fancy a nap
Fancy a wank
poo smells lmao
spaff in this little gook's minge
The NEETs of /Brit/ exposed
high protein edition
chilly outside today
Just got tickets to The Chase Celebrity Special filming next week I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!! They had a few tickets left so everyone else should apply for them as well
saving up two weeks worth of spunk for my monthly protein shake
>>216079934mates of yours?oh you don't have any mates do you.
doing some important reading
thoughts on the french?
Slurping my cum for extra protein
>>216079967Sacked Tranny's people.
>>216079949Did you use to be a Jehovah’s Witness?
>>216079961stay small mate
>>216079934Your xisters
>>216079956SRO Audiences yeah? They've got GB News ones on there as well.
>>216079967whimsical creatures
CP News
The mother of a severely autistic volunteer who 'absolutely loved' stacking shelves at Waitrose has spoken out today after he was 'sacked' when she asked if he could be paid.Tom Boyd, 27, has clocked in more than 600 hours of work over the past four years of working at the Cheadle Hulme, Greater Manchester, branch of the luxury supermarket.Last year Tom's mother Frances Boyd, a charity worker from Stockport, and his support workers reached out to Waitrose requesting a small number of paid hours as 'recognition for the time, effort and heart' he has given since 2021 and to benefit his development.The store took the request to Waitrose head office who were alarmed by the amount of unpaid work Tom had done and said he would not be able to work until they had resolved the situation.Now, Ms Boyd has spoken out about how Tom 'absolutely loved' his job and of her hopes that his case could lead to better employment protection for disabled volunteers.
is a bit chilly actuallylet's bundle up
chebs chebs chebs
>>216080009is that porn asmrlink?
Bro thinks he’s don draperShut up luh nigga lmao
>>216079949Very classy
>>216080021exploitation that
miss me with the incel advice on stuff you know nothing about yea
Might order a cheeky takeaway for lunch
good morning you disgusting incel worms
>>216080083Kind?
might go barrows and get the brocrag set
>>216079975big fan
>>216080021EW been done
>>216080021>pay me for doing unpaid work
>>216079949please tell me you just stole this from /fa/ and isnt actually youif its you the clothes are wearing you
>>216080091Still TBC x
in and out of here like the fucking flash, laters you smegends enjoy wanking eachother off n that
>>216080116gyros for me my lad
>>216080089Wat sup cunt
>the clothes are wearing youalri gay and sassy fashionista from a 2000s movie about a dorky girl getting a makeover and becoming prom queen
Today`s Pocket MonsterOf the day is ..Carnivine !!
>>216080021So basically they did him a favour. He didnt want anything for it and then women got involved and demanded he got paid. Now he cant work there. Good job
>>216080161Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh Mousey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7xYvxX4Khk
Might go for a 'bab later lads. High protein that.
>>216080149*hits buzzer*is it employed woman
>>216080021why would Waitrose employ him over someone capable of doing the job without extra support, when they have to pay them both the same?
>>216080171his name is mouse you prick
thinking about Sarkozy
don’t reply to it
>>216080021I don't want to see people like that when I shop
>>216080188He's my friend and I know him very well. He likes Mousey and Mouse either is fine.
>>216080190My man dindu
we're walking like in a dolce vita
too late to get back into runey again knowing that I'd waste a couple hours a day for many years to even come close to finishing most things. I wish I could go back in time and play earlier.
I lift heavy so I eat heavyall there is to it
Those bloody billionaires. Not like me I'm only worth a measly 100m
wonder if i can rewire my brain by pure exposure to something
>>216080225he's retired now mate but he has a podcast so it's not too late
of course there's a bloody weather warning when i go back to work tomorrow
>>216080245
>>216080135Incredible shout tbf
>>216080265Depends on what it is.
>>216080273who
>>216080185>https://www.jlpjobs.com/about-the-partnership/diversity-and-inclusion/>We celebrate our differences, build diverse teams, and make sure everyone feels valued and included.Evidently they don't celebrate the differences of Autistic people.
>>216080023umm OK
>>216080265radiation
>>216080161>>216080171this is the same person and this loser freak is taking to itself
>>216080303This is actually buzzwords for "we employ foreigners first because they are less expensive and don't complain when we treat them like cattle"
>>216080343Waitrose is owned by its workers thoughbeit
Don't be a sheep and don't give this government yet another hour to inflict misery on us REFUSE to change your clocks on Sunday
>>216080333*HimselfPlease don't misgender
Mental how much a run on a brisk sunny autumn day clears a groggy beer head, feel like a new man
>>216080283yeah this is it I thught maybe it was different at one point but thats probably just memories never being real but also they definitely were constantly like lil circles even when standing, both the cheeks. that was maybe just pants thats done then its over
>>216080355not any more
>>216080356do you want us all to lose our jobs?
