anglican edish
mental how we lived long enough to see white house spokespersons making your mum jokes to the media
Thank you Stalin, for saving Britain
Leftypol will see these uplifting wholesome messages then scream and piss his pants
I hereby declare this thread to be a possession of his holiness the pope. all who go against this decree will meet the might of his swiss guard.
part and parcel init
post legs
legs
>>216106859You must have not gotten the memo
edible down the hatch
>>216106866leftypols conditioning zapping his brain like a shock collar whenever he begins to notice things before quickly resuming to his favourite propaganda mantrasjust a random isolated incidentstop noticing thingsdiversity is our strength
one japanese gf for christmas please
As a Man you need to learn the habit of not talking too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Ymr7BXFHY
>>216106911yay i win
>>216106911Mental how easy it is to befriend people by simply being friendly and agreeing with every point they make.
>>216106825>anglican edishLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLfaggot-ass cult
>>216106964thats just asexual cuckoldry
how the hell was i supposed to know ducky meant peachy, fine, swell
>>216106906here you are lad
>>216106897https://leftypol.org/leftypol/res/2514475.htmlI love keeping up with Leftybritpol because you start to realise 90% of these people genuinely just hate the average white brit especially "Cis" women and want to see them all killed and replaced. They barely even hide it. Got so many good screenies from there I've shared to places like mumsnet.
i can and will kaoy
>>216107013
>>216107005the internet is fucking up your brain lad you need to turn the computer off and go outside
>>216107005how much of this is trolling though
>>216106883ignoring the memo and proceeding to hail mary
>>216107019kiss all of you
>>216107074Childish honestly. Act your age.
>>216107138FDR, Lincoln and Ike did the most damage
>>216107138People I think dislike Hoover the most, or Harding
>>216107189qrd on this pic?
morning you useless stupid twatsAnother day of wasting away before you
>>216107179sybau
>>216107138extremely dangerous opinion to share on /int/
There's an Indian poster on /tv/ being very rude about the British right now
>>216107261ok
Once I land a cushy union job i'll do a low tech gimmick. Call birds up on my flip phone, let them skim my dvd collection. Drive around with physical maps and that
>>216107261crosslink it mate i'll sort him out
collecting rats from traps I laid last night for this evening's dinnerforaging for mushrooms in my incel goblin cave
Wow one of my ex girlfriends from when I was like 21 went public with a boyfriend after not having done so for over 10 years lol. At least he’s white
>>216107284>Why yes I do earn 28k per year. Why don't I pick you up in my silver 63 plate Corsa, bring you over to my rented second floor flat, put on a Netflix movie if my flatmates aren't using the basic subscription package and eat some rice that I've bought in bulk and seasoned myself
>>216107332ok
https://youtu.be/GfxmcCeE5YM?si=YqOTjlE-OU6R4I6n
>>216107334Nah im gonna be a baller eccentric in a decaying rust belt town and get a teenage midwest gf from the gas station you just watch. 2 years ill have my certs
>>216107316>>>/tv//215426590 first reply after OP remind him what it's like to be a British subject for me mate
>when I was like 21>over 10 years
might change my name to abdul mkhitaryan jompath boxter
>>216107385>>>/tv/215426590 made an arse of that didn't I lads
>>216107416ok
>>216107419Please bump my ghost world thread it's losing steam
catberg on lap, purring
>>216107377The only thing that's for certs is you dying a virgin
>>216107435ok
>>216107444never reply to me again you meagre worm
>>216107456ok
>>216107435mental that to your cat you're the best person in the world and it's the same for almost all cat ownerseven if you're an evil little ghoul catberg still looks up to you
yes I do believe there’s some low quality posts around, whilst we’re trying to discuss British culture
might move to Grozny
>>216107462if you've got something to say, say it
This is ThePerfectPocket Monsters GosetupforCatching `em all !!
>The driver of the Freightliner tractor-trailer combination that slammed into the SUV was identified as 21-year-old Jashanpreet Singh from Yuba City. He was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and vehicular manslaughter.
