Rorke's Drift edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXgaWYILCgc
Light (or lite) beer is a marketing term for clarified lager style beers generally with lower carbohydrate and alcohol contentIt's particularly a thing in America where it became a popular style of beer from the late 1960s onwardsThe nearest local mass produced equivalent here is XXXX Gold, sometimes referred to alliteratively as the Milton Mango, as it comes in yellow cans that resemble a ripe Kensington Pride mango, and it originated in the Castlemaine XXXX Brewery in the Brisbane suburb of Milton.
reeves hasn't got a fucking clue
I don't need your devils weedKeep your crack and your LSDI'm snorting something that god gave meAnd it smells a lot like love
we just built different baby
>>215953379same
>>215953326don’t be rude
>>215953379daily mail comment
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ded-oI56RE
Great edish
Split this union up so we can finally treat the so called Celtic nations as enemies. I'd go to war against Scotland in a heartbeat. Wales, I'd feel a bit bad, but we'd be friends again after a good sacking or two.
>If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit you can no longer join our Club or pick up a Penguin, as the lunchbox favourites have reduced the amount of cocoa in their recipe so much they are now only “chocolate flavour”. The two snacks, both made by McVitie’s, changed their recipes earlier this year amid soaring cocoa prices – which have prompted manufacturers to try a number of different tactics to keep prices down. Club and Penguin can no longer be described as chocolate biscuits as they contain more palm oil and shea oil than cocoa, as first reported by the trade journal The Grocer.
>>215953436you can’t afford a war against Scotland you’d get fucked up
wait a second this song is about being gay
>>215953448There Is No Substitute For Quality
>>215953448McVitie's have been legally obliged to label them "chocolate flavoured biscuits".
>>215953378he asked what a beer light was as inSo where were the spidersWhile the fly tried to break our balls?Just the beer light to guide usSo we bitched about his fansShould we crush his sweet hands?
da's got wheelers dealers on
>>215953448take the piss
>>215953580even biscuits are woke now
>>215953349Zulu was peak kino, I watched it a dozen of times as a kid. My grandpa had it registered on a cassette, for me. He even cut all the ads out
>>215953448just make people pay for the nhs if they fail an obesity test and get rid of this shite ffs
scratching 'care labels' on clothes feels so amazing
>>215953436Chill Hamza, muslims cant win wars anyway
bit retarded jannymake your mind up about the rules and stick to them or fuck off
>>215953624they did it to save money not to help fat people lad can't you read?
>>215953652the rules are simple. FOY
Disestablishment when
sir cold palmer
>>215953383based based based
if you make threads before bump limit (310) the thread should be deleted. If you talk about topical global politics you should be banned from all boards but pol.
>>215953623Are there any similar Eyetie fillums about Ethernopia and that?
that new pokemon game seems to be getting a lot of backlash
>>215953382Is that from Malcolm In The Middle
>>215953725imagine being 35 and still talking about the new pokemon game
>UK's young people>catholics are more numerous than anglicans>anglicans having a schism over literal troon hereticsThe Universal Church is playing the long game, they are still a bit too faggy though, we need a new vatican council
>>215953686looks like you don't understand the rules eitheryou poor little mong braingo easy on yourself
Watching Patton over and over like I'm Richard Nixon
>>215953742basedcatholicism will stamp out anglican faggotry
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLSGIRLS
>>215953745shut your hole and FOY before i batter you like a sausage
>>215953767age range?
>>215953725theres a surprise
>>215953742Christianity isn't true, it doesn't matter what brand. Anglicanism is dead because atheism is the natural order of the white man, anglicanism is religion for people who don't seem to like religion
>>21595379825-30
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCh4xtIQPvY
>>215953823liar
>>215953718We dont talk about that
>>215953764Anglicanism is stamping itself out. Catholicism is the religion of brown people
>>215953836why would i lye?
any of yous been with a slam pig / heffer?
