nyan cat edition
Honestly gay if you wouldn’t fuck bogged Ariana Grande
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Speaking of postal codes, in the US we use five digits but we realized that fuck off we're full, so in metropolitan areas we have to use five digits, followed by a dash, then followed by a secondary four character cuck postal code.What about in UK?
uk post codes are all either 5 characters or 6 im pretty sure
>>216132612Nothing like that hereIt's done by town initials, they can take them randomly if they so please just to make it workMA01852 is where I used to live with my exDon't really get the post codes in America me
>>216132612
>>216132637Number go up as you go west or as the areas get settled or something innitSame with the highway numbers except when it isn'tAnd also odds go north south and evens go east west, or the other way around, or somethingAnd the exit numbers just count up unless you're in a state where they match the mile markers along whichever interstate you're onPerfectly sensible if you really think about it in the right mood innitDon't you run out of LO99999s though with just five characters? That cunt's gotten big now.>>216132662UK's done a madness and it's done my head in, I'm done I am.
>>216132674we only have a tiny amount of landit's not like the USA where it's like an entire continent you know
>>216132683Not by land, it's by houses flats units and so on innit. London has one billions of thems cunts innit.Mailman would 'ave is 'ead done in innit.>>216132637I've worked it out I have based on that helpful graphic.This cunt's bird lives in Manchester, District 0, Subdistrict 1, Sector 8, Unit 52.Like something out of a sci-fi it is.
sk9 2plheres a postcode for you100% not mine of course, that would be silly. i definitely do not live in wilmslow cheshire xDso siry. not me
>>216132674it's basically a series of region codes with increasing granularity
poo
>>216132726>Manchester, District 0, Subdistrict 1, Sector 8, Unit 52.Lowell, MAShe doesn't live there anymore
>>216132761How'd you manage to live in America? And why did you leave the greatest country on earth?
>>216132773I was an aimless NEET and she must have taken pity on me and scooped me up to move there cause her boss could provide me a jobIt was unironically perfect living there, left because we broke up
>>216132677patriotic /brit/poster raised in a Yorkshire pudding tries to work out what the french are on about (watch til the end)>>216132761fuck me arse it was a yank in drag all along>>216132735should've known they'd subdivide it from the headwhat the fuck does bt meandid they really call northern ireland "british territory" just to be extra cuntish?
>>216132791bt is belfast
>>216132727Visiting you soon lad bringing big illegal American guns for us to wear openly to tea at Marley Nurseries
>>216132759
>>216132792trannard
>>21613272712 years and house values trippledwhat happened here
>>216132815>(B)elfas(T)BIT TWEE
>>216132791I'm not a bloody yank you bastardFUCKING BHENCHOD
>>216132787how kind of her
Best football kit
>>216132791bt is just an abbreviation of belfast though it's possible the connotation was not lost on the code issuers
Look what's popped up now lads
>>216132856she's an evil bitch
>>216132848niggers m8. niggers
>>216132874oh well nevermind then, why's that?
>>216132873lmao
>>216132908Cause she dumped me and she was mixed race and made me do slave roleplay with her
>>216132849b is for birminghambf is interestingly for "british forces" i suppose they could have used be though
Dying inside because the McCovfefe is the only thing resembling a coffee joint that's under a 20 minute drive away. I can stare out of a plate glass window while looking at the parking lot and listen to the garage playlist until the place gets occupied by rowdy teenagers.
>>216132825wow thats definitely not a 5 minute drive from where i dont live but i hear they do really good english breakfasts
>>216132941Go on lad, treat yourself.
Bet her bum smells.
>>216132930why not just make your own coffee
>>216132792[spoiler]boobies[/spoiler]
>>216132924You should have just enslaved her for real then
>>216132792**[spoiler]boobies/spoiler]**
>>216132975Unfortunately it's illegal now
>>216132963I like being places.
>>216132792**[spoiler]boobies[/spoiler]**
>>216132981>>216133003[[spoiler]]Piss and Vinegar[[/spoiler]]
>>216132982Shouldn't have let that stop you
>>216133032it wasn't that sexy if I'm honest
Gorehabba: This festival occurs in the village of Gumatapura, Karnataka, the day after the Hindu festival of Diwali. Villagers throw cow dung at each other in a playful, celebratory battle. Pidakala War: This is an annual cow dung fight held in the village of Kairuppala, Andhra Pradesh, based on local folklore. The village is split into two sides for the event, which is regarded as good for health,in india they have national holidays to throw literal shit at each other
>>216133039Out of principle you should have, it's called being a good man.
