Bagpuss, dear BagpussOld Fat Furry CatpussWake up and look at this thing that I bringWake up, be bright, be golden and lightBagpuss, oh hear what I singedition
WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW
need to pack it in with the linking old threads gimmick its not funny
wanking in the dark to the sound of the titanic theme tune
emoji de telecopieur
wahey FOY late shit edish cunt
lovely little back and forth with the lads at the end of the old there. what it's all aout innit?
>>215941825imagine showing this to a medieval peasant
thread already ruined with fag shit and redditjakmove >>215941797
working man >>215941825and whiteys on the moon
>>215941833decent posters crawled out of the woodwork where have they been all week
fuck your fucking fanny off you TWAT
yeah i bag that puss
>>215941726hundred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager please mate
if i go to america will this happen cuz i kjnda wanna need thhis rn !
>>215941628https://voca.ro/18M0QNDmE3DE
>>215941884brilliant film
type of bus dat we kno
>>215941901yes!it ..will !!
Cookie cake was a success this time
>>215941901happened to me as soon as i stepped off the plane at Bradley International Airport
>>215941947are you literally 15?
>>215941792New schism just dropped
>>215941947why do people always draw penises unrealistically small
New Steve MRE video lads
>>215941947looks a bit oily but would rag that desu
>>215941983hate this prick
>>215941997how can you hate one of the most un-unlikeable people on youtube?
>>215941961maddeningly old for you spaino?
if gary eats reviewed bedding he'd be gary sheets
>>215941792Mousey reminds me of Bagpuss
im not fat though
>>215942022please respect my privacy
>>215941947cooked with a hot breath was it
>>215941961whats wrong with that
>>215942028kill yotuself retard
>>215942073bit rude. apologise at once
>>215942066done that freak
Diego you incel twat come back We need you for GN
if doneld trump was caught stealing apples from his local orchard he'd be donald scrump
namefags ruined everything
>>215942025very good post this
mousegod won
>>215942085:)
if Sir Keir Starmer sparked out a gay lad he'd be Sir Queer Harmer
Bagpuss Eeyore Marvin the Paranoid Android Mousey All the same character
needed to have made her my girlfriend for asmr ex girlfriends mom calls you a good boy
>>215942125probably the best post that will be in this thread
littkemore...morphine !!
mousegang on top
>>215942134dont do that its bad for you
off for a poo, brb
Feeling like myself at the moment but do have the kettle boiling rn ready for the pasta im cooking up
North Korea is my ideal state
>>215942134>t. harold shipman
>>215941975is it because she's a woman? bit sexist isn't it
if /brit/ had good posts it'd be /wit/
Pocket Monster Go ..To bed !!
howling at the thought of mousey being smacked off his tits while /brit/ posting
I wish (but with going to sleep)
howling at the moon cause I'm a pregnant therian
gn chat
(and being kept awake) that or on ketamine
>>215942186The real mousey hasn't posted here in years
Drinking a watermelon flavored red bull
Graham Norton chat ?? homeAlone isHere ..
gn
>>215942264he died mate sadly
>>215942149At least the NHS is real. Unlike God.
>>215942262ktim
>At least the NHS is real. Unlike God.
>>215942307Fulham Poo
fulham poo
>>215942171sup crodiegherkin packed out rn x
>>215942307can you post the guy flipping the fedora onto his head I forgot to save it
nathan did you have a good night out, back nice and early
Pooham Full
>Customers sue over 'embarrassing' squeaky On Cloud shoesmmhmm x
Why is sir Tommy Robinson supporting an Israeli team over an English team
>>215942375cos english teams dont pay his wages
>>215942375He's a mossad agent ladThought everyone knew this
>>215942375Tel Aviv got more British people in it than *checks notes* Birmingham
does dtfic even post here anymore
injecting mousey with experimental drugs so he turns into a beastly mousehulk whenever he has an energy drink
desperate to fuck it canadian
>>215942418dont do that
So we're all in agreement that the holocaust didn't happen ?
dtfic we have a problem
Joey Cannoli is live. He's the guy who discovered Heather Ask him to do a shoutout for /brit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk
All the threads on gif are shit someone please post porn
>>215942447porn
>>215942445ask him if he's been to the gherkin in london ask him if he's tried crimson victory by house of cronem
>>215942447Porn
>>215942445not your dollhouse
>>215942447/wsg/ chads keep winning
Need a Nordic girl to do cock and ball torture on my med bollocks
Ordered some Indian and they called from the place saying I have a white person name so I'm not allowed to order vindaloo because it's too spicy
yeah but with children
>>215942418
>>215941983good hiss
porn.com/porn
>>215942482she looks like a yank though with those boots
Lad with the dead sister was a bit of a cunt, wasn't he? Haha
>>215942505
>>215942495is That Real ..