>>216079880done him. sent that freak into orbit
any big flaccid willy but average erect willy man in
>>216080245It's the billionaires has become such a tired cliché Is taxing the billionaires going to get my African neighbours to stop leaving bags of rubbish on the pavement?
why are Australian one drop abbos like this
>>216080245He's the biggest cunt going. Made his £££ from milking the regime and now shills on behalf of the the regime looting the rest of us to make up for it.
>>216080419more of a small flaccid willy small erect willy man myself
I had a dream where the situation with Pringles (and the cheaper/fake brand Pringles being so much better than Pringles, that Pringles couldnt keep up) but instead of with Pringles it was Hot Wheels. then at the end of the dream I looked at my can and it was a can of Pringles, somehow, and that had cost me £3.30 and the flavour was "welcome to being rich life" or something. then I went outside and there was two fit girls and when I got to my bus there was like 2,000 people there who didnt let me jump over this fence and started grabbing me and jumping over adn punching me uwu
>>216080419no im the opposite got a roman statue tiny flaccid willy more of a bell end on balls and an average sized erect willy
Several houses near me have had halloween decorations up for several days to a week nowCan only imagine the utter state of these people
>>216080443>>216080459it is over
>>216080436I think these people should literally get killed and that we shouldnt give a fuck about abos on the internet because they believe that a web page or instagram page with a photo on it will steal your soul o algo so really this freak doesnt have a soul
>>216080436Because they get benefits for being Abos they have to go round acting like they are one First refusal of jobs Also they get paid purely for being Abos
>>216080459maybe they're not humourless freedom-hating bitter incel freaks like you?
>>216080245Run by crooks, for crooks
>>216080426We can buy guns and bullets by taxing the billionaires. One machine gun with 5000 rounds every 2 meters on the coast taking down the small boats
Picking my nose and flicking it off the balconyNot my problem x
self-hating whites need to get their shit together. you all sound like that. BTW you owe them nothing (and if you are a white lib then you probably look and sound like that guy FYI)
>>216080459we used to have festivals and celebrations and feast days at least once a month, now all we have is easter, halloween, and christmas, but i think people instinctively know they are supposed to be celebrating something outside of those times, so we stretch halloween to be the whole of october, and christmas to be the whole of decemberthat's my theoryalso consumerism drives a lot of it too
>>216080480I like you monsieur
cannot understand latin american countries. will never be able to. so much horrific violence.
>>216080493Mousey do you feed the birds in your garden?
>its the immigrants!>no its the billionaires!>nuh uhnigga how about its both
>>216080445I had a dream I bummed you so hard you turned to slime
Mousenazi on a mad one
>>216080514kill yourself
>>216080436na he looks like 1/8th maybe, abo genes get bred out fast
>its nazi that white people dont owe them shit and to want self-hating whites to realize that and to do better
>>216080472Halloween is an evening not a season, and I don't care for your accusations because you're excusing idiocy which says a lot about you
>>216080525screaming
>>216080546because it lush. simple as
Thinking of seasideMARK again
>>216080525
>>216080546scran
>>216080546With beef mince prices these days?
>>216080514Leave him alone dude what's your problem
>>216080546ktwmm (kek this was my mumberg)always from a jar/packet mix as well yet always turned out weirdly peng. we used to have our chilli with garlic bread ffs
>>216080515It isThe people who get fucked the most in British society are ordinary white working and middle class people who only interact with the state when they pay their taxes
>>216080546still can't stomach spag bol these days cause mum would actually cook it 2-3 times a week as a young'un
remember remember the 5th of November
>>216080577Mousey is one of my closest friends
you are all grim though and I am just saying that any self-hating whites should try to be saved and if you go do that in real life then you can make a difference >>216080602kill yourself tranny
>>216080597my dad's birthday so I never forget it
>>216080602He doesn't like you mate, it's one sided
>>216080509their women are peng but it's too dangerous to travel there
>>216080459really fucking hate seeing that white fluffy shit people put all over hedges and trees. no consideration for the birdies.
