Once again, mental that I'd be more upset if a girlfriend confessed she used to shag blacks, than if she used to let dog lick her fanny. Knotting might be about equal with blackshagging but it's close.
Pocket MonstersGottacatch `Em All ..I know It`s Mydestiny !!
>Robert Jenrick accused of being ‘anti-British’ as he backs burqa ban
UM x
>>216081751you've never had a girlfriend in your life though
the scran so far:3 eggs (21g)1 slice sourdough seeded bread (11.8g) 1 pint high protein soya milk (25g)1 tin kidney beans (16.4g)75g rice (6g)100g mixed veg (3.7g)30g cheese (9.7g)30ml high polyphenol olive oil (0g)30g kimchi (0.3g)total: 93.9g proteincalories: don't care I'm not bent
rorke maths
>>216081792Believe what you want, all my exes were more racist than me
>>216081811Lard arse
>>216081811>soya milk>im not bent
>>216081811Genetically engineered bait
>>216081818greg is a big fan of pegging he's obviously a leftypol
crying and pooing
>>216081792t. femoid
>>216081811>only had two small meals (all plain ingredients like eggs on toast and beans+cheese)Looks like your shitpost earlier was missing some crucial information, wasn't it?
>"I'm done playing around with these other fellas, Anon">"I want you">"You're my forever lover"
*teleports behind you*
>>216081811carnichuds seething at this murder-free meal
>>216081867
>>216081875
Also how is cheese a plain ingredient it's literally the resui of months of processing.
imagine being next in line to the thronewouldn't bother mebut it would blow you lots minds i bet
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
my poos smell like millipede defensive secretions
>>216081902I'VE BEEN QUEER FOR YEARS
Someone make a good post then
>>216081908
/brit/ on one screen, youtube on the otherthat's how it be these days
>Dialga has the power to control time: it can warp time by either speeding it up, slowing it down, reversing it, or stopping it altogether. DialdoIsthe most EvilPocket Monster ..
Ate a whole baguette. My protein? Through the roof see you later skellies
The Winter Coat.
>>216081924Okay! Um.. Oh dear haha, my minds gone blank... Uhh
>>216081908excuse me squire, where do you keep your truffle oil?
>>216081936alri mouse hows it going pal
>>216081908get his bennies stopped his mum has admitted he can work get him sent down the toilmines
Need something to watch that will keep me awake for exactly 2 hours
>>216081924i’m in no mood for that
>>216081942I ate a baguette yesterday as well it all expanded in my belly
>>216081936he is not evil like giratinapalkia and dialga are required for balance of the world
>>216081908he looks like a nice fella, why does he keep being posted here
look at how the parasite latches on (he acts this way because he is a parasite)
>>216081908This bloke has to have a minder/carer with him at all times and Waitrose didn't want to open a legal can of worms of paying 2 blokes for only 1 of them very very slowly organising a shelf
>>216081811>no meat>im not bent lmao
>>216081972Was expecting the camera to explode. A bit disappointed I must say
Me? Fried eggs, steak and green beans in garlic for breakfast. Katsu chicken and rice for lunch with kimchi. For dinner I'll have salmon soup with potatoes. Love eating animal flesh me>>216081945
on the fizzy juice
>>216082004the incel supper
>>216081989so the Aussie was right >mentalist has a job he likes >woman gets involved >tries to get money, gets him fired instead>loses the job he liked doing just because
>>216082004retard phoneposter
Every episode of Bernard's Watch must've been like a horror film to ol' Mouse
>>216081989Mental that tards like this are desperate to work, even for free, yet full time work takes so much from me that I have no energy left for anything else and I think about suicide on an hourly basis
so jokes when little bitter incel says no one here has girlfriends. I couldn’t have avoided getting a gf if I tried
>>216081986brangley
>>216082041woman moment com home beutiful let me give u a foot massage...
>>216082023Vegan identified.>>216082028I'm at work ya sad cunt
>>216082024You could say that's mental
>>216082060
>>216082002you cant post that matethe starmtroopers will be across the channel to pick you up
my twink feet fucking stink
>>216082053
>>216081983presumably because he is retarded. supermarkets in the uk have some kind of obligation to hire spackers who are maybe capable of doing half the work of normal staff but are paid the same.