Another painful day in the trenches. My spirit shant falter
>>215942493>charles tyrwhittIn what universe do Cronem wear Tyrwhitt?
arsed up my curry so im just eating baan and butter chicken
Let's not pretend like you're alone tonightI know he's there, andYou're probably hanging out and making eyesWhile across the room he staresI'll bet he gets the nerve to walk the floorAnd ask my girl to dance, she'll say yes
>>215942508Why's that>>215942505someone tell me if this actually brings up porn, not gonna go on it cause it might do
Reckon i could shag greta thunbergShe wouldn't be able to resist my med charm and good looks
poo baan
>>215942482
A good couple of threads ruined by virgin spammers, was good while it lasted
>>215942538its the largest free porn tube in the world allegedly.
Just found out there’s a T. rex named Wankel.
>>215942563join it heathermongwe all want to see you :)
have u ever tried eau de nigger by wog ford
>>215942557POV: my nutsack
>>215942493post this in the commentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk
drinking alcohol
>>215942557>>215942482Are you guys actually into that stuff or is it just jokes
what does that even mean?
>>215942530dem a government supply it x
>>215942600bit haram mate
>>215942611fucking sexo
>>215942624it`s Ok !!
honing my seax
white cronem are active
Aroma coming off the infected 'pit is most unpleasant
>>215942624Pocket MonsterofThe dayis ..Fuckoffpaki !!
get in ladshttps://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz
>>215942662lightskin brudda x
they letting anyone in the club these days
i'm steaming get skribble going
>>215942668is that from one of the new gens then
>>215942667ask them for advice they know their fragrances https://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz
>>215942684they’re white
Cronem eating a Babybel wax and all jah bless
>>215942689join in lad tell them crodie gave you a gold passhttps://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz
Roman legionaire administering adjustments to germanic hymens circa 30ADnuthin lil vercingatorix cud do x
>>215942704Not clicking your IP logger soz. Got enough to worry about in my life as is
Ajjjjjjjjjii
That’s crazy I ate so much I actually look pregnant
um
quite shocking to hear about Ian from Steps getting cheffed up in the clink
The Puke of Dork
how's locktober going so far lads?
was about to apply to a job at a hostel which provided accommodation when they said in the description that their 23 year old daughter and their 20 year old son also work there a bit and help, too autistic to wish to live with people my age>>215942728vercingetorix was celticokay so this yank is certainly the paedo who posts mad how fit they are at that age
>>215942689im up for a cheeky scrib'
Right then I'll attend to my maths homework. Nothing good going on here
>>215942773onyx holster
get the fucking skribbl made
was going to post a business idea gimmick but it's genuinely a great idea and I guarantee someone will do it how do I get my brain idea into reality
>>215942797are you dyslexic or esl?
quite shocking to hear about bradley from sclub getting shanked up in the chokey
>>215942813post in here bro would be so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk
finished with my poo
>>215942813dem white cronems are active new flavour mm x
doing pootober me
>>215942729OK ask them in the comments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk
this yank nonce is going to post cp isnt he. just ban him before he does mods
Smoked all this earlier
>>215942826obtain legal protection such as a patent, trademark, or copyright then get a loan and pay a professional to do it for you
oh my days blud
wish we had more forest in this countryyou look on google maps at like russia and that and eastern europe and the place is absolutely covered in trees
>>215942867Mods only ban me for posting my infected armpit. Noncery and Zied's spamming/advertisement are kosher
>>215942876ALL that??? you must be in space
>>215942867Notice how it changed from yank flag to a UK flag? He's on the botnet
>>215942867like pre-crime in minority report
GAN CRY THE HOUNDS O' DOUGLAS VALEGAN STRING THE ETTRICK BOWGAN WARN THE SPEARS O' LIDDLESDALETHAT EDWARD LEADS THE FOE!
>>215942838wish i had a throwaway google acc ready
>>215942883be the change you want to tree in the world
>>215942895I actually am it was more than it looks
>>215942611>tummy, boobs, labia, and belly!?she's leaving nothing to the imagination
>>215942835slightly spergy
heard some blacks boys today saying that black guys always get with white girlsthey ain't wrong. white girls are onyx holsters and there's not a damn thing timmy can do either
>>215942893I get infected armpits, especially my right.obesity, pre-diabetes, and not washing enough
>>215942883the size of the taiga is mental
infected armpit lad and nonce yank are the same person. interesting.*adds it to the document*
>>215942950mmhmm x
>>215942950
>>215942951Im not obese but it's very likely I have 'beetus. Cant go 30 minutes without a piss
>>215942951grim freak
chillen in the migrant hotel next to the thames
the face that haunts leftypol's nightmares
got constant indigestion and my watch keeps beeping saying I've got a fast heart rate worried im going to have a heart attack and die
>>215942966No we arent, I phrased it poorly with my mind fried from toil. I am a Christian man
heathermong sat posting about black men in his smelly incel bedroom on Friday night again is he? Colour me surprised.
>>215942982life is good
>>215942999impersonator
you've all got sleep apnea
>>215942992ok, what do you want me to do about it?
>>215942991She’s so mid lmao
katy's cervix receiving a vex coating
I can feel a poo knocking at my bumhole door
>She’s so mid lmao
screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my street at 3am
>>215943005surely not, unheard of!
theyre you know, a lil violent rn xbulbousdem wrecking cervix
>>215942991She’s already ugly but thank god she’s rich because she’d be an absolute munter if she weren’t
>>215943032well let it in
>>215943016care about me
>>215943029LOL i aint even see ur post crodie, mi tink di same wey
>>215943072
>>215943057violently remodelling her insides. she's now permanently broken for timmy's swc
>>215943029>>215943076Are these 2 the same person?