>>216107469The polar opposite is trueCats are shite unfaithful vermin
>You're right I wouldn't try what that man did in the gif. I'd make sure to wear a hazmat suit at all times in India if I went there to beat them with logs
>>216107469cats are more discerning than you might thinkmy mum’s a spiteful wound up anxiety ridden mental case and every family cat we’ve had has mostly avoided her
Give a man fish a to eat and for day he will eat. Give a teach to fish eat and he man will learn fish to the day.
>>216107529this was me kek
>>216107513one of your lot then
>>216107319sounds based
think I embarrass myself at least once a day
>>216107517imagine being such a repulsive incel that animals dont even like you
>>216107571>>216107530only brown people and reddits like cat
>>216107517all my cats loved me, even the feral street cat that was aggressive and got in fights constantly would come to me for cuddles>>216107530good on them
Need to piss and shit and shower
Onegai-koto no tsumori sohcahtoa.
>>216107591you are literally brown
>>216107591you’re indonesian mate lmfao you’re brown AND chinese you don’t have a soul
Good, strong feminist is are Jess. Always standing up for women and their rights and is a champion seeking justice for all women. Unless there are other overriding considerations, of course.
>>216107634>>216107635>there are browns in australiaaustralia has fallen
so this is the so called world class british sense of humour?
>>216107640evil woman
>>216107679arrrr a little kiwi bird is here *strokes your head*now fuck off and get some fush and cheps!
>>216107698you sound angry
indonesian getting chased around the streets by feral rabies infested dogs then coming home and writing how shit cats are
>>216107517>t.never had a catCats have free will, that's a different thing. They're not like dogs who are biologically conditioned to be our slave for eternity, they actually choose to get along with us in a mutually beneficial friendship.
The listens
>brown catfag maddamn, very brown minded
alri /brip/ hows it evening
feel miserable
>>216107731wouldn't he complain about dogs and not cats then?
>>216107775yoiud think so
>>216107760how many unplastered crumbling walls does your house have?
>pick nose>smell cock
>muh sky daddy
it's a troll don't reply to it
for me, if i see a catfag, i assume he's either a brown or muzzie kek
>>216107756>Serial KillerWords just don't mean anything anymore, do they?
>>216107812answer the question >>216107785
>>216107756the raped
I like cats and I'm not brown In fact cabege is sat next to me right now
australia used to be based and TCDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b93IBwJ_Yow
just been zooming in ma car
my cat is also next to me rn
my poos and wees have synced up with the housematealways need to poo when she’s in the bog
oooooooh they worried
my cat is afraid of me
>>216107869>>216107923Good give it a rub for me will you
>>216107938get her shagged
>>216107923>>216107869…can i see
>>216107938see if you can convince her not to flush in order to save water and you can gain access to her unguarded leavings
staying over my gf’s house on Christmas Eve, will be nice to have Christmas cuddles but strange waking up not in my smelly bedroom!
*starts gyrating*
>>216107949will do>>216107960no sorry I'm too autistically anxious of being doxxed or otherwise identified to do that
*rapes everyone in the thread*
at least post your cat or fuck off
drinking a Guinness. this shit straight up different
>>216108000this is your fault >>216107982
>>216107746well thats just pseudoscience. cats are entirely domesticated and selectively bred too you fool.
>>216107869>I like cats and I'm not brownHighly dubious
>>216107841Anything remotely close to edu material gets posted and you automatically attempt to bait random people thinking its me. Youre legitimately spastic, im sure your childhood was filled with your parents telling you to fuck off you little annoying cunt fuck yourself
>>216107989why are u so afraid of being identified then
>>216107485why?
