killing floor 1 edition
LOADSA BLONDIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk
Welsh representation on the flag NOW
why is he scared to vocaroo????
>>215943523apparently kf3 is complete shite. which is a shame
mental how i'm tired but if i get into bed i won't be tired
>>215943523DOSH
>>215943544Fuck that we don’t want to be on it
>>215943544dragon should be in irish colors
>>215943546https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH
He's here
>>215943547>39fuck that's too young I might only have a couple of years left
>>215943565
how do sewer companies know what level of population is sufficient critical mass to make it so that enough people are pooing and weeing at the same time to keep things moving in the pipes. thats how it works right. thats why you can't get plumbing in some rural areas. but how do they know. how can they trust enough people will be doing poos? what if there's a state wide illness that gives loads of people constipation? o they need to put out a government mandated flush schedule?
janny is lurking. be warned
>>215943585so that's cp
>>215943537listening to Maria rn in honour of this post.
Rewatching Twin Peaks
if they caught the /sp/ pedo, they'll catch this faggot
>>215943574stfu plastic paddy
>>215943602prot or cath, we can all reject the lies of the perfidious anglo
>>215943597not sure children typically wear that kind of clothing in public and are being openly filmed
ate a sardine sandwich about 6-7 hours agojust burped and could taste the deenznot pleasant
calm fit
*sits in the corner of the thread*
hello if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>2159436261 in 4 sardines have dead parasites in them
>>215943645when and why did you convert and do you belong to a denomination
miss my dad
it's never too late until it is
>>215943637wondering where that pure aura emanating the room was coming from
>>215943648extra protein
>>215943648is it ok to eat them? I reckon there were 4 in the tin and I ate the lot.
>>215943665how disagreeable people cope with people not enjoying their company
Just back from the pub. Was shit
>>215943662he got obese again
>>215943575https://voca.ro/18EwmljsGdJS
>>215943658did you have a fall out or is he dead?
would like to book 11:15 for a poo tomorrowplease keep the pipes free
>>215943648vast majority of fish is frozen before even coming ashore, then also sardines being canned, any parasites present will be completely harmless
>>215943679yes they're harmless after the cooking process
>>215943691>incel solo drink on a friday nightyou're mad
rorkes dad locked up for protesting outside a refugee hotel
>>215943665How will you contribute to society?
why doesnt /brit/ post beer can covered flats anymore
>>215943712Who said I was solo?
ian watkins britain's charlie kirk. pbuh
smelly retard posting about greensleeves in the old
>>215943730i hate smelly retards the most
>>215943701
>>215943720criticizing it and contributing to its downfall
every last non-white out
would suck the jizz out of a rape victims fanny
>>215943743self hate isn't healthy mate
>>215943655prefer not to say
>>215943757that was actually quite rude, and you're bang out of order
>>215943753
>>215943599donna > shelly = audrey >laura
>>215943696dead. when I moved away we'd text every now and then but after then he started calling me every now and then to talk and when I look back I think he knew he was going
>>215943753imagine your mum reading this knowing it was your post
why is there always a fella with downs in burger king with his carer but never at mcdonald's or kfcwhat is it about the big BK that entices them so
love the smell of pipe tobacco
>>215943741Seen her with a poo on her belly.
>>215943775:(
not wrong though was i
>>215943758what to literally all of those questions? if so then what's your fave bible book in the old testament and in the new
>>215943787she looks deeply uncomfortable in that photo. i wonder how much she was paid
>>215943771its just a exclamation of how horny i am. dont think my mum would like to know how horny i was even if i just said i'm horny
>>215943783mongo loves himself a whopper
>>215943762banged you mum out of order mate
Pakis on the streets of LondonPakis on the streets of BirminghamI wonder to myself"Could life ever be sane again?"