Mouselad are you big into the Pokemon lore then? Love a bit of legendary lore desu, especially the original dragon stuff from gen 5
bradley when a piece of the sun 1 metre across is teleported into the chase studio >>216081986
>>216082089wof woof woof
how is poor old rapidash meant to compete with arcanine and ninetales
Assby-de-la-Poos, Leicestershire
>>216082089
>>216082104*stomp*
shrieking at the photo of the fat baby in the news >Woman who gave birth to gigantic 13-pound baby reveals truth about brutal delivery proper fat it is but I don't feel comfortable posting photos of babies on 4chan ok
>>216082107fucking shouting
>>216082104what does that even meaaaaaaa and ninetails is a random fox idk why they are joined in with this
should i get KFC or mcdonalds?
>>216082028Hi
>>216082089Um pics x
harvey wildgoose's killer due to be sentenced
If I ever see Bradley irl I'm gonna whip out /brit/ and alert him to whats going on here - he needs to know
>>216082126All two stage gen 1 fire types, use your brain
>>216082131kfc for sure
When people talk about life or living the life of their dreams and stuff like that, what do they mean? I can only think of mountain climbing, skydiving and things like that. I don't want to do those things myself but that's my idea of what people who want to live life to the fullest do.
>>216082153I'm going to the taping of the Xmas special next week mate so I'll let him know
>>216082150Look forward to the pathetic slap on the wrist he gets and him being out and back in society in his mid-20s
>>216082156scream
>>216082154well horses are prey animals so youre comparing them with two predatorseven though rapidash is best because the trainer can ride them
>retarded phoneposterhe said, sitting at this his epic desktop communication battle centre LOL time to grow up you can post on the move now
>>216082159Sex with strangers in different spaces
>>216082157
>>216082166but it's not xmas yet
>>216082153The whole cast at Chasers HQ is well aware, lad.You think the Bradley gimmick is organic? Lol.It's all bought and paid for.
>you can post on the move nowPosted from your mobility scooter?
rapidash looks poggers in Pokemon Go because it has to spam triangles to make the fire and it looks cool most of the time (maybe its only on my settings though)
ribbed for her pleasure
>>216082153Bradders knows all about 4chanIt was on The Chase oncehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761134276658711.webm>>216082187Next Sunday it looks like it's taping
>>216082182SCREAMING
>>216082208horse cock...
im baby
>>216081811protein mongs are fucked in the head
>>216082131burger king
>whats rickrowled? >its when Rick Ast->ohh I see rare old man moment (rare in the last 10 years)
Four chan home page
um hi
cutting back the passion flower
>>216081908Rorke van Cheadle
thinking of wanking to gen z boss in a miniskirtvery arousing to me for some reaason
had 903949827482g of protein and 0 calories today
definitely very sexy in that miniskirt
>>216082230bf fucks me in the arse actually x
>>216082181i can ride a ninetales if you know what i meme
>>216082263hi
>>216082191poor old autistic Anne
the range rover
>>216081877>the Traninator
wankmong on a madness whoa tell us more do you pull up and down or side to side
>>216082221is jadeposting going to be a thing now
got the burner laptop out
>>216081811mental how this makes them seethe. the very idea that one could be fit and vegetarian is enough to short circuit their brains.
>>216081908Poor guy..
>>216082325nonce
>>216082325
I was 15 when this woman was born.
someones stolen my internet wire again for fucks sakes
>>216082349that's as big a gap as the one between her tits
>>216082349And yet she looks as old as either one of us
>>216082349youre 40?
>>216082349I want to lie down with my face on her lap and suckle on those things.
that kind of weather where u need to wear a jumper but when you get back to the house ur drowned in sweat fkin hell I’m roasting
>>216082373
>>216082349spoiler that hog
imagine having huge tits and trying to hide them from everyone pretending youre just a normal person
>>216082296hehehe
>>216082406prehistoric gimmick
>>216082395yeah i was on my bike last week and was sweaty after
>>216082408why because everyone will be like, AWOOGA awooga even though youre fit anyway
my laptop turns into the burner laptop when I load up a game(it burn my leg)
>>216082366
>>216082329bet you're a skinny-fat runt
sisterberg has a gap between her tits
guyz if I have a super off peak train ticket can I use it on a off peak train if it’s the same departure and destination just an hour later??
arm on my glasses is cutting into my ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxmcCeE5YM
>>216082468oh no you've done me! *yawns*
>>216082471have u sniffed her knickers yes or no
>>216082484kys gingerpedo
>>216082471can i come over and fill it with my knob?
>>216082484big cathy megawank on the cards today?
