tender marriage sex with Yalda Hakim edition
>>216179355sounds cool if you imagine Vin Diesel saying it in one of those car movies then accelerating past his rivals
reckon there will be another nationwide rorke riot in the uk within the year
so if you touch a woman's leg it's rape? i don't understand. rape is forcing a woman to have sex in a dark ally. if a woman has too many drinks and sleeps with a guy or if a guy touches a woman's arse it's not exactly rape is it.
>>216179510wow what a prediction
>>216179473
Men who are average height can admit they'd like to be another inch or two tallerEveryone knows that being normal is better than having Downs syndrome, we just don't say it out of respect to disadvantaged peopleIs it really that big of a deal to just accept that White people are better?
some bloke found chewing gum in his aldi sarnie
>>216179510too cold innitunless you mean within the year as in a year starting now in which case it's guaranteed year
>>216179521sexual assault, not rape
>>216179521it's not rape. it's sexual assault. nobody said it's rape
>>216179544heavy but knowing that the crimbo butties are out at shops is good new, luv cranberry and stuffing. boxing day type butty is peak for me
>https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Rex-v-Hadush-Kebatu.pdfnot reading all that can you give me a qrd
>>216179521there's no such thing as rape, all women always want to be felt up and penetrated
last year i had a turkey, stuffing and bubble n squeak butty was grim and dont know why I thought it was a good idea
more deer action from my bike ride
Dude ate pizza with little girls lmao
>>216179588go to mosque ali and stop shitting up brit
>>216179632honestly sounds like it could be peng though
https://youtu.be/Ttpq0sTkMqw?t=70>please call me you are black manshe was asking for it
honestly don't know how anyone above the age of around 27 has time for video gamesi'm far too busy gooning to BBC porn for that shite
for me? it's crunchy bats
seema jaswal sex bum
>>216179702
>>216179678maybe if instead of bread I'd used yorkshire puds
local racists are doing a march right past my flat again chanting "whose streets? our streets" and waving flags
my rap name would be busta nutt
gf angry because i went out bought a tesco pizza and said i'm gonna eat that tonight
>>216179555
>>216179707charlies
>>216179716scrrmaeing
scrrmaeing
scrrrmaeing
The face of hate
>>216179716would make more sense if the woman had the pornhub logo and Bazza was put in place of the man
marching around chanting with my racist mates and some incel stuck his twerpy face out the window and scowled virginiously at us just now
screa ming
>>216179804don't see her problem, she can have half
>>216179873Show him your bare bum, as a joke.
scrme
>>216179860she's got those trannies in a right old tizzy lol
Sir Screa Ming
Luckily for me there's still dozens of JAV sites that big brother seems to have forgotten to block.
>>216179860like her even more now
>>216179636that's nice deer
Why watch porn when you can have sex?
>>216179936what are they called, so i can avoid them of course, asking for a friend
>>216179873what did you chant
>>216179980YOU CAN STICK YOUR PALESTINE UP YOUR ARSE
might be going chippy this evening
>>216179860>The 40-year-old actress will voice the notoriously despised Dolores Umbridge, a character infamous for her sadism and high-pitched cruelty, in Audible’s Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions.She's too hot and sexual to play that role accurately
>>216180025woke wont like this
>>216180020>agdgused to be my main thread back in the day
>>216179457jew
>>216180042but she can play it sexily...
>>216180025For me it's battered sausage
opo scrrrmraeing
Get in there leftypol
>>216180064another day of wanking is it?
what supermarket doesn't lock up their bins or put them behind hard to access areas
>>216180086ah yes, trannies, jews and muslims.how very english!
>>216180107the grand alliance of people who can't have white children
And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger?
>British children are now a minority in one in four schools, and 72 schools in England do not have a single white British pupil. But school statistics are a delayed metric: most children will start school at four or five, and will remain in some form of education until they turn 18. If you want a more updated picture of the demographic future of a country, you need only look at the ethnicity of births.>In the most recent 2024 release for England & Wales, only 53.65% of births were white British, down from 62.89% of births a decade prior in 2014.
