poo smells lmao
>You made this for me?>It's a token of your love?
neoliberal teeth chomping on
any perverts in the house tonight?
Just got my neoliberal teeth filled in. Wonder if dentistberg thinks I'm a pussy for how much I shake/sweat. I don't cry out or ask for them to stop, but I can't pretend it isn't agonising when the vibrations/cold aggravate the nerve.
just killed another mouse today, this one almost escaped the glue trap too but I managed to hit it with a log on the head and it died. little shit almost bit me
>>216060774Prefer not to say
it’s the teeth nathan
>>216060800that was a testget used to that
Got called Doctor Who by a bloke in the pub for wearing a peacoat
in my underground incel lair
>>216060788sibirski mouse :)
>>216060814won't be submitting false reports sorry
>be me, pip lad>not worked in over 2 years>last year bennies went up a lot, started at 800, now on 1360 a month>letter from hmrc>????>this can't be good>tax rebate for 1150 quids!>despite not working for 2 years haha!This was storytime with PIP lad. Government throws money at me right now and I Iove it.
>>216060788Hated when mice came into my old house. One got caught in a trap and another chewed half it's face off before getting caught in another trap, disgusting creatures. You need to find how they are getting in and block the holes lad
beer: cracked openucl: streamingbets: madegood night of footy ahead lads, just what I need after toil
He's here...
Do you guys invest your savings? Where?
>>216060814please read the room neoliberal teeth isn’t the parasite lol
>>216060908This is also the parasite btw (deflection attempt)
get the young fitties posted
>>216060914why is he walking towards the camera
>>216060860how the heck do i get on this fucksake
>>216060935you stupid boy, you’re false reporting at this point
My fellow Americans
get the nigger twinks raped
Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar todayHas anyone in /brit/ said a word about it?
There he is replying to himself. Some turgid fake conversation will follow to give the impression that people are remotely interested in his new character (they're not)
>>216060991only Trafalgar i know is from One Piece
i'm fucking obsessed with yaoi
report the BE flags posts
God I’m gonna shag my gf senseless when she arrived tomorrow
Thesis due in a fortnight Bit silly that 9 months and 18,000 words decides whether I go to a world class American uni or languish in shitstralia
>>216061032where the fuck is she
>>216061033just write about gay porn
>>216061045she will be here tomorrow lad, we’re cooking a nice dinner and that but before that she’s getting ragged
nigga said fortnite
>Scots headteacher ‘let schoolboy see her breasts and kissed him at Halloween disco’https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15454200/scots-headteacher-schoolboy-see-breasts-kissed-halloween-disco/
All Belgian posts will be reported, all posts in defence of or perpetuating any of his post habits will also be reported. I do not care
so belgium also happens to be obsessed with jurgen klopp hmm who does that remind you of
https://vocaroo.com/17o4LqG0HizKposted in the other thread like a bellendbut thoughts, lads?
nothing to poo, nothing to wee,nothing to do, nothing to be,nothing to prove, nothing to say,nothing to lose, nothing to gain,nothing to feel, nothing to hate,nothing is real, it's all too late,what do you do when nothing's wrong,ain't got a clue, ain't got no bumyou are foaming at the mouth, you are mad without a doubt,cause it's really leaking out,and i'm going out of my mind, wee wee got me going blind,and it's really leaking out
Good moaning. It is half pissed socks.
Right*slaps arse*Best get me tea on
things would make so much more sense if i was straight
>>216061078>no pictures of her gay
>>216061078How do we ban women from society without seeming misogynistic?
what do you poo when you've got no poo to do?
