Eric The Midget EditionPrevious:>>216075868
hello
I'm home from work
Going to make oatmeal
Yeah you wish you could work as fuck as hard as I can
Might make applesauce too. Even with just cinnamon and no added sugar it's nice and sweet
>>216084416Okay goober
>>216084379Salut
>>>/gif/29671672I need a boyfriend like this to be my mommy gf and take care of me.
have spanish class in 20 minutes
love early morning gooberposting
>>216084486Imaging talking like that and looking like this
scuse me ya old bag
>>216084566Looks like Trudeau in one of his Blackface costumes
>>216084582You're brown.
>>216084616Shut up, gringo
>new department chief and direct supervisor scheduled a short notice call and i've been asked to join in the last 15 minutes of the one hour meeting that's in my calendarIt's all so exhausting. I'm tired of having to get a new job every few years.
>>216084687Rev up that indeed resume
Hey! Teacher!Leave them kids alone!
>>216084687I remember the first time I got fired on a Zoom call. My boss of almost 10 years just said "your employment term is ending with us today" and then disappeared off camera lol.Now I have a job making $47,000 more per year than I did before, a company car, and I can make my own schedule. Getting fired was unironically the best career move I ever made.The best part is that I didn't get fired for any defined reason, it was just because my boss didn't like me and I wouldn't brown nose so they had to pay me severance LOL.
the hell is with capital one their autopay only pays the last day of the grace period 25 days after your statement and credit doesnt refresh til then and there doesnt seem to be much of a way to change the autopay behavior to set it to not the very last dayannoying
>>216085109Isn't Capital One the credit card for poor people who can't get a good one? It makes sense they would have poor policies like that
what thirdie cunt has the easiest women?
There's a certain type of white woman to that is not hot enough to be as dumb as they are but they truly believe themselves to be so
lol what even is a "good" credit card vs. a bad one? none of the rewards programs mean anything unless you spend a gorillion dollars and if you have that kind of money it doesn't make a difference to you anyways. credit cards are just debit cards for online purchases, you just buy stuff and then pay it off within 30 days and never pay any interest. it's insane to me that anyone actually "carries a balance" and pays interest on menial purchases like a TV.
>>216085196well got to build up credit somehowafter six months i plan to ditch it for the fidelity card
timmy is made for al zutt
>>216085241
>capital oneI didn't know we had capital letters AND numbers
>>216085229Depends what you mean specifically, but Thailand probably
bbc slurpers
>>216085275>look saars I mock timmies, I am black bbc like you saars>FUCK THIS REDDITJEET SAYIN? SYBAU *punches*
Had oatmeal. Applesauce is cooking on the stove.
I hate driving
>>216085299you should do stand-up fella
Sikhs are bro tier
>>216084442>>216084416I'm all in your shit so what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUNOsiuSJ9w
>>216085425This meme totally died kek
>>216085563they look like storybook villains some author created, like they shouldn't even really exist IRL. pretty sure Phrenology is not actually a pseudoscience but a pretty good predictor of criminality.
Deep deep down, in my heart of hearts, I know I could absolutely rock a crop top. But I lack the courage! I am a coward!
>>216085683and a fag too lol
>>216085731I’m not gay, but I am a fag, if that makes sense.
Homosexuals are so repulsive even many homosexuals will make a plethora of excuses and identities up just to not be a homosexual
china collapsingxi losing grip on his generalstofu dregs collapseit's over for the ccp
Post the /cum/ discord link
"Homosexual" is a 20th century concept invented by a jew to normalize faggotry by putting it on equal footing with "heterosexual."There is no such thing as "sexual orientation" and you're a low IQ rightoid if you think there is.
>>216085940the white man will pass him
>>216085876Don’t subtweet me bitch. I’m gonna fuck your ass: Dicksex style.
>>216085947You're right, I initially wrote sodomite because that more accurately describes it. Either way the point still stands.
>>216085933Lots of rumours from Beijing these days...
