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>>216222688BASED
Grim
>>216222650>AI sloppasoulLESS
>>216222688It's Banqs
Mackerel for dinner tonight
>>216222789*stabs you in the chest with a sharpened toothbrush 13 times*
Another picture of my grandparents
>>216222688Virgil's is the only one for me
>>216222771
soooomee sayyss we’re born into the graveee… i feel so alone going to end up a big pile of them nuts
>>216222789
>>216222790absolutely based
won't be seein him no morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rehECiv4OM
getting busy with a glizzy
People have a reactionary hatred towards ai that makes me think of Africans approaching drones with spears
>>216222807AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>216222854
>>216222854mackerel enjoyers this is our time!
they say mackerel is the nigger of the sea
well I don't know but I've been toldeskimo pussy is mighty cold
>>216222883>>216222885Hell yeah bros
>>216222923That's Tilapia, my man. And watch your fuckin mouth, this is deep Mackerel Enjoyer territory
Remember during the summer when everyone was super mad at Israel and pointing out how they were committing genocide but then orangeman said tariffs + sportsball now so everything is OK I guess
>>216222996I think Tilapia is a freshwater fish If I'm not mistaken.
>>216223024Ok then Tyuna
>>216222677He's posting ITT LMAOOOOOO
>>216223033wanna try toilet brittle now
>>216223033that show can be so funny sometimes which is kind of weird considering the subject matter lol
lost in balatro
>>216222868It's because they know that if AI gets good enough their entire skillsets become obsolete. So they spent years of learning things just to become unemployable and a machine to be able to do it better than you in 1% of the time.
not to sound like homer simpson but working at a nuclear plant sounds comfy
>>216223078I'm off that Sweet Chowder
>>216223093https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=ygrWv3x2Jb1vBesm
>>216223126AI hasn't progressed much lately. In fact it's kinda of backslidden. Take OP's pic: it's clearly AI, clearly boring, got the weird yellow filter on it.if I were an artist I'd be way less worried.
I don't know why people use Grok when it blatantly lies to you 50% of the time
>>216223093https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F1sd4CRcaE0Fucking hilariousThis guy does a good Ice T
just had some weed, how you fellas doin?
>>216223170Grok is the least likely to lie to you though, claude is most likely to lie to you followed by shartgpt
>>216223170same reason they use Google or any other (((tech)))
That Brown Christmas got me turnt
>>216223190Who tf is claude
>>216223162Only the video aspect. They have pozzed the AIchat so much it makes mistakes all the time. Read something about companies who use AI lose money because of the mistakes actual people are fixing after the AI fucks up.
>>216223170Every LLM sources directly from reddit so none of them are honest.
I'm drunk
>>216223171John Mulaney is a good stand up. A like all his specials. >>216223179Good, I'm drinking water and smoking ciggies.
>>216223190Gemini is the worst
>>216223203Probably an AI engine since that's the theme of the conversation
I’m so retarded
>>216223203claude van damme
>>216223239Yeah that much I picked up
>>216223263don't think you did though
Did you catch the game today son?
>>216223203It's you! You were the AI this entire time. The AI posts are coming from inside the thread anons!
If you were a girl would you let Elon nut in you for alimony money?
>>216223332sure couple milly why not
>>216223332I think he nuts in a jar and sends it to women, there's something wrong with his penus.
damn you incels look like THAT??
I didn't know I was pregnant I just thought I was taking a baby-shaped shit out of my cunt.
>America HUMILIATED AND APOLOGIZES China JUST TWO MORE WEEKS FROM TOTAL COLLAPSE>Trump OUTPLAYS Xi>China SURPASSES AMERICAN TECH>US soars, China PLUMMETS in this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NICHE METRIC>New video shows his Chinese QUALITY OF LIFE is higher than USAIt's all so irrelevant.
I'm a 30-year old man with a 6-figure job and my own home, and I eat this shit at least twice per week.
thoughts?
>>216223431that's what you get for watching gay clickbait media
>>216223332I just realized I havent seen that nigga with his kid since the election.
>>216223291No you stupid goycattle slave
>>216223450I mean that's pretty obvious, isn't it
>>216223454If you don't insta read a single sentence whenever you see one on your screen you're not good enough to talk to me
>>216223126If they have years of experience, they probably won't be replaced
>>216223448I've never had this, is it that good?
