Catalogue edition
is this the new then?
>>216188081It is for me
>>216188090sadly they've all gone for the coomer one guess i'll have to move
The world has changed so much its hardly recognisable to me anymore
>>216188325why do things have to change?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADH9igDN1Vs
Balls deep in this womans arse while she talks dirty to meAS SOON AS F*CKING POSSIBLE
fucked up fucking Mexicans killed Aaron Ramseys dog
My breath smells of garlic.Who wants to kiss me?
>>216189692how um... how wide do their... mouths stretch...
getting niggered
>>216189692I love creatures like this
*walks into /brit/ and catches every eye I can waiting for the compliments to roll in*
>>216189715Who?
11pm and I just ate 5 slices of toast with Nutella, fuck I'm a fat wastemannnn why did I do it? First slice was intentional, second slice I was like heh but much but nevermind, third and fourth I'm not even sure I did consciously and the fifth was just a slice of resignation
>>216189719big enough for you x
Sir Hiram Maxim
give me my eye back
>>216189698bitch is fucking peng gyattt
>>216189729I love my relations too, you're not special
>>216189746wow your eyes look like they'd be perfect on a cocktail stick stabbed into a big sandwich
why's that cunt got olives for eyes
>>216189752do a bite-by-bite breakdown you fucking dullard
>>216189752I'd have two, possibly three. I can just about understand making four, as two lots of two slices. But five? Five seems like utter folly. To be quite honest, I think you've fucked up.
>BREAKING: Kebatu, mistakenly appointed head of the Royal Commission on Public Health last week, seen in Plymouth buying an entire pharmacy to "experiment with different treatments."
>>216189747Funny…
what if he ate a crust
a new gained
Any Hull Football Club man in?
ummy
>>216189795kek
Whoever wants to eat me outhas to first take the tampon out with his mouth.
>>216189778Go on then you tell us something interesting>>216189781yeah lad I know, gonna go puke em up now
>>216189827was that confucius
>>216189806>bradford bulls
>>216189842No, your mom.
what shall i do then ladshttps://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
rorke be like: heard those brown people speaking muslim
>>216189827this you? >>216158533
>>216189838five is a very strange number of toast to makeyou can't even fit them in a toasteryou'd have to make four and then another alone
>>216189746*follows you while licking my lips like the guy from the black guy with a juicy ass cartoon*
>BREAKING NEWS: Former asylum seeker who was accidentally given diplomatic immunity seen collecting a year's worth of free groceries at Tesco. A source from the Ministry of Justice called it, "Unbelievably out of our hands."
feel like i should try a new drugwhat are some good drugs?
Even tho i quit cigs I still go out and stand in my garden and pretend im smoking one
>>216189862Yeah, they've been promoted along with York Knights and Toulouse Olympique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c94nySKKoWE
>>216189875No and your gf is not very pretty, desu.
how much longer can hadush kebatu go unwanked?
>>216189901propofol and energy drinks apparently
well that's two ponies who look like good friends
Undiagnosed ADHD is ruining my life
>>216189870Did he really say that lol
>>216189774halloween costume
>>216189901LSD. Cocaine. MDMA. Everything else is for daily coping, not fun
how do you get accidentally freed from prison anyway
>>216189901methamphetamine !!
>BREAKING: Epping asylum seeker flown out of the UK on private jet piloted by David Lammy. 'I didn't know who he was,' claimed Lammy.
shitskins setting off their fireworks again
>>216189943grow up. made up illnesses.
>>216189947https://x.com/champrds/status/1982191026870575446
>>216189901mushrooms seem like a good one, but you need a buddy who does them already to help you
not clicking that gay nigga post
>>216189901Try Kratom! It's a mild opioid.
