Caturday EditionOld - >>215964578
Already Sunday here
>>215969858Don't care, never asked
Picking my nose.
>>215969831meow
Lemme see if I have any cat images
>>215969912just sent that freak into orbit
Fuck janny
>>215969958lol retard try not to make em early
WASPs vs WASCs who wins?
filo anime
oh my god he is so attractive
>>215969980Are you seriously siding with the fucking janny? The fucking janny who does it for free?
>>215969977he cooked it too much!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoGNZVCJTCo
>>215970000Janny can be based sometimes
>>215970000I don't give a fuck
>>215969436>>215969908for cat anon fren
>>215969988LMAO!!
>>215969984Protestants can be thanked for civilization.
>>215970052you lost a lot of weight good for you finnfriend
>>215970039But that's gay anon
>>215970084chat is this real
>>215970067not really lol the people that civilized and brought civilization to the northern europeans (which is where protesantism is dominant) were first the Romans Pagans and then the Roman CatholicsNovels, Orchestral music, plays can all be traced back to the catholic church
>>215969858
>>215970107yes it's real, cats' fur is incredibly thick but their actual bodies are small so they can do that kind of stuff
>>215970107@grok saar pls verify
People say you shouldn't kick someone when they're down but that's the funniest time to kick someone
>>215970144wot how?
BIG fan of this mix of trance songs on YouTube: https://youtu.be/iSRhIeEFQf4BONUS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVV6cB91qhfd3fO59MgaC0C5
Bored as fuck, wish i was high as fuck and a thot would flash me her tits.
does anyone have the webm of the cat dancing
>>215970204why is your filename all fucked up
>>215970189It's the most effective, too. Fighting fair is for losers. Winners fight to win
When I lived in Hollywood we had several choices for beer. The worst one was across the street at the liquor store. They charged tourist prices for beer, we called this store "Beverly Hills" The second choice was a little farther away down on the corner of the block, they had ok prices and were relatively close. The store was ran by these Russian dudes so we'd say "You wanna go to the Russians?" when discussing our beer run. Third option was Food for Less. The supermarket had by far the best prices but it was a 15 minute walk (we didn't have a car). We would go there if we had just paid rent and were low on cash
>>215970095Can't wait for her Exploited College Girls appearance.
>>215970234why did you live in hollywood
>>21597023415min walk is nothing
>>215970249Because it was close to work
>>215970249because i tried to make it in the movie industry
>>215970260I didn't say it was something
>>215970242Why not GDP? but she's smart enought to get simps on tiktok rather than getting fucked on camera for 500 bucks>>215970234Did you enjoy it? Hollywood seemed like shit place if you're poor desu
>>215970227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs
>>215970351cringy ass music
gonna go buy a handle of vodka probably
>>215970318>BUT it was a 15min walk>we only went when we needed to save cashWell you heavily implied it
little bit of chicken fried, cold beer on a friday night....
>Now in its seventh week, the BCGEU (British Columbia General Employees' Union) strike has stopped alcohol [and cannabis] distribution across the province, leaving pubs, restaurants and private retailers without critical inventory during one of their busiest times of the year. The B.C. Liquor Distribution Branch — the province’s sole alcohol distributor for private businesses — has been effectively shut down. Government-run liquor stores are also closed.FUCK UNIONS.
>>215970333>Hollywood seemed like shit place if you're poor desuIt's just L.A. contrary to popular belief Hollywood isn't some glamorous high profile place. It's full of working class . I lived off the Strip on Hollywood and Sycamore
>>215970422Uh paira' boobs that bounce juss right
>>215970422its saturday
And may your first child be a masculine child
just found out about melanin receptors
>>215970396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg
>>215970422>chicken fried steak>actually beef
>>215970404any mixer with that?
