Del Boy edish
the dude raped a woman while wearing a mask but she recognised his stinky breath of my days
Fuck it lads, might just go be a US army grunt for 60khttps://www.goarmy.com/benefits/while-you-serve/money-pay
>>216176764
>>216176807well i'm certainly a spanish flag
>>216176881you'll never get anywhere near thatit's like when companies promise a 50k bonus but you get 1k at christmas lmao
>>216176809he will never fall through the bar
>>216176850more like tuna lee(like smelly tuna breath lee)
>>216176881why would you be a grunt in the army when you could do something much better like say an electrician in the airforce or any other job which makes you hireable in the civilian world also with that example I gave the airforce is significantly guccier than the army and you'll have better barracks most likely
let's all go out and get gfs
>>216176850Tonsil Stones
why did the woman in the white stripes have massive tits? one of life's mysteries
>Manhunt continues for asylum seeker released from prison by mistake
>>216177007posted it again award
>>216177017maybe they'll accidentally catch him
>>216177023half of /brit/ deserves this award
>>216176809Curious how beloved and talented acting star David Jason isnt on tv anymore. Wonder what will come out about him when he dies...
>>216177007corr thighs
why are there so many coons
>>216177041not me i havent posted that
>>216177013remember wanking over her sex tape so many times when i was a kid
>>216177066it's rorke's google history
>"The manhunt is being led by an experienced Senior Investigating Officer. how do you become experienced at catching people. nibba is like "let's check his friend's house" or "we should look in nearby parks"
rorke watching 28 days later and siding with the rapists
>>216177066https://youtu.be/bqK77pVXi0w
what's the last videogame you played that you thought "that's pretty good"? I want to play some games but they're all bad.
>>216177093it's mousey he's drawing from his years of experience catching pokemon
>>216177130not telling
how many times a week do you lads shave
i really don't get why these people are famoushis videos are just him walking around places or playing video games
rorke holding culturally british right wing beliefs
>>216177130ds3
>>216177147i shave my arsehole for daddy about once a weekdat bussy cleandat bussy smooth
>>216177154fucked itposted in wrong thread
rorke lost aura
https://youtu.be/5MZpPFEC7KM
>>216177130The Evil Within. It has its faults but it has so many great little touches
With a little bit of CSS I made 4chan way better. Fucking shite how the posts are all the way over to the left of the screen so your head is turned slightly. Got the posts centered. Also removed some padding so I don't have to scroll so much.
Anyone other love no one and loved by no one cunt here?
>>216177130tales of graces f
off for a dinner with the missus family, which i’m dreading
>>216177147i fucking never bother
>>216177239pretend to be sick
>>216177147i havent shaved in over a month. it's a mess.
>>216177147once a week, just shaved about an hour ago now
>>216177258too late, already on our way aren’t we not particularly dreading the dinner but her family is mental
girl at toil kept pulling funny faces and went silent after I said anything the other day and I'm seething about it nowit's the kind of thing you can't even call out because you'd just look crazy
how the mighty have fallen
>>216177293do a large poo in protest. leave the window closed and door wide open when you're finished to send your protest poo vapour around their house and teach them all a lesson.
>>216177341ever shag her arse?
2 chicago town cheese and tomato subs down the hatch
>>216177341HR monday morning, nip it in the bud
>>216177212ok nerd*gives you a swirlie*
>>216177293you can still pretend to be sick, start coughing or sneezing and say you feel a bit zonked out, wrap a chinky flu mask around your face and don't make eye contact with anyone and speak as little as possible
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1761318945025825.jpg
did 31 bodyweight pull-ups on Thursday one set it's been 48 hours and I still don't have a girlfriend
>>216177400
>>216177377slop
>>216177402nice bit of cardio there
>>216177345man how Robbie Williams was the coolest more famous person in the country for awhile
>>216177402*half pull upslearn full ROM retard i've had enough of these people doing half a rep and calling it a pull up
>>216177400corr bet she has tits and a vagina
>>216177130The Simpsons: Hit & Run
>>216177415why did disney make her so sexy
>>216177428I supposeAlso means that 1 needs to be easy as fuck
>had a dream l was back in schoolhate that shit
>>216177452unfathomably based
>>216177447ok thanks now i have an erection!
