Alaska birds edition
Yorkshire independence NOW
they openly admit that mass immigration is a punishment
im getting nowhere in lifeI set tasks and I just don’t do themI’m such a loser
nowt wrong with eating maccies 4 times a week
>>216065355that's a big birb
>>216065393funny thing is the class responsible for imperialism are the ones forcing immigration on everyone
Having a cheeky Aperol Spritz
Glory to the Queen she's hot I want to fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO14VSx74MU
>>216065430spaino! :D
rorke octospazzing a nestle 8 pack variety pack
It's high time that Brits abolished the monarchy
>>216065393Yes and English people are also migrants now
>>216065393Alexander de Pfeffel openly said the other day that the country admitted an extra 1.5m people over three years simply to retard wages relative to inflation. Sat there and explained it quite happily, a big grin on his face, knowing full well no kind of consequence will ever befall him for it, as 99.99% of people are too stupid to understand what he's mocking them for.
SCARED, POTTER?!
tell you one thing I’ve noticed, those tall skinny, blue eyes and blonde haired scandi boy types get MAD play when you’re abroad. Med girls, brown girls, Americans, South Americans, Asians. All them go crazy
where did it all go so wrong
women eh
>>216065441I think he’s the other spain flag poster
yeah you know what, my life ain’t so bad
>>216065430honestly never enjoyed one of them properlywas in tuscany two weeks ago and it was fine, but nothing compared to a poretti
>>216065484
>>216065484can't live with them.............
>>216065433
>>216065456she looks like michelle otter (the fit tranny) but chinese
>>216065296with binoculars or are they close enough to be seen well enough with the naked eye>>216064266he's not up to the job, i should get a job at buckingham palace and groom prince george of wales to be a right propah rorke who disbands parliament>>216065441is that the genuine spaino people go on about?>>216065460the women care more about blue eyes and the men care more about the blonde hair but this is true, even my light brown hair is considered blond here actually
>>216065492love love LOVE r/malegrooming and r/bald
>>216065492mad how little agency some people think they have
Why are Pokémon game so shiiiiiiit Please Pokémon company I know you don't give a shit but can't you just put about 5 or 10% more effort in? I'll take it. Just give me 5% more effort
Leftypol... Ohhhhh leftypol.... Want to address this one buddy?
>>216065490spaki used to post pictures of his drinks and dogshit food so i reckon it’s you actually
>>216065528It's for children lad might want to take the hint
>>216065526Only agency you should be worried about is the National Crime Agency finding your harddrive
The Aperol Spritz comeback one of the better things of the 2020s so fsr
breaking badthe tequila scenenot great forcing it down
>>216065526What does that mean
>>216065492would you say he looked more like chaim topol or eli wallach?
>>216065539Leftypops wanking to this
on my third beer despite having toil tomorrow, what am I like
https://bflix.sh/movie/silver-linings-playbook-99249/
>>216065594not a chance in hell
>>216065593before i pass judgement, what strength?
>>216065559barely any alcohol in it. fake woke bollocks. imagine paying £10 for 20% alcohol diluted with sparkling water
>>216065559Agreed but gotta be picky where you order them, they’re dogshit in Spoons for example, 90% sparkling water
>>216065545No it isn't
>>216065492the hands of some kind of ape
>>216065626Yes it is Wokeypops
>>216065594my screen just went orange
>>2160656066.6%
>>216065593fookin alky cunt aren't ye lad
toil on the morrow! Where has the evening gone..
>>216065559Mumberg always drinks this shiteand no, before you ask, never fucked her, never thought about fucking her and I've never done or thought about any of the other sordid things you'll think to ask
>>216065638Shut up my hands are like that
>>216065649ok, that's enough thenno more
>never thought about fucking her
>>216065667but leffe tastes good>>216065652only because toil is so grim
Thoughts on RBRS?
thoughts on TOIL??
Green Party membership: appliedBOSH
alrite lads
>>216065751grow up
>>216065751are Zack obliterated Robert Preston
Have any of you fine gentlemen ever defecated in public?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
if we’re talking cocktails, i’ll have a NIGroni. let the g linger. pure alcohol. real rorke man’s drink
need a new hobbyany suggestions?
