You arrive in Neocastle edition
WHERES THE FUCKING NEW?
had a kino new in the chamber but you'll just have to wait
>>215944790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrKHP33ya_A
the /brit/ anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY
LOS CAMPESINOS MENTIONED
Today has been a tough day mental health wise. I didn't get up until 15:00 pm due to my depression. And I couldn't sleep until the early morning either. I would usually stay up a little longer but I'm not feeling it tonight. Not sure what it is that's bothering me.
Man, im starvin!
i have never made love to a woman lads
>>215944877alri 50cent
oppa gangnam styel
>>215944897alri 50 pence
>>215944877i have. hundreds of times. with several women.
>>215944863I'd be depressed too if I'd dedicated my life to a child abuse fetish cult.
>>215944877>woman ladswe call them ladyboys here. it's much more common
mental how 4chan will be banned soon for us soon
um
>>215944934I'll just dictate my posts to my cousin in Australia
i think if we don't get the last thread to 310 janny's gonna delete this new again
>>215944922you ever made love to ladyboy?
>2027 Rugby World Cup drawWednesday December 3rd>2026 FIFA World Cup drawFriday December 5ththat'll be a wild week lads, aye?
>>215944790protoss va protoss
>>215944941is that a bat?
>>215944863maybe you should stop pretending to be a woman
>>215944972https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760319866367185.webm
>>215944972when i was a teen i once fondled a ladyboy’s boobs and let them twerk on me. nothing too serious but i did have a stiffy
>>215944957Dear Beloved Cousin,In response to that message of heathermong saying they've tied their noose and that their suicide is imminent please reply to them with the following text accompanied by the image of Bradley Walsh from The Chase laughing which is named 'bradderslel.jpg'. You will find it in the file of reaction images I emailed you earlier.'SCREAMING FUCKING POOING MATE GET IT OVER WITH SUNSHINE'With much love, Your faithful cousin
Gassy girls who smell like poo.
>>215945052Exactly
Bismillah the UK and ireland will fall to islam soon. Allah wills it.
I only feel boredom when I am dehydrated or malnourished.
>>215945107WALLAHI!
>>215945090Nobody cares, fuck off.
>>215945107>Ireland >England >Wales >Scotland >Northern IrelandIn that order
>>215945114ktim but the opposite
>>215945107fall? more like rise
book a 7 day holiday in tel aviv mod November
>Nobody cares, fuck off.
yeah that's going in my arsehole
>>215945107Reckon there's gonna be a proper collapse and civil war within our lives
>>215944863You need a man.
*teleports behind you*
>>215945145leave it on reddit next time fag
>>215945141Arise as a Muslim state. YES
Evens I'll get the turkey and potato povvo slop cooked Odds it 'za night
Considering jacking off to a classic pornography with very high production values
>>215944829Cringe gimmick.
>>215945173So this is Rorke?
geek yarn
>>215945187Looks like you're getting the 'za Marvin you incorrigible rat
glod
>>215944790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg
I have lost 6kg in six weeks on Mounjaro.
>>215945162I've an over and under shotgun used for clay shooting if need it. (Could I be arrested for saying this?)
>>215945250That in the Balkans?
>Your faithful cousinum
>>215945252In the UK, probably. This country is a hellhole
>>215945259No Tanzania I think.
>perma banned for posting an ig video
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t44etbU0cUU
>>215945252I've a copper pipe. Cam on!
Stressing about not having any booze in again even though we have plenty.
>>215945272He should probably get tested
>>215945283
want to have a wank but the curtains are off while the paint dries on the window frames
>>215944790Virtually nobody gets an outside view from those buildings in this city, either that or the rooms are like a hundred meters across
>>215945313Your house. Their fault for watching
This is extremely offensive.
leftypol in tatters
>>215945357
thoughts on big fat arses?
>>215945410spread them and eat them
>>215945400extremely anti Semitic joke
>>215945410the fact is women with big fat arses likes this are unable to properly wipe or wash so it's guaranteed that if you're every lucky enough to bend one over you'll be greeted with a strong odour of old dry sweaty poo
>>215945410what? both of them are obviously her
>>215945410Disgusting. Only negroes enjoy that sort of thing.
