iga edition
>>216009814
>>216009814dangerously early
love wanking so much that i'd go so far as to say i'm IN LOVE with wanking
>>216009814the fuck is in her ear
>>216009846Shall I compare thee to a winter's JACK
raped by reality.... again
>>216009865i wouldnt personally
poo
>>216009805He films every shave he does on Wednesday and Sunday!!
>>216009814One day she will make a Polish man very happy.
>>216009922she's going to make me very happy
Thou art more lovely and more temperateRough winds do shake the darling buds of SACK And summer's lease hath all too short a... date...
On the cognac
it's a man
>>216009814Neoliberal teeth
>>216009917Oh I see, seems kinda comfy, does he use a different razor or whatever?
>>216009958Yes he uses different products each time. He’s a very friendly Welshman!
>>216009917wow !!He's been doing it for 14 years..I Subscribed !!
>>216009939sippin on yac
eating a bacon and egg piecatberg is visibly seething with jealousy
>>216010009I'm chomping on these
>>216009990Good morning mouse!
>>216009940no
>>216010009
green
>>216009939At this hour?
this will never not be funny to me
Have to pick out a film for me and mumberg that has>no violence>nothing scary>no profane sexual stuff >no foren muck>not artsy>not a waste of 2 hours of my liferunning out of options here.
>>216010088Apocalypto
>>216010025love a cold sausage me
>>216010078
>>216009940Igor is rare breed of classic lesbian. The kind that existed in the 90s before it became a media and social media fad thing to be.
>>216010105Seen that
>>216010088Terrifier 3
Spainnonce's latest dogshit gimmick has hit shelves I see
>>216010088No violence? even forrest gump wouldn't count then cause bubba get shot to death. do you just mean not particularly violent?
>>216010107I like a warm porker in my gob
3 day week lads22.5 hours a weekjust enough to keep the universal credit people off my bad and I don't have to search for extra work, study or skill upthats about 1400 a month after tax and 600 in benniesthanks for funding my easy lofd boys
>>216010179>thanks for funding my easy lofd boyswhy are you saying this to people on /brit/ at 2am on a monday?
>>216010088the kings speech
Love a big German sausage in my mouth at Christmas
>>216010202Adam has a constant need for affirmation to make him forget how shit his life is
there's some amazing people out there
going to learn spanishwill probably never use it in real life
I've come to the conclusion that the jewish race should be completely exterminated Their genocide in gaza led me to this belief I dont care what others think of me for believing thisThe animals who killed babies and children in gaza and then laughed about it on the interent are not human beings
>>216010237You'll probably give up if you have no real motivation to use it
>>216010237"uno beero por favor"
>>216010244Only thing you could exterminate is a 12 inch pizza
>>216010256said this on holiday and got a right laugh from some lads
>>216010237mad how a billion people speak spanish but i've never met one. just aren't any useful languages to learn here unless you happen to live amidst chinese or pakistanis
>>216010260murdered that little antisemite
>>216010260Cooked that freak
Carbonara is my favourite meal. I am a peasant, so be it
I am a proud antisemite For me the term is a badge of honorIt gives me great pride knowing i oppose the literal demons from hell known as jews
>>216010217>German sausageIs this bender speak for poo?
>>216010161Really it's just torture-adjacent violence. My sisters can't stand it either. No issues with indiscriminate mass slaughter but any situation in which the protagonist is powerless drives women up the wall. Mumberg covers her eyes and screams and misses half the movie when i try to put on an action kino
>I am a proud antisemite
>>216010244completely forgot about all those wars anerica started or that actual genocide of native Americans
>>216010303You don't believe in demons or hell and your morality has 0 basis outside of marvel movies
>>216010303Malaponte, you're a literal muttYou are literally the byproduct of Jewish influence
>>216010335Every war america started and will start was and is at the behest of international jewry
>>216010348trvke and he works with kabbalistic sigil magic (technology) in a university (jew coded)
/brit/ is full of goyim zog cattle who love their jew mastersIm leaving forever Enjoy schlomos boot on your neck forever
>>216010351convenient that
>/brit/ is full of goyim zog cattle who love their jew masters>Im leaving forever >Enjoy schlomos boot on your neck forever
>>216010351riiiiiiiight....
Rome is full of Punic mercenary cattle who love their Carthaginian mastersIm leaving foreverEnjoy Hannibal's boot on your neck forever
>>216010272zamngeek
>>216010389
>>216010369youre brown
>>216010389>>216010408>>216010424scrm
>>216010203Just want to tell you that, listen I don't usually do this alright. I think you nailed that. You found the movie AND it's British Culture. And it's not that bad of a movie. Solid 6/10 probably, unless you inflate for costume design and acting and stuff. 5/10 really, who am I kidding.
twin better show up tomorrow
get bored
>>216010408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5qwoCE6eY
eatin a rib eye rn
sacked tranny works at battlefield road aldi in shrewsburyanybody nearby can sort him out?
