making love with him/her edish
looking in the sky and enjoy the life
right well I'm getting out of bed now but only because I need to pee
the future is bleak
good morning all
>>216199573That cloud looks like a lamb
cold sausage for breakfast>>216199587morning mate x
>>216199587dont remember asking
>>216199587am ambivalent
Cats be like “add me on Litterboxd”
>>216199680
Is there a way to find out if a house is rented or not?My lower class single mum neighbour has been strange lately. Her usual pattern seems disrupted. Her daughter has barely stayed at the house. Her lights are off more often which is unusual and when they are on, her kitchen and bathroom are looking less cluttered when usually there is shit everywhere like your typical lower class scruff
>>216199586presents not exactly rosy either
>>216199680Lmao yeah and they're also like "check my CV on LitterboxdIn" lol
>>216199757when when i unwrap the quality streets i got for christmas
Cats posting on catshit formerly twitter
In the bath x
>>216199782pmsl, might be better than the original
got a mug of earl grey x
earl gay
>when when
>>216199837Hope you accidentally upend it all over your chest
>>216199821wish i was there x
>>216199849just not on pal
>>216199849rude bastard
wen wen's the name of my part time girlfriend
>>216199718get her shagged
>>216199883I'd let her break my limbs if you get my meaning
eating chocolate hobnobs x
>>216199913eat my hotnob x
>>216199718genuinely very odd of somebody to be checking on what their neighbour's doing this much
rorkes mum putting Fireplace Evenings of Calm: Burning Logs, Crackling Sounds, and the Serenity of Pure Relaxation on the tv which is above the fireplace
neighbour's been a bit quiet for the past few weeks and their place absolutely reeksI was going to leave a note but the inconsiderate bastard hasn't emptied their mailbox for ages
>>216199879wahey
>>216199968wahei is her coworker
YYYY-MM-DDAlways
>>216199961popped his clogs ain't he
buying new xox as all mine have holes
>>216200006me when i see a dutchman's footwear fall apart
Joined the Choir Invisible
when you're gone,how could i, even poo, out my bum?when you're gone,how can i, find the strength, to do farts?
>>216200010bought a bunch of uniqlo heattech socks, very peng
>>216200019how did they know you were there?
>>216200003A fellow ISO8601mong I see
>>216199903
>>216200031it's these for me
>>216200030we need more posts like this
HELLO POLLY
>>216200003good for my asmr archive
>>216200064i do loads but i think i'm the only one who does them
watching a lesbian jav when one of the actresses turned out to have a penis and started fucking her co-actress
>>216200096unfortunately i cant help as i'm simply not a good enough poster
>>216200097was it hinted at in the plot?
>>216200114no
>>216200097
might have to go into toil later, it not right
>>216200037*ISO 8601-2:2019
buying these socks
oops sex change! futanari father's daughter lesbian penis fun
>>216200123what a twist
>>216200097ummy
Just updated ChatGPT on all the facts behind 190 pretending to be Aisha's boyfriend for 4 years
>>216200151step yo game up playa
on the decaff
rimming a woman looks nice because they have good looking holesand while conceptually it's gay and more disgusting (men's holes being more grim) i think i would prefer to have my arse licked than lick a good looking womans arseas sensationally it would feel nicer
*quietly goes about being the best crisps in the country*
>>216200151Hope they were shipped with a pallet of bottles of RoundUp and you get Parkinson's Disease from the glyphosate residue
>>216200197way better branding and shapes than this shit
why does no fast food franchise do hot dogs
going to play some red dead redemption
>>216200219mcds did oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc7Y8L-RBNo&list=RDXc7Y8L-RBNo&start_radio=1
>>216200196frankly i would prefer to do neitheri would maybe do anal if the girl wanted it, had a nice arse and properly cleaned beforebut i'd like to go through life without the slightest chance of knowing what shit tastes like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sH2Vkcfc6pY
cant believe it's already 12 minutes past 10. fml
>>216200230they were awful from what i can rememberheartbreakingly disappointing actually
>>216200246what the fuck my laptop says 9.13 but my phone says 8.13 what is happening?
>>2162002231 or 2?
>>216200230all im asking is for a place that can offer something between octoberfest bratwurst and football stadium reheated cocks from a jar. does such a thign even exist
>>216200219The ones that run KFC over here tried to do german sausage stands in food courts and it went to shit in hyperspeed
>>2162002771never played it before
>>216200268Phone set to Icelandic time.