>>216061172wee
this commentator sounds bored af and I don't blame him
>>216061172i poo semi digested food because of gasto intestinal issues
>>216061079Yeah calm down and stick to the Belgium posts. You’re reporting people who have nothing to with him dummy.
giving catberg a kiss and a cuddle
>>216061079get a life mate
get the airplane mode flicked on and off
We accept the reality of the world in which we're presented
offshore bank accounts but for women instead of money
right thats me been done then
>>216061259is that you
if a little red demon gremlin creature came into your room at night and started to bum you. ur reaction?
test
saaaaar do not redeem airplane mode
>>216061318YWNBAE
Think I finally want kids. Definitely waited too long for it cuz I definitely want to have like 4 of them. Gonna need to find me a younger wife.
rubbing nigger shit all over my dick
WHY DID U REDEEM IT
>>216061318Funny how it took the most Aryan trans person to normalize transgender transgenderism.
>>216061340been telling my bird we’re having 3 of them, she’s 29 and we’re starting before she’s 30
In my incel lair... plotting.... scheming..
honestly so much has happened since 2010 that is ripe for satire that there's just no way GTAVI can keep up. it's destined to fail on that expectation alone
this whole thing has been mental>'BABY' DOLL HOAX Fake baby ‘mum’ conned partner & family with plastic DOLL before lying about death – as cops called inhttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15476278/kira-cousins-fake-baby-mum-doll-police/
>>216061390it's impossible for this game to fail
>>216061078Was always like this tbf. Female teachers in the 25-45 range were always massive flirts. They'd catch you looking down their top and tell you off and then go right back to the same position that let you see down their top. And how is 'letting him look in her handbag' an offence? Our old English Lit teacher would let you go grab her handbag if she forgot it on her way to the computer room.
Maroon?
hello my lovely boys club
>>216061318she looks like a cute feminine fairy in some pics and way too manly in othersSchrödinger Shafer
>>216061433oh for fucks sake not another one
JAAAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEEEEEEE
mutt moment
oh no.. goodbye website data
Schopenhauer's Cat
>>216061398airdrie is a grim place
>>216061318don't forget that this man's father's a pastorhe sinnedhe denied god's providenceliberal christians in the west are just fucked up
oh my DAYS
mods
you'd think we'd get our own dedicated janny after so many times
slot
>>216061446so thats a child being spaffed in by an immigrant
What should I invest in? Not memecoins
yeah ok do i have to delete my computer now or something
mad how the grooming gang inquiry has been arsed up. almost like the government wanted it to fail for some reason
i filtered yanks yesterdaythink i just saved my soul
>>216061511a stable coin like usdcgenuinely, need at least some of that as digital assets
>>216061528go to internet options and clear temporary files. go to browser history and clear the last hour for everything or whatever (downloaded files/canced images)
>>216061511me
Sounds like it was absolutely the right call for me to have filtered every non-UK flag on /int/, judging by that sudden influx of posts. Fucking hell what is wrong with forners?
Spainnonce earning his nickname today
>>216060717i let yer missus deep froat me knob and toss me hog.
>>216061528go to temporary internet files option in "disk clean-up"
the resistance is the psyop. the point is to foment opposition so they can do it anyway while letting everyone believe they fought it off successfully
the left could meme if they wanted to, but they're just too honest and rational, chud!
There is no reason to ever see a foreign flag on 4chan. Not one.
fuck sake I hovered over that gif didn't realise there was cp spam ongoing
>>216061511buy your country and and you become president
>>216061555Feel like this needs research. Why do you suggest it? Thanks
derek gay porn chisora
absolute disgrace all that the human responsible should be shot
>>216061511drugs
omggggg it's only tuesday
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgknm8xrgpowhat the FUCK
I hope they start experimenting on insane criminals again so that they can understand how their brains tick
ok so we can agree its the brazilian posting that stuff right
Scary how quickly time passes when drunkIt was 9am today and the Sun was coming out and the birds were singingAlcohol delivery arrived at 10amSudddenly now it's almost 7pm
>>216061680What the fuck I didn't even realise that could happenShall be getting an engineer out to check my cables pronto
>>216061718youre drunk? *starts dry humping u*
>>216061638less volatility than other digital assets while still benefiting from high liquidity. also generally high yield and interest rate depending on the exchange. can also hedge against the pound (or whatever it is in Ethiopia is that is where you genuinely are).pretty good investment choice if you're looking to diversify your portfoliocrypto is way too volatile (see what happened Friday before last) and other investments have much less liquiditylook into it more yourself but it is good
>>216061718I’ve done a days workChatted to my gf on the phonePosted Vinted parcels Watched the footballHad a bath All in that time
I miss jasper days...
