why Britain NEEDS to be a melting pot
>>215929092Jewbergs aren't as cunning as they once were
>>215929085everything good must come to an end i guess, take solace in a good chunk of these personalities will kill themselves by age 35
>>215929092and it's everything
>I am Christian, god save da keeng
>>215928828Sir Anime Troon
>>215929085That has literally never been the case on /brit/ you tedious newcunt
>>215929032bum him right back. see how he likes it
>Friday afternoon>No BBCspamHe's at prayers isn't he
>>215929085Unfortunately /brit/ has degraded over time, we had some great people here in 2015-2017, when they moved on slightly less bright people took over and when they moved on it continued as a chain reaction, until you reach today where we have literal idiots as known people who post. It’s like if your captain keeps leaving at a football club, the armband keeps getting passed on to less and less capable people.
R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
i only started coming here last year
>>215929114no, nothing's as good as it once wasall of everything the world over has lost its shine, this is the dark age
Australian-style points-based system
Australia based
>all of everything the world over has lost its shine, this is the dark age
>>215929213We talked about that for literal years and nothing ever happened
>>215929124I don't care about the personalities, it's the people talking about them constantly, it's fucking weird. Nobody had people talking about craven and fatcam all the time in the old days. Maybe because namefags no longer post with a name makes autistic people go mental and feel the need to talk about them and point them out when they post.>>215929157Mate I've been here since proto /brit/ back in 2013 and there was never cunts like you back then. We never had namefag fan clubs completely obsessed with them and talking about them all the time like we do now.>>215929171The amount of schizos also increased dramatically a few years ago, the old /brit/ was great, and I do still like it a bit but it's a shadow of its former self.
Bruvs wearing a trilby
>>215929213Working out well for you isn't it?
>>215929238Oh?
>>215927642couldn't find anything about this are you sure that occurred, what I did hear though is that the SBS monthly newsletter or something like that mentioned they fought on snake island and that it was confirmed there are dozens of special forces over there at anytime, if it's worth dying over there is up to the armybergs but I'd quit my job if I was them
>>215929085if personalities add something good to /brit/ then they dont have people 'fixated' on them. only the shit ones have that. perhaps they shouldnt be shit if they dont like it
>>215929238Nothing ever happens with immigration, politicians are hell bent on destroying this country with it.
how
Being female: +5 pointsBeing single: +5 pointsBeing childless: +5 pointsBeing peng: +10 pointsBeing male: -10000000 points
>>215929279harlot elf trying to bait you on an adventure, typically
going out for my 3pm walk
>>215929279um
always second guessing myself at toil
Don Jr. ignoring my texts as per
>>215929279thought that was me for a second
>>215929279zelda has a bigger thigh gap than that
what's the British equivalent of haka?
>>215929269>there is a group of autistic people posting about 'personalities' who are not even interesting nor use a name when they postThat's even stranger. Honestly I blame zoomers and the new cunts coming into /brit/. I see this in other places, zoomers are obsessed with drama over e celebs and others, there are entire subreddits devoted to people talking about drama over literal who youtubers, it's the same shit.
>>215929280being male has been + 10000000000 points for meSlept with 80 women
didnt feel anxiety at all today not even with people
>>215929279*tears off the kingdom*
marg simpomn
>>215929323the spaka
>>215929323morris dancing
>>215929242How am I obsessed with namefags exactly? Because I made one post about Diego? LOL
imagine blacking out going 70 mph down the highway
>>215929331That's you cured then
>>215929279>>215929302
think I'm getting sick
>>215929323>aggressive dancing>gets btfo anywayaiiiieee!!
got a text about a blocked activity leaving my card of £700 to ikea, it's one of those respond with yes or call this number
>>215929358This is mental illness
yanks call medieval times ancient and it pisses me off
am bottom
>>215929377>sickFOY
Sir Am Bottom
>>215929403post hole
I like the way fancy posh British people say fire. It sounds like "fah".It's like how an old fashioned southern gentleman would say it.
>>215929403alri eddie hitler
>>215929429Why do you say it like 'firrrrrre'
>>215929326best gimmick i've seen on here so far
remember doug?