>>215970470How dare you presume my unborn childs gender. Alao how dare I presume it's gender presenting identity
>>215970470*foist
>>215970396>cringyI laffed
>>215970499yeah it wouldn't be a steak otherwise
>>215970496limp wristed queer
>>215970448Makes sense. I live in Norcal so I get it. I did enjoy the vibe a lot and then people seem laid back compared to techtards here
>injured>can't work out>bored as a cuntmight relapse bruh idgaf i'm finna get wasted on weed and alcachol
>>215970496Have some real musichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Rnb_G0Vpg&list=RDH4Rnb_G0Vpg&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
>>215970505might mix it with some pills
>>215970527fair I guess
>>215970547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va87qt0VZ2M
>>215970571Where is "here"?
>>215970642holy shit you fucking retard READ THE POST NIGGER
At the wedding, ti's ok
>>215970642Bay (gay) Area
>>215970666Whoa the rapper and actor TI is there?!
>>215970642Oh wait norcal Sorry I didn't read what you said completely
>>215970451I have never lived a moment where I see a pair of deep south titties bounce while I devour my third plate of fried chickun...
>>215970636good song
fake news, Im the only northern Californian in /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiAyUHKIwi0cat fren where you at
>>215970750no faggot there's quite a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIgnHPqp0Dk
Ok now I'm getting kinda hungiver
>I live in californiahow to say your breath and farts smell like cum without saying your breath and farts smell like cum
seething irrelevant flyover
>>215970577I started playing a ton of steel beasts when I injured my wrist and couldn't do anything
all these no kings protest makes me think that America is the logical conclusion of the reformation and the french revolution. From there all ills stem of not submitting to the authority of a king and strong national leaders like the Pope, Hitler, Caesar, Hadrian
#deep
Would you mindy kaling
>>215970896No not because she’s fat and ugly but because she fetishizes white men
>>215970779bullshit
>>215970886got em
>>215970801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F-WqdmZwd8
>>215970871You're underage
>>215970927I wouldn't cause she's fat and ugly and a jeetess
>>215970871The boomers are just dying mad their little social revolution made the earth sick and it's going to fall apart. They're guilty is what they are
need to kill myself
Did you hear about the Mexican firefighters
If you think about it, people complaining about the littering in India are just libtard environmentalists. Because climate change is fake, man can litter as freely as he wishes but there will always be plenty of clean drinking water and food, as guaranteed in the Bible.https://youtu.be/86E9d5PMCxA
>>215970944how am I wrong though? I used to think that America could be based and that this progressivism was a temporary ill rather than something that is hardcoded and hardwired into America but I eventually come to the realization that all this progressivism is hardwired into America for it takes influence from the reformation and french revolution which are both rebellions against the ultimate authority (God and his Church) >>215970984idk America was founded from the principles of the reformation and french revolution which are both rebellions against the ultimate authority and collective good in favor of one own interest and ones own good
burning myself with a lighter
>>215971153based retard
I hate junkies so much, man.
>>215971214I haven't used Facebook in so long
Bought a lot of cool magic cards off of a junkie but this was like 10 years ago before they were worth retarded amounts of money
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>215971269Saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeee.
>>215971214did he steal the pokemaon cards you were gonna buy?
so no one is going to argue against my American french revolution and reformation take
>>215971303enjoy your cuppa
I'm almost done with my pot of coffee to be desu
https://xcancel.com/Rightanglenews/status/1971755842770030610Ethnic organized crime looting the social safety net in your state's largest city is the shape of YOUR 2030s
>>215971214>looser
>>215971214
>>215971490My bussy is looser
My man thought he was slick
>H-hes fast..
lmao crazy
>>215971518embarassing
finished burning myself with a lighter
chicken biryani for lunch
>>215971269Based
>>215971363you're rightgive us another take
>>215971518goddamn how awkward
>/cum/ dead on a saturday/cum/ is filled with normies confirmed
goon'd again
>>215971518Nothing wrong with stealing from Muslims, after all they stole Europe.
you’re a dog faced lying pony soldier man you got the morals of a freakin alley cat
>>215971518Lmao
>>215971738>Nothing wrong with stealing from Muslimsunironically true
i wish i was born 100 years in the future
up $59 over the last 2 days gambling
Sometimes I prank call random Tim Hortons and tell them they smell like shit and to go back to India xD
>>215971829you coulda quadrupled that betting on shitcoins
I lost $600 one night in gambling and swore off of it and put myself on the self-exclusion list
wish someone would beat me to death
>>215971860
>build more housing>rent becomes cheaperwhere's the flaw?