>>216085976Your mom sucking my dick is "sodomy."
couple days ago there were columns of tanks and military trucks mobilizing all across chinathe chinks thought it was for taiwan but realized it looked more like a civil warxi and his "corruption" campaigns have finally pissed off the wrong hombreit is so over
I hear about gay sex and trannies and twinks and shit like that on 4chan waaaayyyy more than anywhere else BY FAR. 4chan is basically the gay capital of the internet and I automatically assume every poster would salivate like Pavlov’s Dog at the site of a male human penis and balls. And if 4chan is San Francisco, then /cum/ is surely the Castro District. For example: It’s literally called “/cum/“. TL;DR: U R MR. GAY
Shut up, Peter Zeihan.
>>216086011Your mom fucking those dogs repeatedly was also sodomy, sodomites are just disgusting which is why you are playing semantics to avoid associating with faggots right now
sorry chud the racism and homophobia will stop
>Needful status>Done!
>>216084671Jason should show up for the casting of the new exorcist movie jesus christ thank you
>>216086295lmao is that from the Jaguar ad
>>216086295>Jeets buy company>run it into the groundMany such cases
I wish I had taller teeth and wetter beef, jah feel?
>>216086309I think Trvmp won because nobody is talking about Free Trade anymore, nor supporting it. Tariffs aren't even being questioned in terms of yes or no but how much. 5D chess really worked this time o algo
>>216086185Why does it seem like every anime features girls playing the guitar or wielding guns, when in reality, many lack proficiency in these skills? Is this a specific type of male fantasy? thank you
>>216086358truth is this is ccp cultural warfaretheyre trying to bring the west to its kneesthe commies figured out that they cant beat america militarily so they launch a leftist psyop campaign and it results in this
Smokin that Albert Einstein weed. Straight up quantum relativity upside my bitch titties. And remember: I’m trans, my niggas.
>>216086454I can't understand jeet
>>216086411I could have told you that. In those relationships the USA is normally the country with the bargaining power because we buy so much
/cum/: jeets, trannies and jeet trannies
>>216086445>leftists>CCP
>>216086358>>216086445good thing they only bought Jaguar and LandRover, both shit companies that haven't made a car worth owning in over 40 yearsextreme Japanese racism will prevent them from ever getting their currypaws on something like Toyota or Mazda
I’m first generation taiwanese
good morning
>>216086524gahahahaha chang spottedyour methods of production in the netherlands got seizedwhat an irony ccp getting their property stolen pfffffttttt
>>216086598morning bud
>>216086493The U.S. Treasury is making a fortune from tariffs. It turns out that some of the cost is being absorbed by producers, who have responded by turning to cheaper inputs, changing their supply chains, or deciding to produce in the United States.Foreign producers, not wanting to lose access to the largest internal consumer market—that of the United States—have also adapted. As Trump said, "If you buy American, it doesn’t really become a tariff on the American consumer."We must also consider how many exemptions were granted. What matters is that the U.S. ran a trade deficit when, given the strength and scale of its economy, it arguably shouldn't have.thank you
>>216086524There are a variety of leftists who support the CCP for different reasons. Some of them literally get money from China affiliated groups.
>>216086680the changs have nowhere to gothere's no worktheyre getting tired of the ccpccp slogans wont feed changsthey know the ccp isnt gonna save emthe changs and sinking into deep despair and the pla sees this and knows xi has got to goccp on suicide watch
>>216085229Russia or some other third world eastern european country 100%
>>216086801>third world>eastern european countryDon't think I've ever seen an intelligent tripfag
Le epic shitting poops inside my bed — in my fucking beeed :/
>>216086842gr8 b8 8/8
pee pee
Breakfast 11amWoke up at 2am
Even the best passing trans girls can’t hide those hands. The hands are almost always a obvious giveaway.
>>216086902What kind of cheese is that?
>>216086920Two of them are white cheddarOne is Swiss
Slept nearly 12 hours
ate breakfast today in the hopes i can sleep 8 hours instead of 12
>>216086917>trannies vs millions of years of mate selection pressure to identify viable femalesGame was rigged from the start
How the fuck is no one from SIFS here
>sucking your trans girlfriend off>she grabs your head as she cums down your throat>notice her hands are male sized
Jason's fucked up sleep schedule is probably a good part of why he looks so blown out and distressed. His diet is pure garbage too, but sleep has a huge impact on your wellbeing. Lack of sleep or fucked circadian rhythms can result in a variety of mental inhibitions and disorders, might explain why his view of reality is so warped and his moral compass is basically broken.