*enters brit*
went for a nightwalknow contemplating 'cideviva la vida lol
do you reckon royal albert hall installed jap toilets for the sumo guys?no way they wiping that shee
boxcar racer was still good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmG1MwV_Ho&list=RDwcmG1MwV_Ho&start_radio=1tuneage
Well Rorke?
>Gingerpedo banned forever
don't let a white boy get hot
>>215945511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAs7Wxvc1_o
autistic kid who lives in my building on a mad one
>>215945488when i was fat i just used a bidet with high pressure water. only problem was it sprayed poo everywhere but totally worth it imo
>banned foreverliterally no such thing
Somehow gingernonce returned...
>>215945547you're supposed to wipe first before using the bidet
>>215945510He's doing his BWC mating ritual
>>215945549He will continue to post on the botnet and sit out his 10x 120 second captchas to post his muck on a thread where nobody wants him but it won't be so easy. Still a cause for celebration
Soggy trousered JAP
dont like burgersfat people food
>>215945628Hiya! x
>>215945624don't see how high quality meat in a quality bun with salad is fat people food
>>215945584i see
test
>>215945631People in the 1920s were pretty unhygenic. Chances are she had a huge unkempt bush and a shit encrusted arsehole. Disgusting.
To kizza or not to kizza
Took the bus today
>>215945678That's obviously a train
>>215945642spiritually fat behaviour eating burgers is
>>215945678Big shoe big shoe!
>>215945631this was how i found out king tut was gay
>>215945693What about getting a kizza at gone one in the morning
>>215945663
When 4chan is blocked /brit/ should migrate to the SpongeBob Community Forums
>>215945718joe rogan on a mad one
>>215945697ktim
>>215945715Wish I could get one at this time. They're all closed by one in my town
>>215945715spiritually pakii look down on anyone who eats indian or paki food
Hi! I’m your new resident schizo!
>>215945752real schizos deny that they're schizo
eating some cake
>>215945765
>>215944850i reckon thats not the /brit/ anthem
>>215945743I can’t argue I don’t wanna fund them
>>215945794
Prince Andrew has relinquished his title Duke of Rorke.
>>215945765mental how fit she became
>>215945822Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.
>>215945834unnerving...
>>215945834My faggot horse doing this faggot look everytime I come home. Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
>>215945678rorkes creps
considering hot dogs or noodleswhat do you reckon lads?
>>215945810not just about funding them but about what it says about someone willingly eating greasy spicy foreign shit for brownsyou are what you eat
you lads ever had any bad ingrown hairs?
>>215945822oh the grand old duke of rorke he bummed 10000 men
>>215945875yeah...
>>215945822No he hasn't, he's just not using the title anymoreOnly parliament can relinquish titles
uphill gardeners mentioned
>>215945865why not both
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4k9DjUuA0H8stelth cot
genuinely hate people who say "rest in power" shut the fuck upsuch a retarded phrase
>>215945765need a quirky 'tex gf
Schoolbergs got me doing excel.
>>215945874Sometimes the greasy stuff hits the spotIt’s ordered
>>215945877he wanked them off at the top of the hilland he sucked them off again
>>215945890phwoooaaarrr tell us more lad
You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
I miss the 2000shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-w4gvkCkQ
>/shorts/if it doesn't embed, i'm not watching itlearn how to change the link to a watch?v= or don't bother linking itsimple as
>>215945926Kid I grew up with died and they had those cheesy angel edits of him at his funeral, pretty sure they used AI to make it too instead of just a SOVLful cutout and paste on the background
>>215945940yeah and it hasn'twhat of it?
>>215945940Yeah. And nothin did. So what?
>>215945904both? chicken flavour noodles with hot dogs. that is madness.
Fucking RAPE
>>215945953ok boomer
pooey bums
as always, lets give it a go
call him discord raidercall him mr rorkecall him insane
>>215945765>>215945983they're pretty ugly
>>215945998me just before shagging my gary eats sex arse
Hwlp I need Help !! I have to Write a bit about Myself for something Important but it is using a lot of Brainpower figuring out to Write so I have been putting it off for So Long and it Needs to be DoneSoon!! How do I Motivate myself Please! Help !!
Become ungovernable
>>215946033Indeed. This is what I am doing with my purchase of the kizza
>>215946017soo tell me about yourself :)
would suck the sweat out of new toilfus socks
>>215945926it's african american phrase that trannies have co-opted because they think their sick fetishes are a legitimate civil rights movement
>>215946060You should tell her that
>>215945968that's just a regular meal for me hahah
>>215945998
listening to Simply Red in my shagger sitting room
wank toil looms
Don't even remember being a teenager anymore. My entire relationship with her, just completely gone.