>>216223450I used to think I might be autistic and then I realized there are other men who will read a post like this without realizing it's just some onlyfans whore trying to promote her page
i'm fucking my ass with a bad dragon dildo tonight. i'm not gay I just like how it feels.
bros... I thought I wasn't going to be able to afford to eat this week. I had to buy a new box of dish detergent and as a result I used up the budget I would normally spend on meat.I just found a bag of 3-4 big chicken breasts I had put in the back of my freezer lord knows how long ago. I'm actually going to have real meals this week instead of just rice and eggs every day. I'm so happy.
>>216223507It's vile
>>216223563sounds like you need a better job, mr frog
>>216223448Why do you torture yourself, just buy Annie’s
>>216223563that's good anon. you could try one of those food pantries around town as well?
>>216223563happy for you
>>216223588my job is fine. I make $52k a year and my monthly expenses are "only" around 2k a month. I have a lot of money left over but I'm trying to save as much as possible, both for the long term and for the short term vacation I plan on taking once I inevitably quit this soul sucking job.
>>216223448>>216223566>>216223601Just buy the cheddar shells variant of either brand. The original flavour of either Kraft or Annie's is so bland.
>>216223633that's like $25/hr that's pretty low...
>>216223563I used to make lists of prices and compare what's the best deal - for example buying a whole chicken instead of parts and things like that. Helped me a lot when I didn't have much money. Also of course look for deals and buy in bulk when I can.
It doesn't feel like we're ready to send people to the moon but supposedly it's happening in a few months. Just a flyby this time, but still.
>>216223448>>216223601>>216223669You can make a homemade version that's just as quick to makehttps://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe
For me it's Velveeta Shells and Cheese
look up cyclopia
Keys to the cuffs
>>216223694That's why I said fine. I know it's not the best, but it's my first job out of college. I'm lucky to even have this job, it took me over a year of post-college unemployment to finally get hired. It's pretty pathetic for someone with a master's degree, but I wasn't able to gain much meaningful internship experience while I was in school to get me ahead.
Keys to the VIP
>>216222650Why does every job feel so fire happy fucking Christ I hate this shit hole you could breath wrong after 90 days and they drop you like a fucking can
Discuss the ethics of disrespecting your parents again
>>216223751>>216223741both of these issues are due to immigration. H1B should be outlawed
Donald Trump
DONAL TRONG
DOOOOOOOOONALBLUUMPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fuck you, dad.
>Newum says he's considering running for prez
>>216223814Will be hilarious when he loses the South Carolina primary to Kamala
>>216223718>37g of fatI forgot how unhealthy mac and cheese is, probably tastes good though
My most depressing thoughts only come out when I masturbate
>>216223825demotards holding a primary?!?
>>216223808The Millennial menace
https://youtu.be/pX20NdttXis?si=jLtROJSuZtrPYVtz&t=116
Aldi had a dozen eggs for $1.95
The British wiping out samurai culture is probably among the most cringe shit they've done, and they deserve to be overrun with brown people for it
>>216223669>That fake processed gloopy "cheese"
>>216223835That's from the cheese and the milk, those are good fats, the pasta is the culprit here. >>216223839you're not wrongnever goonit will make you powerful
>>216223839When I go too long without masturbating or drinking, my dark thoughts come out and I'm liable to go jokermode.
>>216223904Cheese fat is not "good fat" Are you fucking joking
>>216223886I wish I dated Bjork when she was young>>216223890Damn that's a nice deal, eggs went up %50 after the pandemic. They used to be 10cents for an egg 10 years years ago.
>>216223890A dozen eggs cost me $7.95 yesterday
>>216223944It's animal fat - animal fat is good for you.
Ain't no justice when it's just dudes in my ass
daddy
>>216223977have you considered kicking the dudes out of your ass
stop being a demented faggot pls
>>216223969>t. Heart attack at 35
>>216223946get in line
I love children
>>216223890>>216223949Walmart has a 60 pack of eggs for $9.56 rn
Clowngirl Supremacy
>red meat bad o algo>just eat peanuts or something o algo
I LOVE INFLATION SO FCKING MUCH BROS!!!!!!!! Xs
>>216224021what am I gonna do with SIXTY eggs
>>216223931you need a cute twink to drain you regularly ^^
>>216224031Chicken fish and leafy greens are the way to go
>>216224007That literally 1950's propaganda. Animal fat is good for you. I literally cured my arrhythmia with a high fat meat diet and lost 20 pounds.
I legit hate my life and I don't see or care anymore why was born so useless I wish I was never born
this is clussy town so you better get down
>>216224037swallow them
>>216224037I have 3 every morning so I like to buy as many as possible
I can eat 50 eggs.