>>216180115need to juice these numbers
>>216180164I promise you all, we will live to see this reversed
you know something i dont think mass deportations will happenthey are too ingrained do you think they'll go back to their shitholes peacefully?time will tell
they linked up
walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss upsaid to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"she asks 'how you want done""erm... dunno, well done please""with oil?""erm yeah that's how you do it ent it... can i get chips with that"then she looked at me confused and said "this not chip shop, this thai massage"
4 in 10 babies born in England last year had at least one foreign-born parent
>>216179947i thought so too. they make a weird noise. don't think i knew what deer sounded like before today.
>>216180203it won't happen, they will scream and cry and protest and commit acts of terrorism, they WILL go fully mask off
>>216180236hao ling
ince 2018, over 180,000 illegal migrants have arrived via small boat alone.
>>216180321a singular small boat? that's a lot of trips back and forth
ahem
>>216180349It's a long boat that stretches from Dover to Calis, essentially a really small bridge
おっぱいすり(おっ)パイずりそれは英語で「TITWANK」という「WANK ME WITH YOUR TITS」が日本語で「ぱいずりしようぜ」とか言ってもいい
i think if my gf dumped me i would kill myself
>>216180403what a fascinating culture
>>216180321and only 200 have been deported
mental that the nigerian prison guards just let that black rapist fella go free
walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss upsaid to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"she says 'how you want""erm... oh battered please""oil?""yeah that's how cook it ent it... can i get chips with that"then she looked at me confused and said "this not chip shop, this thai massage"
>>216180407tell her that to make sure it doesn't happen x
>>216180403本当…
not heard from my dad in 6 weeks
>>216180428oh, terry fuckwit, what are you like
>>216180403The kind of ads you see when you're in the lift in Cyberpunk
>>216180251they can roar sometimesthey also eat tree bark, that's why the young trees have those fences
walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss upsaid to the little chink bird at the till "sausage please"she says 'how you want""erm... oh wanked please"
>>216179636Woburn?
>>216179636That's a flock of deer
walked into the chinky chippy the other night after a piss upsaid to the little chink bird at the till "动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门"
>>216180435absolutely not, she can never know she has that much power over me, otherwise the foids win
>>216180529scream
>>216180407communicate clearly to her that if she leaves you, you will murder her
dog can barely walk up the stairs and is blind and deaftime to be put down me thinks
>>216180529SCR
Need it to be black friday already gave my parents my old tv because their's broke but I need a TV now I never thought I really did but after not having it for a month and only using my laptop it's become clear it was a huge mistakegonna get a nice big fuck off one hopefully
>>216180531look around youthe foids have won matei'm utterly enthralled with mine
>>216180534Why are they always fucking midgets
>>216180534is that mr warwick midge>>216180557black friday is a scam
>>216180551Blast his head smooth off
>>216180534Fucking hell this can't be real, why would they employ him
Schizomumberg tried to eat her own poo out of the toilet with a spoon in the hopes that it would kill her.
>>216180579time to be put down me thinks
>>216180579>>/deutsch/
>>216180578think that's a bird
>>216180605If I could take her to Dignitas I would.
>>216180628can you not just get her put in a care facility where they would ideally lessen such behaviours?
>>216180628What does she think of the DPD man?
finsihed the cidersonto the winejamessons later
>>216180565how did a quitter like you get a gf like that
>>216180579>>216180628why not get her sectioned
>>216180628:/sorry I was only having a laugh but it must be quite hard on you to look after your mentally ill motherIsn't there a mental house that'd be better equipped to caring for her?
what i might do is get some large canisters of beer from the shoppe, and then go to the chippy for cod and the small chips (with gravy and curry sauces, separate)
>>216180665Sounds like a nice little evening
RACHEL REEVES will SLASH the cash ISA tax-free limit from £20k to £10k in order to encourage more people to investWe now go to /brit/ for their response.
>>216180659She's in one, and has been in and out of care since she was a teenager. There's no helping with what she has, only mitigating it. Completely shattered human being.>>216180670>>216180674See above - this is just a normal day, just hit me today. Grabbing her wrist to stop her spooning a pile of shit into her mouth...
waiting for the gf to go to sleep so i can poo on hear head lmfao
>>216180713she fit?
giant prehistoric spiders is actually a myth. that fossil that was believed to be one of them turned out to be a sea scorpion. in reality, the largest known spider fossil is smaller than the largest known modern spider
>>216180715scembug
>>216180726>she fit?Not really.
