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Thank you threadcuck
>>216217674shut the HELL up, schizopoo
Can’t sit still long enough to masturbate
schizopoo does not exist
MCDONALDS LOYALIST 2.0 EDITION
Somebody ask me a question like "who did x"
Flashback to elementary school and listening to Daquarius read agonizingly slow from the English textbook and scanning ahead to see the word “chrysanthemum” and knowing we gonna be here all fucking day
nobody cares jason
cut the roof of my mouth on a piece of crispy bacon and now it's kinda swollen up wtf
Parentbergs leaving on vacation in less than a week. Going to get insanely high and play Morrowind all day for a couple days. Can't wait.
Gay fags
>>216217778why don't you just do that now, dummy
>>216217810It's unbecoming in front of the parents. I have a sense of propriety.
>>216217840but you will be a lazy weedhead piece of shit under their roof nonetheless.
>>216217721Girls with asses like that...hygiene becomes a big problem. They never wipe properly so it gets nasty especially when it's hot out and they sweat and get swamp ass. Something else you may not have thought about is, lint and hair falls into the crack. Basically you have to talk them into taking a shower and help them was back there. Then it's nice but not for long. Nice to look at, at least.
Wassup niggas
>>216217778gonna get really stoned and hop on grindr and have some guys come over and pound your ass too?
I'm the last of the famous international playboys
>>216217840so you're ashamed of your weedhead addict behavior is what I'm gathering.
>>216217890I'm an incel but could'nt all this be fixed if they just get a bidet and then wipe?
>>216217903use your trip, you brazilian schizo spammer
Fucking 12 hours of work today, 3 down 9 more to go
do you considered this a brown girl?
Haven't shit in 2 days, farts are positively ghastly at this point.
Let's post some 'eaters
>>216218003She looks like Dasha from the thumbnail
>>216218068like I have any of those just laying around
>>216218068
Forgot to move the croc indoors. RIP.
>>216218100No she doesn't
saw a dulcolax ad on tv just now that was advertising itself as "the only laxative that works overnight, to reset your gut's natural rhythm." i'm sorry, there is not a laxative on the planet that i would trust taking before bed. 'reset your gut's rhythm', reset your laundry cycle, after a rude awakening like that.
Brazilians are white thank you
>SEA>Suffering
Gonna cut my hair and shave when I get home.Saw a cute alt girl with pink highlights and an exposed tummy crop top at cousins birthday party and got "tfw no gf" hard
Anyone trigger jason into some dumb argument: Incest, holocaust denial, sports, anime, literature or something else
>>216218373no
You're fucked in they head homie you ain't never getting a gf
I'm brown maxxing, whitoids don't give women the feeling of danger they love
>>216218373i made fun of his AK months ago and he's still seething about it to this day
>>216218442women are attracted to guys who stand in the middle of the aisle and pretend they can't see you trying to get past them?
it’s sad to think that jason will never have romantic love and interpersonal connection his entire life long. not me though it’s gonna happen any day now aha
im tired
>>216217721Disgusting
Do any of you guys have any retarded fantasies? I want to quit my job and become an artist, but I'm too lazy to even create art in my free time as an employed person.
>>216218480is your butt nice?
>>216218552no
There should be a holocaust for Jews
>>216218552yes, actually i have the same idea right now. i always have harebrained daydreams that i never make any effort towards realizing and then i get bored and come up with another one to dwell on for a months while remaining completely mediocre and boring
>>216218552permanent neetdom
>>216218612I'm the same way. I think we're just destined to be failures. The only time I want to draw or work out or do anything productive is while I'm at my job. Then I get home and I lose interest in doing any of that and just jerk off and go to bed.>>216218616That's more or less what I want too, just supported through a meager income from my art.
