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Why the fuck does cum make a new general everytime it reaches 300 posts.Reduce reuse recyclePLEASE think of the environment
in here
I deserve this
>>216163926Excuse me madam, but I’d like to nestle my face between yours big big boobies please.
308 or 310
alright Ima get the ciderno thanks to you useless FUCKS
>>216163964sscute
>>216164001Cider is yummers :)
>>216163965>>216163943Big gay and ungentlemanly behavior
>>216164015Maybe I would respect her if she respected herself.
>>216163997308, preferably 180gr but 150gr is fine too
>>216164015>>216163926no. do you ever feel like you're moving in the wrong direction, and that you'll only get the confirmation when something terrible happens?
>>216164015PLEASE. madam. My mommy didn’t breastfeed me when I was but a wee chicken nugget. I require just one suckle. One suckle and I can finally be a real boy!
>>216164015the bizarre mindset she'll hold is that despite dressing like an absolute slut she expects to be treated as your equal and as if she's capable of anything beyond taking dick
Damn... I'm sick of being alone
so many canadian milfs in the crowd. is canada the golden standard when it comes to milfs?
>>216164077https://youtu.be/tj0PtMZaWss?si=LoIL34Fm-xyzXASRThat's all I got
Dad says he saw two skunks in the yard
I donut care about the White House renovations
The regret of someone who knew about bitcoin in 2012 but didn't buy < the regret of a drunk person who didn't buy snacks
>>216163993need to see her cosplay as a goblin
>>216164080
oooof
im happy that there is no stupid /cum/ posters
>>216164127I am a brainlet thougheverbeit
>>216164089I've had three turtles in my backyard since moving here two months ago. The one redeeming quality about this place
>>216164127same, everyone here is awesome
>>216163964I thought she had brown eyes???????????????
One of us will be betrayedAnd it's not enough for you to say"I'm sorry" or lie about it allYou're a megalo-nymph and your mating call is Money and religionSegregation and divisionDirty cash in the pocketsOf the wicked politiciansLobbying for slaveryIn a new and modern wayRepenting when you're caughtBut this is what I say:You're sick; I hate you, ya stupid motherfuckerYou're so fucking blind; you have no fucking mindYou're Nazi White trash; your words out come like shitYou're so fucking sick; you're such a fucking prickYou have that special somethingThat "Sprite in you" appealYa think that we all love youBut this is how you make us feel:You're sweaty, fucking ignorantA product of conditioningEugenics, social DarwinismAn excuse for your positioningYour crass and evil waysAre all that got you there todayI hope you get shotThis is what we say:You're sick; I hate you, ya stupid motherfuckerYou're so fucking blind; you have no fucking mindYou're Nazi White trash; your words come out like shitYou're so fucking sick; you're such a fucking prick
well I overpaid for this cider(local) but its still cheaper then the bar
>>216164150Brown people
>>216163964>>216164099>>216164114cum to america and get your blonde pussied aryan wife, white man thank you
Firing poops out of my ass like a potato cannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-1mOe9UWqccalling on all /cum/mies to post BOPS
>>216164203https://youtu.be/CifvnBr5TzY?si=j85MPM_7JxpjgxC9
>>216164203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOyU_vqXf7s
>>216164199firing dicks into it like a nail gun
blue jays hit a grand slam
>doyers
LA getting swept would be the funniest shit ever, too bad it wont happen
did not expect balatro to be this bad on battery life
Blue Jays are literally assraping American baseball teams. Gonna be super embarrassing for Cheetoman when they win the World Series. Hopefully he nukes Toronto in retaliation.
>>216163952Fuck you anon, now I want to go to Shoppers to get a 12 pack of pop.
Pro baseball is depressing... Especially as a Cubs fan
It would be so fitting if our sports team won while we were starving and cold
>>216164150I read the filename as "atomic shrimp attack"
>>216164288Girls who work at Shoppers are always so cute.
>>216164302I saw the most beautiful pale goth girl at Shoppers 10 years ago and I still think about her
Doyers getting GAPED on national television
>>216164302There's a cute ~40 y/o Iranian or Afghani looking chick who works at mine. Might ask her out.
It's literally fucking over for shitzil, trump will ban us from the world cup thank you
every time i tell chatgpt all my troubles it tells me to contact the 988 lifeline and today i got sick of it and actually gave it a try. it took 30 minutes to connect me to some ESL who was far less helpful even than chatgpt. if you were actually on the edge of blowing your head off that shit would be completely useless to you
Shoutouts to Addison Barber and Alejandro Kirk
>>216164333boohoo, you fucking vagina
this world series is the ultimate /cum/ event>american national pastime>canadian team (jays)>mexican team (doyers)
>>216164203https://youtu.be/RzXnucKfHEE?si=VGSrqrQLpRUXwEEq
Catberg just did an especially big spinny.