Sea, Sex And Sun
>>216087082Those are just two of a billion factors that has led to his miserable existence
Jason is happy with his life. Why does this make you seethe?
If I was a dickgirl, I would get hand-reduction surgery. Not to pass better, but to make my gock appear even larger in my hands.
>>216086917>>216087053>>216087074The solution is obhious
I thought bonnie and clyde were from the wild west era
>>216087165He's not happyHis life is a just drug-fueled cope escapism existence where every waking moment is spent distracting himself from the reality of his circumstances If his "drugs" got taken away then he would probably kill himself immediately
>>216087165How do you know he's happy?
Ive no fuckng idea who jason is. Do you people know who Clack, CIA, queens and jotlisco are?
>>216087240because he says he is. why would he lie?
>>216087240you're replying to jason
>>216087236The 1930's bank robber types can be argued as a vestige of that era thoughbeit
How do you guys know literally anything about Jason? How can you even tell when he’s posting? I’ve been on /cum/ for more than a year and I know almost nothing about the guy. Are you just making all this shit up on the fly? He’s like your collective OC
>>216087349the way he types, the shit he talks about, the images he posts. it's pretty obvious most of the time
>>216086801no eastern european country is third world
>>216087298He is a chronic liar.>>216087349Majority of his posts are pretty identifiable just based on their phrasing and subject matter. He avatarfags with tranime or a selfie too.
Don't worry about who the fuck I am I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck?
Jason is the imaginary friend of a small number of /cum/posters who obsessively spam about him. Maybe he used to actually post here at one point. But now it’s just play pretend.
>>216087403I CAN VIDEOTAPE I'M IN PUBLIC I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT
I am your dad! Bring me your dickmoney, I am your dad! I gave birth to you, gay bitch.
>>216085344>AYE JITT ajdhjsksmsma jandjsjdn ajdnsnsn
>>216086411It turns out that when you're the largest economy in the world you have a lot of leverage with trade negotiations
>>216085344>knocked out>eyes wide openjfc is he dead?
>>216087403That's why you got dropped
If I go crazy then will you still call me supermanIf I'm alive and well will you be there holding my handI'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mightKryptonite
currently having sex
Greetings brothers.
salam alaikum
I’m also a famous /cum/ personality too. You might remember my posts from the fact that they are often funny, clever, insightful, or even inspiring. Now let’s all touch each other’s pundos until lots of yucky white goo comes out.
>>216087623hello catyank
I may be an ugly middle aged man, but at least I'm not indian
>>216087074So? I keep cleaning her gock until she pulls me off
>>216087666Hello. Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/hqdermrqAnE
>>216087694Get a buzzcut and shave the beard.
>>21608769429 going on 50
>>216087694You're not a man, Phoebe
English speaking hitler be like when he's shocked at something: "Kikes!"
Annex Canada and drone strike Mexico!!!
I don't understand the whole point of the Harvard trade schools thing other than to humiliate them and destroy their brand. The type of person who wants to go to trade school is not the type of person who wants anything to with Harvard? It seems like a failed business venture from the start
>>216087936They're afraid to drone strike Mexico because it's too close to home.
>>216087694You are genuinely hideous
>>216087946only midwits think harvard and oxford have any reputability lefttheyve trashed their reputation by going full leftards and within one or two generations only thirdies will fall for the harvard meme
>>216087694What a beautiful woman you are, Samantha
Can't spell phoebe without the hoeThe bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe
>>216088001The type of person who believes Harvard went woke is not the type of person who a Harvard grad seeks to impress by being a Harvard grad thoughbeit
>>216088001No way you believe this
>>216088034I don't think I ever actually met a phoebe IRL
It's not gay when it's in a 3-way
>>216087694you may as well be indian at this point, you have more in common with them.