>>216180715what are australian women like, every gf i've had was foreign (british, dutch, yank)
>>216180703would be nice if she'd incentivise the S&S ISA somehow instead of just making the cash ISA less attractive
>hear head lmfao
>>216180669she's the rare malebrained girl that likes being in chargeyes I am aware of how lucky I am
>>216180713That's a shame lad. I thought schizophrenia was one of them ones that they'd got a good handle on, as long as people actually took the meds. Got me curious enough to see if that's the case or not.
drinking the strawberry koppas, like the others they taste nice even just as juice but theres an underlying piss smell. maybe the booze
>>216180738arneomorphus mateseen one before
>>216180755dont know im an incel you see
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14491927/Convicted-robber-wooed-prison-guard-born-Christian.htmlwoman prison officer shags prisoner and ends up in jailhe gets out becomes born again christian starts a familyshe gets out becomes a lesbian
Currently less than 10cm away from a vagina
>>216180776>as long as people actually took the medsThe problem is there is no singular treatment, there are dozens and they have pros and cons. The ones they have her on currently are extremely toxic to the liver, so they are always changing the mix and trying new medications. She's settled for the most part now, but every time they change her meds there's a risk she will go psychotic and try and kill someone or herself.
>>216180803not being funny but have you tried having sex?
>>216180529kek
>>216180821alri my unborn child
>>216168479ktim
>>216180829Didn't even consider possible side effects. Sorry to hear all this lad. Hopefully there's a turnaround.
hate all the supermarket christmas sandwiches
why yes, I do have the united game on - why do you ask?
any incel slug man in
>>216180941whats this then
>>216180919omds
yesterday in a toil meeting I was sat next to one of the girls and her scent genuinely activated something primal in meI almost grabbed her and climbed up the empire state building like king kong
>>216180964Idk but I reckon there's troubles coming
>>216180941what's that flag?
>>216181009sometimes smell a musky earthy smell off women that does the same thing might be a pheromone release during ovulation
>>216180964>>216181035Paratrooper flag
Abortion is usually argued for in Liberal, i.e. Neo-christian terms… however it could also be argued for in right-wing terms… whatever works, right?Even the antichristian radical right is usually pro-life… even though, as this book The Fall of Roe puts it, more poor non-white women get abortions in America than white women. Abortion appeared to be operating in a eugenic way in America, one of the few statistics that were positive, as regards maintaining White demographics in America… and then Christians killed Roe, first with the Hyde amendment, which stopped the government from federally funding abortion in its donations to Planned Parenthood, and with getting rid of Roe itself.Abortion was one of the few phenomena, in this world, actually working in favour of White demographics, and the Christians got rid of it.Every. Single. Time.
>>216180964>>216181035thats the insignia of the parachute regiment who carried out the bloody sunday massacre
screm
>p-puh-please turn yourself in we're too incompetent to do anythingThis is what happens when the only crime police deal with is mean words on the internet from people who have all their details readily available
>>216181100She's his childhood sweetheart too
>>216181035paras
>>216181111the guy hired to find him is paid £160k a year btw and this was his strategy
>>216181009You'll like this book.
>>216181111>members of the public
>>216181075murdering babies is wrong
Sir Hadush Kebater
>>216181009It's mental how nice some girls smell, not good being a virgin freak around such people
>>216179457Timmy's crush
keep dozing off
>>216181259crush of every straight bloke i'd reckon
https://vocaroo.com/14cBqmK2RJrk
>Approximately 1 in 100 people in the UK have schizophrenia, which equates to over 650,000 individualsslightly terrifying that
girls love trees. sitting under one or on a branch is the feeling they want from a big giant man and his big giant penis
>>216181330about 20 of them are ITT at any one time
>>216181344do they like bonsai trees
>>216181330probably a made up stat as it's just a rephrasing of 1%
>>216181118why does he act autistic around her
>>216181330ktim
>>216181368diego on the lefy, me on the right
>>216181357no but gay guys do.