Timmy when he sees his crush Poojita across the road
rorke in front of the huzz
>>215943753same but im the rape victim and perpetrator and its also my arse
imagine your mum reading this thread knowing damn well you were in here
Fav OT book- EcclesiastesNT- Gospel of John
>>215943819I was looking for a wog and then I found a wogAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>215943820Likkle pussy boi
>>215943827Ktim
>>215943797shut up you melt god doesnt exist lol
>>215943833Didn't happen.
imagine ya mam naked
*votes rorke to be removed from the session*
>>215943841Kys gingerpedo
>>215943833we share the same old testament fave>>215943851sometimes I wish that was true
>>215943827every l4d vs match
alri
Going to sleep now, I wonder what sort of dreams I will have? Sweet ones, I hope x
imagine yer mam cleaning her fanny in the bath
Chillin at the migrant hotel
>>215943544unfortunately theres no way to do it without ruining the flag. it's already perfect
heathernonce fears the vocaroo king
>>215943871baffles me that people pay money for her onlyfans and she doesn't show anything
>>215943904that's me
rorke's mum showering and flossing her gooch with a towel and hanging it up to dry in the bathroom to save on washing
>>215943852Do your job and deal with the freaks DTFIC you hindu bastard
>mamworking class filth
we like gold tings because we come from kings
>>215943579apparently she got diabetes after a liver transplantlook after your liver lads
imagine yer mam being proud of you
might put on the whole amour of God in order to stand against the wiles of the devil
English bros...your response??!>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment
>>215943913>hanging it up to dry in the bathroom to save on washingwe all do this in my family
Imagine being out there right now pulling fot birds and finally shagging.
>>215943911and it all gets posted elsewhere anyway if you fancy a look at her arsebaffling behaviour
imagine yer mam having a sneaky wank
>>215943931Nun lucifer could do x
might sin with my willy of the devil
>>215943943and thats how you got your mums fanny herpes on your face
>>215943945ktim 10 years ago
>>215943958No we all have our own towels we don’t share
Any schizo man in
>>215943945never done this.
>>215943911>>215943946some blokes just like to give women online money for absolutely no reason just to "support" them. we've even got some that hang out in this thread
>>215943968rude of them to leak their discord chat with employed woman
Indoor slab ''climbing'' one of the grimmest, most reddit things that's ever existed Don't know why indoor slab even still exists It's unbelievably grim
>>215943775Blimey. I'm sorry to hear that. It's eerily similar to my dad. We fell out when I was a teenager. Over the years slowly patched things up but live too far apart to see each other regularly. We went from texting occasionally to weekly phone calls. They last 10-30 minutes. I wonder if he is going. I'm not sure he would tell me.
>>215943972
>>215943955all the mam talk was it, don’t imagine your mum when wanking! Just don’t!
>>215943968some things don't change
>>215943978bot post
>>215943978Proper paro me
remember lads: ignis aurum probat
>>215943972in a just world you would have your bones broken one by one before being skinned alive
>>215943943my mum made us do this but only when we were small. nowadays i there's no amount of clean my arse and willy can get where i'd want even my worse enemy rubbing their face with my towel . jsut the thought of there being a tiny amount of sweat on there makes it worth it to just get a new towel. especially in 2025 when towels are cheap as fuck. mayeb it made sense in 1999 because products and supplies were more expensive proportionally to the household . there's just no excuse now
going to the 24-hour asda to get snacks
niggas really replying to the pedo
>>215943872sweet dreams my love x
>>215943991I'll drain the wankard tankard to other mums instead
>>215944009legium pro britannia
Can only be a retarded prick when on the drink and every time I've gotten laid in the past 5 years, I was pissed. The real me? Gentle, thoughtful, kind and nuturing. Thus I am a sobercel. So be it.
yes im sure giving mentally ill attention seekers exactly what they want will make them go away
>>215943972off to bed
>>215943945Not been outside in 3 days.
>>215944047ideally they would dose you up with amphetamine first so you wouldn't pass out from the pain throughout the process
romanes eunt domus
>>215943915What is DTFIC?
I think I went outside one time this week and that was with my gf when she came over to get some drinks from the offy
2011 rorke playing the impossible quiz in ICT
>>215944062my first cat used to do this to get up to my bed when we were both young and sprydead now, of course
I would pull my willy to something but I've irreversibly deleted my porn folder, 200GB of material gone just like that
>>215944083The little girl you spam was like 6 years old man.