>>216087973>too close to home.That's why we need to drone strike them retard.You people don't know anything.
That Emiru woman looks she doesn't shower. Why would you try to kiss her
>>216088059>>216088063>t. overqualified underpaid mamdani revolutionaries https://youtu.be/bnNc_fvhhjk?si=XpU1Pzo7JFVlyBErpeople are beginning to see through your little rouse you pricks
If you're white and you're short?you may as well be indianIf you're white and you're still a 25+ yo virgin?you may as well be indianIf you're white and you're a chud?you may as well be indianIf you're white and you're flabby/chubby?you may as well be indianIf you're white and you don't shower daily?you may as well be indianIf you post on /cum/?you may as well be indian
>>216088189women get raped everyday in cairo but the internet goes crazy when some streamer gets kissed>>216088204shut up jeet
>>216087896LOL
>>216088140People don't like it when drone strokes are happening miles away from their homes, dumbass. We wouldn't be shielded from retaliatory attacks either due to proximity.
>>216088274You don't have a clue what you're talking about. You know nothing.
>>216088216you may as well be indian
Russia launches 800 - 900 drones into the Ukraine literally EVERY DAY.>waahhhh Mexico is too close to home boohoohooJust shut up.
I’ll do a countdown for the galaxy
Is it over for me??
>>216088266
What the fuck goes on in St Louis
>>216088425not telling
>>216088196I'm not a mandanihead, I'm more of a Tart Secret History enjoyer. I think you should be gatekept from elite institutions for your own good.
whose idea was it to let the mexican revolutionaries parade around in americathose fucks first used america as a base then later nationalized the american companies in mexicanthem mexies have always been cunts>>216088448fuck you zohrannobody likes you go back to zimbabwae
Birth-delivering units, when they're vacant should only be raped by people who need pussy. Not people like Zohran Mamdani. You don't need to raping units, if you're getting pussy. Otherwise what you're doing is abusing the system.I'm going to propose, not allowing sex havers to rape by LAW, except for a person who actually needs pussy. And I'm going to call it Cuomo's law, because it's an abuse of women.
>>216088486>whose idea was it to let the mexican revolutionaries parade around in americaTrotskyists
>>216088504you know the stuff cuomo is saying sounds good now but where the fuck was it before mamdani showed upi mean i want him to win but it's so hard to like him
>>216088517The CIA funded Trotskyist groups for decades because their whole shtick was "secretly" joining the government (doesn't work, you just become a bog-standard republican or democrat in the process)
>>216088486>them mexies have always been cuntsAlso they have Javelin missiles (sold to them by the Ukraine)
>>216088517nah it was probably this communist here --> >>216088448
>>216088549He keeps talking about internet streamers and other irrelevant shit the Israeli Social Media team in his ear is telling him to do. He's doing awfully because he's a moron
>>216084321eric the shitty penis
>>216088486good goy
>>216088425crumbling shitholet. Kansas Citian
>>216088577Communists would want you to go elite colleges. I want you to stay in the south forever and work at Billy Bob's Auto while I attend Classics lectures drunk and on acid
>>216088601Eric the disrespectful piece of shit
UHHHH 6 7
>>216088656>i want to read baguette faggot number 1 baguette bastard #2 and baguette communist #3>and i want to get shit faced while doing it >then i want to march on the capital and fuck all the leftist hoes >then when nobody wants or likes me i will range against the system and sound convincing enough to get other retards to believe methat sound about right
You've been a real bitch lately
>>216088740And then they'll give me a job working for a government official, and I'll attend work drunk and play with some DSA girls clitoris in the bathroom. Problem??
business idea: sexo with milf whore
>>216088852yeah because you then become baguette faggot #4 then your progeny "studies" you and the whole cycle starts over again
She's so cute, I bet she's hung like a horse
>>216088896I want to eat your ass
>>216088889You've just described academia since the start of the French Revolution
>>216088887That's me
>>216088896I wish she was...