Never been to a casino in my life
>>215971909time to buy the dip
>>215971912>>rent becomes cheapercool it with the anti-semetic remarks
>>215971912new housing is ugly
https://youtu.be/ZC1Pdsppch4?si=9YGjkbbjun6eitPd&t=250
going to watch american psycho for the fourth time this week
the world is gay and retarded, and also full of niggers
>>215972035why?
I miss all the cool things we do but what I miss the most is watching movies with you
>>215971812I wish I was born in the middle of the 19th century.
why the fuck is a double cheeseburger almost $5
Just barfed out my ass.
>>215972063i adore it. it's my favorite movie of all time. i don't like other movies
got a swollen knuckle
>>215971853Thats fucked up
>>215971853sometimes i go to the library and put the bibles in the fiction section lol
>>215971923it's kinda fun, the big vegas casinos. wish they weren't so overpriced though. boomers had the best of vegas
>sometimes i go to the library
>>215971912There is no circumstance in which rent will EVER become cheaper.
I've noticed I get tired more quickly now. And that I just want to always take naps.
> in spain on vacay with dad> walk past gay bar> dad says wow what a sausage fest, except for the couple girls in front> he didn't realize they were drag queens> he didnt realize it was a gay bar
I think that people in the universities know in their hearts that they need to be disempowered
going to smoke weed and make cookies
>>215972189get dat nigga some glasses!!!
should I buy beer
>>215972054hear hear
2 gerbils are walking past a gay bar. one turns to the other and says "wanna go in and get shitfaced?"
the state holds the monopoly on violence. seems like they could be wielding it more effectively
https://www.tiktok.com/@determinismcel/video/7558513792141774111
>>215972250I don't get it
>>215972250@grok explain
>>215971912>>build more housing>>rent becomes cheaper>where's the flaw?PLEASE think of the investors
>>215972262gay men shove gerbils up their asses, one of the reasons why i'm homophobic
>>215972290investors? surely you mean...BOOMERS
smash or pass?
>>215972335Pass
>>215972327> boomers
thread on /tv/ got one reply
>>215972346yes
>>215972347lemme bump ya bud
>>215972303Literally never heard of guys doing this IRL. When I've been with guys usually it's just swapping blowjobs
>>215972335smash
/tg/ here reminding you all to pay your rent to Ms. Greenberg on time or else
>>215972290I don't want to build more housing cause it'll just get built on what was previously untouched nature. I'd rather we kick out the 5 million jeets that have moved here in the past 5 years and make space that way.
>>215972335Any port in a storm
going to china soon, how do i get an escort?
me so horny. me luv you long time
>>215972406In the food apps if you see a dish that's oddly expensive like bean sprouts for $200 that's a hooker
Goshesque
>>215972234>>215972234damn...too easy
I have noticed that if I adopt a stealth subversive strategy to demoralize and doompill a competing fandom it has a measurable effect on the number of posts in the threads. I will only grow more efficient and effective as time passes. I will purge the competing fandom from this place.
>>215972426Lol
>>215972430just like your mom
>>215972400>the mentally ill foid is also a creepshot pervertutterly munted creature you are, huh
>>215972437bodied that sick freak
alright fuck you guys, Im buying beer
>>215972400me every morning trying to piss
>>215972373>When I've been with guys usually it's just swapping blowjobsIts better that way. But I have an older bf now and its pretty chill. Not worried about STDs cause we only fuck each other. And hes always clean as hell so I don't mind fucking him. Which I often do cause he's too old to stay hard for longer than like 20 minutes lol
>>215972468buy liquor instead
>>215972347was it me telling you to fuck off and die?