Got a $1600 check in the mail from my school for the financial aid moneys i had left over
is it over?
>>216061718no idea how you can binge on depressents
>>216061741*starts wanking you off*
>British men are driving less, and a culture is vanishing
>>216061812hehe cheers lad
>>216061737Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8MiP0n68fI
>>216061826haha i'm actually finally getting my driving license
Women are a scam.
>>216061903the wrong women is a scam*my gf has lots more money than me and the only reason I can afford to get a nice house and that. I’m like a male gold digger
You shall not build!
What a MASSIVE coincidence.Bit disturbing that GPT/Gemini take Islamic sources of history as gospel as if they weren't (still are) bloodthirsty savages.
gf havers love telling everyone they have a gf
>>216061932I cant sneed!
>>216061924what do you bring to the table?
>>216061971handsome, funny, good cock, social status of nailing down a prolific shagger
>>216061971probably a huge cock
Just scanned some homemade lentil soup and a couple slices of buttered bread. I think I need some more food but what
this how i was broken in and, believing in what others told me, many others as well: with a thick nut on my ass (in my case, always followed by some gentle spanking with the cumming cock).a couple of weeks later, well, i think you guessed it. but this and wanking were what started it all (with a sweeter, much older man - a teacher of mine).from there to sucking, and from here to swallowing, it was relatively quick, but i did relish the gradual aspect of it. it made all easier and enjoyable.being broken in by an older, delicate, naturally experienced man is the best that can happen to a young dude who's aching for a gay experience."today you're gonna be playing with my balls only."i love this thread. it brings back memories, sentiments.
>>216062020This sounds completely alien to me but the key word might be the 'UK'.>>216061971Something under the table.>>216062043 Fuck thanks for taking that from me.
women want EXPERIENCE lads. You best get some
>>216062050Your body craves meat nigga.
:D
SCARED, POTTER?
>>216062102fake it till you make it haha
>>216062050you on the tills tonight then lad?
>>216062102It's like getting a job, they want experience but if you don't get a first in how do you get experience in the first place? Just got to lie really. If you're over 18 and still a virge just gotta say you got some poon in sixth form or whatever.
got a cookies and cream croissant for breakfast tomorrow well excited
>>216062082Hmm.... Bit gay tho innit
DREAM ON
this emiru girl has some piano keys ahh teeth
>>216062133screaming
>>216062149got a tub of ben and jerry's me
Utterly insane how admins haven't added those images to an autoban blacklist yet
>>216062123Both of them are almost certainly dead.
>>216062181Faketriot
>>216062143yeh lying is the best course of action if you didn’t do a load of awkward shagging between 14-17
>>216061924This is one of the main reasons I left fiancéeberg. I didn't mind being the poorer partner, but a couple times when we argued she tried making me sleep on the couch. At that point she lived in a flat paid for by her father, I had my own rental and I'd stay there half the week, then go home for work the other half.Couldn't help but wonder what'd happen if I was living there full time, and we had an argument she told me to get out of the flat. Wasn't the only reason, but that power dynamic wasn't something I could risk developing any further.
just done a poowas one of those horrid sticky and smelly onesI hate pooing so much
>>216062167nigga name schunk
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>>216062186why would u post this :(
>>216062149Two tins of mackerel fillets and a vitamin D3/K2 pill for me.
i love cute doggo :3
>>216062133I've been done. Someone call an ambulance
>>216062240you just know
Getting randomly groped is the price they pay for years of cultivating unhealthy parasocial relationships with desperate virgins. You make millions and you got hugged for two seconds by a sperg, boohoo get over it. Be glad you aren't in Japan where those niggas will track your location down from a reflection in your eye and rape you and stab you to death and not necessarily in that order.
