sheldon edish
rtx 5070ti
when did they add health warnings to booze my wine says it will cause liver disease and cause cancer wish this nanny state would fuck OFF
>>216184244gis' a bit
gamer pridespread it world wide
konbanwa niggas
actually in light of recent setbacks to my self esteem i've graduated from daydreaming about women i know in real life to celebritiesa very concerning development, next stage will be cartoon characters
on the punk ipa
>>216184266Never#RAPEGAMERS
Imagine thinking women have actual thoughts? Wild. They're just walking holes, TBQH
need a fat hit of drug
it's the episode where bart becomes a jazz drummer
Which one is Rorkier, voting reform or saying Enoch was right?
watching gary eatswill also not be turning my clock back tonight
Can't stand people who aren't heavy drinkers. Fucking no personality
imagine what's happening at the traphouse rn
>>216184297why do they get all the jobs now then
rorke turning back the clock everyday
fat scottish women farting on your cock
>>216184228
>>216184357Bet you're a real heavy drinker aren't you
leftypol representing himself in a women's sport
yo cody I've got a 6 pack of bud light let's get wasted
>>216184363corporations love a jobsworth
wanking to japanese girls doing unspeakable acts while dressed in school uniforms
oooohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZZfPfAdsk
I hate dancing so much i'd make it all illegal
wish i had cancer so i could be monged out on morphine and die
>>216184363Amazing, innit? I've also noticed a broader feminization of the workplace. Getting actual shit done is less important than talking about things, regardless of whether it leads to anything useful -- and BTW: they never *do* get anything done -- shocking
fingering my arse
leftypol dropping his kids off at the migrant hotel before going to disney land paris for the weekend
*dances and stunts on a square ass no moves nigga*
two fit 16-year-olds on the bus wearing skimpy tight short black dresses and carrying plastic handcuffs. their legs and bodies are phenomenonal.some black guys going upstairs where they're sitting.
>>216184384chat is this real
>>216184426screamed at this post
>>216183968it's a bit like that acid attack from last year
might get rum, never tried it before
imagine if a politican said LET'S HIRE MENthey'd get my vote
Remember to set your clocks forward tomorrow
>>216184448paedo loser
don't hear much about acid attacks these daysseems like acid attacks have fallen off
remember to turn your cock black tonight
might get sex, never tried it before
>>216184274Brilliant. We need more of that here>mfw as a wee lad looking up Japanese bondage Needless to say it didn't turn out well
Rorke interpreting "turning back the clock" as an excuse to be racist again like it's the 1970s
just stopped caring about everything, me. dont care about toil, dont care about sex, dont care about video games, dont care about music or films or TV shows, have no hobbies, have no friends, i dont do drugs, i dont smoke, i dont drink, i dont speak to family, I just lay in bed staring at the ceiling and walls and occasionally post on here, and watch the same 5 youtube channels every day
>>216184448honestly kys
when they got on the bus one of them said 'this is embarrassing' because everyone was staring at them
>>216184393Lol, yeah, faggot
I really liked that .webm of the Japanese people in the last thread. Wouldn't mind seeing it get reposted.
Sir Bryan Tetsadong Marceau Mbeumo saved the dayhe's about to bash so many katies smoove open to celebrate x
>>216184528thats most people
hitchens isn't turning his clock back
>>216184486yankified runt doesnt even know his country's own consent laws
>>216184540didn't know you were a /mug/ crossposter ziedy
>>216184535you could save it and then look at it whenever you want
IT SMELLS LIKE GASSSS I THINK SOMEBODY POOPED
>>216184475The state recently invested in a CCTV van that drives around my neighbourhood scanning licence plates to make sure everyone has a parking permit but it also releases child sex offenders into the wild and then asks for my help and cooperation to find them
>>216184540he doesn't waste time trying to get with hairy Latinastimmy spending months trying to woo hairy latina whore
>>216184528Would love to not speak to family
no one understands me
>>216184552Is it? Is everybody in this condition now?