>>216218552Roiding up
>>216218571i don't think that's any of your business (yes)
Butt boys encountering armed cartelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQS65DOJgcw
>>216218734post it so I can see
>>216218764Jasonkin are so expressive and overdramatic
>>216218780absolutely not.
cigarettes are a great joy in my life. i feel heavenly when i smoke
>>216218879I bet you smoke pole too
There should be a holocaust for whites
>>216218911it's happening right now
>>216218854why not? it must not be very nice then
>>216218919Based
>>216218879very Balkan post
I wish I kept my retainer. I can feel my teethsies moving around
How many fat black ladies blocked your path this past week?
>>216218962Tell me about it. I had a narrow palate and had to get something called a palate expander to widen it. Then multiple sets of braces, and finally a retainer. I lost it 10 years ago and never cared about my teeth. When I look at a picture of myself from back then my smile was so much wider and nicer, but now it's become narrow again.
>>2162189970
>>216218904how does one smoke a polish person?
>>216218940not really, we're controlling it so we can enter a 1,000 year kvetch and tell everyone to remember our 6 trillion. it's how we're taking back the world.
/fit/ milf has moved out brossss. it's truly over
>>216219004I wore mine for like 4 years before I lost it so my teeth are still normal but I can feel them starting to move
>>216218997thankfully I don't live around fat black ladies. they're awful
Then I said black lives matter and everyone clapped
it's incelwalk o'clock
>>216219238make sure you put on a jacket, it's freeeeeezing out there
>>216219238I tried to do that but it was too cold. I miss when I would get sweaty
>>216219301I just went to take the trash out in just a jean jacket and a t shirt and decided to put a hoodie on underneath when I went back in.
>>216219358cute :3
They killed somebody last night
Is weed good
>>216219450they who?
https://youtu.be/Vcfjo9VE9bs?si=Aiv_nPIMNGP4aOrK
>>216219315Noooooooooooooooooooo, wtf happened????
>>216219452want to try some?
>>216219452no it's bad
>>216219579Yeah bro
>>216219579noise
>>216219452some people are very benefitted by it. i knew a lady who was almost on a liver transplant list from alcohol who got off it smoking grass. personally, i just don't like the smell. it's not even the worst smell, i just don't like to smell like anything. and every time i've tried edibles, they either do nothing for me at all, or make me feel antsy. i guess my sentiment is, everybody should try it once to see if it helps with anything, but it might not how it doesn't for me, and for goodness sake don't fall into stoner culture. that stuff is beyond lame.
>>216219573At least we have Syd Syd
Crazy how Godzilla and Kaiju movies are presented as being about monsters, then you watch and the monsters have like 15 minutes of screen time and the rest is humans doing the most boring shit possible
>>216219662Katy should have shown them in her prime, what a shame, she is probably on ozempic...She was a back up singer for P.O.D btw
There’s a lot of milk toast posts here today
>>216219730that's why you should watch the American Godzilla, the monster completely befuddles the humans until the very end.
>milk toastIt's Milquetoast you Phillistine
>milk toastIt's Milquetoast you Palestinian
>>216219821>supermarkets are full>you still have to (((((work)))))) to get the payceck>you vonsume a shitton of fuel just to go to work to do nothing usegul whatsoeverWhy again is this happening in massive scale?
>>216219736I found out POD is a christian rock group so is Flyleaf
i dont really believe women don't cheat more than men, i think black dudes raise the percentage up and women arent being honest
could go for a milk steak right now
>>216219913Women probably only cheat more because they have more opportunities
watching a movie
>>216219894Ma che cosa? Why ask me? What does that have to do with my post? Stronze
>>216220011Don't watch It. It's bad
Che Guevera is my idol
>>216220046okay
>>216220006yeah but they have way more opportunities for sure. the way gay men used to hit on me makes me suspect that normal men hit on women all the time
>>216219911so is Creed
>>216220109Creed is good though
>>216219821>>216219880Funnily enough, they're the same thing
>>216220127POD is good too
Eldridge Cleaver is my idol because he raped bitches and commie white women got him out of prison early to lead the revolution, what a chad
>>216220151you are black as hell
>>216220109Akshually it was just their writers. The actual band didn't know
>>216220201don't believe this, some of their songs are blatantly Christian
>>216219911Yeah I've heard that, nothing wrong with it, my cousin gave me a CD when I was a kid but i didn't read into the lyrics too much, they had some good songs. It was Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, POD and Korn for a while in 3-4th grade and unfortunately the monster who died two weeks ago in prison.
