2010 Mom EditionPrevious:>>216167988
I'm cowboy Dan
4-5 pints will get me drunk. i'm not a middle aged alcoholic
>>216181697I don't drink
Im a failure
Wish I had a Saiyan warrior gf
Ontario Ca isn't that bad
>>216181732your life isn't over yet
I wanna be sedated
>>216181688Do you still drink and get mean?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e4Hcm2kRjA
hello
>>216181976Don't even talk to me, I saw what you did to that dog.
>>216181928I drink. I'm not nearly as mean as some and meaner than others
>>216182003what? i just woke up
people really treat their internal reporting and documentation extraneous make-work jobs with seriousness
>>216181820I guess you're right btw and this'll sound helka gay but.I dont know if it's the same dude every time who replies to me with optimistic posts when I spam my self loathing but it doesnt matter if there's one or ten of you in here. what matters is I wish I was made aware of your existence differently and got to meet and share a drink with you.
>>216181976Hey barbie
People don't think it be like it is, but it do
A Canadian tourist was attacked by a bear while walking alone in the mountains near Brașov. He managed to escape and phoned the authorities for help. Apparently he has wounds on his head and limbs but will survive.
>>216182048I think it's mostly me and another guy, I appreciate that, you're my favorite poster here
>>216182022Oh. Musta been a fella looks like you. How ya been?
I hate corporate culture so much, these niggas have literally no lives outside work
>>216181727Do Brazilians look like this?
i feel like i’m the only one that hasn’t given up on finding nicole browns killer
If you're under thirty you need to get the fuck out my face about how lonely you are. You got teachers, doctors, therapists, basically anyone with a pussy is hurling it at your little zoomer shota cock. If you can't find someone you are actually retarded, there's no other explanation.
>>216182174okay. slept 9 hours but still lethargic
>>216182214i don’t think that’s accurate
>>216182190lol
>>216182263>t.hasnt left the house at all this week
>>216182241The more you sleep the less rest you get
I dont have to "go to the bathroom"I dont have to "excuse myself"Nature is not callingI have to SHIT.
>>216182340if i sleep less, im sleepy throughout the day.
I thought I had covid, turns out it was just some black forest gam I ate yesterday
>>216181732https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IQHjhBq7cwE
he still thinks I check his links
>>216182373Then take pervitin like you would've taken if you lived life under ADOLF HITLER
One Battle After Another is not playing at the local kinoplex
Mamdani Tears Up in Bronx Speech, Accuses Cuomo, Adams, Sliwa of Fueling Islamophobia
Dad's on pneumonia antibiotics
I had a sharpie marker in my pocket without realizing it
Is that a new crack on my phone
Boil that monkey head, make a soup
Heterosexual intercourse
>>216182214I hate interacting with people irl. As soon as they do something that slightly annoys me they stop existing for me. Can't get girls like this.
reading the stranger again. what are your guys thoughts on it?
>>216183201I don't have thoughts, I'm dumb AF
>>216183201Stranger is also a name for masturbating with a numb extremity
>>216183201makes me le pissed off other ""existential"" works like the tartar steppe not as pissed off but camus pisses mes off
Sea, Sex And Sun
What if I drop a little bit of misfolded proteins in your drink?
>>216183395simple as
>>216183458Unnecessary
Picked up Tekken 2 for ps1 at the pawn shop
Tired of listening to the same songs over and over
Wizards of Waverly Place was kino
>>216183729I'm not
>>216183729Have you heard this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUNPjc2fFs
I'm reclaiming the word retarded. It is my right as a developmentally challenged person
>>216183830no. that's alright
where are the messsicans?
>>216183926You can also check out UK bands if you haven't done so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLk0rQORHY
>>216184081Do both of us a favor >>216175826
>>216184081In my garage, don't tell anyone please
thread is depressingly slow
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING STICKY
What makes the Canadians such good deal makers?
why is the gen so ded? these are peak /cum/ hours
>>216184672I might've scared everyone away when I was drinking or maybe they're all out getting laid
We should all meet up in France and start a racist chud gang together
Evens I play MorrowindOdds I play Civilization 4Dubs I go for a car ride and ponder my meaningless loser life
>>216184555You stole that image from me
>>216184746So what? You gonna do something?