>>215953854washing clothes
Looking to buy a new car lads: Hatchback. Automatic. Petrol. Budget up to 6.5k. Want it to be comfortable and refined.I'm thinking either a Volkswagen Golf, Audi A3 or Volvo V40. Thoughts?
Got to get up, get showered, get to the village butcher, haven't I? Yes?
>>215953879Almost exclusively fuck fat chicks me
>PetrolThere's nowhere you ca
>>215953623Always assumed it was a film only brits would like
there's nowhere i ca
mad how good B&Ms knock off aftershaves are, visage is £4 and literally smells the exact same as sauvage
>>215953842The heckin fascists destroyed feudalism and built schools and hospitals?
>>215953897Volvo would be the white man's choice
Mad how Musso could of kept his nose clean and kept himself away from Teutonic insanityLike Franco did
>>215953966Get mine created by a professional perfumier in Grasse.
Richmond's eau de sausage
>>215953999I do like the Audi A3 but yeah a bit conscious of the fact that pakis drive AudisAlthough generally not the A3 I think
>>215954009In his kidneys?
>>215953897Never had a thought in my life mate so couldnt possibly advise you. I do wish you the best of luck though
Rorke demonstrating his whiteness by driving a Chinese-owned marque
>>215953383why are they like this though?
arse wanking my arse with a healthy rape
>>215954021RS3 only cuzzy
>>215953383>>215954069Makes sense with the crown owning the waters and coasts or whatever around Wales
>>215954082Good lad
>>215954069na ru na gwenn breiziz hepken
>>215954069A lot of celtic nations entire identity is seething that they were beaten into submission by their English overlords
>>215953966bet they last for five minutes though youre paying for longevity not just scent
24 packets of ramen for $2.16finna eat like a king
>>215953383I still respect Wales for voting for Brexit
>>215954113shut up you neek
mouth watering for my prospective tea
Watched Star Wars 6 return of the jedi last night and realised something strange, the rebellion would have blown up the death star even if the emperor had turned luke to the dark sideBit weird that, that the rebellion had won, because they blew up the shield generator, yet it was the emperors plan for them to try to blow it up to trap themLuke joining the dark side or not, and Vader turning on the emperor and throwing him into the reactor core didn't really change a thing because regardless of what happened on the death star it was about to blow up in a few minutes anyway
https://youtu.be/BHoAQW_DBI4I feel like teachers and politicians these days are of the same ilk. Talentless mongs
Clocks go back next Sunday
>>215954153almost like it's not a very good film actually
>>215954173why are they doing that then?
>>215954173ah yes pitch black at 4PM excellent
>>215954153the only good star wars movies are a new hope and empire strikes back
>>215954153there was a million evacuation pods. death star was the exact opposite of the titanic. they had too many evacuation pods if anything. no matter where people went inside it there was an evacuation pod in arms length. thats why they all could come back to make a new one
>>215954197get the gilmore girls on
>>215954153Imagine being a storm trooper veteran of 100 campaigns. Fighting through space battles traveling the galaxy only to be stabbed to death by wooden spears by a bunch of primative teddies
mary magdelene sucked jesus' willy on he cross
are you a corr or phwoar man?
imgur being banned means i need to put on a vpn to play loads of sporcle quizzes for actual fucks sake
>>215954173take the piss
mary magdelene sex arse
>>215954269corr
>>215954069why wouldn't we be?
>>215954269phwoar is a foyism
>>215954269more of a fuaarrk man myself
get the mullvad onget the xvideos unlockedget the wank spaffed
>>215954273you have the tories to thank for that
>>215954297no imgur's ban is because of the ICO
wiping my arse with poo
>>215954173Need it abolished
>>215954295this is it
tried wanking and didn't like it.