>>216108003that's the catberg who was in the sodding bath the other day isn't it>>216108021post your passport then go on
Rorke done
>>216108019incredibly raped response
just witnessed nuthatchberg come crashing in and bully greattitstein off the feeder so he could get his scran on not on is it
>>216108048don’t be silly mate, bit weird to think someone is going to geolocate you through a picture of your cat sitting in your house I don’t think anyone really cares. Unless you’re hiding something
>>216108048don't appreciate you trying to doxx my gato
>>216108088I saw a thrasher once yank feathers out of a quail because he wanted the seeds he was reading even though there was plenty for both of themwas very rude and I chased him off
very slow website todaythanks ofcom
>>216108051Poley once ate coleslaw with his hands while at some virgin meet
sorry eating not reading
you HAVE to eat the poo shit muck with your dirty disgusting hands and if you don’t then you’re a RACIST
Normalise screaming 'um'
>>216108051leftypol pretending he doesn't understand the difference between dry bread and a wet stew
fucking hate going past dog walkers when im running going to start biting them or screaming or something
Love playing with my willy. Not even hard, it’s just nice giving it a little waggle or stretching the foreskin or slapping it against my leg. Like having a little fidget toy in my undies.
remember those halcyon days of 2016 or so when a man could post poo in /brit/ and janny would look the other waygone are the days of prudent judgment on the part of the unpaid custodial staff, we're now in an age of repression that sees a man meted out a stiff three-dayer for the most inoffensive of scatological imagery
>>216108149Dog walking twats are so smug. Act like they own the place because they have a dog they're walking
>>216108163put the thesaurus down and fuck off
the melty started early today
>>216108186battered that swot
>>216108179fr tired of dodging their beasts and their poo that they leave everywhere
>>216108193didnt ask for backup you fat goon
>>216108112not doxxing mate just saying I remember him being in the sodding bath is all >>216108114good ladno need for rudeness even in nature's wild domain
willy is hard
>>216108201bit harsh innit you twat
dogs can sense brown people though
simply put dogs dont belong in any urban area
>>216108208chop it off
>>216108212
if your city has browns and muzz, the dogs will go crazy
>>216108201screaming
>>216108220This except replace the d with w
someone keeps leaving their dog shit at the bottom of my drive. I know who it is I just can’t do anything because I never catch him in the act
got cookies from sainsburys but they're not very good
Got The Stuff (1985) on
destroy all canine beasts
The guy from the last leg TV show said immigration is not a problem in this country :)
fizzy ginger mango orange limeade
put neets in work camp with forced evening socialisation
>>216108276ooo i do love the coniferous trees in the background too!
>>216108276EXCELLENT post!
>>216108276slop
>>216108303scrqjais
Government-issued gf for the purpose of procreation
what is with this self hating gimpdonesian
>>216108303roaring in a mohammedans anus
incel run time
>>216108267it's just the blob but shittier
a lot can change in 20 years, incels taking a big risk betting on the state being generous enough to give them bennies forever. might be homeless
>>216108350Reform will put an end to their scrounging.
feeling unwell but no so unwell as to warrant taking medicine or going to the doctor, frankly I have no symptoms other than lethargy and some aches and pains so all I can do is lie on the sofa or in bed
>>216108371Sounds like late-stage terminal cancer
a dingy, somewhat sleazy, pub called the slag’s fanny
a balboa gemora bob agleamorjolly magorgolly jamormolly jag
>>216108347embedded p in this image
>>216108371sounds like something any normal bloke would shrug off and head off to toil with
gfberg claims pip for mild autismshe gets phat payments for things like sensory lightsgood thing is she likes to buy me takeaways with it when we are together
get the anagrams and whimsical AI drinks posted
>>216108392bob agleam's golly jam for me please guv >>216108384probably is yeah. will just have to wait and see
Will be playing Monopoly tonight with familyberg, need to look up some good strats
>>216108404the fabled pip gf.. very interesting
>>216108396ordinarily I would but I'm on annual leave this week and of course that's the time I get ill sick of it
This week a very significant thing happened in the Anglican Church worldwide. Though numbers vary somewhat, it appears that the leaders of over 80 per cent of the 100 million Anglicans throughout the world finally lost patience with the leaders of the liberal old western churches (which have been losing numbers and influence while thrashing about seeking to be politically correct rather than faithful to the Lord Jesus Christ and the Holy Scriptures). Last week they declared a “reset” of the Anglican Communion as a confessional church connexion gathered around the Jerusalem Declaration that was agreed at the first Global Anglican Futures Conference (GAFCON) in 2008. They are forming the “Global Anglican Communion”. They are not leaving the Anglican Communion, they said, rather they are renewing it with joyful commitment to “the Faith once for all delivered to the saints”. It is the liberal abandonment of that faith that has caused division, uncertainty and chaos in the Communion and GAFCON is claiming it back. They will form a new Council of Primates and elect a leader (a first amongst equals) instead of the Archbishop of Canterbury whom they no longer accept as their leader.