>>216080615um
>>216080615not gay but i probably would
imagine the abos getting actually genocided but the people bringing them over are the abos, and then some abos say "fuck it" and start supporting the abo genocide for some reason, and they turn against abos and call them the bad people (being abos themselves)think we both know it didnt happen like that
just seen a bloke's arsehole and bollocks
>>216080615holy fucking ummers
Just seen another brand new CCTV camera car used to find people who haven't paid for parking on a mass and rapid scale slinking around the neighbourhoodLove that may taxes go towards ensuring I abide by the most minor of rules but phone snatchers roam freely
>>216080652sorry I mean chieftean head featherdress spirit dancer linkage abo council of elders with forbidden fire make knowledge (black people dont even know how to make fire or wheels)
>>216080615Guess I'm a gayman now then
>>216080615that young lady has a very puffy vagina
One of my neighbours has a bunch of pumpkins and halloween tat out but they've got littleuns so I find it quite cute
>>216080688:D
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
but yeah im sure they could go do it without white overnment (For "some reason") bringing them in. youre so smart and good at feeling!
Right that's just gay porn on the thread
>>216080688I think it's disgusting personally and instils a lack of temperance and modesty in the kids.
Can't wait to have kids desu so Christmas and Halloweens and birthdays and stuff like that feel magical again
>>216080715Mousey what's your favourite flavour of Monster? I like ultra vice guava
the mentally ill tranny thing coming back every time having "forgot" I hate them so much is all fake and just spainparasite pretending to be that mentally ill person
>>216080739kys monster tranny freak
losing weightgaining friendswhoops I mean that the other way around haha
>>216080755lol
>>216080762Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! xD
>>216080729chrimbo still feels magical to me. my family always make a lot of effort for it.
Hate Christmas, wish we could just hang out without feeling forced to give shit gifts to each other
>Carbon disulfide has been linked to both acute and chronic forms of poisoning, with a diverse range of symptoms.[27]Concentrations of 500–3000 mg/m3 cause acute and subacute poisoning. These include a set of mostly neurological and psychiatric symptoms, called encephalopathia sulfocarbonica. Symptoms include acute psychosis (manic delirium, hallucinations), paranoic ideas, loss of appetite, gastrointestinal and sexual disorders, polyneuritis, myopathy, and mood changes (including irritability and anger). Effects observed at lower concentrations include neurological problems (encephalopathy, psychomotor and psychological disturbances, polyneuritis, abnormalities in nerve conduction), hearing problems, vision problems (burning eyes, abnormal light reactions, increased ophthalmic pressure),thats a drug source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_disulfide
>>216080203you can't tell he's autistic if he's wearing a uniform and quietly stacking shelves, rorke
>>216080783I still love Christmas as well but it's impossible for it to be as magical as when you were a kid unless you have down syndrome or some other major learning difficulty
>>216080799Mousey do you know anything about phylogenetic tree diagrams?
Fuck sake, trying to have a wank upstairs and the missus keeps walking in and interrupting me. Just fuck off
>>216080812>you have down syndrome or some other major learning difficultywell i do so there
>>216080035house looks Canadian....
just realised australians are based
so wait the one going on about carbon disulfide is mousenonce not heathermong?
Mrs has been at Mercadona for over 2 hoursBit concerning
if you think about it, the white race is the only race that is not trying to fuck other races over. even black people are doing this >>216080847what aer you talking about
>>216080822Ask her for a hand
>>216080822this is grim
>>216080729Still love Christmas and can't wait for this year - my first one at home with mum and dad since 2020. Been at the mrs' place last four just because of various circumstances (last one for grandma, first one for her nephew etc stuff). Can't wait for that Christmas day walk in the woods with a hipflask and into the pub for a couple before the stroll back and the big dinner. Halloween I enjoy but like the mong crying in this thread I kinda agree it's one night not several days and people who extend it like that are weird as fuck. We'll do a couple of pumpkins together, hand out sweets, and watch whatever classic horror film the beeb puts on. Birthdays are just shite and a chore now and a reminder that my early 20s were a decade ago.
>>216080840thank you
>>216080822incels don't know how good they have it
new runescpae account made
>>216080035mommy...
>>216080851Based, does yours have a bar/cafe at the front full of old fellas sipping beers before midday and smoking? The one in Mallorca I've been to many times does and the food is genuinely banging.
British humor is something else (i.e. not humor).
>>216080891>humorFOY
found some toilet paper in my room so I dont have to wait to have a shit while it hurts today
>>216080884What other games do you play Mousey?
did the man fall through the bardid the man do the silly walkdid the man say garlic breaddid the man order 4 naansdid the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handlesdid the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impressionah yes. british "comedy"
off to the arse clinic, you want anything?