Really scared of Reform winning because they'll deport my white Danish wife just to kick out a few Pakis. Not really a fan of having my marriage and entire life ripped apart desu haha
>>216184586LOL he's being chauffeured straight to the gherkin rn
forgot to take my meds again
>>216184568he doesn't play the character when he's on /sp/
pulling out the ps4 time to do some retro gaming
And the latest from Lindybeige?
What is it that makes Canadians such good deal makers?
never forget NEVER FORGET the brave Welsh MI6 agent who was assassinated by RUSSIA and our pathetic GOVERNMENT did nothing in retaliation
does he know the clocks are going back and he's got an extra hour of freedom?
>>216184596Live with it
i heard portuguese women dont shave their arseholes
Feel a bit sorry for yanks knowing they're being genocided by their own army
>>2161846144 years to figure that out mate get to it
>>216184559newcunt who cant identify heatherpaedo
>>216184638corr
i met rorkeshe's black
>>216184614Yawn.
>>216184244Is more expensive than a PS5
>>216184448mmhmm
fart poo shit AMA
Haven't been outside in 3 weeks.
nothing like a little bit of power not a lot just a little enough to be an obstacle
.
>>216184635Yum, gorgeous. The pizza looks great, too. Love David Mitchell
I am convinced they're getting their ideas from /pol/ at this point. I swear I've read nonsense like this in a thread in the 2010s
>>216184629Wasn’t he some zesty fella who liked to dress up as a woman and choke himself while wanking?
fuck up ya fucking dickss
>>216184528same except I care about music and I play guitar so at least I do have some hobbies, not sure wtf I would do without them
>>216184647Are they? Or is that just a made up thing
start doing this
>>216184695it's been pretty big that talk for years nowjust hang on /fit/ and go into any thread mentioning seed oils/PUFAs
>>216184660schizo freak you need to kill yourself
good news, my os didn't break
mbeumo chiefing that a grade loud rn
>>216184695That decades of dietary recommendations has led to nothing but skyrocketing obesity and autism rates
>>216184738meltie
basically only up after drinking until this morningwasted my saturday medal coming in the post
>>216184572I'm scared of saving it
going to be 3c tonight no energyberg i wont relent i will not fail you martin lewis
is this several month old thread still alive for any of you guys too?really strange 4chan glitch >>210498792
don’t understand why TempleOS is supposed to be so amazing it looks wank
just screamed at my monitor
going for the cheese and biscuits again
>>216184801one person created it by themselves
>>216184772people literally don't follow dietary recommendations
diego here
>>216184801You would know what wank looks like
wasted my saturday medal with oak leaves
spaki here
>>216184835how many angels are there
do the avatar blokes have big knobs or what
>>216184819Right but cmon
190 here
paedo de España
I forget is /brit/ pro or anti deporting illegals?
homealone here
rap
Did I say you need permission? I’m just asking who you’re going with and you’re getting all defensive, why won’t you just say?How does this sound
why do they call him heathermong?
>>216184914los paedos
>>216184909hes gone mental
camdenpaki here
>>216184909catberg
thoughts on dlss? is it just fake and gay?
I live in Islington don't know what the problem is
ive had enough
>>216184939when he started doing his stupid spamming bullshit here one of his first topics was this woman who appeared on some youtube stream called heather
i love it when you call me big floppa
Doing me online shopping and pondering what to buy x
Why can't jeets drive?
>>216184690so there were 9 months between these events?
>>216184976what's wrong mate?
Keir Starmer here, the one and only
>>216184976UM x
>>216184976sent you a pm x
>>216185016fuck you keir
kalergi plan
>>216184977I dont know where you made the connection between that and the autist we know today that spams the threads. Occasionally someone posted about heather green in 2022, god you must be so autistic to care this much about an anonymous loser, you're just as much as a sperg as him keeping track for 3 years
the heat death of the universe will happen before canadians protest immigration
rorkeypoppy x
>>216185008might do myself in
got the snow goose on
When is Britain going to get an actual respectable prime minister again?
>>216185030heathermong meltdown
>>216184975any good pubs round there?
