catbergs edish!!!! :3 :3 :3 :3
>>216051356cronem and katy
nth for the gyaldem
take a break to cool down nathan
okay....!I will fuck Employed woman..!
>>216051391grim hand
banner always trying to make me browse /cm/
>>216051356
Zzz
>>216051406Me with my gf
>>216051413
>>216051437homosuck haha!!!
>>216051391Shoulders are too narrow to be a male, it's not brookie
>>216051406lol love how the mum looks worried
>>216051377hate this vapid frog faced slag but tights are my weakness
What's the problem?You got problems?You ain't seem you have the brain to solve 'emBring the horror, I ain't scaredYou're about as scary as a freak at a fairYou're not hardYou think you isYou're just mad that I speak like thisYou're just crying 'cause you got no milkGot nothing to spill while my mic's in tiltYou really think you're that invincibleReality will leave you feeling terribleThis moment is possible not criticalLet's golet's go, let's go
>>216051481You need the light of Jesus
>>216051481i think you need to spend less time on the internet you fucking loser
>>216051481same thing really, I wank to both and sometimes can't even tell if they're a "femboy" or "trans"
>>216051481literally the same thing
>>216051481Both are cringe and gross, you're just horny right now and desperate for the next fetish buzz
>>216051495>>216051498>>216051501>>216051505>>216051514was just saying all this down the pub
the only thing that can unscramble your brain is a women’s love, why don’t you go out there and get it
>>216051538I'm not worthy :(
>>216051538woke jews out therecan't get me in my bedroom
poached eggs and smashed avocado on toasted sourdough with valentina hot sauce
might be time to get out of bed
frying my own sex arse
>>216051558>the english are actually proud of their robbing nature, they gleefully named a way to make eggs as "poached eggs"You couldn't make this shit up
>>216051544Nonsense! You are worthy
i want borgir ;_;
>>216051538women have quite high capacity to scramble brains
i'll drink to that
>>216051538need a career first
i reckon i could get tasered and have no reaction
scared of women me one time i had a flirtatious encounter and my hands were shaking afterwards and i had to come up with an excuse to go somewhere else
>>216051606it's actually irish diaspora that are famous for poaching and other devious activities
>>216051628i been a sparkie for 15 years you dog cunt
>>216051606But you just did you cunting foren bastard
>>216051656the most homosexual of the trades
>>216051538Women avert their gaze in my presence, they physically recoil at my sight. They think I'm a hideous monstrous freak and frankly they got me, I should be cut to pieces with a machete and burned, reduced to ashes and the remains encased in concrete and glass deep underground. Not once in my entire life have I ever felt the love of another human being as I am incapable of soliciting any other emotion than disgust and righteous fear.It's well and truly over for me, I lost a game I didn't even know I had to play and there is now nothing left for me but to roam aimlessly, forever hated and maligned, this is my burden, my punishment for being such an unlovable freak.
>inviting slags dumb or mentally ill enough to get groomed by browns who could barely speak English to your victims/survivors liason panelLass is openly tweaking for reform and generating outrage so she's obviously smartened up since her youth
>>216051653No it's the english and what you said is english propaganda aimed at idiots like you
>>216051689no its the irish and you're wrong
>>216051656is it true that people can turn into geniuses and artists when they get hit by lightning
>>216051686yeah?
>>216051686wonder if she'll ever get married now would be grim to marry her after all the msulims have had their way with her
>>216051686>so she's obviously smartened up since her youthOn the contrary, it seems the abuse scarred her so much that she is uncapable of thinking wider.
>>216051676this is fascinating, but I just can’t believe it’s this bad for you when people like seasidemark who stink and are hideous are able to attract women. 75% of this is in your head and a lack of confidence and 25% is you not being conventionally attractive. There is a women out there for you
tax inheritance at 100% and give it all to the migrants
not worth the hassle
my collars blue but my neck is red
Don't get the point of scrambled eggs. It's egg but you take all the flavour out and turn it into baby food mush
im a slimy slug nigga
>>216051794not sure what they expect really. the people organising the investigation are the same people who spent decades colluding with local authorities and police to cover it up. its the biggest scandal this country has ever had and the government have been dragging their feet the entire time because they just do not want to face the reality of it.
my collars white and my bum is tight
rorke playing playstation 2 games when hes meant to be toiling
>>216051888it’s actually lunch cheers tho
>>216051897rorke bringing a ps2 to work in his power rangers lunchbox
leftypol scranning bugs because the wef told him to
im on the new pokemongot this massive centipede horse thing and he fucking shags
Can you research how she stole Lana del Rey’s computer and made the tortured poet album from the manuscripts??