>So what? You gonna do something?
I have an interview next week one at a plasma center the other at FedEx
https://youtu.be/Hl8suYGUEr0?si=iah--si7WK8gXFy3&t=11
Titties and beer
N
>>216184873I've sent probably a dozen applications to FedEx and no response I thought they hire everyone
egro
>>216185101I don't think delivery drivers are allowed to be white
>>216185101Go to USPS careers, put in a resume filled with lies, apply for AMT or custodian eventually they'll let you take the test
Would you like to be a political prisoner in Liberia?
So... What're you wearing?
>>216185160I'm white but i choose african-american on every job application i sendI figure it might give me a little bump lol
>>216185297The media does this thing where they pretend they aren't criminals in the first place and try to grandstand like with that recent Colombian guy who got killed
>>216181653I have seen these nudes
>>216185408I don't believe you
1-3 Western4-6 Hentai7-9 JAV0 Nofap for a month
>>216185465roll
>>216185311underwear
>>216185490What the fuck
>>216185496Doesn't matter now>>216185490
>>216185346Poor brown people are always good chud no matter whatIf a colombian was chainsawing my family i'd let him because I'm a good hecking person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZGuBMnzAw
Colombian people are nice
>>216185490>>216185519Good luck loser
>>216185346He was a drug dealer it don't mean he didn't fish as well
>>216185648Their women are beautiful whores. it makes me wish i was a spanish conquistador
>>216185750>0fuck
hentai sucks dont know how people jerk off to it
>have no friends>be quite happy with it>"what do you mean you have no friends? that's bad! you should find some!">try connecting with some people>they responses are lukewarm, delayed and they never text first because i'm No. 83 on their priority list, because they already have +100 people strong social network so I'm just another nuisance, but for me they are one of three people I text not out of family/professional obligation>get extremely embittered about it because I was fine being alone but now I feel rejected and degraded for being treated like this>go back to self-isolation but now less okay before the whole undertaking due to negative experience>the cycle repeats after X monthsI'm also NOT overtexting. They reply once a day, I reply once a day, after some 8-12 hours just to be equivalent.To be honest I could go into total self-isolation and let go this normie hardtrying for good, but there's this only one non-normie friend I care about that I've had a great relationship with for 8 years, until she ghosted me for 6 months right before not coming to my town despite the fact that she was supposed to (we live far away but visited each other a couple of times already, but now she bailed out for I don't know why) she ignored me but now pretends nothing happened and gives me lukewarm responses, despite we having a great balanced friendship before. I want to confront her about it, but via text is no use, via phone she can always hang up and coming in person well requires her to actually come to a place at a certain time. God, I have so mixed feelings about that and I don't know what to do.
>>216185798i wish i had friends i hate going out by myself
>>216185798I gave up on making friends many years agonot possible for someone like me
>>216185821You're my friend
I keep getting calls from the University of Alberta hospital. They alsoccalled from what I believe is a doctor's number as per caller ID. I answered and it's a woman (probably) who lost the ability to speak? I picked it up and can't understand. She called 3 times. I told her the last time to text me. I have no idea who it could be
>>216185821desu I don't like going out because you have to compromise wiht other people what to do, and I like having total control and freedom>>216185834might be, but are you feeling good with that?
>>216185821Going out alone makes me feel like some kind of creep or predator
>>216185782No. Everyone brown person with a boat is exclusively a drug dealer. That's all they do. It's fun to hang out with criminals.
