jewish edition
can't play my xbox because i gave my controller to my downstairs neighberg who isn't in award
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI..
just found out I'm having a nephew, after having two nieces already. I would have preferred another niece to be honest
Don't really know what that fella did that, we never will
/brit/ was always a bit shit but at least clicking update wasn't like a game of 50/50 where you could get flashbanged with some actual vile shitI complained about it at the time but now I think Hiroshimoot really needs to bring back the 500 countdown and email verification
>>216174378>would have preferred another niece to be honest'
>>216174390maybe having moderators and jannies who were more interested in quality over compliance would be good
>>216174390you really think 500 seconds would stop an autistic spammer
what was everyone freaking out over i missed it
>>216174402makes no sense
>>216174390again, just filter the foreign flags. all this nonce shit you're crying about is shit I havent seen in years.
>>216174390This is why we need the Online Safety ActIf 4chan had presented Ofcom with a copy of its Illegal Harms Risk Assessment this would have never have happened
Want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>216174390>>216174423not a whole lot can be done with the botnet going around though where you can just move on to a fresh new ip with ease and it's set up for spamming
>>216174431
they should just make a 4chan 2 and start again
>>216174443who said it was nonce shit lol
>>216174431looked like some very, very wrong'un content, content of the worst kind
>>216174456what incentive is there for the people who made the botnet thing im wondering they have to have some motive and theyre likely nonce freaks so ill never be using it personally just way too sus
>>216174450mad how this post doesn't get deleted by a post about Ukraine and Russia will. Posting about eating human shit is tolerated but talking about international affairs is notThat's why things are bad here, the jannies
>>216174431some jew posted their conversion content
>>216174477sequels never deliver
>>216174504probably spreading and sharing embedded illegal content and getting crypto donations
>>216174526/brit/ is a poo general. Always has been.
>>216174558thats true actually
>>216174558not eating it you fucking freak
>>216174443You do realise the spammer has used UK flags multiple times too
>>216174431training
also eating poo
>>216174596mate...
>>216174577its peng though
>>216174583I have never seen a UK flag post nonce images in /brit/. Not once.
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>216174606kek love this black niggar bastard
>>216174596im gonna need you to kill yourself chief
>>216174526Someone itt with some sense.
arse hurts from sitting down too long shall go for my incelwalk
>>216174558youre a sad bastard
reminder to report the BE flags posts
What's the deal with gingernonceWhy is he so obsessed with that kid
https://x.com/thecanaryuk/status/1981483790657569272Rorke mate you’ve been done AGAIN
>>216174690She was murdered.
>>216174558did you ever post on /r9k/?
Sir Hadush Kebatu
>>216174716he looks like baz painted brown
>>216174697>posh middle aged wealthy woman who lives in nice quiet 99% white and wealthy areaI won't take any lectures at all from this demographic thank you
mad that emmayank has been pushing the same poo eating gimmick daily for the best part of a decade
>>216174706Right yeah I get that muchBut what's the obsession? All those kids were murdered, is it legitimately just a nonce thing or what
>>216174337What the FUCK are they up to this time?
>>216174697what is even her point? that we should allow them to come here legally?
>>216174732As always you can’t actually say how she’s wrong instead just make an excuse to not to refute what’s been said lol
there used to be an emma scat guy on /r9k/ about 10 years ago wonder if it's the same guy
>>216174748yes for any of our weird spammers the answer is noncery
>>216174716Where is he?Where the fuck is he?I'm heading into central london this afternoon, imagine if I found him.
these days if you say you're English you get thrown in prison
>>216174690An elaborate scheme to get emmayank to stop posting that got out of hand. Btw Thanks for the reminder to stop
might buy a rustlers burger but add extra cheese to it
>>216174801ive reported you both to the fbi
>>216174765Her lived experience discounts her from having an opinionIt's like an able bodied person saying they don't see any reason why wheelchair ramps should exist and people campaigning for them are falling for a plot
>>216174791kek post a selfie with him here
>>216174770it is, he was also posting on /brit/ as far back as 2016he also used to be on /tv/ I think
4chan needs a registration system. You should have to make an account to post. Keep the layout the same with all the anonymous stuff but users have to register first. We won’t complain jannys, tell your superiors we’re fine with it.
