baddiedem edish
>>216248318good edish
Mein Führer.....Diggory.....Diggory konnte das Trimagische Turnier nicht beenden.Der Versuch Diggory's ist nicht erfolgt.
nth for the holodem
*smiles at rorke*
Does it get gayer than me? No... no, I don't think it does.
silver teeth like I'm jaws!
im saved in her phone as gay fat niggayou're saved in her phone as a blocked number skull we not the same bitch
bad luck brian has passed away
>>216248366Glad she's back on twitch x
made my first pan sauce just now for some chicken and I didnt even do it right and it still tastes LUSH. gonna have to start doing this every time.
>>216248381das ist mein sohn!das ist mein junge!
>>216248438So you're the lad who said he was watching all the James Bond films the other day, I did that a couple years ago, I skipped a few though
>>216248438WHOLESOM
where do i find escorts now that adultwork got acked by OSA?
Let's hear scatyank's thoughts on this.
Isolation caved inI adore you, the sound of your skin
>>216248499get a real ip logger you ugly neek
as always, lets give it a go
>another lie
>>216248498I heard you get lifetime access to the best escorts if you go to church and read the bible with genuine skepticism and try sincerely praying to see if it does anything for you
hey niggers
>>216248565church is filled with fat african immigrants
Couldn't maintain my erection while my penis was literally inside the missus shagging earlier. Not that I went fully flaccid, but it just went to a semi chubOk, it was a spur of the moment shag after work and I wasn't really in the mood but it's no excuse. I think I should kill myself from the shame alone.
might take at least the next week off steamingtoil
>>216248598are you fat
Consider myself "Anglo" rather than English or British.If you are from Wales, Australia, Ireland, Scotland, NZ, Canada or NI you are my BROTHER
somehow missed south africa in my filter. got that sorted now at least. cheers 190
>>216248598happens to me sometimes when i'm tired. you gotta use your imagination and just pretend your girlfriend is your hand and basically use her to "wank" yourself.
>>216248569
already seeing christmas marketing, haven't even had halloween yet for bloody's sake
>>216248628Consider myself a Gael and for that reason you are NOT my brother, anglo.
>>216248640>anon fantasises about wanking when he's having sex
You lads want anything from the chipper? My treat
>>216248667my neighbours have got their christmas tree up already
wanking a cock with my arse
>>216248628anglo is just english
>>216248673Hurts to hear things like this but I know it's coming out of a place of misguided nationalism, you've been brainwashed in all likelihoodI forgive you
Padraic O'Shannen applying vaseline to Keisha's baby hairs
>>216248626No but im gay and love mens arses
>>216248716Your German blood has no connection to mine.
We've mindraped them.>>216248561
>>216248613longest unbroken time ive managed to stay off it in the 10+ years since i started drinking is 2 weeks
>>216248720you wanking to black men
>>216248626I'm not fat but I am skinnyfat and not in good shape I admit
>>216248783why did you come here to tell us about this incident today
>>216248771based /chud1/ next
going to make this exact meal now
Think my urethra gets too narrow when I have a stiffy because I always cum in dribbles and goops when I'm hardBut when I'm softer I cum in ropes and railgun shots
forgot to buy deli meat yesterdaylooks like it's pbj sandwiches for lunch all week
>>216248818maybe include a salad on the side for roughage? no the beans don't count towards that
>>216248869are you only able to go shopping once a week/
>>216248865
Es bleiben im Raum...
>>216248865gross
>>216248885no i'm just extremely lazy
the young volunteers of america foundation sends out volunteers to befriend incarcerated inmates serving long prison sentencesthis is often the beginning of long and fruitful relationships
>>216248865alri hank hill
>>216248809Venting innit
How do I get through the lonely neet schizo life
>>216248895>>216248911>>216248917not quite the support I was looking for but that's okay :/
>>216248936buy a motorcycle
impressive
>>216248818Decent sausages those
Concerned for friendlyjordies :(
>>216248969wonder could she ride a bbc with as much flair as that bike
how much chicken is too much for one serving? 650g? 1kg?
Pepsi Max is the only bottle of pop that doesn't have the cuck cap
Grow up
>>216248925hope your cock gets really hard next time mate
what is wrong with this nigga
>>216248936dunno i chose alcoholism but i wouldnt really recommend it. once you become a drug abuser of any kind its awfully hard to ever stay on the wagon again and life will never feel good. just smoke cigs and wear an m65 jacket and play pool or darts or something
>>216248957Hmm I think I’d crash
HMP Sex Arse>Female prison officer, 23, 'had sex with convicted robber in prison prayer room', court hearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15231873/Female-prison-officer-23-sex-convicted-robber-prison-prayer-room-court-hears.html
>>216249023Have always been a Pepsi Max man for many, many years. Glad to see that my loyalty has paid off and the Max has remained unwoke
>>216249020bone in? bone out? how is it cooked?