>>216164352The united states will win the world cup thank you
They see me edgin'They hatin'Patrollin' and tryna catch me goonin' dirtyTryna catch me goonin' dirtyTryna catch me goonin' dirtyTryna catch me goonin' dirtyTryna catch me goonin' dirty
>>216164354jokes on you, I like this goofy stuff
>>216164352Doesn’t make sense because we need Japan and I hate “jap” posters
I miss my cat. Wonder if I can convince familystein to let him move in
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/9uf6EY2BZBw
>>216164405why are you jewish
>>216164324SPLIT THAT BUSSY
I SHOOT MY ARROWS IN THE AIR SOME TIMES SAYIN AYE O CREEPERS K O
>>216164366No it won't you're welcome.
oohhhhhhhhh no no no no
soon to be two weeks without gooning. I can feel my brain healing.
>>216164423Then I'll root for germany
>>216164333Whenever I feel depressed I just go another step down the rabbit hole of increasingly obscure religions until I find one that makes me able to accept things.
>>216164411Episcopalian... Uh genetics probably
Take a moment to think about Karoline Leavitt's face when she sees the Jays win the series.
>>216164445literally who?
Should I get more beer?
>>216164121I can fix her
>>216164452yes
>>216164461That's one from you, one from me... Best out of three. Ok
I’m tired asl
Whelp, AA finna cancelled my flight until 7AM east coast time after having us board and "deplane" twice each.I hate the antichrist
Do you prefer de cecco or la molisana
>>216164229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACKEGCvLtI
Who the fuck are you?
Orangeman finna cry
>>216164503I’m Dominic Christy from Cedar Springs
Remember Kim Jong-Il? Miss that nigga!
>>216164494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2SDmZzcUlI
>>216164479I fly united
For me, it's Delta
I've never been on a plane before.
Imagine JAL airlines but instead it's JAV airlines lol
>>216164452absolutely. if you're like me, you'll drink less and slower the more you have. the supply itself is half the euphoria.
canadian niggas be like"this aeronautical transport vehicle too scary"
I’m an idiot
can't spell phoebe without the HOE
wtf is ifood squid Chernobyl hotdog god Portuguese is so tough!
What if Canada wins the WS but not the Stan Lee cup?
like ZOINKS sc0000b
c'est monsieur qui vole ta copine
listening to a tradcath zoomer on youtube interview Josh Sawyer on Pentiment which I will never play cause of the awful graphics
>>216164628All of your hockey teams are at least 50% Canadian so we basically win the Stanley Cup every year anyways.
>>216164437Me too except replace religion with political belief
Watch me swooce right in
>>2161646451993
>>216164585Dont. Travel is overrated
>>216164585they're kinda crowded sometimes
>>216164546Be honest would you crack
I love Canadian posters
>>216164645There are no Canadians on the blue jays
>>216164585I've been on a plane a few different times and every time is pretty cool to me. Thousands of miles in the air travelling at like 600 mph is neat
>>216164672Canadians are so lucky to be bordered by a nation full of friendly people who speak the same language
>>216164681There are no Canadians in Toronto, what's your point?
THESE EYESARE CRYINGTHESE EYES HAVE SEEN A LOT OF LOVE BUT THEYRE NEVER GONNA SEE ANOTHER ONE LIKE I HAD WITH YOU
>>216164710What do you mean by that
>>216164681Vladdy was born in Canada. Probably a dual citizen with Dominican Republic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSQS06i7-w
>>216164725ACKSHUALLY he was born in montreal
Mexico never posts here so we should look for a suitable replacement.
Drake is from Trono
Mamdani will winThe jihad against jewish capitalism begins
>>216164719I mean exactly that. It's a dump filled with third world trash. All the real Canadians left ages ago.
Who gives a rat's head
>>216164749So you’re a racist asshat
>>216164761You're half right.
>>216164761but he's not wrong
>>216164630there was a girl who really didn't like power rangers how the rest of us did. i don't know if she didn't get that channel or whatever, but she liked scooby doo. that was all she talked about and all she wanted to play out on the playground. even as a kid, i felt bad for her being alone. so i asked what she who she wanted me to be, and of course she said scooby himself. i said no. i wasn't going to run around on all fours doing a voice. so she said, just be the bad guy, then. so i just lowered my voice into, at the time, what i thought was a scary pitch and taking an imaginary mask off my face. this went on over and over again.