Cart Narc better leave this town boy
>>216062259truke
>>216062240it doesnt want to be jumped on and roughly fussed over like that leave it
>>216062208understandable this, can’t be dealing with that. Very different situation to mine
BARTY CROUCH
>>216062259Would also happen in Korea, a place they ALL love
>>216062240do NOT post stage five
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse What the fuck? Have this happen all the time on my mobile, but never on my PC. I'm spooked
>>216062269niggas simp over this oh my DAYS
>>216062307Thames Valley police active rn
>>216062240umm.. hi
>>216062233probably lived a long life in dog and cat years with a loving family
>>216062259she knowsthat's why she has bodyguardsshe's mad because twitch banned her usual security from the event which caused this
>>216062326Did you get range banned too, or are you a good guesser?
You know what must be done.
>>216062325i would literally worship her tummy and thighs
>>216062316WHAT company?
Dua Lipa's STINKY feet
Booked a steakhouse for my birthday (on a Sunday this year), they do a lovely steak, best meal I’ve ever had. Looked at the website again and they only do roasts on Sunday. Beefeater it is then for the third year on the trot.
>>216062259did she actually cultivate it or is she just a woman
>>216062375
>>216062392mate beefeater is fucking grim you can do better than that
*Driving through /brit/*
she smels like French people! images you can smell!
>>216062208I was the richer partner with my ex. I never asked her to sleep on the couch or leave my house but I always kind of took solace in the fact that I could ask her to leave if she did something really bad. Anyway I broke up with her because she started being a depressing old bitch who didn't want to fuck anymore. Now I live alone. Yep.
>>216062400My Kosovan friend calls me a faggot for finding her extremely attractive. How could anyone look at that image and not want to run their tongue along her armpit?
Loading up Overwatch, gonna play ranked. Will be playing exclusively Bastion all night long and no, I will not switch.
dedicating my ongoing chess game to the late, great, Daniel Naroditsky
>>216062411I like it in there. My local is closing down but it was in a nice manor home. Last year the service was the rudest I’ve ever had but got a laugh out of it.
dua lipa is yet more proof that we need unrestricted female Albanian immigration into this country
easiest way to commit suicide without leaving a mess?
>>216062473I went there for gfbergs sisters birthday the other week, terrible food we all said it was shite and wouldn’t go back and we’re not snobby! awful
>>216062495interested in this too
just bought this for the dog to play with
>>216062495self immolation in a treehouse
>>216062519>.<
bury me with a plate of Toby carvery in my hands
>>216062519Ah well at least it's VAT free
>>216062424>but I always kind of took solace in the fact that I could ask her to leaveThat's reasonable, but you are a man. My ex wasn't that bad, in fact she forgave me for terrible things quite easily, but she was controlling in smaller ways. She once had a panic attack because I refused to eat with both knife and fork when we were (and I'm not making this up for meme value) eating a Charlie Bighams ready meal. She said it felt like I didn't view us eating dinner together as the same level of special as us eating with her family. >Now I live alone. YepIt sucks, but it is better than being tied to someone that isn't as into you as you are them.
>>216062240dog worship is a mental illness
>>15151843
brits OUTpakis IN
>>216062538no Charlie bigham's? disappointed in you lad
Can anyone else not post images?
>>216062472his death was tragicliked his streams so much
>but being a dog isnt really makes you think!
>>216062472I won x
>>216062572hello boris johnson what are you doing in argentina
anyone else’s gf put her head on your shoulder when you’re watching tv and instantly fall asleep every time? Fall asleep on your own side!