>>216185030nice try heatherpaedo
poo
>>216185027the greatest distraction psyop conspiracy theory the jews ever made
>>216185040why's that?
>>216185046never again, all are now wef puppets
>>216185030you still do it now
>>216185046never again, we are 30% muslims rising to 50% by 2050 the democratic vote is the muslim vote nowalso i just farted and even though the windows are open it smells bad here
On the 7th July you approached V1, a 14 year old girl and her friends. You told V1 and her friend that they were pretty, that you wanted to have babies with them and you invited them back to the Bell Hotel. You followed them around the Epping area. When you encountered them again you made inappropriate remarks. You offered V1, and her friends, some alcohol. None of them took this from you. You attempted to kiss V1 and she moved her head away to prevent you doing so.Turning to the offence of Causing or Inciting a Child to Engage in Sexual Activity,on 8th July 2025, having approached V1 and her friends and continuing with your inappropriate behaviour, you asked V1 to kiss W1. Of course, she had told you that he was her boyfriend in an attempt to dissuade you from pestering her. She thought that if she kissed W1 you might get the point and leave her alone. It did not have that effect. It had very much the opposite effect. You became visibly aroused at this stage and it must have been disgusting and sickening for V1 to have realised what had occurred.Turning to the Sexual Assault on V2, you had approached and spoken to V2. Youasked her for advice on getting a job and drafting a CV. It is hard to understand why you then placed your hand on her thigh whilst you told her that she was pretty. I accepted her evidence that she gave you no reason to believe that she would want you to do so.
>>216185064You were posting child porn then samefagging yourself
>>216185081trvke its completely over for us
>>216185094I recommend you lay off the beans and toast that will fix your problem
heathertimmy teramelty
elton john and that ugly fat bloke cant remember his name
>>216184988same, I'm contemplating what little treat to get myself to fill out my cart for free shipping
>>216185124that's leftypol
>>216184831and they did before they were introduced? righto mate
>>216185114im on that carnivore diet and been having horrible poos and farts also feel shit in general think i'll be eating vegetables tomorrow
>>216185104The Spanish have Gypsy and Arab ancestry
>>216185077got mento elfs summat wrong with me
>>216185124sow messi
mentos elbes
>>216185124thought she died on stage recently
>>216185046we're working on it mate
whatever, i guess i am heathermong because I called the autismtracker/lolcow watchers equally autistic to the spastics they've been following for over 3 years. Thats convienent isnt it, everybody that calls you mentally ill is actually one of your dollhouse characters
>>216185143>'Mr.Beefy Farts' we called him
>>216185153reckon the 1975 album The Snow Goose by progressive rock band Camel will cheer you up
could suck down a pack of mentos right nowthe grape onescorrr
>>216184534Cody's been on the 3.5% beers again heard hes had three tonight
zoomers ITT think they're depressed because of tiktok or video games or some shit wait till you're 40 and your wife leaves you and you have real problems you'll know what real depression is
Mental that I have male tits
>>216185245mental and mad that
>>216139600 he does live with his parents you mong
quick wankshowergo down tesco before it closes
>>216185229>letting a woman dictate your happiness
>>216185269thought tesco was open until 10 on Saturday
>>216185116hi
climate change isnt real
>>216185269tesco firstshowerlong wankthe thinking mans plan of action
sex arse
>>216185141yes? at least more closelypeople are fat because we have an abundance of cheap high calorie low effort processed food and drink available at all times not because doctors are wrong to tell you to eat 5 a day
mushy peas are fucking vile
poo screaming out me arse
for me its>offlicence for booze and vape>tranny wank porn on>spaff>just eat take away>munch>wank again >sleep
miss drinking alcohol sometimes
>>216185296fucks sake I was doing my best to accelerate it
Richard Nixon used to eat cottage cheese with a pineapple ring for dinner many eveningsPeople don't eat very simple meals like this anymoreThey weren't eating steak and eggs every night
https://vocaroo.com/14cBqmK2RJrk
>just eat take awaywell obviously, what else are you going to do with it
>>216185325Rorke life!