Whale milk is 50% fat and so thick it won’t dissolve in water, allowing calves to drink straight from the ocean
>>216177452it's bad I said name a good one
>>216177509give it to me
>>216177444nah seetho. Chin clear of bar each time. On some reps I would have done near lock-out rather than full lock out I'm sure, but it makes little difference and it's honestly excusable when doing loads
>>216177130red dead 2
>>216177509>Whale milk is 50% fatalri whale milk
>>216177476in the midst of exam period is common for me horrible fuck (((school))
>>216177341next time she does it just say "are you okay? you keep making weird faces"it'll put her on the spot. shite like this you just need to nip in the bud, don't let little cunts be sly
so hang on could i have been making money playing CS2 up until yesterday? did you have to buy skins or do they give you them
the Simpsons movie video game was better than hit n run
>>216177130the resident evil 2 remake it was a remake of an old game thats why it was good
i had chicago town once and it's absolutely vile
>>216177341>girl at toil kept pulling funny facesin what way
and the latest from the umbunnies
>>216177130best game ive played was the last of us 1 remake
gums are sore from the niccy pouches
>>216177476have you ever had one where you are the person you are now, but there's a class from back then you still need to finish or they'll take all your qualifications away from you?
Imagine if Tom Aspinall loses to a Frenchman after being giving the belt. What a disaster
>>216177130battlefield 6its peng
>England: "You tried to colonize people huh?">Scotland: "Aye...">England: "Didn't go so well did it?">Scotland: "Nay...">England: "How about we do it... Together?">England and Scotland proceed to colonize 30% of the planet
>>216177637free them
>>216177637Delicious.
>>216177673jon jones will post 100 tweets while masturbating
>>216177130I'll tell you what it was yeah that's Metal Gear Solid on the PS1 Meryl's Codec on the back cover!!!
>>216177341Draw a picture of the face she's pulling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KegnZEFpczU
>>216177637kiss kiss kiss theyre so cute
>>216177130Mercenaries: Playground of DestructionGreat game that.
>>216177644rdr2 is the best by far
irish election looks to be going well then
>>216177672Yeah sometimesIt'll be a school chemistry exam or some shite. I'll be struggling and panicking then I'll wake up in a daze and remember that I've got a masters degree and job and feel relief that I don't have to go through that bollocks ever again
>>216177672Nah I think Freud said that means you're gay lad>>216177683Feel like the English were the main players in that colonisation game
>>216177497pics or it didn't happen x
>An Albanian drug dealer has avoided deportation after "learning his lesson" despite being considered a "serious threat to the public".
big cock it's my dick willy
>>216177706haha spinkhaha fat cat
>>216177703>>216177634bit like thishttps://youtu.be/EnBdGTX3vZc?si=J6TWJP1KqNq86ARW
Tonight's Guest of Honour
Lily Allen's slagging us off in her new song
not opening the demons links
>>216177822she's done you
>>216176850he should have removed his tonsil stones
>>216177593I had the PS2 version which was shit, couldn't even explore Springfield with it
>>216177833lily allen tried to get a job in game of thrones where she'd have to shag her real life brother, alfie
slip of the tongue on a lonely dayarrest the feeling, remember the dayanother memory, another mistakehow much more can I take
>she's done you
If you eat tinned mackerel you're also eating the corpses of parasites
>>216177733genuine question, would a English person be welcome living in an Irish town?
>>216177833don't know what stan means
>>216177822She made the face of 2 african Americans, an Indian guy and a white guy? Maybe she's just a good actor?
>>216177833this lady probably aborted more children than israel at this point
>>216177895holy grimolywas always worried about parasites in fish tbqh
prescient
Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin:>"It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black and Asian people"
catberg
>>216177898From the Eminem song 'stan' means someone being obsessive about someone or something
>>216177892That curvature could cause gravitational attraction in Einsteinian spacetime
an hour at most a day
>>216177833that fucking bitch
>>216177923reckon people have always been this fucked in the head or is it a modern phenomenon
>>216177896Yes. I am English.Everyone likes me here and calls me sir.
ban evasion
>>216177903You're really smart and cool
>>216177943>Be in Scotland>Almost every billboard has a black or asian person on it
>>216177943she is rather swarthy herself
>>216177943um basedwhich means she'll be kicked out of reform by sunset
>>216177726never played that looks a bit boring
just seen two extremely low quality posts
>>216177944>whiskasget her off that slop right now
Was the album released two minutes ago? Why does it have hardly any streams
>>216177896No, but they'd be welcome dead in an Irish town
>>216177896Yeah people dont care about the English that much. A 2025 Englishman isn't the same as a 1919 Black and Tan. Plus the island has been flooded with islamic child rapists, so someone being english is seen as being not that bad these days. You might not get treated quite as warmly as an Irishman might, but you won't be mistreated either. The smaller and more westerly the town, the less you'd be liked, generally speaking.
What film is funny make me laff with 5 maybe 7 tinnies in me?