>>216051910>implying I’m not a wfh chadomdz
>>216051872>its the biggest scandal this country has ever hadNo it isn't. What about the royal paedophilia ring, what about covid? Why even engage yourself in scandalology? Why not treat things historically?
>>216051833definitely my least favourite way to eat eggs (other than raw of course)poached or fried is best, and devilled eggs for a dinner party
>>216051914leftypol misinterpreting it and getting pozzed up his arse in a public toilet
not heard from the WEF for awhile. Think it might have just been a meme not a shadowy group controlling the world
you lads wouldn't believe me. so I put that glue trap to catch a mouse. it stepped into but didn't stuck properly so it crawled under my bed and dragged it under the bookcase and got snapped by a regular trap I put there ages ago (like 6-8 years). thing is, that trap was dragged under the bookcase by some other mouse ages ago and didn't trigger until today. absolutely fucking mental. that mouse probably had the worst luck
just ate me lunch
scrapping the plaque of me teeth with saskia teague's toenails
>>216051975they reinforced their shadows to hide from smelly bedroom schizos more effectively
>>216051975the head guy went to jail or some shi
>>216051975Yet most major world leaders subscribe to the WEF agenda.
>>216051975no shit it was a meme. they were just LARPING and because theyre German (and rich) people ate it up
>>216051975Of course it is, but capitalism moves on and lockdowns and "pandemics" are still in the menu because idiots prefer to stick to "pakistani grooming gangs" scandals
>>216051990are you actually in russia or using a vpn, also I remember our house having rats and mice when I was a young lad in london, when I was really young like 4 they'd scare me
>>216051990We all get hit by a rat trap in the end
>>216051990Why do you have mice in your house?
>>216051990reckon it comitted suicide instead
>>216051994just making shit up are we?
it stops NOW. No more cake. No more sweets. No more fizzy drinks. No more cured and fried meats. Six pack by 2027.
craig david
>She likes me for me, not what I can offer her
I need a femboy on my bed, whimpering and vulnerable. Crying out my name continuously as he looks up at me with a scared, delicate, and loving gaze. I want him to know who he belongs to as he bounces up and down repeatedly going faster and fast as time goes on. Not able to do anything but obey me and the strings tied around his wrists making sure he doesn’t escape. I want him to scream my name audibly until he loses his voice. I want him to push himself so hard he can’t walk for weeks. I want the slapping sound of skin to echo though the room.
>>216052080this is the best feel, cos I offer her absolutely nothing except a pretty face and she likes me anyway
>>216051975Can any oxbridge graduates or 100k wage anons transcribe this article? https://www.ft.com/content/8f7dcf0e-ec4c-4643-9d95-d2a1b2fdea09
new Steve Coogan film about Mick McCarthey falling out with Roy Keane. Looks...fine.
>>216052055Klaus KWAB got forced to resign because he got #MeToo'd and was going to face charges
right i think you're one of them gays then
l'm actually in favour of lab grown meat l'm sure rorke isnt a fan
>>216052098go on internet archive, sometimes someone who actually paid will archive it and you can read it, most of rhem will just be people archiving what you just sent though for a reason which makes sifting through the archives tedious
>>216052126I'm in favour of most things :)
>>216052142:)
need a final solution
hate my forehead and hairline so much im like a fucking porpoise
>>216052098use one of these you dumb cunt
wish I offered someone a pretty face as me but unfortunately I was rubbed in the face with ugly serum and am having a veryugly week unless I was always this ugly I dont know
>>216052085I am a muscular lad does that work?