>>216010460Nice. looks juicy
>>216010460actually thought this was 2 turds on a plate
>>216010462Isn’t that where cadfael lived
>>216010484No he lived in a monastery not an Aldi
Need you out of business sunshine
I ordered a pizzaactually I ordered two pizzas because they were buy one get one freeI will be eating them for four days and they will be almost the entirety of my dietgood luck to my stomach
>>216010321Wholesome family honestly uhm maybe Gattaca (1997)Oceans Eleven (2001)North by Northwest (1959)Back to the Future (1985)The Aviator (2004) (maybe they'll find that one a tad boring but I loved it)The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018) (some violence and again they may find this one a bit boring due to its slowness)
were back to bombing browns in gazathe browns literally couldn't even behave for 1 weekchat shit, get banged
think this thread is by far the most pleasant to post in early in the morningevery other time you may as well just close the tab
>It was late, past 1am by the time we got to our car in long-term parking. And... the battery was dead. That wasn't a nice surprise. Luckily for us, the parking lot attendant sent someone over with a car jumper battery and got us started. It was super late by the time we finally got home and got to sleep. >You'd think that would mean the next day we might sleep in, but Ian is loving his school so much (his first class of the day is Tri-Wizard Tournament from Harry Potter), that he really really wanted to go. They're doing Wand Dueling for the first time and he doesn't want to miss it! ....wut?
>>216010523i noticed on friday it was really good at about 8pm to 11pm
>>216010462I'm less than an hour away but not a psychopath
>>216010513shitshit in my top 10mid haven't seen it shit
>>216010496hope youve got plenty of toilet roll
>>216010536>back to the future>midwould put your head through a plate glass windownobody help this retard and his shit taste family
>>216010513aviator is a great film watched it not long ago. he really did reshoot that entire air sequence with clouds. madman
>>216010484>The body lay on the cold infirmary stones, pale and composed, as if sleep had only just slipped into death. Cadfael crouched beside it, fingers tracing the dark ring about the throat.>“A garrote, surely,” breathed Brother Oswin, hovering.>Cadfael said nothing. No fibers, no torn skin, no struggle. The mark was too neat, too deliberate. He had seen murder’s rough hand before; this bore the careful signature of a man resigned.>“Were it murder,” he said at last, folding the dead man’s hands, “we should find another’s haste. This was chosen.”>Oswin hesitated. “Then—no killer?”>Cadfael’s gaze lingered on the makeup smeared face. “There was one,” he replied quietly. “But he lived and died in the same skin.”
>>216010549ooooooh youre ard aint you
>>216010536I strongly object to your thoughts on the ballad of buster scruggs then rest idc because gattaca and oceans eleven are rather slopish and I understand that you see the aviator as mid if you're not interested in howard hughes as much as I am, I hope they make a walt disney film like the aviator did for howard hughes
i'm bi
>>216010569polar
Been watching some of those shaving videos. Very relaxing. Kind of like Bob Ross but for shaving
>>216009846bit gay to be in love with a wanker
>>216010450I changed my mind it should be lock stock and two smoking barrels there's violence but just tell her to suck it up actually shaun of the dead was pretty great too
ladsin bed with unclebergsettle a dispute for uswhat's a meal that tastes great whilst hot but if it cools down it's inedible?been bugging me for an hour
>in bed with uncleberg
>lads>in bed with unclebergno you're going to have to explain that part first for us sunshine
>>216010621porridge
britfeel is an utter shithole my god
>>216010621Guaranteed replies/greentext
>>216010652bizarre that you'd even visit it
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
>>216010652never been there but i've heard ribena still posts there regularly
>>216010598Straying too far from her conditions though, I think King's Speech is the one
drive uncle
>>216010672I used to post there when I was 18
I shagged my uncle but he made it seem cool by playing vapourwave and wearing a cool jacket with a scorpion on the back
>>216010237why learn it then, language learning is best when a) the country produces a lot of material in that language such as the english language having loads of books and films and series and b) you actually are interested in the cultureI learnt some norwegian cause I'm interested in the culture however sadly they don't produce much stuff in norwegian so it's hard to find something you like
>>216010513You know what movies moms love. Gosford Park.
6-7
>>216010748AI generated Twitter?
>>216010748what happened to the text in the last one
>>216010705a documentary about incelswhile watching raise your eyebrows suggestively every time she looks at you
>>216010757>>216010772It's from a facebook page where they censor names and slurs like thatDunno why
dont know what i want my life to look like
>>216010748
>>216010795on all fours in a piss-soaked bathroom of a berlin gay club with two dudes pubes deep inside you?