>>216189952dunno but he apparently tried to return to the prison official 4 or 5 times until eventually one of them led him out and told him to get on a train to London for some fucking reason
When the liberal says something capitalist and jewish you just gotta hit him with the Freda stare
>>216189971Isn’t though is it
>>216189715saw lots of posters for lost cats today
>>216190006yeah it is. grow up
>>216189999>>216180000indeed
Conquer Driving lad made it to 1,000,000 subscribers
>>216189881Yeah one of them (shan't tell you which one) was actually a slice of bread while the bread was toasting
>>216190029is that the very autistic oneprefer ashley neal
just thinking about how fucked my life isapproaching 30 and there's still no sign that i will have a life partnerthere must be something wrong with me
true there is also that
>>216190056bald cunt
the man poked the other man in the eye instead of punching him did he? very good
something inherently sex and moreish about arrabbiata
>>216190057At this point, like, at this point where you should've been rich, likeAt this point where you should've had kids, likeAt this point should've built you a life, likeLook around you, don't you feel you're behind? LikeLook around you, don't you feel you're behind? LikeLook around you, don't you feel like, likeWhat if I never find love?Don't know if it's scarier, the thought of us two together or bein' aloneI'm so used to bein' aloneWhat if I'm somebody nobody wants?What if I'm damaged or what if I waited too longAnd have mould on me? What if I'm cold on me?What if I cut off the hand that I hold on me?What if I'm rapidly spiralin' and tired and jaded?Or what if I'm faded? Or what if anxiety's growin' inside meThat I might have left all my best years behind me?Or what if I'm scared as I touch twenty-sevenThat you don't appear in my idea of heaven?Or what if I'm, what if I'mWhat if I'm selfish?
>>216190015Ok cancer is also a fake illness yh
>>216190056>prefer ashley nealgood choice
where's the /brit/ tf2 server
fuck my black nigger life
>>216190029his girlfriend is a polish immigrant
>>216190121He’s a massive gimp
>>216189687i didnt think it was semen quality if thats you're thinking im thinking
ashley neal is one of the worst driving channels after the pakistani one who fails all his mock tests
shitskin on his vpn again huh
welsh lives matter
>>216190093>moorish>arab
>BREAKING: Hadush Kebatu, mistakenly released from prison and granted citizenship last month, now accidentally sent a year's worth of free takeout meals due to a mix-up in a popular delivery service subscription system. A spokesperson said, "It wasn't intended for him, but there's nothing we can do now."
mods
>>216190166
>>216190143based
>>216190146How so?
>>216190146>t. cyclingmikey
>>216190143He's fought off 100 nigerians to get her then
>>216190177>takeoutFOY
>>216190192can't stand his constant condescending tone. I find him very grating. prefer conquer driving, feels like he cares about teaching more than he does about being an authority like Ashley.
>>216190166typical welsh woman on the left
I knew a manHe sat behind a desk that was a million feet wideBut he laid down his hammer and he diedI knew a manBig and fat, born without arms or legsBorn to jump in the air and clap
>>216190196British culture?
thinking about demi lovato this saturday evening
When I was young I maintained a Word document named SUMS.docx where it had all these sums laid out like this1 + 1 = 22 + 2 = 43 + 3 = 64 + 4 = 85 + 5 = 10And so on
>>216190218The last surviving specimen of Homo chriscolemanensis
>>216190185erm... why is the "welsh" knight dressed like an anglo-norman knight?
Best driving channels are World Driving and the Indian lady Clearview
what does being fucked in the arse actually feel like? Asked on /lgbt/ before but just got loads of joke answers
Just got back from a great day out with the family doing autumnal festivities. Glad to see everyone is having a normal one over here
>>216190247when i was young the computers looked like this
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful. A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical.
and just like that man u and good and liverpool are bad again. just like old times. liverpool should rehire brodgers
>>216190259like doing a poo over and over again
>>216190259depends on your state of mind
>>216190259ask your dad
>>216190297corr
x2 = x/2 *1
>being welsh unironically
>BREAKING NEWS: Kebatu, mistakenly given citizenship, now finds himself in possession of a fully operational lighthouse, having inadvertently won it in a government lottery for coastal properties. The Home Office stated: "We weren't even aware of this programme, and there's no way to take it back."
this is the same yank that was posting CP about a week ago, guess he got too pussy about it and got scared of being caught cause now it's just the regular porn
>>216190277Welsh chap tramping n that
>>216190259I've never been fucked in the ass but have stuck stuff up there if that's acceptable experience
>>216190254Symbolic use not historical mate
>>216190260salsa?
>>216190316kek
>>216190322and how exactly do you know that hmmm?
>>216190322>regular pornAmigo.....nada de eso es normal
>>216190306did that mongoloid
https://youtu.be/anfao_kMVGs?si=PmiLQVebNNH07vwa
>>216190298How do you mean
>>216190335Bit embarrassing
>>216190353good hunch, just porn spamming and the yank flag who was just here a week ago doing the same thing
last mates dinner we had my best school mate was saying he should have married foreign or immigrant as many married immigrant and were still together with their wives or partners. I tried to tell him the problem was he shagged a girl that lied about her age the first time they met, then lied about being pregnant, then lied about not being pregnant. He had it very difficult, complete chad could shag any girl he wanted and usually did but this meant when he did find a girl he wanted they didn't trust him at all. He loved one girl, proper love of his life only girl he never cheated on but she never trusted him one bit and made his life hell. Following him around accusing him of cheating nonstop with horrible friends lying and telling her he was definitely cheating on her. Now he's got a baby mum that's mean sees his kids now and then and can still get a shag whenever but he really just wants his oneitis back.