>>216082504wtf no
howling at this post and its replies>>216079656
>>216082484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUwKuaOuo0
>>216082503thought so lol
cheese and chutney sandwich for lunch x
Itty bitty titties and a SPAFF
>>216082434you wouldnt be able to do anything or go anywhere without thinking fucking hell its obvious ive got huge tits and everyone knows it
im made of granite
>>216082555why contain it
>>216082550immafuckincum
>>216082544i'll take you seriously when you post body, pudgy little shit. i could squat and deadlift more at 15 than you can ever hope to in your whole life.
I'm made of custard
Been wanking to ai generated pics of anime chicks with huge cocks I'm a wrongun but can't quit
do americans really
NEW>>>/tv/215410148>>>/tv/215410148>>>/tv/215410148
>>216082576rattled fatty
Work is at a complete standstill, three emails all day and not a single peep on teams.
>>216082555*its over*
I suspect you're both quite fat and haven't lifted a weight in your entire lifeI am also fat but I deadlift 350kg and squat 250kg (could do more but I suffered a knee injury in my 20s)
if u post from a desktop ur a top loser and thats just what it is
>>216082395stop wearing polyester it's not breathable
I didnt rush into things, took it slow watching black men pumping loads into fertile white women begging for their superior black genes. I've learned to watch and worship your big black cocks, training myself to enjoy your dominance without the grunt work of gooning. As I watch your big black cocks reach depths I never will it is inevitable that I will submit to you with my weak white seed while yours deposits itself deep into white pussy. I want to take this moment to give my thanks and prayers to your big black cocks and their right to rule white pussy. I will never compare nor compete against your black might; and to the black man that fucked my redheaded mom raw with his big black cock, you are better than me.
>>216082742yeah cats love being warm dont they
>>216082706Getting yourself off the sofa doesn't count as a deadlift
>>216082725but you've turned off auto capitalization or have manually just lowercased on a mobile so that's quite grim >>216082764does
I don't lift weights
>>216082706sure buddy, we believe you (100kg difference between a squat and a deadlift is one only a liar could pretend to have)
>>216081818Nigga is close to discovering compounding interest
I've never been raped
>>216082777FOY
>>216082787Ye I made it all up I'm sitting at my desk contemplating a second mini roll :3
>>216082796Me? Raped my own arse.
I don't need to lift weights. My porn addiction is a burden heavier than any weight could ever be...
>>216082796not yet
>>216082796…yet
my eyelashes are good but not my eyebrows
>>216082826>>216082830why did this make my thighs squeeze together wtf
vinted wank soon
>>216082821Cute!
>>216081861He actually loves Peggle and who doesn't love Peggle
you don't have to post everything that comes to mind you know?
>>216081782In the minds of leftists if you're not tolerant to ideas that are completely against the norm in Britain you're anti British"Tolerance" is one of our core British values don't you know! Nevermind it's leftists and that decided that's the case
right back to my work u little rats chat later
>>216082876lmao i thought i was the only one who ordered underwear from there for the posh spaff
>>216082888*slaps your arse hard*
got poo on my bollocks again
I don't want to get a willy infection from farting in my pants so I pull my bum out and fart so fart particles don't get into my wee hole
mental that our statistics in all areas of life are skewed by simply having a 40% muslim/indian population.
>>216082941i pull my penis out when farting to get the desired effect
>>216082949but fart might still linger in the pants fibres
right let's settle thisjane from tarzanis she more of a brcc kind of girl, or a dickdrainers megawhore
>>216082961well i've never had a penis infection despite farting my times in my life
>>216082846sex sex
If I'd had a big knob I would have done porn 100%
>>216082966i think you need to spend less time on the internet you porn-sick loser
>>216082961you're more likely to get a penis infection from putting it into a vaginamuch more likely
>>216082949>>216082961I completely strip off and move to a different room every time I need to fart for maximum safetyNot worth the risk is it
a transformer just blew up somewhere in my neighbourhood and it lit up the sky like a nuclear bomb went off
>>216082945>Dimension 1>Dimension 2>bunch of circlesDamn a lot of sciencing must've gone into this one
>>216082993answer the question diego
>>216083000Australia 1AM morning
>>216083000please say it wasn't bumblebeehe my favourite
Need a pooey-bummed Emma Watson gf.
>>216083000wasn't optimus prime i hope
>>216083006Feel free to use your might powers of curiosity and intellect to look it up
>>216083006used a two scale definition of cultural values (probably social and economic). then used k means algorithm to cluster outcomes. this is very standard.
>>216083000Exciting, like living in a die hard film! I wish my life had some thrill to it like yours does.
