good morning especially for you beautiful janny sisters
>>216077959we're so back
BAKED POTATO CHANGED MY LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg
doesn't a jacket potato take about 4 hours to cook though
why did david tennant become such an insufferable leftypol faggot
>>216077989Are you retarded?
>>216077991being destroyed by Capaldi as the definitive Nu-Who GOAT broke him
>>216077945>>216077956It was about 11pm zone 2 london
>>216078012sounds fine to memight have been bussable
>>216078007i always liked matt smith more than tennant if i'm honest, tennant was the more popular of the two back in the day but i could tell he was a wrongun
I had a chinese friend at school and his parents wouldn't let him bring white people to their house but nobody wants to talk about that
uber driver once told me to cancel the ride and pay him in cash so we both saved money on a £60 drive from the airportuber ended up charging me a £20 cancellation fee so I ended up paying more lmao
jannBVLLS aren't sissies
I will never go on a busIt’s beneath me
>>216078028yeah i like Matt Smith more as well. And Ecclestone
just had an expresso
>Foreign nationals are making nearly 1.9 million benefit claims, according to official estimates.>A further 1,479,000 benefits claims were made by foreign-born individuals who now hold British citizenship>Some 30 per cent or 580,000 of all claims were made by foreign nationals who had arrived in the UK as a dependant or family member. Nearly two thirds of these claims (61 per cent) were made by non-EU nationals.Everyone knew the pakis imported wives were just lounging around on the dole and now the stats are there to prove it
utterly detest this new youtube look wtf
>>216078030k
>>216078030she looks better on the left
>>216078058never understood covering the screen with controls. why not put them UNDER the video like every other media player in existence.
>>216078007>>216078028>>216078051If anyone but Ecclestone is your favourite you're reddit I'm sorry but that's just how it is
>>216078058Why cry to us? Tell them directly you boring coward.
>>216078048this used to be me and I would taxi everywhere but there are literally no white taxi drivers here anymore and I would rather support our public services than the immigrant industry
>>216078030ive never found chinese hapas look beautiful
>>216078073formula 1 is reddit now sorry but these days you're not getting away with it
>>216078072Use your brain for once and you'll work out whyThick cunt
>>216078073Tom Baker is my favourite actually
>>216078101rattled
>>216078101You're too much of a spastic for me to try to explain this.
boner time yes it is boner time yeslet us all get erections
Reading Youth @ Cardiff
>thick cuntimagine being this angry at 9am oh my days
had a 1.66kg roast chicken last night, probably the best yet, pretty much just bones remaining
>>216078128arr rook the same
ello fathah
that man Gordon who plays for newcastle is one of the ugliest lads i've ever seen no offense to him
>>216078128>Reading youth>not a book in sight
>>216078128Are these football ultras?
Whats going on here then
>>216078160no im not
>>216078167Is google broke?
>>216078134looks like a bame cooked that lad, won't be able to taste the chicken now
stroking my penile proboscis
>>216078134looks goodwould destroy/10
>>216078202catberg
>>216078188It didnt give me a definitive answer
>>216078167They tried to move the goalposts of the enquiry so they could avoid talking specifically about gangs of muslim men raping white girls
>>216078167civil servants trying to manage the inquiry while the victims involved want it to do other things
>>216078199makes no sense
>>216078167The government who didn't want the inquiry in the first place surely wouldn't deliberately mess it up would they?
>>216078128Make this photo black and white and say it's from 1983 and loads of old fellas would jizz over it
might start my own inquiry. not saying what it's about yet but if you want to be involved let me know
>>216078230>>216078232Labour can't even do a cover up well
i legit had a policewoman tell me i can't say "pakistani" any more when i reported by neighbour a few years ago things are even worse now
>hundreds of thousands of careworker dependants >all on the dole>In YOUR town/village Will this go down as the worst immigration policy ever concocted?
gfberg is away again and I've drank beer and eaten shit every night since saturday and it's really beginning to feel grim nowhow did I do this for years
>>216078258nah Japan's opening of the gates to India will be much worse
>>216078267ktimsoon as she's out the door i got the takeaway, booze, fags, and porn on
enjoying a Coca-Cola tm with Kupuno
>>216078055About 10% of Pakistan's GDP is remittances. Like $37 billion.
is he incel chat?
YN dont know his BIDMAS
get the young fitties posted
>>216078255Well how do you know they are Pakistani not Indian etc
>>216078258Mental how being poor and brown means you can come to the UK and sit around doing nothing and the state will pay you but if you are white and from a western country you must have all sorts of credentials and pay a hefty visa fee and NHS surcharge
>>216078275bidmas is literally the first thing you learn in arithmetic the fuck is wrong with these mongs
>>216078310um
>>216078313because i know him? because he's a pakistani immigrant?