My neighbour is a woman in her 70s who is an extreme hoarder and watches tv non-stop, mostly CNN. The neighbour beside her (two houses from me) is a ~50 year old NEET virgin. His father lived there until he died a few years ago. I can't remember if the mother is alive.
>>216199599Goat.
plotting a second coffee of the morning
>>216200300plotting any good posts?
>>216200287you're in for a treat
>>216200294Get them shagged
>>216200306not currently on my bucket list
my neighbour puts out washing every single day he's not right in the head
we Had TimestolenfromUs .. It`sWrong !!
im not eating that pasta shitefuck off
>>216200287played red dead 1 thrice me, never finished the second game but did play it
>>216200358i could eat pasta for breakfast dinner and tea
playing with my knob x
>>216200364HOW fascinating!
>>216200374corr lovely
>>216200294care to share any other boring news from the lives of people nobody here knows or cares about?
>>216200353why do you have to post like this? it's really cute and makes me blush and smile and stifle a little giggle
got one step beyond on
>>216200374the ultimate fidget toy for autistic children
got my bum out x
>>216200401why would a tank be up there?
>>216200406this is the heavy heavy monster soundthe nonciest sound around
>>216200401rubbish
ate a chinese last night and vomited it all back up with some of the beer
love baking bread but i wish you could do it in a quarter of the time
I’d eat her poo.
>>216200447breadmaker can make a loaf in like 80 minutes
feeling really gay this morning x
>>216200390played dragon age origins but didn't finish it cause i messed up my hard drive
>>216200454yeah but i want it done in 20
>>216200454now imagine it could do it in 20
>>216200427>ate a chinese last nightAlri Jeffrey Dahmer
>>216200454been meaning to get one of those
once bitten, twice shyI keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Going to do something REALLY SCARY for Halloween >:)
any gay lads in x
>>216200499faggot
>>216200479me talking about girlfriends
>>216200390done him
It's a bright and very fresh morning. The fun fair has gone for the year and the car boot sale is back.
>>216200549yaaaaayyyyyyyyy
At the GP and some poor old bugger has turned up an hour early
>>216200549biomass spotted
Find it pretty gay eating hot dogs. Just shoving a cock sized foot item in your mouth like you're about to suck it off just isn't appealing to me. Fair enough if you do though.
>>216200549any good tat today lad?
>>216200559ye you
>>216200559on a sunday???
>>216200578you must have cock on the brain constantly
>>216200578You eat the hot dog, you don’t suck it off.
>gp on a sunday
well that entire ruse has fallen apart hasn't it now. hope you're happy
>>216200578i only eat cock sized foods. hot dogs, bananas
>>216200585Fuck all today mate unfortunately, not even anything worth picking up and asking "'ow much mate?"
It’s over, they got him
>>216200493Girl keep your distance, don't let them out of your sightTell me, baby, do you recognize heebs?Well, they like to LARP as White, it doesn't surprise me(((funny noses)))Precious metal names in bracketsIn my browser, coincidence detectedNow I know what a fool I've beenIf you don't gas them now, I know they'll jew me again
>>216200549is that an alien?
speed awareness course booked, no points for me :)
mental how existential dread leads mumberg to run after me doing all my chores and acquiring me all kinds of treats
>>216200616Hang on.. no... we're just hearing the cops have let him go again.
Remembering that time someone here claimed I was lying about being at work because he couldn't possibly grasp a shop being open on a Sunday lmao
Hadush has... le fallen
how much would it be to get a full physical testing everything from brain to balls privately? i need to get healthy but id feel more secure if i paid someone to do it. more chance of them actually giving a shit
was just at the gp an hour ago and some nutter turned up naked then I was fired early into my medical career>>216200639someone did that yesterday on saturday to an anon
on the beers againfuck it what else would i be at
>>216200663at least a tenner
ladies and gentlemen we got him
Found him in Finsbury Park. Hmmm wonder what he could've been doing there...
>>216200632good luckone I went to was boring af and presented by these two boomers that kept telling jokes thinking they were hilarious but it was just painfully cringe
>>216200663spent about £200 just on blood tests before summer so that should give you an idea on how expensive the rest of it will be
GET HIM OUT
genuinely mad how Mr Bond got 10 years in prison for writing pro-Nazi songs
>>216200684Went to college there for 2 months before and it was so shite
any spainiacs in today?
>>216200720Misinformation, that was the actually charge mate if you actually looked into it
>>216200692how fast were you driving when they got you?