never click vocaroo links because you bitches are too fucking scares to post voice and every time it's someone making retarded noises like farting ahaha soooo funny you nasally spacker
>>216181392cos that aint his wife
American and British sign language coming to DuolingoHow's that going to work then
im scares :(
In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
shagging my da up the arse
>>216181434*patiently awaits your vocaroo*
>>216180844never tried in anything in my entire life
>>216181467t. most normal jock
>>216181446woke nonsensenot as if duolingo works for actual languages in the first place though
>>216181454:(
maybe, Welsh nationalism didn't have it's panties in quite the same bunch about polish refugees in the 1950s as the English did (anecdotally at least). Scots nationalism seems fairly welcoming of other ethnicities in a way that doesn't feel like tokenism.I think the difference is more that English culture and still has an entitlement and superiority that Scots and Welsh and Irish don't have in the same way.The symbols of englishness don't feel as important to ordinary English people as the symbols of welshness do to the Welsh or Scottish was to the Scots.I think at least in part because the English are used to having dominion over other nations so those symbols have been co-oped by a form of nationalism that is more exclusionary.Maybe you disagree, that's fine. Maybe we're both right. I stand by my statement though. English nationalism and English nationalist organisations are nastier, more exclusionary and "griftier" than Scots or Welsh equivalents.
>>216181171the roach wife
>>216181481youre next
>>216181454dont be :)
dont threaten me with a good time
>>216181474https://voca.ro/11mIZXBRDqxO
neighbour knocked to ask if I'm going to move my car, it's parked outside my house no I'm fucking not going to move it
>never click vocaroo links because you bitches are too fucking scares to post voice>fucking scares
>>216181535you sound like a fat yank
>>216181560why was he asking
got some korean kino ready to watchGongjiam haunted asylumR-PointThe Gangster, the cop and the devilshould be a good night!
>>216181583so he could park his car there
>>216181583it's parked through his front wall across the street
poo shiggers
>>216181535deary me
>>216181597footy is on you nonce
having gay sex with myself, not a fan
scottish nationalism: i love out multicultural society, lets invite more commonwealth friends!english nationalism: oi moite im angry fat and bald and h8 everyone who isnt a str8 yt male! now give me vindaloo!
>>216181610lets hear your voice you nasally twink
>>216181620is it world cupis it eurosif not i dont give a shit
>>216181628not nationalism then is it, not in the same way anyway
>>216181664it's giving...paki
6 o clockmalbec openfire onit lush
>>216181687fucking faggot
>>216181686not surprised since the pitch is full of them
>welsh nationalists404 erroryou might as well talk about mercian nationalists or something
Most of the people responsible for left-liberalizing Canada were Scotcucks.
absolutely fucking rooted but i can't sleep because i've been on the speed
>>216181628Both of these strawmen can burn
>>216181702we don't sign our posts here
*surreptitiously googles malbec*
Lay off the fish, fatty! Lol. Saw this big boy down by the water on my walk earlier today. >The great blue heron (Ardea herodias) is a large wading bird in the heron family Ardeidae, common near the shores of open water and in wetlands over most of North and Central America, as well as far northwestern South America, the Caribbean and the Galápagos Islands. It is occasionally found in the Azores and is a rare vagrant to Europe.
get the migrants released from the prisonsget them roaming the streets
>>216181535chortled
>>216181009keked
Farting a niggers head off
>>216181535scream
>>216181702not him but you're seething hard
https://voca.ro/1mOny5OUlmWE
strong dislike for unisex bathrooms, keep them separate
hullo :)
>>216181628do NOT check ethnic diversity of scotland vs england
>>216181771Into boys are we?