Do jeet families go to Costco to buy 60 litres of milk every week in your country?
Eggs are bad for you
>>216224050lol
>>216224081are jeets not lack-toes intoddlerant?
>litres
>>216224081Why does your family need so much milk?
>>216224093Big Agro run this bitch
>>216224074I don't have time to make eggs every morning damn dog
>>216224095they sell it in their convenience store
>>216224112but it takes 3 mins
over 6 million eggs just got recalled for salmonella.
>>216224093I see hiroshimoot has implemented the No Fake News feature
>>216224130SIX MILLION!?!?
>>216224130not funny
>>216223769In my case >>216223741 it's not an H1B issue, I just didn't try very hard and ended up going to a shitty school. In the field I work in your ability to secure jobs is highly influenced by what college you went to. That's the case for a lot of fields, but with mine in particular it's really bad. I can forget applying to any jobs in basically all of the New England area (which is where my family lives and I would like to live near them) because those places are only hiring from Harvard and MIT. No one is going to give my resume a second look the moment they see I went to a SUNY school, and that's assuming anyone is even looking at my resume.
gonna take a shit anyone want to eat or am i flushing?
>>216224130Unless you're eating them raw, does that really matter? I'm sure boiling an egg would kill any salmonella
>>216224130i heard it was more like 271,000
You look like this
Dr. Salvatore Monella
>>216224176It's Dr. Sal Monella, he's 'talian and knows the mob.
Period
me rn
>>216224169you smell like a cat
a helicopter AND a jet crashed in the south china sea within 30 minutes of each other off of the USS Nimitz hahahahaha I love dead americans hope they all died
>>216224257shut up jeet
If anyone asks you about trans rights just say you're a fan of "Desmond is amazing"
>>216224270hahahahahahaha there's an entire jeet family living in thr white house HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Go out with my parents. the entire time they're just non-stop talking about the most morbid crap like all the awful things my mothers grandparents did, and then talk about all the physical health problems and stuffMan I just wanted to enjoy my beer and time with them
>>216224288idk what that's supposed to mean and nobody else does either
>>216224303i SAID shut up jeet
gotta say I haven't noticed any impact from these tariffs. prices are the same as they were 2 years ago
>>216224340the fbi is operated by a jeet hahahahahahaThe aircraft carrier is probably commanded by a jeet admiral HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216224233I wish you anchor babies would stop posting this shit
Any SIFS posters here?
>>216224383what's that?
>>216224233Trvke no human is illegal or legal, borders are a social construct, and love knows no boundraries period full stop
Tuesday Weld was a qtp2t when she was young
>>216224367bud you're getting me real pissed off. if you don't stop i'm going to smash my fucking keyboard.
>>216224446filthy nigger do it
>>216224470Don't be hateful
>>216224446I'm self pissed offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ourlLMxa4
would you?
>>216224304It could be worse. My parents constantly seethe about Drumpf and the things the news said Drumpf does and their Drumpf supporting friends on Facebook. It works its way into every single conversation.
>>216224544Mine do that too
I'm a feminist
>>216224544My dad turned on Trump when he made the tarrifs.
fan of bimbos
>>216224599im thirsty for milk
>>216224599thicc, but if those tits are fake I'm out.
>>216224588lmao well that makes sense from a foreigners perspective, since it's a tax on your companies
>>216224654Yeah of course. My dad has a clothing business.
>>216224257apparently nobody died so it looks like your wishes were in vain
>>216224690Lemme hold a hundo till next Thursday
>>216224690I was gonna say, he's gotta have some sort of producer business to even care about tariffs
>>216224304>>216224544Old people complain endlessly because once they were in your position having to listen to their parents bitchNow it's their turn and boy do they have a lot to say...
He had eyes but couldn't see mount Tai
Leftover fettuccine for dinner. Or maybe it's linguine, I don't know the difference
>>216224698No matter, I'm still running on a reserve tank from those guys that drowned in the swamp
>>216224747fettucinne is fat and wide
You know what else is fat and wide
>>216224704lel>>216224714I don't think he's ever made clothes for an American company, we mainly work for European brands. One time we made pants for Armani - they were 800 Euro a piece. The designs was stupid and boring.
Post memes
Guys please support the stream
Grim that I share a board with petite-bourgeoisie scum
BREAKING: Argentina President Milei's party has won Argentina's midterm election.