>>216200677only 2k apparently. seems easy for something you only need once to find out everything thats wrong with you and then take necessary precautions rest of your life. might do that now that i own property and want to do eenie meanie to determine which of my nephews will get it on my demise. i want to have a good indication of when. will be good reality tv to watch from heaven as the lawyers scurry about trying to find them and seeing their reaction
going to go to the asda when it opens at 10am and buy some bread and some cheese
>>216200197reject modernity
Met Office have redesigned their site and it's fucking horrible. They literally made everything worse and less informative.
>>216200769do they still let people in early? >>216200787all part of the plan
im defooing my parents because they didnt homeschool me and keep me from coming into contact with the woke mind virus
Cause I am a teenage Nazi, babyYeah, I am a teenage Nazi, babyListen to Lincoln Rockwell, baby with meOooohh!
onyx slowly activating
Tripped over on my run and looked like a spastic, took a right tumble at full pace
>>216200787noticed that as wellwhy can't cunts just keep their websites the same?that's one reason 4chan is so good, it's barely changed since it was made
>>216200782sovl
lets get closecloser than close x
>>216200787said this the other day, they had good thing going and they fucked it
>>216200809plonker
>>216200809any teens laugh at you?
lets get close closer than closecloser than you ever imagine us
>>216200782act your age
Any stinking hangover man in
got one bollo hanging out of my boxers
£5 says this lad's sister is Lolly Badcock
Just went back to fm24 lads. They have absolutely fucked up 26, unbelievable really.
facebook have fucked up their search you used to be able to type for example john smith paedo and it would give you every post containing those terms now you cant search for posts at all
>>216200883no just a delerious man who spent the whole night playing toontown despite waking up at 5:30am yesterday and you know what it's lead to lazy posts because i'm so sleep deprived, an australian pointed it out earlier in this thread and it's really rattle me. I'm going to have to make sure my next post is really witty and clever because my reputation on this board is on the ropes.
>>216200908who
>>216200864Yes a whole Japanese high school (girls only, in tight fitting uniforms) was in the park at the exact same time
*sigh* 'okay here we go' *i mutter to myself*if i was on eastenders i'd be such a batty that BBC would have no choice but to rename it to eastbenders
>>216200908Just realised, there's more chance that it's Samantha BentleyLolly Badcock is too common to be heiress to a £1m fortune.
>>216200938no need to search for paedo. just go to your profile
Ian Fleming looks like an Australian version of Charlie Bigham
>>216200987Samantha Bentley is 38 now, not in 2022
>>216201010Lolly Badcock it is then
>>216200883yh on the beers again x
hadushbros... we lost
>>216200908She was class tbf
>>216201059i kneel...
mad how infantile weather forecasts are but still the most effectivewhy can't they present the news in a way that legible to a 5 year old as well
had a sexual dream last for the first time in many yearsodd. i've been watching less porn lately and masturbating less so maybe my mind is healing?
>>216200883yeah me fucking hate it literally promised myself last night 5 pint cans then bed but oh no i had to have 5 pints within 45 minutes then walked to tesco and bought vodka and cigs
noel is funny as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caB5RoaBvsI&start=480
>>216201107I had a weird sex dream the other night that featured a pornstar called Nikki Rider/Vica Ryder I've shuffled it to many times. Sadly I wasn't shagging her I was dreaming about watching porn with her in it. Very odd.
Adding some tongs to my shopping list
>>216201108oof that sound like a destroyer
>>216201063She was indeedRee Petra was my favourite though, but she didn't shoot a lot of scenes
>>216201100>why can't they present the news in a way that legible to a 5 year old as well
>>216201090gone full alkie mode
you ever been so starved of entertainment you go to bed and your brain makes up a movie
Spotted a wild beast
di wittle water dwop means that its going to wain
Kate Smurthwaite
>>216200883I've got pissed every night this week gfberg been away and feeling rancid now
>>216201161i hate when hairdressers are done up all nice you think its bougie cafe until you get closer and its just hair
>>216201150no my dreams are grimid rather not dream if i could
>>216201161what's he going to do in the skin studio?