>>216078310alri boggy lad
been sneezing loud enough to disturb the neighbhours after that piss. must had drank and sniffed up some pollen there
>>216078240it stinky penis time
for me it's bodmas
>>216078310Always the burger and canny flags posting the noncery. "Not on!" if you ask me.
Jemma, aged 15, was last seen in Kirrawee about 11.30pm yesterday (Tuesday 21 October 2025).
for me it's biomass
right who opened a pack of skips and can i have one
>>216078285ktimmersbut I feel like shit now and I've got until sunday to go, maybe need a night or two on the wagon
>>216078376she'd get it
>>216078376Mental and makes the mind boggle doesn't it
>>216078392right well she wouldnt would she because she is only 15 years old
>>216078369Fuck you stupid fucking prick fuck you lad what the fuck is bodmas its bidmas fuck you I hate you why do you call it so wrongly its bidmas you soft cunt
technically everyone is an incel before they lose their virginity
>>216078376i can save her
>this is misleading >proceeds to explain it's true Why are they like this?
>>216078424don't think 8 year olds are "involuntarily" celibate you fucking nonce case
How can you make your personality around it being involuntary when its perfectly legal mind you to go get yourself some for pay if you dont fancy a few nights at a club.
>>216078444big can of the creep threads on /gif/
Mass redundancies at work supposed to happen on 31 October and still no one has a clue if they are going or not and who the new management will be, it can't be legal
got the mullvad on iykyk
well that's lance lachlan done then
>>216078455bit early for cans
>>216078436They are genuinely mindbroken and retardedsame logic that they 'pay' for motability cars themselves because it comes from their advanced pip allowance
>>216078444looks a bit young
>>216078455The big can?
horrible vile cunt me
Quiet today
>>216078520i'd say too old
:)
toilbergs on her periodcan smell it
i never drink... wine
openreach man gave a fucking 5 hour time slot
>>216078587he's done you
negative thoughts about the government are back
any party rockers (reform voters) in house this morning!!
>>216078559i know exactly what you meani always thought periods smelled like rotting fruit without the sweetness
>>216078600pack it in lad. Keirs cross at /int/ already, told us he'd get thread shut next week
any party rorkers (reform voters) in house this morning!!
>party rorkersthat's a good one
>>216078587Tradies live by their own time mate, deal with it
watching this italian bint valentina nappi get her arse ate
Old dried wankstains in me trousey
Thinking about Vince McMahon unironically telling a woman she needed three BBCs in all her holes
>>216078590that he has>>216078648ive got no choice
>>216077959love munching on tomatoes vines me, love the taste of chlorophyll
>>216078632Rorke votes for the Yorkshire Party
>>216078587Worst one I had was waiting all day for someone from British Gas to arrive, only for him to turn up, not even attempt to ring my doorbell, get back in his van and attempt to leave. I got a text from British Gas saying I'd missed the appointment because I wasn't home and he was right there on my driveway. Went outside to say I'm here and he just shrugged his shoulders and said can't mate cancelled it now and the fuckers tried to charge me too. Spent all evening on the phone with the cunts until they relented. Never used them again.
i cry with my little japs eye
need the heptarchy back with bretwalda from wessex
seen virgin lad on the train to work someone got on and made him give up his seat lmao he skulked off
Why doesn't the government just cut spending rather than increase taxes?
>>216078695bro is a caterpillar
i'd like to drink some poison just to see what it's like
might start wearing those round-ish glasses that were popular in the 90s so i can look like canadian rapper snow
Was in Italy this weekend just gone and needed a shit, went to the toilet in this cafe and when I got out this boomer irish woman was stood there like a wife with a rolling pin and started laying into me because there was a big queue of her and her grey haired friends all waiting to use it lol. Didn't accept my genuine apology and stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door. Stand by the door perhaps instead of the middle of the cafe? Stupid cow.
tradieberg
>>216078787For me it was the double bridge glasses that were popular in the 80s
>>216078815very noncey
INFORMERYA NO SAY DADDY ME SNOW ME I GO BLAMEI LICK HE BOOM BOOM DOWN
>>216078690cor
>>216078716pisstake. give them nurses wages i say
tired of suffering. might make someone else suffer to cope
>>216078794did they have a bidet in the toilet?i like them in hotel rooms but i would never use a public bidet
>>216078826For some reason lots of American serial killers wore them, they were obviously the chud glasses of the time.