realest feeling in the world is the bit in hocus pocus where they see tarmac for the first time and think it's a river. i had the same indescribable feeling when i was little because kids are small you don't appreciate that they spend so much time looking closely at the ground and when i saw concrete outside our old garage how it was on the ground not as a slab or as a wall and differentiated from the road it felt unreal like a carpet outdoors like part of a movie set
>not himsure bud
https://voca.ro/1dmZoLhX1LhO
>>216181804no, but i don’t want women in the bathrooms just as much as women don’t want me in theirs doesn’t feel right
>>216181819Howling - alri Graham
mental how much better life is without women
asterisk eats ya bummy hole asterisk
>When you ask her if she's into black men
remember to bum your black cocks tonight
save white women by shagging your cronem yourself
>>216181857didn't she get cancelled for being a zionist?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1ofrgb2/are_small_boat_migrants_really_more_likely_toLiterally shocked this is upEven more shocked that the top comment is what it is
>>216181950fucking stupid foid
>>216181950Well she's beautiful isn't she
me? getting back into Pokemoncurrently playing Pokemon Flux me
julia hartley-brewer sex arse
>>216181991grow up
>>216181950>say lesswas this meant to be 'say no more' but auto translate fucked it up
She a young ucker
just slept the whole day away
>>216181991https://voca.ro/12hy9FLIAVW5
>>216182015no it's just zoomer brainrot nigtalk
>>216182006high-test good-taste individual right here, a true chad
Rorke on top non-stop beatin' Leftypop
>>216181950Timmy's bug crush lmao
>>216182023And she aint into you LOL
>>216182032so what does it mean
waiter be like: say less yutedem g alasamalamalaikumand im just sitting here like: wow aren't you a bit too BLACK to be serving in this fine establishment
>>216182067scream
say less obviously comes from say no more you dumb shit. there's no way
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the FatherKyrie, Kyrie eléisonYou have poured out on your people the spirit of truthChriste, christe eléisonYou are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.Kyrie, Kyrie eléisonMay Almighty God have mercy on us, negate us our sins and bring us all to everlasting lifeAmen
>>216182067roring
>le edgy cuckshitThey prefer white men no amount of repeating your stupid fantasies will change that imbecile
>>216182064means say no more basically
>>216182100so i was right
Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of Gods KingdomKyrie, Kyrie elesionYou come in word and sacrament to strengthen us and make us HolyChriste, christe elesionMay almighty God has mercy on us, forgive us our sins and to bring us all to everlasting life
>>216182092Amen
>>216182118wasn't auto translate thoughbeit
REFUSE THE SHEEPDOM !!DON`T CHANGE YOUR CLOCKS TONIGHT !!time theftIsWrong !!
>>216182092Seen this in Blue Archive
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761411523900349.jpgwell ziedy?
>>216182094rorkeing*
>>216182092>>216182120Why do you believe a Hebrew hippie is God? How is that logical?
>>216182141first male bonnie blue stunt when
>>216182139same lol
>>216182136its times fault im so ugly and decrepit
>>216182158grow up mate
rape rorke #RAPERORKE
trans rights are human rights
just got a sexy sex message from a girl i know who asked me to meet to for dinner and "desert at yours" and she is FUCKING UGLY AND FATlads what do i do? drunk sex?
GLORY TO GODGLORY TO GODGLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST
>>216182162rorke plumping up his e-gf
>>216182151>asterisk after the wordGood one mate. Top jej
>>216182194
nooo everything has to be logical there cannot be any mystery in life
>>216182239hows it funny
cold sausages and tortillas chips for dindins
nooooooo everything has to be easily digestible and explainable, if i cant understand it then its not real!!!
>>216182264Hasnt been that way for long enough, has it? Let me guess, youre a female?
>>216182247scream
>>216182226don't
just eaten a terrys chocolate orange idk why i did that
>god lmao
>>216182296Because he's an idiot
how long did it take noah to collect every beetle for his boat you reckon
>>216182326you're a big guy
>>216182305part of growing up is making peace with the unknown
>>216182247idgi whats he doing with the bugs
>>216182141>BWCmyth, doesn’t exist
i am yahwehs chosen beetle *does my chosen beetle dance*
>>216182338beetles can fly
>>216182365*rapes your fucking cloaca*
>>216182326haven't had one in years might go for it on my next cheat day
>>216182264Christians believe man is an image of God. Man understands the world through logic. Yet, God is not logical? not convincing
this lass on sky sports looks like a munchkin
>>216182356Its one thing to admit some things are unknowable its another entirely to become complacent in your ignorance
>>216182365this log was promised to us 5000 years ago
>>216182342Trying to be
>>216182383Man understands the world through sheer force of will and strength, not logic.
>Man understands the world through logiclmao
christ is KING
>>216182416give it a rest homealone
get it made
>>216182383>Man understands the world through logicyou should look up the wacky false shit greeks believed
>>216182390Understanding your place in the universe and making peace with the unknown mysteries of life is not being complacent. Obsessively trying to play God and be something you aren't on the other hand, by messing with nature, makes you a massive sperg and generally quite an unlikeable person.
>>216179460>>216179460
any good films going? don't really want to watch this shite football