>>216201161nice new bit of tactile paving there
might get a camo jacket or is that cringe?
how quickly would you get oral herpes if you lined up an endless string of men and licked their willies once each
>>216201161hairdressers sorted that cat out
only had one bottle of wine and paced myself so feeling good today
me tink me gwan stay inside and booze myself to sleep
>>216201235idk how you drink wine its vile
>>216201161Berg-upon-High Street
>>216201212i wear one of these
>>216201252ktim told myself I would go outside for at least a walk today but literally what's the fucking point I don't want to do that
>>216201273push the boat out and spend more than £8 lil bro
grindr toil beckons
22 months no booze
>>216201284already done my run earlier so thats me done for the day
reminds me of that tragedy
dont get how some of you just drink the hangover away dont you end up just drinking all day every day to stave it off
>>216201299still vile
>>216201307grim, get on the cans pronto
fuck my arse
not going out today need to sort my room out
theres no more convenient way of posting or replying to something than to start it 'dis nigga.....' i wish i didnt have to say the n word thoo
sir porn banner is increasingly forcing me onto ever dodgier russian websites to get my fixjust went down a rabbit hole and ended up wanking to some lad get gangbanged by 5 trannies and most of them creampied him
>>216201342That's hot
>>216201332can of lemonade or summit
Sir Wanton Nonce
Looking for a new car lads. Any recs?Budget: £7k maxBody type: HatchbackFuel type: PetrolEngine size: 1.8 litre max.Gearbox: Preferably automatic
>>216201365dunno lad
got slowpuke on
>>216201342
>>216201365old M2
>>216201365Don't think you can get new cars for 7k
>>216201382Obviously I mean a used one>>216201381that's a coupe
thats top drawer stuff
>>216201342how many is most? you can't leave out the most important detailor is this an ad?
>>216201403BASED
>>216201403it's not even 11 am yet
>>216201401firstly, its coupé and no its not
>>216201403dirty dirty bastard drinking harp on a sunday morning
>>216201403shit head that matesuppose it pairs well with your shit face
>>216201403corr get that down ya neck
>>216201443sc
>>216201313darth plagueis the wise?
>>216201428>its coupénot in english it isn'tyou're a dire critic lad
>>216201443ye could stick a flake in that
>>216201470>you're a dire critic ladtouché
>>216201403too early for booze lad that is a terrible decision
>>216201488he was an actor, not a car
>>216201435mate im far goneembracing my alkie era
yeah great stuff to be posting on your insta story at this hourdisgusting woman
>when he drinks at 10am on a sunday
Sir ProcrastinatingbecauseIdon'twanttogoshoppingeventhoughIsetmyalarm For8am
>>2162014902 l8 m8absolute blue rope material later like i know
What the fuck? Why is this his song?
>>216201515who
>>216201515is that caitlin clark? or ross noble?
rorke waiting at the aisles in m&s for the staff to start putting the yellow stickers on things
>>216201501which part of belfast are you from
>>216201561lol. unironically me
feel like kicking my bastard cats head in he;s so cute
>>216199573I woke up rather early today. I've got a pain in my left shoulder
>>216201561roar
Depression is slowly making its way back
Sacking a tranny
>>216201592well. you should looking in the sky and enjoy the life
get on the cans you spastics
>>216201613grow up
rorke drinking his cars screenwash to save money
onyx active
buy adrenochrome online
>>216201603cheer up lad, this'll make you laff
going to be craving the booze at 11am now because of the time shifting jew
>>216201365>1.8 litre maxoddly specificjust see how much 13-plate Golf you can get for that money and be done with itOr a civic
harvesting my own adrenochrome
>>216201673why? I don't want to waste too much on fuel
yjk...
>>216201669idgi
Not wanked in 2 days so I think a big wank is on the cards. A porn wank.
>>216201687ya JUST know
>>2162016821.8 isn't a very common engine size these daysIf you want something economical look for a 1.0-litre three cyl turbo thing, Fiesta perhaps
>>216201687
>>216201682buy an old golf for 2 grand. spend the other 5k on a route 66 harley davidson holiday
>>216201687Insane how fit she is really isn't it
>>216201723nah I hate the fiestaIt's gotta be a full hatchback sizeI've considered the Golf yeah, or an A3
chesticles
Dunno anything about cars. What is the appeal of a bigger engine litre size? Like in what way does it enhance the driving experience? I'm being sincere, I don't know.
Sir Toyota Supra
>>216201751more power
>>216201751Car go quick and make big noise
>>216201765What does that mean in driving terms? Like a higher top speed or what?
>>216201751>What is the appeal of a bigger engine litre sizebetter acceleration works less hard at high speeds
>>216201751bigger engine size bigger cylinders more fuel goes in car go faster car go vroooommm sututututu
>>216201739Golf 1.0 TSI it is then
>>216201772in my experience, you can easily overtake smaller vehicles better
>>216201780>>216201780>>216201780
>>216201739c30s look cool get a c30
>>216201751What is the appeal of having a larger penis I wonder
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