we're all fae somewhere eh lads x
>>2161748824chan will be banned this year so I wouldn't worry about it
>>216174885HMP Chelmsford
>>216174885wish that paranormal shit was truewould make life more interesting
>>216174885how do you ken that
/incelwalking/ over the Welsh countryside and there ain’t a damn thing Ellis Jones can do to stop me
Weirdest thing girlfriendberg does is go to shops/market stalls to chat with the person working there. Not buying anything. She'll go to the same place like once a week just to bother them while they're trying to work and serve actual customers. Really cringes me out.
>>216174979what compels someone to save this gif
>>216174985Mine runs up the stairs on all fours sometimes. Think that might be her weirdest habit.
what the fuck is that
sad to find out the new kfc hot dog isn't a hot dog wrapped in fried chicken, or kfc batterbut just two mini fillets in a hot dog bun wtf is even the point
Sir Serial Rapist
>>216174817Thoughts on transsexuals? I only ask because you post them so often. Youve also made comments that could be construed as pedophiliac. Hopefully you've mentioned this to the "fbi" in your report also you lying cuck.
>10 set of hymen busters
>>216175028new and exciting please buy the slop
>>216175028sounds woke
sir bargain bucket
>gfberg wakes up early to make me breakfast in bed>english pancakes, with back bacon and golden syrup>I prefer buttermilk pancakes with streaky bacon and maple syrup>also would never choose to eat a meal in bedyet I have to play along like it's all happy families. I won't let it ruin my weekend though. not on your nelly.
We WANT 4chan to implement register to post Those emails need to be verified
>>216174985My girlfriend is the total opposite lolLast week she said I was behaving like an 80 year old man for having a 2 minute chat with this old lady working at Whittards
It is 2030.The political decision before you is forcing all women to be raped to death by troons, this is called Rowling's Law, or full on Nazism. Fucking hell lads we're doomed.
Polish KFC be like>KFCsz
>>216174947she looks like she would have been extremely fit in her younger yearsnice little dimple
>>216174947neoliberal teeth
>>216175073then you woke up and found you were still in your smeggy childhood bedroom
>>216174801You are an actual retard lol Did you get brain damage from sucking so much cock as a child?
doing quite the poo
>>216175146How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216174947why do all female Labour politicians look like semites?Powell, Philippson, Revesrepulsive women
>>216175196How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175000Homosexuality
just made a photo finish entrance to the toilet in the nick of time, yesterdays hot wings and this mornings coffee made for a combination most foul
>>216175224How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
just got a pack of k ciders from the offie8.4% disgusting shite but it'll do the job
I suspect my neighbor might be a bumbling retard. Literally can't move somewhere in or around the house without crashing into walls, from the sound of it.
>>216175028what a coincidence. i just got back from town eating a kfc burger and had to wait about half an hour because apparently the burger expert chef wasnt in today
>>216175245are you austrian or vpn?
There needs to be an imageboard that connects a cryptocurrency wallet to posts.When you create a thread you can set the minimum required value for repliers, for example we set a minimum of £15,000 so only people that have £15,000 in their wallet can post in /brit/.Thoughts?
>>216175238Why not go for spirits
>>216175260How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
Cannot fucking wait til Avatar 3.>Avatar 3.>GTA 6.>Sailing's release in OSRSThe three things keeping me going, and from killing myself.Do (You) have things you're looking forward to?
>>216175232I think the most likely explanation is that he's deeply afraid and disturbed by it, either in general or because of a specific personal incident, and people deal with that in different ways but for him it's an obsession with it. not saying it excuses how annoying and deranged he is but I think it means he should be pitied and needs help to deal with it.
Kike tranny shite. Something innocuous as this
>>216175255do they have any regional specials in malaysia
>>216175259finishes too quickly and it's more expensive
Just in utter despair at how shit this country is, and its only going to get worse
I'm an Ameriboo. Even though I despite some aspects of America I'm obsessed with their culture.
>>216175279sissy safe edish
>>216175305crazy how everyone has been saying this but redditors/leftists give very different reasons than conservatives.