>>215946085Based
>>215946050I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>215946083is bruh here going to the office or science class?
>>215946081do you slather it in honey and stuff it up your bum
my favourite food is steak but that’s a treat so most days i have jacket potato with cheese and gravy, tomato soup and bread, meat pies with gravy spuds and yorkshire, bacon roll, beef burger, cheese and ham toasted sandwich and the rare chicken nuggets and waffles i quite like eating food
>>215945937when i was 18 i had a sure thing with a bird i was meeting at a party. but in a moment of madness i decided to shave my pubes. got a horrific razor rash. i still went to the party but basically had to ignore the bird and was constantly scratching my groin area. it was embarrassing and humiliating. i got really drunk really quick then left the party early. when i got home i poured straight vodka all over my groin area and it stung like crazy. then i was sick all over the shower. the next day my mates let me know that bird who was a sure thing shagged another fella, a steroid junkie called jake. anyway it took weeks for the rash to heal and i ended up with 3 or 4 ingrown hairs that were very sore and swelled up with pus that I ended up popping and pulling out the hairs with tweezers. They left scars still visible now 15 years later.
>>215946094pensioner or early onset dementia?
>>215946107Might be a warrior zoomer. Heard about them but never seen one knowingly. You know what, maybe I HAVE seen one... yeah, maybe, maybe... let me think about this before you rush to any judgement on me
>>215946103https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760545014225678.webm
>>215946136I had fish pie. Was really nice. Love fish pie, me. It were pie night
>>215946138I'm 26. Grim.
>>215946103>ice on facedon't do that, it will ruin your fat pads
>>215946136that is a lot of food
Poo poo pooPooing out my backdoor
>>215946170good. will accentuate my bone structure
>>215945983Chang thinks he's a Chad now (she's ugly though)
>>215946116nh but jokes aside last month i was absolutely horny. i rubbed my ringpiece and the next day it started to hurt a bit. i thought I had an infection or something. havent touched my arse since. it's a bit gay when you think about it too
trying to listen to some tunes but i load up a song from 10 years ago and the video is edited by AI am i going mad what is this
>>215946194it will make you look gaunt and olderpreserved fat pads are the key to looking youthful
>>215946210how's it ai?
I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. I have never done any of them. I only drink water and small chugs from the milk carton and avoid fizzy drinks. I am also limiting myself to four biscuits a day because sugar is bad. I avoid sunlight and use a spot clearing cream before washing it off then moisturising. I hope this offsets my otherwise shitty diet.
What do black people think of AI? Not sure they have as much to lose
>>215946239>You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either
>>215946240get some nutrients and sunlight
>>215946240I smoke, drink and take drugs. I also eat like shit and barely exercise and have shagged 80 women.
>>215946248Why do you care what goes through the minds of beasts? Are you of Irish extraction?
>>215946259I used to buy nutrient gummies from Asda but have been forgetting lately. And sunlight ages you, not good.
well thats a video of a woman tongue-punching a black man's fart box
>>215946248https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758663928617319.mp4George Droyd
>>215946260she a luh dick drainer
Damn
>>215946269patriot >>215946240pinhead
>>215946276only excessive sunlight. im not saying do tanning. just go for a walk in daylight hours.
The aussie/usa/malay lads will keep /brit/ going until reform gets in
>>215946223sorry am stteaming will explain tomorrow if you link me
am one of those freaks who doesn’t like real music and only listens to game osts
>>215946312I trust the Aussies. Not sure about the rest desu
>>215946297Blair and New Labour utterly fucked the country but at least they actually cared about how the country was perceived. Cool Britannia, etc. Certainly helped consolidate Blairism. Same can't be said for the Tories after 2010, fatal mistake that cost them dearly.
>>215946103this is the same sequence in the book btw
the current tunage:Bobby Brown - On Our Own (1989)
service stations are such magical places
overheard two northern irish people speaking today and they kept repeating the word like every couple of wordsthey were in their late twenties
>>215946363they're called petrol stations you mong
>>215946363I used to work at one and it was mega comfy
No Country for Old Men is a mediocre film
>>215946297It's been said before but it wasn't anything to do with the government, it was more the social media age which exposed how shit the UK actually isthey used to think we were all hugh grant but we are actually devvo
>>215946297>One Direction, Blur & Oasis, David Beckham, James Bond, London Olympicsokay>the NHSwhat I know the NHS is practically a state religion but who the fuck outside the UK cares about itwere the yanks buying up NHS merchandise?