i cant see without my glasses
>>216108450always the way mate, rest up
>>216108498speak or not opening/don’t care
>Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly QUIT Strictly Come Dancing Deegs and Mouse to take the reins?
shitting all over the rug
I could punch through a brick wall if I wanted
>>216108450You're entitled to cancel your leave and go off sick instead.
nun he cud do x
>>216108530About time they brought back Brucie. He did nothing wrong.
>>216108461I've got contacts
>Strictly Come DancingBoomer "goes-to-Spain-for-half-the-year" tarq shite
>>216108572Don't give a fuck who you know
catberg just did a big yawn and a big stretch
>reform falling apart and we're still 4 years out from the gefucking cruel gay world, at least let us have one bants go at voting the mad lads into power before they go to shit
>>216108607https://youtube.com/watch?v=XCkr3MrBuVo
They're afraid.
>bongs call sweets lolisnot beating the nonce allegations
Did the yank have a dogshit opinion on UK politics?
>>216108676they’re scared shitless yep, yep
These useless fucking faithfuls need to get their act together pronto.
>>216108713wouldnt be the first timei try not to pay attention to politics in general
>>216108648I say that Brade Lunner!!
might move to Jakarta
What video game do you play the most?
>>216108746based world athletics enjoyer
lol u little queers here again spending ur lives posting on here mate you’re little maggots
we need totalitarian right wing government in this country
absolutely pissing it down, guess I'll just have a huge wank
>>216108706be fair to the poms they only use the term lolly to refer to what youse lot call an ice pop or some shit and what we refer to as ice blocks
>>216108787>ice blocksWhat an unappetising nameMaybe it sounds better when you live in the desert though
Tonight's kinoThe glowing reviews on the bottom sold me on it
>>216108761Childish honestly, act your age.
>>216108771now this post has made me really angry
>>216108810copying my post, naughty naughty
haven't watched telly in almost 20 years and have absolutely no concept of any of these shows normies get giddy about and i like it that way
>>216108771u still like a right spacker ngl
>>216108809looks crap. get the shutter island watched instead
wowza
>>216108809lol wtf
brummies call ice lollies cold on the cob. very strange people
>>216108809how is that second one even a review
>>216108428you made me watch a video about monopoly strategynow i will win the single game my family plays at christmas and they will hate me even more
>>216108787never knew that, learned something todaythanks bruce!
might have a carol vorderman wank
>>216108831I shagged her already, was alri
think the downstairs neighbour is one of those wfh dossersany time I have a day off the cunt miraculously seems to be at home as welljust want to be able to occasionally enjoy music at an appropriate volume
>>216108859grim mate. sort your life out
>>216108828>shutter islandmight rewatch this, excellent film
sucking a lolipop
>>216108787>they only use the term lolly to refer to what youse lot call an ice pop..nhWe use it for that but also short for lollipops
>>216108867she's fit
>>216108865just do it during the daytimewhat my downstairs neighbors do. kinda sucks when im incelnapping tho
>>216108850What tips did you get lad?
>>216108819It's the new "grow up" mate.