>>215954314thought it was the OSA
tried raping my own arse and loved it
>>215954276Corr what book is that? Timothy i bet
timothy james byrne in flat spracklen house marlow sex arse
corrrrr
we need to go back to the era where people would rent analyze that and bedazzled from the video rental shop
I think there’s been a rape up there
>>215954332you'd think so, but it's actually because the ICO think imgur are dodgy, so imgur blocked the UK lol
mary mary quite contrarytrim that bush it's too damn hairy
spend all week looking at the bad screens so I can spend the weekend looking at the good screens
that barnet is mad
playing some rdr2
>>215954487fucks sakes mate thats me
yeah but the cronem, dem a get di waves dun, noh? x
>>215954464ktim
>eternal anglos?No, anglos are innocent. It's the eternal scots. Have you ever heard anglo rite? No. You usually have heard scottish rite.The scottish royal literally merged england and scotland to colonize the world and india, made england have bad reputations so people blaming english people. Scottish elites controlling british empire and took responsibility. Mousenonce is also scottishFucking scots, anglos dindu nuffin, anglos are innocent.
might form Yuan in EU4 today x
swear some people are made in factoriessame clothes, same haircut, mannerisms and vocabulary
>yeah but the cronem, dem a get di waves dun, noh? x
you have to assume that the failure, bankruptcy and successful lawsuits against companies like purdue, enron, fannie and freddie are baked in from the start, scripted to shield a richer, more powerful corporate lobby
fuck yo couch
scots are the jannies of empire
after i wank i gotta wipe my arse because the sweat makes the pooey hairs wet and leaves streak marks in my undies LOL
opened up youtube but forgot what i was going to search
Yes lads, it’s an /sp/ kind of day today oioi
>>215954618got a nice smooth bumhole me
>>215954618why not just wash the pooey hairs
>>215954618the skid wank
>>215954585large claims are brought against large defendants so that solicitors and paralegals have something to brag about
If they brought out an mRNA injection that stopped you ageing would you take it? Permanently stuck at whatever age you're at now, will drastically increase your lifespan.
>>215954548Its media osmosis
>>215954618gay homosexual dream
>>215954635why?
why do women want to get cum put in them when cum is disgusting
>>215954635trim mine every few months but eventually the problem reappears
>>215954618Why have you got shit on your arse in the first place?
>>215954673they don't. gfberg always tells me to pull out and cum on her back or tummy
>>215954673primal instinct takes over both male and female monkey brain starts screaming get the cum into the womb
>>215954676You trim your bum hole? Sounds like a logistical nightmare
>>215954687well when you wipe you don't get 100% of it off, some sticks to your hairs, which when sweaty starts dribbling
>>215954673biology innt primal instinct and all that monkeybrain go "ik ook"
>>215954697na takes 5 minutes in the shower with a small mirror
>>215954688not on that, cumming inside is the best bit
>>215954688Shes just not that into you
>>215954706You've got to be leaving a decent amount to get skidders
>>215954723she initiates the sex but doesn't like cum. i once spaffed in her mouth and she was like "it tastes like a hot ball of salt" and never let me do it again
i regularly get poo on my bollocks. no idea how it happens
>>215954688Does she make you wear a condom when she sucks you off too?
>>215954673women are disgusting
>>215954729i use like 10 wet wipes and can never get it all off seriously if you have a hairy bum it's impossible. need to get me one of those jap toilets.
a lot of virgins in this thread. girls don't like getting fresh loads in them because it drips out through the rest of the day.
>women are disgusting
>>215954742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaY9ewvpzk
women love strawberry cheesecake because it reminds them of the mix of cum and blood in their insides. the belly would be the perfect mirror for the uterus
>>215954764cummed inside every girlfriend I’ve ever had lad everytime
>>215954764Most girls take a shower mate
>>215954764just piss it out in the toilet stupid woman
>>215954781if you do this and you're not a dad you're the ultimate cuck.
black people will see those muslims getting genocided in the middle east and be like "what dem muslim niggas ever done for us blacks? SHIIEEET"
>>215954768Dont understand periods me and dont want to.
>>215954786>>215954801jesus christ the retards here. cum goes into a different whole and you can't shower it out.
women love my big dick
>>215954768i might be that guy (i literally am) but at least i dont have a mans SPUNK dribbling out of my minge!
