danger noodle edish
>>216179460I fucking hate redditspeak like >Dangernoodle>Snek>doggo>hooman (especially in reference to the POV of pets)
haha look at this danger noodle being bamboozled by the hooman hehe
on and off rain, not good for drying my towels
Why do brits like orange + chocolate flavor so much
literacy has fallen
poor fuckerhttps://x.com/cenaboyle/status/195972626122932224https://x.com/cenaboyle/status/144871585029963776
good news, my towels are dry
got back from work justgod its grim out therewhat happened to summer eh haha*cracks open a bear*
>>216180655Oooo you’re so cool and mysterious mate
>>216182556irish weather
>>216180655holy batman science juice you wankpuffin!
over took a car and then there was temporary lights around the bend so had to wait at them and then when they went green i stalled and then rolled back and the car I over took had to beep me because I almost hit them and then they just went round me anyway. Fucking hate myself
I SAIDany good films going? don't really want to watch this shite football
Wish we could catch girls like pokemon and have them as sex slaves
Leicester Square , 11pm on a Friday night24 hour City ?I’ve lived and breathed central London for 30 years and this breaks my heart
>>216182613shark tale
>>216182555sir michaelmas term
>>216182613Miller's Crossing (1990)
it cold
>>216182613the man who would be king
>>216182613This is good I watched it today
Remember those mega atheists in the late 00s/early 10s that used to walk around in fedoras and post on reddit about favourite Christopher Hitchens quotes in epic debates against Christians? They're basically all dead now. Either of heart attacks, suicide, or spiritually they're dead inside because they aren't around anymore. The Church outlived them. The Church has survived 2,000 years. r/atheism lasted barely 5 years.
on and off rain, not good for drying my bowels
theyre activating x
for me? it's gogglebox
just woke upany updates on the chelmsford rapist guy? did they find him?
>>216182613Leon the professional I watch it for the milk of course
>>216182630Grow up mate, 24 hour cities were fucking shit holes to begin with. Lights should be out in every town and city after 9pm
>>216182514I agree with the point youre are trying to make although the way you've worded it might tend to make others believe you've conflated your first two suppositions. Personally knowing my place as you've put it may be difficult to understand fully but its also quite obvious. Use youre own common sense and your best judgment not what others (unless they're qualified) say or write to formulate your beliefs or ideologies. Forgive me for the terrible wording and any misspellings.
gfberg out with her friend tonight and not replying to my texts
>>216182712apparently he wanted to go back to jail but the staff didnt let him in so he's walking around now
>>216182638kek
>>216182712turns out he tried to stop his own release multiple times because he wanted to be deportedhe's currently aimlessly roaming the streets
>>216182734oooh xmmhmm x
>>216182678I know a fella like that who's Catholic now
>>216182734she down the cronem gherkin club is shenun you could do x
>>216182741>he's walking around nowwhat, all night all day? it's cold out. poor guy.
*bums you*
>>216182734It’s 6:30Nice bullshit story should’ve saved it for later and someone might’ve believed you
>>216182678remember amazing atheist putting his small willy in hot oil
which /brit/posters do you ship?
>>216182815mousey x asf
>>216182723>Lights should be out in every town and city after 9pmbased granny 4chan user
right. that's scran settled then. bone appetite
>>216182798shes been there all day ladive been at worki cant control her
>>216182678Most people stopped being Christian in the 1700s.
>>216182815me with someone who actually loves me :_;
>>216182815me and (You)x
>>216182815190 x aisha
>>216182768Sounds like he grew up and got a clue. Happens to us all. I've known many atheists who had all the slam dunk epic style arguments locked and loaded and memorised for when it was needed anywhere, in pubs, in college, in the public square, like a sheathed katana blade under a cloak. But then they actually read the Bible and they changed.
>>216182844Yeah no sure
>>216182799whatthis didn't happen did it
Do you resent your parents for the way they raised you?My dad had a terrible upbringing and is jealous of me receiving better treatment, and always undermines my successes. I resent him, but I think it's natural to resent your father. I actually look forward to when he's dead.
