Havamal edition
futurama was never funny
>>215946773don't know what that is not looking it up x
remember the episode where marge got huge tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--NHHdDL4II laughed when he finally acknowledged that no one understands these references to 80s movies.
remember when in that cartoon that thing happened
>>215946792yanks will see this and think its the funniest thing ever
>>215946792screaming
>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/american%20dad%20sex/username/mihai/
>>215946792POO SCREAMING
>>215946826Don't speak ill of the dead mate
david tent bedshits
>>215946773>translated hávamálngmi
All jews are spies.
Remember seeing something years ago about how Philip Seymour Hoffman was introduced to heroin from that one British comedian guy Alan Partridge. Or maybe I'm thinking of 2 different guys, there's no way of knowing.
remember when marge became a bodybuilder and raped homer and it was played off for laughs
Who remembers Singled Out on Channel Five?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2GxiJUM6o8
lettuce have a good thread!
the baby on family guy is the most relevant british character in decades
>>215946807the episode where theyre naked in public kickstarted my ENF fetish
>>215946837Icelanda be kidding me!
Philip Seymour Butts
just done a mois fart and now my arse feels lubricated and my cheeks glide smoothly.
feel like the blade runner from that movie bladerunner 2049
>>215946773Watch me play another /brit/ anon:https://lichess.org/IxV3kWuxYo8E
hows that chess schooling going?
Why did I see a red line between two posts for a second
>>215946850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45tnuzcXK38What the fuck?
>>215946845I think that was either owen or luke wilson? can't remember, i think one of them tried to kill themselves because of drugs and blamed partidge could also be seymour hoffman, but yeah coogan was a drug menace for a while
Cam on BraddersEnthusiast
i wash ma'self with a rag on stick
remembering mihai's stiffy bulge webms and shedding a single tear
>>215946854think he was supposed to be like a boston brahman not british
>>215946826>>215946902
>>215946876https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760172869417443.mp4
>>215946904yeah he was a fraiser crane type yank
>>215946917A jewish/israeli operative
>>215946917reckon she's pegged him?
Mihai was sound. Who cares if he was gay
>>215946914Lol
>>215946917Saw some bodycam footage of him after he pepper sprayed a lady who showed up at his house and came to the conclusion he is a homosexual male.
>>215946933i cared
queen of /brit/
For me it was Cavegirlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmG9_f1tTHc
>>215946917you can see the spic in her face
i don't touch like that
theres no evidence mihai died.
Um!! xx
>>215946954remember the nip slip? cant believe the editors missed it
>>2159469852 mental peas in a pod x
>Well, if you'll pardon the expression, that really is the nigger in the woodpile
>>215946947Trannies ye be warned
Einstein had a child out of wedlock and did everything possible to obscure the truth about what happened to it. Perhaps he is out there.
now listening to smack my bitch up by the prodigy
>>215947012would be funny if it was a downie or something
ive never met a jew before and i live in the south east
>>215947002geoff hurst on a mad one
>>215947012his identity? the grandfather of spaino.
Every breakup with a woman I’ve had has been preceded with them uttering the phrase, “I don’t feel like myself anymore/I don’t know who I am anymore”It just means they want to fuck someone else
If anyone's interested in a game:https://lichess.org/9CeImmVl
Here's the thing, actually, I don't actually dislike Andrew Schulz, frankly. But frankly, I was listening to his program on Apple podcasts while he was away on his world tour, and I was really enjoying the episodes, even more than the couple I'd heard while he wasn't on his world tour. I like... CIA propaganda, I don't know what to say to you.
>>215947007fucking lmao
>>215946997lol no i don't remember that
>>215947029same. i live in the south east asia
>>215947012Speaking of obscuring: Here's a picture of Canadian PM Mark Carney with Ghislane Maxwell
>>215947031realest nigga this general has ever seen
>>215947031Mad that they’re both dead
>>215947029you've met plenty of secular jews, mateyou just didn't know they were jews
>>215947007she is not a tranny, flat lives matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0rAC5bZgw
>>215947053did literally everyone of any note hang around with that cunt?
>>215947077how would i knowevery person ive known that is white has been normal as in not jewwy, normal sounding names normal sounding families normal sounding religious practices if they ever brought them up
Low status sub 5 men like me shouldn't even be allowed to see beautiful women irl. They should just stick me in the coal mines, it'd be less painful
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might have a vivastreet wank
>>215947101I have a 150 IQ and I love the Sunday Sport.