I will now proceed to drink two liters of cheap wine
Got so much anger in me got no way to take it out
>>216185877>might be, but are you feeling good with that?No, but idk any other way of living. I guess i've had okay relations with work colleagues they respect me as I'm extremely competent, but I never make any deep relation with anyone. And when someone tries to get to know me more I feel visceral disgust and get angry
>>216185255What's the test
>>216185961Kill animals
>>216185750So we're not allowed to masturbate for a month..what're you doin later
>>216185975To start they give you a route in a ghetto if you survive the first week then they hire you full time
If you date a brown or black woman, it's a given that they have criminals in their family that you have to look out for like in family gatherings
>>216185961I find release in self destruction
>>216185918Pretty sure his neighbor said he was running drugs. If you want to defend some low life drug dealer that's a weird hill to die on
>>216186007I work for another 6 hours, then im gonna go home and lift, eat dinner, then play baldurs gate 3 until 1 am
>>216186075Democrats do this all the time like when they insisted that the kilmar guy was a Maryland family man.
today is KITURDAY
>poolitics Ugh. (You) Me when it ends
>>216186149(You)
>>216186149cum sex
>>216186075He's Mexican if he don't defend them they will get him
>>216186149Can you believe a glowie is going to be governor of Virginia
>>216186089 hot
You guys should start smuggling drugs
>>216186302no
>>216186256I want to have sexo with an amoral glowie agent that does regime changeWe'd have sex and discuss realpolitik together
You are.... Le gay!
>>216186321Oh okay :(
>>216185843you are practically not a real person you are just text on a screen
reading a book
>>216186412Thats a classic
>>216186412That's really sad, she was probably so lonely and heartbroken and maybe mentally slow
Papa Oom Mow Mow
Fucking hate homos
>>216186412That was crazy the pictures weren't even AI, they just photoshoped his face lol
>>216186486Why
>>216186459She was a trophy wife who divorced her rich husband and with gave scammers the money she got in the divorce
>>216186524Well she does look crazy tbf
Gay friendly countries hate gays on /int/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCUzMENAF4
>>216186524God I wish it was me scamming her
>>216186486self hate is not good lad
Do you guys remember when that little bitch genie rose manipulated a autistic kid into murdering her mom, and the autistic kid is still in prison but genie got out after a few years and has a TV show
>>216186579We're in the golden age where most boomers can't even tell a pic is AI. Make your move
I have a type and it's blond guys with glasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYO0a8ALx9w:)
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Y'all got me fucked up
https://youtu.be/kly6AiNJ0bU?si=ozR4wRppQD8kTeXW&t=45
I'm not gay it's just I appreciate a person who takes care of themselves
>>216186623I'm more of an investor business man not a jeet scammer
I'm not a thief I just find things before they're lost
>>216186703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm_zX8Nj2E
i stopped my workout because i was too lazy to continue
americans are fucking weird i swear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeIDEtb9RY reacting to celebrity deaths like their parents just died
>>216186805You'll never be Patrick Bateman at that rate
had to share this
>>216186732The other day i saw a nice phone left on top of a stairwell and briefly thought about swiping itthe group was below the stair well, but I'm too white-skinned to steal from people
>>216186713I'm not gay I just have a type and it's blond guys with glasses
>>216186837
I'm 2 hours into a month of no jerking. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this erection
>>216186780what the hell is this gay shit nigga
not feeling good anons.
>>216186865Put it in my mouth
>>216186878zoom zoom
thoughts on >>216158614
>>216186900i saw 2 niggas kissing bruh
I've accepted the fact that I've got small meat
Why do you 20-year-olds complain so much about everything? You have 18- and 19-year-old Gen Z women throwing themselves at you. Do you know what it's like to be 35 and not have a wife?
>>216186896Ok. It's gone, thanks
>>216186922okay
I mean...everyone knows deep down which cultures are better lol
>>216186956countries that are not on the left should not exist or be allowed to govern themselves
>>216186956love going through the fast queue at literally every airport in the world by virtue of having a white passport
>>216187011white passport but not white skin bit curious innit
>>216187011I like my women how I like my wine, white and european thank you
>>216185465Heh.>>216185490Back to the cage.
>>216187028my girlfriend is brown with a british passport and she gets stopped all the time especially in canada/usa
Is this true?