>>216182845*slowly nods and smiles at you*uhhhh huh...yeah, yeah mate its ALL a larp *turns to doctor*he's not gonna make it is he?
mmm crisps r lush
>>216182678Hard to keep something like that going when it has no content. Atheism+ tried and quickly revealed itself to be gay shit for retards promptly killing the whole movement
Love the gimps who get on the carnivore diet and they’re like “nah it’s how our ancestors used to eat init” like no, meat was expensive your ancestors weren’t eating it every single day, day in day out
my black eye now looks yellow
Just heard skinner's lame exaggerations
>Lucy Powell is now deputy leader of the Labour Party>but David Lammy is still deputy PM of the UKeh?so Lammy and Powell are each other's bosses?
>>216182896I'm sorry you were not properly educated.
>>216182555nary a clue what Michaelmas Term meant"lately over" nobody talks like thisdon't understand what the dinosaur has anything to do with it being muddy and terrible weatherconclusion: dickens is a hack
>>216182888dunno mine didnt really try like my dad didnt involve himself in my upbringing they didnt teach me morals and shit im a pathetic neet so i obviously didnt turn out good but i blame myself for that and no one else
arguing on the internet is not very christian. you're supposed to turn the other cheek.
>>216182917what about your brown eye?
>>216182935haha yes mate its all a larp, they're all pretending, everybody is a cynical sperg like you hahaaa
>>216182913Depends which ancestors you're talking about, doesn't it. Pre agricultural revolution humans ate far greater quantities of meat, but ate the entire animal not the choice cuts every day. They also expended untold numbers of calories acquiring that meat. They also ate roots, fibrous fruits, and whatever else they could forage, but the vast majority of their calories came from meat.
>>216182913yeah but one animal contains a LOT of meatif you had an animal (not a 400g pack of meat from tescos) back in the day you'd be eating that shit non stop until there was nothing left
>>216182953I'm not Christian (a term made up by heathens to abandon the teachings of Christ and do whatever they want) thoughbeit. I'm Catholic.
>>216182954what my gay sex arse holebit pooey and hairy
What happened to Lucy Letby then, didn't a load of doctors doubt she was guilty?
>>216182882https://edramatica.com/TheAmazingAtheist#OilGate_2013
>like nothats a paki/brown hands typed that for sure
Would you be my lifelineI'll be yoursI'm here
early humans would always "eat out" as they hadn't invented "inside" yet
if you could press a button and turn into a fit woman (real woman not tranny) but it was permanent would you do it?
>>216182953arse cheek?
Not a carnivore advocate by any means, but I love that video of a youtuber interviewing an African hunter gatherer and asking him the big questions, and basically every answer is, or relates to>MEAT>HONEY>MEAT>HONEYMakes you think
>>216182869If he read the Bible he wouldn’t be catholic so he just went from one cringe identity to another
>>216182678>>216182896If you followed the development of science (especially biology) and philosophy broadly, you would know that the alternative to Christian or Jewish idea of God is not reductive scientific materialism. But rather Neoplatonic emanation and emergence. In other words, transcendent naturalism.
>>216183003you're not following the teachings of christ
>>216179460My life has become a sort of "waning of affect,” -- I'm reminded of Diamond Dust Shoes (1980) -- the diminishing of emotional depth / engagement in favor of spectacle, and commodified appearance. My being in the world is a perverse fetishization in both Marxian and Freudian senses. I am all surface
>>216182936>don't understand what the dinosaur has anything to do with it being muddy and terrible weatheri'll forgive michaelmas term but you may be a mong if you cannot understand this
yes our ancestors actually just ate soy beans all day and there was no animal grazing techniques or cattle until the 1970s vegan moment
>>216183042yeahunless she turned out to be an autoandrophile too!
>>216183064I'm not arguing or personally attacking anybody now am I? Just having a discussion and debate
>>216183042No
>>216183054Here it ishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=TAGjuRwx_Y8What say you veganonce? Is he a cruel heartless beast?
get the fake femboys exposed
>>216183042women live life on a different gamemodeeasier, but less rewarding
Aisha was a genuinely nice, funny, and cute girl who unfortunately had a lot of self esteem issuesSara was a miserable bore and Rosie was just a slag
eating poo
>>216183103Bizarre post
Atheists be like: uhhh dont you know christianity means you cant argue for anything and you have to be this cartoonish ned flanders character i made up in my head?
>>216183042No because although I have gender dysphoria (I am a low masculinity male, and want to be a high masculinity male) I love being a man
uber eats leaky pg tip tappy -2
>>216183116aisha cute and funny
>>216182936>nary a clue what Michaelmas Term meantYou're on the internet it's trivial to look things up.