>>215947106you seem very sheltered and naive
>>215947114Business idea: GUYS wear the veil, full body suit version. That's what they want after all, let's see how they like it when they lift that sucker up and get a look at us AFTER the arranged marriage.
peeling off smeg flakes and flicking them at the back of my 98 year old nans head
Thank you bong anons
Mihai was that poster that talked about queers the way I talk about Emma Watson. Lots of talk about eating poo and sniffing farts.
>>215947147I'd still be fucked with my pipsqueak voice and boring bastard personality
>>215947142tell me how theni want to look back at everyone i met and analyse who might’ve been a steinberg in disguise
>>215947195You don't have to talk, you don't have to vote, the community will decide who you marry. Can live in Islamic bliss until you die and go to hell.
>>215947184this stuff is fucking dangerous i can't be left alone with any of it without going mental like zoidberg did to the buffet table in the roswell incident episode
>>215946612I am Varg plus Platonism.
>>215947184Mr Kipling: exceedingly small cakesI'm an absolute fiend for the angel slices however
>>215947222you're chinese
>>215947217They are quite heavenly
>>215947240I'm English/British. I don't believe a Hebrew hippie is God.
>>215947222>vargso an extrinsically religious person who admitted he doesn't think the pagan gods are real and that people who believe in them are stupid and didn't get the point of them
>>215947237if tummys could get boners i'd be rock hard right now
>>215947217how does this make you feel?
>>215947184corrr
>>215947217I bought an edible from the store one time and demolished a pack
>>215947255Yes, Platonists don't believe in Gods the way Norse or Celts did.
can’t leave me alone with the jam & creams or digestives
>>215947253>christiananity downs syndrome.png>Brain chair Wojak brainjak.jpgYou're descriptive filename leaf and you've been shitting up the log all year with your hatred of Whites
these are well peng
I was trying to catch your eyesThought that you was trying to hideI was swallowing my painI was swallowing my painI didn't mean to hurt youI'm sorry that I made you cryOh no, I didn't want to hurt youI'm just a jealous guyI'm just a jealous guyI'm just a jealous guy
>>215947273What do Platonists believe?
>>215947317Love the almond ones
>>215947317ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk........
Abrahamic religion? debunked millennia ago
>>215947273so you should add the atheist one then
For me it's a Chinese egg tart from here
>>215947334Umₘ Xxₓ
>>215947346are they sweet or savoury?i love british egg custard tarts
those lemon ones are so fucking peng i'm actually throbbing and sweating right now thinking about it
>>215947373Lightly sweet
some weird foreign guy kept staring at me yesterdaywhy tf would someone do that
>>215947391He probably thought you were about to set off a car bomb
>>215947326Plato never actually posited the existence of a being resembling a theistic God. The "form of the good" was sort of the supreme form. There was the "demiurge" who was responsible for creating all of these little blueprints (forms, but actually just universals) from which particulars (objects in the world) are based. The demiurge is interesting, because it doesn't stick around. It created the perfect examples of all things which we see on our day-to-day. There is no sense of worship in this doctrine
>>215947391its his culture you ignorant rorke
>>215947405blgo on
Plato was a Christian
>>215947405he was probably tripping on shrooms when he came up with that claptrap
Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me
been playing spider man 2, it's a lot fun but the ray tracing utterly destroys the frame rate haha
>>215947436buy a better gpu then
>>215947446i have a 4080
>Put that jam on your lips! Looking like a sweet dessert with your cute ass!
>>215947460yeah 40 stone and 80kg #done
Freezing tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmG1MwV_Ho&list=RDwcmG1MwV_Ho&start_radio=1
>>215947478a balmy 12c where i am
slapping my tip across rorkes tongue
>>2159474936c here, proper chilly
>>215947478
>>215947503you must be many miles to the north of my location then
>>215947509Well, where are you?
>>215947478turn the ray tracing on, warm up your childhood bedroom
just done some wanking to ballbusting lads
>>215947520Bristol
>>215947531Yeah quite far away, incredibly far away actually
Entire bag of Chilli Sensations down the hatch. Diet is absolutely fucked
>>215947531named after the stool chard I hear
>>215947543Scotland?