>>215972435Kinda in arrears in the respect department, arentcha?
>>215972503but I already have liqour
>>215972508no
>literal faggots now blogging about their escapadesyeah /cum/'s dun out I fear
>>215972459bob is king
Blessed that I don't enjoy drinking desu. I have an addictive personality but I was also gifted with a dislike of alcohol in terms of effect.
>>215972397I mean yes same. And/or enact laws preventing more than one baby for immigrants
>>215972468fuck you and your beer
>>215972536A salad, the shits literally poison anyway
For me it's chartreuse
we need a cataclysmic event to kill off most of the world's population
>>215972536Same but I do smoke a lot of weed
>>215971882I've never gambled. I don't really get the appeal. It doesn't seem fun at all. Even in video games, I try it and I'm just like "why would a bet something I have currently for something I might get in return?"
>>215972556FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND YOUR LONE STAR BEER*avalanche of empty beer cans*
>>215972536I don't drink top
> doWhy does this word filter the crap out of ESLs?
>>215969831Guess where I am
>>215972567I want to try this, last words sound amazing
For me it's cocaine, a few beers, maybe a joint, 3 waters, then a make ginger and mountain tea and then I'm ready to fuck
>>215972637looking at your grannies dildo
i'm aware of jason and brian but who is goshcel?
>>215972645I'm too scared to do coke anymore with all the fent in it here. oh well it's not that great
>>215972594<watch sporting event<betting on over/unders/player to score adds excitement/weight to the game>money if you win>betting smart means you win moreits that simple
>>215972662pedophile with a mexican flag
>>215972662fukkin NEWFAG
If you faggots don't shut the fuck up about your fucking discord tranny characters
Found a beer I didn't know I had in the fridge. Praise Jesus.
I don't understand none of this zoomer gamery
>>215972652Fuck you I bet your from new jersy
>>215972664>I'm too scared to do coke anymore with all the fent in it here.yeah I would be scared also, why are they doing this anyway, it doesnt make sense
>>215972693i've been on 4chan before /int/ existed
>>215972727>why are they doing this anyway, it doesnt make senseChinese soft warfare
>>215972727strategy of tension
>>215972728Ive been on int before 4chan existed
Im gonna do it!dont try and stop me!
>>215972669All of the people i know into sport betting are just breaking even. Some are deep into it
>>215972498How old is he?
https://youtu.be/hr7E9HDa0Qc?si=k-dZLRQ8-IpyIMuf
some girl told me the other day that her boyfriend was an incel
>>215972801They are lying, retard
i chopped all the logs by hand. it was a lot, but im happy for it. my moms gonnan have a few tons of firewood to use over the next couple years.i saved the hardest logs for last and there was some really beautiful heartwood at their cores. i decided to save them in case a carpenter wants them, because they're pretty extraordinary.it feels sorta surreal that everythings gonna be behind me.
>>215972825millennials really thought they were badass while playing this game lol
considering watching a movie in a vr movie theater with my headset
>put wallet in pocket of jacket>put on jacket>pocket swings and smacks me right in the dick
i should be able to get euthanized with barbiturates damnit
>>215972825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08XyvU04rQ
>>215972906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5dyTee4loA>>215972914what's the point of the theater if you have a headset?im not sure i understand>>215972915ouch>>215972922it does seem sorta silly that we make it so all the painless suicide methods are illegal
>>215972906It beats whatever current tranny simulator youre playing
I just found this phrase in a novel:>“Yeah? That’s a good job. Plenty of time to fuck the dog on a job like that.”What the fuck is this??
>>215972915i feel ya brother
>>215972821Like 50But he looks and acts younger than he is and takes real good care of himself. Not sure how permanent we'll be, but as it stands I enjoy it
>>215972967thats not normal.there is an idiom in english called "screw the pooch" where somebody really made a serious mistake.