>>216220201this is just a lie
Why is LOS EEAU absolutely MAD about communism? It’s not so bad>about reachong a model society>make clever people rule>supports the working class>about creating an utopia on earth or at least trying
The niggers are losing
>>216220321Doesn’t work, simple as
>>216220322chessed to meet u nigger :)
>>216220322so do the Blue Jays and Dodgers just keep playing games against each other until one of them wins or something? how does that even work?
>>216220321Jannik Sinner is Austrian
black lives matter. bbc wins.
>>216220383You know this is just a lie told by your propaganda machine? It’s pointless to spit shit without giving a minimum argument and not being considered satanic or inhuman
>>216220406Shouldn't hockey fans know this? Don't they have playoffs?
>>216220429And all sport is rigged. Point in cause?
hockey fans only have GAYoffs!!
>>216220507i don't really watch sportsball, i'm only taking a passing interest because everyone at work is talking about it and i'm trying not to stand out too much. i don't care about hockey, all of these things are incredibly commercialized and jewish.
>>216220490Yeah whatever commie Jew
i farted hard and it was a fart explosion
I'm marathoning body cam vids on YouTube and why the fuck are there so many fucking brown people in Wisconsin? I thought it was super white
>>216220571Don't insult him
I’m a collage hockey fan
>>216220406Best 4 out of 7, foid
>chainsaw man topped the box officeIt's over westoids. This and Kpoop demon hunters
>>216220612Ofc brown people love cummunism
>>216220437how come?
Blue waffle or waffle stomp
oh my smell
>>216220151I own a copy of Soul on Ice
>>216220738what's it like? probably a mix of maple and cinnamon
A tranny from a local college offed himself in the woods last week and it took them a week to find they/them’s body
>>216220756The man was so full of shit but it convinced a lot of gilt ridden white commies
>>216220784why do trannies love to off themselves so much anyways
>>216220784you could've saved him.
>>216220814Everyone keeps telling them making drastic and irreversible changes to their body is definitely what they should do and they aren't mentally ill at all
Im posting it
I remember we had a stealth tranny poster in here for a while, like a year or so ago. one day he decided to post his pic and everyone made fun of him (guy did NOT pass at all)he freaked the fuck out on us saying "he thought we were friends" nobody even knew who he was.crazy man
>>216220784kind of sad, I feel bad for these people
>>216220909Reminds me of the guy who always spazzes out if only 1 or 2 people reply to his packages I could see if he got upset that nobody replied, but even 1 person caring should be enough
>>216220773poopy farts
>>216220635so Blue Jays just have to win 3 more and they have defeated every American team in the league? interesting. wonder how your cheeto chief will handle it when they win?
>>216220961Probably will make one tweet and then not care You have tds
>>216220826>himvery disrespectful.
watch baseball
>>216220909They be gon now, they don did killed them self they did
>>216220909there's a stealth ftm poster on /cum/ for 10 years
>>216221011Why are you typing like that
>>216221011Write properly
>>216221018leduck isn't a stealth poster she's an attention whore when she feels like it. she even posted her nasty franken-"vagina" once
>3 day ban from faggot /tv/ for this
>>216221065I thought Leduck is a medical anomaly, not ftm
i hate women
So anyways the husband of my cousin, 52, they got them cancer bad and they doctors went and gave up on him, said he doing chemo for confort now only thing he don't know yet, cousin said so
Pretty sure Britain is cooked
>>216221089That's only because they hated you first Wonder why!
>>216220985your president is literally obsessed with Canada, a single province made an AI advert and it sent him into a full on meltdown and now he refuses to talk to us LOLyour president is a bigger bitch than Corney at this point
>>216221108he's a manlet probs
>>216220961The Blue Jays represent the American League, lol cucks
>>216221108probably
>>216221112I just wanted to explain the baseball thing, try to get some help for your tds if you can
>>216220599how did you survive? let alone keep the digits required for posting? is this coming from the hospital you're currently staying?