>>2159475316 hour drive for me
>>215947551Nah, the NORTH.(West Yorkshire)
>>215947546bring them back up
the beautiful and lovely emma raducanu
>>215947546worth it
>>215947546Keir Starmer MUST intervene
>>215947433If you read Plato's Symposium, you'll see the fuckers were just getting drunk and fucking little boys. There's one classic bit where a hot young stud called Alcibiades is basically talking about how cold Socrates is with him in bed. Not just that, but there's evidence of drugs, too (see the Eleusinian mysteries). At any rate, you're probably totally right
>>215947579that burger patty looks dry
>>215947579very cute
what a surprise the yank is a paedo
>>215946773HWAET!
>>215947565some very grim parts there i imagine. bradfordistan is there right?Leeds is alri though i hear. i want to visit the royal armouries museum.
>>215947433It’s entirely possible
any good podcasts about roman history for someone who knows nothing about roman history?
Bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56o1gRmt9g8
>>215947596thats a plate of her poo
>>215947606We Gardena in geardagum,þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
>>215947633Good post
>>215947622Mike Duncan History of Rome
>>215947622The History of Roman by Mike Duncan covers the entire history. The Rest is History has many episodes about Roman historyThe Ancients podcast is another decent option.
>>215947596it's a vegemite macaron
>>215947704You ever seen crocodile dundy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759090283978302.webm
losing my mindgoing completely mental
Maude Flanders sex cleavage
glod
>>215947636Me own fooking thaneeaten alive by sumdragon troll bastard thing!
how does copyright work if a company no longer exists, who owns the rights thensurely it doesn't enter the public domain
>>215947758Absolute corker of a post for 3am
>>215947607I'm close to Bradistan, not TOO close though, far enough and expensive enough for them to not be able to get in.
>>215947766dont know sorry
>>215947758
It's over.
>>215947758lake bled is very pleasant btw.
>>215947644>>215947683ta' lads
>>215947731that kid is 12 years old nowi wonder if he knows what he did
STEPHEN MULHERN SET TO REPLACE BRADLEY WALSH AS THE NEW HOST OF THE HIT SHOW THE CHASE
>>215947842massive gay vibes
>>215947829it is, but contrary to popular belief, it's not pronounced like the English past tense verb form bled
>>215947815what is the point of the monarchy in 2025? what do they actually do for the country?i feel they became even less relevant after r Liz died (PBUH)
Post your rare Mulherns
>>215947758Great post, should have saved it though.
>>215947815Wonder what's going on behind closed doors, because last time I checked every royal in the history of royalty has been at least pedophile-adjacent. They're probably disappointed with Britain and will take their revenge on it within 2-5 years. You can shame a nation, but a nation should never shame a pedophile royal. Just practically I mean.
>>215947865just googled it and its pronounced as 'blet'? well blow me down
I need a jobI need a girlfriendI need a clue
>>215947906it's got that German raised e, like when a German says neee
What is our response to this? https://youtu.be/dEI7oX0XxJw?si=TYsF-q0s6NK55-Kb
>>215947842FAKE NEWS
Think women really like me because I’m a bit of a gossip Always remember tidbits of information about people and willingly share them while being good at storytelling and constructing scenes
>>215947866I am generally a dyed in the wool republican, but I take Peter Hitchens point about them as a last resort constitutional stopguard. If shit really hit the fan, like fascist/communist/Islamist revolution bad - then the monarch would act as a sort of emergency brake. Or at least a focal point we could all rally around to resist the takeover.
>>215947927imagine if bradders guest hosted tipping point and sheppers guest hosted the chasecorrrrr
>>215947935It’s 1776. Who do you side with?
>>215947935cant see many people rallying around charles or william. they're both woke wet-wipes
>>215947931i am scared of women and dont know how to talk to themconsequently i hate them
americans think it was them vs the brits but actually the british common people generally supported yank independence
>>215947971
just watched thisQUITE the mindfuck kind of nice seeing my first naked anime woman thoughI think I understand the hentai FREAKS a bit now
>>215947971I thought Irish had gift of the gab
Think women really like me because I'm so cocky. Tell them to go fuck themselves first chance I get -- "Oi, nice buckteeth, you fat cow." Then I'll laugh in their face with the lads. Keeps them coming back for more
>>215947925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1mbuFC4ts4
>>215947971ktim
>>215947935britain coup d'tats: 0 britain during the revolutions of 1848: silentbritain during the entirety of europe jumping to communism/fascism in the 1930s: silent they are quite a stabilishing force desu lad It's amazing how tranquil and dull British history has been relatively speaking.