>>216078802:3
>>216078794>started laying into meooof madone hope you shagged her arse
>>216078855not the same style
>>216078716British Gas are fucking terrible I had so many issues with them, never ever use them.
this breakfast is so fucking shit i cant be arsed
>>216078815>>216078855one of the early comedy videos on youtube was on this topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY
1488
>>216078787>>216078815r8 my chudcel glasses
mad that the charity shop scope was called 'national spastics society' until 1994"yeah love just popping down the road to the spastics society"
>>216078879loved this nigga back in the day
>>216078894Interesting colour, these are mine
>>216078898leftypols bird
>>216078914only pic i could find of the frames, mine are gold but with tortoiseshell ear thingies
who's your favorite transformer lads
>>216078898corrr bitches like this are amazing in bed
>>216078879lmao this guy in 2025 would be crucified
i don’t think you realise how much of the industrial revolution was spearheaded by immigrants and foreign workers
>>216078914very, very rorke
>>216078938i don't watch chinese cartoons sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiwODsDtkwOne of the absolute all-time classic YouTube 2000s skit vids imo, they tried to bury it in the search results but it's back to the top now
>>216078914based hugo boss wearer i rock the tortoiseshell myself
>>216078951and it's been a disaster for the human race, coincidence?
>>216078665BUT EVEN FARTHER
infoooooormerdbdb dbd bdbdbd dbdb dbdlicky boom boom down
>>216078967based tortoiseshell enjoyer
my party trick is that i can sing all of informer by snow without stumbling over the lyrics, unless i'm drink, which i obviously will be if i'm at a party
out for brekkie with mumberg lads x
had tortoiseshell glasses once this lad took them off me in a pub to try them on and never gave them back, i called the bouncer on him and the bouncer didn't do shit. everyone laughed while i had to go home without glasses.
>>216078773
>>216079026>drinki meant drunk, sorry lads i'm drunk
Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage
>>216078879bad do when Everyday Normal Guy lyrics are literally me
>>216078952leftypol glasses
>>216078871licky bum bum down
>>216079030Everything there is fucking RAW
>>216079054leftypol is desperately trying to fear monger its so pathetic
>>216078939but the smell...
mad how you just randomly run into trannies sometimes in real life now, i thought they didn't exist outside the internet
>>216079054>Reform MP for my constituency has a PhD, runs his own business, is successful>Labour bloke who won worked at Halfords and lives at home with his mum
>>216079088good i hope she also farts on my balls when we fuck cowgirl
>black culture>look inside>it's just complaining about whites and accusing other races of worshipping white people
>>216079030scran paler than me goth bird back in day
>>216079097I've met some older ones and it's fucking disturbing being around them, basically some old bloke wearing fake tits and makeup, makes me feel ill. It's witnessing someone's fetish in public.
>>216079097loads of them in my cityugly blokes dressed like little girlsugly fat lezzas with beards and glittery walking canesfucking hate them
no bigger scam than insurance companiesPay them your whole life then when you need them most they refuse to pay out
post somethink ridonculus boys, got to toil a couple more hours and want something of note on return
>>216079139
>>216079139Can I have a job at your company
Pulled a muscle in my back so skipping the gym but feel guilty for it, I'll be obese tomorrow.
the diet has failed
having my last roll of the dice t b h lads, losing weight and getting trim to see if i can shag (31 years old) if not then i'll be merking mans own self
any goated with the sauce lads in?
pathetic weak fat man who lacks any will power me, might get on the injections
scranning the half time orange
>>216079188why are Muslims like this
>>216079215Getting fit made absolutely no difference for my love life because I'm still a shut in.
>>216079175clipped the middle bit to make this funnier
>>216079245becomes easy after a week, dont even feel hungry anymore
>>216079104
sexy girls and their sex
>>216079284PHWOAR!
I would love to just beat up a black woman. They're violent, trashy, rude, aggressive and have no personality or interests beyond sex
>>216079245Loooool there are no shortcuts buddy. You’ll regret it.
>>216079290Very incellish post. Grow up.
>>216079300I regret everything
>>216079300Fatties on the injections lose weight too fast and are left with so much excess skin they look like a flying squirrel
>>216079284
>>216079301it's true tho
Toilberg on his teams meeting kick today again. Wish I could just burn it all down
i was dropping 1kg a week without injections and didnt end up with loose skin
playing strip Bloodborne
>>216079358Would take teams meeting over irl ones any day
women are pengest when they don't tryall these tiktok whores doing the "i'm so cute and trad" shit is embarrassing. you're a whore for recording yourself and posting cringe in an attempt to cultivate a loser orbit.