Why did our fascist party have a lightning bolt logo
>>216065751you have to do an overnight induction at his flat
Sir Football Hooligan
>>216065751Here's your card mate
>>216065788well i have been feeling self conscious about my small breasts lately
>>216065787I don’t know but it makes me want to vote for it
>>216065788
I can recommend an album that would appeal to everyone in /brit/, especially the rorkes
ziedbelg runs /brit/
>>216065788would
genuinely unfunny freaks in here tonight
>>216065499you can keep her, just send English rose my way
>>216065787Fascism - 100 Questions Asked and Answered by Mosley6. What does the flash and circle mean ?This is our modern symbol which belongs exclusively to British Fascism. It portrays the flash of action in the circle of unity. National action can only come from national unity, which in its turncan only come from Fascism that ends the strife of Parties.
Sir Dean Windass
>>216065835i'll be brewing the hot chocolate soon to take to bed
>>216065802i look like that and my name is jane smith
>>216065751faggot
>>216065830Why did the turkey cross the road?It was the chicken's day off!
>>216065726Better than doing nothing just wish it was more lax. Can show up on time and do what must be done but nothing more unless im being compensated handsomely. Hate the indignity of application and interview toil, hate hate hate the "fast paced workplace" and maximizing efficiency for shekleberg. I am a human bean, a thoughtful man, not some slavebot
>>216065726I'm actually enjoying toil at the moment, I get on well with most of my colleagues and we have a laughdecent amount of qts about too which helps
>>216065855good idea i have some too
>>216065874pee esc sea
Had the last two days off from toil, almost forgot the feeling of dread. At least it'll only be a three day week, and I've got the latter three days of next week off too. Wish I had more to do with myself, want to learn how to use my DSLR but I'm fat and creepy looking.
Predictions, lads?
>too many requests
>>216064356Sir Adolf Schicklgruber
>>216065776excellent poo seal
>>216065858drop your disability card sweetheart?
>>216065855I'm on the Whorelicks myself
nigors
>>216065787mad how them singaporean buggers to itfair play to them, did them a lot of good
Rorke be like thisFarage funded by Russia: I sleepPolanski something something boobs: outrageous!
>>216065665Had a maths teacher in high school with hands like that. All the kids called him "hairy hannies"
>>216065940god that's so fucking hot
drives me mad when my gf kisses my willy
>>216065944the open borders thing is probably more of a concern for rorke
>>216065940ktim except i have a penis
>>216065897this befuddles the southerner
>>216065874its not the chickens job to cross the road is ithe does it for free, because hes full of joie de vivre
>>216065940Why does he have two penises
skinny people never take food to bed
>>216065951honestly lad the avatars are the hottest thing about most of themgodspeed to that perv
Sir Tit Hypnotiser
nomnmnm half a baguette
sleepydiepio
anyone remember Your Party? What was that all about then
>>216065977Why did the turkey cross the road?The chicken sold him his joie de vivre to pay off a Wonga loan!
I live in a former council house in Chester and all three of my flatmates are Boriswavers - two Nigerians and an Indian. My landlord is a Chinese lady who I don't think even lives in this country. My rent takes up 30% of my income and every year my taxes increase.Such is the life of a Nick, 30, in modern day yookay.
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE ERITREA
only fat people mess at the table
I've noticed he doesn't seem to want to post the mice anymore ngl
logging off and off to bed.up early for toil and then will probably up til the wee small hours shagging the gf senseless, until next time x
>>216066013jezza corbs sperging out as per x
My dad went on a rant about how the job market wasn't that bad and how zoomers are retarded to now begging me for money
>>216066015you cant sell joie de vivre, thats the whole point
>>216066037Janny has him cowed. Domesticated if you will.
>>216065976Who's your team, lad?
>>216066063It's not fair
at the end of the day.... something idk finish it off for me lads
>>216066074It's very fair.