>>216177961very modern phenomenonmental illness, incellism and internet are to blame
call me gay but i absolutely love missionary position while making eye contact and kissing
was going to go on my 3pm walk but remembered it's saturday
>>216178003can tell by the titles alone it’s a shite album
>>216178035i did this with my boyfriend last night
snapping my own hymen
>when u nut and inexperienced katy keep suckin
>>216178038lily allen is shitethis 4chan stan song sounds like AI honestly
i know you're here lily your music is shite
>>216177944well done catberg
>>216178025Without A Paddle
>>216178036why can't you go still? too many drunkards around?
>>216177876i don't think the actors actually shag each other
>>216178062homemade
>>216177896Not in certain parts of Northern Ireland
DON`T BE A SHEEPREFUSE TIME THEFT !!do not changeYourClockstonight !!
>>216178123They prefer Jamaicans
>>216178099you think it would be okay to mime sex with your relative?
i'm too thick to understnd the clock changejust tell me do i get to sleep an extra hour or do i have to wake up an hour earlier?
>>216178147Northern Ireland is the whitest country in Western Europe.
>>216178123surely they mean londonderry campus
>>216178144sick of time dont care what happens to it
>>216178173corrr would nosh on that clunge all day
the cronem chiefing loudpack before katy arrives
>>216178173COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR. Love birds with trims like that
for FUCK sake
jesus...
that time of day again
really hope thats ai what ive just witnessed
uhhhh mods??
ah yes, a yank paedophile. how unexpected
FILTER THE FUCKING FOREIGN FLAGS YOU MONGS
might get a penis extension on the nhs
not happy he used my post to reply to with that image, i am NOT affiliated with him
>>216178151they're not relativesshe's a prostitute
its clearly ai
>He deleted the wrong pic
>>216178265Are you retarded mate? What do you think this conversation is about exactly?
Prison sources have confirmed to the BBC that staff from HMP Chelmsford led Hadush Kebatu away from the prison and towards the station.This confirmation follows reports that Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.
>>216178267and are you the resident expert on ai-noncery?
>>216178261you're getting a knock at the door
so know we know heathermong is an actual podophile
>>216177833what sort of person listens to lily allen these days
why do they call him heathermong
quite fancy a sandwich
>>216178314its gingerpaedo
>>216178314never seen him post anything about feet
just a mong me
>>216178365ktim
dreamt i was shooting kemi badenoch in a long corridor with an rpd
>>216178365malayan mong
why do they all look the same
>>216178365Mong Noodle?
>>216178396How do you feel when you finally go to sleep after another 16 hour shift of spamming your elaborate fantasies about children being raped by black men in an office building?
>>216178365yeah a little mongkey
oh for fuck sake
that's another flag to add to the filter.
why don't we have a dedicated janny, we're like 20% of all int traffic
yeah being this fucked in the head is a modern phenomenon
>>216178400bridget owes me sex
Was that what I think it was? Why tf would you post that?
Hadush Kebatu has been found!
>professional pakistani cricketoh my days
whats some good winter creps
I know you enlarged the image anon
>>216178476he's the ball
>>216178472he at the trappy gettin gud gud
hey niggas
>>216178476weve got that fat bald guy with crohns disease or something
you ever been halfway through a wank and you put your glasses on and realise what you've been wanking to?
>>216178476Ah-rveyih Al-price
watching a lovely bit of princess mononokefor me a top 10 film of all time
why did the flags change
well christmongs?
out on my bike ride lads. few of these lads cutting about.
>>216178589whats she watching
>>216178556You may have to learn why lad. If starmer blocks us
White bois need to bring back nu metal
dadberg has set all the clocks back one hour already
>>216178588The story of Santa Claus is taken from Iranian tradition as is pretty much everything about Christmashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amu_Nowruz
>>216178602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke71LNBvK4Q
>>216178594nottingham?
>>216178628Forgot! Can drink a extra hour away then reckon
>>216178628hes gone mental
>>216177130> that you thought "that's pretty good"Hades I guessI heard the 2nd one is out now but I can't be arsed
clocks going back means i can get an extra wank in
my brother calls me weeladit makes me feel bad
From this day forth, it's America First.America First.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O01wECPnMY
there are 30 year old nibbas who still play video games lmao and you wonder why the cronem are snapping hymens in this country
>>216178692aren't you 40 years old? LOL
i remember brexit and people saying the commonwealth is better than the euit was a strange thing to say
>>216178692>>216178721
>>216178649surrey. in bushy park
remember covid 19
>>216178594i thought pixels had good cameras this looks terrible
camgirl just took a dildo out her arse and shoved it down her throat
christmas is christ’s birthday simple as
I'm a loserbaby
>>216178762said this the other day but i was looking at pictures i took 8 years ago and they look better than my current phone
>>216178807God Bless youthey won't like this
>>216178752i live 5 minutes from theregonna be watching out for an incel on his bike next time
heating is going on
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
>>216178816so why won't you shag me
>>216178840Still sunny out don't be silly
Refuse to put heating on before November even if it were free. You're just not a man if can't handle a bit of cold.