>>216010815bruh tornado
>>216010815Why is there so many of her???
I remember this time this guy without any teeth told me about the time he and his uncle double-teamed his aunt and while he was behind his aunt eating her out someone was sucking his dick and it turned out to be his uncle. This happened in the remotest parts of nowhere, Kentucky so I’m inclined to believe him.
>>216010821Did this in the Berghain
>>216010746is that worth watching or is it just for mums? also i sometimes write down in a list in my notebook of films I've liked, looking back at the earlier entries they're a bit meh though, also the list was only supposed to be a sigma male movie list only but just devolved into any film I saw based on my movies what'd you guys think i'd like to watch
>>216010815There's a lot of pinkiepie there!
>>216010834Talking in the mirror again?
>>216010845continued
>>216010864female handwriting
>>216010845>Rocketman
>>216010864>the little flagsomds
>>216010864not allowed to do the top right flag
American man x English female is the natural order of things
bit baffled at the furore instigated by my uncle postWe aren't shagging we're just sharing a bed and started some pillow talk on food If were were shagging why would we be talking about food?we'd be talking about cocks
>>216010845Remember kind of liking it but my mom would force us to watch it sometimes when she got home from work and she'd crank the heater to 80 degrees F and I remember it was torture. But Robert Altman is considered one of the underrated greats and I'm always close to rewatching it but never do.
>>216010864>Writing page numbers in Roman numeralsUm!! xxThat's so cute !! xx
>>216010900it's common for couples to talk about things other than sex after a shag since your respective sex drives have been satisfied so sex is the last thing on your mind
>>216010864Memories of Murder was really good, think someone here recommended that a few weeks ago
>>216010919we aren't a couple you daft cunt
>>216010919Uncle Bruce ever get his chiko roll down your wollongong mate
>>216010942missing the point
Decided on blood simple (1984)
the nigga is deffo shagging his uncle
Man it really fucking sucks that Jesus was a Jew
>>216010942a situationship is itor is he paying for your bussy
>>216010962imagine if he was one of them stereotypical neurotic new york jews like woody allen lmao
>>216010962Rabbinical Judaism is a more recent religion than Christianity
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>216010952i think that's the coen brothers' first filmvery boring as i recall
>>216010983Cant explain that to atheists they're too deep in yid propaganda
omd rorke's idol
>>216010864if you liked vanilla sky it could be worth watching Abre los ojos. if you liked fargo, fargo series 1 is good, 2+ are a bit shit.If you liked north by northwest the third man might be good.
saw a shagger on /sp/ earlier today and he made me angry
>>216011025HE MEK ME ANGERY
You can tell Adam reset his router by the flood of utterly dogshit posts
>>216011015going to his account apparently it was his gf and they've just split upbizarre people out there
>>216010938Just realized i don't have parasite written down despite having watched it, was decent too>>216011022added those to my longer list of films to watch which comes before the sigmer mail movie list i showed
plebs really isnt a very good show but i liked it, good second screen content.
>>216011055Some of those orson welles films are quite decentlot more sovl than modern stuff imo
>>216011050howmindraped.ru
https://youtu.be/UU36nuhUwQY?si=9fdKqf96NLaOh1H5Vanilla sky!
>>216011075lol evening spaki
Just shaved my pubes for the first time in 7 years. Holy shit
everyone is a stupid fucking retard apart from me
>>216011096this but it's you instead of me (that is the retard)
just watched the new interview with tim curry and i want to cry
>>216011091lowest i'll go is £50 quid for the whole thing, get it in a ziplock for me.
Bruvs got ginger pubes omds
>>216011091m8 it's ten to 3 in the monring why are you doing it at this time?
>>216011115This is hair from pubis. I can get 2000 bags by next Friday
>>216010845>>216010864>based on my movies what'd you guys think i'd like to watchThe Duellists
>>216011137i think that girl wants to have sex with me
>>216011144um
>>216010845I'm thinking Brazil (1985)I'm thinking Witness (1985)
>4chan x auto-updator Connection Error
is this new?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760925295058782.mp4
my willy
>>216011222would be funny if it wasn't AI slop
>>216011227um...
>>216011227
>>216010998I like it so far
i want to have sex with a woman
>>216010845Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>216011257your entire family should be raped to death for being a yank and thinking you can steal someone's humble gimmick
>>216011237it isnt
>>216011144I LOVE THIS PONY!
How come british women are leaving British men en masse for Pakistani men?
>>216011270:(
I've also watched nearly every bong film as well and those as sigma male films yet haven't even written those down either deary me, need to make sure to keep this list up to date>>216011278wait until the belgian poster is on and he'll tell you
>>216011278They aren't
I look like Gio Scottii but a bit more masculine.