>>216062578Well then I'm glad it wasn't just me, after the CP spam earlier I was a bit spooked - looks like it's a London-wide range ban.
>>216062495>>216062514I love you lads pls don’t kys
>>216062240This is rape.
>>216062601spaki ruining it for everyone as per
>>216062495>>216062514Been looking into noble gases and an exit bag, but I want to lose weight and get fit before I die so the coroner doesn't judge my gross fat body when I'm dead.
>>216062598haha yeah...
T
Homer Simpson
>>216062511Was the food actually bad? Even if the people in there are a bit grotty and the service isn’t the best I’ve always loved the food. But it’s my 21st and sisterstein is pestering me to let her book somewhere nicer.
can also confirm I’m London and can’t post images
>>216062598Exberg used to rest her head in my lap, and curl up into a ball. I'd put one hand down the back of her pants and massage her bum, and stroke her hair and ears with the other. Do miss that desu
>>216062601mad how this never happened until the OFCOM fine was ignored
mental how everyone hates them. literally everyone on earth besides some indians and a few geriatrtic yanks
хoчy кoпчёнoй pыбки
hoe mer or simp son?
>>216062641let her do it lad beefeaters just a bit naff our food was terrible
>>216062472white to movecheckmate in 2
>>216062598Haha haha hahahahhaahhhahhaa
>me when I tell girls I'm 5'10
fuck you i'm millwall
>>216062554>when we were (and I'm not making this up for meme value) eating a Charlie Bighams ready mealROARING
Spending my 21st birthday at Beefeater
>>216062694It's funny because it's true.
>>216062681knight c7 checkbishop d4 checkmate
>>216062639kind of mad the simpsons haven't done a parody of day of the locust in treehouse of horror or something
>>216062716wrong
>>216062554I think it's just what woman are like, always playing head games to be controlling since they can't really be physically controlling. Mine actually started crying after a tiny argument which I didn't care about, then messaged me the next day saying I could put up with her shite or break up with her. A while later she was coming round to get her stuff so I broke up with her and she got upset that I didn't want to work on the relationship and said it was my fault she was so negative and that she should have broken up with me ages ago, I treated her like shit when I was drunk etc. Made me feel like a right dickhead but I'm better off for sure. I do miss the sex though.
>>216062694don't think he said that
glod
>>216062733*yawn*
>>216062731if queen takes can just move white queen to a6its mate either wayand if queen blocks on b6 when you do bishop then can just takeeasy
>>216062676interesting how those demographics, boomers and jeets, are also the most pro-AI
A man has appeared in court in Dublin charged with sexually assaulting a 10-year-old girl who was in the care of the Irish Child and Family Agency, Tusla.The incident is alleged to have happened in the early hours of Monday morning.A 26-year-old man was charged with sexually assaulting the young girl at Garter Lane, Saggart, Co Dublin. The man cannot be named because of the Republic of Ireland's rules around sexual assault cases.The accused was granted free legal aid after the court was told he was not working.A defence solicitor requested an Arabic interpreter.
>>216062765your solution was wrong because the queen can block checkit's mate in 2 (TWO) not mate in 3
>>216062784
Godberg tossing me a couple Ws so i dont kms
>>216062803sad
>>216062677Этo кaл cынyля
>>216062745my chud son who sits on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE&
>>216062784mental how none of them speak english
watching this hasan stream
>>216062784leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>216062816How so
yo trump is demolishing the white house what the fuck
>>2160626811. Nb5 -> c7 (checks the king)2. ...Qxc73. Qc6 -> a6 (checkmates the king)
>>216060788In this cuckhole they banned sticky traps because they might hurt the poor rodents.
would happily marry nigella
a world of pussy, ass and boobs is out there
>>216062784He's gonna get given Judge Martin Nolan and he'll walk away with a suspended sentence. Guaranteed. Auld Noleyboy never misses a chance to save a nonce from prison time.
When you guys get a filling how bad do you find the pain? Reckon I'm a pussy
>>216062892owning the libs LOL!