>>216133051just want a normal girlfriend who is white
>>216133054youre on 4chan at 5am what are the chances of you ever getting a normal white gfbit of a big ask mate
>>216133078not much at the moment i'm afraid
had another dream about having a girlfrienddoesn't feel good
>>216132537nyaa!! :33
new pokemon worth buying? didnt bother finishing sv
sometimes i have dreams about past girls and it seems so real, then i wake up and realise it was like 10 years ago and theyre probably fat and have 5 kids to black menreality hits like a truck
>>216133089kept having this dream a few weeks ago where I would hang out with this beautiful girl all the time in her flat, it was all so real and she was so pretty, I've never seen her face in real life so I really don't know where it came from
>>216133103not worthbeat it in 20 hours
still in love with a girl cute brown girl from 6 years agostill think about her every daystill see her smile in my head, in my dreamsstill hear her voice everytime i smell that perfume i think of heroh god im so lonely
>>216133103pirated ithad fun with it but not worth 70 quid at all
get the niggers deported
poop on the weenerweener on the butt
also not worth 70quidbloodlines 2laughably horrible game
sir robbie rotten
Watching a documentary about serial killers. Very disturbing that there are people so depraved that live among us.
sir patatas bravas and picante chorizo
>>216132859gotta get my hands on one of those
true what they say about Canadians being soft tree hugging hippies
>>216133182nature is red in tooth and clawthe animal will always be part of usthe only way out is sublimation
good morning bots, posting utter shite in to the ether at 5 in the morning under definitely real identities but strangely same writing prose across Spain, Australia, Canada and Britain are you?
Really don't understand how so many posters here can be so mentally ill.
>>216132735best region to poo in?
just seen a schizophrenic brit post schizo blogs on britapparently someone programmed a load of bots to talk to each other across multiple proxiessounds like a very plausible theory
cheeky 5:20 building alarm blaring somewhere outsideperhaps it's my fault for sleeping with my window open
>>216133241Its the most generous theory. Nobody wants to contemplate the idea that these are real mind broken people
>>216133182is it good?
>>216133207What's that
Her dung on my tongue.
>>216133222a lifetime of exposure to porn will do that
went in a job centre oncepeople in there still dress like chavs from the 00sits like they all get discounts on nike tracksuits and airmax
>>216133298it is literally all they want to wear. no idea why.
>>216133154ktim but only the last bit
>>216133282she's walled now, lad
is it true that yanks call hungry jack's "burger president"?
i used to live in ls6
>>216133314She's as gorgeous as ever.
>>216133338beautiful gran
have about 400 bookmarked porn scenesnever click on them because its too much of an effort to go through themsometimes i do a lucky dip though, close my eyes and click a random link, last time i ended up gooning to a girl with two heads and they were both moaning in unison
>>216132924>and made me do slave roleplay with herhow is this a bad thing
more of an LSM man myself
>>216133272the transmutation of base nature via surrogate activities
right lads, weekend soonget in
>>216133391calm down ted
wanted to be a drug dealer when i was a kid but didn't end up doing it because i don't have the balls for it
Two Fat Ladies appear alongside Boys II Men on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Who are you assholes and why are you literally all over my youtube recs?
wish i could go into a coma for the next year or so
>>216133535youtube recs have been absolute shite these last weeks
>>216133535that bloke on the lest got information wrong in a theodore roosevelt video I watched and now I don't trust him because i only knew he got stuff wrong from reading a book about theodore roosevelt, in other videos who knows how much he gets wrong unless you've looked into it yourself
>>216133506Also Fred Willard.
ban yanks
John McCririck, during an interview with host Jay Leno (1993)
shite arse nappy arse sex up the bum
>>216133598had a feeling of disgust whenever he popped up on the telly
was watching a show earlier and there was a character who was blind AND gayhow the fuck can you be blind and gay? you can't even see what you're shagging
>>216133704by the same logic how can you be blind and straight?
>>216133733just not the same though is it, you're making a false equivalence there.
>>216133733i feel like they'd default to that because it's the more socially acceptable option, plus women smell nicer and fannies feel better than bumholes
blind people don't even know what women are
LETS FUCKING GO REFORM IN THE MUD FUCK OFF BACK TO ENGLAND AND DONT COME BACK
favourite harry enfield character lads?
You can't be a deaf man and gay because you haven't had to listen to a women talking to spoil it.