>>215947971many such cases!
>>215947979The war persisted at least partially from both parliamentary sympathies for it and several of the generals involved not engaging in active warfare that allowed Washington and the continental army to remain mobile in the field and evade being pinned down
>>215947989you don't deserve to watch films or really even exist if what you took from those scenes is boobayou are basically mentally a rapist
>>215947955I'm with you lot since I am also a big admirer of the American Constitution, which kind of serves as your 'rallying point' in this example. In dire straits you will rally to the Constitution, us to the monarch. The key difference was that America was ready for republicanism. Never before or again has there been a more politically educated generation as that of the Founding Fathers. But can you imagine us trying to do the same thing today? Are we 'ready' as a country to create our own constitution from scratch? I very much doubt it.
are you ready to go on a fucking mission
>>215948022It was enjoyable on its own.That just made it extra enjoyable.
>>215947971Honesty is key, tell them straight up what you told us here
>>215947996Lmfao
>>215948053men cannot understand films
>>215947996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFwo76f-9I4What's weird is that it happened twice.
>>215948060women's top 8 films of all time are the harry potter films
*flies past*
>>215948087mad
>>215948087Shout out to his family
Honestly think /brit/ threads have the most intelligent/high-IQ posts of any other thread on this site. Granted, we're all having a laugh -- but there are too many gems. Haven't seen this elsewhere, TBQH
>>215948012>It's amazing how tranquil and dull British history has been relatively speaking.dont we have one of the oldest continuous governments in human history? no major political upsets or schisms since the civil war
mental that this century began on new years of 2001 instead of 1/1/00that makes me deeply uncomfortable but it's literally true.
>>215948128just started writhing and spinning in my incel chair
>>215946850>>215946891Haha that's awful, imagine, wouldn't want that to happen to me
>>215948111ayeand after Cromwell's decade we were so clueless we just brought kingberg backmental we are
>>215948128categorically untrue
>>215948089no it goes1 princess kaguya2 dune (1984)3 ghost in the shell 24 eternal sunshine5 alien 36 black swan7 the 400 blows8 the 36 chambers of shaolinthat is the official list
>>215948092good gimmick i like this one
>>215948087they're both edited you mongthe actual radio announcement had the anthem and everything
>>215948111More or less. We came very close to serious unrest in 1832 however. A lot of MPs houses got burned down. Which is why it's rather interesting to see again nowadays.
I just pulled up on your bitch ass cuzhttps://youtu.be/r_IPV2zeDIc?si=Hq00bwp_9TWU9Qn7
WOKSTAR VIBES
>>215948175Nothing gets past you
>>215948182the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
>>215948155aye?
>>215947979hardly a war at all when you look at the numbers KIA. Mongols would drop 10x that in a day
How much have you guys made this quarter
Is he the worst Prime Minister in British history?
>>215948214So it begins...
how much do you lads pay for your phone contract?
i love when women smilethey look so nice
>>215948216Buttons and washers
>>215948221Not even the worst this decade. And that's saying something.
>>2159482212nd worst
>>215948224Still paying for my 3G Sidekick phone. Handful of cell towers catering to me alone, I reckon
>>215948216You didn’t attend /brit/‘s quarterly earnings report this morning?
>>215948221He is actually generally good at keeping cordial relations with the United States as for domestically in the UK I don't know enough to say
>>215948224£100
>>215948240Holy shit, my hair is exactly like his there
>>215948224Mother dearest pays me phone bill
>>215948202what's worse is that it goes 1BC then 1AD so ten years before 5AD is 6BC
>>215948248prove it
>>215948248Wow generic white man hair by a generic white man?
>>215948202yeah well that also has a picture of franz ferdinand getting shot which definitely wasn't 21st century
>>215948264No. You'll just have to take my word for it
>>215948276shant
Mad how years and centuries are just a social construct and don't actually mean anything
>>215948248sexo hair
>>215948291They do tho
>>215948221Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, David Cameron and Tony Blair are far worse
>>215948297um
>>215948291they're a useful way of measuring time actually
>>215948291Haven't even lived for either of those periods of time
>>215948291this is true of all categories, all named things, everything but reality in itself, ding an sich
>>215948307Literally an adult man
>>215948261You can thank Dionysius Exiguus for that!By the way the year 525 AD - that was the first year anyone on Earth knew what the "correct" year was (aka our current year system). The Catholic Church wouldn't accept it for another 500 years though despite it coming from a Catholic monk in Rome. England actually started it thanks to an Anglo scholar named Bede in the 8th century, then Charlemagne liked the idea and crowned himself on Christmas Day 800. Popeberg started using it in papal bulls on 1014 at last.