>>216062930never had one because you see i brush my teeth
>>216062930depends how big he is
a world of puss in boots is out there
>>216062902>Qxc7doesn't have to do this, he can move the king to a7
https://youtu.be/orv_ynU0YiQSerious driver this
As someone who is autistic it's funny seeing 'autism' be the first listed motivator for suicide when I look up suicide on Wikipedia
>>216062944Yeah, I have no excuse. Never had the habit instilled in me, only started brushing in the last five years. This one was due to a wisdom tooth impaction so I feel somewhat unresponsible
why’s London range banned from image posting then
>>216062930nothing compared to an extraction, which noticably increased my pain threshold
>>216062982Starmer's orders
>>216062982prince andrew
negotiating a wank
>>216062930I just laid back with my right hand holding my left hand and clenched whenever it became painfulAfter a while the pain doesn't feel too bad though, you can handle it easily
>as someone who’s autistic Blah blah blah shut up luh nigga
>>216062988I had a rotten, infected, impacted wisdom tooth removed, and it was horrifically painful, but I was still sweating and shaking today when getting a filling.
>>216062930Injections in the jaw can be a bit sore, drilling can be a bit tingly if deep. Usually more sore the day after as you feel kind of bruised up in the jaw region. >>216062944Fucked up that gimmick tho didn't you lad
Enter the bone church
>>216062974well having autism might as well be the same as getting the death penalty
ktim
perhaps the ‘p posting is originating from London and it could be being used as part of a case to get the site banned
I need my dick sucked
>>216062982too many unsavoury types
>>216062982The Japanese lad in charge of the site hates London today
>>216063024Sounds like you have a higher tolerance than me. I don't declare my pain or ask them to stop, but I started sweating and my body shakes involuntarily. It's really embarassing
what are you on about? they give you an injection when you get a filling
>>216063035more like the boner church ami right haha
>>216063044It's all part of the botnetAlso some guy on kiwifarms thinks this about britpol but he seems a bit loopy
>>216063061Come here then
dua lipa
>>216062967um wrong sweetythe other white knight is already checking a7; the only viable move is Qxc7
>>216063098Sex
>>216063037reminds me of FS
>>216063095lick
>>216063034>gimmicki have never had a filling lad i always thought manky teeth were really disgusting so made sure i look after mine
>>216063073bone her church? i dont even now a single member of the congregation yet
>>216063072Still hurts like fuck m8
>>216063071All I can say is to lay back and think of something to distract yourself tbqhUnless there's anesthetic available, in which case go for that mayne
>>216063098good post. also, charli xcx
>>216063037>>216063109oh...screaming
>>216062930I went 20 years being underdosed on anaesthetic and basically felt everything, which you're not supposed to be feeling. I made it through every filling with barely a wince here and there. I got a proper dose starting a couple years ago and you feel literally nothing. The only issue is the strain at the side of your lips from holding your mouth open so long.
>>216063103it still doesn't workyou were right about my mistake though
back in the olden times when you turned 40 you could have gone to the pub and drank yourself to deathnow you're expected to start "living" by going hiking, attending sommelier classes and eating cheese discussing politicsit's all fucked kid
>>216063126your dentist must be shit because i never feel a thing
>>216063182>>216063182
>>216063184kek this is litearlly me!!!!!!!
>>216063024>>216063071You shouldn't be feeling anything during a filling. If you're feeling something, let them know. They'll give you another dose of local anaesthetic and you'll be sweet.
>>216063103because the queen is pinned to your king so you can't move it to a6
>>216063116You had a perfectly good chance to "you see" post and fumbled it lad, wind your neck in
>>216060743lol
>>216063157>>216063211
>>216063543you can't move your queen to a6 because it's pinned to your kingit's an illegal move
>>216063579that's because you're playing 3dwhereas I'm playing 4dxx
>>216063673there is a solution btw