>>216080891need mommy to treat me like this (the arse clinic is her wanking me off) and her getting me back inside over and over is her walking in on me wanking
>>216080872Based, gotta keep up the crimbo traditions x>>216080889Not as part of the Mercadona but yeah there are loads of bars on the same street as this one, always packed. Really good cafe that sells banging churros as well next door
>>216080934give me a quid or you're gettin stabbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIkLc4xR6VgGenuinely the funniest moment ever broadcast on British TV
>>216080929How much did you shill out for this shit?
Good old Les
death comes for us all
>>216080940Cod and chips, mate.
two things incels don't seem to understand1 sex is not a substitute for wanking. sometimes you'll want to spaff to your fetish and no amount of sex will replace the porn.2 having a girlfriend doesn't mean you can get sex whenever you're horny. sometimes she's horny and you're not. sometimes she's on her period. it also takes a while to "seduce" her because she's not there waiting for you to bone her.
my gf died in a car accident
>>216080976I would rather save my nut for when my Mrs is up for it desu, I'm loathe to waste it wanking nowadays
>>216080965screaming
Waiting for driving instructor I'm excited to get back on the road
my arse died in a raping accident
>>2160809763. nutting like a wild animal all over the place after fucking her tight pussy and spraying it like a firehose unleashing a volume of cum you didn't know you had in you is unbeatable
I hate niggers.
>just join a club bro
>>216080976yeah? mad that*goes back to playing world of warcraft*
got my finger stuck up my bum
>>216080615CIA folder again
>>216080973UwU Australia
unc ain't know what 67 mean :skull:
Reminder “employed women” is required to provide a timestamped photo in their Aldi uniform or they are just another one of the incel retard characters being played here
>>216080822Just bend her over you fag
don't know how am I supposed to fuck a woman if I cum after like 5 strokes
beardberg is itchy x
>>216081056Get to the arse doctor
>>216080976I forgot about this.. literally just white women behaviour
>>216081075expensive surgery to remove nerve endings from your willy
>>216081075in her vagina
>>216081066
>>216081075Keep wanking until your willy turns soft and malleable
>>216081105hooting
>vodka on food BLEEEURGH!
bro is NOT happy!!
>>21608111914 quids for a 'za? Fuck me the crust better be made of gold for that price.
>>216081137I look like that
>>216081137Feel sorry for these breeds of dogs desu
>>216081137ugly fat cunt
sucking on some home made gin
>>216081137bet i could punt that little runt clear across a footy field
>>216081137Just put it out of its misery already
It’s over
>>216081137Take the collar off. Pugs, frenchies etc shouldn’t have collars on, they need a harness instead.
Thai for lunch mmm
>>216081193George Harrison tried to warn us
who fucks arses?
>>216081173rest in peace lad
>>216081130vodka sauce is really just a rose sauce (tomato + cream) the vodka part is a gimmick started in rome to appeal to clubbers in the 80s you can't actually taste it
>>216081213we do (said in the sing-song voice of the freemason song from the simpsons)
>>216081137Take him for a walk you cunt
>>216081213maybe he fucks arses
didn’t know there was so much hate for pugs here… damn
feeling a bit down lads ;_;
just pulled a millipede out of my ear what the fuck
>>216081249pics x
>>216081243cheer up
>>216081243so was i but then i watched a hitler edit on tiktok and now im filled with the faustian spirit
'Widening the scope' of the grooming gangs inquiry brought to you by the same people who said 'all lives matter' missed the point
>>216081258thought that was sir kier from the thumbnail
*Salivates*
>>216081264dunno what y>>216081264u're implying with wthis post
wonder how much it costs to insure a tank like Eddie hall has
After the accident, Emily’s chin and jawbone were left hanging by a mere 1cm thread of skin.The accident occurred in August 2019 when Emily, a 15-year-old, was riding horses near Baslow, Derbyshire. She collided with a gatepost and found herself on the ground, holding what was left of her face in her hands.
>>216081273should hve got the high protein option
>>216081282The point is that specific problems need specific solutionsBlack Lives Matter is an example of this that received state endorsementLittle white girls getting raped by pakistanis is an example of where they have tried to dilute the problem by making it about more forms of sexual abuse than is necessary
>>216081243*gives you a hug*:)
>>216081293
>>216081319imagine a blowie fom that
>>216081297Lots of chicken in there but yeah could be more
>>216081293chin up, it'll pass x
only had two small meals (all plain ingredients like eggs on toast and beans+cheese) and i'm already at 100 grams without having even had my chicken yet how the fuck do people struggle with protein that they need protein bars lmao
>>216081319chin up, it'll pass x
^ after the cronem done with her throat
>>216081333>m already at 100 gramslol no you're not you imbecile
>>216081273is that biang biang noodles
>>216081293where's her skin and flesh gone!
