lovely nigella edish
tunehttps://youtu.be/I98VL_na2RE
where's the cornish lad? he went away for a work trip and hasn't come back since :(
dua lipa is an arsenal fanfor this reason, and this reason only, I will be cheering them on tonight
>In 2014, suicides rates amongst under-45 men in UK reached a 15-year high of 78% of the total 5,140.[43]women really can't suffer
i invented lolcats
forgot the post I had saved in my head for the new
>>216063024>>216063071Are you ginger? Or even just have ginger hair in your beard?
>>216063182Mental how the jannies ban MLP in literal seconds, but CP takes them a half hour
>>216063182SEXO
>>216063215genuinely wanna kill myself over it
rorke in £2k debt to klarna
>>216063247takes them a minute to rub one out before deletion
they should be allowed to post the ponies
>>216063240Nope, brown hair. I know that I am resistant to the effects of opiates also, but I'm aware lidocaine functions differently.
Dua Lipa’s two meat flaps leaking over my face
she gotta be the fittest woman alive rn
>>216063260think he's been killed
>>216063272thats true actually
i’m nearly twenty four years old and i still sleep with my favourite childhood teddy bears every night
>>216063306are you a girl? makes sense then
quite fond of the chinese girl at toil
Got another ubereats coming because they gave me a $25 off thingy
>>216063247once got banned for saying jannies dont delete cp on account of being nonces. that post, which got me banned, ended up directly underneath a russian flag spamming CP which wasn't deleted. couldnt write it>>216063281Just mention it to your dentist next time. Just tell them that the usual dosage leaves you feeling pain still and they'll fix it for you next time.
>>216063267>klarnanever used thiswhat's the advantage
>>216063297it's the clear nod to trannies that adds to her appeal
>>216063297fittest of all time I reckon/brit/ is a dua general
>>216063215>>216063260he said he injured his knee on steam
>>216063306ktim but 32
>>216063297i've got bigger tits than her
>>216063292whats happened here did the seat go up her vaginer
>>216063325you just dont pay all at once. gives birds the chance to spend above their means because they only lost a third of their pay instead of all of it.
When I got a filling I could still feel the bugger when he started drilling even after the injection so I freaked out and made him give me another one. Still felt it and just manned up and let him do what he had to do, don't reckon a third injection would have done much more. Didn't hurt at any point but it just freaked me out because I thought you weren't meant to feel shit.
>>216063334
you know who I like, 90s world music icon Enya
>>216063325makes you think you're spending less
>>216063335based
>>216063389Sail away, sail away, sail away
might get a pizza hut in and pay in 24 with klarna
DESPERATELY needing to do a big fat shite
>>216063366so you can earn interest on your savings before the final patyment? basically free money?
His Royal Highness, Sir Prince Andrew, Duke of York, Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order, Most Noble Order of the Garter
>>216063389a girl i shagged back when i was 19 was named after her
U.S army sending emails to my school email address
>>216063306hi
>>216063431based
>>216063436still don't know what he did
>>216063432did a monumental quantity of poo today me. reckon you could fill two tesco bags with the amount that came out of my bumhole.
I wonder if we'll have someone like Joseph Stalin in this century
>>216063474hi
>>216063495we’ve all been there
Gfberg being cute again she just won’t stop
>>216063389hell yeah niggai'm on that orinoco flow
>>216063495get it canned and get it sold lad
>>216063334Ah hope he feels better soon, poor lad
I'm actually a lot like John Lennon except I've never made any music and im not english
>>216063480he nonced. he is a nonce. noncing is his thing.
>>216063495corbritish lads' poo output is at an all time high, the line on the graph is the highest it is ever been!
>>216063503based xi and based putin
>>216063509
was speaking to a girl at work who said her cousin met her brother in-law (from brazil) during euroweek. that euroweek with all the young girls and the foreign men.somehow her cousin started dating her brother-in-law totally independent from her relationship and she didn't know until she saw her uncle and gran in the background of pictures, in her parents house.bloody grim what a mess
>>216063503We've had Putin for over 20 years mate
>>216063534mental. why did lizzy allow it
me when i have a thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYXa2yBF5ms
bag for life bags mind, not those little ones they put the meat in
who is the most influential fictional character in history?
haha wahey *nakedly handstands in the thread library and does a poo that flops out my arse and slides down my back to the floor*
>>216063561there's an app in iceland which was made purely to make sure you arent accidentally shagging your cousin, because the population is so small.
