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eating good tonight
Just watched a very disturbing movie - The Balko Experiment. Holy moly.
Grimes is fashy now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqCp7Z7fgg
I'll just be having cheap fish and chips from a shoddy looking food truck.
>>215973913drumph prefers those cookies??
grimes best song never got an official release
Where do i seek political refuge from jewish terror campaign against me?
>>215974075kazakhstan
>>215974075give me a snow princess gf, ivan
>>215974075Idk new zealand?
>>215974075myanmar (burma)
>>215974071based
>>215974075the JAO, because none of them are even there, it's the perfect place to hide, no one will suspect a thing.
The restaurant I'm going to tonight doesn't have salads. What's up with that?
>>215974123fat fuck
>>215974123why would you want a salad
>>215974123based actually
I'm also going to a restraint tonight
>>215974147>t. future ass cancer enjoyer
>>215974113jews plan to resettle there in case something happened to Israel
Engineering is more difficult than med school and law school. Always remember that an engineer can become a lawyer or a doctor if they wish to whereas a lawyer and doctor could never become an engineer.
>>215974198I thought jews were planning on taking back ukraine in case something happened to pissrael
>>215974198by then you will have integrated and perfected your crypto-jewish ways, this is the only way out my friend.
>>215974221ukraine is plan b
>why would you want a salad
>>215974221No.Ukraine will be colonized by brown people from central asia, Shelomov started the war to implement this
buying a salad at a restaurant is a foid thing to do. eat your salad at home and save the fucking $18 difference for the exact same salad.
>>215974221Was it ever theirs?
>>215973873Good edition but for me it's Tajiri
>>215973945i am watching american psycho
>>215974282that's where khazars come from innit
>>215974276Is this not true for all food you get at a restaurant?
>>215974147>>215974143Not everyone wants a burger >>215974169He gets it
>>215974215becoming a virtuoso on the saxophone is even harder than that
How awful american food is?Saw several russian travel bloggers complaining about tasteless food there
>>215974344you’ve never had a hamburger before?
my senses have been stripped
>>215974314no. many restaurants just break even on food, they make most of their money on alcohol.salads and pasta are the two exceptions: they make a bunch of money on them cause the ingredients are so cheap.
>>215974344>commies cant handle they big macs
>>215974344It really depends on where you go>travel blogs complaining about tasteless foodBit of a meme innit
>>215974301i raise you the GOAT
>>215974385That guy doesn't look serbian
>>215974306yeah you told us, I watched it as a kid and dont remember much
If you aint dutch you aint much
I need some mental challenge
>>215974385>
>>215974410>t.
Are you worried about the climate in your cunt
>>215974385It was so hot when he did the stinkface. I always wished it was me in the ring getting that big ass in my face.
ronald brumpf
People are seeing me on the streets and trying to copy my style. Sadly, it's mostly women who would cry "rape" if I ever approached them. Facebook boomers are talking about me on the Facebook town page like I'm some sort of cryptid.
>>215974474I hate winter the less of it we get the better
>>215974344russians cant talk shit about food your food literally looks like something i would feed my cat
if self driving cars ever got perfected to the point where you don't legally have to pay attention to the road they're going to be sex-mobiles. you could be chilling in the back seat drinking beers, rolling blunts, getting your dick sucked, playing video games, etc.
>>215974385Meh>>215974418Massively overrated, I would go so far as to say mid. Shawn Michaels is the GOAT despite being a shitty person behind the scenes.
>>215974553zoomers are scared of being in the car though and also scared of sexos with hot bitches
>>215974553how does this benefit me personally
>>215974553>chilling in the back seat drinking beers, rolling blunts, getting your dick sucked, playing video games, etc.i do that already
>>215974557>Shawn Michaels is the GOAT>lost to takeruhhhhhh
>bringing up zoomers completely unprompted
>>215974553This already happens. There's even a porn channel of people fucking in a tesla as it drives itself down the road
>>215974609i was born in january of 1997
>>215974609Nta but what have you done
>>215974610VGH! AmeriGODs innovate in everything. Truly the most advanced people, and a great nation favored by Elohim.
>>215974606And that match was only watchable thanks to Shawn. He is the GOAT, maybe Ric Flair if you're a boomer who remembers the territories. Taker is a mid card act propelled to the top of the card because he was loyal to Vince in the 90's when everyone else was jumping ship to WCW.
>>215974609this is literally me
>>215974643grim
/cum/ is for normies in their 30s
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
>>215974673cope. WWE/F's most iconic moments run through taker
>"no kings"hahayarvinchads won again
>>215974714Taker isn't even as iconic as Hogan let alone Shawn.
