Here we all are then

get almost too much fanny me

Girls beware...

The tummy tickler is here!

most reddit bouldering gets is a bunch of brightonions waiting around for their turn on the reset slab wall
absolutely grim
least with overhang people are generally falling off, so you haven't got to wait like you do for some redditor to stand up slowly on a slab wall

genuine typo btw

>>215930173
should've said it was /brit/ migrating to a new thread
that would've been quite funny
just going "rorke LOL" for the millionth billionth time is boring as fuck
they don't even look like rorkes they look like middle class redditors

the most english boys names are jack, thomas, henry, william, george and harry
what are the girls?

Biomass seem particularly noisy today

who is this rirke?

>>215930271
Eramentha

So what's happened then, has religion stopped?

>>215930296
bit gay that lad

opened this exercise bike and it's come in about a hundred bits that need putting together
and it struck me how bizarre it is
i spent £150 odd, for an assembly project, the result of which is a contraption that has me cycling on the spot
what the fuck am i doing?

wash my belly

>>215930319
Nah some lads having a feast on his bender mate's arsehole

>>215930271
one of them is my name

Samuel Umtiti

>>215930339
*cleans your belly*

wiping my arse with poo

>>215930350
I can see that I just assumed it meant god is dead

remind me to get some cans of coke on the way home

>>215930296
damn i clicked it because ion the thumbnail that lad looks like someone i know but quickdraw was too fast for me

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Today, Gafcon is leading the Global Anglican Communion.

As has been the case from the very beginning, we have not left the Anglican Communion; we are the Anglican Communion.

At our upcoming G26 Bishops Conference in Abuja, Nigeria from 3 to 6 March 2026, we will confer and celebrate the Global Anglican Communion.

Please pray that we will lead our Communion in prayerful submission to the Holy Spirit as we hear the voice of Jesus in his wondrous Scriptures, to the glory of God.

Yours in Christ,

The Most Revd Dr Laurent Mbanda
Chairman, Gafcon Primates’ Council
Archbishop and Primate of the Anglican Church of Rwanda
Thursday 16th October, 2025

>>215930355
Just looked him up and he's retired, fucking hell I'm old

I think he meant rirke to be a new character, rorkes ‘anti matter’ brother if you like, rirke gets all the fit girls and votes reform like it’s going out of business

>>215930351
Hello william pertbottom

Apparently human beings on a bicycle are one of the most energy efficient animals on earth when it comes to moving around

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>>215930336
lazy bastard

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-48672929

recalled that I actually played a nerfwar once with the guy on the left in this article and checked the int archive with the word 'sonnenkrieg' to see if it was ever spoken about on /brit/ and it was. played nerf with him at a family friends house and he went to the same school as me but he was 1 or 2 years above me, dunno if he's still in the slammer for being a polish rorke larping as a german in the sonnenkrieg division

not a fan of these captchas that make you find the letters with circles over them
i remember when 4chan didn't even have captchas
or (You)s or anything

>>215930336
Asked cash converters if they wanted mine they said no I said it was fully assembled I can bring it back later that day and they said "no, nobody buys exercise bikes, we're not taking it"

it's still here now

>>215930393
Gafrican Cup of Nations

>>215930426
i remember when moot said captchas were temporary lol

>>215930418
good gimmick potential here

Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops

>>215930426
Let's get you to bed grandad

I went WOKE

>>215930418
A modern saga if you will

>>215930393
>The Most Revd Dr Laurent Mbanda
>Chairman, Gafcon Primates’ Council
>Archbishop and Primate of the Anglican Church of Rwanda
....nah
nah I shouldn't

>>215930463
2kg steak and nothing else for based rirke

a brother peeks through a door to his sister's room and sees her showing off naked in front of the mirror saying "oh I wish I had a man..."
the next day he peeks and sees her getting fucked by 10 men
he went to his room, got naked and started showing off in front of the mirror saying "oh I wish I had a bicycle..."
the next day he gets fucked by 10 bicycles

>>215930426
Remember the scout spam that caused captcha? Also anyone else remember n-wording the captcha?

>>215930436
i know some lads who'll take it to the tip if i really need it gone so i'm not worried it'll end up in the way
£150 isn't nothing though and i really do want to get fit
hopefully the vr aspect of the process will get me on it

My kingdom is threatened by enemies and rebels to the north

back in my day a ban meant you couldn't even browse the board real srs business

>>215930426
you only get them if you're posting from an IP range that isn't reputable

screaming

what are you losers up to then

At least I won't spend this evening sobbing in the shower and making myself vomit. That's something.