The USA and Canada have similar culture, they could join easily.Their basketball teams play together, etc.
calling someone racist in 2025 isn't the insult leftoids think it is lol
It's getting colder outside
>>216164780fall is...LE COLDER??????
It's getting warmer up in the cold northern states which means more black people are coming up
>>216164787It's Florida man, I take what I can get
This skull represents all the red army soldiers who fell heroically against fascism actually
>>216164773did this girl grow up to be hot and plappable?
>>216164780Not a fan of cold months
what if the vampire rave scene in blade was in india and instead of blood showering the vampires it was liquid shit and the vampires were indian
>>216164764>>216164765retards
>>216164787The west has Fallen
There's a cold bed in my room tonightYou make it colderColder than the moonlight ever thought it could beNot half as cold as meSitting on the front porchTrying to find a melody that will make you love me
>>216164736we already have a bulgarian and an icelandic guy, i think they pick up the slack for our lazy mexicans
>>216164806I'm sorry. I like it, but I'm a honky
>>216164801Everything you don’t like is nazi now so it doesn’t matter
Im watching momberg become a angry, jaded Karen right before my eyes
>>216164818stop being brown, that's gross and low IQ.
>>216164809*New Order plays*
>>216164830I'm white, racism is evil and ill always be against it. All people are the same inside.
>>216164829
>>216164843Hey screw you man
>>216164829You should introduce her to cannabis
>>216164842>All people are the same inside.Even the most woke doctors would tell you that's wrong.
>>216164842>illBrown/low IQ >All people are the same inside.Objectively incorrect
>>216164834Jeets are calling this AI now btw, their cope & seethe abilities are almost impressive
>>216164859She hates it, looks at it like Satan's lettuce. Plus she's a nurse so she could get in big trouble and lose her license or some shit
>>216164860Everyone knows what I mean, this is just you acting in bad faith because racists are incapable of acting in good faith. Their arguments aren't based in logic, they're rooted in hate and misery and that kind of thing can only come from miserable people.
>Doyers
>>216164871lmfao imagine the SMELL
Doyers lost
>>216164873based momberg
>>216164879shitty troll ngl, but the thread is slow tonight so I'll tolerate you.
concept: Boobberg
> AA gave us a voucher for free hotel> have to call shuttle for pickup> Pajeet answers the phone> Sar, I have to redorect your call sar> Redirects it to voicemailI live in hell
schizo thread
>>216164492Bump
>>216164898Literally nothing I said was false. You're just a rotten person. I'm not going to parlay with you anymore, just remember when you're stewing in darkness that it's coming out of you, and it won't stop until you stop that. God bless.
>>216164907lmao
>>216164879nta, but forensic detectives use race-based science to determine victims. i don't mean this in a, "ha! got you!" way. it's just the way that it is. our insides look and are different. even our teeth.
>>216164873Your mom probably knows what's best then
>>216164907Come stay the night with me sexy
>>216164928what if he doesn't want to?
>>216164921notice how you're the only one here being deliberately insulting and making vile comments towards others?
Anyone been on solo road trips? Been wanting to do cross country
Faces come out of the rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk
>>216164921>I'm not going to parlay with you anymore,You lost, sore loser
>>216164937They're better with a friend. I went from Iowa to Colorado and back with my best friend and its probably going to be one of my fondest memories throughout my life
Indians really did lose all goodwill they had when they got rid of Apu. Without the hard working convenience store clerk stereotype all they have is scamming people, littering, and playing with doo doo feces.
>>216164924that's not really true but putting that aside I meant it in a all humans are the same like we're all individual thinking beings we are not any different based on race or sex or gender or sexuality.
>>216164939>Rajinder Singh Rai (born February 14, 1973), better known by his stage name Panjabi MC, is a British recording artist, rapper, record producer and DJ. He is best known for the worldwide bhangra 2002 hit "Mundian To Bach Ke", which sold 10 million copiesCool every nightclub loves this song
>>216164092Dude is trashing half the white house to make a grotesque looking ballroomif he had a modicum of taste, I wouldn't care but it looks like he plans for something super trashy looking
I spent 3 hours on an "art project" and I fucked it up so badly that it is unsalvageable I would have to redo it from the start
>>216164955I'd love to do it with a friend or even better a gf but I don't have friends and gf is just too far fetched > I went from Iowa to Colorado and back with my best friend and its probably going to be one of my fondest memories throughout my lifeThat's so cool. How long did it take you? Did you stop at major cities?