>>216175238pic looks like my late catberg
>>216175300You have even constructed your own jargon to describe underage girls being raped in these fantasies. So how do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175286there was a sambal flavoured burger a while back iirc
nth for the baddiedem
>>216175277He refuses any kind of help and doesn't admit anything resembling regret or self awareness. He deserves to be euthanized.
>>216175300>adults and consensualLie on, you are well aware what '-2' means
>>216175296>finishes too quicklynot really? you don't have to chug it>it's more expensiveMost spirits will be far cheaper per dose of piss than your k cider
having a wild ride looking up candid videos online
dont understand how tommy robinson still has any form of following, who does he even appeal to anymore
>>216174596kill yourself
>>216175398blow your head smooth off
he does it for the soul purpose of derailing /brit/ threads. “What do incels hate most” is the only thought process. He pays no mind to what he’s posting or has any interest in it, it’s simply to upset as many people as possible. His beef is with /brit/, the only question is how could someone be so mindraped by a general?
>>216175389give me the brief summary
>>216175398How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175375He's an alcoholic mate he doesn't have the brainpower for maths
>>216175375>not really? you don't have to chug itam an alcoholic you see i drink everything at the same rate because my taste buds are gone>Most spirits will be far cheaper per dose of piss than your k ciderno trust me i worked it out with a calculator
>Angela Rayner became a grandmother at the age of 37well, rorke?
>>216175389intellectuals and scholars of the highest calibre
>>216175427see >>216175430i worked it out i used a calculator
>>216175429How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
sucking a transfemale dog's willy
>>216175389rorkes like him because they think being pro israel = anti muslim so it's more based than being england first
wondering what would happen if she went to india dressed like this
>>216175475How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
might get a serious maccas order going on later
>>216175463this person is under 18 btw
by the way jannois, he's saying "m2" and instead of "-2" now because he knows you've caught on
trying to update my iptv cos they changed server and it's taking eons
>>216175529How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175389mossad
>>216175514wrongshe is 20 see https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761236200961997.webm
>>216175549dont think i'll be opening any links posted by someone who is already posting underage images
>>216175575How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175571first of all she's not underagesecond it's not pornographythird it's in public
sat here picking my nose i am
>>216175589classic defensive approach.>it's not what you think it is>and even if it is, it's still okay legally>and even if it's not, it's still okay morally
>>216175604have i been wrong yet
>>216175622yeah, on literally your first claim.
>>216175634How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>take a shower>immediately after need a poo>it's the foulest, greasiest shit you can imagineWhy do I bother?
>>216175549mental how she's objectively fit but some retard will still reply "10/10 in bongland"
looking at pictures of food instead of getting food again
>>216175677thought things were on the up in poland
going to start cooking soon
>>216175657Or cloy the hungry edge of appetiteBy bare imagination of a feast?
>>216175704not my lazy arse
Not sure what the cause of his low month or so in my life is. Excessive /brit/ using and gambling. I’ve been in these holes before throughout the years before recovering and swearing off both. Everything’s going my way in life otherwise, so why do I do it.
had a horribly smelly hungover poo and im still doing absolutely rancid fartshave the window open but the stench is lingering
>>216175654poo before showering
>>216175727Are you me? Are you literally me?
>>216175722age? gambling, 4chan and drinking is basically how i know i'm in the whole. been getting into these ruts every few months for absolutely no reason.
>>216175735Didn't need a poo then did I The fucking demiurge causes me to need a poo right after
getting clarted
>Following the For Women Scotland Ltd v The Scottish Ministers Supreme Court ruling and subsequent interim guidance published by the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC), on June 30 2025, the Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention issued a "Red Flag Alert" for transgender and intersex rights in the United Kingdom. The Institute stated that "If the [EHRC] guidance does become law, it would make transition impossible in the UK. Life as a transitioned person would become unbearable", and that the ruling by the Supreme Court and the guidance by the EHRC means that "All of the actions described above fit neatly into the 9th Pattern of Genocide".Well Rorke, what do you have to say about yourself?
any good youtube videos to watch while i drink?had a good recommendation earlier post some more please
reckon he's worked out that if he commits another offence he'll get to stay in a womfy prison for a few more years
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
>>216175767That’s it yeah, I have everything I could otherwise want in life. Yet I’m back the hole for the first time in years, wish I could identify the cause.