my shoulders are 20 inches across is that broad
why don't people eat kippers anymore? kippers are based
this place makes me feel less contected to God and that's not even a joke
I miss steve coogan's cute teeth
>>216052156please post it PLEASE
>>216052142'
lads i just had a massive meltdown at worksomeone made fun of me in a meeting and i called the manager on teams and said i would leave if they didn't tell him offi feel fucking stupid and autistic now
>hate my forehead and hairline so much im like a fucking porpoise
>>216052202gods not real mate
>contected
>>216052205
>>216052211need to know if this is actually true and NEED to know what they said to you that was making fun
rorke spending all his UC on silver
glod
God is real and God is good
you basically get backwards raped every time you poo
>>216052223fuck alright I'll stop with it then
>>216052243I spend my salary on mortgage payments but crack on chief
>>216052202that's because this place is swimming in vile evil trollsyou should report them
>>216052242i told a colleague they needed to proofread a document because it was full of mistakes and looked chatgpt generated and for the rest of the meeting he was saying shit like "watch out there you have a spelling mistake anon won't like that"i told my manager that he was bullying me because i pointed out he wasn't doing his job right
>I spend my salary on mortgage payments
just raped my own mind
>>216052296>i told my manager that he was bullying melmfao fucking grow up
>>216052250jews did this btw, pooing was a Rothschild invention of the 18th century by contaminating all goyim non-kosher foods in the supermarket with stuff that will make you produce poo so you buy toilet paper and toilets from companies the Rothschild family owns, if you eat a purely kosher diet you don't actually shit anymore
>>216052302Doesn’t sound gay at all actually
>>216052085Got a stiffy reading this and imagining it from the femboy's perspective
>>216052305leftypols dads taking the divorce well then
>>216052296‘Nobody likes a know it all’ in effect here
Sir Craig Ashley David MBE
oh no melty
>>216052357it's not, i just don't want to pick up someone else's slack because they're too lazy to do the work themselves
>>216052296you shouldnt have humiliated him in front of everyone. really shit behaviour. send him a message privately next time
>>216052066IT WERE PROPER BO I TELL THEE
Popping down to Falador, want anything
i wonder what the life of a 4chan janitor is like one of them should make one of those YouTube day in the life videos
>>216052389that’s fair anon but when colleagues tell other colleagues they’re doing something wrong it’s never received well, you should’ve gone through your manager
HAPPY DIWALI everyone
>>216052442SCRONGULIMB
business idea: big boats
>>216052442
used to sit on the extension roof at night when Diwali was going on and face Southall and watch the fireworks go off in that primarily brown town
>>216051538Where am I supposed to get it?
which one gets it /brit/('it' being the miss germany title)
>>216052482lol. seething
>>216052511not a looker in the bunch
grotesque pigs you're not human
>>216052528LOL
>>216052511rather have a wank
>>216052511toothgap 3rd from the right, top row
>>216052464need them housed in the hotel across the street YESTERDAY
>>216052537me when see pigs
build more zigurrats
>>216052442:(
>>216052482Aren't Wales shit at rugby now?
is he posting a shite video again and spamming Bradley reactions when no one else cares yeah
>>216052537me when i see americans
>>216052511Top right
>>216052567
>>216052566England last played Wales in March, in Cardiff, and they won 68-14Wales simply cannot stop taking L's from the superior ANGLO
>>216052559billionaires should be doing cool shit like this with their wealth. imagine a peng looking stone ziggurat in a city centre. im so bored with shitty glass skyscrapers
>>216052305gay if you wouldnt
>>216052592timmy when the when the uh when the hahaha timmy yeah
>>216052592/brit/??????
>>216052537Me when I make a post telling /brit/ to report the BE flags
>>216052296I know the type of colleague you're dealing with but saying they're bullying you for that is patheticYou really needed to have just doubled down when he tried to make you telling him to do his job correctly look petty
>>216052592excellent calf definition on that fella
>is he posting a shite video again and spamming Bradley reactions>is he (singular)
>>216052628
What happens if you don't pay off your credit card?
>>216052559
>>216052592/brit/ on the right/brit/pol in the middle/brit/feel on the left
one day your grandchildren will ask you what you did during the Gaza genocide
>>216052592you just know he had a massive wank that night
>>216052592How is that fat lad pulling the skinny girl?
>>216052628rattled lmao
>>216052638
>>216052646That's a pakistani restaurant now, not even joking.