Farting at work rn, colleagueberg in the 'en space isn't going to like that one!
gooner civil wars
>>216083038blog on you boring bastard
Mrs Justice Ellenbogen has lifted the Section 45 reporting restriction, allowing us to name the boy who killed Harvey Willgoose.The defendant, also 15, is Mohammed Umar Khan.
>>216083046This man is a nonce freak
>>216083046what's raceplay? examples?
>>216082846unlucky. both mine are sexy as hell
>>216083046im with her completely trans is fine raceshit is GAY i know mousey will back me up on this
erm...lads?
>>216083062>scared by polysyllabic wordslow IQ rattled
>>216083041little passive aggressive limpet of a man
>>216083038>>216083037erm a specific 19th century jewish schizo didn't tell me to believe in this so im going to have to reject it out of hand
mmm danone
>>216083083Socioeconomic factors innit
well well well
>Harvey Willgoose
nigga named willgoose
>>216083065>>216083083leftypol: blind eye mode: activate!!!
>>216083038We would've been between cyprus and turkey and below romania if this were accurate, not right next to the wipypo/anglo circle
what's a paki doing at a catholic school anyway
willy goose
LMAO reddit is banning anyone who mentions the killer's name even though it's public now and they've been demanding to know for months!
>>216083046hate this disgusting tranny
>>216083139That part of Sheffield is right on the border of a paki-infested shithole neighbourhood and a white working class one, it is like a DMZ
>>216083132How so?
>>216083160leftypol damage control squads whirring into action
Don't let a silly name distract you from the fact lads that a white child was murdered by a brown refugee
>Harvey Willgoose's killer is due to be sentenced at Sheffield Crown Court by Dame Naomi Ellenbogenhe's going to get a slap on the wrist isn't he
>>216083113who could have predicted this turn of events
just another random isolated incident, right leftypol?
wonder how different the world would be if the average lifespan was 40 years
>>216083212we'd all be dead at 40 on average i reckon
>>216083195He and his family will be moved out of their migrant hotel and put into a persimmons new build in Leicester
>>216081474can't believe we've seen the fabled rorkeychops, alongside the legendary leftypops
despite everything, I've got my bum out
mad how mental it all is
>>216083223could be
glod
>Mohammen Umar Khan, born in wales
>>216083266alistair would love this post
giving my lower back a little scratch
slug
When are we all going to admit there is a problem
>I do raceplay on my OF! gross!
whispering sweet nothings into my cpap machine
>>216083308who are you quoting
rorke when the thai chick on hellotalk asks for a selfie
>>216083308me when i pretend to do the 110m hurdles
popping over to the paki shop, want anything?
>I do raceplay on my OF! >*stabs a white child*Hey you have to appreciate how authentic they're willing to go
so this is rorke and leftypol
>>216083250found out today that pouring liquids down the drain is a crime
>>216083297Yeah we need digital IDs
>>216083353had a police officer take my vodka off me and pour it down the drain the other day before he drove me home
>>216083184Greeks are a bunch of balkan churls
>>216083337>want anything?just want my country back.
CHURCHILL WARNED US ABOUT BLAIRhttps://youtu.be/yYyq__nwrA4?t=38
the scent of a woman's arse is divine
They fought for Europe against jewish capitalist plutocracy and Bolshevism.
>>216083250Anarcho Tyranny update
>>216083402Lois is a slag why would you fuck her
why are artists so fragile?
>>216083406what's mental is that churchill lost the election after having won the war
>>216083297shout out that one lad who has the sun shining right on him
>>216083337quavers
>>216083431>.jpAverage day for them desu
>>216083410so you think that the smell of shit is divine? get a load of this bent bastard lol
business idea: crucifixion
>>216083441God's chosen rorke.
>>216083470of the bollocks
>>216083431doesnt look like a very quick or pleasant place to die
first mince pie of the year down the hatch
I've completely transvaluated my moral values lately lads. I now identity with Sparta, Rome and the SS.
>>216083447me when god smites me for wanking my woilly
>>216083455Japan has a lower suicide rate tham the US
im horrible and evil
>>216083503What about Ur?
im beautiful and good
>>216083458you need to be over 18 to post on this site
Well the sheepses are out
>>216083529Ah yes. Very mature isn't it, talking about how divine women's arses smell. All grown up now.
>>216083555don't like sheepbergs they make too much noise
whens the fucking footy on then
>>216083503speak Latin, Greek, and German do youhopefully better than English
>>216083578>>216083578>>216083578
