laurence llewelyn bowen
>>216171958we live in the golden age now
going to listen to the surgeon general and surgeon-R on the radio of the moon landing again like I wanted to, for a few days. while I go to school I want to run into burning buildings to be with fire
Toby shouldn't be allowed in burning housesBut he should be thrown into them
>>216172230true - dogs are probably carried up on ladders and thrown into burning buildings. I dont really like heights much but if they broke the window I would just go climb in (I am also immune to glass)
>>216172230nobadugly ugly bad thing to sayyou should not post for a while and just sit and think about what you posted
wanking to wmaf jav
>>216172247you've gone bloody mental
these rhubarb juicy drinks from m&s are peng
if I started drinking water and started saying "actually drinking water is fine" it would be a cause of suspicion. but at the same time if I started drinking water and brushing my teeth at night and started saying water is fine actually I would be worried. that would all be an extreme case against you people that drink water
>>216172125>>216172220
>>216172215thè gyālděm
>>216172286certified mousenonce zinger
nth for the gyaldem
>he didn't spend diwali fucking indian girls with his bwc
you just dont think its scary how you drank water until after like the first 6 months or something and are going around saying you like water, which is fluorinated. sure maybe water is gods nectar but humans fluorinated it and they always do this
>>216172254Alright lad go post about Emma's fartsSide note: used to really enjoy the instant regret videos from motherless etc where a girl would get DP'd on camera and immediately breakdown and cry after she organised. The one where the woman sucks a dick at a party and then looks at the camera and immediately the regret is glaring across her face
>>216172286
on yom kippur of all days
>>216172301Kek
Are you lot in any groups? Are you in the Masons? Are you a party member? Are you in a marching band?
>water drinker: "water is good for you"
Nigel Farage, what a man
need to go train golden week to enhance her barely even E+ because the other horse (literally me) is OP and doing 1 of each in turn is a lot of XP for her
if drinking alcohol damages your short term memory imagine what drinking alcohol can do
How come black and white lads get on a lot better in Liverpool and Manchester than they do in London
Tony Blair
Right then
all of the ginger horses would get it (poor golden week the old gray hag)
>>216172399so many blacks and browns in london theyve built their own enclaves not so much of that in manny and even less in liverpool
>>216172390ffs thats not a pussy its a smooth gooch and cock
Southerners are actually harder than northerners
what's going through his head right now?
>>216172293Good pointI remember this amazing video I used to come back to constantly, filmed from only one angle with an amateur camera, of this blonde milf getting fucked by a younger fella on what seems to be a resort or hotel bed, it was a staple on youporn.
>>216172448>wonder how many Fredos I can buy with 76 quid...
the OP brown horse (literally me btw btw) won an A1 contest in first place!! I need to train her well and win an A1 contest for +30SP
>>216172399because there is less of a black population in those places so they don’t set up their own communities they live with the poor whites.
>>216172399They get along fine in London, the black yutes are fighting amongst themselves
>>216172461What's a fredo in england? Also, that is not the Georgia flag
>>216172488hello drug addict have you tried any opioid research chems after the first ban wave (brominated chems etc)
>>216172455Yeah there's some many examples of vids that became go to my fap material in the early days of tube sites, but stupid me didn't save them because I thought they would be there forever.
so we’re all voting reform then
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Somebody: Xbox28 year old Zillennials: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
>>216172502Lush
>>216172515Walt Disney
egg
>>216172515Correct
>>216172529why not say bacon since thats in the pic as well idiot
golden week is the best horse
NI should use this a a flag
going spoons for brunchthe fit
>>216172510All of those sites came under a single format I noticed, one company, around 7-8 years ago maybe, same as cigarettes conglomerations.
>>216172488Wrong FHP, it is the Georgian flag
>>216172515State of your lot ahahaha
>>216172502SATURDAYSATURDAY
finished watching the motability mary video
>>216172570The georgian flag has four crosses, one in each quadrant.
idiot playing with the microwave again at 4 in the morning
>>216172606F H PHPImagine a Singapore style racial housing policy in the UK, I wonder how that would play out?