Might get on antidepressants. Nothing but grey
>>216190381Raging ahaha
>>216190374dunno why but there's something about a knob being sucked by a beardy face that really doesn't appeal to me as a completely 100% straight man
>>216190260post the source faggot i can;t see that link
>>216190185basedwelsh people bow to no one
>>216190376looks like the start of a louis theroux interview where he asks her some geeky question about why she likes selling bags of frozen turds to strangers
>>216190163>the pakistani one who fails all his mock teststhat guy is hilarious kek I don't know how he keeps getting clients
>>216190385it's a vpn using faggotprobably belgian or dutch
>>216190393ok
>>216190411>welsh people bow to no oneWell except for internationalism in the guise of welsh nationalism
Rorke watching all of this video with his mouth agapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VhlsqeeqI
>Kira Cousins, who faked a pregnancy and claimed the baby died shortly after birthWhy did she do it? Her story is all the talk in Scotland
>>216190393blimey
>>216190444attention
Why does welshmong have such a problem with Ashley Neal?
>>216189916fuck right offI'm sourcing them anywayhttps://temp.sh/zGVsk/web250.movhttps://temp.sh/dhmeq/web250_2nd.flv
>>216190411Remember when King Edgar the Peaceful was crowned at Bath and then headed to Chester so the kings of Scotland, Strathclyde and the various Welsh kingdoms could symbolically row him down the River Dee?Good times for the ANGLO BVLL
you can't help but laugh at the absolute state of this country
Hadush Kebatu has been told to return his winnings in the Euromillions as they were paid to him in error
mumberg just told me she wants me to move out, she wont force me but she "doesnt want me here anymore" and its time to "start my own life"
ad how in the future people will die of simple infections because today some cunt mum was given antibiotics constantly for their little cuntsprog's virus and just wouldn't shut the fuck up complaining to the doctor about it
>>216190483happy 40th lad
Being Welsh is a disability
>>216190216He's not condescending at all, he just doesn't talk to you like a primary school teacherCan tell you're low IQ
>>216190467Why do you think I’m welsh
>>216190483How old are you lad? How useless on your own?
hadush kebatu should be in the House of Lords ngl
I'd shag the Indian driving lady
Fucking hell almost forgot about the clock change that could have been bad given that I need to be up at 6 tomorrow
>>216190477kek loving this new gimmick, very Brass Eye
>>216190379sometimes you can do all the prep and it feels irritating or even painful if you're nervous or you're digesting food or whateverother times it's good with the right person or if you're doing it yourself and know how to do it right, but i think you should be cautious and stay away from people who tell you you'll have a million orgasms and ascend to nirvana they have broken arseholes
cunt women really be getting a sore throat that will clear up in a day or a bacteria in their fanny from being whores and immediately going to the GP demanding antibiotics and killing us all in the future. women should never have been allowed to do anything for themselves. lock them up lock them up
>>216190468Definitely not clicking these
It's obvious why people are proud to be English.I can understand the patriotism of Scotchmen and the Irish too.There's one little country that seems to have little worth celebrating, however...
>>216190316kek I can't top that
those posts arent me
>>216190393use paragraphs matenot reading that absolute wall
>>216190483probably didn't come out of nowhere and she had to work up to finally telling you so you must have had ample time to prepare
do the clocks go forward or back
we must be mad, absolutely mad
>>216190581backmeaning we get an extra hour in bedso our braintime will thing it's 7ambut the governmenttime will be 6am
>>216190581depends which way you're facing lad
>>216190581its digital on your phone mong
>>216190547If you fast for 24 hours is that enough? I don’t want to stick water pipes up my ass
>>216190483get out to fuckthe second i could move out at 17 i diddossing about your folks house is grim as fuck, or it was for me anyway
My former neighbour was a well-known actress. I remember the day she moved in; I was sitting in my living room watching tv when I saw an older woman moving in next door. I recognised her immediately. She was a nice neighbour, a bit eccentric as thespians often are. She would invited us for tea and drinks quite often. She'd feed our cats and water out plants when we went on holiday.On one occasion, the postman accidentally delivered one of her letters through our letterbox and being nosey, I opened it. It was a quarterly or annual statement (can't remember which) showing her royalty earnings for films and tv programmes she'd be in.