>>216185343kudush kinda fly wit it ngl
>An ale-conner (sometimes aleconner or ale-kenner) was an officer appointed yearly at the court-leet of ancient English communities to ensure the quality of bread, ale, and beer, as well as regulating the measures in which they were sold and their prices.This is what woke took from us
>>216185344dump it on the streets of dorset
it can't be said enough times how badly Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower utterly mogs Bob Dylan's original
Reading an example from Nāgārjuna's Mūlamadhyamakakārikā of a reductio ad absurdum argument
cheadle mentioned
raping my arse on the astral plane
wouldnt mind an orangutan matetheyre probably a reet laugh after a few beveraginos
what's your favourite shape lads
nigger sex arse
>>216185365t. 18 year old
>Ate your dad's bum like cake, call dat Mr.Kippling
>>216185365All of Bob Dylans music is shit
>>216185343LOL
>>216185381mate get the m&s version, far superior
>>216185383scngrming
i'm here for a horny pissing session
>>216185398absolute fact bomb
For me it's Bob Vylan
>>216185384are you really claiming the original is better?>>216185398oh come on, Dylan did a lot of genius stuffLike a Rolling Stone may be the greatest song ever written
>>216185124such an odd looking woman
have never had KFC before and looked up the menu and bnhfh893ffinfj9hjnfdnjk fo9u jdjkf djs it's so fucking expensive
For me it's Rover Hendrix
mad how many news stories yu were oblivious to when you were a childthe credit crunch just sounded like a cereal to me
>Eirewashing is so blatant there it's hilarioushe was right
>>216185381erm what is that pink thing
>>216185444it's shit too
>>216185440all im saying is i remember being young and supple
>>216185444never used to be
bizarre how i;m here talking to actual childrenremember when 4chan was mostly older men who could actually afford dialup internet now it's 90% zoomers on their phones
fucking ran out of beer. the woke must pay
>>216185491'
>>216185491shut it old man
>>216185391Are Robin
>>216185453me happily munching on my turkey twizzlers for tea while tony blair announced we were at war with iraq
right then some bloke has just posted a hint of his knob on here
>>216185444was decent years ago
>>216184559Kill yourself paki
>>216185512>>216185459That's my hand
>>216185443COS AM SOO MESSAY
>>216185491>t.
>>216185511spainoo0ooooo00oooo
>millions of us are taking magnesiumreally? there are millions of people in the UK taking magnesium? standard of reporting on the bbc is shocking these days.
>>216185365Hendrix's version of Like a Rolling Stone (the one he did live at Monterey) is also better than Bob'sPretty much every cover Hendrix ever did eclipsed the original songs, and he did most of them live
>>216185453came home from school and my mum and auntie were standing round the radio looking shocked, I asked them what was wrong and they said two planes had crashed into the world trade center in new York I asked how the pilots parachuted out and they both just looked at each other so I went and played games
>>216185491wtf this post groomed me
>>216185562big magnesium is laughing after this free publicity
>>216185538It's not is it, no one's hand is that wrinkles and foreskin looking
>>216185562took some bisglycinate yesterday meant to help with sleep
You lot shit on London but I’m here now it is pretty sick. Especially for a lad from a little village in Cymru.
>>216185562I'm on the ol' ZMA tbf
I don't take any supplements or any kind of medication, I'm a completely natural man
>>216185627you are a mong
Kill all Indians.
>>216185618yeah it's shit, fuck you
>>216185572i personally wouldn't agree with Like a Rolling Stone because I love Dylan's voice on it but in general Hendrix's covers were better yeahHey Joe is another example of Hendrix just crushing it
>>216185562I've been taking zinc to make my cums more voluminous and I think it is actually working, although my pee a few hours after is neon yellow which is a bit concerning but hey that's just the way she goes
fanta fruit twist is ridiculously peng
>>216185636You sound mindraped
>>216185618I'm from wales where you from
8pm. Time for port and cheese.