>>216172581dc;vr
My mind? Unscathed from woke agenda My intention? Reform
>The most historic moment in British Television as voted for by readers of HELLO! Magazine>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91EwcWhat is the most historic moment in British Television as voted for by readers of /brit/ thread?
took me about to minute to figure out it stands for "don't care voting reform"
>>216172502Alan Carr farted on them and now they all have to go in the bin :'(>>216172526one of the best men to ever live i say, i love that man>>216172556DRESSED IN THAT? oh my word!! you're proper cute you all bundled up in that scarf!
>>216172581bad bad gimps
ACTIVATION WORD: RONALD MCDONALD
>is that a fookin' racist monument? gerrit down right NOW
we should all jack off to gay porn
Today`sPocket Monster oftheDayIs ..Zigzagoon [Galarian Form] !!
>>216172725zigzagoon is sooo fucking cool he picks things up for you and linoone looks like a weasel
So what's your opinion on modern AVGN?
>>216172648>Pacific timeWhich state do you reside in yanklad?
>>216172743I bought the game JamesIt's good
>>216172725>Zigzagoon Fuckin yaaaas man>[Galarian Form]Ah get tae fuck
need to shave my pubes for tonight
>>216172743i had no idea he was still going
>>216172743>he's gonna take you back to the pasthaven't watched his videos since 2011
>>216172743Are they the same person?Fuuucked I don't want to get older
got kicked in the head by gold week :c
>>216172762you thought that was really clever
parakeet just made a cute noise instead of screeching
>>216172755It`s Farbetter than the original ok ..Better design ..and Look atThe Moveset !!
>>216172784
Did I miss Guardian Blind Dates?
>>216172774the first sentence was just me singing cus i still remember the theme songunrelated to the second sentence, by which i meant i no longer watch his videos
>>216172791hes hugeis he a phlying phox
>>216172791remember when i was perhaps 14 going to the caves alone at night and encountering some of these buggers
>>216172811arent they out flying and eating bugs at night what are they doing at home
>>216172725he's cute
>>216172827NEET bats
wtF just happened to bulbapedia
going to make a nice cup of tea
>>216172827I think they eat fruit
>>216172897why do they need to fly then
as always, lets give it a go
>>216172897bats.org.uk says 'All UK bats eat insects' but im 100% sure this big fat bastard is too big to be a uk bat
Coventry first half goal easiest bet I ever made
>>216172791Wonder if they ever forget they're upside down and piss all over their own faces
>>216172827guess not, saw some just hanging from the ceiling, was hot in there even in the winter, the caves are actually on some abandoned outdoor museum place, there are some signs still up but some of them are so old you can't read what's on them anymore
>>216172743damn
>>216172921Because the fruit doesn't fly to themAre you suggesting the bat should crawl to the fruit?Also cute shake at the end
>>216172791ktimi'm hanging like a bat after last nights supping of the liquid jew
>>216172958>Are you suggesting the bat should crawl to the fruit?why not, that's what i do
>>216172933Your mam always says "he's always on that bloody bats.org.uk. Bats this bats that, you can't support a family on bat facts I tell 'im but he won't listen will he"
>>21617297610/10 response Guernsey approved
>>216172982haha thats me alrightdid you know its bat mating seasonyou can see loads this time of year if you look up at sunset
uk bats should form an alliance with english red squirrels
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich,_Kent
>>216173019alan carr really needs to stop nipping about naked and accidentally farting on people's food
>>216173009Got loads of them here on the island. I think there's like 10-15 species on Guernsey. Didn't know it was mating season though, bet they're proper little goers
all well and good but there’s football on so quiet now
ever try eating your earwax?
you nibbas will argue about anything
farting on the cat
>>216172743thought he was a cringecase back then and he's an even bigger cringecase now
>>216173059VERY bitter. unpleasant!
Might open a bank account in Guernsey
IIIRISH REPUBLICAN ARRRRMY
>>216173059scran my bogeys any chance I get but earwax just tastes foul
>>2161730642 and 3 are just the most fun ways to cut them
>>216173096vile incel
>>216173069>>216173096yes i've just found that out since you took so long to respond
he could have waited 4 months and it all would have been fine
>>216173064nursery corehouse party corecafe coreschool lunch core
bogey is free protein they can’t put a supermarket tax on that
>>216173126sperm is also very high proteinperfect postworkout snack after a nice wank
>>216173126it was already in you. there's no net gain
>>216173064Depends on the usage idiot
>>216173150not true
>>216173150recovering jettisoned material
>>216173163dis niga eating other peoples bogies aye
>216139600 of course he lives with his parents
>>216173064i don't cut it. i'm eating it all anyway so what the point
Just updating my filter.>/^Guernsey$/;)
Did you know about a 1/4 of all mammal species that breed in the UK are bats?