>>215946374Disagree thought it was good, now pulp fiction or anything by Tarantino, i would say is a bad film now even mediocre
>>215946367yeah we do be like that like
right thenodds hotdogsevens noodlesdubs go to bed without scran
>>215946381A lot of Yank lefties want universal healthcare. And when they imagine it they're probably thinking of the NHS
swear there can never be a more kino music video than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
>>215946391>odddogs ummm
>>215946370no petrol stations are the baby ones>>215946371you were a very lucky man
stayed up the entire night again award
>>215946381NHS is commonly cited by leftist yanks like Bernie Sanders as an example of a functioning universal healthcare system - obviously not knowing the full reality of it.
the NHS is broken. we should do what most of the mainland does.
>>215946370lmao shut in mong
>>215946375a bit but it is also the lack of british pop culture export, after harry potter became massive the state should have encourage massive amounts of british set films and tv made for mass international audiences like korea did with k drama
>>215946363A liminal space, if you will
>>215946239love ofcom just getting completely mauled and battered by a single no-name american lawyer
>>215946389are you really northern irish?
>>215946424I mean they kind of did. There are massive tax breaks for the film industry here. An inordinate number of films are made here. Georgia were complaining earlier this year because we have poached a lot of their business due to tax incentives and lower salaries (lol)
>>215946363>>215946428Yeah there’s something about them
is yhat... a heckin LIMINAL SPACE???? OH MY SCIENCE someone PLEASE get a 4 hour long iceberg explained video made about this RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smart Americans are smarter and more articulate than smart BritsNot surprised a non-name yank lawyer would absolutely rinse Ofcom
>>215946451they're not british films, making guardians of the galaxy in the uk does nothing to give the uk soft power
Sometimes I go to the Moto service station in my area just to hang out. There’s a Greggs where I’ll pick up my chicken bake then wander around looking at the empty 18+ arcade, the compact M&S, gaze upon the motorway from below, walk past the small independent cafe to the Burger King on the other side and finish off with a peek into WHSmith.It’s only one story though, I went to one once that had two floors with a KFC on top.
as a kid who had to go to hospital a lot and dealt with mostly dreadful and incompetent nurses, i always thought the NHS worship was fucking weirdof course, back then I only had to deal with all white nurses who were either bitter resentful middle aged women or chavettes who were fresh out of sixth form, can't even imagine having to deal with nurses that can't even speak english
damn there's a lone fox in my liminal space
>>215946446indeed
rainberg just decided to kick in, making my nighttime incellious piece of shit fuckhead browsing much much comfier :)
remember when bart got an elephant lol
Here We Go is not a good tv show.
>>215946363for me its gloucester servicesthey do absolutely peng food for a motorway services and its not even exorbitantly expensive
>>215946492has he ever owned a bear
>>215946470Actually that is what soft power means. Being a massive market hub for the international film industry is real soft power. Having millions of chinks buying Harry Potter costumes and sing the Spice Girls is not.
>>215946496it's no Not Going Out but big boots to fill there
>>215946478my nan had cancer and died surrounded by africans with no empathy who didn’t listen to her and mistreated herone of the many reasons i am a rorke today
>>215946492yeh
>>215946504beart simpson
Will sometimes hide a post I've made because I've lost interest in the conversation.
>>215943833>Fav OT book- Ecclesiastes>NT- Gospel of John
Have you ever given off Rockstar Vibes??
>>215946515this is a big redpiller for normgroidshappened to me, too
>>215946509Ok then 'cultural power' or whatever the um actually term is. the fact we have 70 million english speaking people and korea mogs us in terms of tv exports is embarassing
remember bart went to australia and got kicked by a big boot lmao but he dodged it
yhe simbnsons
>>215946542i see you've played booty dodgey before
>>215946297>>215946347Don't forget the fact that half the global Anglican communion have now split from Canterbury on account of it being a den of iniquity
>>215946539i am sorrywonder how many more people had to pass like that
>>215946511Never really got into Not Going Out. Its a long while since the BBC has had a decent comedy. Too woke.