>>215930539
playing the swedish video game minecraft

>>215930539
playing the swedish video game minecraft

Council of African Primates

dont know why tommy robinson gets so much hate, yeh maybe hes paid off by jewish investors but so what a lot of what he says are valid points that most british lads can get behind

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fucking starving, might make a tikka massala later

>>215930580
woke shite

kiss me, /brit/. im so horny for you.

>>215930588
you can do better than that racismlad

>>215930589
the online right are a bunch of insane nazi freaks, Nige is doing well to keep them at arms length

>>215930591
kin ell the state of them

>>215930592
I'm playing it in a non-woke way though

>>215930591
Makes me want to release a bioweapon on Africa

m&s steak pie and potatoes tonighth

*shows you my neoliberal teeth*
what do u think of that then

>>215930632
Thankfully your socks will remain in your smelly bedroom Rorke

>>215930632
they are the bioweapon

>>215930622
I'm pro nazi, what of it?

Lady Archbishop of Canterbury sitting crosslegged on a white coach

leftypol kissing his dad on the lips

>>215930653
Left them on your sisters floor actually

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/neoliberal%20teeth/

Spaino off his meds trying to force his latest dire unfunny gimmick edition

>>215930689
That's Heatherpaedo and Zledy's gimmick though

reckon they're going to build tommy robinson up and then assassinate him like they did with that kirk bloke in america, spark off a bit of tension in the UK

>>215930519
haha good joke

englishman irishman and scotsman find a genie with three waterslides
genie says "whatever you say as you go down a slide will be waiting in the pool at the end"
englishman goes down the first one and says "lager" as he slides down, and lands in a pool of lager
scotsman goes down the second one and says "whisky," and lands in a pool of whisky
the irishman goes down the last slide, gets excited and goes "WHEEEEEEEEEE"

>Baek Se-hee, author of I Want To Die But I Want To Eat Tteokbokki, dies at 35
didn't want to eat it that much then

>>215930705
>Heatherpaedo and Zledy's gimmick though
get a clue

>>215930720
Tteokbokki is pretty good

Tor wanktoil looks

>>215930708
Would kick off big time then

>>215930708
If tommy robinson got his neck exploded both rorke and leftypol would breathe a sigh of relief

>>215930728
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/neoliberal/country/be
Retard

>>215930687
oh shit BASED RIRKE

coalescing a clue

>Tteokbokki or simmered rice cake, is a Korean food made from small-sized garae-tteok called tteokmyeon or commonly tteokbokki-tteok. Eomuk, boiled eggs, and scallions are some common ingredients paired with tteokbokki in dishes. It can be seasoned with either spicy gochujang or non-spicy ganjang-based sauce; the former is the more common form, while the latter is less common and sometimes called gungjung-tteokbokki.
that's cleared that up then

>>215930760
thanks for that, if you think “ziedy” is a real thing and not the same spastic as all the others you need help

stinkfist

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>>215930720
Very sad news

>>215930760
Spainnonce puppet

>>215930792
Literally all the evidence exists and has been posted before

just grabbed some poo from the toilet and shoved it up my arse

>>215930720
>attractive
>rich
>female
oh noooo life is so depressing and hard and over at 35 years of age
grow up

>>215930807
ohhh my days no point arguing with a retard

>>215930764
I'd like to gobble her rice cake iykwim

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbClmw06UHM

>>215930824
You really are just a mindraped retard aren't you

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>>215930764
They are very nice, some assume rice crackers. The asian food shop sells them, pretty versatile too

>>215930803
Did she kill herself?
Hope not or that's gonna do damage to her self help book's authenticity

>>215930756
entire working class of britain worshis him, and its the working class that are capable of doing the most damage

>Call out spainnonce antics
>He pretends it's not him for like a minute
>Then basically just admits it's him
Extremely tiresome daily mental gymnastics.