>>216063527literally me except I play the guitarvery much a 21st century Lennon, me
>>216063552>>216063560nigger cunt
>>216063527same i have a child i abandoned and yellow fever
>>216063586goku
>>216063586God.
>>216063586jesus
>>216063604
>>216063586odysseus
i find your claim that you could have filled two tesco bags for life with your excrement highly dubious
>>216063569didn't just allow it lad she bankrolled him paying several mil to one of his victims to make her go away
>>216063586Moses.It's not even close.Jesus, Muhammad, etc. all historically existed, but Moses didn'tGuess you could count God as well tbqh
someone hat them, do the needful
>>216063586homer simpson anyone who argues otherwise is a contrarian faggot
>>216063598that makes sense but in this case it was two polish women from the same family who ended up dating two brazillian men from the same family somehowthey seem to have a thing for brazillian men it's quite common
>>216063586spaki
rorke computer scientistsalan turingjohn von neumannclaude shannondonald knuthtim berners-leeleftypol computer scientistssteve jobsbill gatesmark zuckerbergelon muskjeff bezos
>>216063586unironically goku
>>216063686wasn't turing a gay nonce?
>>216063686>elon>leftypol
>>216063640it was several poos over the course of the day lad it just didn't stop coming. might have crept over into a third bag for life tbph
poor old blokeforced to huff his own fartsall because of woke
>>216063334hopefully his knee grows back (don't read out loud!)
>>216063702you’re 100% right but fuck off
>>216063686Diego computer scientistsTerry Davis
@216063686a retarded list you made only to gain (You)s, shan't grant you what you want
>>216063719elon isn't even a computer scientist
>>216063712yeah
>>216063722you must be 10 feet tall or have the gut of a large horse
listening to asmr
>>216063663your women love fucking anything that isn't polish.t. been to poland three times in the past year and got more attention in those 3 weeks than the past year at home
Mein Fuhrer... Steiner...
>>216063712and musk is a white supremacist. mong doesn't know what he's posting about.
Me and gf being a bit flirty over text tonight, told her if she doesn’t stop being cute I’m gonna give her a smacked bum when I see her tomorrow and she seemed to enjoy that
writing this down
>>216063783perfect amount of fat on her
>>216063772For me? Gina Carla
>>216063767look all i'm saying is i could have filled two tesco bag for life bags with today's poos and it's on you to prove me wrong
if i stopped time like bernard's watch could i still fly across the atalantic or should i wait until sabrina carpenter is in this country before doing it
>>216063790>Mein FuhrerI CAN WALK
>>216063772>>216063821Beaux ASMR clears
Why yes, I'm a stalwart Rorkist, how could you tell?
>>216063790Herr Kier Steiner
>>216063821You like her eating videos or what? She eats with her mouth open -- cor
juxtaposition of scenario
>>216063776not to cast aspersions or anything but i'm not polish either yet my wife is so that's not exactly a shocking fact
>>216063790mein fuhrer... die linke ist verruckt geworden
civic duty reminder
Eating lamb schwarma
report the BE flags posts they are extremely low quality
I reckon Steiner could have definitely linked up with Wenck's forces if he'd showed more ambition
playing the game where you get shown a picture of a man and woman of a certain ethnicity and you have to pick where they're from on the global mapI am an ELITE 10th prestige level racist btw. the flag is the actual location they're from and the other one is my guess kek
>>216063834What did your diet consist of over the last 24 to 48 hours to produce such a volume?Also how fat are you?
Give it to me straight, is 183cm short?
>>216063930king of manlets
>>216063930*gives it to you bent*
>>216063908Jannies are in on it
>>216063937I need to lick peanut butter off her tounge
>>216063937the fuck are they so joyous about?