Mein Fuhrer, I have failed you...
i'da called em chuzwazzas
>>215946540we do very well tbqhyes korea has overachieved the past few yearsbut compare that to india for example
Back in the day people drank full sugar Coca Cola and full bodied beer. Hardly a fatty in sight. Only when light beer supplanted Bud Red in popularity did the obesity epidemic start.
>>215946492Mental how the Simpsons have gone on for so long they're repeating episode plots nowThere was an episode a few years ago of Lisa getting braces again that completely ignored the first time it happened
remember when homer slept naked in an oxygen tent because he believed it gave him sexual powers
>>215946387Pulp fiction is shit but Jackie Brown is in my top 20
>>215946582Dental plan.
So white nurses were just as bad? I can imagine gruff white nurses having less patience than meek flip nurses>>215946478>>215946515
Marge Simpson sex arse
The Halloween costume
>>215946584truth nuke
>>215946582>>215946593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOFaaXfNxZ0
>>215946528which one are you?
Just poured myself a spiced rum and coke for a last drink but accidently poured a triple and its brutal on the palate
was really into simpsons as a kid but transferred over to the griffins as i got older and never looked back
>>215946611Get off vent or I'll have you bent.
>>215946579I think the phrase is correlation does not imply causation
had some of my first wanks to late 90s simpsons porn
>>215946353gayer than gay sex
>>215946574but we speak english and are semi first world. the international audience should not even notice when they're seeing a british film/show it should be so normalised the same way you don't even notice if an american show is in Californian or new york accent.
>>215946567there is a new partridge show now but i havent watched it yet, the fake one show spoof he did was goodnot going out was sitcom slop but watchable
>>215946624I hate Family Guy's snarky Jewish humour even more than the Simpsons
Did I invent a new opening?
>>215946612indians hate muslims more than christians desu
>>215946297Jimmy Savile getting exposed was the turning point.
>>215946632kek are you me?
>>215946648A scholar's mate with several needless terrible moves
>>215946639dadstein is a huge partridge fan watched one episode of the new one and said it was shit
>>215946632Mine were to the wrestling
>>215946647https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760635420147905.webm
>>215946667no one says this any more unc.we say ktim now
rorke lifting up the bottom of his shirt to hold the crumbs from eating whilst laying on his back and then walking outside and shaking them off
When I was a kid, I used to watch old sitcoms like some mothers do av em and carry on films and hope that a woman in it would suddenly show her breasts or do something sexual
If you join this game first, you will have challenged me:https://lichess.org/Tg8uZ3PvAll individuals who click this link afterward will merely be observers.5 minutes per person.Let me teach you chess
>>215946624what did you think of the crossover episode
rorke lifting up the bottom of his shirt to get bummed by a stranger in a public toilet
>>215946698He knows how to use tools
>>215946695Janny!
>>215946655social media in general also ruined people's cartoon fantasy world perceptions of plenty of countries by offering an actual first hand view of what they're really like, rather than being filtered through movies and tv shows and such it happened to you, america, japan, korea, india, not us thogh australia's the best planet on earth
>>215946624only seen clips of family guy but never laughed not even once
Das Leben ist Wille zur Macht.
>>215946647Family Guy was the funniest show ever shut up
>>215946704Trying again: https://lichess.org/m79Nnxm6Some cunt bailed
>>215946702And I did the same watching King of the Hill. I hoped Luanne would get her tits out
>>215946702for me, it was the soft-core porn channel 5 would broadcast late on friday nights.
>>215946698leave me alone
>>215946706it was ok very forgettable though>>215946724must have a bad sense of humour then
mihai loved american dad
>>215946704teach me how to love instead
>>215946737yes mate that was the onefucking hot shit for a pre-teen like mealso they showed films like confessions of a window cleaner
>>215946755post the funniest futurama clip
>>215946724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6hBvvu_k
>>215946673its just like scissored isle which was alrightobviously never getting the i'm alan partridge levels again but what else has done so since then
>>215946773>>215946773>>215946773
>>215946732Can someone seriously play?https://lichess.org/GKInTegE
>>215946761https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/american%20dad%20sex/username/mihai/
>>215946639i didn't like the fake one showive just finished his new mental health showits oknot great tbqh bit hit and miss