>>216133749in what way am isome people are gay and some people are straight
Just done a very unpleasant, very sloppy ploppy poo that turned into straight up diarrhea in rounds 2 and 3.
forgot to order some wine so i'll have to buy some from asda which i don't like to do because it means spending time fannying around at the self checkout waiting for someone to confirm you're over the age of 18
>>216133874yeah but no blind person is TRULY homosexual that's just ridiculous
i fear i am under attack by evil forces
>>216133704for starters women have vaginas and men don't
very upset I missed out on the postal code discussion
Christopher LeeAlec GuinnessPeter CushingAll highly regarded British thespians, all starred in Star Wars capeshit slop. Guinness regretted it till his dying day.
>>216133881>>216133894funny how that works
>>216133890sounds to me like you're basically a stupid bigoted person
>>216133902christopher lee's most famous role involves him wearing a cape
>>216133919OH YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU BUDDY AT LEAST I'M NOT A BLIND HOMOSEXUAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK.>>216133900why? that was like the worst part but it's not too late to say your piece about postal codes
>>216133934Irrelevant to my point, and also probably inaccurate. His most famous role amongst normies is as Saruman, not Dracula.
the whole universe exists just to annoy me
sucking a big black coffee
Beautiful clear skiesCan see loads of stars even in this light polluted hellhole
>>216134017my area is terrible for light pollution. love going to wales or scotland where you can actually see the milky way
Don't like when people just leave their baskets at the check out rather take them back to the stack of basketsSurely just part of the social contract
Just did some of those NYT crosswords on the app with my mum for 3 hours. It made her happy. Much better use of time than sat here in the incel chambers
Dreamt I was visiting Russia and asked a barman for a pint, and he poured me a half pint and insisted that was a Russian pint. I kicked off and the locals beat the shit out of me, then I woke up.
>>216134212We imported millions of africans and indians mate fuck the social contract its over
reckon women's prison has a much higher ratio of inmates who are in there for hurting children than men's prison
>>216134219wish i could do something wholesome and fulfilling like this but unfortunately i'm stuck here
>>216134220Sounds like you secretly want to fuck your own mum
>>216134212Oh lol I always do that, but to be fair in my Aldi the man or woman is literally running around all the self checkouts constantly looking for baskets to put back so if anything im keeping them in a job
>>216134278yeah that's what i took away from it too
dont reply to me again
shoppingtoil donenow to chill for 30 mins before toiltoil commences
>>216134220means you see yourself as a hobbit
this nigga bought mushrooms
Any owls in?
>>216134317who are you talking to?
>>216134352hoo's asking?
Americans on /int/ are a LOT nicer than Americans on /pol/
Always remember - posh tory boys like Richard Tice, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Ed Dutton, Peter Hitchens, and Rupert Lowe are the ones who lost Britain in the first place. They ruled the country and lost it to jewish capitalist money power and cultural leftists from the time of Queen Victoria to the 1960s. No serious nationalist should listen to them.Total Rightoid Annihilation
>>216134330Please don’t talk about work.It makes me feel insecure due to my status as a neet.
the UK isn't European>Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't>Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)>Brits use common law, Euros use civil law>Brits are fat, Euros aren't>Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox>Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them
Armpit is almost healed and back to normal. New toil shifts are in. Got a $1600 check out the blue. Things are looking up
>>216134379no doubt the neettoil is some of the realest toil going
The Strand at James Street, 1890s and 2025
>>216134393trvke
>>216134393You live in a third world shit hole, lower your tone when you speak about us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGoXKhhcbnQ
>>216134364anyone on /int/ is nicer than anyone on /pol/
Baptist sister doesn't like me watching scary flicks
well said zaz
>>216134512get her shagged
/pol/ is populated with ultra sperg autistic aussies and americans who are strangely programmed immediately to respond to every brit post with something about paki rape gangs, to the extent where it might actually not be real people at all but programmed bots
>>216134512dread to think how low her IQ is
>>216134511I didn’t know
>>216134528no one cares about /pol/ boringlad
>>216134544grow up mate
>>216134532It's in the 140s I shit you not
>>216134512*cups hands in mouth*LARPPPPPPPP
>>216134512wholesome sister
Oh no no no no
can we leave the politics until laternot in the mood
Liverpool from the River Mersey, 1895 and 2025The ferry in shot is 'D.T.S.S Oxton', built in 1879 and served from Woodside as a ferry for luggage, goods and vehicles until 1930
>>216134574oh youre a woke
>"oh actually we're all so smart and funny here unlike all those other idiots">99% of posts are about politics, poo or wanking >every poster is schizophrenic>general is full of spammers
I’ll be waiting for my apologyNot sure if you’re awake yet but you can’t hide from me
coffee madeshagged my ratio a bit but i was at the end of my bag of beans and i couldn't be bothered to open a new one
would you like to live on a canal do you think?