>>216173184what
bros responding to the archive
>>216173194fat cunt
>>216067859haha really got him there dumb fuck
All this filtering but when I go back to the mainland I'm just Bristol posting and you're all none the wiser
>>216047859Just not true is it.
>>216173197For me it's>/^(?!United Kingdom)$/Simple, succinct.
>>215863737you can't be both pro trans and pro islam retard
>>216000000
sorting out the airing cupboard
>>216173260based
Airing out the sorting cupboard
hm lets see what can i fit down my japs eye
>>216173307try a grape
as yes well done you smelly little virgin
>>216173318UM x
Sounding is the weirdest fucking fetish
the last all white class in britainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwiEMrSJVA
Good movie this
>>216173350saw a tranny do it on chaturbate and when she pulled out the tool there was blood on it so she never did a spunkwonder can you get your money back if you donated tokens and she didn't deliver
>>216173355lmao
Spoons all day brekkie down my hungover gulletThe quality of the food in there has risen dramatically in the last few years, it was genuinely really good
>>216173374˚∆˚
stank you very much, you're smellcome
>>216173375Imagine you get a retard in your class and 50% fail the SATs
>>216172797i'm reading it now, that's a rough 29
>>216173424Nice de lad, was it a big night out last night
>>216172758gave my willy a fade by accident
>>216173096I pick bogeys, let them dry slightly in the cold air, then enjoy the brief moment of stickiness as they go all gloopy and delightful.I like scraping earwax out, especially as each ear has a different consistency and odour. That in my left ear is softer and has sweeter, more caramel notes. The right ear has a harsher, more bitter smell and a more viscous consistency (better for picking, licking, rolling and flicking).There is no greater pleasure in life, however, than digging a piece of moist Y-front fluff from my arse hairs after a long day at work, and savouring my own masculine stench after 12 hours baking into my arse hairs with shit
Never understood what a civil servant is don’t care enough to google it
let me guess he gives her a 10 and she's not interested
only the grottiest council house runtoids think spoons food is quality
>>216173374yeah that doesnt sound that good
>>216173452rasheed
The epping migrant molester mistake and manhunt is genuinely like something out of a right-wing American fever dream about Britain, but it's real
i got ID'd to buy a vapei'm fucking 32 lmao
>>216173449
https://www.tiktok.com/@derpthea/video/7557825186213432607time is a circle, zoomers are entering their cringe era. gen alphas are prepping to usurp them in a few years
>>216173457everyone who thinks that spoons, bighams, pot noodles and greggs is "peng" is just a poor runt who's never had better
>>216173479well only children vape
>>216173479thought browns didn't care about id
>>216173432>SATsFOY
>>216173435what the fuck is happening to modern women, they shouldn't be hitting The Wall in their late twenties ffs
>>216173498>bighamsuh oh they're not gonna like this!
opinions on giving oral to an escort?
>>216173506they're called SATs here too retard
>>216173498you just know their mums gave them turkey dinosaurs for dinner multiple times a week
>>216173509i was talking about the bloke
>>216173520i've rimmed many escort arses in fact if i'm getting an incall for an hour i'll spend a good 20 minutes eating her arse
>>216173455they seemed to quite like each other :D!
>>216173524well its a scottish school so fuck off engpaki
>>216173542for what reason?
>>216173520thought you had to do it the first few times i went to oneeven licked a german ones arsehole in a brothel and could taste her arse juice, wised up a bit afterwards when i realised her bum musk was still in my beard hours after the act
>>216173514the Grauniad did a taste test of that new £30 extra fancy range and every one got a 2 or a 3 out of 5 except the salmon
feeling a tad blue
got kitchen nightmares on
>i've rimmed many escort arses
>>216173571yankoid one of the c4 series?