>>216183077It only makes sense if he means "wonderful" in the Pratchett sense. But to a modern reader it sounds a bit strange.
gfberg could be getting railed by Danny and Deano right now and i'd be none the wiseruterly fuming de lada
>>216183135Is atheism still fashionable? I thought this was, by and large, a cultural phenomenon. Bit cringe to admit to it, if I'm quite honest
>>216183177i don't google things while i'm reading
Me? I'm a European chauvinist, and agnostic - the Christian God certainly does not exist. If God exists we must aspire to be it, to usurp it.
Declassified Government Documents Prove That Adolf Hitler Was A Pawn Of British Intelligence & The Rothchild Banking Cartel Who Was Meant To Trigger A Second World War To Lay The Foundation Of The Current NWO System
>>216183135why don't you use the name anymore?
one good thing about having horses is it’s always an easy excuse to leave the missus family dinner had some ribs though and they were alri
>>216183240rorke's da core
god LORD that was some good yoghurt. love a good yoghurt, very solid performance every time, never lets you down
horse
>>216183094hehe what do you do when you see a pretty female you SHOOT IT WITH A BOW AND ARROW >:)
>>216183240>The Current NWO SystemFOR FOR FOR FOR LYFE
>>216183236Midwit.
>>216183236These sentences have no meaning. By which I mean: they are nonsense
Sir Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo
got the filthy 'step on
>>216183251Serious question, whats it like living with this debilitating schizophrenia where all you do every single day is accuse everybody of being one of your characters from your dollhouse fantasy roster? All jokes aside, you must be absolutely miserable
Sick to bastard death of Reform this Reform thatThey won't fix immigration, they're going to fuck everything up and that's not even getting started on them being a bunch of Russian shillsThey will make us poorer, with less rights and just Tories on steroids. Sick of it all.
>>216183017>>216182799isnt that the banana guy
>>216183291Can't stand the sight of niggers. Delete this, please
>>216183315slammed that cunt
Remember lads: Alles für Deutschland.
me to doggo: who is a good boy, you are! yes you are!doggo's internal monologue: my hooman is a twat haha but alas he is my hooman and i loves himme to doggo: okay doggo let's have dinnerdoggo (verbally): shut up nigger
>>216183185Demetrius and Darnell la x
>>216183213Funny, confidence in ignorance is one of the factors discussed in this and related articles on the collapse in American literacy.
>>216183328Go live in germany then
>>216183316Sir, this is a Green Party general
>>216183316DC;VR
cracked open some oliet bangs me
yeah i work as a kitchen porter in a restaurantyeah i used to have a good jobyeah i cant find anotherso what, you wana fight ?
>>216183315you are him though aren't you?
>>216183335
>>216183342don't need literacy when i have bluesky and insta
Suicide planned
new diet:-no animal products-no fat-no starches-no sugars+non-starchy vegetables+beans+peas+lentils+waternot sure about caffeine and alcohol as of yetrate my diet
>>216183391ktim
Going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark is a real bummer. Especially if you’re Scottish.
>>216183375No. But for the remainder of the night I'm going to play the role of as many characters as possible and make you have another melty
just when I've finished fart toil, memberg arrives with a plate of beanstaking the piss
>>216183393brapton/10
>>216183391get on this diet >>216183393
>>216183393carbs are sugars
>>216183391>Burger sauce in separate pots and not on the food please, so 3 pots total for the order. PLEASE do not send less than 3 again as i've paid for 3.
>>216183391your lower body is built like a bellend
>>216183342What are some factors discussed in the collapse of the UK? Niggers (with and w/o sand)?
>>216183440that's why i said no starcheslegumes are low in carbs
kinder mbuemo
so yeah uni is the only good time of your life then boom covid hits and it's only soul sucking low paid wfh jobs filled with karens and staceys from here on out buddydw though bc you get 2 holidays a year to benidorm and devon, if you're lucky
>>216183456
>>216183439am on a better one>>216183445more of a chilli sauce man - like it hot>>216183456lmao yeah it is isnt it
>>216183410looking forward to itdo you think jesus ever had a laugh with the lads or was he always serious?