waiting for an apology in an anonymous chatroom at 7am award
>>216134613no
>>216134613yh why not
>>216134613no but it's a pretty photo
>>216134614Rattled
ziedy is coming in about 20 minutes guys to post the usual james cleverly posts
the cognitive dissonance you have to have to fly in to a rage whenever a political topic is brought up on here and reporting off-topic when 23 hours a day its schizos spamming about poo and wank is genuinely mentally ill
>>216134613i think it would get cold in winter and i don't want to deal with poo tanks but there would be some lovely parts to itare you the lad who lives in a canal boat?
>>216134651Go take a walk mate
>>216134666Go to cum “mate”
>>216134625dunno i quite like the idea but i reckon the practicalities might be annoyinglike it's small and you have to take care of it and keep it painted and clean and make sure it doesn't sink and find somewhere to moor and you need like a PO box and have to clean out your poo every week and all that
time for bed
>>216134670*kicks your runt cage*
>>216134657not me i've only been on a boat a handful of times
>>216134639you sound like a really sane indvidual i hope you get your apology from whoever mindraped you yesterday
any A-players in tonight?
>>216134713How have I been Mindraped? He told me he would be here to apologise in the morning if I were right and I were right soooooo? Why yu raging bro?
>>216134733x
>>216134733:)
>>216134754two fellas
come home, European man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGAL9SVNRgWhat is bro doing.
anyone got any good podcast recommendations? for some reason i've fallen out of love of my football podcasts since liverpool started losing every week
the toilfu is proud she can make me a coffee exactly how I like it
There's a junction where my wife tells me if it's safe to turn right, because one time - three years ago - there was a van blocking my view so I asked her to keep watch. Haven't the heart to tell her that her only contribution to the drive home is utterly pointless.
>>216134811she's nailed pressing a button has she?
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“Make yourself at home!”Translation: There are chairs you mustn’t use, out-of-bounds sofa areas, special mugs and glasses we never touch, strict rules regarding shoes, and we have one mystery room that you must not enter. Stay out of the fridge, don’t even think about fiddling with the thermostat or the toaster settings, oh and there’s a very specific way to flush the downstairs loo which we’re not going to teach you until it’s too late. But apart from that… make yourself at home!
my tweet banged got like 4 likes alreadySheeeeeit
>>216134819please don't mention having a wife, thanks
>>216134714>we want you to be a mindless slave who will do anything for their job without ever questioning it or complaining or you'll be sacked immediately
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>>216134840not right in the head are you
>>216134733love this
>>216134828no we have a cafetiere x
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>>216134868i hope it's a microbusiness because what a wildly inefficient way to delivery coffee to a workplace
might start a microbusiness
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>>216134819mates gf was tasked with navigation once and she sent us in the wrong direction then complained of feeling car sick from looking at the phone screen too much even though she does that normally while in a car
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>>216134884it's a prison but there's only 5 of us in the block per shift and usually at least 1 doesn't like coffee
>>216134804>podcastsno
scranning poo protein pudding
It’s sad how I’m a freak in the UK for not being able to drive manual only auto but in America I’d just be a normal guy.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>216134913next you'll be telling me Elton is on the list!
>>216134925why didn't you learn manual, that's odd
>>216134925how do you even learn to only drive automatics? surely you get taught manual by any instructor
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>216134819that's really nice though hope you never tell her out of spite during a heated argument
>>216134945you can elect to do an auto only driving test if you're that spasticated
>>216134939Because I first started learning during covid in my mums car with her which is automatic.
when are they letting lucy letby out of the clink?
>>216134925don’t feel bad laddie, over half of all new driver’s licenses here are automatic only
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
why does ziedy post the same things every day
pretty clean poo therewell done me
>>216134945See>>216134958i didn’t do any lessons with an instructor.
>>216134978severe mental illness
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216134958ever sniff your mum's knickers?