The posts above contradict the idea that /brit/ is a shaggers general.
> Pegged as “dark academia”, The Sisters of Dorley is about a mysterious organization operating out of Dorley Hall that kidnaps “troubled young men” and forcibly transitions them in a torture dungeon as punishment — which is still better transition care than Britain’s NHS currently provides.leftypol's weekend reading
becoming a bit of a bitch i thinkbought a salt scrub for my scalp because it's dry and facial wipes to use at work
>>215954816>Women can't wash their pussy
>>215954814black people have been captured by conspicuous consumption more than any other race
>>215954854you are that fucking thick mate. get a clue.
>>215954833I don’t think they do people just have different experiences, some lads make sure they spunk inside and some lads let their gf be boss and make them pull out (and that’s ok!)
just closed the window just now
>a different whole
>>215954816sorry you've made a minor spelling mistake there so you've lost haven't you
>>215954833we're a incel general. nothing embarrassing about it. incel is the new part of LGBTsex positive incels unite
you're not a fully developed man unless you have spunked inside a clunge with no condom on
I pull out because I like to give my gf headshotssometimes I miss and it goes on the wall behind the bed lol
>>215954884just now?
>>215954884was thinking of doing the same actually
>>215954890i've been done and will never recover from thati kneel
>>215954816It’s kept in the balls, you mong
>>215954856>black people have been capturedYeah thats how they ended up in america
when americans have cocoa is it just hot chocolate
>>215954911did this when I was 16
Fellow shaggers I too can relate to this image you see
>>215954935and 9 months later you became a brother-father to a mutant baby
you fucking what
>>215954967Um based
u fockin wot m8
>>215954752You have to wrap the wet wipe around your finger and stick it up a bit
>>215954967imagine being this incurious
holiday to Dong booked
>>215954933I think so
>>215954975Wait they were just actors acting in roles and being paid for it?
>>215954927what about black people in england?
bitch made me audible oooof when she turned to the side
>>215955013been here from the start
>>215954752
>>215955014doesnt count when its that much cottage cheese
>>215955014too big. she needs to go on a diet
>>215955014bet she does vile farts and poos
>>215954975don't tell this nigga about the mythbusters
>>215955032i have seen her porn and her arse is fine, i'll put up with a tiny bit of cellulite if it meant a big bunda
>>215955014too skinny
your bick is dig
you are all shaggers with big dicks and know how to please a woman
>>215954975can't stand these types of videos
>>215955051she isnt a porn star. thats a normal british teenager you sick fuck
poo
>>215955051Name? Thought it was just some random bint
need a poo
>>215955085LOL I’ve seen cream pied lad
real shaggers know girth is more important than length
My depression is starting to come back lol
what's your favourite sort of fart?
poo you say?
>>215955107real shaggers know ..actually I've only ever had sex with 4 women so I don't think I'm qualified to answer this
*smiles and nods*
>>215955116cheer up
>>215955089one of her user names is babyyysoph02, she has many others. a lot of is has been deleted.
>>215955118quite enjoy the ones that sound like a lemonade bottle being opened and then suddenly closed again
despunk those balls
>>215955118a fart from a sexy lady's arse
>>215955138Doing my best x
freeze drying my poo and then shoving it back up my bum hole if I do say so
i have 50 (You)'s in this thread alone. doing the so called iron man numbers.
glod
did someone say poo?
Mornin from me and the wife
>>215955143looks like she got infected with woke unfortunately
just said poo
>>215955206she's above his league
pooing a poo
>>215955206mornin x
mum with angered and other mental problems cheated on dad now they live separately and she gets mad that i dont want to stay the night because there’s fuck all to do but watch married at first sight while she’s on her phone anyway and i work nights so im awake late anywayhow can i tell her i dont want to stay, i come round and waste hours of my time most days for a few hours thats already more than most would do i think
>>215955222What do you think about these two or are they looksmatched
>>215955209couldn't care less with an arse like her. i'd my face up there all day.