I don’t follow politics at all, I only ready books on political theory
N
>>216221142blue jays are in the AL because the expos were in the NL retard
How many players on the blue jays are Canadian? :)
>>216221220I don’t follow baseball at all, I only ready books on books on baseball strategy
>>216221241Only one and he's a fucking Dominican named Guerrero
>>216221241Not a single one!
i think it's nice canadians name their teams after birds. they are so cute (canadians)
PirateSoftware
>>216221157oh yeah, you're seething.
>>216221076I’m banned for Sennottposting
>>216221310He worked at Blizzard
>oh yeah, you're seething
>>216221306The Baltimore Orioles, the Toronto Blue Jays, and the St. Louis Cardinals. The Washington Nationals' mascot is a bald eagle, which is also a bird. Birds and chugs are popular namesakes. There's Savage Arms, Indian Motorcycles, Chicago Blackhawks, Washington Redskins, etc.
>>216221355There was no need to push him...
>>216221355nta but you are probably seething if you're jumping right into jeet memes (which I always enjoy)
how do people care about sportaball at all? i dont get it
>>216221378There’s always a need to push an Indian
>>216221402I actually think you are that anon, considering the low IQ lack of capitalization. Let's test it out >>216221316
>>216221403They find it entertaining
stinky poop
@ Canadians: Is Doug Ford the greatest politician in Canadian history?
>>216221367we love our feathered friends. everyone I know loves birds and would hold/kiss one given the chance
I love American women
>>216221436fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrtt
I love sportsball especially tennis
>out for a walk last evening>A guy tells me he "Loves my outfit"first time someone has complemented me bless his heartfeels good man
>>216221461are dunkin donuts cake donuts or yeasted donuts?
sportsball was created to stop the goyim from thinking about jewish supremacy.
>>216221403It's cool seeing high athletic people complete against one another I don't get why people pretend to care about city representation though when none of the players are from there
Death be coming
French people= cookedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Of5MhaPmSqc?si=uHlkJOukcVWhit7h
>>216221474Nice
>>216221436no his brother Rob was though
I need to go buy a niggercase for my niggerphone, since I dropped it, and it niggercracked. I didn't want to niggerbuy a case before because I niggerlike the look of my niggerphone without a niggercase.
>>216221427
>>216221499>high athletic people completeHighly* Compete* Typing too fast
made some chud seethe award
>>216221527>tits but no hipswhats the point lmao
>>216221527I want to touch her body
>>216221556Redditjeet
ppfpfpfpfffff!! plop plop pff pfart.... plop
>>216221560I still want to bury my phone in her ass though
thats N word thinking
Chuds vs TranniesHorror flick from 1987
>tomorrows Monday
>>216221605The trannies used "seething chud" attack It wasnt very effective! Chuds used "misgender" attack It's super effective! The trannies fainted!
I want to eat a Jaffa cake out of a PAWG arsecrack
>>216221527Miss my big tit gf from 10 years ago
the real why arabs and indians look similar is because of al zutt.
>Ontario Trans Pride IPA 2.3% abv
>>216221665There is not a single word here that I find pleasant except maybe abv
>>216221570If you acknowledge that redditjeet made you seethe that's a big L ngl
>>216221656Same!
Miss my future big tit gf
If you type ill instead of I'll, you genuinely have a IQ below 90
Any of you guys had it?
>>216221698You know Nicole?
Would youA) pump and dumpB) love and marryC) shun and ignore
>>216221754i'll have you know i have an IQ of 140 it's pretty ill
Had steak and pineapple juice for dinner today
>>216221755>100 ibu Impossible to enjoy this unless you're a redditor gaslighting yourself to feel refined
>>216221759No sadly not
>>216221765clear pump and dump
>>216221765Pump for a few months then have a massive fight and we ghost each other...many such cases.