>>216175815How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175819missed this post
>>216175803Here you go mate Bloke works undercover in a small boats hotel for 3 months Enjoy xhttps://youtu.be/WbVnwGVuKDg
2 months until Christmas lads!
>>216175803https://youtu.be/C7n1QhP0Lqg
imagine full on volleying heathernonce in the face cant even imagine how satisfying it would be
>>216174337this image is on the board multiple times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yOqdhEEWng
>>21617584921 year old Hindu here, British born and raised. Went to a Church primary school and have upheld British values all my life. You work hard, earn your way, pay your dues, follow the rules and at the end of a hard year Christmas comes and you look back at the good, the bad and the ugly.My parents came here legally. My mum's parents were university English literature professors and had visited here many times before their daughter moved. My parents followed the right channels, came here and worked hard, took nothing for granted, and made their money. My mother remembers arriving early to work in Canary Wharf on 7/7 having taken the tube that morning.How many of these so called "service users" luxurious stays are we paying for with money we could use for a holiday of our own. Not even showing a shred of respect for what they're being given at OUR expenseThree billion pounds a year could fund doctor's appointments, infrastructure projects, or just easing the cost of living.This can't continue.
mindraping in progress
>>216175849Look like a nice bunch of lads, dont see why rorke hates them so much
Millions of young National SocialistsBut Shlomo would never let them vote for thisDemocracy they said was something to rely onThey must have been quoting from the Elders of ZionReawaken the nazi in the Aryan's heartCan't wait to be marching out and doing my part (doing my part)Sieg HeilTo the Final Solution, you'll never jew me again
11:30 PM and my roommate is still laying in his bed doing nothing but coughing intermittentlyI'm pretty sure he has not left his room all day
>>216175915How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216175937Least homosexual Heathertranny post
>>216175937fruity don
thread just keeps getting worse and worse. think that's enough /brit/ for me for now. off to ride me new bike.
Why does he do the Nazi posts after spamming about black men’s penises for hours
i think it's about time to switch to tonsil stones
every time i cough (think im getting covid) my roommate is just doing the most exaggerated sighgonna have to give that little incel a hiding if he carries on
>>216176006His form of suicidal ideation (getting holocausted) after indulging in his fantasies (self insert as child being raped)
on the matzo crackers
10 MEN WENT TO MOWWENT TO MOW A MEADOW
>>216176006rorke contains multitudes
>>216175900You're going back too Ranjeet
>>216176057Freudian
rorke getting drawn and quartered for the crimes of heresy, blasphemy, witchcraft and treason
Another day of mods doing absolutely nothing to enforce the rules
So, this is the belgian
cry myself to sleep almost every night thinking about the state of world in general and how it's all gonna be downhill from here
number of incredibly boring and repulsive posters currently in this thread who I despise and will be glad to see disappear
>everyone else is gone Guess I'll leave the designated shitting thread too
love tinned mackerel
>>216176190holy shit
>>216176223Ktim - which brand? Princes are alright but Tescos spicy do me good
>>216176166rorke
>>216176223love you :3
>>216176235Its a bot
>>216176190will we hit 160k before sir /brit/ shutdowner shutsdown /brit/
>>216176260no it's notbrit has been around for a decade and rorke is mentioned multiple times a thread
+1 to my rorkescount
bobbing my tiny evil incel head to evil incel beats
rorke getting drone striked in his living room
getting some carrots out to celebrate hummus
I have eaten poo.
find it hard to believe that bluepilled leftypols still exist tbqh
anyone else feel that sudden increase in air pressure?
why do the blacks all believe in a flat earth?
haha, yea! *simply logs off leaving you to dwell in your own thoughts and misery*
>>216176272No, it genuinely is a botnet. Don't know the reasons for it, who programmed or why, but its been an endless spambot for years and you are delusional if you think things like this are organic or natural memetics.