>internet connection completely fine yesterday>now hopelessly unstable, regularly jumping to 500ms ping with packet loss>nothing works to fix itah yes i fucking love everything being a massive ballache for no reason
Rorke gone SEXUAL
sucking a strong black
Love picking my nose and then just flicking it on the floor
>>215929273Albo does a lot of work on his mobile and senior apparatchiks will have it listed somehereRemember a few years back there were high def photos of his dog and you could read his phone number off of its tag which would have been a bigger concern because it potentially could have been a private non-burner
literally everyone on the internet hates us lads
>>215929450virgin media? mine is like that
>>215929479Nah mate just you
>>215929479Can you really blame them? Hating Brits is fun and justified
>>215929479Good
>>215929479Most of the internet is BROWN
>>2159293268020!
>>215929429Not me, I'm a rhotic chad
>>215929479everyone hates everyone on the internet
>>215929479Most of the internet is thirdies now
polishing my sabatons
>>215929463rancid, are you the one who told me he was in seville btw?
>There's only 500 million jeets on the internet and it's already this bad
Spainnonce on a madone.
Blud's on a cycling holiday with his missus
>>215929568that zutt meme had massive third world energy think it was 90% indians posting it
>>215929510hello!
>>215929565I actually am in Seville but I’m pretty sure I’ve never mentioned that on /brit/. Interesting. When was this?
Sir Grenfell Foyer
Sir Golfball Sucker
I'm in Saville
Sir battybotty chaser
>>215929585to be fair there was one spanish flag jeet doing about a third of that
>>215929569He's been off his meds since he got whacked with the banhammer for MLP spam the other night lol
>>215929585Yeah it clearly was, you can basically force anything with an army of jeets on vpns lol
need someone to hurry up and make a bridget phillipson ai porno
Sir Jimmy Saville
>>215929605within a week as that's how long i've been on here
If you nuked the most populous areas of India with 20 nukes you’d only kill like 1-1 1/2 million jeets. Hardly a dent.
>>215929026his family dont talk to him after 'the accident' with his niece he was posting about a year or 2 ago
what happened with those twink prostitutes that tried to burn down Sir Keir Starmers house?
>>215929665i shagged their arses
>>215929665>Ukrainian nationals Roman Lavrynovych, 21, and Petro Pochynok, 35, were accused of targeting two properties and a car linked to the PM, along with Ukrainian-born Romanian national Stanislav Carpiuc, 27.
>>215929651Ah alri, I’m here on my holibobs. Where are you lad? x
>muslims can ban all jewish football supportershuhhow do they even manage that lolwho is going to stop them? the police?
>>215929665memoryholed
>>215929665Didnt happen
>>215928428CofE is dead
Wonder what it's like being a rent boy, your arsehole is probably so wide poo just falls out.
>>215929715Why are you getting angry on 4chan instead of doing something about it?
>>215929715Suspect it will go ahead and be kino
What kind of British accent does Alastair Crooke havehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92avVZTbFOs
>>215929722That's not good dog behaviour
>>215929745what should he do about it?
>>215929665Given a council house and PIP.
>>215929724It's been over for the CoEAoC that is an abortionist GTFOH
>>215929702Noooo it was memoryholed!!!! It isn't just pending trial!!!!!!!
>>215929715I think Jewish villa fans are allowed lad
Not sure what else to do with my seemingly quite popular gimmick, blew my load yesterday really
>>215929665things like that are no longer even that interesting or shocking now as they would have been in the 1960s or something, it's less serious than say the thorpe scandal who was a gay bloke that tried to shoot someone but I feel like if the PM having to ukrainian rent boys set stuff outside his house on fire the scandal would be so large that starmer would have to resign>>215929707malager xoxo
>>215929766>brown eyes YESYES SHE IS
>>215929768tottenham hotsperm too
>>215929766A face that cries out for a Gorgon like me to kiss it
>>215929724GAFCON represents half of the Anglican Communion, half of the Anglican church is breaking with the CofE>>215929762It's mad
>>215929033Which gimmick? 80 women?
>>215929766VERY similar face to my gf
Why do incels constantly fail to understand the extremely basic concept of a news cycle?