>>216088942Look at those eyebrows
>>216088887Ancient Alien theorists would have something to say about this
You can shut down the grad schools and I'll just go to Germany or France. The huzzes there are hotter anyways. You can't stop manifest destiny (cum exiting my penis)
>>216087694Rare Jason Trvke post
Why don't protestant/evangelical type churches have cool aesthetics? It looks like an ugly conference room and the preacher is either a fat boomer or a weak soylennial giving a pep talk. It's all very soulless.
MFs really just be living in Greensboro, NC.
>>216088985>shut down the grad schoolsPlease don't
>>216089062lol keep being a papist and never go the true love of god i know there's some good christians among the papists but i reckon it cant be all that many
>>216088901Gross, you shouldn't put your tongue or mouth anywhere near a butthole
>>216089062The old puritan churches we have here in New England are quite nice.
>>216089062Also they don't really talk that much about anything spiritual. It's mostly like a self-improvement speech about how to change your life and they sprinkle in some Bible verses here and there.>>216089116I'm not a p*pist. You missed my point anon.
>>216089086Couldn't be me
>>216089106I have bad news for you, my dear boy
>>216088985I went to Germany for grad school.
Saw someone on twitter post a quote from plato and be like (ignore the pedophilic comment at the end)Nigga, choose a better quote!!
>>216089062Evangelicals fell for the minimalism psyop. They fell for it extremely hard.
I be at college just saying shit I don't believe or care about to the hoes.
neighbor is a massive whore desu
>>216089062You're equating Protestantism with non-denominational churches and charismatic type evangelicalism. High Church protestants are fine.
>>216089131im a proud protestant https://youtu.be/jGPDauehnG8?si=1TBBdBUvU3QacX_8
>market is crashing>crypto is crashing>gold is crashingWhere's the money going?
>>216089311Terrone's little brother?
>>216089375I will answer if you post the /cum/ discord link
>>216089375are you mr. messsican?
>>216089378Terrone's Jewish sister (biological woman)**
>>216089375They could give me $10 million and none would be the wiser
>>216089375>Where's the money going?AI stocks
>>216089265Aesthetic minimalism was pushed by the CIA (Trotskyists), as was Zionist dispensationalism too. They often go together.
North Carolina just changed their congressional map so Republicans are guaranteed to gain one more house seat. This is unacceptable and a threat to our democracy
>>216089606don't recall asking
>>216089606In my country we have a non-partisan body that oversees election stuff like that and they just happened to add thousands of jeets to the opposition leaders district right before the election after 20 years of him being there haha what a coincidence haha
>>216089606>unacceptableIt's over bro, it's been over. This is Peter Thiel's world now, we just live in it.
>>216089529
WHere is Placer? I demand to speak to him
ngl, im kinda sheepy
Are these people famous in America?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hlgdmc4otYQ
Anybody have a recessed chin here?
>>216090424I don't follow sports so I have no idea.
>>216090428no but my chin is protruding
>>216084321Eric the beautiful angel
we cant just keep winning like this bros
Where is CARA I demand to speak to him
>>216090526My mom literally watches Fox News all day
>>216090526>>216090584In my country they tried to set up a Fox news knockoff and the government and media barons de facto banned it because that's democracy or something
>>216090559I'm right here sweaty
Rachel Zegler is box office poison
>>216090713She's just ugly, no amount of Palestine vs Kike shitflinging online can make up for that
i always thought that all males were different and that the "friend" in boyfriend meant that couple actually liked spending time with each other. i still thought i might choose not to lose my virginity because of the risks, but i assumed that not all males hate women.i recently learned some of the stuff that males admit about themselves, and now i dont even know why women date.>the male will always hate you just for being a woman. males are solely motivated by horniness, hatred of women, and hunger>he will lie for sex>he will project his dishonesty and refuse to believe a word you say>he will not listen when you tell him what you want during sex, so it'll hurt like hell>he will choke you during sex. this is my worst fear because it causes brain damage. moids justify nonconsensual choking by telling me that all women want it, and call me "two-faced" for saying i'd want my boyfriend to be gentle. it's especially bizarre because yall say you want women who communicate clearly, but you dont listen>he will rape you if he thinks he can get away with it>he will cheat if anyone else is willing to fuck him>he will likely give you an std>he will complain about you behind your backi would want a male who is honest and gentle and happy hanging out with me and cuddling and eating me out and likes when i give him gifts, but males aren't like that irl :/
>>216090830I do NOT read crystalcafe cut & paste shit
>>216090808Trvke
i feel lethal. on the verge of frenzy
>>216090934Negroes, especially these 102% African ones, really are evil looking
>>216090830
>>216090526Trump is wining, and the left is sputtering. This is true.