>>215974685I'm 36, have sex regularly and have outdoor hobbies
>>215974610>This already happensyeah but in this scenario you could just be 1 or 2 people in the car no one driving. private citizens not doing porn and getting driven and filmed around by 2 other guys will just get driven somewhere while not having an uber driver or having to drive themselves. having no one else in the front seat while you get driven somewhere seems like itd be nice.
>>215974729I went and it was mostly boomers and middle aged women
my outdoor hobby is incelwalking
>>215974656I fucked ur mom
>>215974748Can I have sex with you?
>>215974741according to fucking who? When you think wrestlemania, Taker is iconic
>>215974786No you may not have sex with him.I don't consent.
>>215974763lol
>>215974786Are you a woman (female[biological])
>yarvinchads Here's your tuff right wing philosopher Chad bro
>>215974792Wrestling fans? No one but normies think Taker is iconic. His most iconic WM moment was jobbing to Brock.
>>215974801Npr used to be pretty good but over time they drifted deeper into editorial territory
>>215974763a bunch of queers and hippies lmao...boomers are VERY upset their entire project is crumbling down around them in their last years on the planet.
>>215974875They are fighting a losing battle. Thankfully.
>>215974831>His most iconic WM moment was jobbing to Brock.ok, you really are retarded
>>215974888I'm just glad they're still alive to see their retardation dismantled
>>215974852Yeah even their head of editorial of 20 years left because they were too crazy and he's as left as they come
whomst /drinking/ this fine staurday
>>215974825gosh why are libshits so terrified of this guy that they're holding an entire "protest" against him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQjoaYIwQA
>>215975060here at /cum/ Incorporated we believe in Gamo supremacy
Beaners
>>215975098No
Don't call me gringo you fucking beaner
>>215975121shut the fuck up you rock pushing, syrup slurping mooseJockey
>Craving pickles is a commonly reported experience among transgender women and other transfeminine people undergoing hormone replacement therapy (HRT). The commonly held explanation involves a potential sodium-wasting side effect of one of the HRT drugs, but this relationship has not been formally studied. Further, it remains unclear why pickles have taken primacy as the object of this common craving.
heteroniggas be like"this pickle too spicy"
the wheels on the bus go round and round
I mean he's not wrong...
>>215975065No one is terrified of the uglykike, no one has even heard of him expect terminally online retards
Why don't incels just become ob/gyn? there's probably loads of horny post menopausal milfsin general why dont incels just fuck grannies?There's loads of them
>>215975311>nobody's heard of the Monarchy guy, which is why we're having a "No Kings" boomer rally xD
>Ring around the rosie>Pocket full of posies>Ashes, ashes,>We all fall down!
>>215974825Theres handsome fascists, you're just cherry picking the most autismo looking one
>why yes, I look up facist men and rate their attractiveness
I love hard
>>215975369You're the one who started the convo about men's attractiveness my guyStop acting like a catty fagIf you said this to my face I'd shove a railroad spike through your faggy libshit face you worthless nigger
>>215975423slow your roll, gayboy
>>215975322Only chad ob/gyn get to fuck grannies
>>215975423somebody's triggered
>>215975339Are you serious? Not a single boomer knows who this rat is>>215975356Yeah but I'm talking about current day losers
>>215975369LMAO>>215975423seething faggot you can't do shit
>>215975459>Are you serious? Not a single boomer knows who this rat isOf course they do he was featured in boomer propaganda central: the New York Times
>>215975586
tell me about times you've fumbled a bad bitch
>>215975632I would but I ain't tryna write a novel here
>>215975632I literally had a petite black bitch with a banging body tell me "let's go in the house and have sex" but I declined because I was a christfag at the time
>>215975632its too many
>>215975632I dont know if I fumbled her but I had a class trip with this cute girl and we went on I HOPE a date, came back to our class's hotel, and I took her to her room, and politely excused myself after wishering her a good nightin my defense, it was a second """""""date"""" so I dont think I was "in"
>>215975632there was this twink
>>215975748Fag
>>215975459>Yeah but I'm talking about current day losersPeter Thiel looks pretty conventionally attractive
>>215975781
>peter theil is a fascistzzzz you people
>no kings!