>>215930839
yes mate enjoy watching all your favourite characters post on /brit/ it’s definitely not one smelly little virgin who posts 16 hours a day

why are the dates above posts now formatted in US style. 4chanX doing my nut in again

doing some swedish music production on my little mac computer

>>215930852
she had constant depression
she 100% killed herself

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>it's called Tteokbokki, captain
>and this?
>garae-tteok
>and this is the eomuk i presume
>that's the eomuk... quite the delicacy on the planet gungjung
>and this is?
>that's just a boiled egg
>thank god

>>215930862
And in 5 minutes he will hop over to one of his gay little characters and the dance begins again. Reckon we're overdue for a bit of 'Nazimong' today

>>215930864
Spainchad mindraped you

>>215930862
the raped

>>215930856
2nd from the right

>>215930867
I genuinely only just noticed this, was it not always this way?
Don't know if its hot or cold lads, got the robe on but the little usb fan pointed at us too.

spaino on UC
spainponce

reminder that spaki had his tripcode banned for posting cp on /sp/

PSA: Spaino left here years ago

Diego and Mousey together forever.
Deegs bringing home the bacon and Mousey being a Full Time Pocket Monster Mummy xx

spainchad was the biggest normie on /brit/ so thats doubtful

>>215930929
Penis Sex Arse?

Got to put trousers on to go buy more lagers, thats the grind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtvHH2sa8D0

>>215930929
made me laugh, i hear about in basically every single thread people going on and on about spaino, if he actually left her years ago the mindrape one poster caused is immense

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>Full Time Pocket Monster Mummy xx

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>>215930951
So this is Spainlad aka spainnonce aka Adam Barrett

>posted on /brit/ since 2019
>regularly dons various personas for the purpose of gaining attention e.g commiemong, sacked tranny, BBC spammer
>claims to have a girlfriend and a wfh job but spends 16 hours a day here
>admitted it’s all bullshit and he is an obese disabled man
>his only real life social interaction is with his carer
>obsessed with liverpool, rocket league and pretending to go on holiday
>virgin
>morbidly obsess
>apparently diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>has used the Cheshire Reddit flag so likely lives there
>at least half a paki/indian
>cares deeply about fitting in here

>>215930951
>spainchad was the biggest normie on /brit/ so thats doubtful
Yeah he really was. For me? It was his seething at 3am on a Sunday which gave this away.

>>215930962
it’s the mindraped masses, they never forget when someone’s slighted them in the past

>>215930962
hes in literally every thread fella. he's addicted to this place

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>>215930958

mum on the end of the street is beating her kids again, can hear it from my bedroom even with the windows shut

Neoliberal teeth is a funny observation but it's not a gimmick

>>215930949
HomealoneEveryFridaynight

Is a idol
Of
mine ..

He Is Very clever !!

But no Sexual feelings From me
to Him
Ok ..

>>215930972
well that image is fake because im the one who first posted it, took it off a random twitter post and then spaino thought it was funny to pretend it was him

>>215930271
Alfred, Edward, Edmund and Edgar are much more English.
Harry is only English if it's a diminutive of Harold.

>>215930951
not more so than me, 80 women under my belt

Mad how sacked tranny is the real one

leftypol writing a book on how to kill yourself called "I want to die"

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What kind of British accent does Alastair Crooke have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92avVZTbFOs

>>215930972
Remember his whole 'I got suspended from the civil service' arc where he pretended to be WFH in spain lol? Wtf was that all about?

>>215930867
just switch to XT already it converts webm autoconverts filesize and you get proper dates

>>215930903
its gotta be surely
but far back left could also be

>>215930972
that's actually paul mccartney

you don't want to mess with my wu shu style

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this man is doing the absolute cinema meme in my manga lol

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>>215931042

>>215931022
XT?

poo shu style

>>215930999
That`s

true .. !! ..

>>215930995
grim
i remember being on the receiving end of that shit
scarred me for life
some parents have no clue and they ruin entire lives and people just let them do it because what can you do?

>>215931004
1066 was 959 years ago mate get over it

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the overwatch avoided player list

>>215931060
https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt

>>215931071
report her to social services

>>215931081
>avoided
something wrong with the word blocked?

>>215931081
mine is all mercy players and tanks
masters is a hellhole

well that was a thread wide autistic outburst wasn’t it

So I hear they have Robot Police Dogs guarding Luxury Migrant Hotels now

>>215931020
He basically latches onto a few key topics of interest and constructs a bizarre fantasy life around it. Very common among pathological liars/fantasists. So he's obsessed with trannies = I have a tranny gf. He's obsessed by leftist politics = commiemong character. He was briefly obsessed with civil service poster here and thus projected himself into that role. Extremely bizarre and mentally unstable behaviour.