>>216185627Isnt that most people?
he at the traphousekaties arriving in skin-tight skimpy dresses and wearing bunny tails
>>216185588my phone has run out of battery so you'll have to take my word for it
Was on a Transport for Wales train earlier and learned that plenty of English locations have completely different names in Welsh, as if the Welsh are planning to conquer those locations somehow
>>216185562there's a cohort of middle aged women that love to buy and take a plethora of nonsense supplementsbelieve this without a second thought
>>216185656Tasted it in my head when reading this
>>216185641this post right here, this is the post
61 sleeps till xmas x
>>216185665kudush kinda flush wit it ngl
>>216185665Looks like my uncle who is from Hull and white British if he wore too much fake tan
>>216185453i had no idea who jimmy saville was and was getting my haircut when my hairdresser mentioned the stuff about him all came outi said "i hope they kill him for that, then" and she told me he had already died so i just said something like at least someone already took care of him
>>216185660Gwynedd
>>216185662Is your name Nigel or Cecil or Rory or Bognus Tweedale-Thrippington???
>>216185647in general a lot of old blues standards he took and destroyed them. the blues album from 1994 is full of them, catfish blues for example is a bangeralso beatles stuff like Sgt peppers lonely hearts club band, and he covered some cream stuff as wellhis originals are still the best tho
>I've been taking zinc to make my cums more voluminouscanada
>>216185665need a comedy film about him bumbling into being crowned king like in johnny english
>>216185381hyperbolic paraboloid
>>216185708nice, powyslad here
checked my starling app and i've spent £2700 on vapes this year
just sipped on my tea but it's still really hot so I suddenly bounced up and said "oo"
absolutely buzzing off some strong tea atm
>>216185758any good ones?
Remember that the pisslam prophet got blacked.
>>216185747Love hiking Pen Y Fan (I am English)
60s music is pozzedthe counter culture movement in that decade is the reason globohomo exists
>>216185766kin ell would scran all those arses
Hadush Kebatu being helped by the cronem community
>>216185776poo seal looking a bit oddcan't put my finger on what's wrong tho
>>216185705lol
>>216185766peng arse with shit hairthree sad arsesone roarkus mashfordone huwhite dwarfone barbra streisand lookin sheman
Hadush Kebatu probably has no clue what is going on and is just enjoying a pizza with his 15 year old friends.
>>216185788
Can I get 1 Hadush Kebatu Bossman
>>216185830kys
>>216185766hank hill
Voting reform as we speak
>>216185830Ew
>>216185740Fuck me off he's 29 I feel so much better and how I look at 30 something
>>216185830They are prostitutes in a red light district
>>216185819hadush in dis shit getting krunk
>>216185776poo hound
you zoomers and gen alpha bitches think it;s cool to disrespect an oldfag who's been here since 2005 while you fags were wearing nappies but trust me i'd do you all in on swift punch to the jaw and you'll be crying on roblox back in my day pussies like you would get smashed
didnt know she was 34looks at least 50
Reform UK may not be perfect but there're so much better than anything we've had in the past 80 years.
>>216185740ugly ugly people
>>216185740>both are 29grim for him
>>216185916We’ve seen how wrong they’ve got the polls bud
they freed my boy
>>216185916Utterly mad how the Conservatives are just going to die out like that after hundreds of years
>>216185916Just because the government have been shit doesn't mean you vote for an even worse party ffs
>>216185913looks good for 34
>>216185932why was he even in prisonjust deport him
>>216185945i look 10 years younger than her on a diet of /brit/ and spaffing
is the new not being made then?
reading a BBC articlehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0jd7vn5nj7o
All browns should be deported.They have no right to be here.
NEW>>216185990>>216185990>>216185990
Look at the schnozz
>>216185945would shag the tits off her
>>216185916how the cons have any seats is mentalwhat demented toryboy spastic would ever trust them againId actually sooner support labour if i had to choose
americans are fucking spasticshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBeIDEtb9RYreacting to celebrity deaths like their parents just died
>>216185104kek, i'm the one on the top you schizo, i even asked you in that thread to give them both a you but you didn't also the guy you just (you)'d isn't me either btw
>>216186126they're celebrities unc you dont know them and they dont now you. you shoudlnt even know OF them. its unnatural and theyre exploiting you