STATE
>>216079374>i was dropping 1kg a weekEasy to do when you weigh 125kg at 5’8
>>216079392>12state inded
>>216079374What the fuckWere you 300kg or something
>>216079381Prefer irl desu, I'm constantly sleepy and I can't stay awake in front of a screen.Also having to wait 10min just so some old fart can figure out how to screeshare a basic excel spreadsheet is mental torture
>>216079392>tattoos at 12
>>216079392'king hell
>>216079399>>216079402not him but if you read about fasting it's not hard. one meal a day, gets very easy after a few days and is the fastest safest way to lose weightfat redditors and retards will tell you "you'll just gain it back!!" but there is literally no reason you would gain it back, your body doesn't "remember" how fast you lost the fat
I don't follow celebrities bro
>>216079399>>216079402i was 128kg and 6'3 dropped 1kg a week until i got to about 110 then it slowed down
>>216079385true
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgvQ1C1eMTg
>>216079427rapist glasses
suddenly fancy a lamb madras and keema naan
>lunch in the office today will be provided for free: :)>it will be sushi: :(
>>216079054What's with that random green constituency in Norfolk?
black women will drag down any black girl who doesn't act like a stereotype and then wonder why nobody likes black women
kier starmergranny harmer
True warriors holding out
>>216079030Is that an AI trekkie brekkie?
>>216079418Eating once a day is just more convenient and your body becomes very accustomed to it. Been doing it for well over a decade, always been slim despite eating lots of calorie dense foods when it's mealtime. It's to the point where I feel dick if I eat in the morning and I don't get hungry until 7 in the evening.People only gain back after the 'jection or diets because they don't change their habits. They keep falling for the liquid jew (soda) and the snackstein and wonder why they can't lose weight. News flash retard, a "diet", "high protein" cereal bar is still a fucking sugar bomb that will fuck you up.
bumbaclarted pussyclarteddo not get devilman started
listening to this thing called music idk if you lads know about it
>>216079392its a snapchat filter or something relax
wish i had the type of skill set and abilities required to work on a farmfeels like pure bliss just manning the land, being in a big field just you and your agricultural machinery, bit of a slow drive round the country lanes in your tractor corrr need that life me
>>216079466Waveney Valley, straddles south Norfolk and north Suffolk, current MP is the previous co-leader of the Green Party. I've got a mate from Bungay and it sounds like they're all weirdos down there.
>>216079502gay boy feels dick in the morning haha
>>216079030was that cooked on the back of an iphone 6
>>216079503ME BLOODCLIT
>>216079532I'm done
>>216079502posts like this are pointless because fatties will ignore them and normal sized humans already know it
>>216079521Farm labourers are thick as shit mate, you just need to be a mindless robot..
>>216079524Must be something in the water
>>216079502>News flash retard, a "diet", "high protein" cereal bar is still a fucking sugar bomb that will fuck you up.Not quite, most are low sugar but you have to check.
>>216079557You'd think so but there's still non fatties who think you must eat three times a day like lmao you think hunter gatherers woke up at 8 in the morning and had a bowl of cereal too. Had toilberg literally tell me skipping meals is very bad and you must eat in the morning or else you'll die or smth
I’m not getting any better at coding I just stagnated
IM ZUTTEDhttps://vocaroo.com/17syMzCV30In
poor little incel
>>216079557theres women at work that have been on a so called diet for the past 5 years and look exactly the same or in some cases even fatter than when they startedthink people underestimate how many calories are in things, particularly processed slop. the average bint in my office is probably consuming about 400 calories from the coffees they drink
mental how you can't discuss a single political topic or play devil's advocate in person without someone emotionally breaking down and screaming at you or then trying to use christianity as a defence despite not being christian or having read an ounce of the bible
protein bars are really good i just treat them like a normal chocolate bar
I'm enjoying a carefree Autumntide.
just contacted my GP
>>216079560but those big machines look complicated lad wouldn't know where to start
Hunter gatherers used to put a thick slice of dinosaur tail on the makeshift griddle in the morning
>>216079611holy neekiness
>>216079622They're fucking expensive, those grenade bars, which are tasty tbf cost about £2
who dem sue dem
>>216079584That's missing the point. Instead of putting more calories in their mouth they should start wondering why they feel the urge to do so and whether there's an alternative. If you have a healthy diet there is no such thing as cravings, hunger pains or even hunger, eating "healthy" smacks is less than a crutch, it's delusional.
the protein meme has grabbed the normoids in its oppressive claw, just stick 'high in protein' in the packaging and charge double the price
>>216079618They definitely do, but people also don't know how to lose weight. I've seen fatties go 'I'm on a diet so I'm having salad for lunch' which won't fill them up and they'll just pig out on snacks. All you have to do is eat less and exercise more, it really isn't difficult.>>216079669No you're right but fatties are addicted to sugar which is why they get cravings.