>>216221765She's kind of gross looking maybe pump and dump
The biggest beefsteak
Jamaican Chinese people exist https://youtube.com/shorts/7ySzZ_WeKt4?si=qynJAM-ayB8bHAE4
How would Anakin react if he caught jar jar plapping padme, and also jar jar is a sith lord more powerful than palpatine
>>216221798She was great, I think she got married. Literally sent me a dm on facebook saying "Hey I like you, wanna go out"?
>>216221851He would eat the creampie out of padmes coochie
why do redhead girls only prefer black men? its so annoying.
>>216221851
>>216221910germans love poop
>>216221881>>216221942Saaar
>>216221968Inb4 seething chud
I've only met a handful of openly racist people in my life and none of them were white
made a mug cake with maple syrup and brown sugar.
>>216222005that's cause you don't discuss racism with the low IQ normgroids.
>>216221942
>>216222002not against racemixing as long as both are attractive
Ok guys let's not fight Both Germans and Indians love poop
>>216222005Almost everyone is racist here. If there is a non racist amongst a group and someone says something racist, the non racist person says "Ohh you".
>>216222035poop shelf hans gave him the poopoo fet
Being born Japanese and in Japan is winning the geographic lottery
german girls also have big asses so having a poop fetish makes even more sense
Sir please help me I am fucking Indian
I can only imagine the kind of sick shit you guys post in orange boards
>>216222172only we have indians. you have indians.
.
indians ruined poop jokes. i just wanted to post poop and fart all day. thats all i wanted. but you just cant post about poop anymore.
>>216222148Imagine if pooping had something to do with the size of your ass
Being into anal is just as mentally ill as being a tranny
>>216222215I'd return it and demand one made by a real bri'isher
>>216222222
>>216222215>>216222305alrighty m8 here u go
>>216222215Unironically I think that's the name of one of the waiters at my local steakhouse
A Republican is in the lead for California governor, because the Dems are trying to run another Hillary esque psychopath
>>216222356Lmfao
>>216222356I said REAL
>>216221755it's okay. boomer beer
I need to stop looking at dead deformed fetuses on the internet that have fatal birth defects which are not incompatible with life because it is harming my mental health. Can any of you relate?
Hopping in the shower in case anyone cares to join me ~
I don't know why people use chatGPT when it blatantly lies to you 50% of the time
>>216222469No it doesn't
>>216222406I've gotta think it lowers the resale value of your Aston Martin significantly if it was inspected by a jeet
>>216221791Based fuck IBU """"""""""""enjoyers""""""""""""
>>216222469AI gets things wrong constantly but you aren't allowed to point that out
>>216222469Why the fuck would any half-awake loser in our world trust chatgpt?
>>216222455sure :3 should I bring my own soap or do you have extra? ^^
>>216222479It does
Im from new yorkWtf is this
>>216222505No it doesn't
My dade uses chatgpt a lot for work, he is a project manager o algo
>>216222505>I don't knowThe above line one will never see written by chatgpt
>>216222531I chungus squirrel
>>216222532But anon I've corrected it before and it admit to being wrong
>>216222527No it doesn't you're probably just chimping out because it won't say the Holocaust was fake or some shit
I can tell who uses Copilot on my team and I have decided to keep my distance from them. One of them is indian.
I fucking hate it when people ask me dumbass questions about impossible hypothetical scenarios.
Why am I bald
i like big droopy boobies
>>216222552>It assessed AI assistants in 14 languages for accuracy, sourcing and ability to distinguish opinion versus fact, including ChatGPT, Copilot, Gemini and Perplexity.Overall, 45% of the AI responses studied contained at least one significant issue, with 81% having some form of problem, the research showed.You've just been proven wrong.
>>216222571are you undergoing chemotherapy
NEW>>216222650
>>216222633YOU CANT FRICKEN SAY THAT YOU MUST PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
not gonna use the early new
>>216222628Droopy no but I like a nice full sag
>>216222677based principles follower
>>216222677You will or you won't be posting at all until that thread's full and a new one is created.
SOMEONE MAKE A BETTER THREAD
>>216222796You can do it right now you know