>>216248916mmhmm he activating
yes yes
>>216249075bone out, just chucked in a pan innit
>>216249058he's a /mug/
>>216249055cor
>>216249070just keeps happening doesnt it?
>>216249070wish i could be a bad man but instead my mum raised me to be a beta good boy
*runs past*
>>216249060Im already hooked on pregabs, might exchange that for benzos
might start learning German
might start raping my own arse
NEW>>216248948>>216248948>>216248948
Hey did anyone see that goblin?
not clicking that thumbnail. pretty sure it's gore.
Reading "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Currently rooting for Cao Cao.
>>216249084sup crodie, how was your day?
right well that's a nasty
exploring shifttok
dude literally ATE her pussy
Well that's not a very pleasant webm is it
my last wisdom tooth gap is filling in with flesh. the tooth is halfway out but must have decided i will never be wise enough to earn it.
>>216249182sup crodie, mi gud, scoped some snappy tings on bashington lane xu? x
ffs every time i open this thread today there is something revolting and illegal being posted
>>216249179it's pronounced tsao tsao. my 3rd favourite dynasty warriors character behind Xiahou Dun and Lu Bu (2nd and 1st, respectively)
>>216249236was leto posting cp earlier
>>216249236Haha check this guy out he has feelings n shit
>>216249217I have the same. Just gave up halfway
peng as fook
>>216249140Does Pregabalin help with social anxiety and depression?
>>216249158NHS hiring this bloke as a surgeon
Much to consider
>>216248865someone of gif told me that I can't shoot cum because my urethra is too loose to create enought pressure
>>216249158
>>216249127There must be a way to learn to be bad
>>216249055Why am I not surprised
just joined the navajo
>>216249257are we not wise?
>>216249284For me yh, but it can vary
>>216249311most meta reviews couldnt find a significant result if it slapped them in the face though
this is really stupid but i have a prescription for pregabalin but i get too anxious to take it
just had a poo lads
finally finished the 200 page book i started in januarygot mental health or somthign i think, cant even read
>>216249403will porbably ruin your life if it's anyhting like benzostake it from me, i used be able to type!
>>216249348I used Phenibut (a drug similar to Pregabalin) to cope with social anxiety but I had to quit because I got addicted to it.
>>216249403you got nerve damage? amazing stuff tbqh
>>216249429Well done lad, nice one
ham and pineapple 'za in the 'ven
>>216249248I say it like chow chow
>>216249403give a nice buzz if you sniff it
today's cop
>>216249444i don't think it's supposed to be as addictive or cause alzheimer's but i'm not really sure >>216249447no for anxiety. i take medication for adhd and it actually helps a lot with my anxiety but it's still an issue sometimes
pregamelty
today's material
>>216249514>the***kwhy is your email address thecuck
>>216249559hoohoohooting
>>216249559it's what my employer assigned to me
>>216249514They fake i take it
mad how lily allen is only 40thought she were 50 at leastswear she was 30 in 2006 when alright still came out
what is this myseterious 'n word' i have heard so much about?
75 hours in deep rock survivor lads
>>216249591yeap, apparently they're consistently good quality but i'll be the judge when they arrive
>>216249514where fromwanted to buy an F1 shirt when i went to a race earlier thsi year but it was 150 quidim not paying 150 quid to BE an advert take the piss
>>216249534try trazodone instead not as extreme and it increases blood flow to the penis unlike most other antidepressants
>>216249594I felt personally attacked by not fair
>>216249594so many good choons from her first two albums
>>216249514nice job censoring the order number you dumpass
How does anyone date asian girls I can never tell what they are thinking it's hard to understand what they are even saying but man are they hot
>>216249644not really. she's fucking shit
>>216249629someone shared this spreadsheet in /epl/ a while ago, one of the websites that are listed on these might have what you're after https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Nu2T8mUzdOadE5y-6PU7WB_cBwODWy2z5zy5oGNXRQ0/edit?gid=1129531707#gid=1129531707>>216249648yeah i realised after. hopefully no one rings them up saying hi mate i remember my order number but not my name or address, could you let me know what those are please
>>216249403that's kinda spelled like preg goblin
There was a Vice docu about Pregaba abuse in Northern Ireland.