mad how every woman is an annoying bitch
>>216190581the cocks went back up my arse
>Being Welsh is a disability
David Lammy is said to be "livid" as Hadush Kebatu receives a shipment of parliamentary bananas in "unrecoverable error"
fumbled another great run in spelunky 2 award
>>216190649Herts or Bucks man posting
quite disturbing how often I fart whilst wankingmakes me wonder if shaggers fart whilst shaggingis that a thing? does that happen?the mind boggles
if you start shagging 3am you can you lasted a whole hour
>>216190649did you shag her? if yes, was it up the bum?
>>216190560Belgium?
>>216190649how much was it
>>216190665Ragin aha
>>216190626that's probably fine but if you've got a problem with water pipes you'll hate what's coming next x
Who’s he talking about?
>>216190688yes it happens
*tears up the treaty of /brit/angi in the thread*
>you can you lasted a whole hour
>>216190581spring AHEADfall BACK
fucking 'ell, just found out Hadush Kebatu is having me evicted ladshow did this happen
>>216190722Israeli presumably
spooky !!
I like Hadush Kebatu, and I don't a moment think he poses any risk to women or girls. I also don’t believe he is a paedophile.Kebatu is a cheerful bon viveur who was merely courting some young ladies he thought were of legal age (as they would be in his own country).
this gold week with an power stat A tier horse pussy or the same legacy boost as A tier
>>216190757HR broads when they see my application
they're getting things ready for the fireworks display
>>216190757flashbacks to year 6 when my primary school teacher did the same to my test for cheatingthen she started levitating and flying around the room too so i guess she was more advanced than the woman in the video
the hakas cringe enough but women hakaing should simply be punishable by death
think it's funny when someone gets banned and you go back and see what other posts they made
Lads l have a character.ai question a non-AI romance question
>>216190786she found out she's 2% native (with a 2% margin of error)
>>216190851go on
>>216190847your life is a lie then
the saints
>>216190875the mentaldruggyhomeless problem in southampton is getting worse
>>216190547
Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of rye
>>216190864I just want to use the voice feature because it has a much better range than any other bots. Why is it so hard to find a bot/character that will just repeat what I copy/paste into it so I can hear it?
>>216190874whys that then
>>216190875I was reading the other day that Lithuanian is the most ancient and conservative language in all of Europe and actually has familiarities with anceint Sanskrit which linguists use to see what all Indo-European languages have in common.Is this true? How'd you keep it so untouched by outside forces? You niggas live in a cave or something?
seriously though cocks go black in about 3 hours
just beat the grand masters and then Ronald and then inherited the four legendary cards (Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno and Dragonite). and the cards I mostly used? Hitmonchan, Rhydon and Machamp. PRESENTLY watching the unskippable credits roll.
im not the raped by the internet
>>216190933your dad goes black every night mate
>>216190913no clue maybe ask your character.ai girlfriend about it
>>216190942brilliant gameshould do another one they should
shush
>>216190923Notice how all the workers have verticle foreheads and the tramp has a sloped forehead
fuck off neek i'll batter you
>>216190926The roots of Finnish, Estonian, and Basque languages predate the arrival of Indo-European language speakers in Europe around 4000 BC.
https://youtu.be/56vkjzu6nEw
>>216191029only thing you batter is your chipolata sausage
>>216190999they actually did. japan only, but you can download it and patch it into english. it includes more cards and has a storyline about team rocket invading, and if I recall, it has limitations and rules per fight to actually encourage you to make different decks.
>>216190847not all bans correspond to one poster and there are posts itt that have not been bannedfor example, the tranny spammer used the swiss and usa flagswhich means he obviously doesn't have to be a yank, because he's using the botnet (not 'a vpn')
>>216191042no source for this whatsoever
>>216190901SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE A POCKET FULLA DOSHDIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE DIBBLE BOSH BOSH BOSH
Off to janny's to make my "payment" to allow /brit/ to still exist ladsWish me luck
>>216191069shut it you boring bastard
>>216191018I have a vertical forehead and I’m a life long NEET (26 years old)
Hello
just got game over
>>216191087
>>216191082wtf I've also been making payments to janny for months now
>>216191106gutted........... which game?