>>215944102ktim
pictured: a young mother with her infant son
>>215943978am schizoid
"Go white boy" they chanted in unison
>>215944104that is cute rip to catberg and your fleeting youth
>>215944102i feel like the rorke gimmick has just become a way for people to share funny or relateable moments
>>215944121Why's he sipping a 'fee then
>>215944106>downloading pornYou're at least 35
>>215944145im 38
right so it's just a nonce thread now is it
>>215944132would scran that right now
>>215944132Woah bro does DRUGS that’s so cool you’re so badass dude!
The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem
how do i free myself from sexual desire?
>>215944133Not sure she consented to those photos.
>>215944102remember my friend playing scary maze on the computer in the back of the classroom in year 5 while everyone else was mid-lesson then the jumpscare came up and he jumped back so hard he fell backwards off his chair to the floor
>>215944170castration
Reminder: Prince Andrew unironically did nothing wrong, she was 17 and was paid like $1 million. She only started whinging to the media once she blew through all her money and wanted more.>>215944133If you look at this and your willy moves even a millimetre, as any red-blooded man's would, you can't actually judge are Andy.
>>215944166I drive... kufar out of the holy land
>>215944133all women are autogynophiles
>>215944188how young would you go?
Gentlemen, a toast: to the virgin freaks!
>>215944170have sex. or wank. or get an orchidectomy.
>>215944166Guénonpilled
>>215944194what does that mean?
>>215944199burn them all alive and chuck them in a mass grave, useless “people”
>>215944204pbuh
>>215944188ok nonce
>>215944170i basically did that and it was without trying dunno what advice to give aside from don't do anything sexual of course
>>215944216you think that girl is 16?
>>215944216Not sure that's how it works
>>215944216I’ve done this
>>215944202well its common decency to ask permission
>>215944202*runs over your foot with my bicycle*
>>215944209just because we refuse to have sex and ugly as hell?
>>215944231umhow old were you?
>>215944166He had blue eyes apparently. Impressed Hitler.
>>215944207theres no other reason why they would be so keen to do up and show off parts of their body in tight or no clothing
>>215944216ive done this hundreds of times
>>215944244You've got lots of money from xitter Ian, just buy a wife
You lot are fucking freaks
>>215944188Andy kept it legal but he made of fool of himself in that interview. It was obviously a set up. He should have known better.
>>21594424616Shagged a fair few 17 year olds in my twenties tho
>>215944271aye your mum is quite freaky
Scream
incels should be banned from watching porn (even with ID verficiation). just turns them into perverted unhinged freaks. porn should be limited to people with at least 4 recorded shagsincels should also be banned from voting, owning property, and international travel until they have sex
>>215944262touché
>>215944199>>215944209I am a non-freak virgin.
>>215944133She’s 14 years old mate.
>>215944289You have said the *actual* truth
>>215944273I shagged a 17 year old when I was 20 and got flak off my mates for it
>>215944300>but all the royals should be killedwow there, calm down mate. thats treason.
>>215944216Girls that age and even older, separate and apart from any legal considerations, are just too giggly and insecure and immature imo. Want some experience and a lass with some confidence who knows what she wants.
>>215944285HAHAHA
>>215944285sir aryan miles on a madone
>>215944340probably
fuck you nigga
>>215944336Hey did that one guy die or was that "viral marketing"? That guy who went to Afghanistan and the Congo. You have 2 minutes to respond to me.
When I was 15 I had a gf who was 13. She ended up dumping me for a 18 year old weed dealer. Creepy fucker.
corr wouldnt say no to a 99 flak right now
should l watch X-Files?
>>215944323I'm 25 now and I was gonna shag an 18 year old and I got a load of shit from it
>>215944289so you've shagged 4 times
>>215944356Seems like he scammed a bunch of people and deleted or privated all his utube videos and also privated his twitter
who shook the nonce nest thenas in the nest full of paedophiles
>>215944367go on. let me know if its worth watching.
>>215944386spaino posting nonce-bait again
>>215944356you probably wont believe this but i dont read the news
>>215944360Same for the first part
>>215944367yeah scully is cute
>>215944381no
>>215944360now remembering that girl in 8th grade (14 y/o) who had an 18 year old boyfriend. she always bragged about it like it made her hot shit. nowadays the coppers would have nabbed that lad for being a giga-nonce.