>>215972915I always put it in my trouser pocket
>It beats whatever current tranny simulator youre playing
>>215972662It's always some bullshit links >>215972260
>>215972982You top a 50 year old man? Gross dude. It's supposed to be the other way around
Tara is one of the very rare women who got better with age. When she was young she wasn't attractive but now in the autumn of her years she's a fucking knockout. A 10.
>>215972982FIFTY!!?what the HAIL is wrong iwth you faggots lmao
Should I get Pokemon ZA?
watching destiny
Fresh trim
>its the future>your son has an obsession with Anthony Fauci >posters, t-shirts, etc...What do?
>>215973041who dat?
>>215973011Well it does. Games suck now and that has nothing to do with the year I was born
>>215973208
>>215973138you're cooked
>>215973234Blacks ops 2, GTA V were the last ok games
>>215973234>Games suck nowok retard.bet you havent even tried arc raiders yet
>>215973260is she a porn gal?
>>215973138bro got the road kill special
>>215973271Fuckin Black Ops 2 man. The good ol days
>>215973110no, not only does it suck, but its easily emulatablealso, please appreciate the first ever shiny I've ever found in the wild
black ops 2, hardcore search and destroy, assault shield and dual executioners
shield noobs lmao
>>215973388actual noob shitskorpion evo rapid fire foregrip
>>215973033>It's supposed to be the other way aroundYeh one day Ill sneak some viagra into his food and itll be better.>>215973088Curious how old you think I am lmao.
>ARC Raiders is an upcoming third-person extraction shooter
>>215973284Her name is literally on the picture
>>215973408>Curious how old you think I am lmao.47
>>215973407>skorpionactual noob loadout
>>215973413stupid bitch only has the brain power for 10 minute matches and any game with a sense of progression blows his tiny little controller grubbing mind.
>>215973379What is this like Skyrim with pokemon?
>bro this extraction shooter is mechanically deep!
>>215973441no? loli played knife only in black ops 2 cause i was a kid but that was my brothers loadout and hi played in mlg
>>215973493>hi played in mlgsure thing bro
>>215973470its like colosseum except with dogshit wild areas, MMO/gachaslop combat cooldowns, and a story that railroads you for 5 hours at the beginning of the game
my brother is dating a subhuman pajeeta how do I convince him to leave her
>>215973438Naw Im not that ancient yet. Older than 35 albeit
>>215972843Why would they lie about that and in that way?
>>215973491maybe if you actually played games you wouldnt think theyre all bad>>215973510why would i lie about specifically my brother playing mlg and not me? he had matches all the time on the xbox so we couldnt split screen, which is why i got into pc gaming
>>215973525just be like "bro damn, how do you stand...the smell...??"
>>215973525Make jokes about his kids being jeets using the jeet accent. Maybe say shit like>DO NOT REDEEM PAPA
>>215973525Make an AI video of her cheating on him and show it to her, she won't be able to tell it's fake. Tell her to leave your brother or you'll show it to him
>>215973550Everyone who loses money gambling says they are about even.
>>215973525is she cute?
i hate the day that i was borni hate the first breath i ever drewi hate the bosom that nursed mei hate the heart that beats in my chest
>>215973631sybau
cracked open a bear
>>215973659
>>215973680lol
>>215973680Um, racist and sexist much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiJpP33F_rs
>>215973680idgi
shaving my legs rn
>>215973728and antisemitic
>>215973771Most heterosexual troon toon poster
>>215973771tranny
>>215973822
Like my father before meI will work the landAnd like my brother above meWho took a rebel standHe was just 18, proud and braveBut a Yankee laid him in his graveI swear by the mud below my feetYou can't raise a Kane back upWhen he's in defeat
NEW>>215973933NEW>>215973933NEW>>215973933IGNORE MEXICAN EARLY RETARD
>>215973771for me? white skirt for sure