>>216011222https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760831108617091.mp4mad what you can make these days
>>216011296would shag you both
>>216011291lol? British women are rejecting british men and choosing to breed brown. They want stronger, smarter, better looking kids…
you have to wonder why 4chan has so much discussion of cuckoldingyou don't see this on any other website
mailing a poo
Told bro, let's rockWe gon' climb up and get shieldy at the tophttps://youtu.be/2pQ8HyuTwOg?si=gJxen9j5EPL0EgFA
paging dr mouse
Imagine replying to it
>>216011309Not everything you read on 4chan is true, Cody
>>216011289bond, james bond* >>216011310/int/ in particular has had posters speaking about it for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pI6cTbBK8My brain goes on autopilot when the israeli girl starts talking and I start thinking about what braces would feel like on my nutsack.
>>216011312insane choon
>>216011325You are naive
>>216011341um
>>216011341!!
>>216011339you are knave
I really like the night posters here
she looks better beforecan't understand the people who like this style of makeup
^_-
>>216011365That's a bloke
>>216011366hello pink...
>>216011357i really like you too *blushes*
>>216011378you never made a bad drink do you? would love to be sipping on that right now
>>216011379nah
>>216011395UM
Yummy!
Need Scotland rangebanned
>>216011413
>>216011413Wouldn't be /brit/ without us
>>216011403why did that get UM'd
bag bell carorcrab leg lab
>>216011413You're laughing but he actually got Glasgow rangebanned at one point he was that annoying. Don't know if it's still in effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Day55X9p6o8xx
>>216011433It's not
Does mousey still enjoy the pot noodles and energy drinks??
Wish she’d drop a dookie in my gob.
I love this ugly woman
>>216011451Does Zeidy suck black dick?
>>216011477a refreshing treat...
>>216011477looks interesting is it more cider or brandy?
PONIES ARE COMIN ON
>>216011477New Jersey mentioned
Hey G, would you make me a sandwich? >>216011534>>216011534>>216011534>>216011534>>216011534
>>216011365looks like my hecking animes
しゃべりながらプールで同時攻撃しかけてくるカワウソOtters Ambush Me in the Pool with Different Attack Styles!Ok I Will Watch it !!
>>216011608Post the link please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednkH85RCAc>>216011626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednkH85RCAc
>>216011651This is me and you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVDN-3UrV4A
>>216011651they're so rambunctious
>>216011651I like how the link is in the name field, the thumbnail filename, then posted twice in the reply
>>216011668KILL YOURSELF GINGERPAEDO YOU RAPED CUNT
>>216011668
rarity
>>216011690smirking
>its another drink at the computer not doing anything episode
>>216011651They really are so adorableI love themJapanese niggas just have anything as a pet
>>216011702been doing this non-stop for the past 2 months
>>216011743I try to play video games but they become too frustrating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kci5M85P6JQ
>>216011759great song but still, kill yourself raped paedo
wanking my arse with a cock
>>216011759homer simpson, smiling polity
>>216011771that's not a song
>>216011772at this time?
just lost my life savings on cathycoin
this style of facial hair urgently needs to go out of fashionsick of it
Mumberg hates my kino film selection
suppose i might as well go to bed
>>216011858Not in fashion though is it
>>216011893maybe not in the US of A
Nobody ever talks about how depressing it is to have been a shagger when you were younger and then to have nothing later
>>216011885nighty night
>>216011940depression isn't real
Nobody ever talks about how depressing it is to have never been a shagger
>>216011880Completely baffled by the decision you reached
'ween looms
>>216012002lamenting the fact i wasn't born an american and have a cute new england girlfriend like that, instead had to be born in london
i deserve to have been born rich
Do you reckon we'd all be friends irl?
Saw swifties calling Charli XCX cokejeet kek
This dude's k/d ratio is undefined under the laws of math
>>216012073Guarantee the guy in the white shirt is a tradie
>>216012073what are chad and stacy playing at here
eating some milky ways
>>216012055a big gang of mates
>>216012055nah im too fat smelly and old
>>216012073Thinking about it now, there were maybe 5 Italians at my high school and they all had hot gfs who they fought with in public and never broke up with
>>216012055the age range may be odd but perhaps, i certainly wouldn't be mates with some posters here though
>>216012161reckon ziedy would be a laugh in person
anyone else's dadberg yell loudly when they sneeze
>>216012204is that the belgian one who posts the james cleverly stuff, why's he called that?
>>216012213my grandad does massive hoots
>>216012229he used to post in the dutch general as ziedbelgnot sure what broke his mind and made him come here
>>216012213i think that's a dadberg constant across all cultures>>216012247black migrant from the uk who worked in the gherkin went to belgium and stretched out his yank girlfriend called katy and now he's gone absolutely insane like a character in a lovecraft novel and he's developed a whole new personality
>>216012288>>216012288