>>216249375because most "studies" are bullshit, well done
>>216249704smile, LDN and not fair are all choons
>>216249709>hopefully no one rings them up saying hi mate i remember my order number but not my name or address, could you let me know what those are pleasesc
This runt literally buying football tops oh my days Rorke grow up!
i cant focus on anything and my cock smells
>>216248598I wonder how much respect my missus has lost for me now
my cock smelly
NEXT FUCKING LEVEL LET'S GO REDDIT SISTERS!https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1ohm10y/this_dude_gives_flowers_to_elderly_women_and/
it's pretty clear that once you get really fat your body is pretty much fucked for life. if you're losing weight expecting to look better anywhere other than your face or dick, it's just not happening
>>216249643>Alright how would it make you feel>If I said you never made me cum?>In the year and a half that we spent together>Yeah, I never really had much fun>All those times that I said I was sober>Well I'm afraid I lied>I'd be lyin' next to you and you next to me>All the while I was high as a kitewhy is she like this
>>216249727no because if you try to account for 10 differing methodologies you lose statistical power
>>216249642i don't need to worry about that and usually i can cope okay except for sleep. would rather be taking less medications anyways>>216249711i know it's a funny name, sounds like brand of pasta sauce
>>216249831smells like wotsits, one presumes
>>216249831
Israel expelled from the olympics.
Lewis
>>216249711ough
>>216249860no because if studies weren't funded by companies selling products positive results wouldn't be published as often
>>216249879
doing kegels
>>216249514site?
wish me luck lads
>>216249924ok
>>216249833Do good deeds without filming yourself or you are a cunt!
>>216249933how can you tell if a horse is going to win
>>216249959sc
>>216249923I'm sorry it was the "Gymnastics World Championship". It's something
>>216249944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4DWr4lavI
just cancelled that lads order wahey
get the fuck in lads!
>>216249967I'm really good at umamusume
High Barnet sex arse
>>216249924the spaffenwaffen
would you piss in rorkebot3000?
>>216249933What bookie is this?
>>216249932list of em here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Nu2T8mUzdOadE5y-6PU7WB_cBwODWy2z5zy5oGNXRQ0/edit?gid=1129531707#gid=1129531707
haru pace running tuff screenshot acquired. she was in the top 3 through the race and finished top 5
walked over to the kitchen and it smelled like PISSi was drunk earlier and pissed on the floor near the fridge for some reasoncba to clean it up gtta have a drink now to wake up
shant
I won't be clicking that
KeitelJodlKrebsund Burgdorf
>>216250078that squibby bitch will NEVER win a race
>>216250090
Windowmong is in this very thread... Lurking... With his window wide open, his teeth chattering as he waits for advice on how to fix it...
big sleepy
>>216250050william hill
>go down to 0 energy >enter 2 races in a row, great mood (lose them both) >41% chance wit >enter another race still with good mood and stamina increased >97% chance to fail training>get buffs after to go to yellow mood bar with recreational (the training worked though)
>>216250054cheers lad x
>>216250118>Ohello Otis
>>216250121slouched parallel to his window so his neighbours can't see him
haha me and lucy doing a bit of banter
>>216250118alright owen
what does it mean if theres slight sparks when you take a plug out of an outlet?
>>216250167That post genuinely made me howlMakes you wonder how certain man function in day to day life
>>216250160>>216250176it's only a youtube display name
and heres haru in a tuft medium race from LAST
Jumping Jack gas out my ASS ASS ASS
>>216250192all safe to carry on using
Got two matches on Bumble Help
Owen on a mad one
>>216250005>>216250105haru is an op horse hopefully the EX stages arent tuft
got physio at 8am on a wfh day meaning i have to get up at the same time as if i was going into the office. VERY unhappy with this turn of events.
didn't do very well on my poker tournaments yesterday and have been feeling blue since
my wife's boyfriend raped me
trying a new VPN lads. only a fiver a month
My mom used to watch Brithish crimes shows like Midsomer Murders.She is not a fan of the newest series because they all have black or Indian actors.>>216250050We used to have William Hill here in Germany until regulation killed most of their businesses.Bet365 is the only UK bookie left here in Germany.
>>216250246
crazy how any woman can just be a whore that gets fucked on camera for money
>I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window
Hi there the name's Owen, order number 939862, I'd like to know my address please
>>216250224actually mental that Keith Richards is still aroundwould be so peng to have lived his liferich and famous from your early 20's, touring, shagging 10's and being on drugs for decades but suffer no consequences and live into your 80s
>>216250301
Sir Oral Sex Giver
>>216250305
might try to befriend a fox
sun set at 16:40 tomorrow
>>216250251what tournamentswhat formatlive or onlinewhat buy inhow did you do
gym booked for 07:30 tomorrow morning. getting it all done at the start of the day i am
>>216250305Haha none of you have the guts
love this nigga
Sir Jimmy “Five Bellies” Gardner
>>216250352what about on 21st december
>>216250305psc
dirt runners are PISSED
>>216249225sup crodie, dem lickle katies goin traphouse to meet oldheads maurice and wesley to get old skool readjusted. it will hurt it will hurt, sssssh katy tek now
the image that shaped a generation
>>216250353>what tournaments4 finals having won tickets at many satellites through the week>what formathole em>live or onlineonline and free so don't get too excited>what buy inno real money>how did you dobadly
l predict the next celeb death will be...Gazza
>>216250382about 10 to 4
>>216250352Grimbo
Was going for a walk at 5 pm today and it was almost dark.Normal time is grim.