>>216084321speaking of crippled midgets, >>216090728>>216090812>>216090945avatar/signature thanks
>>216090972>Zegler has spoken out against colorism regarding the Latino community. In 2022, she stated, "I'm a white Latina. I don't get stopped on the street for the way that I look. That's my privilege>WhiteTopkek at this brown bitch
>>216090976Post a link to the /cum/ discord
>>216091007You literally need to take medicine and get off the computer.
>>216090526She's childless and adopted brown kids btwShe LARPs as a parent the same way trannies LARP as women.
Accidentally drank from the goon bottle
>>216091046>feeding it (you)'sDon't do that
>>216090526she's ugly and her voice is annoyingshe should shut up and get in the kitchen
more avatar/signature from the spambot on his signature flag
Mount Shasta
hi, more avatar/signature from the spambot n a signature flag: >>216091112>>216091078>>216091029I am once again pushing from this daily offender to get IP range banned. also his posts never get any repliesthanks
>>216091172Keep exposing that freak Toby
>mfw i have to work double shifts
mods
She took the call
American missionary kidnapped in Niger
Niger's in Paris
>>216091376Younger zoomies already thinking bogging is normal, once millennials all hit their mid-life crisis people won't even lie about getting bogged anymore it'll all be normalized
>>216091385what kind?
Beatbox Jersey Club
>>216091513Evangelical
Watching a video documentary on the 1000 pound sisters
>>216091441avatar/signature >>216091494>>216091552racism do your job
icky paint-like goop
Why do you have to make it our problem
>>216091562>skinwalker hopefully he had a gun. America 101
>>216091600He thinks one of us is a mod
i want sex
>>216091580It's moving
>>216091600He's a schizo retard who has been pulling gimmicks like this for years, it's all just for attention.
Moving to Maine to vote for the True Nazi in American politics: Graham Platner. How long until Nick Fuentes endorses?
They’re getting rid of EBT?
>>216091628who doesn't
Electric Ball Torture
mods,>>216091686>>216091677this is him off his VPN (avatar flag), thanks >>216091600>>216091615>>216091657/brit/ thread is unusable. do your job
>>216091689Gonna be some salty nigras if that happens
>>216091689what do you think a government shutdown means boyo
Looking for a U.S.-based man to give me a bit of help - compensation will be provided.
>>216091743Beats me
If taking dick up your ass feels anything like when I take a shit, I don't even blame y'all for being fags
>>216091743lmao is this real uh oh!!!
>>216091938disturbed post
>>216091969get up come on get down with the sickness
>>216091689>>216091732>>216091743>>216091878>>216091951getting rid of EBT sounds like a very bad idea, if black people don't have money to buy things they might go out and start committing crimes.
>>216092035they already do that
>>216092011https://youtu.be/33MQBWox4JI?list=RD33MQBWox4JIthen I'll let the darkness cover meeedeny everythingggslowly walk awayyyy
>>216092051
New>>216091838>>216091838>>216091838
>>216092120too early
>>216092120early
>>216092120Nah
>>216092120trash early + not linking previous = fuck you not using
As soon as this hits 310 everyone will migrate, let's be real here
>>216092120youre gay
>>216092202Someone make a new thread at 310 and we can all collectively refuse to use the shitty early bake just to make the baker look like a fag AND to insult this jeet.
>>216092202No threadchad will save us
310>>216091838>>216091838>>216091838
>>216092336Kys
Thread chad?
>>216092368>>216092368>>216092368
I got hit with a 300 second cooldown 3 times in a row I'm fucking done
>>216091838>>216091838>>216091838Move
>>216091309>mfw can't get a job in this shithole town and don't have a car to move to the shitty