>>216081333retard >>216081341suht it you low class povertyfilth
hmm yeah not hovering that
>>216081343retard i just put everything into my fitness pal which i just downloaded because i was curious about my intake and i'm at 97 grams fucking runt
Refusing to change your clocks is anarcho-tyranny MI5 will have you on a watchlist
>>216081308*intercepts it*aw thanks lad
>>216081333Cheese is 30g per 100g, a large egg like 7g per - so you ate either 12 eggs, or 200g of cheese - beans have fuck allSomething smells
>>216081352my dyslexic ass when mumberg tells me to clean my room
actually I changed my mind if a white girl is single and just fucking a black (or blacks as it usually goes) to have a good time, then thats OK because its her life choices and her body
>>216081375cucky
>>216081344Chicken pad see ew - absolutely lovely bit of thai cooking
>>216081361bizarre thing to lie about
I killed Abe Lincoln
im not a cuck :)
>>216081369>beans have fuck all15% protein, they're a worthy addition to any balanced diet unless you're some keto freak with an eating disorder
>>216081393HONEST ABE
>>216081369>beans have fuck alllove how mongs don't realise there is protein in loads of foods, even fucking bread lmao. two slices of bread with beans is already 20 grams.
I thought protein bars were supposed to be in place of lunch or breakfast and not to supplement your protein on top of full meals
>>216081400not a complete protein so not worth mentioning.
>beings have no proteinyeah vegetable proteins or whatever but still
fucked it all to hell again
>app says I've eaten 100 grams of protein>nooo those foods don't count i'm only including the eggs and cheese!oh my days, what a bunch of skinny dyels
women are the real driving force behind Islamtheyre the thinkers
rorke...what the FUCK are you doing
dunno how people fall for scams
>>216081415'complete proteins' don't have to be achieved in a single dish, as long as you get them all throughout the day from various sourceslike i said, a normal balanced diet, fussy fad diet mongs have a hard time understanding this
this idiot thinks he'll get hench from eating bread lol
Me? Just eat whatever I fancy and I remain built, don't even work out
>>216081411Bro thinks nutritional information is a esoteric knowledge lol. The issue isnt how much protein per food item, its how much you intake without overeating
/brit/ cuddle puddle
might have some sandwihches
>>216081450his siblings
There is no point whatever in making plans for a future which you willnever be able to enjoy.When your plans mature, you will still be livingfor some other future beyond.You will never, never be able to sit backwith full contentment and say, "Now, I've arrived!".
you would def get hench from bread and milk
>i'm hench because i don't bread you seewould love to know the runts behind these posts lmao this thread is even worse than the most bullshit /fit/ liars
https://www.fortisipdrink.co.uk/product/fortisip-banana-flavourI'm on these
>>216081500true...
and basedAustraoa
>>216081500many are saying this
>>216081465same here although i have to watch the amount i eat or i get fat. eat normal food in reasonable portions and don’t have any snacks or sugary drinks thats all
this is idiot thinks baked beans and bread will grow muscle
>>216081361>Fitness appsomdz
that Australian is fit tooher mouth is sitll so fit. from the side it looks like a C like an Aus MLP
not feeling it today so ive gone back to bed
You can't live at all...Unless you can live fully, now.
>>216081551*starts dry humping u*
>>216081542you're more of a nonce than the tranny freak
>>216081542sybau
>>216081574>liking fully grown women ins noncey who molested you and when are you going to stop making that other peoples problem
>>216081592bodied that black nigger beast
get it fucking made
>>216077959>>216077959
>>216081563cant dry hump a naked man
he did the thing !!
>>216081583post wrist
dicked
>>216081655the new ?
This is the last new I'm making for you bone idle bastards>>216073504>>216073504>>216073504
got to go out before I go out. BRB
Mental that I'd be more upset if a girlfriend confessed she used to shag blacks, than if she used to let dog lick her fanny. Knotting might be about equal with blackshagging but it's close.
>>216081669You're all very funny keep it up lads x
>>216081669she would get it
>>216081689blow your head smoove off
>>216081704Sudanese pooskin
>>216081731>>216081731>>216081731
>>216081721>>216081721