>>216185975When you apply for the position they just schedule you
Lane Kiffin is so hot
>>216187079my cousin is a brit whos dating a pajeeta its very grim
>>216187082kinda based if true
https://voca.ro/12Zr8OkwKbJ5
>>216187139Is she high caste and pretty
Why does it feel good to let people down
>>216187139My brothers marrying a jeet but he's a fat shut in that just plays videogames, so i'm pretty sure the jeeta is just angling to get U.S citizenshipPretty grim stuff all around
>>216187043>>216187043>>216187043
I'm not going to lie this made me laugh https://youtube.com/shorts/jsyMykGOzQo?si=lDO5aiOb6wT5tFvN
>>216187139gfberg is not indian she's from paraguay
>>216187163I don't know I just heard he's dating an Indian
You could be fucking a northern mexican or south brazilian girl
They say Americans are the most optimistic people in the world
>>216187215that's a pretty fucking clever idea not seen before
Damn
>>216187253mexican girl
>>216187291Mess with the best die like the rest
Which way will you be voting in the referendum, /cum/?
High caste Indian women are just as much of a catch as white women, if more moreso. You don't want to believe it because they're brown and you see all India as shit flingers but it's true. Don't act as if white women aren't all captured by progressive bullshit, and see having abortions and divorces and tranny children all as empowering. Yeah you'll type "jeet fingers typed this" or whatever but what I'm saying is true
>>216187139My cousin married a Britoid and she's always saying the most annoying shit like "HURR IT'S NOT A STROLLER IT'S A PRAM" like ho you don't live there anymore
>>216187291>~270k killed and woundedHmm…
I hate how s size t-shirts expose my belly, but m size look like a dress. Cursed body type.
>>216187343Saaar
>>216187380This but with XL and XXL
>>216187380I have that problemt. built like ET
>>216187291they are truly evil
>>216187253>>216187322>neet gamer bitches hell yeah
>>216187380Get your shirt hemmed by a tailor it's cheap and easy
>>216187343I don’t give a fuck if African Pygmy women are trad and anti-feminist. I’m just not marrying one.
>>216187380Have you tried not being an obese fat pig?
>>216187380quite being skinnyfat
>>216187432I'm a race traitor because i believe in trad values
lol mexicans are fat
Just sneezed and felt a weird tingle in my penisDon't know what that's about
>>216187075Yes ma'am
https://x.com/Aerialwastaken/status/1982073734614892798
>>216187492screaming
canada shouldnt have pulled the ad. surely that doesnt actually help them at this point and just makes them look like they capitulated also are captchas not loading for anyone else
So why does American media hate France so much?Something I've noticed there's always this undertone of disrespect and condescension
is posting impossible for anyone else?
>>216187659Yes me too, it's talking 5 minutes to make a post
BREAKING: President Trump just SURGED tariffs on Canada by +10% because of their manipulative ad that used RONALD REAGAN to oppose Trump’s tariffsThat’s the DEFINITION of FAFO!“Their Advertisement was to be taken down, IMMEDIATELY, but they let it run last night during the World Series, knowing that it was a FRAUD. Because of their serious misrepresentation of the facts, and hostile act, I am increasing the Tariff on Canada by 10% over and above what they are paying now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
You can stay with meYou can stay with me and just pretend I'm not thereLike a sailor in a big green boatLike a sailor in a big green coatYou can be freeYou can be free and still come home
Fuck you Canada why is your postage service so shit I'm waiting for two months already fuck your gay unions and your strike
Should we go back to the sharty?>>216187790Canadians are stinky ON GOD
they played this before a concert once i was like godfuckindamn so i started boppng my head and the guy next to me abruptly stopped, but i kept going yo assert dominance. https://youtu.be/H8YRsMKV6wk?si=Hc0Bjb28hpXafMWt
>wake up slowly>look over>nearly have heart attack and shit myself becos bedroom door is open>always shut and lock it>sit bolt upright>realize it was optical illusion caused by computer monitor next to door>brain interpreted monitor as dark hallwayhahaha. you suck satan.
why is stinky the zoomer slang of the week
>they are planning to deport Albrego Garcia to Liberia nowCouldn't have they just thrown him in jail to avoid all the drama surrounding his deportation?