breasts are so greatwomen with breastswomen with big big big breasts
please oh please don't tell that you're over 30 and STILL play video games cus that is just SAD!
i play video games and i have gay sexalso walk my dog
>>216178872no it's not
>>216178895wish i could mong about playing wow for a month of three without any consequences tbqh
reckon i'm too sane to the point that it resembles insanity
>>216178895times have changed
>>216178895don't have time, too busy posting about black willies
>>216178602yaoi
watching cawdy vs cena
video games? nah not for mestrictly a black men kicking a ball guy
still doing horrendously smelly farts
>>216178913yes it is i'm staring directly at the sun right now
gfberg has no fetishes or kinksreally pisses me offwish she was into at least one weird thingshe makes me feel like a fucking creep for want to try some kinky thingsall she does is lie there and is done in 5 minutes then tells me to cum on her back while she goes on her phone
>>216178960cenaboyle?
>>216178964at least football has a social component. pints with the lads. chatting in the pub. none of your runts would get that.
>>216178998which you dont do, so really it doesnt matter anyway
>>216178990She doesn't need any you just make her do the ones you want Or maybe she just doesn't like sex
me and the lads gathering in the pub to discuss how good or bad the man kicked the ball
>>216178990>all she does is lie there and is done in 5 minutes then tells me to cum on her back while she goes on her phoneFucking gone lad, going on the phone during a good film makes me think I'll never marry this twit why bother.
>>216178893
>>216178589is that the simpsons living room
so nobody talking about how there's a pony hidden in the OP gif yeah
>>216178990get her head hanging off the bed and go to town
wow theres a pony hidden in my arris
>>216178990ask her what she used to read on wattpad. i bet it's filth unlike anything you've ever concieved.
>>216178990smash her head into the wall and turn her retarded
>>216179020rattled because i was right about your being a pathetic gamer lmao
>Prison sources have confirmed to the BBC that staff from HMP Chelmsford led Hadush Kebatu away from the prison and towards the station>Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.
Make your choice
>>216179136screaming
why don't you fuck your own arse
Thinking of getting this card
>>216179153ROARING
>>216179153leftypol on the front gate doing his bit to fight systematic racism
Getting all scared because of Halloween an' that.
>Police give update on hunt for wrongly released migrant sex offender - and ask him to turn himself in >A delivery driver who spoke to wanted migrant Hadush Kebatu at Chelmsford prison has told Sky News the "confused" offender was guided to the railway station by prison staff.HOWLING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216179186*spooks you*
>>216179153>>Kebatu had been seen returning to the prison, only to be turned away by staff and directed to the station.
>>216179153clownworld
>>216179143the nigga getting defensive over his wogball shouldnt be calling anyone rattled x
Reckon they should let that migrant free since he did try to return to prison
>>216179225>shitting on footballyou cannot be this much of a shutin freak incelget the game on, have a drink, get into the spirityou won't regret it friend
In September, Chelmsford Magistrates' Court heard Kebatu tried to kiss a 14-year-old girl on a bench and made numerous sexually explicit comments on 7 July.The following day, he encountered the same girl and tried to kiss her before sexually assaulting her. He also sexually assaulted a woman who had offered to help him create a CV to find work.
>>216179153
>>216179153absolute fucking clownworld
>>216179261what does "sexually assault" actually mean here because i've seen people accused of sexual assault for sticking their tongue out
>>216179306come on lad, you know
>>216179259not your friend
>>216179306did you read the most or na
>>216179306he put his hand on the 14-year old's leg dunno what he did to the woman
pedal's in the most
so putting your hand on a woman's leg is rape?
>>216179362nigger nonce
>>216179362>t. hadush
BBC thinking this is front page news while hiding the real stories
>>216179306well he's black and he got a whole year inside from a fabian society judge so he probably raped her every day for a month
>>216179362are you from the subcontinent or africa or something?
>>216179457>>216179457>>216179457
>>216179362it's sexual assault as stated previously
>>216179460>>216179460
*starts doing a gay porn dance*
>>216179489think no one would see that cause we all moved to the new? well I saw that.and you know what? it made me horny.
>>216179306https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Rex-v-Hadush-Kebatu.pdf