>>216052592He'd make a cute gay bf
>>216052661>>216052638>>216052628BIG melty
>>216052639You wake up one day on the floor because everything has been repossessed, including the bed you were sleeping on.
there were a lot of welsh people at my university. i suppose because they don't have any universities over there
>>216052592ktim!!*jumps up and down pointing at the screen*ktim! ktim!!!
>>216052694What DO they have?
trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules
>>216052694any sexy Welsh lasses? I swear every one is pure filth
>>216052661
>>216052709Sheep, poverty and an inferiority complex so large it can be seen from space.
>>216052709they maintain nice walks and beaches for english travellers such as myself to enjoy at the weekends
>>216052716
>>216052709sheepleeks[insert third stereotype]
wales isn’t real it’s just cope england
well /brit/?
>>216052709lovely little cafes and bookshops some very nice bridges
>>216052757whys that then? Micropenis?
>>216052727lmao fucking taff the gongfermour shovelling gravel for 12 hours a day so nigel and penelope can walk to the cottage they've priced him out of
>>216052556scream
>>216052757time for thailand
>>216052752fuck off yankintra-british banter isn't for you to enjoy
>London museum identifies black Waterloo veteran in rare 1821 painting>‘Honourable’ bandsman Thomas James will feature in display at National Army Museum highlighting service of black soldiers in Napoleonic wars
>>216052757never trust a man without a familyif he's not bent he's definitely a jimmy savile type
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>216052709peng landscapes
>>216052831B A SED
>>216052798i will continue raping this thread with my presence and there’s nothing you can do about it
millenials waited less than a month to book a driving testGeneration Z waits six monthsmillenials dont realise how they lived lives of luxury
>>216052835that appears to be a disused minenot peng in the slightest
remember when they put up a plaque of where the first black people in Britain lived and it was some roman military barracks where african imperialists were used to control the native britons cba to find the pic of it, was a bit of a self-own really
>>216052831>autumn>linen
skinny carbon waking up trays and trays of food servedpre rolled clickums served
BOSH
>>216052831This is always inspirational mate. Thanks for the good work you do around here
>>216052767yeah but england has 20x as many
>>216052809>spend hundreds of hours and research grants scraping the barrel for a spec of diversity in European history>find one (1) documented example of a black person>instantly send out press releases and announce a big new exhibition dedicated to this one black personit's all so fucking tiresome
>>216052831you should post another one of your outfits for /brit/ sometime
Why is he replying to all of his own posts?
>>216052831That fit looks like shit
>>216052889Why?
one in five somalians in scotland are in prisonmental
>>216052855leftypol doesnt realise how thick he is when he uses invading forces occupying the country in his pro-immigration arguments.
Algernon Newton sex arse
The amber lights. The crunch of the auburn leaves. The vibrant orange pumpkins. Autumn is here, let's embrace it with clothing made from natural materials. Let's celebrate it with rustic homemade food. Let's get comfortable with roaring fires and warming spirits.
>>216052878The veterans they find are always trumpet players or drummers too lmao
>>216052886brit is his entire life we been knew
>>216052889It's AI generated
>>216052877ok and? thats like saying i shouldnt visit York because Bristol has some nice things to look at.
it was 38 degrees today but sure go off spouting nonsense about cold weather and shit
>>216052854OK what about this then
>>216052886doesn’t get any organic replies, sad life
>>216052932Wales is pretty much wholly grim
>>216052896The jumper doesn't go with the coat and each piece of clothing is too plain and blocky in design
>>216052918Ok and? Why would that make someone respond to their own posts? Just weird behaviour
Queue position 39 teamGot a long way to go
>>216052911He painted my home town and I have a nice framed print of it in the hallway.
>>216052939>artificial reservoirnot having itit's like new zealand but for people who hate being outdoors
>>216052950he cant interact on a social forum normally because of autism or something
next character .. go!
>>216052915that's because the reality is the whites didn't want to fight alongside themeven as recent as WW2 the blacks were still in the rear with the gear because people didn't want them in their squadsthey don't mention this of course
i HATE being outdoors
>>216052831This is a load of shit, clothing makes fuck all difference
>>216052941nice try
>>216052956Are you playing the new Pokemon EW?