>>216134925>>216134945i only learned to drive an autoit has literally never been a problem for me
>>216134972>>216134993oh hey look its the cuck again
>>216134978i remember someone asking chatgpt about that and they screenshotted it, was funny, something about being possibly autistic
>>216134999Yes because like I said in my original post it’s normal in America
>>216134840what kind of arsehole would enter someone's house as a guest and just start changing the thermostat settings
>>216134999it's not a problem it's just unusual in the ukthe vast majority of (petrol) cars are manual transmission and by default driving instructors will teach you how to drive in manual car
>>216135018bit of banter initi always change my dad's thermostat when i visit him, probably thinks he's going senile
dem jordans squeakingdat bed be creakingmama katy she shriekingquincy’s soul pole leakingdaddy betabux life support beepinglil ziedy? he peeking xx
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
>>216134969I suppose that’s good to know. Thanks
>>216135033he peeked
>>216135022this is changing rapidly thoughbeitlil zoom zooms are switching to autos in droves, well be no different from the yanks in 10 years
any nothing to live for man in?
>>216135049
>>216135033this moment in his life lead him down one of the worst roads
>>216135053I live for /brit/
>>216135061sad!
I drive a manual but I'm thinking of getting an automatic car tbqhSick of constantly stomping on the clutch in traffic
>>216135050Thank god
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automatics are just more pleasant to drive tbqh
>>216135053i live for a pretty sunrisea perfect slow ball yorker a good dog walking past carrying a stick too big for it a gentle breeze on a hot dayfinding a new excel formula to make your task easiera good football matcha light bulb with a warm temperature a hug from my dadthere's too much in this life to live for to not keep on living
>>216135022>the vast majority of (petrol) cars are manual transmissionwhy? auto is so much better
>>216135117most people want to have control over the car, manual supplies that autos are more convenient yes but they’re also fucking retarded
>>216135117All the new cars here are automatic. People are just poor here so they drive older cars still
>>216135117i guess they're cheaper and easier to make and repair
the control you get from a manual is useless unless youre off roading or dragging heavy stuff around
>>216135117poverty, you had to pay extra for an automatic>>216135187its a lie and a cope, dont fall for it
what's the use case for more control than "stop" and "go"?
>>216135187very automatic ive driven takes years to set off because i have to wait for it to cycle through gears when i can do it faster myself
>>216135238Use the paddles then idiot
>>216135238only very old automatics are that slow
>>216135260>paddleslol wut>>216135269nah but tbf i only driven mobility cars
>>216135280Paddles on the steering wheel you can use them to go up and down gears
now THAT was a good poo
>>216135293no you dont. it's automatic. thats the point. you mistyped peddles like a dumbass loooool
>i only driven mobility cars
>>216135204very american post
>>216135310Boring mate
>>216135092Get out of here before I shove your PDF up your fat fuckin ass
>>216135310>peddlespedals
>>216135339>pedalspetals
>>216135327>automatic gearbox>still expects you to change gears yourselfmight as well just get a manual
>>216135349There’s no clutch pedal
They should force you to drive with a big S plate for spacker so everyone knows you only have an automatic license
>>216135360who cares. something wrong with your feet . are you disabled
>>216135349You’re not expected to change gears yourself. It’s an option if you want to move through the gears quicker
at toil, sucking a 'fee. going to get into an argument soon, then quit my job, then it will be rope time, haha how are you?
>>216135391why you going to do that
>learn on a manual>can drive any car>learn on an automatic>can only drive automaticsyou're deskilling yourself
>>216135391some times i feel like tearing into people at toil but then i remember i don't care about anything that happens there
>tax class: Disabled
>>216135399money>>216135415I care about the money
Any car. we drive any car
i hate niggers
gn
>>216135402you can learn manual in a week or so once to have your automatic that’s what i did, not like im getting pulled over on the rare occasions im driving someone else’s manual
I get on really well with all the people in my department except onethe nigerian
>>216135432nighty night mate x
love spending money me but also love saving money me
why is everyone hating? Some people don’t care about the “real driving experience” or whatever that comes with manual. Some people (me) only care about having a car to get from point A to point B, what’s the problem?
dont hold back /brit/, i can take it
horse
>>216135463seems like cope for being too retarded to learn manual
>>216135494But I never even tried to learn manual, never been in a manual car once
>>216135423it's crazy how many things disabled people dont need to pay. they get money gifted to them then they get their expenses taken. thats just more benefits gifted to them and it begs the question what the money for if they dont have any expenseswe need them taken away. all they do is cost us money. hitler had the right idea. they shouldnt even be alive. they are nothing but a drain
love driving me, want cars gone, hate them so much
>>216135466i wonder why people do this
sucking a car's exhaust like it's a willy
Ive got a manual sex arse, much more enjoyable to ride
ok it's been 48 hours I can now reply to her without looking needy
>>216135626Say - Wagwan b man was just busy still
anyway, the new?
here>>216135670>>216135670>>216135670>>216135670