>>216066075goals win games
>>216066029had a nigerian lad in work who LOVED his canned fishwas always scranning it at his desk no matter how badly it smelledonce came back at lunch from one of his ethnic shops with a live crab he whacked in the fridge and had it stinking it out for the rest of the day until he took it home
>>216066082Mad how he's more patriotic than rorke
>>216066062shan't be engaging with you any more, bloody spoilsport
Actually I wanna know if the job market in the UK is worse than America
>>216066094AND THERE WE GOthank you ladArsenal 1-0 Atleti
>>216066030eritrean lass at school started fancying me after i barged open the door to the toilets once and her friend was on the other side of it and I sent her flying, odd to to make you fancy a lad over
>>216065751>Green Party>Look inside >Few Green policies. Filled with Islamists and Transexuals.
>>216066101He’s based
>>216066082he looks like a turk who's had the cross hammered into his mouth by the superior shaft of a crusading anglo knight in 1272
srry, I dont know which pony I am
>>216066102Why did the turkey cross the road?because the chicken called him a spoilsport
>>216066119Yeah it's not that kind of green party.
got the JAV loaded
>>216066149
Ash Sarkar is in love with me it's really cute
>>216066131Not allowed to mock other’s appearances without posting your own face mate sorry
Right that's the 'ween costume sorted then
>Not allowed to mock other’s appearances without posting your own face mate sorry
>>216066143pinkie
>>216066172You need help
Thoughts on Sir Keir Starmer desperately trying to bring violent football hooligans into the UK
>>216066172She’s mid now saw her on tv the other day she’s gone all fat
>>216066182his arm and hand skin look like roe deer fur
can’t take so called leftists seriously when they start shilling for NATO and parroting neocon propaganda. why don’t you just take it to its inherent conclusion and start shilling for israel
Bro let’s go out this weekend, there’s a crazy event happening. There’ll be a ton of chicks. Let’s just go have fun and let go a little.Yeah… that ain’t my kind of fun. You know what’s fun for me? Waking up early, hitting the gym, spending time with my creator, building the life I desire, and more importantly, becoming a better version of myself every damn day
>>216066159this picture goes hard
>>216066099Oh god don't get me started on the smell. One of the Nigerian fellas was meal prepping for the entire month the other day and you could legitimately smell our house from up the street.
>>216066029
>>216066029>My rent takes up 30% of my incomewoah bloody billionaire over here
>>216066219and 16 hours of /brit/ a day stuck in there somewhere
please don’t talk about your jobs or working because it makes me feel insignificant due to my neet status
I miss Jasper days...
>>216066219pray up brotha
>>216066226>you could legitimately smell our house from up the streetenough about your showering habits, what was he cooking?
I wonder why do a lot of people born before 1985 act so retarded >Owning a home is easy it's just that you guys don't work hard enough >You are all just lazy job market has always been tough you all are spoiled >You all should basically work internships that pay nothing and no I won't support you
may as well shave my head
cant open webbums on 4chan atm.
>>216066273some lad here was sad he had to go back to work next week while I'm here envying that
>>216066302Fuck off
Got pic-related for Halloween. Going out clubbing as well on Friday. Can't wait to be the meeting point because my costume is noisy and ~7 feet tall.
a demon ran by my window wtf
had a nigerin in my science class in year 9 and he smelt like bins was a nice lad though just stinky
WELLLLLLLLLLWELL ITS THE BIG SHOW
I remember when Amer wasn't satisfied enough with sexually harassing an innocent woman and making her life hell. He had to also assume her identity and BECOME her. She couldn't even have her own name or identity. Amer just had to take that away from her too.A disgusting individual. Good riddance to him.
>>216066316>Halloween>clubbing>meetingfuck off
>>216066310Facts They don’t know how lucky they are
>>216066329a magpie sat on my window sill today :3
my Halloween costume except it's from Amazon so it's a very shitty imitation
>>216066356whatever happened to him?last i heard was that rice incident in japan
>>216066302Weirdest thing about them is how they all hate their wives/husbands. Why did they marry eachother if they hate them so much
>>216066349which bin? the black one?