>>215929724Atheistchads keep winning
>>215929724Press S to spit
>>215929849every day blends together for themthey don't leave their bedrooms
>>215929498yepthe wireless range is absolute dogshit as well
>>215929859Repent
This book is both funny and refreshingly candid. The story of Frankie's life comes with an undercurrent of racial and sexual confusion, seamlessly blending an atmosphere of bonhomie with one of incest. Occasionally becoming a prose poem detailing the torture of Sky News presenters, it remains witty and engaging. It is the perfect accompaniment to a beach holiday and to the strange metallic taste you often get in your mouth.In My Shit Life So Far there is also an already legendary sequence where Frankie is in a job much like yours and opportunistically murders two women in a motorway service station. This finally allows him to cry about his upbringing. You hold in your hands The Illiad of child murder. This book will make you attractive to hermaphrodites. They will ask you to club them senseless with it.
Specifically remember the month when the terminology changed from "politically correct" to "woke"
>>215929859>Do nothing>Win
>>215929837Hmm yeah if that was meant for >>215929793
>>215929886do what i did and buy your own router and put the virgin media into modem mode
>>215929906May 2013?
screaming and wailing at the state of my pointless awful evil incel life
>>215929899Mad how he got famous being as shocking as possible and then went woke
Imagine living your life getting your internet to your house from something called a virgin boxUtter state of you lot
virginbox is just the unofficial name for my bedroom
>>215929985>virgin boxI understand it could be confusing for you since this is also what your mum calls your room.
>>215929906SJW happened in-between
>>215929724The crucial question is who will have to pay for all the historical noncing
>>215930019lmao
1. We declare that the Anglican Communion will be reordered, with only one foundation of communion, namely the Holy Bible, “translated, read, preached, taught and obeyed in its plain and canonical sense, respectful of the church’s historic and consensual reading” (Jerusalem Declaration, Article II), which reflects Article VI of the 39 Articles of Religion.2. We reject the so-called Instruments of Communion, namely the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Lambeth Conference, the Anglican Consultative Council (ACC), and the Primates Meeting, which have failed to uphold the doctrine and discipline of the Anglican Communion3. We cannot continue to have communion with those who advocate the revisionist agenda, which has abandoned the inerrant word of God as the final authority and overturned Resolution I.10, of the 1998 Lambeth Conference4. Therefore, Gafcon has re-ordered the Anglican Communion by restoring its original structure as a fellowship of autonomous provinces bound together by the Formularies of the Reformation, as reflected at the first Lambeth Conference in 1867, and we are now the Global Anglican Communion5. Provinces of the Global Anglican Communion shall not participate in meetings called by the Archbishop of Canterbury, including the ACC, and shall not make any contributions to nor receive any monetary contributions from the ACC or its networks6. Provinces, which have yet to do so, are encouraged to amend their constitution to remove any reference to being in communion with the See of Canterbury and the Church of England7. To be a member of the Global Anglican Communion, a province or a diocese must assent to the Jerusalem Declaration of 2008, the contemporary standard for Anglican identity8. We shall form a Council of Primates of all member provinces to elect a Chairman, as primus inter pares (‘first amongst equals’), to preside over the Council as it continues “to contend for the faith that was once for all delivered to the saints” (Jude 3)
>>215926269>>215926269
>>215930019
>>215930031How do you post this without the tummy
he's done it again linked the old to get us to assume it's the new
Rirke exposed
>>215930019done him
Never saw the point in arguing about denominations, been a faithful christian all my life and never engaged in the catholic/protestant shitflinginggod loves all his children even if they're rosary rattlers
>>215930068The devil's art is in his trickery
>>215930019done him over
>rirkemy days
>Rirke
bradley bait
that bloody rirke up to his old tricks shagging all the women again
>>215930173>>215930173>>215930173
>>215930173>>215917491>>215917491New
well get it fucking made then
>>215930102knew a non-denominational really cute girl who has a rosary
>>215928629Me and my mates used to buy the same sort of thing as this from the corner shop on our way back from school and when we went under this big bridge we would lob them at the wall and watch them explode. I say me and my mates but I was probably the only one buying them. Maybe did it three times before the novelty wore off. No idea why I did that, only just remembered it now.