>>216052960Good man, you might be the first /brit/poster I actually like
so sad when brits pretend to love the cold as a cope for not being australian
>>216052975uk soldiers loved black colonials units
>>216052963you are being deliberately difficult and I don't appreciate it
>>216052980No, I never finished Pokémon Violet so I doubt I would enjoy it very much. Some of the new Megas look nice. Especially Dragalge and Drampa.
>>216052956when you call us team do you even include the nonces in here
>>216052978False. Real wool is warmer than artificial polyester and will last longer. It is objectively superior.
>>216052977ktim! ktim!*jumps up and down like a monkey*
>>216052970That's sad He doesn't do it all the time right? Just every once in a while for laughs?
>>216052979not trying anything, just being honestreally isn't anything there worth seeing or knowing about except for 4 or 5 castles the english built whilst conquering it
>>216052960hard to imagine just how fast pussies dry up when they see a >man hanging shit like that in their homemilliseconds at least, down into nanoseconds evenliteral nursing home-core deco
>>216053006I only care about that when getting thermals for outdoor activities in the winter.. I don't give a fuck if I'm just wearing a jumper to walk around town.
incel run time. good day
>>216053002No they aren't on the team
>>216053017well i disagree
>uk soldiers
yeh? All I see is you getting wound up to fever pitch my LITTLE mate
>>216053018Imagine basing what you do and like around what women will think of it
>>216053016:)
get bored
>>216053018>caring what women thinkLOL
;)
>>216053018t. Tasteless virgin freak
Don't understand how chubby and skinny fat lads pull, I imagine a lass licking a chest full of fat rolls and moobs and get an ICK. Lasses really like fit chests. When you're really fat at least your round and strong since you're carrying all they extra weight
Having a cup of tea team
I'm a Bighamposting Autumntide Cluegainer.
>>216053076If you're employed why aren't you at work?
new job = applied forand it lush
look at his dog
>>216053073CONFIDENCE
>>216053086I work part-time>>216053091Nice one mate, fingers crossed
>>216053073>Lasses really like fit chests.gaydo they lick your nipples too?
>>216053048literally every sex haver does this to a degree
Genuinely mental how addictive Balatro is lads
Bradford in 1902123 years ago but it looks like what the future should be. Smart. Organised. Elegant. What a disgrace it is now.https://youtu.be/bfdQYdF-vsM?si=ub3UhM6dF_5cZiYF
>>216053073No idea any bloke pulls desu
right time to get this work done, busy afternoon in the toil mines. Keep an eye on nathan
>>216053109>part-timeHow can you afford rent like that?
>>216053091Happy to be proved wrong but how can anything about work/toil/a job be "lush" and I mean "lush"?
>>216053111
>>216053110No but I'd expect them too, and lick my abs and kiss all the way up my muscled chest
>>216053131Works as a sex arse on the side
>>216053135£60k a year minimum
windrush firing up bus 25
the toilfu did something successfully and she immediately came to tell me so she would get my praise, fucking adorable
>>216053099Cap
>>216053165All manipulation of course and she really thinks you're a creepy incel loser
Back in work next weekSimply cba :/
>>216053165It's should be socially acceptable to give toilfu platonic head pats
>>216053186>toilfu>incelnice one you cockroach
FUCK OFF LADYBIRDS STOP COMING IN MY FLAT
>>216053165And then you immediately came to tell your incel freak mates did you?
>>216053165wholesome you should pay her on the head next time and call her a good girl regardless of the chance you get fired
>>216053097handsome devil
>>216053160Does not sound lush to me.>>216053188Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>>216053073it's a well established fact that female attraction is based on emotions not appearancemid or even conventionally unattractive men can still get gfs if they have things like charisma, confidence, strong sense of humour etc
NEW>>216053220>>216053220>>216053220
>>216053218I unironically have all those things and I'm not hideous but I don't go outside or meet women
Well lads, I'd just like to thank you all for making my thread a success, I've never made a new before
>>216053218this is just also males too just that it's based on appearance and emotions for both
>>216053203no this happened some time ago, im not allowed my phone at work but I'm on break x
>>216052098If you subscribe to the online version of the publication, you save 40% of what it would cost you to subscribe to the paper one