>>216066356what happened to him anyway? i heard he stopped being a tranny but that’s it
>>216066316Me when I lie on the internet>>216066358You believe him? LOL
>>216066356where is he now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmALancashire born and bred
pony carvery
I want t go lucid dream into the internet
Hopefully he's in prison
>>216066404was expecting a fred dibnah video
>>216066404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwdSIvWpo0
>>216066394guffaw
*enters birt*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2hhYSmcLlg
>>216066443whats funny mate
>>216066358It's a work do. Have no friends you see, but my colleagues don't need to know that yet aha
BRITAIN HAS NO MEN!
>>216066469UmI'm a manIn BirtainKnow your role, and shut your mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9B2vwYBAbE
I must smell her farts.
there's no money in staying under your covers watching the leaves change colours
>Birtain
Gone for an autumn walk with mumberg. Dont care if im judged
Gyokeres
Last night the great elf Galadriel appeared to me in a dream and she told me that I must do a poo in my trousers.
>>216066356they do that oftenskinwalk the women who wouldn't ever love themthe mind of the incel simply must be studied for future generations to learn from
Ever see a woman so beautiful and peng that you are somehow unattracted to her? How is that even possible
>>216066496i know her if you want me to get in touch and arrange something?
when you lads fancy a wank but are brit posting do you pause the posting until completion of the wank or pause the wank at points to return to the brit auditorium?
going to bed under my covers ^.^
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLWHAT THE RORKEIS COOKING
love me ASMR
>>216066526I run to my bed, jump on to it and start furiously wanking in prone position
>>216066518its because of knowing you'll never shag her, which makes you sad. so your brain associates her with sad feelings which makes you not want to think/see her AKA be unattracted to her
hope you lads cut your halftime oranges today
>>216066387Usually what happens is this they find each other both attractive and marry then they when the relationship starts getting rocky they add a kid so it saves the marriage but it makes it worse
>>216066551shot my spunk cannon to frivvi making ear licking noises last night desu
>>216066526Had a good few wanks while posting here me
this will be what brits see when trying to access 4chanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gYu-Q3_288
>>216066571too busy painting a fence
what was this shit all about then? why did they do it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_financial_crisis
>>216066603that’s real britain
sex with women of legal age
>>216066559ktim
>>216066506knew you'd be posting a bradders with a greentext pointing out the typo as per usual
>>216066595No it won'tYou live in a fanciful world where nothing is true
>>216066621we never recovered from this btw
>>216066621banks were writing checks their asses couldn't cash
boggy in 'ere laaa?
based paddys going to war to cleanse themselves of the biomass
imagine fucking mousey in his tight little bum
I reckon there are at most 10 people who frequent /birt/ these days, I for one switch my posting style around to add confusion to the mix
Can't wait to see what happens when the AI bubble pops
>>216066621for a laugh weren't it
>>216066679>tightchance would be a fine thing
>>216066641shut the fuck up
Call me Ishmael
>>216066681More likely around 18
>>216066707alri spaino
>/birt/
Why is ChatGPT such a fucking keeno"I'll get right on it! do you want me to break it down further? happy to be of assistance!"have a fucking day off you nerdy little jobsworth
>>216066690It really is a scam isn't itglorified search engines producing spam
>>216066690Neo-China arrives from the future.Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.Retro-disease.Nanospasm.
>>216066681reckon a small portion of people make up most of the posts tbf
>>216066725Stopped reading thereThe cover clearly stated his name was Herman
>>216066732kek this tbqhutterly DESPISE how it ALWAYS asks follow-up questions and it's such a fucking keen little gaylord
glod
saskia teague's tonsil stones
>>216066732mines better than yours because mine likes me
Never used ChatGPT
>>216066755Imagine putting it in a robotic sex doll."Could you suck me off?""Yes! Would you like me to rim your anus at any point during?"
make the new /birt/
>>216066772is this you asking chatgpt to come up with /brit/ posts?