>>215942944doesnt answer my question really
>>215943052he a white cronem they getting active
>>215943086mmhmm yes dem a done luh violashun x
>>215943086LOL
>>215942977how old are you? could be enlarged prostate >>215942981Let him who is without sin cast the first stone
>>215942898>>215942882also this post
matt smith has a greenis
remember an hour ago when a few decent lads in here were having a proper conversation
>>215942922rorke fuming halfway into minority report realizing it's got nothing to do about a totalitarian police force deporting minorities that have been reported
>>215943091yea he’s posting on about 8 IP addresses, all the posts you see him replying to and replying to him, are him
>>215943114dont drag me into this noncery. im on the botnet so i can stay on my VPN without buying a pass
Imagine pissing in here
>>215943101no to both why do you ask>>215943153alright settle down don't grit your neoliberal teeth in rage
>>215943158arriving packed with katies rn
>>215943157*imagines it*ok now what?
>>215943158gherkin bound carrying bare m3s
>>215943158one adult single to Fulham Poo please, driver!
now imagine me having a cheeky look
>>215943158mmhmm, the driver is a windrush oldhead
>>215943179would spark you out so hard you'd liquefy and go down the drain
>>215943190imagine di stories he could tell bout all di times katies didn't have dey bus fare x
>>215943190he getting dome while driving x
hard to imagine how a living breathing human could be this sad
>>215943220Where's this? White Brits aren't invited here
going bed
gf just sent me this
>I will end matters in my own hands soon without involcing any others which I know will please many readers.
>>215943245grim thinking I used to finger birds that looked like this when I was 14
>>215943237it looks american to me, the architecture and the baseball field
ShowerFrozen 'za Work on the coursesSleepWake up at 5 AM for toil Going to do this for 2 years and then I may have a chance of de-arsifying my life
need a video game to play this weekend
>>215943274elden ring
cronem stanking up the gherkin with weed smoke rn xx
>>215941983christ i want a ciggie
Knew that post reeked of gingernonce
>>215943274I've got a video game for ya. It's called 'Life', and you only get one shot at it!
>>215943226dat guddy gudpraise jah
>>215943273how long is the world realizing you existed enough to be worthy to you
someone smells like rape
Here’s a novel idea I’ve not considered or posted about before: smoking Emma Watson’s poo, in like a bong or something.
>>215942445heathermong i would be sincerely happy if you had a stroke and died
What an absolute bellend
>>215943298dem a smile tell everyting LOL
>>215943310*sheepishly steps backwards to be behind the /brit/ crowd*
>>215943306He's a pedophilic necrophile who lives with his mom and thinks he is making it by buying S&P 500 with his allowance for taking out the rubbish
do black people like iron maiden or are they more into metallica
>>215943316perhaps powdered and snorted
what leftypol does to white demographics when he's in power
anglo hymen destroyer
Indian petrol station girl was definitely checking me out after the gym she even knew what my pump number was before I even said it and there were 4 other cars there
>>215943316how much would you realistically pay for an ounce of her shit?
>>215943360she could smell the 80 birds shagged on you
Imagine being some coked up actor who sold his country's soul to the big devil
>>215943348Musically? Got to be Metallica.
>>215943358full time bus conductapart time hymen snappa x
>>2159433734 digits if I could confirm it was hers.
>>215943360get her fucking shagged
>>215943377still didn't answer my question, you're speaking to people who are on here just as you are i wish the best for you
>>215943376Virgin me>>215943393 Nah I don’t know how to talk to women
>>215943413Is she brown?
>>215943392i'll have a word but don't think that'll be high enough
the so-called lads
>>215943417I said Indian
>>215943391https://voca.ro/1dSg9z9cWplP
>>215943409you shouldnt wish the best for that vile freak
We’ve lost Brian Wilson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Ace Frehley all in the same year, and Phil Collins doesn’t look like he’s doing too well.
>>215943455Jesus and I disagree friendo
>>215943448Oh my daysTimmy's hairy-backed crush
>>215943463Yeah and? Old people die, nothing new
>>215943450oh SHIT
>>215943469I didn’t say she was my crush
>>215943463all literal whos
>>215943473sent that sentimental freak to the scorching fires of hell
>>215943463meanwhile
>>215943479sure timmy
>>215943499i accept your concession on his behalf
>>215943499no you didn't give me the amount of time actually why ignore it, and yes people will remember you for that also I won't respond if you give me money
>>215943463I found them today
ohMy Dayssssss
>>215943516I literally didn’t
>>215943424weird range of clobber what weather was it there
>>215943523>>215943523>>215943523
>>215943534>>215943534>>215943534
michelle trachtenberg also died this year and is forgotten about and i'm sad about it because she was lengers
>>215943536you've been done
greensleeves is the quintessential english songcould be heard in the court of the king or bashed out on the pub piano
>>215941983Has he ever huffed stale farts from a bag?