For me, it's The Bell Jar

hello you stupid faggots

>>215931089
what are they gonna do?
take the kids and hand them over to grooming gangs and nonce "homes"
some kids just have no chance in this country

>>215931083
NTA. just switched, dates are still wrongway but glad to found something better than the olde X

>>215931134
i dont think theyd do that straight away

nipping out for a smoke lads back in a couple x

2026 will be mental
the future

>>215931107
i wouldn't worry... i hear their bark is worse than their BYTE
GET IT?
can't believe i filled out a captcha for this post

>>215931081
when i played it people used to shout at me because i wasn't very good

>>215930856
the one taking the picture

>>215930972
>morbidly obsess

>>215931163
Prove you're from Croatia

>>215931092
avoided means you dont get them on your team
>>215931093
been managing to stay in masters myself lately and it SUCKS
>>215931167
:(

is there nothing wrong with kissing your sister is there guys

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>>215931179

190 is much bigger fish than spaino in /brit/ lore

>>215931122
bit hostile
everything alright?

>>215931018
Cockney I think

>>215931164
Here's a (You)

its honestly extremely emblematic of modern british politics that we got rid of all our temporary residences and anywhere government-subsidised that could potentially house refugees and asylum seekers, just in time for hundreds of thousands of them to turn up so the government had to start paying for them to stay in literal hotels at enormously higher cost to the taxpayer

investing in poo

>>215930889
Good shout lad but looks like we'll be getting Spaino on a Croatian flag for the next hour or so

If you're doing incest properly you're not telling anyone about it

is there nothing wrong with kissing your sister isnt there* guys

>>215931199
don't believe that's really you, send one with a timestamp

>>215931187
problem with masters players is everyone thinks they're better than they are and some will just refuse to play the game if you ban someone they like, or ask them to switch

>>215931201
I'm a Spainoholic but even I've noticed when I look at his posts in the archive he barely got any (You)s.

Quality vs. quantity IMO.

>>215931160
we'll miss u! x ^o^
>>215931163
remember when some girls in school interviewed me on camera for their assignment that would be shown on the projector in the upcoming assembly and asked me if i thought electric cars were futuristic and I said well we already have them so no and it deflated them visibly and when the assembly came there wasn't even anything on the projector at all, I basically bodied them all

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>>215930173

>>215930888
Chortling

>>215931223
It's so pitifully transparent isn't it?

>>215931083
im a mong. how do i install from this?

people are always asking me: how come my ashtrays are always so clean?
well now i can finally reveal my secret...
wet wipes
when i'm finished using a wet wipe to clean the cheese off my bellend during a wank, i use the dirty wet wipe to clean the ashtrays
waste not want not!

>>215931275
click on the green code button then install the zip file

waste not want not indeed

>>215931276
You should do it the other way round

can't wank won't wank

>>215930402
He retired early cause he fucked his knee to play 2018 World Cup desu. But also Mbappe was a wonderkid then fucking hell

emblematic is it?

190 was a titan of a man, don't want to hear his name in the same sentence as Sp*ino

>>215931321
much the same as 190 pales in comparison to a poster such as Alan, there’s levels to the game

oh, me? can read US format dates with no issue whatsoever.

sure if you accept donations and get to the endgame fast then slayer is the thing you would expect others (poors(or whatever)) to do

Might relearn Japanese whilst I'm sectioned on the mental health ward

I may be a homophobe but im no badger baiter

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>>215931275
It says. Just get greasemonkey or some other extension for your browser then click the last blue link in the screenshot.

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nth for the holodem

>>215931365
Not the last link sorry, the one that says Greasy Fork.

>>215931275
>im a mong so spoonfeed me
Literally get yourself ended.
>>215931365
>I-I help you thick CUNT-
And you.

need to marry a therapist that rapes her husband
maybethatis what opal was about

>>215931401
I'll be more mean next time, sorry lad.

>>215931196
used to do it with one of mine back in high school

>>215931365
nice one. working now

>>215931345
for
me
it's
....
Doug !!!