>>216173542why lad
>>216173553horny
Billions must die. NO lives matter
>>216173542do they ever return the favour and tongue your chocolate factory?
because i like eating arse and after a few lines it takes me a long time to get a stiffy so i usually put on some lube and wank myself while eating their arses
>>216173606but it’s dirty and they’re whores who fuck many men
>>216173624ye arses of underage girls
Sir Escourtarse Tonguepunch
>>216173642no i go for older women these days because they're more open to things
literally me winning all of the races in team races (and gold week) do I put guest legacies on the horse or use the guest legacy for the horse to enchance it (both horses are guests for legacies)
>>216173624you know there's other methods of foreplay besides munching on the arsehole right
>>216173586yank one
>>216172399Lower amount of blacks means they were forced to integrate as there weren't enough of them to form a parallel society. That's why blacks in Liverpool speak with a scouse accent, but in London they've got that jamaican blend.
still roaring at this
practicing rimming on my sex arse
gold week MVP
>>216173668kek
>>216173684i also suck titties but i'm hesitant to do that because it makes girls uncomfortable when i ask to lie on their lap like a baby and suckle them
lads, you know chippy chips? how do they make them? what makes them so nice compared to normal chips?
>>216173692haha yeah good one fucking funny that*walks off and talks to someone else*
>>216173716*chases you and roars into your ear*
Sir Oral Herpes
weedtoil soon
>>216173716Sir Side Stepper
>>216173705seen camgirls rim those low torsos
>>216173714so they're more comfortable with you tonguing out their breakfast? That doesn't make any sense
>>216173715they low grade potatoes intended for consumption by animals and cook them in oil intended for lubrication of machinery
might sort out a few faggots for later
>>216173732*performs a single leg takedown and quickly locks my forearm under your chin*
>>216173754MATE you do realise the outer anus doesn't have poo in it? jesus christ have sex
Lovely turkey feast sandwich from Tesco followed by a nap for me de lads
90% of fish and chips are shit
>>216173715probably just because they're fresh and maybe use proper fat in the batter
https://www.tiktok.com/@sonechkxxa2.0/video/7466739670320237846the hell
>>216173794battered chips?
fair enough Sir Keir dont see a problem with it
remember how the phrase "not made for horses intended for human consumption" lacks a comma and actually means it's intended for horses not humans
>>216173775you're still making out with the hole that shit comes from, and you're assuming she's a thorough wipermaybe stop watching so much porn if you think rimming escorts is normal behaviour
sir tikka masala
>>216173797weird how zoomers can't even say words like porn "changed to corn" because tiktok bans them but this is allowed somehow
>>216173794bit of a mong arent you?
fizzy ginger grapefruit blackberry lavender pomegranate lemon limeade
>>216173797my culture is not your costume
A lot of deplorable and foul conversations going on in /Brit/ today
>>216173804why does his handler sound like donald trump in this one?
>>216173520one time i went to see this hungarian one and she literally made me eat her out and finger her, came and gave me a thumbs up and said it was really good
>>216173821escorts shower before seeing clients obviously if there was shit i would ask her to clean but never happened
>>216173802OK batter was the wrong word but I know the best chips are fried in fat rather than sneed oils
>>216173715The honest answer is a lot of chippies are supplied by the same farm & oil suppliers and that's just how they are
>>216173812where would you put the comma?
>>216173832sounds like a stomach ache
might get the pigs in blankets in the small convection oven and have them fry in air
>>216173840you got your willy chopped off yet mate?
>>216173832
what the fuck
>she literally made me
lengers
>>216173855>not made for horses, intended for human consumptionwhich is how a lot of people interpreted it and they claimed the drug was okay to use even though it was for horses only
>>216173865could nosh a couple of those down right now
>>216173840ugh i know sisstay strong!
>>216173865Americans bang on about 'bri'ish' food but the worst restaurants I've ever been to are all in the USA
worst stomach infection i ever got was from rimming a lad i was messing about with off grindrcould taste something funny at the time but just thought it was sweat or old cum however obviously was more sinister
>>216173908gay people are mentally ill
>>216173922
well rorke?
>>216173907What makes me laugh is when they eat something nice and English but call it Irish instead as a cope
>>216173925you have no culture other than braai which is just shitty barbecuelower your tone
>>216173844Nice
>>216173840eat your cookie yet, brookie?