>>216063921
>>216063937someone send these freaks flying
sir gay porner
Went to a very fucking pretentious restaurant today with mumberg
>>216063925alri GeoWizard
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>I am an ELITE 10th prestige level racist
Growing quite tired of short haired yellow-bellied sons of tricky dicky
burned 3200kcal but ate 3100kcal today
>>216063988*GrandWizardhehehe
>>216063979>pretentious>everything in paper pots
>>216063979ever shagged her
>>216063995You can't post that! You just can't!
>>216063995need to fuck her. why is she looking at me like that?
>>216063979up the arse?
>>216063729it's a fucking disgrace that. makes me sick seeing what this country's come to
>>216064003why not just see the yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye?
samuel
>>216064002actually mental how accurately racist I am. look at how pinpoint I am.
DO THIS
Actually, I'm not even wearing a G-StringActually, it's just a regular underwearAnd I'm wearing tight tights on top of the underwearAnd I'm wearing short shorts on top of the tight tights!
>>216064002Tfw Westphalian and have this phenotype
>>216064079thats a cute dog :3
>>216064079wallace and scromit
>open youtube>type cock and ball torture mr freeman>all the thumbnails are blurred by defaultwhat woke nonsense is this
>>216064079
already in bed haha
>>216064109think yourself lucky you would have to send youtube a photo of your id to watch those videos at all
gf said she dares me to giver her a smacked bum
>>216064079Praying this is AI, how did his balls stretch that far
>>216064141oh you having a little text conversation with the gf is it lad?
>>216063930How about I give it to you straight like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears
>>216064109this is what corpofacism looks like
Charles I enters the House of Commons
>>216064133going to bed after ive packed my bags
remigration is the easy option
>>216064111Better version - love this pic
look at this elite racism
>>216064138you can't escape it, the eu is going that way as well, you've just been given more time to figure out how to get around itat least i can still use vpns for now...right?
Nick Land is finally seeing the light of calvinism
could have swore this was hugo weaving
>>216063979>holding a fork like thatAlri tarqoid
67
>>216064109gotta turn off restricted mode or something
OFCOM has set its hounds upon us
UM x
>>216064176most impactful single moment in English history since 1066
>>216063937loathe this
>>216064170yes gf is coming over tomorrow and im going to bend her over something rotten
>>216064228hiiiiiii
>>216064211in the heat of lisbon
>>216064213i've had this account since 2006 why should restricted mode be on all of a sudden
>>216064176Charles III needs to do this one day randomly, just to make the spergs sperg out
>>216064238yeah having a little text convo? why dont you keep it there then?
>>216064221
>>216064192Jizz akh
Business idea: UberFeets, where a baddie delivers you her sweaty socks right after toil
Wish this was my life. Cals so lucky - Guernsey seems so comfyhttps://youtu.be/pR8Vp1Tst-M
>>216064272screaming he's walked right into that one
eating seitan and bean chipotle burritos in bed
just bummed a gay in the vagina
>>216064286name?
a pox on gf havers
>>216064272sc
I heard zoomers are seething they're incapable of watching feature length films anymore because short video formats like tiktok have hollowed out their brain. Can't retain basic information in a 2 hour long film so can't understand callbacks to earlier scenes, characters and dialogue so they're just sat there raging their tits off crying and confused
sex ALL of the foxes
>>216064272because she’s asking for a smacked bum and it’s going to be delivered
>>216064272Oof, someone call the undertaker, theres a bodied freak needing collecting
Thoughts?
>>21606429610/10 spot for fishing, around the headland you get some good crabs at the right time of year
>>216064342not reading this essay
>Jess Phillips is letting down grooming gang victims againlol
>>216064306people like you,find it easy,to bum a gahayhayhay,in the vagiiiina,don't bum a gay
>>216064342need to clockwork orange them (if legal age)
>>216064362grow up
>>216064342Had to watch the Sopranos twice for this reason, but my Gen X mate who watched it for the first time got confused about the same things as me. They don't really introduce Pussys handler properly, so you assume he's a made man for ages and it makes their conversations bloody confusing
>>216064342that what you heard is it?
>>216064346even the real ones?