>>215975826literally who
>>215975826Uhm sweety everyone to the right of Bernie Sanders is a fascist
>>215975837your mother, fagit
>>215975846
>>215975826Ok what about a literal neo-nazi
>>215975866>how about a fed plant
>>215975175never heard of this.i like to drink soy sauce out of the bottle though so im a freak for salt
>>215975833I went
>>215975911>turning her body into a sign to get people to stare at herFemoids really gotta make everything about themself...
>>215975981Trvke
>>215975911>soy wars sloppalol every time
only brilliants will understand
>>215976032I only watched this movie once but its humorous
It seems weird that god wouldn't be above the idea of having a biological sex. not in a tranny sort of way
>>215973945that movie isn't disturbing its just silly and kinda fun
>>215976024>We iz like the star wars rebels, the marvel super heroes, 'n the heros of Lotr rolled in one>Trump is like Giga Hitler, the Emperor, and Sauron rolled intoTruly deep thought provoking stuff
i wish china was loke the movie kung fu hustle
>>215976058this is sort of confusingly worded. angels dont have a sex, but god isnt an angel. there is disagreement over whether god even has a body at all
>>215976100And how do you kill someone with no body?
>>215976058Kinda weird how Christ has a dick, and Christ is god but Christ doesn't use that dick for anythingHe must be insanely horny all the time
>>215975911that guy wearing the mask is kino>>215976112you're asking a very superficial question. how can you kill something that is eternal and created time and contingency?
>>215976112>how do you kill godits probably pretty hard
>>215976164
What if I turned my penis inside out and cut it into pieces? Would I be a beautiful woman then
i think the game ultrakill probably showed the best way to actually get rid of god. if you killed all humans, god would probably stop being interested in the world and leave. if you could remain in some form of your own on earth, you could create your own realm of hell
just finished watching the warriors in vrconclusion: badass as shitit's all of the immersion of a theater without the blacks texting and laughing and with the added comfort of laying in bed
>>215976164Just stop believing in them
>Napoleon III was a socialist who tried to establish proto-kibbutz colonies>Tried to portray himself as a hero of the working classwtf was going on in europe in the 19th century dawg
>>215976283socialism almost won and utopia but then the jews took control of england
>>215976283stinky sex
I am good at and interested in humanities, and I'm bad at and disinterested in sciences. Why has God made me this way?
>>215976347You're just a midwit in denial
>>215976350I am acutely aware that I'm a midwit and I have bitched and moaned about it in this general on several occasions
CanajeetsAmerijeetsMexijeets
There’s nothing wrong with being a midwife
drinking in excess
my algorithm is finally pure...
fuck the chris titus tool bros don't fucking use it
>>215976450*looks around for the person who asked*
>>215976455It was me I asked
>>215976455you could say this to 99% of 4chan posts
*owen wilson voice*wow
>>215976496who asked
>>215976492I say it quite often desu
wahw
made one>>215976424
>>215976347The sciences are gay and boring but undergraduate degrees in the humanities aren't very useful other than for checking the college box for employers, which is why God invented law school
>>215976512me, got a problem with that bucko?
>>215976512the voices in my head
/cum/ hear me out on this one.........why aren't there any video games that are hooked up to a treadmill or exercise bike and its just hiking/cycling simulator but controlled by your movement on the treadmill/bike............. doesnt have to be vr it can just be a screen. i mean i play ets2 almost 1000 hours at this point... imagine how much weight i would lose in cycling simulator but its on the ets2 map.......
drunk and need to piss
>>215976548isn't that what the peloton is
didn't hear back from the retail placelooks like I will be applying for a coffee mcjob instead
>>215976536https://youtu.be/KDDUrpxfUUYthis video is what got me thinking about it
Ahhhh I’m cold
>>215976563idk.............
this is probably the only zoomie i've ever seen that has actually nailed the scene aesthetic. could be dropped into 2003 and no one would notice. everyone else looks like a generic alt person
>>215976548how would you control a truck using a bike or a treadmill?
cummies
>>215976585eh not really scene
>>215976597no you idiot i mean controlling a virtual bike or walking/running around........ ets2 was an example.....................
>>215976597damm i'm blind ignore this post
>>215976536>the sciences are gay and boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBAYcngwAA8
>>215976571Get a job at a coffee stand or something, those places are always full of bitches
>there are people who identify as alternative but not as any subculture in particularyikes
elaborate
>>215976671alt used to be a catch all term for people who belonged to subcultures like punk or emo. it was never meant to be its own thing
>>215976671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_t9enoGcm0
couldn't sleep. got up to smoke a cigarette. how is my bulgarian friend doing? what are you guys up to?