>>215944385A lot of those kinds of guys set off my finely tuned psychopath alarm
glod
whateverwhateverwe were never good together
Can never make a thread on /tv/ that gains traction. Hitting the post limit on /int/ or /pol/ is an easy layup however
>>215944356he is still alive but locked up in saudi prison
>>215944444yeah?
>>215944409yeah it was common in the 2000s. people thought it was iffy but police were never involved.
>>215944406>>215944384favourite season/episode?
>>215944412oh i remember you posting this and yeah he does set mine off too many things about him seem off. comes off as rather insincere, his religiosity is certainly insincere
>>215944448S03E05
Shiori Tsukada Sex Arse!!!!!!!
Buscemi is a kino machine
should've asked her out. will always regret missing that
Ann Widdecombe sex arse
>>215944448squeeze and tooms are the goats
Suicide soon
but if i got my bum out in my back yard everyone would freak out and i'd get a letter from the councilnot on really is it
>>215944451Think bald and bankrupt too while we're at it, almost definitely Charlie Veitch but maybe with that one it's some kind of violent autism
>>215944521aee that's rank mate
>>215944527>back yardFOYC
>>215944527cor
>>215944435lol dis wat happen to timmy
>>215944504I get this sometimes with the girls who liked me but then I realize I would have wanted to like stay in the area of spain where they live or in London>>215944530Bald and bankrupt is a bit less obvious than miles but yeah, idk who Charlie Veitch is though
the gamer shack
>>215944527not impressed with that arse really
>>215944555Does is come pre-built or do I have to?
>>2159445602/10 would not mould
>>215944521Young Ann Widdecombe was a prime piece of arse. How did no Brit lad wife that up? Island of faggots you are
>>215944498I've seen this doesn't he have sex with a legally consenting adult and everyone is outraged
>>215944574think you have to but that they're simple to build and it only takes an hour
Chrissy, he's fucked up
>>215944590le oxbridge face
>>215944544good post
>>215944610
>Island of faggots you are
Always amuses me how little self awareness some of you lot have. I wish I was less self aware then I wouldn't suffer from my trauma and mental anguish as much
>>215944525please be heathermong, he’s addicted to this place yet doesn’t belong
>>215944639first it was disney adults and now it's buc-cee's adults
>>215944640Are you aware you have balls?
cold beer on a friday night
gonna watch this 6 hour youtube video on x files lore instead
Just did a MrSmelly1977 in my panties lol :P
>>215943741peaked in 97
Reckon Aisha keeps her minge spick and span?
>>215944696same
another friday night in my musty incel grotto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>215944698i already answered this comprehensively earlier
>>215944698she looks filthy guaranteed to be a fishy fanny
>>215944713Well? What if someone didn't see it?>>215944721Hope so.
>my musty incel grotto
>>215944684but you'll miss out on cute scully in her silly outfits
>>215944728potentially lifechanging
>>215944728yanks be like>his broken leg was out of bounds
>>215944710kirby looks PISSED
>>215944739cosy
>>215944710I do not recognise the right of Dreamland to exist.
>>215944590>How did no Brit lad wife that up?Because she was a frigid prude C*tholic
>>215944776She didn't get religious until her 30s nigga
get a new madethis one has petered outdied on the vine
S6.E4DreamlandAn anonymous tip finally brings Mulder and Scully to the mecca of all UFO lore, Area 51. But when the agents witness the flight of a mysterious craft there, Mulder and one of the Men in Black, Fletcher, somehow switch bodies - and lives.
Fleetwood Mac's Dreams is an underrated, perfect gem of pop rock percussion, it's almost like the first Sade song
>>215944590kek this post reminded me of the weird kid in secondary school who would keep sprouting random autistic stims, one of his favourites was to just sprout the words "a young ann widdecombe" no idea what it was in reference to but he used to randomly say it all the time
>>215941792>>215941792
>>215944795
>>215944790>>215944790>>215944790
And when finally the bottom fell outI became withdrawnThe only thing I knew how to doWas to keep on keepin’ on
>>215944808On what planet is Fleetwood Mac Dreams underrated?
>>215944836I thought that was Larkin all until the final line
>>215944855it's only cherished for its wine aunt poetry and stevie's performance rather than mick's tasteful latin-inflected yet straightforward drumming
poo
>>215944684rick worley?