>>215955251blog on
>>215955254there's both 3 or 4 yes looksmatched
>>215955257bet this lad had a good time with it
>>215955261need advice shut up
>mullet and mustacheah yes the gay paedo look
>>215955279lucky broccoli head bastard
>>215955279Bet he got a few good whiffs of her rancid brappers.
post more nice arses please
>>215955254she’s above him>>215955275she is not a 3 or 4 mate
mustaches are making a comeback
>>215955234good morn
watching asmongold clips
>>215955286zoomers love this look for some reason
>>215955279
>>215955290I’ve cropped this because I want to remain unbanned but she has these photos sitting on blokes faces omdz
>>215955349there are a couple of good quality full length fucking videos on bunkr
these posts are vile
>>215955251If it was me I'd just stay a couple nights a week, would regret not doing it if something ever happened to her
>>215955254They're equal
>>215955363what are your top 3 most vile posts?
>>215955378he looks like the average australian
>>215955251She just wants company
>>215955311he could sort his hair and mustache out but she's as good as she's gonna get. he's a 4 she's a 3, generously.
>>215955209Infected with something for sure
>>215955251you tried shagging her arse?
incels rating their social superiors is it
>>215955411
mfw we gave it back to china
masticating a reese's pumpkin
>he looks like the average australian
>>215955405she is fit
what’s this hair style called?
>>215955411well i can afford it because im loaded you seenever used an ambulance anywayprobably never willits these freaks who are getting ill and injured every week who are costing the NHS billions
>>215955397>he looks like the average australianHe is definitely appropriating our culture
>>215955411Never used an ambulance in my life. Assume id have some kind of medical insurance
>>215955411i have a really boring story about ambulance fees so i won't post it
>>215955411Can't even find them on autotrader so I can't tell if this is a good deal or not
>>215955440the old "norwood 6 cover up fail" cut
>>215955440combover
>>215955421spooky
>>215955440Ktim
>>215955431Fuck is wrong with her thumb
>>215955446>bruce>culture
>>215955479ruby granger looking thing
>>215955360any shitting content?
>>215955440just fuck my shit up
>>215955360could you tell us what name those videos are under on bunkr lad
screaming
>>215955411Costs about 1k in most states here. Stops people calling them for retarded reasons.
What does guinness taste like? Visually it looks quite appealing, but I don't drink so I've never had itAlso is it fizzy like regular beer?
won't somebody PLEASE think of the israeli football hooligans
>>215955513ktim
Nottingham Forest XI: Sels; Morato, Murillo, Milenkovic; Williams, Anderson, Sangare, Douglas Luiz, Zinchenko; Gibbs-White, Awoniyi. Chelsea XI: Sanchez; James, Acheampong, Chalobah, Cucurella; Gusto, Lavia; Neto, Andrey Santos, Garnacho; Joao Pedro.
>>215955512seems to have been deleted. there is a forum that has the videos uploaded but it;s been a while since i went on the coom hunt.
I thought we weren’t allowed to equate Israelis with Jews as that’s racist
joos
yea we’re not talking about politics here mate we’re talking about shagging and football today cheers
anyone boozing right now?feels like /brit/ is not an alcoholics general
>>215955532only ever had it in an irish car bomb so i can't help you with the specific tastehope that helps x
>>215955592is this real?
>>215955592i'll be having one bottle of middle shelf malbec later
>>215955592more of a sailor jerry man myself
Whilst at uni I fancied my housemate's girlfriend. Went to the club with her and her gay friend to try my luck, she left after one drink and he spent the rest of the night trying to shag me. 30 years later I'm thinking I should have been more adventurous.
>>215955632was he a cute twink?
>>215955532Malty, bit of a roasted coffee hint. Very smooth
>>215950092>>215950092>>215950092
new>>215955671>>215955671>>215955671
>>215955532tastes like SHIT