>>216173908
got some tom waits on
might get a succulent chinese meal tonight
>>216173943you can give the word "human" the same treatment>humans have 46 chromosomessome have 47>humans have two legs and two armsamputees are missing some
fable bag gap
>>216173987don't worry about who the fuck I am I'm right in the middle of your shit so what the fuck
>>216173988maybe stop being transphobic and you'd actually get a gf? hmm
>>216173988the post was retarded without you giving a retarded explanation of its retardation. in fact, some might say I am also retarded for explaining why you're a mong yourself
Interesting..
find it weird that the more protein a cut of meat has the more expensive it ischicken breast is the most expensive part of a chicken in the supermarket but it's objectively the shittest part, fatty mince is a lot cheaper than low fat mince etc. I really doubt they're somehow more expensive to produce, I just can't fathom why they're so much more expensive other than the fact that the price seems to go up the higher the protein per gram is. decaf coffee for example has to be processed more than normal coffee but it's always the same price as regular coffee. just doesn't make any sense
>>216173943>ah but you forgot about these very rare exceptions to the norm so your entire point is invalidyeah, nah, doesn't work like that
>Rupert Murdoch, business magnate and media mogul, alive at 94.
>>216174009>>216174013rattled by facts
>he's revealed himself as a jew
Need to find some good level 5 synchro monsters for a fish/sea serpent/aqua deck I'm planning on making
>>216174004get your hand OFF my penis!
>>216173945Eirewashing is so blatant there it's hilariousWent to an 'Irish' pub called the Black Taxi once
piss off already you insufferable ghoul
normie degenerate: *does degenerate thing*men: haha grossgay degenerate: *does the same degenerate thing but gay*men: all gays should be killed
yeah you wish you could work as fuck as hard as i can
>>216174023the best part of the chicken being the thigh naturally
we used to call them chicks with dicks or dickgirls
>>216174075for me it was shemales
>>216174023everyone is obsessed with protein right now because of perceived health benefits so supermarkets are seizing the opportunity to slap a higher price on protein rich products
>>216174029fuck off
>>216174058>normie degenerate: *does degenerate thing*what are you talking about, you mean when someone does something gross as a joke?
>>216174054>>216173945http://theblacktaxi.com/Just lol at this homepageDeary, deary me
the toilfu was very appreciative of her pain au chocolat
weird how those people in reptilian conspiracy theories like Rupert Murdoch and Henry Kissinger lived for so long despite being alcoholics and smoking they must really be reptillians who drink children's blood
>>216174113simp
>>216174097calm down Rebekah Brooks
>>216174109a bloke rimming another bloke is somehow more disgusting than a guy rimming a girl
>>216174075it was always tranny for me
>>216174118also obese
me? don't care what people do if they enjoy it
>>216174122doing something thoughtful for a girl doesn't make you a simp, might be time to log off the internet for a while fella, get some fresh air
>>216174155'
love porns where the guy is getting his cock sucked while another girl rims his arsehole, imagine how good that must feel, actually INSANE that some people get to experience this level of sexual fantasy - and not just from munters either, from actual incredibly fit girls wearing really slutty outfits
>>216174159spending money on a girl that is never going to be your girlfriend is simp behaviour
>>216174145Exactly this guy Kissinger was like 16 stones at one point and rarely moved but he outlived Stalin, Trotsky, Hitler, Lenin, Nixon and all his contemporaries
A 10 year old kid named Lucas Fabrizio Vicenzi (facebook name) fucked kids too.
>>216174143she would get it
>>216174173please go outside mate, talk to people, make some friends
>>216173804tbf he is right its fucking ridiculous that hoop
>>216174166Wanting your arsehole involved in the deed in any way is bent
>>216174193I refuse
>>216174166Spaffed to this earlier onhttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=645517e9bb621the end is kino
>>216174166don't know how the bloke doesn't just cum instantly from something like that
>>216174166you could pay about £300-£500and get this off two escorts today
>>216174180Jimmy Carter outlived him
erm
>>216174241Yeah but he was an active farmer and lived a healthy relaxed life especially in later years.
well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI
mods
wtf man
>>216174260kysloser
the reactions make me think a foren flag has just done some noncery again. lads, please just filter all foren flags on /int/
so much for the online safety act I feel violated
i have my digital id so i'm protected from that
lovely start to the day, that
From the thumbnail that looked very serious indeed
for fucks sake
new>>216174337>>216174337>>216174337
At least you didn't click it lads...right?
>>216174347why are you reporting things without clicking them just report it and move on