>>216064356celtic beast
watching the new veitch
a mf like me WILL listen to Abbey Road everyday
goodnight forum UwU>>216064386seeeeeexneed to cuddle this
ate a whole can of refried beans between yesterday and todayfart factory is working like its a war economy
>>216064361Were you born there lad? How is it for work? Could a semi broke southern Englishman conceivably move there?
>>216064356have always wondered who did his hairdid he have the same barber all the way to the endwhat's the longest hair he ever haddid he ever think of switching it updid he ever grow a beardendless questions, have laid awake at night thinking about them
>>216064397Patriot.
>>216064199>It's realEuropeans can't make fun of Brits for this again.
the archbishop of canterbury is trans
>>216064363but think of the absolute boatload of votes she's just got jess philips, the woman of the muslim people
>>216064420Are you an actual German or just a lad on a VPN / residing in Germany
gf will enter my house and up to my bedroom we go, for shagging
>>216064429>Why don't you verify your age to watch porn?>Like we do in Germany
>>216064356bad bad man >:(
>>216064363good strong feminist is are jess. unfortunately, the terror of thinking someone might vexatiously accuse her of racism trumps those values
picking me nose and eating it
>>216064418Born here, lived between here and Jersey growing up but I actually live full time in Bristol. Yeah if you find a job, depends what you do. Accommodation is always the hardest part but a lot of places will help with that
>>216064425i could have saved John Lennon
Crying about the Online Safety Act again are you? Want children to have easy access to porn do you? Want to abuse and hijack old and out of date libertarian principles to justify your demented lifestyle wanking to japanese fart porn 4 times a day do you?
>>216064416i eat beans all the time and fart a healthy amountyou get used to it
>>216064455actual German but I lived in the uk for time so can manoeuvre my way through the culture
is all this really necessary
>>216064465>verify your age anonymously>send a picture of yourselfwords don't really mean anything to the authoritarian
>>216064480hope it bleeds
>>216064465What's the problem rorke? Thought you loved state-enforced morality
>>216064451is this meant to bea a bloke or a woman
>>216064482Must've been great growing up there. Is the job market much like here on the mainland? I've only got basic admin office skills, nothing technical.
Should I watch L O S T (2004)
meet the new archbishop of canterbury Malala Yousafzai
insecure little maggot in here that hypes up his own shite posts with replies oh my DAYSSS
only person i knew from the channel islands was a fat ftm named jayden that got sacked for being shit and lived with his ex "gf" to avoid being homeless.but that was jersey not guernsey so who knows. maybe the milk is different as well.
if greta thunberg played protest songs on guitar she'd be greta tuneberg
>between here and Jersey growing up
>>216064465it's bad that they're allowed to say "we don't store any of your data" to make it seem like your data is not being stored except it is stored by the providers they're using
>>216064519Was alright except for the lack of a good mix of people, island folk are fucking weird people and think they're the shit desuIf you have some basic admin skills you'll be fine (that's sarcasm, stay on your big rock, don't come to this little rock)
the good old days
Once knew a girl on Kik (12 years ago now) from the Falkland Islands - she had huge fucking tits and it was a joy to see them.
The Online Safety Act is vital to protect the next generation of young people turning in to the kind of mentally ill freaks that are on here. One day you'll grow up and understand the importance of protecting children from degeneracy. Nobody gives a fuck if it restricts your freedom. Freedom to do what? Wank? What the fuck are you talking about? Freedom is about rights to REAL THINGS like voting, protesting, not getting tortured. Wake up
>>216064616If she lost 10-15lb, got rid of the tattoos, and dyed her hair jet black and let it grow as long as possible, she would be my perfect woman.
>>216064619Truthnuke.
if someone rapes kier starmer, so what
Co-op reduced section was fucking stacked tonight. Pizzas, sausage rolls, scotch eggs, chocolate trifle. Based
>>216064619leave it on /r/unitedkingdom next time yeah
training an llm solely on historical /brit/ threads and then getting it to post here
>>216064619If protecting children from degeneracy was their primary concern they would ban every social media site that has a recommendation algorithm
>>216064658corr post your haul
>>216064658ah yes £5 for a pack of minstrels members price only what a steal
>>216064643also if she grew a willy
>>216064660yeah will you be waiting for it on there lad?
as always, lets give it a go
Raya mate what are you doing
cheeky early new>>>/hm/2687013>>>/hm/2687013
>>216064664not really in the same league is it
>>216064704i'll be waiting for you to fuck off
British equivalent of this?