>>2161762981
>>216176313they're lower IQ on average
his router about to receive vigorous clartening
>>216176298>>216176323Deleted by administrators.
howling, based janny
>>216175983i haven't heard this phrase in years
The Jewels of the Orient
>>216176322youve lost the plot
>>216176323>>216176338>eating random park animalsThis is how you get parasites.
>>216176322>two people had a similar idea during a conversation >they must be botsYou're fucking paranoid, jesus
>>216176364ive been doxxed
>>216176386Look at the timestamps retard
>>216176322holy newfag
>>216176243lidl one, can't fault them
>>216176322there was probably a conversation about pizza earlier in that thread
>>216176322ah yes someone programmed a bot to post "rorke"
>>216176322you are severely mentally ill
I’ll be setting off to see my gf now, you lot enjoy your little online roleplay yeah
>>216176323mental how innately evil women are
https://x.com/dave24144975/status/1981611104192123015/video/1HOOTING
>>216176404Uhh not to my taste but mackerel is mackerel - enjoy
they say you shouldn't use hydrocortisone on your dick, but I think it's bollocks
>>216176433fomyeg
>>216176422it's a man pretending to be a woman.
I keep getting segmentation fault error
>>216176421Mental that you feel the need to inform us. Have a good time with her, get her a little Halloween themed gift yeah?
>>216176416You were spamming bradley walsh on your own in another thread the other day, lower your tone when you speak to me
>>216176461you're not well
rorke joining the british armed forces
>>216176461
>>216176427squatting on my hind quarters scuttling and making pincer motions with my hands like zoidberg
>>216176427Notice how he's only doing it to women
>>216176485Poor guy. Wish humans would just leave animals alone
>>216176463
>>216176485too much work. why didnt they just hand the beavers to the cameraman?
car still won't start. Shall be walking 82 mins uphill to work tomorrow >can't you just get a taxi?not paying to work
Made schizomumberg cry again. It is what it is.
*be's in York*
>>216176404more a deenz man myself. like them on toast.
>>216176520i wonder why they don't just use a helicopter for that and just land it
>>216176577Cosy, wouldn't mind fishing there.
>>216176562you promised you wouldn't make her cry today
>>216176558Running is for slaves
York a good place to buy property I reckon Being shilled in the media a lot, and everyone wants to go because there nowhere else nice in england really
so it's agreed/brit/ endorses the SDP
>>216176562call her a trilobite again did you?
>>216176577do the ducks really like sitting on top of that muck?come to think of it i rarely see that stuff around here, is it algae?
>>216176558COME ON YOU SPUUURRRS
and a little bit of chicken friedcold beer on a friday nighta pair of jeans that fit just right
>>216176610i believe i clocked this some years ago, or did i?
>>216176597Yep, I did. I try my best, but she insists on nonsense. Wants me to agree with her that she was a foul mother, but excuses my demonic father for everything he did.
>>216176558buying petrol for your car with enough to get to and from work is paying to workif you weren't driving to work you would be paying for less petrol
VII /brit/ Tank Corps1st Armoured Division "John Honey"2nd Armoured Division "Bradley Walsh"3rd Armoured Division "Poo Seal"
>>216176471fus!ro dah!
>I clocked itFucking gimp ill clock u in a minute
>>216176673
>>216176585got to be in the right mood for those
Can't decide whether to wank or have something to eat x
>>216176714*gingerly lays my bollocks in front of the tank tread*all clear lads!
got a bald spot on my moustache because I keep pinching the hairs out
>>216176730eat.
>>216176742Did this on my head as a child due to anxiety
>>216176742ktim satisfying to get a big one
got a small spot on my penis because I keep pinching the length out
almost the season to cry brown people in christmas adverts while food and utility bills quadruple
>>216176774mine is natural
>>216176742big bald spot on the left and right and the middle under the nose left completely untouched is it?
there are 2 other spanish flags?
uh oh stinky
>>216176809>>216176809>>216176809
>>216176781rorke, you work on getting those prices down, leftypol, your job is to get the wogs off our telly. go, team!wait... d'oh!
if i could do my life over i would move to london as soon as possible
>>216176808more like tuna lee(like smelly tuna breath lee)
>>216176838why the fuck would you do that