>>216224821rate my meme
>>216224841I should hope so, he just pulled 2 billy for the Cause
>>2162248465.7/10
>>216224512I'm pissed but at.. myself?also I'm gay
Someone posted my picture and everyone is replying ew, wtf, disgusting, etc
Just H1B yourself
>>216224879:( >>216224887I think about that bit very often
>>216224821
naked drinkin beer and watching football with a frozen pizza in the oven
>>216224926Need a woman like this
>>216224650>>216224634fake is the whole point of bimbos
interesting
Anons I'm just not sure what I would do with 60 eggs.
>>216224943I guess you're right
>>216224841Jews win!
>>216224962canadians didn't even make the list
>>216224815>I don't think he's ever made clothes for an American company, we mainly work for European brandswell there's got to be some blowback on him otherwise why would he care about tariffs from America?>The designs was stupid and boring.I'm too autistic to understand "high fashion" like sure at one point the quality was probably quite a bit better but now it's not so who cares
>>216224973make cookies
>>216224962Canadians are under-represented in this list, pretty soon America is going to have an influx of Canadian refugees.
So whites make segregation against blacks, exclude them from society, don't let them get education and good jobs, keep them poor and isolated in their own communities, then Civil Rights comes and there's still de facto Jim Crow in place, but things get marginally better but the entire black population is poor and uneducatedFlash forward about 60 years and whites have completely abandoned their own unique culture and all the white youth speaks like and copies the mannerisms and lifestyle of poor uneducated blacks who speak ignorantly and use endless slang. It really is fascinating
>>216225024nigga fr no cap das riiiiite nigga
>>216225046Ong
>>216224973https://youtu.be/Jk425Dfx_FU?si=x59wJuN7aAy8fALl
>>216225013wouldn't be surprised if we start to see canadians move away from all the major cities in the near future
>>216224990>well there's got to be some blowback on him otherwise why would he care about tariffs from America?Yeah there's probably something. >I'm too autistic to understand "high fashion" like sure at one point the quality was probably quite a bit better but now it's not so who caresThey were just plane black pants, the fabric was good and they were made very slowly which my father didn't appreciate much because they could have made 2-3k other pants for the time needed to make 600-700 of the Armani ones. The Armani representative said I can't even afford these clothes which I though was interesting.
>>216223448I buy the tapatio ones now
>>216224962Dominicans are lazy sacks of shit so I have no idea why they have a smug superiority over Haitians
>>216225073>>216225073lmao
>>216222688It's Barq's
>>216225090They're already doing that, just moving to rural areas in Canada. That's why people are furious about the jeets, they won't just stay put in Toronto or Montreal. The government goes out of their way to resettle jeets in every single tiny little town of 1,000 people on purpose. Even if you choose to leave they send them after you, it's pathetic.
>>216225073This can't be real
>>216225123>>216224795
The only interesting thing to me about Ghost of Yotei is that it has that specific tribe of native Japanese, the ones with the blue facepaint
>>216225151>The government goes out of their way to resettle jeets in every single tiny little town of 1,000 people on purposeOur government was doing that as well. Obama specifically set up programs to relocate section 8 (free gibsmedats housing for "poors") into every white town they could
>mexicans posting mutt threads on the 'log without any self awarenessit's all so tiresome
hi,>>216225123>>216224795hes posting with his VPN of. I am once again pushing for him to be rangebanned so that he has to use the real flag (also he is melting down in the thread) thanks
>>216225180Is that why Minnesota has a bunch of dog-eating Somalians?
Last of the roast and some cheezits for bedtime snack.
Women wish they had a shot with a stone cold recluse incel like me, I'm simply too elusive, I remain in dreams alone
>>216225207yes partially although they imported those ones as "refugees" and intentionally settled them into minnesota instead of just moving tyrone from the ghetto
people always ask me what it's like to work at burger king
>>216225212Show a homeless nigga this and he'll give you some change
>getting ads for emma stone's latest flickGod I hope she dies
>>216225223You're not wrong
Serious question, why Canadian flags on /int/ only make racebait threads or reddit-tire cringe banter threads? Is it their national trait or just a few shitposters make threads?
i was banned from /sp/ by a 46 year old raped bitch (pic related)
>>216225212Cheez-It enjoyers are always cool. The milk glass directly on the carpet is a dangerous lifestyle however, I would worry about spilling some I think.
>>216225223>I remain in dreams aloneYeah your own, virgin
>>216225264Most of the time it's not an actual Canadian, it's a jeet or someone with a VPN.
>>216225254The one with Stav?I can't believe he's touching Alicia Silverstone
>>216225295they HATED molymeme, for he spoke the Truth.
are size 39 pants really "normal for a human"?