>>216066769amazing woman
What was the name of the poor girl whose identity Amer stole again? I remember Amer and his nickname Ribena, but I can't remember the poor girls name
ChatAGP
>>216066804Monica
Sir Chat Starmer
incredible how much the overton window shifted on migration this year
The pakis got their hands on some fucking loud fireworks for divali this year bloody hell
>>216066804Tuppence
>>216066832mad how britain seems one of the tamer countries still
300 posts in. Has to be. Look at the drop in posting rate... Maybe even bump limit reached...Okay, bake new now.FUCK ME
>the overton window
might grow a Mosley moustache aha x
>>216066804Monica and he gave himself the surname White because at the time he was LARPing as a white nationalist for some reason
>>216066866>FUCK MEalright
>>216066886poley if he was a proper lad
>>216066877>There's something in the dark!>all around you the evil beasties bark>take up you swords and charge into the abyss>a world without pakis our only wish(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE>See something in the distance, there's no turning back>Could be a paki or some kinda chink or black>Nigger stabs you in the bowel>Don't you throw in the towel(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE>You swing your blade and sunder the coloured head>The invader rendered dead>The tide is turning, fighting high and low>Your passion burning, only a million more to go(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE(chorus)>FIGHT,>MAN OF WHITE>FIGHT>MAN OF WHITE
https://4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Official_/int/_How_to_Learn_A_Foreign_Language_Guide_Wiki
>>216066877I inadvertently ended that arc by messaging him on kik and promising to meet him for his birthday, I never turned up. He spent the entire day sobbing about it on /britfeel/ and got home and his parents were nice to him so he started hating white people. Sometimes feel bad about it but then I remember he's a nonce.
>>216066886when the grooming gang get suspended sentences
do women like cock pong
>>216066732if you dont have your chatgpt talking like a victorian maid you arent going to make it
>>216066886Guy next to him is fucking fed up
so that's the grooming gang inquiry down the shitter. yet another thing this government has arsed up
>>216066911>kikpeople are still using kik???
>>216066886
>>216066911
>>216066960it was years ago now, I think he was turning 26 or 28
>>216066952I only use for answering random questions, not as a companion to talk to like you, fucking melty wetwipe
>>216066971love this bradley tbqhvery forceful and commanding
FLANNEL is such a funny word!
Fight, man of white!
>>216066732cant stand when it tells me how good my question was. If it's shite or mid just tell me so i know im not about to go down the wrong path
>>216066983me too mate calm down
>>216066886hes on gear
>>216066971what
making chat gpt address me as the maid
Rorke’s gone too far this time
tried cocaine once and it was shite. basically just a strong coffee but it makes your mouth and nose feel all weird. will stick to beers you junkies
>>216066808>>216067042all (You)
gf FORCES me to cum inside her I’m sick of it
>>216067055clearly had shit gear then mateor just didn't do enough lines
the national front
>>216067053Wagwan you melon kmt
>>216067063she wants you to spend your qi empty, that shrew! (excuse my language)
>>216067068>shit gearYou don’t talk like this in real life
>>216067063@grok is this rape?
>>216067098I do with British people
>>216067068i didn’t do much tbf but i got a feel for it
what is the point of kik
>>216067118noncery i think
>>216067111You are not German
just made a Reddit post, it might be controversial and downvoted but I've learned to live with the down-sides and roll with the tide
>>216067130yes I am
might cum in kira cousins
>>216067155>>216067155>>216067155
>>216067118grooming kids from what i understand
>>216067118kik was so good years ago, had such a fun feel, discord just isn't as good
>>216067162FUCKED IT
>>216067162getting fucking sick of you mate
>>216067162no thread title? double-u tee eff mate???
>>216067157You aren’t
>>216067195the intentional gag here is that it simply isn't the new at all, the lack of a subject is the point.highly droll.
>>216067190spaki nonce posting on display
>>216065355>>216065355
well?
>>216067317i think this is it
*twiddles my thumbs and looks around expectantly*
>>216067227why's that
the new>>216067155>>216067155>>216067155dont fucking complain
don’t bother making one just go bed
>>216067351>no edition>no subjectNo fucking thank you
>>216067323>>216067323In here lads
some fucktard linked this in the non-new>>216067323>>216067323>>216067323
>>216067342you're a fan of the paedo app
>>216067378how's it a paedo app