Fucking LOOOAAAAAAAAAAAD
I JUST WANT TO BLOGPOST HOLY SHIT
>>216187876Do you think he would start geniusmaxxing if you told him about Michel Houellebecq?
>>216187719Anglo protestant rivalry o algo
>>216187876A quick physiognomy check lets you know that retardmaxxing was not a choice he could make
This wine tastes atrocious
>>216188067He's hot thougheverbeit
>>216188201that's my point. he has the face of an athletic retard
I used to watch that guys videos and he started posting the retardmaxxing stuff after realizing that the humanities were too hard for him to self-study LOL
I could be asking why all day long and nobody would answer. it just is that way.
>>216187928They want to send a message with his deportation. Come here and we'll send you to the closest thing to hell.
i want to be beheaded
>>216188293>>216188315Become an art thief
>>216188246Did you buy some vtuber stuff
>>216188315be the guy to take zuttposting into the mainstream. if its happens someone will be killed. may aswell be you
>>216188293Lets go to burger king babe?
Might go on an incel driveI'm a neet so there's nothing else to do
>>216188455Watch anime
Why is Hulu such dogshit? I just wanna watch som fucking cartoons man
Awesome Angelo
>>216188478Idk I haven't used streaming services in ages i either torrent or just find a free website online
>>216188478Just pirate
i use tubi lmao
Use what
>>216188566Me too. Ublock origin blocks it's ads
>delete chrome's data and storage on phone>open spotify all my downloaded songs are gone & have to redownload 400 songsWhy does Spotify store it's songs in Chrome? Bizarre
>>216188637Jews
>>216188478Hard drives are cheap. Local library is best. Download that car, champ.
>>216188478There's lots of live cartoons playing nonstop on YouTube. I've seen yugioh, ninja turtles and Powerpuff girls streams
>>216188616Tubi and chill babe? owo
Today i played a lot of video games. I unlocked 2 balatro decks all the way to gold stake. Thats pretty hard so im happy with myself. I should've done more cleaning but oh well. Tomorrow's gonna be busy but thats probably a good thing. :)
Where do you eat? Cuck e cheese?
Do your countries have an equivalent of the Sunday Sport?
The uglier the hoe, the bigger the dildoes
>half past 5 PM on a Saturday
>>216188951Ive been eating granola all 3 meals a day for 2 days
>>216189002i dont know
The Targzissians are obviously reptilian
someone please kill me
>>216189046that’s grand-olahahaha
Kek
Just finished Ghost of Tsushima + the Iki Island expansion. Was actually pretty mid desu.
>>216189002national enquirer seems very similar
>>216189131He looks sad
i wanna get up in your guts
I am guts
I want to have sex with a pink puffy innie before i die and before I'm old and tired
>Shirley is delivering your Uber eats order
Caturday
How many deadly vehicle crashes did jeets cause today?
>>216189267Mr Blobby
>>216189312Probably like 7
>>216189274>AYYE JITT dhdjjsdjsjjsjdnddjjsndkgf
>>216189275cats, like many root vegetables, may be found in the garden
>>216189312how many NARCO shootouts did you have down the street today
>>216189405Probably like 7
>>216189405Jeet big mad
>>216189275Cutie kity
>>216189416>hating goshpedo makes you a jeet
>every mexiflag that makes me mad is the pedoI pushed a button lol
>>216189385>>216189424she loves to roll around in holes that raccoons dig
>>216189453pendejo
>>216189480Make the new
there's one hair on my ear that's REALLY long for some reason.
>>216189610
>>216189513no
made one>>>/ck/21679051
>>216189610rip it out with tweezers, i've gotten in the habit of checking my ears for hairs and yanking them if they displease me
Enjoyed some fine cuisine and a couple of well poured Guinness' along with it. Feeling very satisfied rn
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