>>216225295is he unbanished from Xitter now? i heard they were considering it
what the fuck is /hoc/
>>216225302Yes. I don't like her
>>216225024>Flash forward about 60 years and whites have completely abandoned their own unique culture and all the white youth speaks like and copies the mannerisms and lifestyle of poor uneducated blacksPeople online exaggerate how drastic it isOther than some online slang, the difference between black and white culture is still pretty distinct
>>216225315I look like this unironically
>>216225302Stavros is the perfect nu-hollywood fat guy. He's not really funny and was so desperate for fame that he'd do or say anything to stay in Hollywood's good graces. They really have their new Seth Rogen.Glad Nick and Adam are still crushing it and not letting fatboy hold them back.
>>216225336black culture isn't a real thing. listening to rap isn't a culture
>>216225331tripfag circlejerk disguised as hockey discussion
>>216225339Criminal physiognomy ngl
I love soul food
>>216225336>the difference between black and white culture is still pretty distinctI know but I'm talking about the youth. White kids used to surf and play guitar and form garage bands and shit Now they all larp as nigger gangsters
>>216225339my condolences
>>216225332I don't like her either. She hates Tim Dillon for some reason. >>216225346Adam is killing it on the show. I'm happy for him. Stav is going full libtard lately, probably because he's in movies now.
>>216225362Yeah I am young, and I'm telling you even among young people the difference is still distinct. White people in the midwest still irl mostly talk the same besides a handful of slang
>>216225336in everywhere but the midwest it's common tho, coastal whites zoomies are just watered down blacks at this point
>>216225362wigger culture is dead homie just accept it
>>216225368You don't know me, of course my face is different but the hair and beard is exactly like that.
>>216225362I see white kids outside skateboarding all the time on my street
Just took a big shit after 2 days of no shitting, tons of farts coming out now and I'll say they're QUITE foul.
>>216225362sounds like you live in a weird neighborhood!
>>216225411do you get drunk and take selfies like a fag too?
>>216225293In fact, I often smell East Asian vibe from them. But they sound like Korean/Chinese Canadians born and raised in Canada.
Playing RTR for Rome Remastered. The mad lads somehow managed to put 1808 cities into a map and make it stable.
>>216225430Nah I'm not a drinker and I don't take selfies - it's gay
>>216225392Idk I lived in the south west as well for 2 years, and most of the white guys I knew there didn't really talk like black people at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffx56ZqZoIM
>>216225362You should be blaming millennials for making discord and phone apps designed to addict children to slop.
>>216225444I can't believe it runs like that desu. Turns must take ages
>>216225441There's a lot of seethe from indians within Canada, as well as some Chinese. The indians know they're universally despised, whereas the Chinese have an inferiority complex because white guys often "take" their women. Chinese girls fetishize white guys the same way white guys fetishize asian girls. This makes Chinese guys furious.
>>216225519I have a really good gaming PC so it runs buttery smooth for me but yeah I can imagine on lower end/older hardware it probably chugs.
americans looted an iraqi archaelogical museum in 2003. the baghdad batteries are still missing :/
okay Ranjeet
>>216225552don't care butremember baghdad bob?
>>216225566idgaf i want the batteries back
>>216225543Why do you guys love Woody Woodpecker so much?
BOOOMBS OVER BAGDAAAAD
>>216225571i think the mythbusters have em
why did iraqi/afghan war vets turn out so gay compared to cool vietnam vets?
>>216225552to the victor go the spoils
is there any good use for tons of spent AA batteries? I have about 120 from old Xbox controllers and don't know what to do with them all.
>>216225592really? >>216225595i dont agree with destroying or misplacing archaeological artifacts
>>216225616>i dont agree with destroying or misplacing archaeological artifactsyou must agree that most artifacts belong in the bri'ish museum then
>>216225608poisoning the water supply
>>216225629they can be placed in countries where they came from i don't really get the point of your post
>>216225595iraq era vets would be pissing and shitting themselves too hard from PTSD to do something like this
>>216225641>he doesn't knowtypical of moral busybodies
>>216225571They aren't batteries but I know what you mean
>>216225652i know shi'ain stole artifacts, thats exactly the thing i dont like
>>216225635devilish
>>216225671Make the new thread
Israel's proxies in the middle east go out of their way to destroy archeological sites, that's a way bigger issue than the british museum preserving ancient artifacts.
NEW>>216225685
there are "veterans" of the sand wars who never even saw combat yet have PTSD. why are they so bitch made?
>>216225722Maybe they got raped