>>216064704OH MY DAYSSS SENT HIM FLYING
>>216064723baby yoda
>>216064704sent that fudge packer back to his Reddit tab
>>216064662shouldn't you be out protesting that rape?
>>216064658>chocolate triflerank
>>216064704raped that bumder in his bumhole
>>216064718you think it's porn.com they're getting all the fucked up shit?
brill wank then
dipping pom bears into sweet chilli sauce
>>216064704gassed him and sent him packing
just seen the biggest done him of the day
>>216064817tekkers
how does one get weed these days, localbitcoin is shut
>>216064856hang around schools in a big trench coat
>>216064856pet rock uses local coin swap
new mcdonalds items tomorrow
>>216064899this the crimbo stuff or too soon?
>>216064356good lad
>>216064896want these bints to get blasted to the ground by some kind of powerful explosion
>>216064896not a fucking FAN!
>>216064856Just walk to the local weed shop they're selling ounces for 30 quid
>>216064923
>>216064890if only 190 was actually here. /brit/ needs a known strongman like an Arab country or the little underlings run riot (which is happening now)
>>216064899burger with a slightly different bun is it?
>>216064899heard theyre bringing out chilli smeg bites
>>216064931cor, just what I need to see
We're so fucked
>>216064938yeah ur mums flaps brand spanking new on the menu
Leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
>>216064899don't bother with the shaker chips they're shite
>>216064938big tasty variant #45892
>>216064957Get off the internet and go outside Rorke
>>216064957Based youngsters
>>216064960NAHHHHHHHHHH HES GONE
>>216064938a pineapple mcspicy for one
i baked blueberry muffins on sunday and only me and a neighbour and her gf have been the ones to eat themone sits getting stale on my kitchen table, uneatenevery day it sits there is a fresh wound in my heart
i will now perform my pooing my pants dance
>>216065015scream
>>216065015*throws a quid into your outplaced hat*
why would a totalitarian regime bother hosting weird events like the long walk or the hunger games
>>216065055totalitarian regimes have carried out death marches in real life
>>216065055pain au chocolats and circuses
>>216065055to control the populace
Lampard's Coventry City doing well
>>216065093>>216065093
all the lads saving their posts for the new x
>>216065092there are easier more effective ways (you live in it)
>>216065133not me
watching a jenny nicholson
>Trump: "Somebody said, 'You are the third-best president in the United States -- this was on television -- third best.' Who are the first two? George Washington and Abraham Lincoln…. They didn't put out eight wars. We put out eight wars!"
i will never in good faith earnestly respond to a blue and yellow flag
>>216065181good lad
>>216065181you have a problem with the swedes?
>>216065166blud’s his own biggest fan
>>216065181Palau on suicide watch
>>216065181they have to be CIA. everyone of them is like pls tread on me blackrock, let me suck your blackcock
t
>>216065181why not?>>216065133ktim
>>216065198>>216065216that's pushing itsituation shall be monitored closely and with grave concern
>>216065225bad pic
How do women know what size penises they've shagged then? Are they out there with a ruler measuring before shagging or what
Lil kodak they dont wanna see you winnin They wanna see you in a penitentiary
>>216065231grandparents who lived during the war had the following opinions:the germans were badthe russians were worsethe ukrainians were the worstand they still wave bandera flags and praise him while living in polandthey're allowed to revere him, just not here okay thxbai xx
watching the perfect neighbor(sic)
>>216065276depends
>>216065276archimedes principle
>>216065276It’s pretty easy to eyeball the size of a wilkins, or anything around that size. I would say women slightly overestimate size though, my ex thought I had an 8 in her and I’m only 7 aha
>>216065295tbf “ukraine” as something other than the borderland of russia is originally your fault
when you're chewing on life's gristledon't grumblegive a whistle :)
>>216065347i'm british and had no part in it
>>216065355>>216065355