>>215948297he is fucking shite in alien: earth. terrible acting
>>215948270>>>>>>/cum/
>>215948291They're determined by Earth's orbit around the Sun, so no, they do mean something.
>>215948326need a year zero urgently (not in the pol pot way)
>>215948329Show sounds retarded as fuck whenever I’ve read about what’s going on
>>215948314i remember reading my first kant book too
>>215948329On like episode 4 with the gfberg. It better get going soon or I will drop it hard
>>215948343that's not how they're determined actually
Thinking about investing 30k in Palantir in the coming weeks. Secret inside information sort of thing. Anyway, anyone interested in going halfsies?
>>215948355
Vengo a ustedes, los amos del doxeo, los señores del caso, no vengo en son de malicia, vengo por justicia, un grupo de estafa que distribuye CP... deseo que alguien mande su culo fuera de Internet y si es posible mas lejos... necesito que esto asique porfavor háganlo llegar a las personas correctas, muchas gracias por su atención
Busted had some great songs
>>215948305Cameron doesn't get anywhere near enough hate, austerity as a response to the 2008 recession and flogging off the royal mail and then just letting and holding the eu referendum despite knowing the risk. he is the core of what fucked us up beyond fixing
When I did your mom last Saturday we played thishttps://youtu.be/WfmTq2B31tE?si=NefINrHdnh8qj8Sv
>>215948355I didn't say it wasn't 101 you sassy whore xx
Looking at houses again. I was up at Pateley Bridge the other day, its a bit far from West Calderdale where i'm really looking. But I do love North Yorkshire. Which of these do you lads prefer:>https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/165441626#/?channel=RES_BUYor>https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164068793#/?channel=RES_BUYI think i'll contact the estate agents for both but i'd like some opinions.
>>215948348>>215948357yeh its very average imo. the addition of new alien species is pretty cool but thats about it.
Been scranning tf out of grilled cheese's fried in olive oilIt lush x
>>215948368name twenty eight of them
>>215948383are you the same freak who deep-fries with olive oil?
>>215948383that’s called a toasted cheese sarnie mate foy foy foy
that Stephen Graham movie that's all done in one shot and he's a chef that does a lot of coke was really good, much better than that pompous Anya Joy whatever thriller, though the ending is a bit puritanical, but you know, it's a brit movie, gotta take that into account
>>215948377It's nice to dream. But please keep it to yourself, mate
>>215948395Nah I'm not that mentally ill>>215948396It yummy
So why was IPA economical to ship to IndiaWhy not brew beer locally Were they dumb
>>215948377>7.35 acres vs. 4.9 acresNo brainer mate. Land is the real investment here. They're not exactly making any more of it haha
there's still some the same stuff we got yesterday
>>215948392Year 3000Crashed the Weddingand then the Thunderbirds theme song x 26
>>215948422they do make more land though :) so you're technically wrong :)
>>215948383Isn't this amazing? I typically do butter or olive oil. Love to butter the bread, fry 'em, place some cheese on top, then, separately, fry some onions/shallots in olive oil, and pour them on top. Usually use gruyère or mozz (or both). The onions/shallots make a difference, though. Butter + olive oil is amazing, too
>>215948435Get me down the land factory on Monday morning then haha
>>215948441He didn’t ask did heNeither did I
>>215948427existential post
>>215948441You have to do everything in one pan, seriously. The flavour is fucking unreal. All absorbs into the bread.
>>215948377hm hard to say. second house is cheaper and has more acreage but is a smaller house. depends what your needs are
>>215948441corr
>>215948456alri location location location
You should cook with tallow you absolute IMBECILES
>>215948472>they cook their foodngmi
>>215948472I cook with lard since I’m not a cow worshipping hindoo
another thread draws to a close. migrate when ready de lads>>215944790>>215944790
>>215948481>>215948481>>215948481
>>215948478Alri Goatis
NEW>>215948496>>215948496>>215948496
four threads brit? four? that's insane
>>215948515four naan mark?