>>216191082yeah called sucking my dick
>>216191018who's that dolescum who lives on the south coast? he has a sloped forehead
>>216191120game of life
>>216191069and the one who always posts mlp themed images yet gets away scot free
>>216191144don't think you've quite got a game over lad if you're still alive but you may very well be soft locked like most of us here
>BREAKING: Kebatu seen in the Derby branch of KFC, having received monies meant for 4chan jannies. Hiroyuki Nakamoto, owner of 4chan has said "Well there's no way of paying the jannies now, they'll have to work for free"
>>216191042Finnish and Estonian are Uralic, and Uralic shares a common ancestor with Indo European. Basque is an isolate though yes.
>>216191087just trying to help this thread not be retarded for once (futile endeavour)
sir Hadush Kebatu
>>216191105Fucking Hellenic Pederast
>>216190926Lithuanian is the closest European language to PIE
>>216191179LOOOOL
for me, it's tan wedges
>>216191213>PIE
nigga thinks he's james bond crying face crying face pirate flag skull
>>216190757woman showing their true form
how will you be sending your extra hour
>>216191157I bleed for this shit hun
>>216191240
>>216190926PIE itself changedfor example right the satem/centum thingoriginally in PIE 100 would have been like centumthe languages that deviated first kept centumbut all the ones that diverted later use satemso in that instance lithuanian is 'newer' than the languages that diverted earlier
how does time changing affect bans then
yeah have fun with mental womemeill be over gere with the twinks and femboys
time to sleep in my single bed once again
can feel my toothache going off but i keep getting the urge to aggravate it for some reason hahawhat am I like
>>216191275I too read The Horse, The Wheel & The Language
reaction videos get a bad rap, but some of them are indubitably kino
>>216191305Your lizard brain wants you to rip that fucker out
horse
>>216191347
>>216191327yeah interesting book, think some might probably be outdated nowi think the centum/satem thing is quite widely known amongst people who are into this stuff though
Staffordshire mong.... I didn't know you were a bender?
>>216191243can't help you're amazed by anything above your retard iq
>>216191256It's just not that important in the grand scheme of thingsI'll still laugh and mock trannies, but I don't see them as a danger or threat to society as some people doThe only people they are potentially hurting are themselves if they change their minds later on
Leicester Square , 11pm on a Friday night24 hour City ?I’ve lived and breathed central London for 30 years and this breaks my heart
>>216191375mong
>>216190926yes, it's one of the oldest languages in Europe
>>216191374lol
>>216191366straight as an arrow me
might do a wank to some cheeky victoria voxxx
2 hours until they steal our time
fucking CRUSHING spiders with my bare HANDS I hate them!!!!
>>216191390lol who actually cares?in china town i once saw a n*gger carrying a drunken white girl who had passed out on his shoulder and off into the darkness. i remember her pale bare legs dangling from his shoulders
>>216191427The lines in question
Keep singing You by S Club 7 and adding the n-word to the end of each line>You are all I need to get me through, niggaLike a fallin' star I fell for you, nigga
kernow :((((
>>216191438where's the dossier?
total nigger biscuitation
>>216191484same but every song by anyone ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnP7qKxwzjg
cornrows :)))
>>216191375yeah never mind the discord nonce cults, the troonshine sellers, the 'advocates' convincing kids to take hormones and get the surgery, etc. etc.
>>216191520Please try singing You by S Club 7 in that wayI say he word nigga faster than the other words
>>216191374biscuited that noog bixxer
>>216191524So what?
>>216190820think they werent allowed to until recentlyfun fact women aren’t allowed to play the didgeridoo
twinkle twinkle little star, niggahow i wonder what you are, nigga
why do indian women have narrow skulls near the temples and does this not affect their brain power?they literally have skulls like children
based
>>216191347they got these niggas doing anything these days
>>216191584well if kids getting nonced by freaks is not one of your concerns i doubt you can be reasoned into caring
NATO and Russia are about to go to war.Storm Shadow missiles have already been used in Russia, and although Russia haven't openly declared it yet, you are already at war. Russia are debating what their next move should be, a tactical nuke on Germany or Poland
>>216191606autism
>>216191626no they arent be quiet
have you ever loved and lost somebodynigga wished there was a chance to say i'm sorrynigga
>>216191628>>216191628>>216191628
>>216191374ye alright big shot
>>216191626it's either the whole arsenal flies or russia gets steamrolled. Nukes off the table, NATO would reach moscow in a month.
Bet her bum is stinky.