>>215976719What would your sister think of you waking up so early to talk to your western friends online
Make fun of people who are different
>>215976732she would be against it
>>215976737My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
>>215976732she'd be jealous because she wants to suck our cocks
>s0y mehicanANO, O algo
i want to join a union.
>>215976635In undergrad I was the research assistant of a professor whose career was based on attacking the a priori foundations of the sciences. I deeply enjoyed seeing science fans turn red in the face at conferences
why are mexicans so fat
>>215976762I suspected as much
>>215976795they drink coca cola instead of water
>>215976793How is that a career? Who's paying you to do that and why
>>215975911i went too it was mostly boomers average age must have been 65
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8
>>215976616You can do it in GTA 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3jGXQePCA
>>215976831It was his research area. His University and grant programs. Because that's what philosophers do.
i was at the protest but i was too afraid to go in the crowd so i just stood on the outskirts till everyone left
You lads are Methodists, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi7nB4u2Nv0
does eating babies real make one younger?
No I'm Catholic
>>215976952why were you scared are you too White for them?
alhamdulillah god give me everything
>>215976922>philosopherThat's what I was asking, really. I figured it was that or theologist
>>215977002erm you can't invoke allah and "god" in the same sentence religioncel
Why do the PhD’s all work for the MBAs?
want to force the family to meet up for thanksgiving to meet up at a airBNB home near where my gramma used to live so we're forced to all meet up again
religious people be like: I am catholicuckerino! I go to churches n shit
>>215977009yes you can
>>215977018>trying to have a family dinner at an airbnb
>>215976795cia o algo
>>215977033my uncle/aunt have a vacation home that they rent out near where my gramma used to live and I miss visiting my uncles and aunts
Should I redownload Fallout NV? Already played it modded like 10 times
Quasimodo predicted all of this
>>215976970No only harvesting adrenochrome
The original dragon age was fun
>>215977027to jahannam with you kafir
I'm despised
>>215977070no but why don't you just buy a bigger hard drive? you play the same 5 games over and over, would be way easier to just save them on your computer
Casper knew this.
You look like this
>>215977084I'd fuck the shit out of morgana. I don't care if it would spawn some kind of hellish nightmare the likes of which the world has never seen before, I'm going to make that girl's toes curl
the good thing about leaving neetdom is being able to spend money againI'm going to be such a good little consumer
I have a tummy ache :(
>>215977135> you play the same 5 games over and over, would be way easier to just save them on your computerThis is the first time I've posted something like thisI have a hard drive but try not to be a horder, so I delete shit
>>215977070give it a break
I have to pee pee so badly
lets join a white supremacist group
>>215977163unused hard drive space is wasted hard drive space o algo
>>215977174ok but I'm Indian, not sure if that matters
>>215977193I think that's a basic requirement these days
>>215975911NEED her to sit that flabby ass on my face
Do Indians steal mail in your country?
>>215977241>ManroopLmao
>Jasanpreet
>>215977241bro tier sikh status?
>>215977241Mersham I have bad news...
>1993
>2007
>>215977241fake ass racist news
>>215977288I’m older than that
>>215977321another canada loss
>>215977334Are you Indian?
>>215976994i didnt want them asking me questions
>>215977343american(white)
>>215977334I do not give a fucking duck about stan lee unc stop sportsposting
>>215977241why dey name preet cheat jeet feep lmao
>>215977350t. rajeet
>>215977367.t gurdeep
>>215977374nigga you are literally India
just told momberg about the swedish oppression and exploitation of finns
fight fight fight!
>>215977384sybau guttierez
>>215977405t. Sendapoo ranjeet
the cardboard companies are making a KILLING today.
you guys do know that sybau stands for shut yo black ass up right...?
>>215977419.t ranjashrizwanjandesh
>>215977430t. Ranjesh nagapeetoweet
synau
i haven't made an irl friend in 10 years
Just jerked off
>>215977436
I lost
canadians look like this
>>215977454did you eat your cum
>>215977442.t Jashjeshjeep Abdullahmeep
>>215977471t. Sanjeet poopin loopdinajihadan
>>215977469
Post game, if you read this, you lost
>>215977524/mlp/
Black chicks have nice ass
Foamy coffeeCrusty breadCreamy butter
foamy cumcrusty cumcreamy cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaV1DuSLUkY
>>215977492I lost
Bladder finna explode
.
hehe
>>215977573ebin
finna ask momberg for a psvita come december
*cough* so uh... you come here often?
>>215977767Yeah I'm the cringiest anon here and brittle husk of a human being
recycle>>215973933