My entire web of lies is about to come crashing down

>>215931430
get her pregnant

remember that episode of peep show when Jeremy gets pegged by Toni?

bloody odd that

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>>215931444

https://x.com/ub1ub2/status/1979157165693649230

Staff at Europcar are seen joyriding customer cars in their car park near Heathrow Airport (via @jampressltd)

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>>215931053
Arrr Mori sang the anime's second opening theme x. She's a friend of the mangaka

Not listened to it yet cause I keep skip opening themes these days. I generally prefer ending themes

get out of my head

>>215931443
you’ve posted this a few times, elaborate

art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable

>>215931463
What about the one where hans sucked off jeremy? I tried to put my brother on it but he stopped watching after that

>>215931436
forgot about doug

>>215931431
Have a click about the settings gear. There's a bunch of features. The thread watcher though is a gamechanger if you haven't used it before. Some anons dislike it as it makes the site a bit more social network/forumy since you don't commit as much to a thread.

>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/135850180/#135851871
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/207233243/#207236856
Which exit had more aura? I think the answer is obvious.

listening to Korn

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Well Rorke?

Some little chav bastards in the street kicking a ball if that hits my car am gonna go mental bruv

>>215931081
I've gooned to overwatch animated porn for 3 days straight, Tracer is such a dirty little minx

Playing pokemon violet for something easy while drinkings, listnan music and being mean on the internet. Multimonitor was a mistake.

>>215931517
dunno lol

>>215931501
THAT WAS THE BAD THING

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>>215931518

>>215931478
Basically not done half my job for about three months
Don't think I'll get sacked but part of me wants it
Just trying to avoid embarrassment at this stage

>>215931518
are you the one in here who also liked slipknot

bit intimidated by the task of assembling this exercise bike
feel like i'm on the krypton factor
put this set of metal bars and bolts and stuff together and then get on and pedal it for 5 miles

>XT embed archive links
I'm so happy. That and the chance that image prefetch might actually work again on dead threads I left open to keep an eye on.

how i open app browser

room absolutely wreaks

>>215931543
The answer is obvious if you think about it for even a second.

>>215931555
dont think so but they do have a few bangers

What's your favourite Korean food? For me it's galbitang and dakgalbi

>>215931523
What happened in 2020

>>215931518
im feel like a freak ont fookin leash me

>>215930271
My name, my dads name, my granddads name, and me great grandads.

lot of extremely catty behaviour itt tonight

>>215931463
actually he gets pegged by Michelle, his girlfriend after he sells big suze to Allan Johnson

>>215931509
doug and the egg factory is the best /brit/ lore to date

>>215931625
You can tell the toildrones are starting to filter in. Got to get all that bile they've been holding onto all week

>>215931517
now find Alan’s final posts, Thailand flag

>>215931517
Spain clears but Emmet's disappearance is goated

>>215931589
googled these and not only are they real and not joke words you made up, they look quite tasty

>>215931540
This game is so shit it hurts, I should do something else.

>>215931617
cant be true ive never met a girl with any of them names before

>>215931589
budae jjigae

I can have 1 can of cider tonight, you decide when

i can start drinking now right?
it's nearly 5 o clock sort of

>>215931663
They are tasty. The first one is just beef stew. The second one is stir fried chicken

>>215931617
alri mohammed

how i get 4 Chan app
4Chan XT .
to make Web Site better?

>>215930803
Psychiatry is a J__ish racket.

can I smoke this? Been there probably 3 months

the hundreds of job applications being rejected is starting to crack my usual large amounts of optimism that people comment on, even tried to get an apprenticeship in the UK with gov.uk and I even selected that I was trans on my profile when I got it in hopes it'd help me yet no one accepted, now I'm applying abroad to other places and they don't want me either, might have enlist the armed forces if it continues being this bad and I don't want that cause the thought of the military makes me ill

>>215931717
lmao yeah he's been done

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>>215931523

>>215931679
will smith in the korean restaurant gettin jjigae with it

>>215931717
scroll up nigga

>>215931717
yes!

>>215931700
Catch up lad, I'm on me third Professor Peppy & rum

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>>215931727
Meant to include this

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>>215931736

Things toillass has expressed her hatred for today:
>The M6
>Bald people
>Americans
>Everyone

>>215931550
Tracy Beaker's aged horribly

I cant Scroll Up to See
how to do...

>>215931764
the quote unquote nigga weed

>>215931764
should be fine

Nigerians are bringing their own spices to the Korean restaurant

>>215931674
No I mean our names are on that list.

>>215931710
Mohammeds not an English name.

*excludes /brit/ from my taste profile*

where "scroll" button,,
ipad ?