I love beer
>>216164971You're the guy in the image
>>216164962>we're all individual thinking beings we are not any different based on race or sex or gender or sexuality.True yeah we're all floating ethereal beings of light and evolution isn't real
>>216164961It's funny because even Apu was a flawed and realistic character. He was famously cheap and constantly shorting customers or doing things like selling expired food. People still looked past his flaws to his kinder side and his patriotic sympathies which were genuine. He could've been a sort of role model for indian immigrants but instead they decide to shit in our bus stops and grope our sisters, wives, mothers, and daughters.Now they've lost everyone's respect and the tolerance is razor thin. It's already socially acceptable to insult and badmouth them in public, pretty soon physical violence is gonna happen and people aren't going to care.
>>216164962it is absolutely true. this has helped families, identify victims, and put away murderers. you can't tell me there's a feeling of plateau you'll reach and sit upon that condemns this. i don't believe it.
>>216165000ummmmmbased?
>>216164998Where do you wanna go?
>>216165001It is ugly looking, and I would think the president should have higher priorities than spending hundreds of millions on a vanity project
>>216165004>>216164961indians love apu thothis is a wypipo thing
>>216165019Cali to Wyoming and back but I think it may be a bit too ambitious
3rd day in a row wearing the same shirt. It fucken stinks ahaha!
Some people really hate firefighters. I find that bizarre.
>>216165000i love blonde and blue eyed white girls
>>216165050Kek this reminds me of that one webm with the jeets with the barrel of gasoline on fire and they cant figure out how to put it out and just start hitting it with shovels
>>216165032No it isn't, it was indians who bitched and moaned until they got rid of the character. White people loved Apu.
Leggy blonde
>>216165040That's like right around the corner. I think we can do it if your ride is up to it. We have gas money
>>216165067Me
>>216165056Why do Americans say they're not blonde and blue eyed when literally all of you are blonde and blue eyed?
>>216165062>>216165062hehe yeah I think it's a propane tank or something, stupid jeets.
>>216165067tsmt
>>216165089
>>216165056Ok. Well, I'm 2 of 3
>>216165106I hope Trump deports you
>>216165076>I think we can do it if your ride is up to it. We have gas moneyWe? You coming with me? 50-50 chance either it'll be the greatest road trip or I have my kidneys soldI don't think my shitbox is read for it, I want to get an old 4Runner before any sort of trip>That's like right around the corner.It's almost over 900 miles lmao
>>216165114He gave me a one year extension
that reminds me, I should pointlessly like girls on tinder so I feel like Im desirable by women
>>216165106>Likes sent>0 LikesIt's over macacobros
>>216165067there was one at this convenience store i used to go to. we flirted playfully, but it was getting more to that, "so when are we going to?" type talk. i tried to shoot her down and said, "i couldn't. i'd feel like i'm your dad." and she went "i want you to." felt like i was going to throw up. never went back.
>>216165114Trump should just send him to Juarez to get turned out by a cartel
>>216165145untrue and homosexual
https://voca.ro/1j6NfFcuaz6g
Pizza in the air fryer. I don't care if it ruins it, I don't feel like using the oven.
>>216165172>P.O.O.D.
>>216165056I love red eyes and black girls
>>216165172who makes these?
Not my problem
>>216165206I did.
>>216165123No one's gonna leave you in an ice bath, but yeah, I'd like to see the PNW at least
I believe there is such a thing as truth. Such a thing as justice. And the hand of God is death, and it is justice. From the prince to the snail, all will fall apart into little segments, dead, brothers, equals. That is what gives life its value. That is what is the point of living. To do, to exist not within some distant grand purpose of nations or accomplishments. But to eat your breakfast, take a shit, take a shower, see the little objects and play, equal to the monkey poking the ant nest with a stick, then fall asleep to never wake up again, breaking apart, back with mother death
>>216165220is that your real voice?
>>216165222what kind of an idiotthinks its Luthercorp and not LexCorp?jesus christ, Gunn
>>216165222Based Eric, a legend.
>>216165222hes really trying to replicate his viral moment
>>216165263idk capeshit is AIDShttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761343860346744.webm
>>216165274who the fuck are you?
What's the name for a girl's bussy
remember when lex luthor body slammed yokozuna
>>216165252hell no
>>216165294this made me laugh out loud
soo thirsty but have to wait an hour because i just used mouth wash
>>216165182it shouldn't. you can check on it, when you open the holder. just run the knob up some, of it's not done.