>>216183408That's what heroin's for
>>216183393
>>216183445kek always makes me laugh reading his weirdly specific instructionsalways like seeing the huge orders where he demands they don't knock
>>216183461Read up on the subject and tell me.
the chippy gave me a free pot of peasno idea why they did that
mad to think that justin bieber were most likely raped in his bumhole by blacks as a child
>>216183534do you think about this often
u can't even talk about black people on 4chan without being banned
>>216183179It sounds strange to modern readers as does any book written in the 1800s, but it's not hard to infer his meaning. The problem is the student in the image (an English major) cannot understand it at all. She thinks an 40 ft animal of some sort was literally roaming the streets
>>216183533they must have been peased to see you :3
>>216183541if you say you don't like blacks, they throw you in 4chan jail
new batons on the field x
animal products smell like piss and bloodmeat eaters are disgusting
>>216183476if uni is the best time of my life then i will kms right here right now
I've never been to benidorm. What's it like?
>>216183496>am on a better onewhat is that
>>216183391Excellent, one less fatso on the planet. Make sure you livestream it. Question how do you plan on getting your dick wet with that physique? LOL
>>216183572The raped man
>english major not a real major
nth for da lolidem
beef, it's what's for dinner
>>216183552
>>216183572didn't you get your brother's dick wet once upon a time?
>>216183565u sound like u only stayed in your flat the whole timesay it aint so?
>>216183393My current diet:- butter- red meat- bacon sarnies- ham- no vegetables (except for onions and a bit of garlic)- alcohol
pot of peas? more like pot your peanis in my arse and shag it
>>216183594
I’ve eaten poo.
>>216183572was only 20lb lighter than this last time I shagged, and she wasn't a minger but ofc you wont believe me. got face at least
>>216183542>English majorfoy
>>216183597nah i went out everyday and had mates but i wasn't a shagger like my mates
Sir Michaelmas Term
fucking SEX
any yanks know if you can use a pumice stone on your circumcised dick to increase the feeling again
stayed up all night. fell asleep at 10:30am and just woke upthats me fucked for the weekand ive got toil tomorrow
>>216183599all that saturated fat will cause diabetes, heart disease and death
>>216183540just something to think about x
>>216183532I'm sure you've read up on American literacy. Your shit hole country is a joke and I'm honestly tired of reading about its pathetic decline
Sir Adolf Hitler
remember earlier when mousey was talking about going into burning buildings to watch firefighters lmao
I'm so fat that when I get my shoes shined I have to take the bootblack's word for it
>>216183648working on a sunday like a pakigrim
Sir Zack Polanski
been frequenting a certain petrol station on the way home from toil for so long now I've started a friendship with the little indian fella that works the till
>>216183476kek this is meit will never get as good as uni againstill can't seem to get over this factmental how much ive regressed since uni
>>216183675hes such a character x
remembered that video i saw once of two lads wrestling outside a nightclub and he gets picked and bodyslammed on to the pavement but his neck lands at a 90 degree angle and hes immediately paralysed for life as his eyes are wide open lifeless. Not sure if it was real though
>>216183680mad how different he looked before he got his inspector gadget teeth
>>216183566it’s full of low class brits but they’re all cheery boomers so the vibes are actually better than somewhere like magaluf
fucking freezing lads
Still hasn't turned himself in. Maybe the Met should ask him again, only a bit nicer this time.
>>216183567fish, chicken, steak, whole carbs, and a fuck tonne of vegetables
>>216183637i wasn't a shagger but i had a uni gflucky in a way, unlucky in others
>>216183704
>>216183651Thanks, death is the one I'm looking most forward to
DON'T forget, the clocks go back tonight!
>>216183699i've not had friends since uni and that was over a decade ago(haha)
>>216183714brown handsits 6c out there thats t-shirt and shorts weather
>>216183735yeah? where they going back to? rofl
>come to /brit/>complain because you're tired of seeing people talk about Britainmental mental mental
>>216183747yeah? can I see you in your shorts? x
saw one of those street billboards in london the other day which was a durex ad involving a black man and a white womanwas seething a wee bit me
He'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors.
TIME IS SLIPPING AWAYSLIPPING IN TOMORROW
getting gashed up in tescos yogurt aisle
>>216183753*breaks a snooker cue across your back*
>>216183647Why would that work
>>216183777No more shines Billy.
>>216183795:(
got a hot cup of tea in front of meit lush
off the jenkem me
>Wrongly-released migrant 'tried to return to prison 4 or 5 times', witness says
remember daylight savings time ends tomorrow lads
stop asian hate
snooker survived the woke era in one piece i'm happy to say. There was one black lad but he wasnt very good
>>216183805remove some dry skin and irritate the nerves into regrowing maybe idk its a theory i had
>>216183737I've lost all my uni mates, just drifted away from them over timeluckily I still have my old mates from school, but we all live in different countries now so I only see them every few months at mostmade a few new friends with them as well but again same problem with the distancesmostly just alone every day
And give those Irish hoodlums a drink!