30% to 33-34 percent is more important/impactful than 30-40

>>215931807
Thanks

>>215931733
i fucking said it at the time and have been saying it ever since
that smoking ban fucking DESTROYED this country
nobody ever looks at second and third order consequences and it fucking infuriates me to no end
can't smoke in pubs? people stop going to pubs
what's something a you get in pubs? COMMUNITY
that smoking ban was EXACTLY when people stopped talking to strangers, and then stopped going outside to socialise, and became miserable freaks

>>215931764
yh go for it, should get a nice buzz if you don’t have a massive tolerance

Jerry get iPad

rorke bringing his tub of vanilla icecream to the indian restaurant indian restaurant when dragged along by the family cause his hopeless white arse can't handle the spice

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>indian restaurant indian restaurant

gemini tell me
Userscript Install Iphone

Not smoked in years me. I'm very smart now.

>>215931589
korean fried chicken and kimchi
thai food mogs it though

>>215931847
BASED

>cooking meth with this meth cook look at his face this is the meth man
I have breakingbad

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I hear you're a racist now, Snufkin

Thread's gone to pot.

went on a date and she had neoliberal teeth

I hate*
>>215931917
leave then. nobody is asking for you to be here
sorry thats just facts

Is Git Hub next 4Chan? I cant Post

>>215931917
always does on a friday

>>215931764
stick it in a bowl, rolling up that tiny amount wont do anything

>>215931733
ahh yes not like there was a massive global recession around that time or anything

might be dead cheeky and go get a fake dominos pizza from Aldi…

I've always liked the name Alice

got some mini kabanossi from lidl. going to be doing some tremendously putrid farts tomorrow morn

where you off out tonight then lads? its a friday night, you ARE going out right?

poo stage 1 completed
I patiently wait for stage 2 to begin

>>215931959
thank you for your input professor neek

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>reads 30 books
>buys tesla

Get FUCKED

>>215931958
It’s a big bag not a one of those small baggies the picture doesn’t show it well

>>215931978
no I’m 33 and have a gf don’t need to go anywhere

>>215931978
Might pretend to go to karaoke with my imaginary missus then get banned for posting MLP at 3am again.

>>215931978
no m8. gf is ill and i'd never go out without her because i have a gf you see

>>215931962
I got meself a "Absolute Banger" frozen pizza from Aldi today. Iceland do the same it's got hot dog in crust and I enjoy then regret every time.

>>215931978
Tonight I am on github to make 4 Chan better

dip weed in tapwater and put it in the microwave to flip its atoms and change the atomic mesh structurally

Predict in the future, after Reform flop, there will be an IRA style campaign of violence by ultra-rorkes intending to force the government to end mass migration.

Already precedent for it, and it works

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>>215931903
wu tang killa beez

>>215931988
ok retard

>>215931900
it was 100% intentional as well
make the native british isolated and alone, so they can't unite against the "multicultural" tide and the totalitarian bullshit they want to impose
covid lockdowns as well
i saw it from the beginning and it's like i'm just screaming into the void

>>215931978
I've actually been sectioned in a mental health facility so I'm unable to leave for a duration of six months without absconding

Alas, it is what it is

>>215932021
the blacks (Americans) used to call weed meth
also not even black people touched it!

>>215931993
looks a bit like my auntie who moved to texas

>>215932016
MI5 been begging for years for an excuse to do away with those sorts that would be a perfect opportunity

>>215931847
I've said this for many years now

>>215932038
is that so or are you telling porky pies

MI5 put a hit out on rorke on hireahitmandot com btw
source: I am a hitman

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>>215932010
Never heard of that one I get this one with the garlic and herb dip

>>215932058
>>215932087
I replied to the wrong guy I meant to (you) you

>>215932058
they let you post on 4chan from a mental facility?
that's like having vodka on tap in a rehab clinic lol

rorke... the new.... rorke please........

need a therapist gf to reward me for following her orders with trade secrets so that I can be more aware of the enemies tricks and not fall prey to them

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>>215932077
Let me get her number

Tonight is a top 5 all-time Norton lineup and Deegs ain't here to enjoy it.

they accidentally got rirke instead

get it made rorke

>>215932122
The hot dog crust gimmick is great if you got a dip going. Though the last one I had was spicy and had no other flavour than hot.

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>>215932146
she's married with kids mate so stand down

need a therapist gf to reward me for following her orders with trade secrets so that I can be more aware of the enemies tricks and tonot fall prey to them (the enemy) or randoms trying to do psychology

>>215932166
ITS AT BUMP LIMIT YOU SILLY TWIT