>>216079659worth it, i go mental at the health food section whenever i want one and just grab a bunchit's always stuff like peanut or peanutbutter, vanilla and that so guaranteed to be tasty
>>216079672lil bro is noticing things from 2018 keep it up
business idea: glass that doesn't shatter into sharp shards
>>216079618my mum has been on a diet since i was born and she is 16 stones buying diet-labelled food like high protein bars and M&S "healthy choice" ready meals that add up to like 800 calories you can eat in 30 seconds
>holy neekiness
Morning team. Porridge with honey and apple juice for breakfast. Driving lesson soon
>>216079672LOL. I gave near enough this advice to multiple consumer brands back when I worked at a branding agency in 2023.
literally every time i see a boriswave jeet they're on the phone yapping to someone. following me on the road? yapping. coming to my door? yapping? sat on the side of the road? yapping.what is so important that all of them are on the phone about all the time?
>>216079616farting position. that's how i sit when i'm about to fart on catberg.
the neets seething that toilers can afford the higher protein option while they wither away
>>216079672reddit and fitness influencers aren't helping by telling people they need 300 grams a day lmao
>>216079680meal prep is fail proof but most people are too lazy to do it
>>216079710they have full inner lives that they share with others. you?
>>216079727exhibit A: >>216079727mongs think somehow you will atrophy to anorexic levels if you don't keep chomping on those protein gimicks
>>216079741fucked it, here is the exhibit A >>216079719
wfh toil is kinda boring because there's fuck all to do but I still have to "do" stuffgot the games on at the moment while I click about in the emails that I've already read and replied to
>>216079727almost everyone is getting the protein they need without even trying, 60-80g is fine for the average person so there's really no need to seek out specific high protein options unless you're a gym bro
>>216079636General Pussyclaart
>>216079758only thing i miss about office is that at home i don't get to see peng office women in their tight little skirts and their exposed cleavage
not skin & bone incels weighing in on how to maintain muscle discussion I cba
>>216079696already exists mate
spotlight uhmoonlight uh
back from Barnsley
Makes me laugh that ALDI puts high protein on packs of cooked chicken. Who is stupid enough to not know that
>>216079766noooo i need 2 grams per kg of body weight like an olympic athlete even though i never lift weights !!!! reddit said it!!!!
>>216079777very high protein post this one
>>216079784a big man like you must eat a lot of protein
>>216079758get an external mouse mover (obviously not one that connects to your laptop) so you don't need to click and things while fucking about
Just had 28g of protein in a little yoghurt thingy
*drinks a 50p protein shake*big protein in shambles
>>216079758>>216079758wfhtoil is comfy though. currently in my jammies lying on sofaberg with my laptop on my tummy. cant do that in an office
>>216079680>but fatties are addicted to sugar which is why they get cravingsAnything to avoid the core of the issue, which is that processed sugar is literally a drug that should be regulated.>>216079672High protein is the new low fat, and sugar-free, it will run its course soon enough and a new corporate buzzword will take over once people realize it does literally nothing.>>216079766No you need to eat enough protein to get kidney damage or else you'll turn to dust
Might get the Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds DS games. Don't like emulating DS games as the dual screens looks shit on anything except a DS
Interesting how the most runtish communities (reddit, incel forums, etc) have been pushing high protein diets, clearly isn't doing much for them.
don’t reply to it
If I look up a brand and see it has a "High Protein" range, I mentally discard it forevermore.High quality brands don't have to resort to such cheap gimmicks.
>>216079855two screens but didn't ask on either of them
Protein is overrated anyway. I consume 120-140g per day from normal foods and that's enough to be stronger than almost everyone else at the gym with their gay little consumerist shakes and protein bars.
>>216079883>normal foodsSuch as?
>>216079797k lil brother
>>216079902>>216079902
Vegetables are poisonous
>>216079892Milk, yogurt, eggs, meat, fish etc.
I'm an athlete so I need a lot of proteinWhat sport you ask?Fortnite tournaments n that