The battle of the bulge
tomorrow is Saturday which means I can sleep in
I'm 31 and all I ever think about is sex. It's pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu116ptkI-s
>>216165315I brush my teeth and drink coffee immediately after
alright, just swiped right on like 20 girls, time to rake in the no likes
Lol https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-23/a-happy-meal-pokemon-promotion-exposes-japan-s-growing-unease-with-foreigners
>>216165363
bought my snowblower. but i have no snow to blow.
Only got 5 smokes left.
i hate women for making me use dating apps
>>216165406Trevor, let's go, smokes.
>>216165319It was actually nice this time because I dropped the temperature and it was a thinner crust than the last time I tried
This could be you someday.
>>216165415this nigga melting
>>216165230>but yeah, I'd like to see the PNW at leastLmao I'll hit the thread once I find a ride
cut every single boomer welfare program
>>216165294girl bussy is gussy
>>216165446and put it into ivf treatment
>>216165214Not even the slightest sense of shame or remorse. He's probably a good guy, thinks he's being responsible keeping the train clean and doing everyone a favor.
>>216165413perfect.
>>216165461just have sex it's that simple
>>216165406I took to nicotine pouches. They say it isn't an actual alternative but they're working for me... and if you can be out disciplined by a 145 lb dude are you really a man?
>>216165415That's me right now
>>216165455look at this dude being all logical n' shit
>>21616544630 years later: No we CAN'T cut a single millennial welfare program because mom and dad stole from me o algo and I had to retire later because no one raised children!
Why did he want to kill his uncle? Because he was abandoned on the side of the road for peeing on Daphne?
Go blue jays
I'm glad we're not talking about trannies or Jason
>>216165503Looksmatch
>>216165486That is correct, and ethically and morally justified.
>>216165475I like having a smoke, it's relaxing.
why are there so many ladyboys in Thailand
>>216165526it's part of their culture going back centuries + they pass a lot more easily
>>216165486Old people should be living with their kids helping them raise their grandkids not mooching off the young going to Florida every six months.
>>216165525one day it's cigarettes and the next it's heroin
Mr. Madani here says he's a socialist, but he hasn't said that he wants to socialize the community of women... Maybe I'm the REAL socialist in this race, because I want women to belong to men collectively. Have you thought of that, Mr. Mandami?
I'm sorry McGruff-san I broke my promise to be drug and alcohol free
>>216163993Shopped btw
Alright lets just get this masturbation endeavor over with already
>>216165506jeets, trannies and jeet trannies
I still have all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind
>>216165571Cuomo has literal mob ties he's cool in a sleazy dago kind of way I got to admitMandami is just some pozzed shitskin
Life is fun. I like it
All those funny images of world leaders crammed in a small room like sardines are gonna stop once the whitehouse has an actual ballroom
>>216165586you didn't break your promise. you promised to "try." try not to use drugs or alcohol. i support you in this time, and the other dogs do too. keep trying, always.
>>216165621They're not demolishing the Oval Office. The ballroom will just be used for parties not important meetings.
I want pussy so bad.
I genuinely, unironically believe that society should frown upon actual boomers staying in the workforce longer than they really have a need to, just so they can have more "fun" in retirement with vacations and toys. If someone is 68 and still working full time while being quite comfortable financially people should be giving them the stink eye and implying it's time to hang it up and let somebody else have a turn.
Can a brotha go to Canada and get some MAID?
>>216165646I didn't mean to imply that they were destroying the oval office
What was this about? Why did Putin visit Mexico?
Just played Binding of Isaac for 3 hours straight
i want to have sex
>>216165678Yeah I wasted like years of my life on that game.
I wish my taste in music didn't freak people out
>>216165654>>216165681Jerk off
>>216165685It really is incredible I don't feel like I'm wasting my time
>>216165670Did you bang the culombiana yet
>>216165704No
>>216165678I remember unlocking only the Jera rune so I could do this every other run.
>>216165689Can't imagine how it would freak people out unless it's Anal Cunt or something like that
recycle>>216163803>>216163803>>216163803
>>216165670What I mean is all those cramped meetings take place in the oval office. Even when they finish the ballroom it's never gonna be used for meetings.>>216165709If you can you should.
>>216165714I see Mongo Baby! Haha Mongo Baby!!!!
>>216165609Mamdani has Aryan Brotherhood ties
>>216165698Not the same. I want to feel a woman's pussy and kiss her while she rides me.
I like my women how I like my wine
>>216165861I don't like wine