>>216108865my housemate is on bennies and he's home 100% of the time bit annoying but he's quiet and clean and generally a nice chap so I don't mind too much if he was loud and a mess then I'd want him gone
Throating a girthy ice pole
>>216108910ever shag him up the arse?
aldis must profit a lot from benefit claimers
The british are here, mum, dad, wake up, the british are here on the internet! british culture discussion in 3.. 2... 1.... GO
>>216108874possibly the best thriller film I've ever seen desu, except for the original wicker man
>>216108935fish and chipscup o teamary fucking poppins
>>216108927no lad xonly ever put things in my own bum, not somebody else's
>>216108910wish i could get on the dole in clapistanunfortunately i am a white man
any TMAU man in
>>216108957mary FUCKING poppins, she can fly on my umbrella anytime. give me a handjob before bed time like a victorian house maid.
>>216108969fish or shit today lad?
>>216108969No but spam unfunny things about your smelly idol anyway. Not like you'd ever meet the boring cunt.
might have tinned sardines on toast for this evenings autismscran
is he called seasidemark because he stinks?
>>216108990you mad bro?
the amount of paper wasted by putting those info sheets in every single pack of medicine is mind boggling. nobody talks about the environmental impact of this.
if your ex wished you a happy birthday in an instagram dms is it really a big deal? gf is acting like a feral beast over it
What we thinking tonight lads is Mark or David getting banished?
Great news for the local community
>>216108938lmao ok
>>2161088937 is the most common number to get by rolling 2 dice so use that to judge where you/others landgo to jail square means the preceding half of the board is where players spend the most timethe best properties are orange, red, pink but whatever monopoly you end up with, 3 houses are the best value so that's a good initial target
i wish we could kiss but we are both boys so not allowed
>>216109037No>>216109035Recycle>>216109049:*
Every day we above ground a good day de leds x
>>216109037She's right. How would you react if her ex was sniffing around in her DMs?
>>2161090630////0
>>216109076its not sniffing around though its a happy birthday message
>>216109097That's what you think.
2x lush4x lush8x lush16x lush32x lush64x lush128x LUSH ALL THE WAY
>>216108810: (
happy birthday lad
someone pls kiss my cock
>>216109097I'm afraid to say lad that you're a piece of meat that's already fallen into her web
also trains good utilities bad
I am 30 years old diagnosed with fibromyalgia, M.E, Charcot Marie Tooth disease (which is a degenerative, rare nerve disease), hyper mobility and ulcerative colitis. Also currently waiting tests for endometriosis/+endo bowel I am on 20+ tablets a day, including slow release morphine, nerve blockers, antidepressants, naproxen, stomach liners, Oramorph (just to name a few) Some days are better than others and some days I am in bed due to pain and pure exhaustion. Imagine exhaustion like you’ve never felt before EVERY single day.
just seen this snake on my incel run
cleaned the van :)
>fibromyalgiajust outed yourself as a benefit fraudster
>>216109143grow up
>>216109143
>>216109147snek
The sprawling, ever-changing South London Jazz scene has been bubbling under over the surface for a good couple years now, and despite and pandemic halting live music in its tracks, its joy has not been stolen.
firing anti tank bazookas at mr whippy vans
>>216109147weird lookin fella
>>216109143I reckon about a 98% chance this is a tranny.
>>216109132how so
>>216109147Look at this little cunt. I bet your foot would rot and fall off if he bit you but I would still pick him up and take him with me.
>>216109147where's its legs gone then
>>216109147where was he going?
>>216109243Down to the pub for a vb longneck
>>216109257holwlgin
>>216109243hasn’t moved in 20 minutes
thinking and feeling things
poo screaming in lidls
>>216109257based
>>216109312>>216109346hidden illegal content in these pics
>>216109360
Why do girls love the sunset so much?
>>216109147cute
>>216109376>>216109376>>216109376
>>216109373sunrise and sunset are beautiful times of the dayyou must be a heartless automaton to not appreciate these little moments no I'm not a girl
>>216108894noted
>>216109339Ktim