>>216183844There wasn’t a “woke era”
>>216183762Don't mind proper British culture, but tired of the nigger/mong-loving shit I read about. Fucking embarrassing. You should be ashamed
>>216183835We aren`t ..Letting them Control Our Time .. Anymore ... ok ?
why do all delivery drivers call you bossno matter if it's food or parcels'kis, asians or blacksalways with the boss
>>216183871grow up leftoid, if you want to rebuild you have to start with openly admitting past projects failures.
>>216183869There's only one Irish diaspora here.
leftypol's woke disabled queer sex arse of colourrorke's proper british sex arse
>>216183834
chili sos on that boss?
good English lad that Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu
on my final can, off the muck after this
>>216183859sounds like mousey tier rubbish mate
>>216183924rorke's racism draining away as he beholds this
>>216183914what a fat retard
>>216183924corrr
does anyone know where I can find online groups to network with likeminded hustlers like myself
BBC reports the ethiopian rapist has turned himselves in
>>216183914Cute 'hog
might start talking to people in real life in order to do sex with them
The most CCTV cameras in the world and the most surveilled city in the world and they cant catch one man
>>216183960new business idea
>>216183954r/hustlers
britain was the bad guy all along lads
yes i am a white nationalistno i will not tell you what race my gf is
>>216183954check grindr mate
>>216183924Hate niggers. Needs to be raped and lynched
>>216183914love hodgehedgesfeel like they would be the perfect mate for me
sir skyrim
had McDonalds for tea, Skittles now for supper
Do most men who see escorts give oral you reckon?
>>216183985how so
just did a cheeky sudo pacman -Syu
>>216183978>>216183979>>216183981FOY
>>216183975yeah but only to every non-white person and most white people
sir terraria
>>216183975we've never been based or redpilled for that matter. The empire was actually very cringe and bluepilled and neoliberal
>>216183988that doesn't work
been taking betting tips off redditors for the last few months and have been making a pretty penny
who farted?
>>216183692yepgrim grim grimmaybe talking to my mum on the phone this evening will be enough for me to want to die
>>216183998they're prickly and like night time incelwalks just like me
>>216184015>The empire was actually very cringe and bluepilled and neoliberalRasheed.
>>216184001corget the bloody system updated Rorke, get the new packages downloaded and installed
>>216184022what you betting onwhat subreddits
>>216183922the norwood reaper
winston firing up bus 25
>>216184022What sort of tips
>>216183724animal protein is really bad for yougo plant based
Es bleiben im Raum: Potter, Diggory, Krum und Delacour
>>216183924never thought about it like that before but yeah Cloud would be better if he was black and a woman
>>216184026well i hope you find a 'hog and take good care of it
>>216184045>>216184052horse racing and football
>>216183876what are you waffling about FOY
>>216183997most are just married men that want 2 minutes of penis in vagina that the wife refuses to allow any more
watching that anime about a spy and his kid who can read minds and his dog who can see the future and his wife who can jump really high and punch niggas really well
Lord Protector Keir Starmer
>>216184003The holocaust never happened, buddy
don’t get people who worship the british empire. basically like an american worshipping amazon and blackrock
do you use your pgdn button or the spacebar when using a thread?
they found those sex offenders yet
hmm
>>216184076mmhmm
>>216184044it gon be lush, first time in months, its gonna break
Any other hopeless romantic daydreamers who constantly make up fantasies of falling in love with women in
>>216183956-to a pickle
>>216184104hmm?
>>216184108*raises paw*
>>216184104posted it again awardpaedophile award
>>216184108yeah ;_;
>>216184061one on the left would get scranned
>>216184108*raises skinny pale claws
>>216184103Yeah he went into a police station they gave him a twix and sent him on his way again
>>216184104yum
>>216184161pskrrrm
>>216184104has anyone noticed that that girl has large breasts and is only 14! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
>>216184104Ugly, slanty-eyed gook. She should've been a casualty in a Japanese war crime. Needs to be slaughtered ruthlessly
>>21618410414歳でこのおっぱいって嘘だろ
>>216184228>>216184228>>216184228
>>216184223いいえ二次成長は奇跡的無ものだろう
scottish fartshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/WaZ8FR1_u7M