>>216250414That sure showed her
the chinks just told me owen's address in norwich
>>21625038215:54. Dark days ahead.
>>216250352proper fucking slog til mid april now. leave the house in the dark. get home in the dark. be cold all the time. forget what blue sky looks like. not a fan. not a fan at all.
>>216250422well he has been bombed quite severely in recent years
What's it like when a woman sits on your face? Warm?
>>216250416>no real moneyfuck you feeling blue for thenI've lost hundreds of pounds on single handswould wipe the floor with a runty fish like you
>>216250414Sydney Sweeney has learning difficulties and is giving her pussy to a Jew
>>216250470just work from home or be a neet
>>216250460LOVE fat slags me
Timmy's crush
Glasgow really getting in the Halloween spirit. Was there today for the first time in ages and the place is full of spooks.
>>216250477i lost £1400 real money on blackjack which is what prompted me to learn poker on a free site. played a few hours of low stakes on bet365 and kept stacking up cash and then blowing it all in onei'm actually pretty good just had a bad day yday
White pussy belongs to Aryan men.
Wait a second, so the two countries today causing the most chaos and suffering are the exact two countries Hitler wanted to not/to never exist? Am I missing something here
>>216250493i wfh 3 days a week but i like going out to places and doing things you see
>dude just switch to a completely different career lol just wfh lmao
>>216250529you lost a load of money gambling and your big brain said "what we need to do now is gamble more"
that SRR speed support someone recommended is like cheat codes or a secret end game character
>>216250532Best post in this thread so far
Any druggy man in know which darknet market is the go to right now? Seems like Archetyp got pwnd
>>216250548 in the winter the good stuff happens when its dark anyway what's the issue
cant find an sd card i wish to use tonight for entertainment
>>216250573Is this a Star Wars thing?
>>216250532Rörkemund
>>216250596Nonce
>>216250566oh my days
>>216250566well i was up 2k at one pointand no my big brain said "you are a mong who needs to learn the game you aren't statistically guaranteed to lose money on" so that's what i'm doingi like me card games pass the time. i don't drink or anything any more so it's fine
BLACK PUSSY
>>216250589cos it's always fucking dark you moron that's the whole point
>>216250529mate let me put it to you nicely, if you're playing poker for no money on bet365 instead of a proper poker software like stars or ggpoker, then you're not very goodand 'a few hours' is nothing, with variance that is not a big sample size at all. you should have played at least 100k hands before your results say anything. any dumb fish can go on a sun run and think they're the next Phil Ivey
>>216248318
>>216250583dark matter is dogshit ui but works fine, annoying anti ddos
I should buy gold shouldn't I
>>216250638Of course it's dark it's the winter
I am justu gaslighting myself, actually its all a sham
>>216250605I want to shag a British slag in a cheap Spanish beach resort.
>>216250639you didn't put it to me nicely you went on some ego rant, i've been playing a few months didn't claim to be phil ivey did i. autistic german freak
>>216250671no it isn't
mistype but true
>BLACK PUSSY
Need to dig up a big box of treasure and I’m sorted for life I reckon.
>>216250686yes I did>plays on bet365says it all lol
FUCKING SCREAMING
>>216250713fat pig
>>216250719i play on this https://www.casino.org/replaypoker/lobby/i said i played a few hours of low stakes on bet365 to let you know i have in fact played some poker for some real moneydon't know what your problem is turning this into a way to feel superior. typical german autist.
>>216250742
>>216250762luv r tom
>>216250780Me having a pee and your mum walks by
>>216250761no you didn't
want choccy milk
>>216250713carved 2 pumpkins so far, still have 3 more to go
>>216250837hurr durr are u irish
>>216250713bet she's imagining those massive stalks are black knobs
>>216250832please leave me alone as i'm about to make a new thread and i don't want to replying to it telling me how much better you are making them
>>216250840I’ll carve your fucking face up, son
>>216249311I'll trust ma nigga bloo before i ever trust chatgpt
>>216250837pipe down timmy
>>216250837genuinely looks like me
>>216244949>>216244949>>216244949
>>216250882Please let me see your boobs
>>216250888>>216250888>>216250888
>>216250885and what he's done there is
>>216249836what do you mean? elaborate please
